This Bluff Worked.
A good story on the late 8. 8 Merrill
cropped out in a certain law office yes
terday afternoon, while a knot of at
torneys were commenting upon the
portraits of promipent Milwaukeeans
in a recent work on Milwaukee, Mr
Merrill's likeness was reached when
one of the gentlemen, in relating ane
dotes concerning the ratlroad builder,
told of the trouble he had with a certain
conductor on the St. Paul road,
Mr. Merrill had discharged the con
ductor half a dozen thes and quite
regularly relnstated him On this par
ticular ceeasion the conductor hud been
summoned and entered the room in
fear and trepidation. He found the
general manager glowering with rage,
and speedily informed that his
services not longer, and
that this his
good.
“What's
tured the culprit.
“It's this,” blurted the general mana
ger: “I'm
my conductors
monds on $1,000 salaries.”
was
needed
dismissal
wete
tie Was ul
the matter this time?" ven:
tired of listening to st
$1.9
ries
buying 0 dia
of
s¢ this is the n
refer to, Mr. Merrell”
quick-witted conductor,
&ll L
iI you
1
i
}
adlight in
calmly
gem, 4
That
Merrill
reprimand
the Inc
ment Susj
STON
Lieard.
The W
rst o
West ¢
Coma
¥ slesn
« SWee Hood 2 Sarsag
raked tires bio
pu 4
That
~ SLA COOK
That ia why it cares so
Hifeane u * way thousands take
1 health
Hood
Sarsaparilla
Blood Purifier, AL
it
to eu
sence mber
5
S
8
disease.
Tens drugsist
Is the On:
Hood's Pills
ASK YOUR DEALER FOR
W. L. DoucLas
83. SHOE "*Jollo"*
Hf you pay 84 to 86 for shons, ex. $
3.
amine the W, L. Douglas Shoe, and
see what a good shoe you can buy for
OVER 100 STYLES AND WIDTHS,
CONGRESS, BUTTON,
and LACE, made in al}
Linde of ie beat selected
lesther Ly akilied work:
men. We
make and
sell more
$3 fhoes
bn than any
Vile : Haan other
manufacturer in the world,
None genuine unless name
gree Ts Stamped on the ft and
sk ye ; wr our
si 350 Sh o8 25k 3%
B2 and $1.75 for boys,
care | r Fie: enny i
easy 10 operate, Sc
fax
W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass,
"REV. DR TALMAGE.
m— i
Sunday Sermon.
Subject: “The King's Wighway.,*
Text: And an hichway shall he there
and x way, and it shall be called, the way of |
holiness : the une'ean shall not pass over it, |
but it shall be for those: the wavliaring men, |
though fools, shall not err therein. No lon |
shall be there, nor any ravenous beast shall
gO up thereon, it shall not found there,
but the redeemed shall walk there, and the |
ransomed of the Lord shall return and come |
to Zion with songs and everlasting jov upon |
their heads, They shall obtain jov and glad. |
ness. and sorrcw and sighing shall flee away,’
Isaiah xxxv., 8, 9, 10,
There are huondrsds of people in this house
who want to find the right road. Yor. some. |
times see a person halting at ero sroade, nnd |
yeu ean tell by his looks that ne wishes te
ask a question ns to what direction he had
better take, And I stand in your presen
conscious of the fact
you hers that realize that there are a thou. |
sand wrong roads, but only one right one, |
and I take it for granted that you have com
in to ask which one it je, Here is
that opens widely, but I have not mu
in it, Ther are a great any expensive
toligates scattered all along that way In- |
deed at « very rod 1
pay in genuflexioas
On that road. if vou
you will have to
since thia differs so 1
heard in regard to the ri
Is the wrong way,
Hore is an
are houses «
tations to
from the l
ba
i
Gane rm
In
the pi
mountain bane
of the r
really «
been ag
IEAn
then you
i the water the
you w
a clean |
atior
taken your way, and “ r took
up and see the Bageris
you maw read up
way that seemeth right unto a man
end thereof ia death.” Without kh
man shail see the Lord, and if
¥ L
i ead,
inn
Lut the
Dilness ni
yor have any
sins
vet
EOL AL
your lusts, vour worldlicess, and
ft ArS S05 BN.
fully mistaken, that, in the name of God, |
delusion,
r. the road spoken of fe a siain
“The wayfaring men, though fools,
Thatis, if 8 man is
« he can find this
were 8 ghlicsonher.
f
the |
Beil fart
an idiot
£1
§ is
i ES
swings open,
a man who can
aud chemistry
while there has
lecture nbout
and tell thy!
wiectrieal polar |
the morning star. Maty a man bas been fae |
miliar with all the higher branches of math. |
ematics and yet could not do the simple |
sum, ‘What shail it profit a man if he gain |
the whole world aud lose his own soul?” |
Many a man has been a ine reader of trage. |
diss and poems and yet could aot “read his :
title clear to mausions in the seies :
Many an man has botanized across the cope |
tinent, and yet not known the “Nose of!
