v esi A MILL BALLAD. em— In the heart of 8 cotntry wild, Where the unbeliovers be, Was a king so good and wise Long, long ago lived he: Ho was kind as a father is, Aud rich as the earth, ywia, Turn the mill, turn the mill, Jack; Not yet have 1 tilled my sack. But his subjects they rebelled Against his majesty, And drove him from the throne, Nobody knoweth why; From town to town ha past; A mill was his shelter at last, Tara the mill, turn the mill, Jack: Not yet have I filed my sack. Nor glory nor fear had he, This king as he worked alway; No murmur lived on his lips; This miller he sang all day; And all night he slumbered deoop; Of yore could he never sleep. Turn the mill, turn the mill, Jack; Not yet have I filled my sack. But once on a day there cams, Of those who had driven him away, A host of folk to his cote, For changeable souls are they; “Take back the crown for thine head!” “Nay! I give it to you. instead!” Tura the mill, tu n the mill, Jack; Not yet have I fliled my sack. “My wifs is a miller's wife, And mi lers my sons shall be: The water runs in the stream: Thee rn in the fiald grows free: All else doth change.” ho said: “But aye is there need of bread!” Stop the mill, stop the mill, Jack: For now I bave filled my sack, —{From the French of Gustave Nadaud. HIS QUEER CASE I have given much and earnest thought to the subject,” said Mr. Langley, blink- ng his weak eyes nervously: ‘sand [ am row comforted by absolute belief in the heory which my speculations have led me to adopt as final.” “That is very satisfactory, no doubt,” said Dr. Edwards. “Is the tacory an riginal one?” “Perhaps not altogether original in the fundamental ides,” returned the weak-eyed gentleman, **but I have never met, nor read of any one, who held just precisely my own views, without some little shades of difference to mar the completeness of the conception.” *‘Let’s have them,” said Dr. Edwards, “heerily. **The views, I mean, not the differences.” *‘But I have already entered into them in detail,” said Mr Langley, looking as dard as the condition of his eyes would allow at the doctor, who had been up all aight wih a bad case, and had been en- che lost details, The doctor Slushed. “Yes, yes," he said, in guilty confu sion; “but what | want now is a brief summary-—-a neat synopsis, to bear the whole io on my mind in a condensed and portable form.” “Well, then, shortly and concisely, my belief is that after death our souls will animate bodies similar which have suffered under our the present life" — “You don’t mean to say that [ am to be all my own patients?” interrupted Dr. Edwards, becoming quite wideawake. Mr. benevolent superiority. **No,"” he said, “pain inflicted for nec- essary and legitimate ends cannot eall for punishment. In your probable that your ego will inhabit only forms of lower animals, and so forth: for I will venture to affirm, from my intimate knowledge of your amiable chara:ter, that you have never needlessly wounded either the body or mind of a human being." *“I believe I have treated the lower ani- to those hands in larly free with the chloroform.” ‘“Have you never taken the life of a bird or animal in sport, or of an insect in impatience?” asked Mr. Langley, solemnly. “No,” answered Dr. positive emphasis, the out-patients in my younger days, I used to smother myself in ‘Keating, and the insects would not come near me at any price” —Mr., Langley made a grim. ace— ‘and as for sport, | never went in for it at any time of my life. Leisure Edwards, with been present.” “Then you have killed absolutely & rat?” “Well, now that you mention it, I be- morning. The brute let himself down on An unfortunate bachelor’s room is never free from cobwebs. And you are right about the rat. I shot an old sinner once to oblige my sister when I was staying in her house. Bat [ shot it, mind you. I didn’t set a trap for it, nor worry it with a terrier. On the whole, I don't think your theory has any terrors for me; so, for that very reason, you may have hopes of claiming me as 8 disciple one of these days, when I have time to ve my full attention to the Subject. y the way, are you a Chela, and have you got a Mahatma to revere?” “I have, indeed, explained myself {Il if you confound my simple belief with the theosophical acceptation of re-incar- nation. I merely substitute metempsy- chosis, limited by the conditions men- tioned, for your orthodox ideas of future punishment, Nothing can be clearer “The surgery