The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, May 10, 1900, Image 9

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    THE UNSUCCESSFUL,
We met them on the common way;
They passed and gave no sign
The heroes that had lost the day,
The failures, half divine,
Ranged in a quiet place, we see
Their mighty ranks contain
Figures too great for victory,
Hearts too unspoiled for gain,
Here are earth's splendid failures,
Come
Irom glorious foughten fields:
Some bear the combat,
some
Are prone upon their shields,
wounds of
To us, that still do battle here,
If we in aught pwoevail,
Grant, God, a trinmnh not too dear,
Or strength, like theirs, to fail.
Elizabeth C. Cardozo, in the
tury.
Cen
“THE LONG ARM.”
It was 6 o'clock in the evening, and
the editor of the “Monthly Rocket”
sat alone in his room at a large desk,
strewn with papers and cuttings,
ing thoughtfully at the sheets of man
uascript which be bad taken from a pile
before him,
*I can't understand it at all,” he
was thinking. “Except for the change
of scene, and the matter of turning a
collision into a fire—~the two
are practically identical. At any rate,
they're rather too similar for me to
pass the matter over. The extra chap
ter is original enough, though, and
=ally well writen, I'l admit. But
sforijes
send it here, out of all the offices in
tewn where it might have gone In-
stead? the whole thing is beyvoud me.”
“I don’t know quite what to say at
this early stage in the proceedings,” he
sald slowly: “but, let me see, first of
all, what's the sender's name and ad
dress? Ah! ‘Claude Hellingham, 14
Cadogan street, W.'"”
He paused irresolutely for a second,
and then wrote on the sheet in front of
him
“Dear Sir—If the author of the short
story, “The Solitary Soul,’ will call at
this office at 3 Thursday
afternoon, I or my representative will
be glad to see him”
“There, that ought to fetch him.”
said the man, with a peculiar smile, as
he signed the letter, “Douglas Baird,
Editor.” Then directing the velope
to the address given on the
script, he posted it at the corner of
the street
o'clock on
en
manu
on his way home
® ® -
On the afternoon
Thursday, Douglas
office again. He obviously not
quite at ease, and from time to
time he would open one of the draw
ers of his desk and examine the
it contained, as if to himself
that none of them were missing. Pres
ently he looked at his watch.
“H'm! a quarter past
he mused sy
spondent is going to fight st
all?»
A tap at his
soliloquy. In answer to his somewhat
surly “Come in!"
The editor of the “Monthly Rocket”
slightly raised his eyebrows. Accus
tomed as he was to all sorts and con
ditions of visitors, it was not often
that such a pretty girl as this invaded
his office. His surliness vanished in-
stantly. He could be charming to
ladies when he chose. This was one
of these occasions,
set a chair for the visitor and returned
her timid greeting with a geniality cal
culated to dispel her very obvious ner
YOusSness,
It was a young but sad and troubled
face that looked at him across the
desk. The soft, fair hair might have
adorned the sunny head of a child, but
the girlish mouth had assumed a curve
the following
Baird
was
of
»
=a
+
his
papers
Assure
three already,’
wonder if fins Corre
iy. after
the deer Interrupted
the visitor entered,
which is to be seen only in the eyes of
the refined poor.
editor—1 don't know if you are he
girl
“I am the editor, certainly:
don’t recollect writing to Miss
ter,
at this hour.”
“Mr. Claude Hellingham, perhaps?”
“Yes! Do you know him, then?"
asked the man eagerly.
“Oh, yes, I think I may say I do. a
little,” she replied, smiling again. “In
fact, II am the individual himself!”
“I don’t quite understand.” returned
Baird wonderingly, “Is there such a
person at all, then?”
“Oh yes, very much so—I'm he—or,
rather, he's my nom de guerre,” she
answered quietly, seeming to enjoy his
evident mystification,
“You? he replied., “You? What on
earth made you take such a psen-
donym?’ he demanded wonderingly.
“Oh! becanse Ithought a man’s name
would give my story a better chance
of acceptance, But why did you write
to me?’ she continued anxiously, “I
was so glud to get your letter! |
thought you had accepted the tale,
You are going to publish it, aren't
you?’ she added, all bor smiles van-
sshing, /
“No,” sald Baird, looking at
glendily: “I don’t think I shall.”
