On the Laviyers.
The Quitman (Ga.) Free Press has
heard two good jokes on lawyers
One is on Judge Jim Guerry, of Daw-
son, A short time ago an old negro
was up before the Judge, charged
with some trivial offense.
“Haven't you a lawyer, old
inquired the Judge
“No, sah.”
“Cen’t you get one?”
“No, sah.”
“Don’t you want me to appoint ane
to defend you?”
“No, sah; 1 tho't 1'd
case to the fgnance ob de co't.”
The other is on the legal fraternity
in general. An old farmer was on
his deathbed. He requested that
two lawyers from a neighboring town
be sept for. When they came he
motioned them to take seats, one on
each side of the bed. He looked
from one to the other for a few mo-
ments, and then with his last breath
exclaimed: “I die content, like my
Savior, between two thieves!”
man??
jes leah de
————— i RI
Cats Can't Stand Great Melgh*.
Cats die at an elevation of 16,000
feet, even though they are raported
to have “nine lives" when on a level
with the ocean. Dogs and men can
climb the greatest natural eleva-
tions.
A ——————— pt
Oar Cousins,
A Lyons anatomist has examined
the skeletons of eighty-six monizeys
chimpanzees, gorillas and orang-
outangs—and has found diseases of
the bone to be as frequent as in man,
and of a strikingly similar character.
A 0
A Child Enjoys
The ploasant flav: h-
ing effect of Syrup of Figs, when in need of a
r, gentle astion and soof
laxative, an! if the father or mother be cos-
tive or bilious, the most gratifying results fol.
low its use; so that it is the best family rem
edy known and every family should have a
bottle,
The mothe:
guage of Mare,
EE —— -
iungue s protably the Jan.
Mrs. Sarah Muir
Of Minneapolis,
= 1 was for a 'ng tim= a sufferer from
Female Wea'tness
and tried many emedies and physic
good purpose. One bottle of Hood’
nt a difference
tion that I took three bottles mye
mysell perfectly well,
ans, to no
8 Sarsapa-
rilia made so gre in my condi
wre and found
I have
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
to the children,
good health.”
BIO given
and find that it keeps them
Mus
ue, Ba
Moin,
is, Minn.
MARAM AE Bix.
teenth Aver nth Minneapo
Hood's Pills cure all Liver II
SssssssssS
S Swift's Specific S
i»
A Testy bpd
S s Blood "and Skin 3
S Diseases
S A reliable cure for Contagious
Blood Poison, Inherited Scro-
S fula and Skin Cancer.
As =» tonic for delicate Women
% and Children it has no equal,
nn
Being purely vegetable, is harm.
Jess in its effects.
A treatise on Blood and Skin Dis
eases mailed raex on application.
Druggists Sell It.
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
Drawer 2, Atiaata, Ga.
)SSSSSsss
DR.KILMER'S
Nooo nnnny
Dissolves ‘Gravel,
Gall stone, brig dust in urine, ins in AE,
straining alter urination, 1 back and hipa,
sudden stoppage of wa with pressure.
Bright’s Disease,
Tube casts in urine, scanty urine. Swamp. loot
sures urinary a kidney difficulties,
Liver Complaint,
Torpid or enlarged liver, Jol uuath, biltous-
sess, Uillous headache, poor digestion, gout,
Catarrh oe Bladder,
{nflam mation, irritation, tion, ulceration, dribbling
frequent calls, pass blood mucus or pus.
Guarantee Use ~c tents of One Rottle, If not bes
#ited, Druggiets will fund you the price paid,
At Dra 30s, Size, $1.00 Size,
Invalides’ * free-Consaite tion free,
Dn. KILMEN & Co., Co, Taxon auton, N.Y.
Pis’s Remedy for Caiaerh is the
Tost, Yasient to Ven, and Cheapest.
SOMEWHAT STRANGE.