bell!” exclaimed the doctor, ‘‘You must excuse me, a dear fellow. Turn up for dinner at half past 9, snd Joodbye until then,” Mr. Langley, who was gpending a few dage in town with his brother-in-law, wade his appearance punctually in the room that evening, lost no recurring to his pet theory, He rode his hobby straight thro each to ride it until hs dactor smoked his last pipe and went $0 bed in much weariness of spirit, | He felt very tired, and rather ill that night, as a poor, overworked doctor well might. He had been doing too much of late; and he was wuduly depressed and nervous about his own state of health, He lay down on his comfortable spring mattress made with the newest improye- ments, feeling very uncomfortable in- deed, and with little hope of repose. “I shall have an examination of my own case to-morrow,” he thought, “I could discover nothing last time, and vet I feel convinced that my heart is un- sound. I might drop off in my sleep avy night—to-night. With a little rest I might pull round, but how can I get rest with such a press of work outside, and that crazy husband of Eleanor's in- side, always ready to talk a hole through an iron pot? Can't the man see 1 don't care half a straw for him and his de- parted spirits? 1 must get rid of him at any price, or he will send me on the journey to find out all about it. heart! It is all over with me this time!” heart gave a great bound-—and stopped. ness overwhelmed his frame: but, mem- { calmly observing the sensations of cess. {ing to exist. Oblivion followed; and | then—horror of horrors—he was crawl {ing along a ceiling on eight legs —or i thereabouts: it did pot seem | cont them accurately. He reached the corner and made an { exceptionable cobweb there, greatly ad { miring his own proficiency in the art; and he was just proceeding to breakfast [on a fat little housefly which he had | caught in it, i in with a broom and swept him out of { his coign of vantage. | He curled up all his legs and lay for { dead on the floor; so the girl, who was { an ignorant. young person, did not kill { him, thinking she had done so already, but merely brushed him into the dust pan and carried him on to the that the morning perambulations { means to escape, and lay { maid departed, when immediately | began to travel up toward the ceiling | again. He tried to calculate how many mes his own height he had fallen » realize the extraordinary fact that he was quite uninjured ; but he found him. self unable to think very about anything, and began the details of the room, familiar. A middle-aged gentleman in a dress. ing-gown entered preseatly from an ad- joining bedroom, took up a little can of hot water which the hostile maid had left there, and set about shaving him self, Dr. Edwards, in his new body, stood on the ceiling directly glass, and was to take note of a small bald spot on the top of this gentle. man's head. [It possessed some mysteri { ous attraction for him, and he could no possible to i she visited in yurse of her low until the he ti t iL onnectodly to observe 3} which seemed nble All his faculties became absorbed in a great desire to reach the little bald spot, and stand on it. There was nothing to hinder him. If he wanted a rope to let himseif down by, he could ! make it: and he did so. | Very gradually he descended, pausing sometimes to make sure that he was un. observed ; but the owner of the bald spot was completely taken up with his shav ing, and noticed nothing higher than his own chin. The lengthened, spider-doctor dropped lower and lower, else, fope ful bition. He stood on a little pink oasis tin a desert of sandy hair, and was con scious of a ridiculous aspiration for feathers. He wanted to clap his wings i and crow, he was so delighted, Thea he made a gentle movement | with his various legs, the head jerked, the razor made a gash, the man cried out, | brought his hand to bear on the bald spot with much violeoce; and—again | oblivion, A little later he was sitting on a shelf in a storeroom that he had certaialy seen | before. This time he had only four | legs —with a tail thrown [u—and he was | eating the end of a tallow candle. | ‘“‘Horrible!” he thought. *‘Langley | was right, though I always thought him such an ass, I am a rat tallow. ™ He made a good meal, and modestly { retired when he heard the key turn in | the lock. | storeroom, and he knew he had heard words very like these from her once i before. {ond spoilt again” she cried. irat’s