0S FARM AND GARDEN NEWS. WIT AND HUMOR. 5 . : {made, an animal is sold or one leaw. y * ing the farm for any other purpose, I Clarence. —Why, the same girl ¢ promised to be a sister to both of [ night #* “The OId Homestead,” “Swanee River,” *‘Auld Lang Syne,” ITEMS OF INTEREST ON AGRICULTURAL TOPICS. Keeping Apples Sound All Winter «Pre. serving Eggs-=Protecting Bees in Wine ter--Shallow Covering of Manure--Efc., Ete. APPLES SOUND WINTER, lake fine dry saw-dust, preferably that made by a cirenlar saw from hard wood, and place a thick layer on bot- tom of barrel, then plage a'layer “of apples, not close together, and not | close to the sides of the barrel. Put saw-dust liberally over and around, and so proceed until a bushel and a half or less are packed in the barrel. Keep in a cool place. No bruised or | mellow spples will be preserved. but | they will not communicate rot to the | other apples. This is an easier and | quicker way than to wrap each speci- | men in papers, and the apples would | bring fancy prices in the late spring. KEEPING ALL i PRESERVING EGGS. If eggs are low in price it is a good | plan to preserve them for the higher prices that will come later. It is not at all difficult to keep eggs, when not fertile, for a long time in cool weather and without the nse of preservatives. | if the eggs are put in crates or placed | in single layers on racks and turned half over twice a week they will keep in good condition for two months or more if stored in a cool place during the period. Not only will they be fresh but look fresh, that is, the shells | will retain that lustre which always goes w.th an absolutely fresh egg. but which cannot be retained when eggs are limed or preserved in any of the solutions used for the purpose. In| order to carry out this plan succeds- | fully thé eggs must be from hens who | are not running with a male hird, and | they should be gathered and stored daily. The cool room in which they are kept must be frost proof. The plan is well worth trying, for eggs will bring several cents a dozen more in two months than now. just how it is going to be handled. We always teach our young cattle to lead in the winter when there is plenty of snow on the ground, then the animal is not very liable to get hurt in falling. But how should the real task of breaking be managed? By taking a cruel whip or club and try to force them into submission? No. By kindness? Yes. Use a § inch rope 30 or 40 feet long. Make an old-fash- ioned tie loop at one end so when in place it will not choke down the ani- mal, then make a haif hitch around tie nose, forming something resemb- ling a halter. With sucha rope a per- son can teach a calf or ‘critter’ to lead in a few days, direction, This is one of the are required to do the work, head should have a rope attached half way between animal and opposite end where the main man is, by side, and if the animal makes a lunge ahead one of the men can step so as to give the animal a side turn to the right, when once more both men are using their full strength, which soon teaches your scholar that you are master of the situation. {whichever is ne- them when a ealf or colt halter cessary), and teach young, beginning days old. When the work has begun never skip a day (unless Sun day) without going through the regu lar exercise, Calves or colts never forget a training of this kind, and are much more domesticated in later life Elirns F. Brown in once FILLING THE SILO There is not the need of filling the silo in a single day. as was formerly supposed, so that fermentation could not begin until half the top was cov- together. The effect of to liberate carbonie is 1% This PROTECTING BEES IN WINTER. | Hives occupied by working colonies of bees should be protected during winter, Keepers of bees sel! a chaff hive that answers the purpose of win- ter protection better than anything else. If these are too expensive, a) good substitute may be made of dry] goods boxes of various sizes but large | enough to allow severalinches of space | for packing material after the hive has been set in. Make a false bottom and set it about four inches above the oth- er bottom after filling the space with chaff. Cut an opening through the box on a level with the false bottom, | making it tight at top and sides so that | the chaff will not work down and block | the entrance. The box should be = foot higher than the hive so that am- ple protection may be placed over the top of the hive. The broad chambers | of the hives only shonld be used, the lid fastened down closely and set in| the outer box, the chaff being pack- ed down firmly all around it and on the top. It will be necessary to make acover that will be perfectly wa- terproof No special form is necessa- ry, but a sloped roof will be the best. Cover it with waterproof paper’ and then a heavy coat of paint. This pro- tecting box is easily made and opera- | ted, the main care necessary being proper roof. space to use plenty of | 0 chaff and the carefnl making of the] entrance through the onter box so that the bees may go out and in at] will. This protection will enable the! bees to pass through the winter in good | shape if they have a sufficient food | supply in the hive.—Atlanta Journal. | i SHALLOW COVERING OF MA-| NURE. Farmyard manure should be kept as | near the surface of the soil as possi- | ble. The rain water as it percolates | through the soil has a tendency to] carry the solable plant food down-| ward and out of the reach of plants. Consequently an attempt should be made to’ delay the downward progress | of plant food instead of assisting it by | plowing the manure in deeply. Then | again, nitrification is most active near the surface of the soil. Therefore, | manure kept near the surface is under | more favorable conditions for having Its plant food made available and con- sequently gives quicker returns, When a heavy applieation of manure has been plowed under deeply, itis no uncommon thing to see lumps of manure brought to the surface hy sub- sequent plowing, showing that it had never become properly incorporated with the soil. It is quite probable, too, that this deeply buried manure has lost considerable nitrogen through denitrification. Economical manur- ing consists in obtaining quick re- turns over as large an area of the farm ag possible, aud this is accom- plished by moderate applications in- corporated with the surface soil. Shal- low covering of manure also increases the humus of the surface soil. As a result, the soil does” not bake and crack in warm weather; it abworbs and retains water much more satisfac- torily, and works np into a fine tilth more easily. Now England Home- stead. TEACHING STOCK TO LEAD. One thing farmers are confronted with every few days in the winter wonson is the lead ng of the cattle. Fall stock are the more diffienlt to teach how to lead. Its a pleasure to a farmer to have his cattle tanght to lead as well as horses; forthen he realizet shat when a change is to be the silo unless there is a hole near the bottom to send in air. The greatest care should be ta ken to see that insects or mice have drilled holes through the wood- work of the silo during the time it has been nnoceupied. If such holes can be found they ashonld be covered and closed with cement. The shorter the silage is ent the bet ter it will keep, because short silage packs itself closely and encloses little air. It is the amonuntof air which the silage holds at the beginning that de termines how mneh it shall ferment If the amount is small the silage will come out sweet, The richness of the silage has pinch to do with its Corn that is sweet Ness OF sSourness, LEAT ing maturity, but the leaf, makes the best silage. It has more sugar and starch, and these ferment, are turned acid gas, and thus stop fermentation. On the corn that is no- mature, and has little sakes a very poor silage, very sour. So, in any farther green where near m and is mostly too, cornstalka almost rotten when taken from the silo. Ina dryfall we think that stalks ent The advantage of the latter plan iz that 1t enables the farm- er to limit the loss in a wet season eutting the corn stalks fine, and put ting them ina silo where the fermen- the best covering is dry straw, all the better if it is chopped fine. je acid gas beneath, which will pre Cultivater, Some Psychic Research. The band small girls had stealthy tread and the surreptitious titter which betrays youth en mis chief bent, There was no doubt that they should have been in bed hours ago. but the manner in which children escape the vigilanee of their elders on such occasions will always be one of the mysteries of an otherwise progres sive civilization. They were running on tiptoe to overtake a lady and a man who had just gotten off the street car. The fady turned sharply. “Why aren't you at home?" she asked with remarkable fortitude. The answer came in a tone which betokened full confidence in the right sousness of a cause: loweenin'.” “Well what would you do If T were to take a nandful of flour from under my cape and throw it all over you “Why, you wouldn't do angthing like that, wedld you?’ “I don't know. You see, we're oul Halloweenin®' oarselves.” “Well, T «pose It would have to go Pet look here, you muan't think we children do all that mischief.” “Who is it?” JUUs unruly spirits, It tells all about them in a book up at owt house.” | “I never saw any such spirite” “They're around. though. This Is their chance to have fun. But they're too sharp to get caught, They kuow how to hide.” “But where do they go?’ “Well to tell you the tenth, ma'am, 1 believe they get inside us chiidren,” £4 A CHILD'S THANKSGIVING, T thank thee, Father in the skies, For this dear home xo warm bright; I thank Thee for the sunny day And for the sleepy, starry night, I thank Thee for my father's arms, Ho big and strong to hold me near; I thank Thee for my mother's face; I thank Thee for my dolly dear, and I thank Thee for the little birds That eat my erumbs upon the sill; I thank Thee for the pretty snow That's coming down =o soft and still, 0, Father up there in the skies, Hear me on this Thanksgiving day, And please read in my little heart The *‘thank yous’ T forgot to say. —{ Kate Whiting Patch, A—— A PLEASANY PASTIME, A pleasant pastime is making chains and disks squares of These may bought in or he home, Soak the straws well, and then ent them in half-inch lengths, The disks and squares may be ent The thread should be tied to the eve of the needle, and the child taught to thread alternately straw and disk or square. A GREAT NATURAL BRIDGE, . his beautifnl wonder of is situated twenty miles southwest of Douglas, Wyoming, where the La Prele creek breaks through the foot hills of the Laramie Mountains, The flows, or rather tnmbles and pitches, throngh a narrow, ragged about 1,000 feet in depth. the end of the gorge a wall of #olid rock, about 150 feet in height, stretches right In time plunged which but finally the underneath, natire stream hLiere cauon Nem ledge or lower ROTORS canon, long past the top of a water Lins the this rock natural found Over wall, wis then dar WAY its and the result is this Inidge. In spau of thing of its kind in the known world From buttress to buttress the bridge 180 feet; arch about seventy five feet the water, and breadth of under side, up and down eighty feet The arch is as perfect as though buil hands than formed by the action of water. Not alone for this remarkable bridge does It pay the tourist to visit spot; the wild, grand beanty of the canon seeing, and added to “Urystal Cave" in which may ountless beautiful qnartz various sizes and shapes. its arch it exceeds any if highest of point above stream, alinost rather t by man’s thie is will worth this is a be seen © cryials of LIEUTENAST HOBSON. As Lieutenant Hobson be a lad, and was in the Naval Academy at Anvapolis, moral grew to his conrage and well matehed. You have read “Tom at Rugby’? Yon remember the gentle little Arthur and the rongh and-ready, rugged Tom? Youug dichmond had the fine qualities of both, One day vonng rest of his class, ming lesson Hoe was {ar the breakers, be almost sure drowning to of the rope. But it happened some mischance that, as pressed still farther out frown with the out along It would hold by Hobson he met a celingiag for life two Hobson, was at the SW the rope in lose to the rope 1 hiey were sione The two looked into each other's eyes. It was a hard moment | the voungsters, Safe passage along the rope for both was nearly fads Hobson gave way to his classmate, But, somehow, at the moment of the ! boy s passing him, even this slight hold gave way, and he sank into the breakers, The boy left on the rope got in, and sent aid. Hobson was brought to shore. All supposed he was dead, | “Nobody conld have come out of it | alive but Hobson,” was the general “He is a tongh fellow to stand | And, from that day, he was | among his classmates as! “Parson Tough.” You can see, even from this brief up, Richimond Hobson has been grow ing to be a hero, FUN POR THANKSGIVING EVENING After the holiday dinner is eaten, a little fan largely assists digestion, | and on Thanksgiving night young folks will greatly entertain their elders | if they arrange for their amusement “A Family Picture Gallery.” For this, a large picture frame is placed on a table in a folding doorway and | the upper part of the opening con- cealed by draperies that can be let | down between the tableaux. A