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Book of testimoniss and 10 days’ trestment Free. Dr. BH. GREEN'S SONS, Box B, At ants, On The Abuse of Soclety. The abuse of society is s favorite occupation with most people who can- not force an entrance into it. It is not even new. Cynics and satirists preachers and writers have waged war on social amenities all down the ages. We know how Daniel denounced the Babylonian court and how Horace re- vealed the proftigacy of Augustan Rome. Every leader of a regenerat- ing movement, whether it be St. Ber- nard exhorting the crusades, St. Fran. cis teaching Utopian poverty or John Knox preaching reformation, has de- nounced the easy morals and the easier society. The reformers of every age de nounce their own contemporaries in ac- cents of varying degrees of violence Rousseau and Voltaire poured out cut off so abruptly by the guillotine but their denunciations fell on deaf ears. any conception of how pleasant society French revolution.” who will not be reformed is difficult. The grandmother of Ambrosine, hold- ing a scented pocket handkerchief to and Mary, Queen of Scots, yawning in tae face of Knox, exactly typify the at- titude of all ages toward the Jeremiahs hammering at the portals of society. Engraving Glass With Gelatine. A singular property of gelatine, when spread upon glass, has lately been experimented with by the French chemist, Cailletet. When a thick layer of strong glue that has been allowed to dry upon a glass surface is detached, it carries off scales of glass and leaves designs resembling those of frost on a window pane. Polished marble and quartz are similarly affected. With zlue containing six per cent. of alum Cailletet produced five de- signs, resembling moss in texture “he glue while drying exerts a powerful me- chanical strain. President Roosevelt met a Kentucky lady at the dedication exercises in St Louis, and his first question was in re- gard to the author of Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch. “Do you know “Oh, ves,” the Kentucky lady replied. “She lives in Louisville; s was Miss Hegan, and is now “Well,” said Mr have wed when I hope she will ma enje she comes herself FITS permuausntly cured. No fits or nervous Nervellestorer. #2trial bottle and treatisefree connected bas closely were onlf The telephone heretofore many people who Ladies Can Wear Nhoes Ease, a powder, It makes tight or new shoes easy. Cures swollen, bot, sweating, sachin, feet Ingrowing nalls, corns and bunjons. A all druggists and shoe stores, ibe. Don't ao eept any substitute, Trial package Paxs mail, Address, Allon 8, Olmsted, LeRoy, NX, Happy accident will often secure for a man the thing for which he bas vainly striven. ldo not beileve Plso's Cure for Consump- tion has an equal far coughs and colds—Jouw F. 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Mrs. John Houston, who resides on farm near the Lake Erie few miles west of New Castle, was sur prised by finding a young colored man Oliver Goodman, in her house. He came from Pittsburg about three weeks ago. The burglar was not aware the discovery and was at the house when neighbors, whom Mrs. Houston notified, arrived and surrounded the place. H. Brown and other officers were sum moned and captured Goodman was placed in jail. A band of gypsies, who made their camp near Franklin, kidnapped tw girls, Mary and Anna Baker, aged re spectively 4 and 19. They were enticed into the camp late at night and the gyp sics departed with them early in the werning. Sheriff McCollum ind the nl City police got on the trail of the gypsies, but at the forks of a road lost their game. The search is being rontinued, The family of Martin Whitfield, Oi] City, consisting of four persons, was poisoned by eating chicken, the flesh of which had become impregnated with some poison, presumably paris green, sprinkled by a farmer on his Prompt medical work placed them out of danger. About ners at because a few of t} to sign for the chec Joseph Swihart, a stable, who killed Carles Bebout, resisting arrest, has ated by a coroner's jury Attorney H. A. Davis, of announced his cand for Blair county. Prohibitio of Peale are out men have refused {Of 700 mm Washington con who was been exoner Altoona judge of He iI be indorsed by 1ists. Martin Bell, the he ublican nominee Dively, D atic, and J. S. senring. Union party George and Jacob nd 13 years, if Susqr the ! imncim} mcumoent, 18 t A y AY Le in the their parer died at her aged 70 years, She Wilmer and helped Home Society during the Civil War. | between the Sheet Workers and the Master Tin. vers’ Association have been amicably rranged and the strike has been call Pittsburg Five houses were wrecked and many caster, president of the Ann < Aged Women Children's for the ano 1.68 3 . differences i by a mine cave-in at Old Forge, three miles from Scranton. The settling oc- | curred in the old workings of the Jermyn No. 2 mine, and nearly two | cres were affected, the surface sink ng | about five feet. The buildings damaged | were all located on George strect, in the borough, and were occupied as fol. lows: Thomas Jones and family, Sal vatore Bianco and family, Matzia Bon itage and family, Isaac Robinson and family and Clement Maratina and fam. ily. The occupants of the houses were in bed when the cave-in occurred and when the structures tumbled from their foundations and fell over upon their sides many were thrown to the floor and were dazed and filled with ter The noise of the cave-in aroused | hundreds living near Some of the The home of Chief of Police James Howells, at West Pittston, was dam: aged by a dynamite explosion. Dozens of window panes were smashed, dishes were broken and the porch was demol- ished. Chief Howells recently had trouble with several persons in the town and arrests are expected as the outcome of an attempt to blow up his house, While several boys were celebrating at Columbia, John Murray, aged 14. was shot in the chest, he having ap proached gnperteived. A terrible hole ps torn in his breast and