keep costs me three shillings a | week at the very least. Do help me to { hunt him out, John,” “Not 1.” answered Mr. | voice from without. ‘‘Better call your brother. [dare say he does not mind that sort of thing.” **What meanness!” reflected the hidden listener. “Langley does not want to be a rat himself, but he does not mind letting another fellow in for it.” He traveled sadly through a thick | wall, perforated by a narrow passage which finally conducted him to a celiar, into the darkness of which he peered, with his head thrust out of a small hole in the corner, Again the grating of a key! There was plenty of time for retreat, but he remained obstinately still, scorn- ing to fly from Lis fate. He knew it was coming, for he had acted in this scene before, only performing a different part. The door was thrown open ; he scurried across the floor of the cellar as a flood of light burst into it; there was a loud re- port, and “If you please, sir, would you be good enough to wake?! That's Mra. Gold. smith's coschman a-knocking down the door. The old lady must be took bad again, and you not so much as dressed.” ‘Sleep well last night?” inquired Mr. Langley at the breakfast table. “Eight solid hours. Only dreamed a little toward morning,” answered the doctor. “But I saw a patient before you wore out ef bed. Nothing the mattor with the old lady except nerves; and I shall be suffering from the same complaint myself if I don't take a holi- day; so I shall just leave the patients to Find 3 and run down to Eleanor for a week." And Mr, Langley told his wife private. ly that it was indeed time he poor brother took a for there be little doubt that his mind was , “Suppose you both take a rest,” Eleanor. ‘I am sure you need it, too, my dear."—|Casscll's Family Magazine. ON A WILD CAR. Terrible Experience of Two Menon a Runaway Car. The country between Olean, N. Y., and Bradford, Pa., is very mountainous, and but for the oil productions of that region would have perhaps remained in its primitive state for years to come. The discovery of petroleum in McKean Co., Pa., and Cattaraugus Co., N. Y., necessitated some mode of conveying machinery, lumber, ete., into the moun. tains. An old saying that ‘necessity is the mother of invention,” here came into play as the mother of two. First came what was called the ‘‘peg-log” railroad, which was constructed on posts, between Bradford and Red Rock, a distance of It was virtually a railroad with but a single rail. the ‘narrow gauge” road was conceived, used to good advantage ketween and Olean, some miles, It was apparently as dangerous as “peg-leg,” being but a three-foot gauge. However, it proved otherwise and termed a success, It had besides having the steepest grades and curves known to railroad men. With all that it served the purpose and paid the promoters a handsome divi dend, The first town west of Olean is “Four Mile"—it is four miles, sir line, and seven by rail, from Olean. Between these points the road winds around the through miniature val. tance, as long as deep cuts are avoided, The ascent is something like one hun- dred and thirty-five feet to the mile, Now 1 come to the starting point. ¥ » » * ® **No, Idon’t mind telling you how I injured my arm,” said Conductor Murpby, as he sat in my office one win ter's evening waiting for orders. “We had a carof rails for Four Mile and was going to throw it in on a spur switch there. When | was within a few feet of he switch, | motioned the brakeman to cut her off; after which I attempted to It would not budge, The rails had expanded from the heat of the sun and were fastened together. The brakeman took in the situation at a glance, and set the brake, but the chain kept slipping off thestem. [ran to give him what assistance I could, and when opposite me I climbed up to give him a hand. At the first twist of our united efforts, the chain snapped and the brake was rendered useless. The speed of the heavily loaded car increased in velocity. coming after us to couple on again. The dicament, **At first she gained rapidly upon us, but presently we saw that the car was keeping away, although but fifteen or twenty feet separated. Then for the first time we realized how fast we were going. steam. He stood there bolt upright, looking over our heads down the track, while the cab swayed like a ship in a storm. Again I fairly yelled, ‘For God's sake, give her more steam, we are going away from you." Then Jardwin leaned out of the cab window and shook his head, saying, ‘Boys, you'll have to jump in the swamp; it is your only chaace, She has on a full head of steam now.’ Say. ing which he shut off the steam and put ou the brake. We were out of sight in lesa time than it takes to tell it. How the telegraph poles flew by! The rush of wind nearly swept us from the The dust from the rails was picked up and whirled in our eyes. Would the car ride it out at sich speed? Would we be able to jump into the sw amp! These and many other thoughts rushed through We were crouched at the very edge of the car ready for the spring, when, just before reaching the swamp, the car, from swamp. I remember flying through space, and then all was a blank. “When I regained consciousness, the “Tim Bailey, poor fellow, fared even He was injured internally, and lived but a few days,”"—[W. A. F., i» Echo. The following letter was published in one of the well-known Philadelphia weeklies in 1823: “On Easter Monday, March 31, 1823, at breakfast, boiled eggs being a part thereof, my wife, on breaking one, dis- covered a second therein. The first ap- peared to be a perfect egg in every re- spect, before and after being opened, containing yolk and white in a perfect state. The second or inside egg was perfectly round, the egg matter, which consisted of white only, being enclosed in a strong membrane or skin, On open- ing this seeond egg a third was found inside thereof. This last egg was about the size of a chipping sparrow’s egg (the second being as large as that of the com. mot quail) and had a covering similar to that of a common egg. that is, it was provided with a heavy white shell and seemed to be as hard as a miniature ball of ivory. ‘This last wonder was retained and preserved for the inspection of the curious, It may be seen at anytime at our ian, sign of ‘Traveller's Rest.’ CM. McGrewssunan,” ssn Value of Nickel M Nickel is a metal of more importance than it used to be, since it has been dis- covered that combined with steel it makes the best and hardest armor for war shi and these southern Oregon mines shoul not have been allowed to pass into the hands of an English syndicate, 5 nickel for the armor of the battle ships now build at cured | TRE JOKERS’ BUDGET, emia | JESTS AND YARNS BY FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS, AnUnsympathetic Judge —The Friends ~Handy to Have Around-—-An Appeal to Destiny--Ete., Ete. AN UNSYMPATHETIC JUDGE, There 15 a man out 1n one of the Wes- tern States who used to be an Alder- man, Lately he became a Judge, and after the usual temporary delay took his seat upon the boy One day he had a queer charaoter before him. The man was a drunkard, and his bloated face and ragged clothes excited mingled contempt and compassion, The Judge looked down upon him and heard his case, Then, turning to the Clerk, he said: “Drunk and disorderly; $2 and costs,” : The man looked up. “But don’t you know me, Judge? I voted for you when you ran for Alder- man,” The Judge turned to the smiled, “Habitual; Budget. lerk and £3 and costs,” —{ Boston THE FRIENDS, Miss dear. Holdover—You are in trouble, Let me sympathize with you, Miss Justout—You can’t possibly, dear. I have had three proposals, and must choose between them.—{ Puck. HANDY TO HAVE AROUND, She—You won't object to having my dear mamuna live with us married, will you? He (a young physician)—Not at all, In fact, she'll be most welcome, “I'm so glad you feel that way.” “Yes: you see she is always ailing, on.’ AX APPEAL TO DESTINY. dog which mur wife you detested? Kill frp “Certainly not, house with a grade crossing on one side and an street railway on the other." Boston Beacon. liked so much and ele trie A POOR STUDEXT. Little Boy—Phew! just spring Little Girl —You ought to be thankful it's no worse, B'pose we lived in Arkan sas: wouldn't that be awfull” “Arkansas?! Why?! “You better study your g'ography lessons The g'ography says Arkan. sas is famous for its hot springs." —{Good News SOCIAL PHILOSOPHY. “Foster doesn't fortune *’ ‘“'M course She hasn't Herald. not, got a Why should cent, "—New York WHERE TO BRGIN, Mrs. Trotabout—I shall be off the the Society for the Suppression of Nerve. Racking Noise, Mr T.