BEV. DR. TALMAGE.
THE EMINENT DIVINE'S SUNDAY
DISCOURSE.
Subject: A Worldwide Evileilesidence In
Hotels Condemned Wholesome Influ.
ences That Surround Life in a Private
HomewChildren Get in Bad Company.
’ {Copyright, Louis Klopsch, 1899.)
Wasmxarox, D, C. (Special).—Home life
versus hotel lifg is the thems of Dr. Tal
mage's Sermon for [o-day, the disadvan.
tages of a life spent at more or less tem-
porary stopping places being sharply con-
trasted with the blessings that are found
in the real home, however humble. The
text is Luke x., 34, 85: “And brought him
to an inn and took care of him. And on
the morrow when he departed, he took out
two pence and gave them to the host and
sald unto him, Take care of him; and what-
soever thou spendest more, when I ceme
again I will repay theo."
This is the good Samaritan paying the
hotel bill of a man who had been robbed
and almost killed by bandits. The good
Samaritan bad found the unfortunate on a
lonely, rocky road, where to this very day
depredations are sometimes committed
upon travelers, and bad put the injured
man into the saddle, while this merciful
and well-to-do man had wulked till they
get to the hotel, and the wounded man was
ut to bed and cared for. It must have
een a very superior hotel in its accommo-
dations, for, though in the country, the
landlord was pald at the rate of what in
our country would ba #4 or #5 a day, a
penny being then a day's wages and the
two pennies paid in this case about two
days’ wages, Moreover, it was one of those
kind-hearted landlords who are wrapped
up in the happiness of their guests, be
cause the good Bamaritan leaves the poor,
wounded fellow to his entire eare, promis
ing that when he came that way again he
¥ould pay all the bills until the invalid got
weil.
Hotels and boarding houses are necessi-
ties. In very ancient times they were un-
known, because the world had compara
tively few inhabitants, and those were not
much given to travel, and private hospital-
ity met all the wants of sojourners, as
when Abraham rushed out at Mamre to in-
vite the three men to sit down to a dinner
of veal, as whon the people were possitive-
ly commanded to be given to hospitality,
as in many places in the east these ancient
customs are practiced to-day. But we have
now hotels presided over by good land-
lords and boarding houses presided over
by excewllent host or hostess {n all neighbor-
hoods, villages and cities and it {8 our con.
gratulation that those of our land surpass
all other lands. They rightly become the
permanent residences of many Jeeps, such
as those who are without families, such as
those who business keeps them migratory,
such as those who ought not, for various
reasons of health or peculiarty of efrcum-
stances, to take upon themselves the cares
of housekeeping.
But one of the great evils of this day Is
found in the fact that a large population
of our towns and cities are giving up and
have given up their homes and taken
apartments, that they may have more free.
dom from domestic duties and more time
for social life and because they like the
whirl of publicity better than the quiet
and privacy of a residence they can call
their own. The lawful use of these hotels
and boarding-houses is for most people
while they are in transitu; but as a
terminus they are in many cases de-
moralization, utter and complete. That is
the point at which families innumerable
have begun to disintegrate, There never
has been a time when so many families,
healthy and abundantly able to support
and direct homes of their own, have struck
tert and taken permanent abode in these
gablic establishments,
In these public caravansaries, the demon
of goselp is apt to get 1ull sway. All the
boarders run dally the gantlet of general
Irspection—how they look when they come
down in the morning and when they get in
at night, and what they do for a living,
and who they receive as guests in their
rooms, and what they wear, and what they
do not wear, und how they eat, and what
they eat, and how much they eat, and how
Jittie they eat. If a man proposes in such
a place to be isolated and reticent and
alone, they will begin to guess about him:
Who is he? Where did he come from? How
jong is be going to stay? Has he paid his
board? How much does he pay? Perhaps
be has committed some erime and does not
want to be known, Theres must be some-
thing wrong about him or he would speak.
The whole house goes into the detedtive
business. They must find out about him.
They must find out about him right away.
If he leave his door unlocked by accident,
be will find that his rooms have been in-
pected, his trunk explored, his letters
folded differently from the way they were
folded when he put thém away. ho is
be? is the question asked with intenser in-
terest, until the subject has become sn
monomania. The simple fact ia that he fs
® nobody in particular, but minds his own
BR usiness,
One of the worst damages that come
from the herding of so many people into
boarding-bouses and family hotels fs in-
flieted upon children. It is only another
way of bringing them upon the commons,
While you have your own private house
ou ean, for the most part, control their
rompanionshio and their whereabouts, but
py twelve yeurs of age in these public re.
pris they will have picked up all the bad
hings that ean be furnished by the prart.