The girl's eyes filled at the answer,
and, as he saw the bitter disappoint
ment In her face, the editor began to
feel quite remorseful. It was a deuced
awkward basiness, he told himself,
“I am sorry, Mise Chester,” he said,
pulling himself together with an effort,
“that yon should have thought my let
ter meant acceptance of your contri
bution. Before we go any further,
however, let me ask you one question,
Did you send in that story, “The Soli.
+
but 1
hes
her
tary Soul,’ as original matter?”
A pause ensued. The ticking of a
clock on the mantelnidée alone broke
the silence of the room, The editor
watched the woman keenly-a sudden
spasm passed over her face and a
hunted look came into her eyes, Then
for the first time the man noticed her
I she had clasped her hands
as if to make an appeal, and he saw
| that even her gloves were carefully
| mended.
| =1p vou would rather not answer,”
he sald gently, and in a very different
tone to that
nesd not do Only, 1 think
RO,
1
for me to
magazine."
“Will you tell why?
| asked, trying to control her voice, “1
| will own that
{it to you without an explanation, per
| haps. But 1-1
For answer from a drawer
ia newspaper and a pile of manuscript,
|
|
| publish the story in wm)
me Ww she
lie took
“This is your manuscript,” he remark
| ed, watching her keenly as she put out
“and this,” he added
the
story on
NOW,
| her hand for it;
| gravely, taking up the paper, “is
journal b vhich a
titled ‘The Lia’
haps, you will understand.”
Fhe girl's hand trembled so thn
could hardly hold the printed
After a momentary glance, she laid it
down again, and then, turning
blanched face to him, she said tremul
ously, “I—ask your pardon”
“Will you tell me, Miss Chester,” he
asked slowly, {
sent of to
me? Was it for of getting
into print—a
certain
anpeared per
t she
sheet
Her
“why you his
the sake
natural enough vanity,
I'll allow: or,” he continued in a softer
was the payment that you would have
received had the manuserint been ac.
cepted, an important consideration?”
“Oh, Mr. Baird!” she exclaimed, try-
ing to regain her composure; “I know
to do, but—but—you don't know
| hard It has been for me in London,
{a girl like me, without
friends, it seems Impossible to get
work. [I've lost heart utterly now, and
| I'm so tired of it all!”
“Have you met with any success at
all?’ he asked sympathetically.
“Yes--a little, not very much,
and nothing regular. 1 got some fairly
interest or
but
and
too,”
but the paper failed last summer
left mone y me
she added sadly
“That was hard Ii
)
h for it?"
some owing to
wes! Did vou
1
deal I
Proving
did all those
ialism of Lon
“The Heart of
short |
good
“The
and also the serial
“Yes, a
articles on
don,’
fa Woman, with
well”
“By Jove! :
Heart of a Woman,” then?
claimed How
3 £5
SOs Mit Hs
The
ex
was it you who wrote
her
silly
edd
}
fis n capital story
with
interest
I ought to have rn ther
It »
nme
should get it published in volums
I'm sure it would sud
“1 tried to, bhnt it
firm I offered it to kent it
months, then wrote to
would the
bear CX [nse
people who
they
coed
The
for
ay
story out If 1
The next
fot
half
goexd
was no good
first
seven nnd
they
would
bring
the
considered it
asked
cost, | knew
firm, and would treat me well, and so
I tried to get the before the
book would be too much out-of date.”
“That why manu
script to me, then?”
“You. | saw that you were offering
£100 for the best ten thousand word
story. The money meant such a lot to
i me and | was so awfully bard-up! 1
{ began a story and
| with It; but it wasn't
| somehow, couldn't get on with It
i Then, one day, I came across an old
file of the ‘Capetown Mercury’ in the
reading-room’ in the museum. | saw
nh story called “The Liar’ in it, and
liked the central very much. |
worked it up and changed the
struction a little, and added another
| chapter; and then well, then | sent it
| here, 1 never imagined any one would
recognize it
years old, and had lasted only a dozen
numbers,
“And now, I think I've nothing more
to say,” she went on, “éxcept that ['m
| ever so sorry about it all! 1 hope you
wont think too badly of me it was
such a temntation! Will you tell me,
| though" her volee faltered--“how it
was you found out? 1 didn’t think
any one in London could have read the
‘Capetown Mercury,’ or, even if they
bad read “The Liar,’ that they could
remember it now, It is a curious coin
cidence, of course?”
“Yes,” answered the man slowly,
“an extraordinary coincidence, The
fact is, though —er—1 myself happen to
be the original author of ‘The Liar.”