num: ber of persons then attire themselves in antique costumes, and appearing in tarn behind the frame, are de- seribed as portraits. If the exhibitor be a glib-tongned young fellow, this cau be made extremely funny, as he introduces little anecdotes connected with each as~how “Grandpa Pratt” once had an encounter with a cata: mount; and how Aunt Mehitable from Bquedunk flirted with Deacon Pop- eye. Tir little children in sunbonnets and pantalets, simpering “bread and butter schoolgirls,” solemn preachers and comiortable ‘Samantha Allen” sort of old ladies, way all be intro- duced and dilated npon as ancestors of the family, Meanwhile, between the pictures, all might unite in sing- stich as "The Old Ousken Backer,” Whore § 3 is my Boy To tand “Home Sweet Home.” Or, if preferred, the same idea can be carried out in historical tableaux, | celebrated pictures being earefully | studied and reproduced. Thus might { be shown Btuart’s portraits of George {and Martha Washington; Queen Lou iise of Prussian holding her famous rose; Qneen Elizabeth in ruff and farthingale, General Grant, snd an { unlimited number of other well known characters, For gw round game ‘Lady Thanks giving's Dinner'’ affords both amuse: ment and a test of memory. Seated in a circle, the first player asks the next, “What had Lady Thanksgiving for dinner to-day ?"* He replies what ever he first thinks of, as “pumpkin pie,” and, turning to his neighbor, repeats the inquiry. This one men tions the first dish and adds another, as ‘her ladyship had pumpin pie and popcorn balls,” the company, the with every answer, menu increasing while each must be careful to repeat in the exact order given, acyone failing to do so being dropped from the game, At first this is an easy matter, but when two or three dozen dainties have been served up to the fair dame, it will be found to be quite a task to remember all in correct rotation, and tue number of players will decrease rapidly. The one keeping up the game longest might be rewarded with alittle favor. But the children must not be for- | gotten, and they would perhaps better enjoy ‘‘Onr Minister's Cat.” The first player remarks to her right- hand neighbor, **Our minister's cat is an awinl eat.” Number two repeats it, only changing the adjective to another commencing with the same letter, “Our minister's cat is an artful cat,” and so it goes around the eircie until all the A's are exhausted. Then B is taken up, and thus through- out the alphabet, There must be no repetition of adjectives, and the diffi- enlty of thinking of a word creates the sport. as By the close of the game the if that existende it would prove a fortune to any museum. The evening might then concinde with *'A barnyard art exhibition.” A blackboard is set npon a large sheet of paper pinned upon the wall. Each member of company turn; blindfolded and bidden to draw nrkey with eyes shut, The performance is amusing, and the birds thus created were surely never sen A committee inapects ench sketch and awards a prize to the one work of art most nearly the king of the Thanks giving feast, feline 6 the a his on sea or land, w hose resembles The Beginning of an Assay. imagine a gold mine, You many climates-Riberia or Australia Nitnate may a Africa or you the ail lect Klondike or California india will Wey where your mine t be a gold in over ne 08 mine ¢ of sane a 2 is (he Seleet fifty PIO ilire (l¢ the Ore Wi ASS Y Ww world ass f ighing perhaps is Da because pPoun amd smash It not way up the so thinly any gold in it pred fous metal is probably and that it 8 impossible to grain ore This cone, which of which whose angles re opposite to one another. Mix these and again di vide into four: take two portions again and so ott till a sample of convenient bulk obtained i¥ this logical method the sample yielded is, on aos ordinary ecaleniation of probability. certain represent accurately the original mass taken. A ceriain quantity i= weighed #pot n together, © Continue grinding the « in the form of powder a parts, two is heaped into is divided into four sampler takes o parts thoroughly is io of this sample out, two equal taken ag checks upon each other. The weighing may be done in denominational values of eith er grammes or assay tons. The assay fon I= A most convenient invention and very simply explained. The ordin- ary ton contains 32.6666 onnces; if, then, we make a unit (an assay tor) weighing 32.6667 grammes, each 001 of a gramme will equal one ounce per ton. «Thus