Int minds of dozens of yoople. They will
erhear blasphemies, and see quarrels,
bd get precocious in sin, and what the
artender does not tell them the porter or
jostler or Beliboy will,
Besides that the children will go out into
is world without the restraining, anchor.
ng, steadying and all eontrolling memory
of a home, From that none of us who have
been blessed ol such memory have es.
caped. It grips a man for eighty years,
it he lives so long. it pulls him baek from
doors into which he otherwise would enter,
It smites him with contrition in the ve
midst of his dissipations. As the fish, al.
ready surrounded by the long wide net,
swim out to sea, thinking they can go as
far as they please, and with gay toss of
silvery scale they defy the sportsman on
the beach, and after awhile the fishermen
begin to draw in the pet, hard over
hand, and hand over hand, and it
is an long while before the captured
fins bogin to feel the net, and then they
dart this way and that, hoping to get out,
but find themselves approaching the
shore, and are brought up to the very feet
of the captors, so the memory of an eariy
home sometimes seems to relax and Jot
men out farther and farther from God, and
farther and farther fom shore, five years,
ten yoars, twenty yedrs, thirty years: but
some day they find an irresistible mesh
drawing them back, and they are com.
polled to retreat from their prodigality
and wandering: and though they make
Susperate effort to eweape the impression,
and try to dive deeper down in sin
after nwhile are brought elear back and
eid upon the Rock of Ages,
If it be possivle, O father and mother!
¥ Jot your sous and daughters go out into
the world under the semiomnipotent mem-
ory of a good, pure home. About your two
or three rooms in a boarding house, or a
family hotel, you ean cast no such glorions
| sanctity, They will think of theses publie
| earavansaries as nn early stopping place,
malodorous with old victuals, coffees per.
nally steaming and ments In everinsc.
ing stew or broil, the alr sureharged with
earbonie acid, snd corridors, along which
f drunken boarders come staggering at 1
eek in the morning, rapping at the
tll the affrighted wifes lets them in,
0 pot be guilty of the sacrilege or blas-
? of ealling such a place a home,
Bome ia four walls Inclosing one
ly with Identity of interest and a
from outside io on 80 com.
W
tering except by permission—bolted and
barred and chained against all outside in.
quisitiveness. The phrase so often used
in the law books and legal ofrcles is might.
ily sugeestive—avery mun’s house is his
castle, as much so as though it had draw.
bridge, porteullis, redoubt, bastion and
armed turret, Even the officer of the law
may not enter to perve a writ, except the
door be voluntarily opened unto him; burs
glary, or the invasion of If, a crime so
offensive that the law clushes its iron jaws
on any oné who attempts it. Unless it be
ecessary to stay lor longer or shorter
time in family hotel or boarding house
d there are thousands of instances
n" which it is necessary, as
showed you at the Dbeginning-—-unless
in this exceptional case, let neither wife
nog pugbpnd consent to such permanent
residence. a md Resdihniag,,
The probability is that the wife will have
to divide ber husband’s time with public
smoking or reading room or with some
coquettish spider in search of unwary flies,
hy if you do not entirely lose your hus.
band, it will be hecause he is divinely pro-
tected from the disasters that have
svheimed thousands of husbands, with as
good intentions as yours, Neither should
the husband, without imperative reason,
consent to such a iife unless he is sure bis
wile can withstand the temptation of so-
cial dissipation which sweeps aeross sugh
places with the force of the Atlantie Ocean
when driven by a September equinox,
Many wives give up their homes for these
public residences, so that they may give
their entire time to operas, theatres, balls,
recepions and levees, and they are in a
perpetual whirl, like a whip top spinning
round and round asd round very prettily
until it loses its i and shoots off in-
to a tangent, But the difference is, in one
oases it {8 a top, and in the other a soul.
