TEENA AT I RT NE THE CENTRE CENT} Truors, May 5. HORACE. HParsicos odL.') } INSID! Customa axcepei ing il y of 16 ( tween them and the gatheri theaters devoted to English pl quiet of the spectat giceable differen even quietly his leaning « r 80 clos sound could 1 body els likely to | in front or interr enjoys will not be t goers of tl $alking the a a eC Then, to nt ali hn { n dial. farce is gence the app! is at ence wh is the world is dreadfully all very well but indoors ev- stuffy New sod 8 Fresh air when one sits im freien, erything must be appropriately } ‘ Cioran theater in i8 “LIAS M at aed Lhe patros gtaoater Lhe ified ope. The that those hats whi wiew of persons | Others t wii ted arity, 1 Are Me the history of Professor Mark when the ion was one in 14 80 run into aks the English head to see the That was because the t Latin sentences It was an il expression to as- ; for English sen- m conform to it to a multiplicity of sri dio sie, ‘ture, , and make it their ey f WI Engli aid 1 not understand foreign tongues a did. beauty ha places where men should look for a real GU, chose out of au le form which they and S1XEE Soctalistie Extremes. Wallace—~The very idea of socialism fa ridiculous Ferry—Do you really think Wallace ~Of course 1 your clothes not belonging to yourself, bat to the common stock. That sort of | thing is all right with umbrellas and | cigars, but it ought to go no further. — Cincinnati Enquirer, #0? A CAPTURE OF A VETERAN. quarters, “Bay, mister, have you seen a mean lookin little cuss with a blue suit an week?’ said a tall woman to the clerk “Don’t know that I have. How mean does he look?'' was the reply. “‘He pertonds to be a vitran,’’ con- tinued the woman regarding the clerk vor her glasses, ‘‘an ginrally about Grand Army time he disappears from ui board an goes off an { I want to see him. nome, i" came the sound of 18 were telling tales i mote upon the air. ips closed tightly. omrades, I jes’ enjoyed t Chancellorsville more’'n Hie a hull durned muss from fus to You see, Gin'rul Jackson was off on | to our lef’ a-trampin like the very devil | to outflank the Union lines. That air | mornin my cap'n he sez to me, sez he, | sale, you take a detachment o' five ‘0 aout an see what Stonewall’s | ot-—ef you suspect,’ 'sany kind o' sneakin i on, you | Union | Aik goin r the hoved through | arm in hi Th 4 What made you take him here to this | v you been a-drink 1-forgettin of your lie? Did you tell | as fur as you got | sta, an thet you | ere thet you was | ? (in'rul Jackson! | ug you! Did you tell | Army men that yon was | t they couldn't find you works where you was a-hidin in | wis? Jabez——the caows and | re A. “Come home, the pigs need yo And the little old t looked ap into th a gray, misty, glad ne. nd. i fellow—after all l—Lowiston | joarnal. man in the blue | the woman's face | tearful ok in his | light 1 a i that bad been in | His little bit of glory | J ONAPARTE’ S DAUGHTER. The Princess Charlotte Spent Many Happy Months In America. “Queen Julie never joined her hus- | band, Joseph Bonaparte, the fugitive | king of Spain, in this country,’ writes | William Perrine in The Ladies® Home | J jas ““but late in 1831 their daugh- | ter, the vivacious young Prine lotte, determined to console her father in his exile. She arrived at Philadel- | phia in the ship Ruth and Mary, com- manded by Captain Mickle. The ship's wharf was covered with a crowd anx- ious to see her. Only 19 years old, of | animated temperament and de- hted at the ending of the 40 days’ page, the young girl was in an ecstasy wsure, She waved her fur bonnet | at the pers on the wharf with such that it fell from her hands over the ship's rail and into the iver. In her transport of enthusiasm | aptain Mickle's hat from | gayly placed it on her 1 her admirers anew. highly pleased with | , whom he had not seen since | }, and tried to give her as | pensation as he could for the | es of the continental life she had | behind, He took herto Long B i Saratoga, but he discovered | it her chief taste was for painting. | old gallery of the Academy of | in Philadelphia were exhibit- and landscapes from oss iighly ms careless delight stohed ( own | was sOOn osits moun. between | called the i tome by the iam B. Rogers. When | raction of the earth's surface ace by which the mountain re- gions of Pennsylvania and a few other parts of the carboniferous series were formed, these mountains were thrown up, turned over and twisted in manner as to cause the materials vegetable origin of which coal is formed to become coked, or partly coked, under extreme pressure. It is due to that pres- gure and accompanying heat that the anthracite coals are hard and virtually erence Ire took pl conditions, the bituminous or semibitu- minous coals are soft and more {riable, containing more bituminous element. In some other parts of the eaith’'s sur. face where coal is found the so ealled brown coals and lignites have not been subjected to the measure of beat under pressure sufficient to convert them into true coal.—~Edward Atkinson inp Oen- Where the Ticket Went, In an elevated station on a rainy day, appeared as completely as though she “Look in your umbrella,’ said the ticket chopper. She carried an umbrella, { which was closed, but not rolled up. | 8he turned it with the handle end down aad the ticket dropped out on the floor. She smiled as she picked it Bp 454 put preparation I have ever sold or used es I enn’t say too much in its praise.” I.. M. Kennon, Merchant, Or jell, Ga. “or sale by Smith & Crawford. tothing. He had seen this bappen be- % "Te PENNS Spring Mills 15 LE 1d SUI 4 ova vt eparimen i that the will please t I i @ 2000000 E 2200 000020000000000022200020FSRENREOROEREHES Pa. “ecceeeecoeee , reach the public is by advertising. We are advertisement to tell you that we are that our stock is larger than are mant- has ad- r 51 i sO IHCT (An ever, clier - the in ever, and that our prices er, notwithstanding the fact that we higher than ever and leather What we have in they are in that “our prices n paper. We Bat 1 paj adver. wteh F008, Id for just 4 y y what orm ents h iridd- 18, and tock and halters, 1 you +, BLIOE Dr. Hess’ e, 4 Lana D. 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