no ealenlation i= needed at all to estimate the gold richness of an ore per Chambers's Journal, How in fon. The Colonel and the President. During the iat a certain old served all through Spanish-American colonel whe had the civil war and one of his eyes at the because he was put aside ax for admiscion to one of the New York volunteer reghients, Filled with wrath he journeved to Washington, bent on having n person. with the President. He the President. after listening to his plea, sald Kindly: “But, my good Colonel J only one eye” “Just so, sir.” was the prompt re. Joinder: “but ean’t you sev the great advantage of my having only one eye? When I alm my gun | will sot have to close the other!” He fought at Santiago. SLR The Work One Docs. A statistician has estimated that an average man of Nifty years oll has worked 0500 days, slept 6.000 has amused himself 400, has walked 12. 000 miles, has been ill 5,000 days, has partaken of 36.000 meals, eaten 15. 000 pounds of meat and 4,000 pounds of fish, eggs and vegetables and drank 7.000 gallons of fluid, The first theatre lu the United States was built at Williamsburg, Va. . You have Up-to-Date Jokes and Witticisms From th: comic Papers. TAR HAPPIEST MAY. Who is the happiest man ? i then ! A PROLIFIC INYVEXTOR. ‘ “I guess that man has invented more airships than anybody else in Is it he that is doing the best that he can, Or he that governs the State ? Is it he that bas won a fair maid for his own, Or the warrior who makes his foes scatter 7 No. no; it is he who is sitting alone With @ woman who knows how to flatter, A SUITABLE NAME, ““If this is your ‘Indian summer,” "” growled the refugee from Mississippi, blinking dismally and drawing his rain cont tighter about his shivering form, “I kuow what Indian it was named after,” “Well 2?” said the curious citizen, “Rain-in-the-face.” TO SOUL. CHEER A BADDENED Good gracious, Bridget! I dreamed that when I gave you aun afterncon off you'd come back Ing ging one of the funeral wreaths,’ **Ol am goin’ to sind it to me sis- ter's husband's aunt, poor soul. Ble Las foive weeks, an’ Oil think it might cheer her up ’ been sick BETTER THAN A WASTE BASKET. Mildred— What's the ‘poetic fire” one reads so much about ? Charley—It's generally the fire in the editor's grate, if he can afford to have a grate in hiz office. OFF FOR THR Bridegroom. HONEYMOON. afraid we contented are I'm look so happy and everyone wili know married, Jest-Man leonsolingly). — Don’t worry, old chap; it ouly be for a that we just will day or two, you know ! AN IEREPARABLE BREAK. her aud pressed her rosy cheek against Lis and patted it, she asked “(reorge, do you After he bad kissed shave yourself ?"’ “Yes,” he replied **1 thought so,” said. “Your face is the roughest [ ever’ ——— Then she stopped, but it was too late, and he went away with a cold, heavy iump in Lis breast, sie LIGHTNESS, “You should pat your mind on your work,” said the candid friend. ‘I do,” confessed Willie Wishing- ton. *‘But I never ¢:n tell what ment something irrelevant is come along and brush it off ” io going HIS GREAT WORK. First Professor. ““Isn’t it strange about old Dr. Hardbee: he has taken to going to all the dances and after- noon teas in town. Do you his mind can be affected ?"' Second Professor, “Ol, suppose he is no; Do Women really Reason ?” RUIENTIFICALLY EXPLAINED, “There is one thing in the compli- our existence that I have solved and confirmed by long observation. People who are quick to anger are just as quick to get over i . “How do you account for it, pro- fessor ?” **I have concluded that they get so away in fervid heat.”’ HE BURNED IT. chap. “Yes, he is.’ “Has he got much money back of him ? + has ahead of him.’ BIGHLY SENSITIVE “I'm going to report that post office clerk,” indignantly exclaimed Young woman with ink on her fingers, ‘He always seemed very polite,” said her companion. “Well, he isn't What business matter.” UNKECESSARY QUESTION. “Have yon bern getting your hair ent?’ asked the observant boarder, exasperating way some men have, ‘“No,” replied the cross-eyed board- er, savagely. *‘I've been having my shoes blacked.” A GOOD THING. Lambkin—But, really, is there any money iw this thing yon are. pushing 80 energetically ? Wolfson-—There will be, my dear fellow, when the subscriptions for the stock come in, NO CONSOLATION, “There's no use in being discour- aged, Victor,” said his young wife. “‘Bemember that when William Cul len Bryant began to write he got only $2 