The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, January 16, 1896, Image 3

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    A Mere Accident,
8he was having her picture taken,
and her chum and the photographer
were having a hard time. The photog-
rapher had patiently posed her a score
of times, and the chum had told her
that each one was better than the last
and she looked perfectly lovely that
way, until she weary to do
more than smile in a perfunctory man-
ner. And still the other girl fussed and
hesitated and wouldn't be taken, At
last the chum noticed that kept
glancing toward her feet, and she had a
bright idea, a perfect inspiration.
“Why don't you try a standing posi-
tion 7’ she suggested, ignoring the fact
that this had been done several times,
and the other girl jumped at the Idea.
“1 believe I will” sald, rising
quickly, and the chum caught her dress
in a seemingly acciden fashion
that the tiny foot, with its pointed toe,
was hen the other girl
smiled in a satisfied manner and con-
sented to be taken, and the chum look-
ed as pleasant thot didn’t
know she would hear tl : fe pull-
ed my dress a little accident, and
the photog
well that
way."
was too
she
she
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disclosed.
ns she
picture 80D
1 nish them
would fi
y Record.
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that
he
Absence of it,
ruth in the saving that hap-
of all
¢
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If there is nny |
al
the 1
ELC
piness is the pain, n ental and
be
iar as the physical
physical, can only
ound in heaven, Fut s
¢y reach; at least
«ure will go. The
jsery fn this made nj
; f physical suffer
und whiel
reach and a
in the who
s, cannot
aflict the
ints of
# concerned, it is
measurnbiy go,
sum of humat
of greater or les
px. The minor
«flliet mankind
«usily cured, There are none
category, which, if taken
cured, They must ir
erves, the bones, the ouséles jt
be human body. They ur more
hurtful and wastefu 3 St.
Jacobs Oil is made to cure mw, to search
out hidden pain si ote ; re promptly
in a true remedial and Very,
very many have ne for
vears till they used
ff cure and
ag 8
the i
CeRTees
arhes pains
CARY
are
Al! What Delicious Colles,
l'exas Indy writes, and I grow
Sajzger's
Cie
paciage give
many, Fr
in Bey ts
Iv you wis
15. stamps to
La Crosse, Wis
above great
| i
mailing,
STATE oF On
Lucas (
FRANK . ‘ h that he is the
wr partner of the fi of F.J.URENnY &
; Erin - t vy of Tole
that said firs
UNDRED DOL-
Untarr)
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all Kidney
Famphiet a
Laborator
Neat's foot «
an English chen
A Good Doz i»
If younown a dog an
you sould be abl
when {ll and u
detect symp
book written t
eialist in canine
nel ciabe, will fa this informal
a cloth bound, isomely ustr=ted book,
and will be gent postpaid by the Book Pabilsh-
ing House. 134 Leonard . XN. Y. City, oa
receipt of 40 eta, in porinee stamns,
After.
soking
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gudd ie
BUGOeNSY
Over 150 am! i ided in
ion for the transport persons
taken ill in the streets,
Feed
The nerves upon pure blood, and they will
i's your faithful servants and not tyrannieal
masters: vou will not be nervous, but strong,
hecrinl and happy. To have pure blood,
nd to keep it pure, take
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
HMood'= Pillg care all Liver lis. 25 cents,
Hanees g
*
lesson
Cooking
Two Cupfuls of
Hecker’s Self-Raising
Buckwheat,
Two Cupfuls of
Cold Water,
Stir a few times,
Bake on a hot griddle.
Takes about a Minute.
9
- BUCKWHEAT.
REV. DR. TALMAGE.
The Eminent Washington Divine's
Sunday Sermon.
| Subject: Retarn of the Prodigal Son.”
TexT:
xv. 22.
