WITH A KISS.
aere's a health the fellow who
wakes morn
With a Kiss, with a kiss,
Whose beautiful
adorn
With a kiss, with a Kiss, with a
Here's a health to the little one tl
at my bed,
With his ruby red
letedd head;
And God give
shall tread,
And a kiss, and a Kiss, and a Kiss!
{o
me each
kiss!
with a
tresses my temples
{
Als
lips and his ring
the rose to the paths he
to the fellow who
each morn
With a Kiss, with a kiss, with a Kiss!
Ian a little or a
that's torn,
But still with a kiss, with a Kiss!
Here's a health to the little ones there
at my bed,
And for all o
the red,
Here's a health
wikes me
jacket
white gown,
jodl's roses-—the white
or
He is sweeter than angels have
or have said,
With a Kiss, wit!
Here's a
wakes
With a
And I bray
the
with a
anger and
orid’'s orn,
fs Kiss!
For his Kiss, for his Kiss, for h
l grid
And God keep him ever from
irom n
HON,
<, W
NTA
Con
NTON,
stitute
Mand
window
never has th
ng. Jacko
first hint of Jas
larged by Mrs
and objectionable
quire as to the
A man in ths
gagement naturally
rushes of some one else in pursuit
a monkey, The next
nuisance increased. A servant
round-—they few doors from
here—to tell Jacko had just
escaped, and would 1 help to eateh
him? 1 found him lunch time,
and overhauled him after a long and
exciting chase, As seemed obvious, 1
caught him by the tail, and the brute
bit me and went on for another half
hour. Mrs. Tremaine explained re
proachfully that Jacke always bit
people who touched his tail.
“For some months Jacko continued
to be a nuisance at home and abroad,
When he escaped, which he
to do about once a week, I was ex.
pected to secure him, This generally
happened in the morning, when
windows were open and the trades
men were calling, and at first on these
occasions | did not reach chambers
till the afternoon. Afterward 1
Even would
Ko's
Tremaine's frequen
intrusions
to on
beast's whereabouts
fir«t rapture of an en
dislikes the in
of
morning the
Came
live a
me that
about
His plan of enmpaign was to await til]
Jump about twenty yards. I bought a
large butterfly net with a Jong han
dle. and he never got the hang of that.
When [ had discovered this invention
1 was comparatively happy, but I
time when
dard
for the
of the
loging the regard
Jacko and
after
hunt
should escape
throug! the witches
night on the peril of
of the Tremaine family,
maddie habits were, 1 may explain
tributed to a desire to find his des
At last the event that
occurred (ne cold winter
tHsnppeared while the
her favorit
door,
brute
Jacko's Ho
mastel
dreaded
evening Jacko
interviewing
the back
The
month's notice on the
put the
Mrs, Tremaine
because |
before
cook wus
policeman at and got
well away cook vil n
rect
spot, and 1
of
much
put
Wis
on track the ani
inn
my
at once
nal.
noyed
wis
wished to
hoots oven
Maud
monkey's
starting, and
anxious for the
on
seemed only
health
three of
framping
four nies I streets,
ed wii at i garded
nck brute
round a and in
the butterfly net
elated
ifully
through
I experien irst re
I'he
corner,
good
in
1d been 20 unmer
a crowd also
CH
heads
events
think, wa
part of a foreig
nimple
and
1 the dungeons
I offered
and this
Mra
that
on
CONsIign 1
ZA
the
all
ar
the
OF Lhe
his choi of
might have
Tremaine had
rived at to Inquire for
Jacko, and had not learned the whole
affair from a inspec.
tor,
“Neither Jacko nor the alieged Jacko
the faintest signs of recogni
Indeed, they almost at once de-
to a sanguinary
in which Mrs. Tremaine inter
vened with considerable injury to her
self. Then turned to me and |
could from her manner that she
considered me responsible for the
whole difficulty. For a quarter of an
hour 1 had a really lively time. Mrs,
Tremaine hectored the Italian, and the
Italian objurgated Mrs. Tremaine,
Neither of them understood a word
him
two. saved
trouble, if not
moment
communicative
showed
tion.
themselves
she
ME
as interpreter and buffer,
“Eventually 1 made the best terms
The Italian agreed, for a
monkeys for a week, during which we
might discover their identity, Mrs.
Jacko could
I was more doubtful,
monkey but
Jacko's virtues,
enough to be common to many monk-
eys, And so it turned out. Both
themselves
themselves
and,
sO relied
for the
quite nt
equnlly,
Ae
overate
Tonker«
hae,
most
Wit was
identical
decensnd (
Twice that week |
monkeys and when
the butterfly net,
other Mrs,
at them by the
enll Jacko softly
red to the name, (if
n bout, nnd nt
the othr
stole as cleverly,
remarkable, with
persistence tptaan
Tremaine hind to
two
were both in
nearly killed
used
enteh they
this y
ench Tre.
look
and
ine to
and sob,
hour,
They both answe
nny food
preferred to we
there was
other times
monkey
‘At the of
crinder appeared
ok
punctually,
followed
come to till
and then
differed
The question
oud the we the organ
and an
No de
morn
Tre-
which
had
thinking
heart-rending sce
had been
his
HEI
the
Mrs
to
Cision
of arrival
Maud
the real Ja ko
thes i il sn
ally
I suggestidd th
is
chow, nud
which we
mattered little
nt we should toss
I'he fi ney f tae suggestion
anpoyed th
mation
buat
voyage
He was
managed to
the dr
f
TOY oOr
ase to
disease spread
six of died
the grewsome record
up to thirty-two. The survi-
vors were taken to a shore hospital
fgmong
This
of
the crew and them
brought
deaths
One day, while the convalescents were
crew accused Paracratti of having in
fected the ship and attempted to as
He weak to de
sault him was too
the quarrel, and in a desperate fight
with knives followed, Para-
cratti's defender slain. It
then that Paracratti fled to New York.
which
wns
An Anomalous “Bruiser.”