Sharow, and the Lily of the Valley,” Bat if |
one shall come in the right spirit, asking the |
way to heaven, he will find it a plain way, |
The pardon is pinin, The peace is plain, |
Everything is plain, He who tries to oot on {
the rord to heaven through the New Testa |
ment teaching will get on beautifully, He i
who goes through Jrcsopiient discussion |
will not get on at all, Christ says "Come to |
Me, and I wili take all your sfos away, and I |
will take all your troudies away,” Now!
what is the use of my discussing it any more! |
Is not that piain? If you wanted to wo to |
some city, and I pointed you out a highway
thorotighly latd out, would I be wise in
detaining you by a geologioal dis!
cussion about the gravel vou willl
over or a physiologion |
on about the muscies you will have |
to bring Into play? No. After this Bible has
pointed you the way to heaven, is it wise for
me to detain vou with any discussion about
the nature of the human will, or whether the
atonement is limited or unlimited? Thera is
the rond—goon it, It fsaplain way. “This
i8 a faithful saving, and worthy of all ae-
captution, that Christ Jesus eames into the
world to save sinners.” And that is you and
that is me, Any little ohild here oan
well as 1 ean, "Unless
the kingdom of God.” If vou saved, it
will not ba ns a
Httle ehild, “Of such
heaven,” Unless you got
children, vou will never
glorious destiny,
Ara
is the of
the aplrit
kingdom
comes
road, Bometimes the traveler in those an-
tient highways would think himself
feotly secure, not knowing thare wae a lion
by the way burying his head deep between
moment
was gone and there was an manled carcass by
the roadside, Bat, says my text, “No lion
shall there,” I wish I eonld make you
fel your entire sesurity,
ft one minute after na
of God he is as safe as though he had
10,063 years in heaven, Hem
v slide; he mav stumble; but
trovead, Kept by the powerof God
completesalvation. Ever.
» gayerest trinl to which
a Christian man is kill
ory. In other wor
ppen a child of God
nly the old slippers
ore putting on
bs
he
to
is
on the same ro
heaven,
dng his lip and taking »
tx hls mouth tothe tums
this strain “hey shall
neither shall they thirs
shall th
Fail tenra from
ie distance farther
I moet a maiden of lar
sat she has ovmbals
; Aen 85
f “Have v
And
a the
had rusted fro
E+ SAY 0
Bo
clang of vie
eymbals clap as Miriam
‘Bing yo 4
rit
rowan int
ed group.
and I say,
usly, The
the
a"
They
heaven—who are
I purse thi
ae t ty one step farther
i= the term 4 I do not care
fine a road you put me I want to
Where it o~
redder tha Lord come (oo Zion.”
«now what Zion was
Wha Le
At
med
It was a monatain fastness,
impregoable, And 20 heaven is the fastness
t the universe, Xo howitzer has long
enc ugh mange to shell those t Were
thie wnnot break in those gates,
Sebastopol was taken; Babylon
«¢ walit of heaven shall never
to human or satanic be
The Lord God Almighty is the
+ Great capital of the soniverse!
Terminus of the King's iighway!
Brick said that, among other things,
ha thougst in heaven we would study chem.
istry and geometry and connie sections,
Southey thought that in heaven he would
ava the pleasars of seeing Chaucer and
SBhakespears. Now, Dr, Dick may have his
mathematics for all eternity and Souther his
Shakespeare. Give me Christ and my old
felende-~that is all the heaven 1 want,
Christ and His people that {| knew on earth
that is heaven enough for tie, Oh, garden
of light, whose leaves never wither, and
Was TAK
fell, but th
anrren
segeoment,
fi
ier either
ie,
whose sweetness never palls the taste an
whose gussis are kings forever! Oh, city of
ight, whose walls are salvation and whose
gates are profes! Ob, palace of rest, where
length of His reign! Oh. song louder than
the surf beat of many waters, yet soft as the
whisper of chierabim!
Oh, glorious heaven! When the last wound
is healed, when tho last heartbreak is ended
when the inst tear of earthly sorrow is wi
away, and wher the redeemed of the Lord
shall come to Zion, then let all the
taks down their harps, and all the trum
take down their trumpets, and all across
heaven iet there be chorus of morning
ahora of white robed victors, shorus of mare
tym from uadar the throne, chorus of ages,
chorus of worlds, and thers is but one song
sau, And but one name spoken, and but
Gane throne hosored—that of Jesus only.