- Good dear. idea, my Weekly. A VALUABLE ACCOMPLISHMENT. Boy—1s you Professor Knowall, th' mind. reader? Mind -Reader—Yes, my sop “Say, what'll you take to teach me?” “Teach you? Hum! What do you want to learn mind-reading for?” “So I can begin talkin® about tired befure mamma starts to tellin’ me to do semething. * ahead of me. "- {Good News, A POPULAR DAY. O1 all the days that form the week, There's no more blithely ay day, Nor one that | more fondly seek, And welcome more, than pay day. {New York Herald. A MODERN PROPOSAL, He (desperately)—Will you marry me? me if I refuse? He-~No, I mean to shake vou, She--Oh! then I accept you.—{New York Press, OF A BANOGUINE DISPOSITION, * You haven't repaid the $10 I lent you a month ago. You promised to re. pay it last week.” “1 would have repaid you if I had had the money.” “Had you any expectation of being able to repay me when you asked for the loan 1” * Certainly.” “That is tosay you had provided for its repayment 7 * Well, not exactly, but bless you, I'm one of the most sanguine fellows in the world," [New York Press, AS A GENERAL THING, “Give an instance of the crime called man-slaughter.” said the teacher, None of the pupils ventured a re. sponse. “If 1 should point a pistol carelessly or in sport at a fellow-being and it should go off and kill him,” suggested the teach- er, "it wou'd bo—what 1 “Didn't know - it - was - loaded |” an. swered the class with one voice, [Chi sago Tribune, MODEINY ARCHITECTURE, Visitor—What is that heavy, gloomy ooking building over there. Resident—That is a theatre pleasure resort, Visitor— And what js that graceful, airy, Gothic structure to the right? tesident—That is the jail. [Chicago Record. . SYMPTOMS OF LOVE, Young Wifo—Arthur, tou doa't love me as you did formerly. Husband What makes you think sof Young WifeBe-nuse formerly, whoo. ever » we quarrelled you nsed to say, “Now I'll punish you by giving you a hundred Kisses,” whereas now you say, “1 punish yor by not giving youn sin: gle kiss.” « Fliegende Wiewtas, and EXPLAINED AT LAST, Mr. Fewmanners—How is it you are 80 bald and yet so young, Mr, Shineypato—I'm not sure, but I think my hair falling out had something to do with it.—{Texas SBiftings, QUIET FURNISHINOGS, Mrs, Mioks (proudly showing her new home)-—The f{ urnishings you see are not st all ostentations. They are very quiet, Mrs. Winks (enviously)~-Yes, I notice you have no piano,--[New York Weekly, PROOY. He—1 saw you on the avenue with Cholly the other day, She (indignantly)--You did nothing of the kind. 1 don't even know him, He~-Pardon me, but I saw you both, He was just about a block behind you, ~~ [New York Herald, TOO MODEST. She (angrily)—Do you call yourself 8 gentleman? He (not sober)—Excuse me, I'm no egotist.—| Chicago Free Press, AN ACADEMIC UPHEAYAL. only think Young Collegian—If H © A much as they people they Vassar Graduate (wickedly)—Why, then the undergraduates would be deliv- A HEASONABLE DOUBT. ‘Ah, Cholly, I shall come out in a spring suit next week.” ‘Bot Checks, I suppose?” “Oh, yes." “Bank checks [Chicago Record. ’ or pawn checks!” NO DOUBT ABOUT HER CAPABILITY. Mrs, Newwife—Did you go to the | Jack ? Jack Mrs, Yes, N.—Did they say she was capa Jack ~ Yes, capable of anything, — | [ Boston Budget, i AMORG FRIENDS, Primus—When I said **it takes three generations to make a gentieman™ did that young Dingley think I was hitting | at him { Secundus — Oh, no. He said he you were dreaming of the | day when you might have a great grand. ODDS AND Miss Withers — I'll never marry. Miss Prime—Don't say that. Some one may leave you a fortune some day.-- f Life. Aunt-—karl, EXDSs, come to see Karl ~But, my dear auntie, could I come You never Nervous Employer—I don’t pay you Office boy—That's all I can’t whistle well coough to right. yet. —[ Street and this tasteless Mamma-—-Why don't like in water, Percy—I it is so nice that I can't haves of sugar after it.—[Harper's Because lump Little Beth (in the country)—Grand. Grandpapa Beth! Beth—Oh, there's Aunt Priscilia—Elizabeth, Elizabeth; your time over silly poetry Bessy—But, aunt, dear, Aunt Priscills softening)—-Ah! What is the pastor's Baid one: “The greatest misfortune To which an actor replied: “*No, sir; our greatest misfortune comes in when we have to play the part of a kingor an emperor on the stage, and go bed without supper.” —{La Marg- herita, Medicine Vender (at Mrs, Wayback's door)—] am imtroducing Dr. Cureton’s nature, one, Only 50 cents a bottle. Try madam? Mrs. Wayback —1 don't hev no faith in yer new fangled remedies. I've done buried three men and thirteen childers in my time, an’ the'r good old yarbs air plenty good enough for me. {Brooklyn sife, When people long for a “‘congenial soul” they mean that they want some one who gives them the impression that they are pretty smart.