EVERY DAY LIFE,
and Thrilling
tures Which Show That
Stranger Than Fiction,
AN amusing int given by an
Australian correspondent of some experi
nents in connection r-clistand
00 tha HOW wire ber
tween Sydney and Melbourne. The cop
per wire extended only as Albury,
a distance of 38} maining
Truth
Heeo 18
: t
wita lon
OOTY
5 Wp
far us
miles, the re
from Albury to Melbourne, The
spe aking to Albury was remarkably clear,
voices being easily recognized ; the peak
ing to Melbourne though perfectly dis
tinct, was, of course, fainter. The Hun
uings transmitter and double-pole Bell
receivers ware used. Some
results were obtained
of the rail
way telephone lines--telephones
nected from signal box and
station, ete. for railway working
but very of ften used, CSped inlly
day, when there is practically no traffic,
for purposes private conversation
One conversation between aman and a
girl was specially amusing. After a few
passages of interesting
unconscious of
ners, “blowing kisses” to
other through the telephone, and
ward describing the effect it pr
First was heard a girlish giggle, followed
by a faint smacking
sh rill, treble voice,
solicitude “Did
“ation to
entirely,
on Sun
¢
of
an
nature, the couple, liste
cach
afte
oduced,
began
sound,
asking witl
you that
' answer
“Wait a
frst
sang
out
appre ia
nn
i +
and ther
+ #F :
an grufl bass,
I've
saving
recovered from the
50 On The then
Madrid,” which cam:
lear, and was as much
parently, by the pe
Eb > » $:
intended as the li
“In
remarkably
tod, 4
hom it
free
British Thee
at L.a Roch
terrible ravages
‘white ants’
gird
rson for w
te
steners on ti
A sTATEMENT by th
sul, Mr. Warburton,
winds us of the
termites, known
appears that many
ings and private h
are being destroyed
troduced from some
a century ago, the ants
time kept to a particular
town, but on the demoliti
houses th the ol
lowed to be carried : $
are now found
chelle. In many
sary to introduce
them from tumbling int
spoke of these
ity of be the Indi
favorite diet, and the !
from them 1K wood (feet
and iron
tunnel through the
buildings in
thin layer untouched on tl
even coating ti
conceal their
Hamboldt sa;
is rare to find |
In i
ven boots and shoes,
are
as
of the
3
ua
atl
i
on of
ood §
the
ith
js te
y
w ond
every
one nigh
sometimes redo
OF 8 YOYARg
bw
dur
f-war had to
terest
England
hed toget!
chell
and civ
CAPTAIN
gervice of t
€
f
new
tization
Leo Yours
the Clyde ste
exp |
«On earn
3
RANS[IP ¢
£0Y8 O it it
Charles
south
Lila ence
ward in chs
200 feet
les south ane
It
I had ever :
and I was re ally expectis
The sky was of a salmo
with clouds of sulphurous
close and hot and there
something being wrong
the cight fathom line that
suddenly the engines stopp
shaken from side to side,
seemed to settle, and it
the bottom were rubbing against
thing. The first officer rushed on deck,
shouting, ‘We're aground!” 1 ran
the chronometer to record, as nearly
possible, the time of the occurrence, and
from that I estimate that it took only
about five seconds for the shock to reach
Charleston. My people were in Charles
ton then, and my first impulse was to go
back, but I remembered that 1 was re.
steamer,
two mi i fifty
ton,
think,
noon,
wand
cyclone
was th ug
KOOL. a
green
was
Wo
nig
We
thie ship
though
Some
8 sy
were on
when
wer
. n
Was as
for
On arriving iu port
earthquake had really occurred, and it
lifted a great load from my mind on the
return trip when I saw onc of my chil
dren on the dock and heard him shout,
‘We're all right.’ The shock came
distinctly from the southeast, and |
that either the fora
sea wus hollowed
within a couple of fathoms of the sur.
face.”
A Goon story is related by the Lewis
{Me.) Journal on an Auburn at.
torney who went to a livery stable and
| hired a team for two or three hours, and
at the end of that time, in a state of ab-
sent-mindedoess, left it at another livery
stable, where it remained eight days, At
stable No. 1 there was no worry about
the team. They knew the attorney was
perfectly good for the pay. They know
if he kept the team a month that the bill
would be paid promptly on presentation,
They presumed that he know what he
was about and concluded it was his busi-
ness and not theirs, At stable No. 2
there was an equal freedom from ay
The attorney came there, left the team
and went away, saying nothing, They
Pr the horse into a stall and ‘chalked
t down” on the office slate, knowing
him to be a business man who paid cash,
The attorney and the proprietors of both
stables met each other frequently, but
nothing was said about the team. All of
them were ignorant of the condition of
things and all were porient) at case,
As for the Aitorve , he never thought of
EEE
the attol was nted ou
trey No. 1 for hire of a
team for wight To and later stable-
oil No. 2 come round with another
length of time. To say that the attorney
astonish d puts it mile Hy. The basis
of settlement is not offic ially learned, but
the faces of the bills,
made out at the going
Wiis
than
been
iL WAS {oss
which had
prices,
Ax ¢lm tree, noted for many 3
account of its unusual size, stands on the
farm, at the foot of the Greylock
group of mountains in Williamstown,
Mas The trunk is twenty-four feet in
Felreamferen at the base, the first
145 feet from the ground, It
t was believed that lightping struck the
tree Auzust 4, as that time it
bins been burning, The tree resembles a
tall wk The fire broke
greater than ever recently, and a column
of flame up twenty-five feet
of the trunk Gradually
nt
reduced,
ibout thirty feet high,
Mr. Yowler found a
substance in the trank, and it is
aht the tree was struck by
A portion of the foreign mater
been sent to Willinms Co for
ition. It is light brown and
ibout the weight of stone, It is owing
to the presence if this Mr.