Besides this there is an assiduous aceu-
mulation of little things around the pri-
vate home, which in the aggregate make a
great attraction, while the deniten of one
of these public residences {s apt to say:
“What Is the use? I have no place to keep
them if I should take them.” Mementos,
bric-a-brao, curiosities, quaint chair or
cozy lounge, upholsteries, pictures and a
thousand things that acerets in a home are
discarded or neglected because thers {a no
homestead in which to arrange them, And
yet they are the case in which the pearl of
domestio happiness is set, You can never
become as attached tothe appointments ol a
boarding-house or family hotel as to those
things that you can eall your own and are
associated with the different members of
your household or with scenes of thrillin
import in your domestic history. Blesses
they have been gathering, until every
figure in the carpet, and every panel of
dow has a chirography of its own, speak-
us awhile, What a sacred place it becomes
when one can say: “‘In that room such a
one was born; in that bed such a one died;
last evening prayer; here I sat to greet my
son as he came back from sea voyage; that
was father's cane; that was mother's rock-
ing chair!"
congress of reminiscences!
The public residence of hotel and board.
ity.
such a table, No one wants to run such a
ism. Unless you have a home of your own
you will not be abies to exercise the best
rewarded of all the graces. For exercise
of this grace what blessing came to the
Shunammite {n the restoration of her son
to life because she entertained Elisha and
to the widow of Zarephath in the perpetual
oll well of the miraculous eruse because
she fed a hungry prophet, and to Ratab in
the preservation of her life at the demoli-
spies, and to Laban in the formation of an
interesting family relation because of his
rescue from the destroyed olty because of
bis entertainment of the angels, and to
Mary aud Martha and Zaccheus in spiritual
and to Publius in the {sland of Melits in the
bealing of his father because of the enter.
blessiogs from generation to generation
becsuse their doors sw
the enlargiog, ennobling,
divine grace of hospitality!
Young married man, as soon as you ean,
buy such a piace even if you have to pat on
it a mortgage reaching from base to CAP
stones, The much abused mortgage, which
is ruin to a reckiess man, to one prudent
and provident is the beginniag of a com-
petency and a fortune for the reason he
will not be satisfied until be bas paid it off,
readiating and
economies until then. Deny vourself ail
superfiuities and all luxuries until you can
say, “Everything in thif Bouse is mine,
thauk God-—every iimber, every brick,
every foot of plumbing, every doorsiil.”
Do not have vouretiidren born lo a board.
ing house, and do not yourself be buried
from one, Have a place where your abil
dren can shout and sing and romp without
being overhauled for the racket. Have a
kitchen where you can do something
toward the reformation of evil cookery and
the lessening of this nation of dyspectios,
As Napoleon lost one of his great battles by
an attack of indigestion, 30 many men
have such a daily wrestie with the food
swallowed that they have no strength jaf
for the battle of lite, and, though your
wife may know bow to play on all musieal
instruments and tival & prima donna, she
is not well educated unless she can boll an
Irish potato and vroil a mutton ehop since
the diet sometimes decides the fate of tam-
ilies and nations,
Have a sitting room with at least one
easy chair, even though you have to take
turns at sitting in it, and books out of the
public library or of your own purchase for
the making of your family intelligent,
and ahah beats and guessing matches,
with an occasional blind man’y buff, which
which is of all games my favorite. Rouse
up your home with ail styles of innocent
mirth and "gather up in your children’s
nature a reservoir of exuberance that will
pyar down refreshing streams when life
gots parched, and the dark days come,
and the lights go out, and the laughter is
smothered into a sob,
First, last and all the time have Christ
in your home, Julius Cassar calmed the
fears of an aflrighted boatman who was
rowing in a stream by saying, “So long ns
Cesar is! with you in the same boat, no
harm ean happen.” And whatever storm
of adversity or bereavement or poverty
may strike your home, all is well as long
as you have Clirist the King on boned
Make your home so farreachiog in its in.
fivence that down to the last moment of
your ehildren’s life you may hold them
with a heavenly charm. Al seventy-six
veara of age the Demosthenes of the
American Senate lay dying at Washiong-
ton—I mean Henry Clay, of Kentucky.
His pastor sat at his bedside, ana “the oid
man eloquent,” after a Joug and exciting
public life, transatiantic and clsatiantic,
was back again in the scenes of
his boyhood, and he kept saying in
his dream over and over again, “My
mother, mother, mother!’! May the paren.
tal influence we exert bo not only poten
tind, but holy, and so the home on enith bn
the vestibule of our howe In heaven, In
which place may we all mestdather,
mother, son, daughter, brother, sister,
grandfather, genndmother and grandehild,
and the entire group of precious ones, ol
whom we must ny in the words of trans.
porting Charles Weasley:
One family we dwell In him,
One ehures shove, bhenenth,
Though now div Jud by the streams
The narrow stream of death;
One army of the vig God,
To His command we bow; :
Part of the vost have erossed the food
Aud part are crossing now,
| THE KEYSTONE STATE,
News Gleaned from
Various Parts.