—{Atohison Globe, Spudkins, who had been refused by eleven girls, says he thinks of becoming a photographer because he is 80 success. ful in producing negatives. —| Philadel. phia Record, The Generals of Our Army. In our army there are only two grades of Generals, Brigadier-General and Major-General. For twenty years and more before 1888 we had four grades, the two named and also Lieutenant. General and General. With us at pres. ent the two grades differ principally in pay: but in time of war they imply dif. ferent commands, and with us during the Civil War they did so. A Brigadier. General has the lowest rank of general officers; he commands a brigade of two or more regiments, Two or more bri. godes with artillery com a division, which is commanded by a Major-General ; two or more divisions, with artillery and cavalry, form a corps, which should be commanded by a Lieutenant General; and corps united be commanded by a General, During a great part of our Civil War, however, Major Generals held Generals’ commands, Sherman, in his march to the sea, was a Major General, but had foar corps under him, commanded also by Major-Gonersls and Brigadier-Generals. Of course if we had a war now, our Major-Generals would receive higher commands at onoe than our ferGenerals; but with our nrmy scattered about so much, the technical commands cannot be main. : Courier. Yournal, HANDLING A HERD OF CATTLE. Skill snd Daring Required to Avert = Stumpede on the Trail The task of the drover and his as- sistant cowboys in getting the herds from the Southern ranches to the Northern shipping points was one in- volving both skill and daring, says an article in Scribner's Magazine. The daily programme was as regular as that of a regiment on the march. From morning until noon the cattle were allowed to graze in the diree- tion of their destination, watched by the cowboys in relays. The cattle were by this time uneasy, and were turned into the trail and walked steadily forward eight or ten miles, when at early twilight they halted for another graze. As darkness came on they were gathered closer and closer together into a compact mass by the cowboys riding steadily in con- stantly lessening circles around them until at last the brutes lay down chewing their cuds and resting from the day's trip. Near midnight they would usually get up, stand awhile, and then lie down again, having changed sides. At this time extra Care Was necessary to keep them from aimlessly wandering off in the dark- ness. Sitting on their ponies or rid- ing siowly round and round their re clining charges, the cowboys passed the night on sentinel duty, relieving one another at stated hours. When skies were clear and the air bracing the task of cattle driving was a pleasant and healthful one ut there came rainy days, when the cat. tie were restless and when it was anything but enjoyable riding through the steady downpour. Then especially were the nights wearisome, and the cattle were ready at any time to stam- pede, No one could what caused a stampede any more than one can tell the reason of the strange panics that attack human gatherings at times. A flash of lightning, a crackling stick, a wolf's growl--little things in themselves, but in a moment every horned head was lifted, and the mass of hair and horns, with flerce, fright- ened eyes, gleaming like thousands of emeralds, was off. Recklessly, blindly, in whatever direction fancy led them, they went over a bluff or morass, it mattered not, and flees were the horses that could keep abreast of the leaders. jut some could de iL, and, lashing their ponies to their best gait, the cowboys fol- lowed at breakneck speed. - Getting on one side of the leaders, the effort Was to turn them a little at first, then more and more, until the cir cumference of a great circle was being described. The cattle behind blindly followed, and soon the front and rear joined and “milling” commenced. Like a mighty mill stone, round and round the bewildered creatures raced until they were wearled out or recovered from their fright, But the cowboy, with his white, wide-rimmed hat, his long leather cattle whip, and bis clanking spur, is now a thing of the past. te lr Tae girl who drops her eyes al. ways picks them up again, bur the novelist usually neglects to say so. 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