SPONGING ON THE TYPE-
WRITER.
“The sponge in this town,” said
the ste
sponge. He gets all hus rk
worst
ongrapher, "is the typewriter
l done by
He drops
chat with
toward
the employe
into the office, ostensibly for a
the bi .
his victim
hand way:
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What Food Did For a Clergyman,
tite and Sardi a across
the room; had ugly night,
no disposition to entertain or be en-
tertained and began to shun so ety.
“I finally gave up the regular min-
fetry, indeed I could not my
thoughts on any , and became
almost a hermit. After I had been
using the Grape-Nuts food for a short
time I discovered that I was taking
on new life and my appetite began to
improve; I began to sleep better and
my weight increa I had
lost some 50 pounds, but under the
new food regime I have regained al-
most my former weight and have
greatly improved in every way
“I feel that 1 owe much to Grape-
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food to all who require a powerful
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and always welcome.” Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
A true natural road to regain health,
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collect
subject
sed steadily:
many. ‘There's a reason.”
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ENGLISH AUTHORITY SIDES WITH
AMERICAN REFORMERS.
Back to the Old-Time Style—Modern
Methods the Result of Awkward
Lack of Early Printing Facilities
Rather Than Historical Develop:
ment.
Andrew Ci
the other
tion in the 1
phonetic spelling
that have an
Mark Twain and
recent agita-
arnegle,
leaders of the
nited St
will be
ally on
water in the
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undoubtedly
ates in favor of
glad
the other
person of
ambridge Uni
of the
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now, the Am-
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to hear
they
of the
WwW. W.
versity, who is one
living authoritie
greatest
lish language Up to
erican suggesti regarding
form of sped] have been
gland, but
who
ome ridicule in En
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to wholes
writers
will conclude
the
the
made merry over them
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ALL RASCALS, SAYS G. B. SHAW.
to Do Londoners.
"A great propor!
ion of the people in
society are rascals; in fact, we are all
i The
George Shaw's
more or
dictum is
It was ut
tered in the mree of an address to
: ¥
of lead
the pottery
London correspondent of
y Sun
Shaw asked his hearers
whether the from
had given
Iyeis from
if they
which
wretch
adding,
plates
rome poo
para lead poisoning,
sarcastically:
If you care yon are getting on.”
His faith in the real sympathy of
his nearers w evidently weak. He
procecded to denounce the rascality
of the employers of industry. He
sald;
“Even you 200d people who have
what you facetiously call independent
means are more or less rascals, A
great deal of the means enjoy is
made in a rascally way, thoge
which in 80 many be
and costumes before me.”
Mr. Bhaw forcibly painted the mis
erfes of the and scoffed at the
life of the rich, saying thev were
throwing away about L£5.000000
ly on ¢
much of the money,
wanted at being spen
From this it was a
to a Pharisale Shawism:
“I am now in a position ve the
life of pleasure
rich. [I possess all the
comitants for it
ly rather
heaven, | have
enough and
the life whic
lve
His sociall
the compa
you
even
autiful
I see hats
poor
veal
xtravagance of oy
which is
home,
natural
Hved by he idle
materi con:
would inf
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strength
enough
riches
clety’'s mo
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waler After struggling in the water
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ing carried along by the
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SOON on his wa:
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