The Sketch.
were Bey
bad; only
the
me to pay
they were a
money
is voir sent this
alive,
idea
econ
Naming of Steamboals.
Many steamboats, like race horses,
ave names given for the reason that
thelr names reflect some whim of the
owner, or are named after some object
{ of interest or affection to him. The
| steambont Billen, which was sunk re-
| cently at Island 34, and on which the
| wrecking crew i= still at work, had a
name which puzzled rivermen, Steam.
boats are always named after some
thing, and what Eilllen meant was
more than most of them conld de.
cipher. The boat was named after
the wife of the owner, He is a Pa
ducah man, when the boat was lnunch.
od he decided to call her Nellie, His
wife objected to having the boat
named after her, so he satisfied him.
self and wife too by spelling the name
backward. Memphis Scimetar,
apis a
London spends $140 a year on the
education of each child in the public
schools,
And Yet the Facts Were Rather Out of the
Ordinary.
Four or five traveling
men around
when one of them got up and
“Did you notice what fine teeth that
party had?’ sald a man from St
Louis. “He won't acknowledge they
tell the truth. My brother is a den-
there, and
for him,
thing, but
every body
my brother does his work
Not that he tells me any-
merely an
who knows the man knows
circumstances, His teeth are his
and at the same time they are
You don't understand, I'l
He always had unusually
but about five years ago
Aas
own,
false,
explain,
fine teeth,
®O
an affection which the
to recede from the roots, leaving them
exposed some distance down from the
surface, In aggravated
CHURES gums
enameled
sitive the disease is very painful and
« almost Impossible to relieve It.
To cure it Is practically mpossible, for
will back again,
This man was sensitive kind,
and although physicians and dentists
tried their skill on him they could do
nothing, and he suffered so that at last
he told my extract every
tooth in his mouth and put false ones
in for him. As nothing else could be
the gums not grow
the
of
brother to
and pulled every tooth
all In perfect
They
and as
were
condition, my
them
his patient was
up, a novel idea
Over,
forced
ocenrred
that
io
’
was that instead of
same teeth be used exactly as if they
were artificial. My brother, who is a
first-class dentist always, was more
when he had mounted the teeth
plate measured to a hair's
and slipped them his
mouth they fitted as if they had grown
there, as It were, and now
man in a thousand can
they are false, if, indeed,
are. At the same time there isn't any
into
there isn’t
tell
false
that
they
to trouble him
DEATH OF AN HISTORIC OAK.
It Saw Mansy Queer Sights in the Course of
Its 300 Years of Life
Another of the of
Marviand Las perished. Nearly three
of Lloyd's
Fallot side
was described
historic trees
hundred years ago the oak
Hill pear Hillsboro
of the T
in "x
on the
writing i extant
no known record of its di
mighty trunk.
its branches,
There is
mensions, had a
its
whose amplitnde
The shi
outspreading limbs
magn fleoneoe was 0
extraordinary.
ground by the
under a
whose diameter wis
Decay fastened
Years Ago,
was
adow cast on the
vertical
sun made a circle
more than 100 yards
upon the then,
an axeman made a huge wound in one
the wing old
gradually rotted. Recently
tree; somo
free, fo to
and
heal Hiself,
side
leaves and brush and set it afire at
night. The country for miles around
was lluminated, After the fire burned
out the remainder of the giant oak
The oak in these olden days Was
called
because the Delaware Friends,
after having assembled at Camden,
made their pilgrimage by this route
William Penn
meeting long before
town of Easton to ex-
Baltimore met
there was any
tend to them its hospitality.
on Lloyd's Hill was their regular
noonday stopping place. Here
would rest and feed their horses and
treeless,
for many years the only tree on this
barren waste of sand, was recently
oystermen who were cast away there
in a storm. The cedar was a valuable
landmark to the river sallors, Terrie
torially, Heron Island is in
Anne County. It belongs to the es
tate of the late Col. Richard 8. Dod-
|0on.
Guarding Nis Treasure.
Staring at women is so common in
about it. It ix, therefore, rather sur
if reprehensible is well established in
fre,
“
as “clubmen’’
when a stranger,
charms,
Hhe
her The beauty did
was too well enamelled
stare of the fascinated foreign person.
Her companion, the “clubman” how-
ever, took the attentions of the sup-
posed American in a different light,
and ealled him to order on the spot.