Fowler thinks, that the burnine has con
| tinued so long,
In regard to the
i i to civil
regarding tl
On
£rs on
| Fow ler
and
Of
HIND Wis
here since
so ost out
Wis sent
from thu top
the tree has been
present it is only
On invesitgating
strange
until
now th Mis
meteor,
fal has
exami
lege
substano .
rides of
popular
Augusta,
our prem-
Then came up
whether we should kill the
t to At that time
+ popular superstition that
lace came the ho Who
K person lav and the bird w
Lin
hab.t of part
ization and =a
sfition em, an
J man saves: flew on
1 was captured.
live,
there
n partric
ree
its
hig it
re was a ir
i
house and the doctors
ns hu some o
Kill the p
nid
re les
i
3
te dglifiy
© an
I the broth, But the
others were for in
y live, si
snd agreed
fathers
Vigorous
1% those
0. while childrer
old One of th
prising « inn history
of rime : ibsowna, whe
1 108 vears
to
born
died in 1768 ag 04
aon
was married 1035,
dren cam
fsrana
& that Mary
turning t y
Fre
er, rev
Herman
“the bsim
father,
where her
Haas, )
makes Her
was accepted,
Duchy,
marry
residence
Ny young
wa S00
Joe
man s proposal
ind, under the
proclamation of the
has to be made at the place
of both contracting parties
Mr. Haas, describes himsel?
“Freeholder Olfenburg,” req
Mayor Grant to publish the official pro
| clamation in his ‘official nes wspaper.”
of marriage
of the Grand
intention
law
to
of
who
of
Tuenz iz now in the British museum a
nickel-in the machine which dates
from a period long before the birth of
Christ It is a combination of jug and
slot machine used for the dispensation ol
holy water A coin the value of 5
| deachmas dropped into the slot opened a
| valve which allowed a few drops of the
ie uid to escape,
slot
of
Tue most curious and unique clock in
the United States, or in the world for
! that matter, constructed by Amos
| Lane of Amedee during the past summer
| Lane's curious clock, which, by the way,
| 1s all face, hands and lever, is attached to
a4 geyser which shoots upward an im-
i mense column of hol water every thirty-
| eight seconds exactly,
Wiis
i Ax inmate of an Armenian convent in
i Jerpealem died a short time ago at the
age of 115 years. The official announce:
t ment of her death includes the remark-
able statement that she entered the
convent at the age of seventeen, and
from that time until her decease, a period
of ninety cight vears, was never outside
the convent walls.
Vv Vaaiuhing Animals.
No one can rod a book of travel in
wild countries without having brought
forcibly before him the grave fact that
many of the most interesting forms on
this earth are on the brink of Stormin
tion. The bison is practically gone as a
wild animal from North America, ‘The
quaggn is not now to be found in South
frica. The harmless and intercsting
ant-bear appears also to be going the -—
of the mammoth and the mastodon, The
London Zoo cannot get a giraffe. The
price of animals in the market has gone
ue 1a unprecedented figures, We care.
ly provide their native majesties of
ry ting rifles to acoclerate
¢ process of annihilation. Travellers
id us that the dismal slaughter a ro.
ceods with an ever accelerated
long as animals can be found to be kill Killed.
The destruction apparently must soon
Bill for boarding, the tewm the sume
result in most of the Jager wild.q
The Rose In Commerce,
In trade the rose is very valuable,
gs the attars of India and Persia sell
a very high price, and there are
large districts of rose gardens, in
which numbers of men and women
the harvest
March and April; In Turkey,
farming is largely carried
on, and a very fine attar is got from
the roses grown in Cashmere. Even
rose-water is a luxury which is by no
means to be despised as to price, but
the attar of roses Is immensely costly,
as it takes an enormous number of
flowers to distil even a few drops.
The attar is said to have been first
discovered by the favorite wife of
Jehan Jeer, through whose garden
ran a canal of rose-water, on the sur-
face of which the Begum found a few
irops of the precious* attar or oil
floating.