Couper, “the ex-prize fighter and au
thor.” who was one of the enrolled po.
lice force during the troubles at Jo
hannesburg, formerly enjoyed a great
reputation in South Africa, by defeat.
ing a local Goliath in Kimberley, Since
then he has done a great deal for ath
letics in South Africa, and has written
an exceptional accomplish
ment for a prize fighter, but not sur.
well-educated man and, indeed, in most
mitters a complete contrast to the ace
cepted type of “bruiser.”
California produced gold to the value
of $13,928,281 during the last year.
NOTES AND COMMENTS.
An
purpose of
nvestigation, for
the
annual con
elaborate
determining the
by the people
developed results which “DBradstreet’'s”
jit fulness of
10 show hint
sumption of flour hus
nted with much de
Thy
“Umption
HIN
tall purport the
for
i 248
Depart
On ols
nhabitant, instea if about
bushels, us the cultural
ment has for many years reckoned
The
Germany,
year the
tion of
ball, ete, ir the first tin the
will publish a
lab,
celebrate
American
will
nnuivers Deciara
Independence banquet
club
two eli
tions, the Hrst containing
gramme, the Declan
second
rth
conta
pants and
wonder
Hing to assault and
i at
W nxt the
Niates Consn the tim
tion of Cul resolutions iy ¢
in Barcelona only two Amer
snel it is pekedd
“What reason had they
believing that we had a flag or a
of defending 1?” in
this, it may be stated
that only two American sailing vessels
with
man touched at the cities of Hull
Glasgow, Belfast, Dublin,
Rotterdam, Genoa
of this picture
when the
Car
Ports
nouth, Naples,
‘
or
side
1861,
we other was
merchant
- epg
-
“The headquarters of the army.” sald
army officer, in the Washington
“are where General Miles js
an
Jor
his headguarters flag. Should he take
his flag up in a balloon the headquar
ters would be up in the alr. He seldom
taken his flag with him when he loaves
the city, but should he do head
quarters would be exactly where the
flag is, whether he was in the cars or
at a hotel, The law has never desig.
nated an official headquarters,
8
from this city some years ago to Si
Louis the headquarters flag went with
War
hea
tnd the
no longer
ans
il Wis
wig there
partment
ters were « teley
fh
and his
whereabouts General
According to Harper's Weel
than ten thousand people
dered in the United States
In the yes INNS less 1 thou
four
were murdered Inereas:
su nd
popula on in sey
considerable 1a
bad,
murderously
and people
feline no doubt, tha
Common mill thing
consideration,
wns astound
nnd
ent and ingenious inven
tons of the nuscrupulons is a treatment
for filling out the ¢
sunk far back
consists in onttiag an
in the nozzle
il air bellows is inserted Wind
yes,
are in the head, 11
open
h optie, which
¢ then gently pumped into and around
uffing it out and giving i
appearance of a horse in perfect
Of like all
remedies, the apparently bene
results last for a Hmited
after which the normal conditions
reftoam
organ, p
HOLL CONrsSe, other
ficial time
on.y.
Another and favorite method of im
provement ix the injection of a large
dose of whisky inte the animal, a hypo:
¢
the Invigorator into the beast to be dis
posed of. Several secret compounds
are also employed by various unsery
In fart. there are
componnded
pulous traders
many injections
ain a limited amount of
youth Then the broken gus
iz often fod
pats, while well moistened hay will fill
oan!
animal
on alcoholic exsence of
Add to these careful grooming and
doesn’t take long to bring about a com
plete metamorphosis, There are tricks
in all trades andonbtediy, but in pobre
are thers more than in that of hore:
IHE JOKER'S BUDGET
BY FUNNY
PRESS,
c
ME
YARNS
OF THE
AlarmelTramp versus
ws Waiting «Embarrassing
Sarcasm,
“Tompkins,
any ip In dear ror
“Well, there are
he
times when
ESCAVED
“Madame.” said the new boarder, “one
of your family came very near dying last
night.”
“Indeed: 1 was not aware that
was ill. Who was ill?
“Tie man in next mine,
who played the cornet till 3 a m. He
stopped just in time to save his life,”
anyone
{ie room to
IDENTIFIED
“You say you know this man ® ls there
any particular sign by which you recognize
tie corpse?”
Oh, yes, your honor; he was deall
WEBSTER BORBOWE A DOLIA
“dam, can yer lend me a dollar thas
vor bas no use fer 7 said Jim Webster to
Ram Jolnsing.
sCertingly. Jim, Tse pleased ter “com.
modate yer?' sald Sam, bawling Jima
dollar
Jim was so surprised a1 his luck that
be Bit the coin 10 see if ve was awake, or
merely dreaming, and in doing so dis.
covered that it was made of lead.
““Tisis vere is counterfeit, Sam: {didn’t
think ver would do me datter wgy.”
+] know it « counterfeit, Jim: ver axed
me fur one | had no use fur an’ [gibi
ter ver. Ise always ‘commodatin to my
friends.” 108
Ahn msuranee on 81. Pauls Cathe.
dnl, London, is $470 000,