he died soon afterwards. FFE fhe Seven Wonders of Corea.. Coren, *ike the world of the ancients, Bas its “weven wonders.” Briefly stat- ed, they are as follows: First, a hot mineral spring near Kin-Shantao, the | ed to be miraculous. No matter what disease may afflict the patient, a dip | The second wonder is two springs | other; in fact, they have the | breadth of the entire peninsula between | They have two peculiarities. When one is full the other is always | ous fact that they are connected by a subterranean passage, one 1s bitter and the other pure and sweet, The third wonder is Cold Wind Cave, a cavern from which a wintry wind perpetually blows. The force of the wind from the cave is such that a strong man cannot stand before it | A forest that cannot be eradicated is the fourth wonder. No matter what injury is done the roots of trees, which are large pines, they will sprout up again directly. The fifth is the most wonderful of all. It is the famous “floating stone.’ It stands, or seems to stand, in front of the palace erected in its honor. It is an irregular cube of great bulk. It appears to be resting on the ground, free from supports on sides, but, strange to say, two men at opposite ends of a rope may pass it under the stone without encountering any obsta cle whatever! The sixth wonder is the “hot stone,” which from remote ages has lain glow- ing with heat on the top of a high hill The seventh and last Corean wonder | is a drop of the Buddha. For thirty paces around the large tem ple in which it is enshrined not a blade will grow. There are no trees flowers } sacred square 1 animals decline to profane a he ly. the { 11 ail SBF LVLNTINE A MERICA is tbe land of | I nervous women. The great majority of nervous women are so because they are suf fering from some form of female dis case Mrs. Emma Mitchell, 520 Louisiana street, Indianapolis, Ind., writes: “Peruna has eertainly been a blessing in disguise to me, for when [| first began sweat of of grass inside 1 the and a generally worn out system 1 had lit tle faith. “For the past five years I have rarely been without pain, but Pe- rung has changed all this, and in a very short time. I think J had only taken two bottles before I began to recuperate very quickly, and scven bottles made me well. I do not have headache or backache any more, and have some interest in life. 1 give all credit where (i ts due, and that {8 to Peruna.''=-- Emma Mitchell. By far the greatest number troubles are caused directly by They ure catarrh of the x flected. These women despair pot £03 Their Ingenious Idea. The two young women had been in- vited to take a ride in a big, red devil nobile that makes forty 10 policeman is to be taken aft Y the of female catarrn n which is of recov ren el the § rod fy iter stands of Provid til celebrate its o . The Friends T School Rhode Ieland 11 hundred anc the twenty fine new gvmnasi is t ye dedicate by apnrons Uy he of » e exercises at which many ywmer princinals and Ai% ANG noted orators arc ' expected to be present Yr Fy r ¥ v -.—- y Ln NERVE WORN KIDNEYS) Doan's Kidney Pills « — an make freedom from kid. ney trouble possible. They eoarry a kind of medication to the kid. neys that brings a bright ray of hope to desperate tases, Achisg backs are eased Hip, back, and join pains yrercome. Swelling of the and dropsy wigos by a horse and badly hurt = his hip was fractured -— and after he recovered he was ip such misery that be could hardly walk, and to stoop caused him such distress that be thought he would quit work - ale his bladder, and he was un able to make his water with out so much distress | in sisted on Lis getting a box of your pills and trying them 80 I went to Mason's Drug Store and got a box The first box helped him so much that I got the second and alsc the third, and pow be = en tirely well" Mrs LIL. W Asxvuxx, Lock Haven, Pa Lave t it affected % 1 ERNE *anah Locos Havex, Pa~-Mm IPs £3 itm en———— Ammumen writes STATE RT “wR, ow weeks ago | sent for . ——————————————— box of Doan's Kilnsy _ For free trial box. mall this soupon to lis for myself. and they did Foster Mibars Uo, Buffalo, X.Y. If above Tas tat In + ARG Rey mare iv ines Boient, write address ob sepe all they are said to do. My rate slip susband was kicked last fal] Jom COMPRESS! 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Peruna cures catarrh wher ever bocated, | Chromic invalids who bave languished for years on sick beds with some form of female disease begin to improve at once af ter beginning Dr. Hartman's treatment Among the many prominent women who recommend sruna are: — Belva Lock wood. of Washington, D. C.; Mm Col Hamilton, of Columbus, Ohio; Mre. F. E Warren, wife of U. B. Senator Warren, of Wyoming not derive prompt and satis its from Peruna » to Dr , Giving a full atement of your and he will be to give you his valuable advie the use of Cant idress Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O Promoted by Shampoos of Cuticura Soap And Dressings of Cuficura the Great Skin Cure —— Purest, Sweetest, Most Effective Remedies for Skin, Scalp and Hair, his treatment at once srops falling bair, removes crusts, scales and dan druff, destroys hair parasites, soothes irritated, itching surfaces, stimulates the hair follicles, loosens the scalp skin, supplies the roots with energy and nourishment, and makes the hair grow upon a sweet, wholesome, healthy scalp when all else falls, Millions of women now rely on Cutl- cura Soap assisted by Cuticura Qint- ment, the great skin cure, for preserving, purifying and beautifying the skin, for cleansing the scalp of crusts, scales and dandruoff, and the stopping of failing hair, for softening, whitening and soothing red, rough and sore hands, for baby rashes, {tchings and chafings, for annoying irritations, or too free or offensive perspiration, for ulcerative weaknesses, and many sanstive, anti septic purposes which readily suggest themselves, as well as for all the pur- poses of the toilet and pursery. 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