Lazy.
When a feller’s good and hungry,
Then he cain’t work no mo’;
He's got to do some eatin’
To make the old wheels go;
An' when he's hen to dinner
An' stowed away a heap.
Then what's the workin'?
A feller's got ter sleep.
use 0’
comin”
mo'?
0, when's that good time
When we don't work
I'd like to go a struttin’
To that there golden sho’,
An' loosen all my buttons
An’ eat a mighty heap
Of yallam yams ag’ possum
An' an’ eat an’ sleep!
no
sleep
love
th’
I'd
stream,
ter my
there
big
an’ drear
a catfish
de pan
eatin,” sleepin,
tin man!
The
Houston Pos!
J
: “They That Have Eyes.”
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The of
uncertalin 3
who
maiden lady
ireak fast
m, Was
finding atllence
prevailed
taste,
She
the merry,
rounding table
old man
divided his a
cast furtive, |
chatter
who +
his beefsteak
presenting
any advar
i
an
Sudds
dreamed
m
ver 1ang
watch
Rympain
she remarke rather
the
% nestle o
ven YORICE
in't
as your boat approach-
t? going to ask what it
Then,
looked rath
was
like to
opposite her
went on to explain *It
city, you know, and
bul 0 close together that at a dis
lance some say it just like a
flight of marbh stairs carved of
the mountain side on which it rises;
and others have to a snow
drift, and a great chalk pit—"'
Oh, yea, 1 recollect,” said
young man, glibly, though his
toid that he didn’ recollect at
‘Yeu, Algiers is very, very white
stayed there almost a week
“Then, of course, you visited
Great Mosque,” sald the maiden
ag; but suspicion shone in her
“1 have always longed to soe
mosque,” she added, quietly. “It
I belleve, the most wonderful archi
tectural monument of early Moham-
medan art remaining to us.”
“Ah, yes,” sald the younger wom:
an, smiling brightly, "We
It was wonderful.
and elabc rate decoration!”
appeared
as the faces
er blank,
moat you.’
she
is such a
1s or By
white
looks
le
out
Hkeaed It
the
tone
all
We
the
eyop
exclaimed the malden woman.
have always understood,” she added,
almost severely, "that it is the utter
Inck of decoration—simply long vis
tus of white
in
proceeds, which produces
“
msoque its unequaled effect
ness and mystery.”
The young man laughed
“Jove! You're as good as a
book!” he said.
His wife merely
“Perhaps you are
the cathedrals Spain
The maiden woman's
gan to revive,
“Oh, tell me
glorious piles
of
of vast
guide
murmured ——
right
§
ol were lovely.”
interes: be
of
ireasures
abhout some
What
them contain!’
"1 don't know
I'm they
or
many
-oh! ves, of course,
do,” replied the young
dreamily, “But they were
lovely So solemn
sure
woman,
er
You
altogett
gloomy.
thing.
The
maiden
the
=)
could hardl
enthusiasm
woman's
subject
Tell
leonine asj
me
you?’ she i
faces
he lies
Of «
View
the lion
Spain
what
and
ston that
IY
up
They
greate
No
good m
procecded toward
3
ticed that the crusty
had risen also, walking from
the room with bh » jooked up
and caught her y with
that was almost affad
and wasle of mon
vad
them
ere, and
pleasure
“Sheer nse
ey for
that”
alone
nons
young up e to BO abr like
he sald
out in a fie!
derive as
from IL."
as far as two are
quite agree with you,”
maiden woman,
them atl!
man. ‘Same with
on thelr wedding trip.
King at each oilher they
another thing.”
dawned in the
plac
|SOMewn
i much
and benefit
“Weil,
corned, |
plied the
“Same with
crusty
young f
Bo busy
never ace
A light
con
re
those
d the
h all
retorts
old
ols
lo
face of
murmured gently,
“lllustrated Bits,
"Oh!" she
dersand now
EDUCATING crow INDIANS.
They Object to Saturday Holiday.
At the meeting of the New York
City Indian Association in the Colle
giate Church, on Fifth avenue, the
{ Rev. Dr. KE. E. Chivers, whom the
{ Crow Indians recently elected a chief
| of their tribe for his services to them
i as fleld secretary of the American
H=ne Baptist Missionary Boclety,
spoke of the Indian school which he
"The Crow
sald Dr. Chivers,
in Moalana numbering
and although they have not
verted to Christianity, they
appeal to me about two years to
for their chi in
Large Mont, The sehool which
we founded there as the result of this
differs from the usual Gov.