Latest
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BULLETS BY CUPID.
Allentown Youth's Love for a Neighbor's
Wite Led to Tragedy—S8Shot Her and
Kilted Himself Woman Tells the Core
tween Them~Uther Live News,
Sr ——
A tragedy of extraordinary interest oc-
curred at Allentown, when Charles Konuss,
6 mere Ind of 10 years, shot the woman he
loved, Mrs. Ella Diefenderfer, and then
snuffed out his own life, The young woman,
who is 26 years old, and has a husband and
two children, will recover, but the devoted
lover expired instantly, having fired a bullet
into bls own bealp. At the OQoroner's ip.
quest Mrs, DioToadsrior told tnblushingly
of the intrigua she had carried on with
Knauss for two years, meeting him fre-
quently in secret places, Even after her
husband had discovered the intimacy, the
couple persisted in the stolen sweets that
finally Jured them both listo the dark
shadow of murder and sulelde. This Is the
story of their love acd its ending: — Knauss
worked for his father, Alvin Knsues, a
painter, The Koausses and Diefenderfers
ware near neighbors, and an lotimacy
sprung up between young Knauss and Mrs,
Diefenderfer. The pair frequently met at
the paint shop lu the rear of the Koauss lot,
Neighbors told Diefenderfer of the matter,
and be remonstrated with bis wife, and also
informed Knauss’ father, For a time they
were not seen together much. But lately
they renewed their fotimaey, and yousg
Kuoause, It is stated, threatened to shoot
Dletenderfer in order to get him out of the
| way. Near miduight, Lewis Dillinger heard
| two pistol shots and later was called from
i bed by Morgan Foeht, a neighbor, who sald
i Mrs, Dietenderier bad been shot. The two
went to the D efenderfer home and found
{ the woman hieeding from a wound in the
| left side of her head. To the mes she sald
that Koauss had shot her while they were in
the back yard of her home. At the Inquest,
however, she admitted that the shooting
j took place in the paint shop of the elder
{| Knauss. The Lullet entered the woman's
| bond bebind the loft ear and bad taken a
downward course, and thes upward, follow-
ing the muscles of the face until the nasal
{ bone was resched. The top of the bone
| was splintered and the bullet lodged poarby.
The men then searched for Koauss and
{ found bim dead in the paint shop. The
Coroner was at onos notified. The priseipal
| witness was Mee, Diefenderfer. She testi.
fled that for two years sabe had been intl
| mate with Knauss and frequently met bim
{in the paiot shop. After 11 o'clock she
went to mest Bim alter a8 eall from bim,
i Alter they were at Lhe shop for some time
1
{ be asked ber to elope with him, This sbe
i refused to do, saying she would not jeave
{| her family. Then Le said she must sither
{ live with bim or else be would kill ber and
! ber husband, She still refused to leaves ber
| family, whereupon be shot ber, The room
was 20 dark that she eculd Bot see the
i pistol, and only when the bullet struek her
{ vhe realized what Bad bappened, She at
one ran to her home and while ronning
i hoard the shot fired which killed Koause,
{ Mrs, Diefonderfor Is 8 rather good-looking
woman, She is 8 native of Topton, Mere,
Dielenderfor's maiden name was Zwoyer.