Hard words passed between the two
pwr, and andlitors were intensely
atiused. One of the latter-a hard-
ened bachelor-was heard to remark
that he did not know the clubman was
such a watchdog, but it was true that
he had a treasure to guard. No duel
will be fought over the matter, and
the dispute has ended in mere words.
«London Telegraph,
FARM AND GARDEN NOTES.
ITEMS OF INTEREST ON AGRICUL.
TURAL TOPICS.
The Best Breed of Hens—Secure Even
" Crops If Possible Temperature of In.
cubators Sand in Maple Syrup-Cows
Prefer Fixed Habits Etc, Ete
The Bést Breed of Hens.
There i% no best breed of hens, The
breed most sultable to any farmer
the breed that he can the most
money out of. If you can make money
ER
in
minke
and by all means keep good ones, The
farmer don't want hens with certain
markings on them, but he wants hens
with lots of eggs In them.
Secure Even Crops If Possible.
Perbaps there is nothing that is such
an to in
the
spots
eyesore any one interested
field
and in
where
growth is uneven Ome
perfectly bare,
No doubt the
be to get all parts of the field to bear
a8 good as the best part
ing a deal, but
can be done,
Fertilizers and time spent in
farmer's aim should
This is ask
good nevertheless it
tillage
the
of a portion of soil being too wet
and the this
might more than overbalance the pro
fits of the whole field.
loss on one wet pateh
Of course this
require
Temperature of Incubators.
I have incubators of different
makes, and in one it takes from 10]
10234 degrees to bring the chicks
day, while In
takes from 102 degrees 108% to
hatch in the same time, with the ther
mometer fertile eggs and i
same place In each machine Every
incubator should be and
temperature determined
This will depend upon the incubator,
the eggs. the thermometer and where
it Is placed
hateh, better
them to
than
Fitch,
two
io
out
to
on in the
tented the
on
When the eggs begin te
shut up shop and leave
ome out In their
watch Haine
in New England Homestead
Own way
to too closely. J,
Sand in Maple Syrup.
The maple sugar
trouble in removing the fine
maker may have
sand that
through the ordinary strainer,
he
be
and
to
Care
least
of
may wonder bow it
spitd of his
itn
quantity, is
present
anliness
nll
carelessuess, been nse
and els
IPO TI
in sm ent i =
thi =
dirt. but sugar
zn
not
common sand nor
a form
wa nd
malate-—of lime that
present to a greater o
the and
grains when
It may be removed ve
following n
ing
ap, merely
the sap
Anner
Pass the hot syrup through closely
woven flannel into =»
where it
hours
settling tank
remain for at
Draw it off this
with a tap placed at Jeast an inch
a half above the bottom of the
better still, use a siphon
funnel-shaped felt
syrup is to
these strainers
any grit that may
quantities are to be strained at a
time, change the strainers often. For
sugar, let the syrup stand longer be
fore boiling down. The strainers may
must 4
tank
and
least
from
fank.
or, Ise 0
strainer,
and
{io remove
If large
the
be bottled hot
thoroughly
wash
collect
The Epitomist
Cows Prefer Fired Habits,
Every man that has had the care
change of practices by the cow keeper
goes away from home for a single day
and leaves his cows to others. The
irregular and the next day the herd is
decidedly “off” in its milk, The worst
is that the
cows cannot be again brought back to
Frequently there will
be some cows that have been in milk
for a few months that will show a de.
