The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, August 08, 1901, Image 5

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Vol. LXXIV.
before going
elsewhere.
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.
“Spellbinders'” Wayw.
“Spellbinding” Is the happy nme
ch
The national chairmen de
department. An ex-presidept id
in demand, an speaker or an ex-spen!
comes next as a rule, and senator
representatives are invited to spn
the order of thelr nsefulpess
a dozen efforts hy other men, th
they may be more logical apd elo
The candidate himself, when an on
tor. will draw greater crowds than auy
body else, but If he Is wise be
the national committee arrange his itin
erary and schedule. Headquariers are
always overrun with volunteers Tor the
stump; the star, or man with
tation, walls to be lavited er
Most of the lesser men are laborers for
hire, but others arg ambitious to mule
a reputation as a stepping stone fo jx
litical office, and some are inten
earnest and eager to be useful) to thelr
party.
The commitice
the expenses of spellbinders, unk
they insist on paying thelr own was
whieh is unusual. Some of the
orators receive haopdsome
thelr services and travel
Home Magazine.
rep
HIRE il
Sete
national
ied
stilts fn
in siite
Senntorial Repartee,
Once In the senate climber John
Ingalls was directing some remarks 1
Senator Hoar of Massachusetis {
other senator from that Mi
Dawes, havigg come In while Mr lu
galls was speaking. thought the wor
were meant for his ear. and =o
rupting, be asked logalls if be
recting the remarks at him. The all
senator turned slowly around, for Mr
Dawes sat behind him, and then, w
delicious Intonation, but an instant
wit, he said, “1 was directing my
marks to the successor of Charles Sum
per and not to the successor of Danio)
Webster.”
The repartee has become traditional,
and the utterance was at once placed
alongside of that reply of Conkilug
to Senator Thurman, which Is also tra
siate,
ra
Conkling was speaking. and Thor
the senator alm bis remarks at
be constantly turns to me?”
Mr. Conkling, with delicious gravity,
bowing to Thurman, with whom he
was very friendly, sald: “When |
to the senator, 1 turn as the Mussul
man turns to Meccan; | turn as 1 would
turn to the common law of England~
the world’s thost copious fount of ju
risprudence.”
tie
when
ee
ut
When LI Hung Chang Grinoed.
Once during a dry season in China
the vicervy, Earl Li Hung Chang, call
ed on the American minister, Mr. Con
ger, and spoke of the weather.
“Yes,” sald Mr. Conger, “it sects to
be dry everywhere. It Is dry io my
1 read in ove of our pa
pers the other day that in many places
rain”
“What!” sald the earl. “Do your peo
ple pray to thelr God for rain?’
“Oh, yes,” sald the minister, “they
often pray for rain.”
“And does thelr God send It
they pray for It?” asked the earl
“Yes, sometimes thelr prayers are an
swered, and sometimes they are not.”
“All the same like Chinese juss, bey 7°
said the carl, with a z=in and a chuckle.
—————
when
Bound fo Mave Order,
“My husband Is just too ridiculous
for anything.”
“Why so?”
“Why, he staid at home last night
was sitting ou a chav in the corner, &
black snake whip in one hand and a re
Bun.
ru,
et ant
ELECTRIC SCIENCE,
Feature of Great Importance at ‘he
Pan-American,
Electricity and electrical applinnces
are to receive such attention to
make this one feature of the Pan
American Exposition the greatest
ny
of
development. In addition to the spe
ncular uses of electricity in Hluminat
ing bulldings, towers, courts and foun
tains there will be very Important dem
onstrations of the applieation of the
force to many new purposes. Among
them will be wireless telegraphy, the
X rays, the electromobile, telegraphy
to and from moving tralps by inde
tion, the Improvements in the eleetrie
light and felephone., The wonderful
labor sa¥ing qualities of electricity
have revolutionized the production of
many articles of merchandise within
the past decade. This plinse of
ployment of the electric d will f
a most pleasant study for thos
are interested | the
sciences, and su
om
rm
who
newest of the
ch a study as will ouly
be possible nt the Exposition. The de-
velopment of electrie power will be 1.
lustrated in a comprehens
yn Ler
Teddy Didn't See It,
Teddy Vanderchump came down to
the elub the other night with a great
problem weighing on his mind.
fug up to the boys, he sald:
“If 1 stand on my bead, the blood all
fushes to my head, doesn’t it?”
No one ventured to contradict him.
“Now,” he centinued triumphantly,
“when I stand on my feet why don't
the blood all rush Into my feet?”
“Because,” replied Hostetter McGin-
nis, “your feet are not empty.’
The boys all laughed, but Vander
chump sald he didn't see any joke.
Com-
The “Pleket.”™
The picket was generally inflicted on
cavalry and artillerymen and was a
singularly brutal bit of torture, A long
post, near which stood a
driven Into the ground. The deli
was ordered the
3
81001,
1"
n
fo mount stool,
in the post
Ligh as it could be
wrist. A stump the heigh
with Its end cut to a re
point, was also driven
stretohed,
t of the six
into the
close to the post,
taken away
ing to rest
. and the sufferer had noth-
Lis bare feet upon bu the
stamp, “which, though it did not usu-
ally break skin” Captain
Grose, “put him in great torture,
ouly means of relief being by
his weight wrist,
which soon
can very well believe
when he makes the addition that a
man was not infrequently left to stand
in this position for half an bour, alk
though the orthodox period of endur
ance was 15 minotes. —London Graphic.
the GAYS
his
resting
he pain of
One
his
on
became intolerable.”
Lim, especially
Marconi Objected.
There was a little dinner once given
to Wiliam Marconi, of which one incl-
dent is still remembered by some of the
| guests. An oratorical member of the
company, growing enthusiastic over a
toast to the Inventor of wireless teleg-
raphy, made this climax to his perora-
tion: “Gentlemen, 1 give you Marconi,
the Franklin, the Faraday and the
Helmholtz of Italy.”
‘bad been drunk, the
: the action of the preceding speaker in
In 1881 the isles of Ischia and Scio
losing about 4,000 to 5,000 people.
chia was again visited in 1853, but did
not get off as easily as before, coming
missing. The great calamity of the
nineteenth century was the great con-
{to have killed not less than 120,000 per-
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Pure Extracts, Ginger A
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