Puzzle Jugs,
Water or puzzle jugs were made in
England as early as the seventeenth
century, and at the beginuing of the
present ceutury were still belug pro
duced. They are now seen ouly in mu
seuins or private collections. These
tantalizing vessels, though not always
features In common, In spite of
many spouts, a perforated ueck usual
i
But a
liquor up
ordinar
for the
contents In the WAY.
secret passage the
1 oue spout or
poxzle allorded means of sucking
out the contents. Of course all other
spouts and a small concealed hole un-
der the top of the handle had to be
closed by the fingers judiciously em.
ployed during the imbibing process
the
puzzle jugs usually relate to the diffi
culty of getting at their contents; the
following Is an example, written in
“sorateh blue,” on a malt-glazed jug
“Krom Mother Earth I claim my birth,
I'm made a joke for man; But now I'm
filled cheer,
taste me if you can.”
vith good Cowie.
here,
When a 1
he lnvari
THE DRUG
He Talks
aud Gives a Care for Both,
CLER
Hesdaches
vn
A WJ
STORY,
of ind Nervousness
Pron
It was the dr
N. J
. 4
ring Nas
une of his
i Aogu
, ind who hands
pareanly
ir of Dr. Andrew
t Jil Orange Sir
writings | ean do 1
Bn, than to tell v
genith, it i un
ently,
1} #] good
your while to
I was uot »
vw, Loag hour
had loft sue
Whvs
ondition
s y
found
Or BOTY
nk
Foes ¢ it
FPG 10
r, after ail hie
Pink IT
seRRTY 10 give
the hlood
neania pe
tims and restore
fhiev are Io
or may be had ors 3 i
Medicine (
Dlg, per bus
SLs
by ail
Pia BOT
W ay Jo
by
Ruy, 8 ERAT,
rwix bh $200,
i m— I ——
A Phra Impossibility,
“Mike.” sald Piodding Pete
had n ad you bl
Meander:
£1
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y T Poly ove
i Vashingte
cal
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Son, reg
couldn’ blo
me breat
vin’ twes
take
Star.
STATE or Omi, Cory or Torano, |
Lucas ( ed
Faasg J ug
s2gior paritaer of Lae firs of F. J.
Co, doug tvisige a 3
§ sits
Lountya Im
OEY.
Toedo,
i 4 hat sald frm
HUNDRED DOL-
. oe Ul Unlarra (het
ARBOL #8 Usa ol HALL BU ATARBY
LURK Fron J. Cugway.
Sworn 10 be'ore 169 An sum bed ig m
Presence, Lids Sih day of Deceinner, A, D, 1880
§ tum. A.W. Guramon,
$ ER AL. ¢ Svary Pub te,
cg —
Hall's Catarrh Cuss i¢ taken internally, and
Will fas toe sun
LARS for esac en
died by 1
of Lhe eystoan, Sead for
» Lestimionials, free,
- ; col, UMBNEY & Uo. Tossed
«FF Bold by Deuggi The, > hi,
Mrs. Oldboy
Mra. Noww:
Well, isthe baby growing ?
“Yeu, at least his voles fa”
FiTE stopped free by Dn, Kiise's Ganay
Nupve Hestonen, No filssiter first day's use
itr:al ht
Nell-*1 wouldn't like to be in your
Belle—*"Nol they'd pinch you |
frightfully, wouldn't they 7'—Philadel. |
whian Record, i
B400 in Verizon om Onte and Corn.
Hered §200 for the bigges:
Mine Onts
$200 mo
Last year wi
yield on cate, 200
won, 1
$100 ou Bil
ustiv ds Bilvor
fost
King Darley
Wik year wie oon
onl ve Durivy
11 w, nid $100
Yividing in 1005 430 DUsTIRE OT ROr
ou Golden Trivmph, Yellow Deut Corn, the
¥
Ori vour dreams!
What's Teosinte nnd Band Veloch and Sac
and
and Lath
§ i
Incarnate and lots of such | et i
Gladness Comes
ith a better understanding of the
thiogs? Tuey'll moke you rich i you plant
WwW iusient nature of the many phys.