The petals of the tea rose,
Noisette with a very fine fra-
rranee, are used in China as a navor-
ing for teas. A mild astringent
syrup is made from the petals of he
French rose; and the hundred-leaved
variety well knbwn to
being
a spec
Frost, A
How FREQUENTLY are the honesty |
and Integrity of a man disposed of by |
ia shrug! How many good and noble
| actions have sunk Into oblivion by a
| distrustful look,
impression of proceeding from
motives by a myster ous whisper!
bad
The indispens bie savant is naster of the
ituation
Denfoene Car's be Cured
worl applications as
portion Hf the ear
WaY 1€ ure J« ALIess anid
Lions, remedies, Deniness 's caused ty
flamed rondition 52 Li nu # AnlnR
Eustachian Tube, When thw 10 fi
flamed vou Lave a HDUEGR SOUL © Liners
fect neni" tin 200 whet i £0 mmnl,
deafoent x the result and ut.ess the .nflam.
nation sar L Een oul and this Pi
Eltire LC te Orie opdition nearing wil. oe
desire forever” Gis Lol ten ure
Alsen plareh. which # noting rut ab 1o-
Haare ition of we musoue surfaces
Wewil give ne H Dotinry Tor any
case of dents Caused Uy oalarry; thal we
CABROL cure aking Hails Catarrhh ure.
Bend tor cre free,
a
reach the
Lere i opWY ne
LY constity
Br .n-
hie
By
{iseased
they cannot
gets
£ en i¥
tube
§ oa Ee
ba
G1
inadrea
Liar
¥. J
Sold by Drugygists S00,
{Unens
rv & C0. Teigdo.
asus, is also usd to make rose.
id a medicinal syrup. A vin-
egar from usey for
headaches; a conserve roses and
ugar given medicinally to chil-
dren, and the fruit or hip is alse used
1 a medicinal conserve; while on the
dried hips are used to
flavor soups and stews, and one even
them being preserved
or made into a kind of jelly.
first cultivated is said to
n Britain in A. D.
damask rose w brought
in 1653, the rose
Can
wialer al
is
of
made roses
is
continent
hears of in
sugar
The
have been planted |
1522 The
from France
gbout 1724, and the China
nfty vears later. Wild
ver, nati parts of
in Cprithe
Onis
ross
as
MOSS
Ose some
are,
Bri
TORRES
13
ves of all
Withering's
Howe
ain sot
Mot.
“4 ‘ ‘
Hv frie RYH
distin ] eR
any” are
said to be in
1 Arnott's
are
}
o4
1s; a in Ho
tee
sOme
CIR in
“British Flora” nit
and
ra. se the number
{ or
iful
COLOR
es mentioned,
iters on botany
twenty-four.
mans
and and of
» be found
which
hedg
ight ness of the
as
very
tainly
varie.
ac high
there
ties of all shades
CXQUISLe SW OD
f the
fis
are beaut
n all
make a
rerows, and
autumn
Year
Iness
ts G country,
GUr summer
£ the br
berry to giadden
announcement
Kansas) paper
ces has be
ought
the fading
made
that
en Org:
i
INE
Topeka
by a
a quartet
inized there,
¥
1
£0 De io
t
fu
interest
iy confirmed can
the n
wsiclans, and if
ardly fail to supply
al world with food for th
iathemati-
ts idse
FRE RE Le
huge
may uo
# lawrye
* Ben Hur,”
crap 0
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R
' Ver
1.05 8 YeRr
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VF OG Lhe pag
E XO0UTH 80M
Fame is a Laight
stat the 6 Lows
Bement
men who tire the i almost
h lowing for any easy
There are
O deat
Nanfabals, - $3100 ne:
town Inf, Fort
bare, J
shares pe.
‘% sag
“ures a
0, for yr He
When «
think she
praise
Te WoaTran i
# sarcastic
Fou
ti Bes
Lan fake
Mod ra swciety ack so
I aMicted with sore ores nae
son's Kye-wator Dr iste wall
Dy te
at 2h
e Thor
Jor bottle
The henrt rites is * face
It is conceded
5
1 he st baking
puro
1 po » ¥ 1
cst, most delic 101s food.
+ Re ) yal Ba
1 ¢}
i 43
2 Yooder |
King Powder 1s
the baking powder
: i
1
. .
ws ies ¥ v 5 ¥ i get
NAEKES ti 11:3 3 sWeCH
or 1yOW
i 5 7. "ww
OWL
That baking p
strongest makes the most
food.
Wh
v
both
and wholesom
pure qt
diges
herself
her the
4
avail
eS
housekeep er
fm
ww -
ori
*
Ive
Avoid all baking
powders sold with a gift
~ertain protection from
be had by «
alum baking powders can
“August
Flower”
"One of my veighbors, Mr. John
time, All thought him pastrecovery,
He was horribly emaciated from the
inaction of his liver and kidneys.
It is difficult to describe his a r-
ance and the miserable state of his
health at that time. Help from any
source seemed impossible. He tried
your August Flower and the effect
upon him was magical. It restored
him to perfect health to the great
astonishment of his family and
friends.” John Quibell, Holt, Ont.@
Ami a Sod
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