Indian schools in that it is
the homes of the Indians,
permits the children both
home,
flans are 0 glad for
opportunity that they
and
+} i {
Choo! 1
“are a tribe
about 1
been con
sent an
REO
school ldren
Grass
built near
and
BO
school and live at
this
pre-
dispense
“The In¢
ational
exellent order
the need
of the neces
BOTrVi
with
nO)
of a
One SHTYy
Indian schools
Indian
White
Government
the ne shows
gif of
The grattity
notably
lands
160 acre Th
JAPS MAKE GOOD BALLPLAYERS
on the Diamond-—
Show Great Skill
Are Death on Fly Balls.
naval
from
Bal
those
and Wis
timore Herald
The Service of Publicity.
Recent events 0 lands
Il as here ha id reason
the the
in New
newspaper discus
ont to exe
other
wol
able
A% an agent
York we
sion
dizpute
have ses
force the city governm
right aw
but for the inquiries,
expos the re
Comptroller
complete
that
proddings
monstrances o
cute a
safe 10 sas
the
the ures,
1
{ the press,
Grout
the
gone
and Commissioner Oakley,
approval, would
on thelr way,
lighting monopoly would have
firmly strapped upon the city's back
And if we Jift
Russia at this moment, how signifi
cant is instinet of tyrannical re
pression in muzzling the press!
poleon IIL did not make
more telltale haste in suppressing
Charivari after his coup d'etat. It
is a French writer and publicist, M.
Bonal, who has put the truth in con
cite form: “Grant that a state may
Mayor's
jovianlly
up our
the
say nothing.” The press, like every
other human institution, is open to
criticism; if it 1a wise, It will give
heed to Intelligent objections and
complaints, and will mend ita man.
ners and its morals alike; but it will
receive the objurgations of delinquent
officials as a welcome sign that it
ia rightly playing the ‘part which
Romilly assigned to an untrammelled
and plainspoken newspaper in a free
country. ~Evening Post,
WATER
lamb,
vim;
That’
couldn’
Yonkers;
TOO MUCH
little
full of
gtreel,
Mary had a
And it was
it got in Wall
The lamb it
i the end
wim.
Stat<sman
THE
sald
ONLY WAY
Dr. Kidder, there's
to of insom
“Well,”
only
nia.
"And
":0 to
Philad
one way get rid
that i877" queried the patie
and forget all abo
Pre
sleep
elphia
HAD TO GET
"Have 13
calle
at her
Spinks Y¢
Gif And
Houston Chronile
INFORMATION.
man a very in-
said clerk in
POSITIVE
“Th
teresting hi
the book store
“You don’t
Fnow?
“1 just
with
the
ere goes RB
story,
How du
say? you
sold it to him."-—Philddel-
HOW DID HE GET THERE?
Perceiving that the stranger in the
evening attirs seemed to be
wearers of the costly
master of ceremonies at
the charity ball stepped up to him.
“Pardon me.” he said, "but you are
oie of the detectives we engaged for
faultless
watching the
jewelry, the
“Me?” sald the other. “Not at all
I'm one of the personal property as-
‘we hicago Tribune,
HIS FPAVORITE INSTRUMENT.
“The tout ensemble of that orches.
tra is remarkably good,” remarked
Mr. Newrich’s host at the box party,
“Don’t you think so?”
“You bet it is!” responded Mr,
Newrich, enthusiastically; “1 like to
watch the feller that's playin’ it slide
it back and forth—looks as if he was
swallerin' 1t."—-Cleveland Leader.
EMPLOYER IS BIGOTED.
Uncle George--And how do
like your employer, Tommy?
Tommy, he isn't so bad; but
he's awfully bigoted,
Uncle George-—Bigoted?
way?
Tommy-—<He's got an Idea that
words must be spelled just his way.
«Chicago Journal
sensors.’
you
In what
THE ONE GREAT PROBLEM.
Question of Distribution That Has to
Be Solved.
McNutt, the
and social economist, other
wise known as “The Dinner Pall
Man,” told recently of a conversation
he once had with a multimillionaire,
After lecturing in the plutocrat’'s man
sion on the inequalities and strug
gles of life, he ge the occasion to
investigate the rich point of
view
“What's the
world, anyw
Creator ov
plans?”
“That's
“It's all a
made my
I the worid
Gorge i.
laborers
preacher
ized
man s
old
the
his
this
“Did
in
matter with
7" he asked
ay he
something
erlook
at all” was the reply
fon of distribution I
by handling just one
nany products-—jnst
item of
the handli
in ais
not it
ques
money
wasle was
ng Thi
tributing
ane but every
eliminated
+8 and keeps
PUZZLE FOR THE POLICE
Dog Belong to Thirsty
REAL THING IN HORNETS
per
Hans
sped 1%
getting and heavily glos
The
pital w
the 5
taken to
closed
Nest
by
he hos
onder
bart
ith both
was
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Ppecial attention given to collections, Office, M
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