I will not rehearse the familiar story of
the fast young man of the parable, Yon
know what a splendid home he left, You
know what a bard time he had. And you
remember how, after that season of vaga-
bondage and prodigality, ne resolvad to po
and weap out his sorrows on the bosom of
parental forgiveness, Well, there is great ex-
citement one day in front of the door of the
old farmhouse, The servants come rushing
up and sav: “What's the matter? What is
tho matter?” But before they quite arrive the
old man ories out, **Put a ring on his hand
What a seeming absurdity! What can such
wretechad mendicant as this
tramping on toward the house
ring? Ob, heist
“Put a Luke
ring on his hand." -
want
he prodigal sou,
tending of the swine trough! No mq
ing for the pods of the carob tre
blistered feet! Off with the rats! On with
the robe! Out with the ring! Even go does
God recvive every one of us when we
back. and pearl rings,
and emerald rings, aud diamond riogs, but
the richest ring that
on is that which
{forgiven soul,
I know that
among
and belitties a man: that
sparkle out of his soul; that
change a roistering inde;
clesinstical straitjuncket,
man bee
own.
No more
ire long
No more
coms
There are gold rings,
cur Father puts upon a
the impression is abroad
it
he
takes all the
bas to ex.
Not so When a
s D8 WOPs Nn
hristi
mes ATSTIAnD
a t
Hestarts muit
teligion
plies or Nay, the
plier is i
It is a po
an efflo I Hono
a man com wd { God,
not 1 yA 1
G nighty
enlls upon th
4
it
he
al servie the Lord
from the palaces of heaven
wait
n his
is that
to fiy and + ! * (
the
18 Messenger
upon the th
hand.
br
love He
While 1
« £3 renee
4 earth are one
Yr
I have bees
members of any of
of #)
f th
when
that
a great secret
118 ©
in any Kis
etie give a
signal and the memes « At organi ¢
will flock And when
any man belongs to t} great Ch
brotherhood, if he 2
in persecution, in tem ptati
show this ring of Christ's
the armed e
mies, they
ar
iristian
a0) in trial,
he has
¥ only te
ption, and ali
will come to
ad.
t heaven
Dis res
Still further, when Christ takes a ¢
Hig love He
Xow, that is not
19), “I will be
yea, I will bet
eousness, and in judgment, and in loving
kinduess, and in mercies,” At the wedding
altar the br degroom puts a ring upon the
hand of the bride, signiving love and faith-
fulness. Trouble may come upon the house
it R&R marriage
Im Os
* unto
may go, the piano may go, everything alse
may go-—-the last thing that goes js that
i the box is opened on ap anniversary day,
$iz arch a long procession of precious mem-
ories. Within the golden eire e of that ring
there is room for a thousand sweet rocollec.
lights and amid the srcma of orange blos.
| #oins, you set that ring on the round finger
of the plump hand, and that hour wien at
| the close of the exhaustive watching, woen
i you knew that the soul had fled, you took
| from the hand, which gave back no respon-
i sive clasp, from that emaciated finger. the
i Hing that she had worn so long and wotn so
| weil,
| On some anniversary day youn take up that
| ring, and you polish it until all the old Fustor
| comes back, and you can see in it the flash
i of ayes that long ago ceased to weep, Ob, it
is not an unmeaniog thing when I tell vou
that when Christ receives a soul into His
keeping He puts on it a marriage ring! He
endows you from that moment with all His
wealth. You are one—Christ and the soul
one in sympathy, ove in affection, one in
hope.
ore is no power on earth or hell to effeet
a divoreement after Christ and the soni are
eompanions when they got weary of them
and sent them adrift from the palace gate,
sook Josephine, but Christ is the husband
that is true forever. Having loved you ones,
He loves you to the end. Did they not try
to divorce Margarel, the Scotch girl, from
Jenntd They sald: “You mv al zive up your
religion.” Bbe said: “I can't give up my
religion," And so they took her down to
the beach of the sea, and they drove in a
i stake nt low water mark, and they fastened
i her to it, expecting tht as the tide came up
her faith would fall, The tide began to rise,
| and came up higher and higher, and to the
; Zirdle, and to the lip, and in the last mo-
ment, just as the wave wax washing
soul into glory, she shouted the praises of
Jesus,
On, no, you eannot separate a soul from
Christ! It is an everlasting marriage, Bat.