and will
How quickly the cows drop off in
milk in midsummer when the pasture
gets short and the farmer neglects to
provide anything to take the place of
The cow will only keep up her milk
if she have a fixed ration of
For this reason every dairyman
fast as it becomes
Have the feed
as like in kind as possible. This is one
feed the year round. When the pas
tion can be kept up and even increased
without the habit of the cow in this
regard being disturbed,
As to milking, all scientic dairymen
sre agreed. It does not do to milk a |
ow at § o'clock one morning and ¢
v'clock the next and 7 o'clock the next. |
Neither must such a variation be per. |
mitted in the summer, The writer bas |
known cases where the cows were
milked at evening any time between
most always In haying times on cer
tain farms. The loss ix not only that
shown in one day, but the dally losses
that will continue to oceur during the
whole subsequent Inctation period of
Se cow. Farm, Field and Flreside,
eka ie
A Modern Farm Carden,
The eusentinds of a good garden are
a rich soil and a sunny foestion, The
land must be wel fertilizogh deeply
plowed and thoroughly
Loo great care cannot be ja get
’
cr AA AS EPA REI BI
tion. Thix work can be done with a
horse and tools and requires but a few
hours. A small hotbed should be pro
tomatoes cabbages, canliffower, cel
| ery, peppers and the like,
of
This is not
construction or manuge
been given in these columns, The cost
| is trifling, amounting to almost no ex
old
at
AE
i about the farm ean be for mak
the frame, and discarded
sashes used for glass,
ing
that of Plant
evervihing that
for ir it
Start cabbages,
flower, celery and peppers in a hotbed,
the ground is In good con-
dition set out a few roots of asparagus,
Then
pens, radishes,
danger of frost
rows of beans. As soon as the ground
warmer and the add
in seed enough to furnish
vour family is fond
can be easily
liked at
tomatoes,
i% not first it soon will
be cauli
AR BOOT a8
plant a few potatoes, carrots
sets, and
two or
onion when
i past,
becomes Beason
vanced, put
a full supply of peas and beans, and
to plant liberally of dwarf
limas, Plant carrots, parsnips,
turnips and salsify. Set ouf early cab
be sure
also
bages from the hotbed and sow a few
rows of
for fall
late cabbage and cauliiower
Plant a
cucumbers,
and winter use good
supply of sweet corn,
squashes, Providing an abundant sup
ply of winter squashes
If your ground
pared and you have a good garden
drill, the seeding of the entire garden
| will not take more than a day. If your
rows are long and straight, an bour or
two at a time horse and culti
vator will do most of the work of culti-
vating and but little hand hoeing or
weeding will be necessary. - American
Agriculturist
has been well pre
with a
Short and Useful Pointers.
All garden refuse should be burned.
Millet
chicks,
More meat an
duces the egos
perce] is excellent for young
« less corn is what pre
finding a quick market
Close confinement and a superabund
ance of food will ruin sny animal
Farniers should select breeders from
the poultry as well froma other
stock
There
that
the
Never
an
are some parts of a good cow
ar: always nrominent; but never
ribs
sold
# always
ber
“an
at home
fhe Dost
One weed fence Means a
conple of | 134 3 Year in
ROE
hosp
other
heep
anda whe
‘an ¥
Hog lice
wash them with fresh Hime
don't like this
A good
Pigs is a nn
food fo “
iIXture of
ground
HOW Wilh young
» yt ’
parts of
wheat
equal
cornmesl oats and
bran
More
more
stork menus nore
manure;
manure means better crops: bet
ter crops is the forerunner of the farm
er 8 prosperity
if swine
cholera Keep just about as far away
from place as vou would if his
family had the small-pox
Your neighbors have the
his
Farmers should not depend entirely
No matter how good
they sare, there is always somebody
lee can give them a pointer or
iwo.
Numerous
on 1heniselves
that
experiments show that
fairer and brighter fruit is grown in
sunshine and in lighter soils and in
than is grown in
heavy soil on low land.
Do anything that will tend to lighten
work. The farmer hasn't
got any “snap” and anything that will
take 2 portion of the labor off his
hands is a welcome addition to the
farm
Courtesy on a Street Car.
A big, fnedooking man sat in the
corner of a South Ride car reading his
newspaper. Next to him sat a little
woman in an uptodate frock. She
had a box of candy in one hand and
an opera libretto in the other. She
tried to get a newspaper from 8 boy
who came through the car, but the
conductor broke up the transaction,
and seizing the small newspaper deal
er, put him off, Then the pretty wo
The big man'snewspaper was spread
out before her eyes, and she glanced
at the head lines, Then she read half
Sonth Ride flat, bow they bound and
woman, stole her sealskin
“Oh. oh! the horrid things!” she ex-
clajmed excitedly.
corse, he said:
“Have you finished this page.
madam? If =o. let us turn to the stock
reports and the society news” «Chicas
BO News,
A man in Pennsylvania has achieved
fame by always standing up when he
sleeps. In these peculiar, sensation.
foving days the man who Hikes obseur.
fty has a hard time dodging the lasso
of notoriety. He had to be without an
peculiarity, and even then runs risks
of becoming noted for that,
Women are not permitied to be phos
_toeravhers in China.