& plomy,
jeal ills which vanish before proper ef-
i
ir you cut
with ibe
*
gentle efforts —1 leasant efforts
There i
.
yrus and Gisut Bpurry
Clove
inion
o ielis YOu
wii ridin 3
Jobhu A
you will
grading, Including
aod their wewwoth
AND BEXD
“River
get,
above
it
poses]
free, 10
ont
winiosue,
(A. C. forts
’ ohtly
postage to the
i fF
Calu t
comfort in
rome, Wis
arusses and
triey, corn
gue sions oo,
so mary forms of
actual dis.
ted condi
tion of the sy ieasant
y fan », Byrupof Figs, prompt-
WALTER BAxen & = ily wes, That is why it is the only
MEESTER ASE. “wy d
remedy wi aniis
evYervyws hore Y
directed.
knowledge the
PRI ce not Cul
Yio 8
sem, Ww
are two thousand tim
* Lhanle nerves isan
sitive to quinine than they are
6 BS
eane, but simg
tiie
T Brest
who value
§ it :
wind Low
Wing power 1s 1 0G what 11
ia
b sakes
till fer PETRI &
ke and Pum
Paciery | tlh, Beck wrt
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CR A REMEDY yi.vina p
wad ¥Fillmere Srocts, Chicas
Cepia
born in Baa Fragcisco Jast Christmas Day,
Ly, Kilmmer's Sw asMr-Hoot cures
aii kidney and Bladder troubles
Famphiet and Consultation free,
inioraicry, Binghamton MY
The old Central Congregational Chureh in
Providence, BR, L, is being made into a
theatre,
What a meane of tiesicl it 8 to Know
that you have no rarns. Hinde reorss rrovoves
them, aid is colilorting. 15. at drageista,
The very suggestion of a horeless circus
gives us u pain,
1 have found Piso's Cure for Consumption
an unfailing medicine. —~F. HR. Lore, 16
Beutt SL, Covington, Ky., Oct 1, 189,
Wages for sallors in the Port of New York
are from §13 to #20 per month.
Tanuorr Teotnose, To allay the hvitation
that induces coughing, nee ©
Troches.” 2 simple aud fe remedy.
The first watches were made in 1746,
CL RAR A AAR
' Min Winslow's Sosthi for children
eething.softens pr
Honallar pain cures colic. Bo. a bottle,
Parker's Wuwer Toul: is Popular
good w» 3. nervous
Tor gu fi a iv
Great olfjects form great mide Emmons Is
OR Ga
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WE HAVE
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Be
ATLANT. ©A
AGENTS.
NO
' wel 6 reed $0 Lue OUR
er wi wisiees le prices
EY ere for Paani nether
eluate unis. §overst
Fo ertmd 100 »1
rages, go slyics
x . 4 % Dido Sad.
Proves ood, Use BN i “ . " las
& ih »
CB Mh
Marphine abit Cored in 1¢
to 20 dase, Ne pay till eared.
OR. 8TEPHEN
WeaiLE
OPIUM
. Lebanon Ohio,
Vips
TATE Rak
¥ : AE
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WW. EB Paarr, Sey
Elkhart Jud,
Is there a blot on your health ?
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will remove it.
GUARANTEE,
We will refund the purchase money §
directed and fails 10 be Bese ited $ y
Bie, Maimria, Clillsand Fevers, Kid es. Bal
ean
HURRAH, FARMERS-SHOUT FOR JOY!
Tats newt ER KING BAR EY ed 120. 1 POCA BI vin 6 one
when you take Pearline
commotion or fuss.
Themiilennive is coming for the farmer, for with our pow erations in Wheat
thoumed rroversaar. [iis marvelous, vopeerfal, Oh the Bi sagivt is bere!
to it. So does the
Pearline saves rubbing. That means a geod deal besides
766 be. 2, Units (209 ba j, Burley (106 0u.%, Oors 27 bu. Bre (78 bo, Potston( i? ¢
be, May 8 resi), and Groen J udgut {iu btng Dit Sik jee pay with seck Yields Lhe 3 fw
J
(RNY
CUstaiorus tellps Tabeot it, Ite mailed yon with 10 grein sod gras PERT, foe SEED
einding Cera and Batiey, upon ree ip of 106. postage. or Catsioges soove for Lo. Poriags, 4
dirt. Every scrub.
bing brush seems
easy work, even in housecleaning. Paint and wood-work
ho oil-cloth, etc, are worn out by rubbing.
millensizm it hee jet the farer! SILVER MINE OATS-$700 tM COLD
JOHN-A-SALZER:SEED.CO LASCROSAE.
to have wings.
Pearline cleans, with the least labor, and without the
This Ont yielded in Pexney varia sworn siatement from cue mensnr
fore, 4d hundreds of farmers ¥ hs tested cute are were B50 be Be poet Te an 1800
Work flies
right along
You get through your cleaning in half
me the time you used to, and without any
least harm, anything in the world that water doesn't hurt.
Pd Pp will tell you ** this is as good as"
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