i tle and storms and darkness cannot do it, Is
it too much exaltation for a man, who is but
dust and ashes like myself, to ery out this
moment, “I am persunded that neither height
nor depth nor principalities nor powers, nor
things present, nor things to ¢ ne, nor any
other ereature, shall sevarate me from the
love of God, which is in Cobrist Jesus, my
Lord?" Glory be to God that when Christ
and the soul are married they ar« bound by
a chain--a golden chain —if 1 might say so
a obnin with one dink, and that one lok the
go'den ring of God's wierinaing love
I go a step farther, end tell you that when
Christ receives u soul into His love, Ho puts
on him the ring of festivity, You know that
it has been the custom in all anges to bestow
rings on very happy occasions, There is
nothing more appropriate for a birthday gift
than a ring, You delight to bestow such a
gift upon your children at such a time, It
means jov, hilarity, festivity, Well, when
this old man of the text wanted to tel! how
gind he was that his boy bad got baek, be
j expressed it in this way. Actually, before
he ordered sandals to be t on his bare
{ fest: before he ordered the fatted ealf to be
| killed to appease the boy
manded, “Pata ring on n
Oli, It 18 » merry
oul are united! J Vhat
a splendid thing it is to fend t all is right
between my God and myvaelf, What
‘eo God just take u
put them
time whet
¥ O1
in one
neve;
od of again,
iia
ail nine?
Trae ”~ fry -
LP nere are pennie in
Are very noar the efer
hristians, I bid 3
3 one
eity, Aged mot
take with you oa
he better lan i. and whe
m {hal
more ser
few tt
We are 200n Of
BE th By
ne 10 prea
rE sartashes, Only a
Only 5 few mr
entrancing #
¢
Lnyral in w
strains that never tir
. owed #3 ow § & 3
¥ “eps thro
There shall 1 join the
Worshiping at the Se
T know thers are some
{hey are Christians who se fo gt along
witnout any beip from others, ana who oul-
tare solitary piety, They do not want any
ordinances, i do not belong to that class, |
eannot get alone withoa!l thom There are
somany things in this world tnat take my ate
tention from God and Christ and heaven that
who say
of all the Christian assooistions, and I want
{around about m= a 0 id phalanx of men
who love God and keap His commandmants,
| into that associztion? Then by a simple,
| childlike faith apply for admission into the
present surroundings
you love Jems?
Baptism does not amount to anything, say
| & great ‘nany people, but the Lord Jesus de-
| shall be saved.” putting baptism and faith
gide by side, And an apostle declares, “‘Re-
| pent and be baptized every one of you,” I
ido not stiekls for any particular mode of
i baptiem, but I put great emphasis on the
fact that you ought to be baptized, yet no
j mores emphasis than the Lord Jesus Christ,
the Great Head of the ehureh, puts upon it,
Bome of you have been thinking on
{ this subject year after
{found out that this wo is a poor por
ition, You want to be Christians, ou
{ have come almost into the kingdom of
| God, but there you stop, forgetful of the
fact that to be almost saved is not to be
saved at all, Oh, my brother, after having
coma #0 near to the door of mercy, if you
tucn back you will never come at all, Aher
ail you have heard of the goodness of God,
if you turn away and die, it will not be be.
cause you did not have a good offer.
May God Almighty this Jour move upon
your soul and bring vou back from the husks
oh the iy rh to the Patners house, and
you at the uet, and “put a ring on
1992 anud” a ”
ear. You have
TAME CATS RUN WILD.
Phecimensg Found or the
island of Cerros.
A friend of mine who recently
from n visit the mining
the Island
Pacific Ocean, off
California, In speaking
|
io
TIPE on of Cerros,
in the
.ower
the const
of
1 number of small cats ranning wild
the island, They prowling
the rocks, and among the man®
century plants that
vegetation of that arid
Hi were
neti and glant
He describes the color of these
anfmnls as varied, many being gray,
binck and white
My friend ig undoubtedly correct in
belief that small have
from domestic anlmals that
bad been left on the island, had ow
au ped ont wt,
those cits
Or
from wrecks
that time hav
favorable
he con nnd
] under
silice © fn
of |
chiefly
tiphied
ditions ood and ob
[rey upon
that found the
ing" and the
These
Australia
sained a
rats ire there of
‘Kangaroo’ species
Kangaroo mis are
and must
home on the
such
The
hill of
iil SON
done
thelr
that
and tl
ary
How to Insure Longevity.