TABLET NO. FIVE,
the Truth Came Out
The story was told by a Police Coin
missioner of another city who was in
New Orleans recently on a
“The most ingenious murder |
knew anything about,” be
committed by a young physician,
Wik o
visit
ever
“eas
He
rising practitioners place
where | formerly lived, and, with your
permission, 1 will speak of him simply
Dr. Smith About a VOArs
ns nearly asx | this
man went rela
wa bd,
#2 a
ax dozen
ago, remem be
young on a visit 10 8
in a peighboring city, and one af-
third or fourth day
he gtartled a lady member
of the household by remarking that he
‘had a that misfortune
had overtaken a wealthy planter whom
tive
ternoon, on the
of his stay,
feeling’ wome
they both knew very well, and whom |
will call Col The Colonel] was
a prominent of doctors
Iarge outlying
habit of
On the day of
wan
James
rexident the
had a
Was In
home town and
estate, which he the
visiting Week
once a
Smith's singular premonition he
ou one of those tours of inspection, but
falled
morning his corpse was fou
He had
twenty-four
to come back, and the following
nd lying in
evidently been
dead hours and
from appearance of body
seemed to have been selzed with some
convulsion,
“Gf course the affair created a great
stir, and the police made a pretty thor
ough investigation, but the only thing
they found that merited any special
attention was a small, round vial in
the dead man's vest pocket. 1t wae
about the dismeter of a lead pencil by
four inches jong, and had originally
contained a couple of dozen medicinal
tablets, which, lying one on top of
the other, filled the little bottle to the
cork, A few still remained in the bot
tem. Upon inquiry it was jearned
without trouble that the tablets were a
harmless preparation of soda, and that
a cornfield
about
the the
sort of fit or
local drug store. That ended suspi
clon in that quarter, and, for lack of
anything better, the coruer returaed
a verdiet of death from sunstroke.
There was no autopsy.
“Some tine after Jones had been
buried,” continued the Police Commis
sioner, “1 learned accidentally of Dr.
suna's curious prophecy, snd it set
me to thinking, Eventuaily | evolved
a theory, but it was impossible at the
time to sustain it with proof, and fer
Sve or six years | it pigeon-holed
in my brain, waiting for something te
Meanwhile, to everybody's
Dr. Kmith dogs
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happen
BUTDT Ise, went to 1a
He began by drinking heavily, gradu
and finally
prosecution for
After
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enough y BAlwOiutiels
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I learned
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What bad really happened was this
“Dr. 8m
siderable
my theory as y Jones's
h owed the old
money and had given
which he had forged his
0a me indorser. The plan!
er was pressing him for payment and
had which meant in
evitabile One day, while
Jones pulled
a little glass vial and swallowed
of the tablets it contained, remark
that be took one dally, after din
ner, for sour stomach. That suggested
a disbolical scheme of assassination
which the doctor proceeded to put into
execution. Repairing to his office, he
made up a duplicate tablet of sirych
pine, and, encountering the Colonel
man a oon
sum of
2 Dow, Upon
father's an
threatened sult
exposure
they
out
ole
mg
were conversing.
the vial for a moment, so he could copy
the address of the markers from the
Jones handed it over unsus
pectingly, and while his attention was
briefly diverted elsewhere Smith put
in the prepared tablet. He placed it
the top four, thus making it
certain that his victim
would take it on the fifth day from
Next morning he left town,
#0 a8 10 be far away when the tragedy
was consummated, and some myster
jous, uncontroliable impulse evidently
led him to make the prediction that
first excited my suspicion. When |
made certain eof all this, I located
Sfmith in Oklahoma and was on the
warrant, when he anticipated me by
tal pigeon-hole, where it has remained
“Pardon me for asking.” said one of
“It is absolutely true”
narrator.
“But how did you learn the partic
ulars?’
“Well,” sald the Police Commission.
replied the
er criminals—he had one weak spot.
He was fool enough to tell a woman.
The Part She Didn't Like.
The other day a wee little woman
cinnati BEuqguirer. She talked about i
it was also
In fact, the
through her
It was a “good donkey,
a “beautiful donkey”
child went completely
gmall store of adjectives, And when
ber father came home at night he
heard the addectives all over again,
“And so you liked the donkey, dar
ting, did you?” he asked, taking the
tiny lass on his Knee,
“Oh, yes, papa, 1 liked him. That is,
I liked him pretty well, suit 1 didn't
like to hear him donk.”
Though Spain fs an agrienimaral
conatryl it bad to import last year,
more than $15,000,000 worth of grain, =