apiece for his poems.” “Only $2!" exclaimed the strug- gling young literary genius, with bitter emphasis on the “only.” “If1 could I could make $40 a day!” HE WAS MYSTIFIRD, “What is this 7” asked the custom- er from U “It's a kaleidoscope,” replied the sales girl, “How do you play it?" inquired the customer, trying to find the mouthpiece, KRAR BELATIONSRIP, Clarence, “1 shouldn't have taken him for a scientist.” “He isn't one, He's a rural corre- SYMPATHETIC, “Yes, said the young man, ‘liter *“Y shonld imagine 80,” replied Miss Cayenne. “When I realize that some authors have to keep their minds on the staff they write 1 feel positively sorry for them.” DEVENDING HER “You have to tell your age when you register, don’t you, {ieorge 7" “Yes, '' ““And whether yon sre married or not #*’ “Yes. " “Well, for my sake, please, George, fell them that I'm your second wife AGE. $ MEAN TRICK OF A DENTIST. An Episode That Put Murder in the Hess! of an Estimable Gentleman. nst the law to a very Orleans. “1 wonder if it’ kill sald estimable of New I would like to indnige in a A has just cat and he did and ungen we dentists’ “hed Re if it is not homicidal Con molar mangler with my best girl, it in a peculiarly mean manner. 1 knew but be is a good operator. and 1 class orgie te out were ri vals, went to him to a back tooth filled not thinking he stoop apy thing unprofessional. Well, bad trouble reaching the spot, so he pried open my jaws as far as they would and drove In a coup to keep apart i or gut » would to he go le of patent then must like an alligator, » looked exactly hile I was sitting there helpless atures entirely obscured by my the heard a sort of mouth, who should walk in but lady herself i titter, and In wy excitement I sat bolt upright and “avity on her vit) she eo yor ng trained that like a thirteen did inf yawning f inch gun. * » ’ we srivils « Of course not know anything > about tho ernal plugs, and attrib. to astonish comcluded 1 idiot she had Oe, our Mr. Blank’ yr vou'll cateh cold.” 1 made a meaning the brute pretesnd- my expression lie tarally na “ni eV er ' ¥ mouth "5 gesiure at the dentist, but and remarked that 1 open countenance. 1 all 1 conld say wowwow! and went I thought She im to tell, tf 10 see me “ing ularly = tried to sniai - Ow! like wow! that, and nto shrieks of | w ould was %s foe ora ting off the girl 3 they both anghier. liever got 1s mast for he un tried fo all a pure . ¥ motioned for hia S109. hysterical, but the der murder in my ey her and believe it 1 merels to take out the plugs, 1 he armed 1 and stood i said to bul have seen *, showed out the make me was before he'd yimself with a defensive. do it big mallet on the What him is pelither here nor ie knows my opinion of the whole business. and if it hadn't been for the mallet—what about lady, did ask? Oh. 1 seen her That's all there, the young you since, off.” —————— ludiana's Fat Maa. Tongevity is not the only feature of indiana rural life, Over near the vil the distinction of weighing nearly a quarter of a ton. George Washington He stands § feet 10 27 inches around the at 540 pounds. the waist. His excessive flesh has made him almost helpless, and he has He now permits enterpris- ing managers to exhibit him, that lie family. Mr. Walker's 18 a peculiar case He apd had married before any evidence of ap became appar- Noble county 2% years of age he was as other men in the matter of weight. None of his ancestors, as far back as he can re. member, was endowed with too much flesh. His parents are both small peo. ple, his father weighing but 145 pounds. His mother is somewhat lar. ger, but she is far under 200. Shortly after the birth of his son he began to take on flesh rapidly, until it became impossible for him to do even light farm work. When he had attained a weight of over 400 pounds, be decided to make this fact the vehicle for a living. For several years he has put In the sum. mer months at county fairs ac the champion fat man, and bas earned a comfortable income by his exhibitions, His flesh continues to inercess so that | hie Is almost helpless, alti otigh he can still walk about slowly without the assistance of a cane, Unlike most fat men, Mr. Walker is a heavy eater. his appetite keeping pace with the in crease of adipose tissue. Chicago Sige Up. 1t is sald that a French painter ones visited the salon in Paris in company with a friend who was a member of the committee of selection, who had been Instrumental in securing the ac. He was born In