have lately bee
rtd Berlin
preserve
tO marry ATi
45 thi
mong mm
ng uni
St and
cent A
fie
ught
men between the ages of
death rate is 27 per
ried men hwiween sae ages it
only 18 per cent. |
fors who live to be 40 vears of age, ger
enty-eight married men trivmphaatly
arrive at the same period,
The difference
marked as time goes on
of age there are only twenty-two bach
‘or forty-one bache
all the
gets
there are eleven bachelors to twenty
time they reach 90 the married men
And yet, in the face of facts like
these, we still find men daring to re
main single! It really is as much as
their lives are worth, if they only come
to think of it. Men may talk of their
lives being shortened by domestic wor
ries ard anxieties and cares. That is
all rubbish. Statistics must tell the
truth, and these statistics of the Bor:
lin doctor say that the man who is a
bachelor stands in far greater risk of
a shortened span,
Judge— Prisoner, did you commit the
burglary alone, or with the help of others?
Prisoner — With the kind help of the
83d Regiment Band.
Judge What? Explain yourself, *
Prisoner Well, you sec, Judge, the
band made a halt, and si the people in
the house went to the front to listen, so
that 1 worked quite undisturbed in the
rack.
|
Drydocked on an loeberg.
The strange experience of being dry-
docked on an leeberg is told by Capt
Chester, of a Pacific fishing
schooner. He says that he made fast
to a big berg which was stranded off
the coast of Alaska for the purpose of
replenishing his stock of Ice, and after
getting some thirty tons of it on board,
the berg sulldenly careened over to wae
side opposite that en which the schoon
er was made fast, and Hfted her high
and dry out of water, held fast
groove, The men took to the boats and
went to a safe distance to watch the
proceedings. The berg gradually ser
tled more and more, fting the schoon
er higher and higher, until her anchor
cable caught the strain. Then,
end of the went up, the
held and pulled the schooner off
first and unharmed. The rest of
was loaded by boats, and
kept clear of the berg
const
in a
fx the
berg anchor
bows
the I
thie sehooner
EE ———— ———
Mre. Winslow's Roothing Syrup
teething softens the gums reduce
Lon.aliays pain. cul es wind «
“I'm going Pres
sald Willis, proud
tr
magnt
Jt is So Ensy to Hemeove Coras With
them,
if.
JHnderoorns, we wonder so many endure
Gel it and see how nicely
NINGERR AND ARTISTR
, 1894,
There is Pleasure ani Profit
£0 nt inr at me and
and entisfacti
painful ills by us
A new phot
CRII IRI LIE
#
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs iz taken; it is pleasant
and refreshin the tarte, and acts
genily yet pr on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowel leanses the sys
m effectual] isneis colds, head.
aches ar | cures habitual
ustipation. 8S-rup of Figs is the
only i its kind ever pro
Lo taste and ac
prompt in
fcizl In its
prepar rom the most
y and agreeal substances, its
nany excellent qualities commend it
o all and heave made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50
cent bottles by all leading drug-
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on band will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do pot accept say
substitute,
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL
LOUISVILLE, KY. KW TORK, BB
CPIUM
tem
luced, pleasing
ceptable 10 Lue
its action and
snd WHISKY babiis re
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ality whete wou hve
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Clennees 82 bemuiifies the nat
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see what a good shoe you can buy for w
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ASK YOUR DEALER FOR
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YEARS
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by a farmer and Poultry.
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they are made of fine
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look well. A box of
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#1 well, wear well
ouiars or Kuve Dads ol 4
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Conia sits style and size. Addresd
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Pearline’s success has
more
so when you consider the
Pearline by
o
These things tend to confuse
people, of course. They're
forced on the public by
peddlers, prizes, substi-
tution, etc. No doubt
they're often thought to
be the same as Pearline.
We protest. Don’t judge
keep, «