Hhe Las two children,
Shot In Expansion Debate
William Lasdenberg, a miner, of Parsons,
celebrated bis birthday by giving a feast to
i apumber of bis friends, Laudenberg got
into a beated argument with Cbaries Yale,
one of the guests, Yale sald bo was an ex-
pansioniat from the head to the soles of ‘his
feet, "Then get out of here,” yelled Lauden-
berg. Yale refused to go and the bost went
{ apetalrs and got his rifle. When he com-
| manded Yale to go the second time, The
| other guests thought Laudenberg was only
| jesting and pald little attention. Soon the
sound of a shot rang out, and Yale lay on
the grass in the back yard with a bullet ju
his thigh, It is not thought that the wounds
will result fatally, Laudenberg was arrested
and Yale taken to the hospital
Gas Kxplosion,
William Haue, a puddier at Zug's Mill,
Pittsburg, was killed and Jacob Bosle, his
i beiper, seriously Injored by a gas explosion
| at Zag's Rolling Mill. New gas connections
were belog made 160 the puddiing furnaces,
| when the gas was unaseountably turned on
snd ignited ascidentally, Bosle was blown
away many feet, and owes bis life to this
fact, Haus fell into the pit of the furnace
and a curtain of flame coverad him for half
a minute, He was takes out sfter the gas
had been turased off, and died from the shook
and burns,
Killed by Eleetrie Shock.
Frank G. Robinson, aged 23 years, one of
the proprietors of the Bharpavilie Electrie
Light Works, was electrocuted In the power
house at Sharon, He was Ushreniog s bolt
on one of the generators and was reaching
neross the machine when his band came In
contaet with a charged wire, He sereamed
with pate, staggered bLaskward about ten
feot and foil gaapiog on the floor, [a three
misutes he was dead, Tbe machine regis-
tered a voitags of 1330, Robinson was an
export electrician and was unmarried,
Aged Woman's Fatal Vall,
Mrs, Jane Pancoast, aged 00 years, of West
Philadelphia, who fell backward down a
fight of stairs, died at the Philadelphia Hos
pital, No evidevoe of injury was apparent
on the woman's body.
Tried to Brain Her Captor,
Mrs, Susan Sehugard, of Philadelphia,
was lodeed In jail ot Reading by Constable
F. J. Bchwyer, balng accused of breaking
into a house in which furniture which had
been levind on was stored by her husband,
Osenr Behugard, When Mee, Schugard was
placed under arrest she seized a saver kraut
stam per and threatened to brain the ofMeer,
Vootpads Hold Up Physician,
Theres footpads held up Jail Physiolan
Tobn P, Haag, st midaight, on Couri Street,
in the shadow of the Cotrts House, Willinms.
port. As they were about to relieve the Doe.
tor of his money avd valuables they heard
tomeone coming, whereupon the footpads
took alarm and fled,
Jabed for Turentent ng Sulelda,
neoin BE. Daniels, of |
with making threats to De argon
Sus Kivens easing before Justies H
Bloomsburg, E WArrAan) was
THE TOWER OF LONDON,
Locking Up 8 Qusint and Asclent
Ceremony.
The main guardhouse at the Tower,
which has just been pulled down, was
hard by the Bloody Tower, It is at
this spot, says the London Graphic,
that the quaint and ancient ceremony
of locking up the tower is nightly per-
formed, as It has been for centuries. A
few minutes before 11 o'clock the head
warder, or yeoman porter, as he is
properly styled, clothed in a red cloak,
carrying a portentous bunch of keys,
and accompanied by another warder
carrying a lantern, appears in front of
the main guardhouse and roars out,
“Escort, keys!" The sergeant turns
cut with some of the men, and follows
the yeoman to the outer gate, the whole
party being challenged by all the sen-
tries with “Who goes there?” and the
answer is simply “Keys.” The gates
being locked the keys are brought back
to the main guard, Here the sentry
stamps and roars out, “Who goes
there?”
"Keys," Is the reply.
“Whose keys?”
“Queen Victoria's keys.™
“Advance, Queen Victoria's keys
And all's well, '
“God bless Queen Vietoria!” cries
the yeoman porter.
“Amen,” responds the main guard,
“Present arma!” cries the officer on
duty, and amid the rattle of the salite
be kisses the hilt of his sword. The
yeoman porter marches off with the
keys and depesits them in the lieuten-
ant's lodgings, and from that time
throughout the livelong night you can
only circulate within the tower pre-
cinets if you know the countersign,
— cu ————— -
The Wear and Tear.
*1 suppose you feel that you have a
great deal of fighting on your hands.”
remarked the noncombatant Tagal
“No,” answered the leader of the Fill.
pino retreat, "we don’t notice it on our
hands so much; but it's pretty hard on
our feet."—Washington Star.
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And is it not due to nervous
exhaustion? Things always
look so much brighter when we
are in good health, How can
you bave courage when suffer.
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prostration and great physical
weakness ?
Would you not like to be rid
of this depression of spirits ?
How? By removing the
cause. By taking
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