————————— SOMEWHAT STRANGE. ACCIDENTS AND INCIDENTS EVERY-DAY LIFE, OF Queer Episodes and Thrilling Advens tures Which Show that Truth Is Stranger than Fiction. tle village of Godarville, not far from Charleroi, in Belgium, besn pended from his official most remarkable irregularity in office. He and his wife own a goat, which gives enough milk to satisfy most of the family's needs for milk. ‘I'he goat has the peculiarity of allowing only Mme, Marchand to milk her, and whenever the station master approaches the goat kicks and bucks. A short time ago, Mme. Marchand went to market before break. fast. The station master was in haste to begin his daties of the day, and there was nothing in the house to eat. He ap- proached the goat with a pail on his aru, and the goat, us usual, began to kick and buck. In despair, he decided to masquerade as his wife and humbug the goat into being milked. He pat on his wife's skirts, waist and bonnet, and re- turned to the The goat wus docile, and he began milking her. All his preparations, however, had required more time than he had realized, and fore the pail was half full he was aston. ished by hearing the whistle of the first morning express, which it was his important duty to meet. He dropped the pail, ran to the house, exchanged his wife's bonnet for his red and cap of office, and ran with flving skins to the station platform. The sight of individual with a full beard skirts and a station master everybody on tho train, and gave the porters at the the idea that Marchand had gone crazy. So a police- man was } master was marched of to jail. I'o the railroad authorities at Charleroi, who began an investigation of his conduct, Marchand explained the of the obstrep. rous goat for his unprece- dented performance. He by temporary retirement from office. has RUS. shed. bee most " blue n flowi cup dazed station summoned mm station 3 responsibility _— EYE bs i was punished Presioesr McLrop, of the Philadel. phia and Reading Railroad, about whom the whole country is talking since consummation of the gigantic coal deal is, like many another American who has attained success and fame, a self-made aman, reer he the During the early days of his ca- in very ire stances. It is now related before bis connection with the business he was the proprietor tery in Texas, and that after a har struggle for several vears he w out by the sheriff. Theu he w with unbroken his fortune,” if possil time Alexander Bryden Penn , n Colorado with ¢ lands there an ate them if practic: he met Mcleol, “flat on his back bettering his cor Bryden for en East agai generous money, McLeod in a position son ness, and 1 trae to his word. railroad king was pla Philade was straitened « Hie that atiroad r of ap it 08 So W boss, wis mine TesH den, who offer hin company s tries, one of $1 Bid tious in most cov attached to the reins for duties wer: { signed and returne Pittston. It is i Bryden takes the Reoaest In McLeod's lutest and that he hopes for | plete SUCCESS, and Mes, Tansxey, wife Tarsney, has h with them are so vivid that wh a threatening sky “] have becu through twe.’ “and in one hud a terrible fright. Word reached me that the schoo had been blown down and the children killed. My little son was at school, and to my ideas just then there was only one school house in Kansas City, 1 started out. No cars were running and everything seemed rained. I found my boy's school had been dismissed and he had started for home just as the cyelone came. Then | was more than ever scared. I sethalf a dozen policemen hunting for him and went towards the wrocked sechool-house riding in a mule car that had finally found the truck. Everyohild they brought out from the ruins was mine, but still Lhe didn’t appear, and after setting more po. licemen on the hopt, I started home. more dead than alive. When nearly there I looked akead, hoping to dee him Playing somewhere. There the little fel. ow was, trudging along whistling and with his hands in his pockets. When he looked across the rowl and saw me he simply shouted, ‘Mumma, is dinner ready?’ The revalsion of feeling was a never-to-be-forgotten sensation. A next- | door neighber told ne afterwards that she and a number of ether women wore in the car when the cpolone struck them and they wero great'y terrified, when my little boy piped oul sbove the disturb. wnoe, ‘What yer 'faid of? Don't be seared. God's hore,” nnd kept it up till | they became quiet. But I hope 1 shail never see another oyslone.” of Conzrressman experience cyc.ones nhran es of GVer sho sees she | nervous, she ” ys House { Tuenr must be a varticularly hot spot | in the earth ander Wheeling, W. Va. It i is hoped to sink the well now being | driven there at lonit uw mile, The well is | a litde leas than five inches in diameter, | Its peculiarily is that no vein of water | hus been tapped, and being porfectly dry, scientific men nave an unesnmplod opportanity to conduct their investi. gations. The temperature is being taken at various depths. At a depth of 1,860 | feet the temperature is G8 degrees; at | 2,375 foot, 79 degrees; at 3,370 feet, 92 | Sogreaa; at 4.370 feet, 108 dogrees, and ot 4,462 feet it is 111 degrees. Thus the g Bt tomperature is incroasing faster and fuster the deeper the boring, For in- # ance, the increase in the 1,000 foot 370 feet to 3,370 feet is about 13 the nost i { from 2, { degrees, while the merease in 1 1,100 feet is more than 16 degrooes. | the heat goes on increasing in 1 progression, 0 dopth will be reached be- { solid sobstance bo { fore long whore | will be melted. | no indication i things exists earth's crust, for parts of the world have shown very feront rates in the increase of heat. Lucy McCrurg, a girl eighteen, living in Lincoln County, W, Va + her already romantic career by eloping with James Adkins. The two met and the young woman, who is masculine in many respects, proposed the elopement, They rode across the country to Milton, where they the Chesapeake and Ohio for Ironton, Ohio, where they were married. They returned home, Lucy ap very proud of her husband, who more effeminate of the two. Luey's career as a moonshiner has given her fame. She is now under 31,000 bonds to appear before the United States Courtto Her avery That, however, will that the same of evervwhere under the walls driven in other dif. stnte young of noted as a moonsoiner, has ad led to wearing is the answer the charge of illicit selling. plan was a unique one. Her sales wore | made pringipally to the workmen on the | Norfolk und Western extension. She | had a fleet little pony, two | For more yoar | evaded the officers i | i jugs and uo | than who smull revolver, n shu were after ia all. her. She knew every road the coun- | try and had friends them Whenever the officers were in pursui ! notified and she either 4 t upon her fluet pony or was shiel i along woul | bo { i her frien =, and the officers being he surrendered. wh . ¢ i of San Franei war unon the Hizhbinder re 1 ) inal Chinese societies hay f 1 Finally Ee Was surp 00 ino to Invade The murd meet So the othee wl down as Are he saw a dog dashing the to land, one hy one, thr The Grand Duke approached the dog, and the animal's oTerel Black to him, ref any payment vith angry Bringing rows Darks into vater, and ee Urowning men to master Caress then i8in: to ac epi story comes from St of the roscue of Fdwarl Island She was driven on A THRILLING Johns, New Foundland. the erew of the Pence schooner Avenger, the rocks twenty miles from St. Johns | in a blinding snow storm. While she! was pounding to pieces the boat was | launched and immediately swanped Murdock Mills volunteered to swim ashore with a lifeline. He was carried ashore on a big ware, but could not land, the coost being se precipitous. He | wus drawn back on board the vessel, | where he rested ag hour, and then tried | again and successfully, He drew him | solf up from one point of rock to another | until he reached un place where be could i fasten & line, Then he drew ashore al inrger line, by means of which the cap. tain anderew all got safely to shore. Tur Empress of Gormany is in the habit of writing, for a few minutes daily, in her diary. Nobody ever sees the con- tents of the diary, not even the emperor oponed, and the old one, which has a locked clasp, is corsigned to the iron safe containing her majesty’s domestic gems she is in the habit of wearing when state ceremony does not require hor to deck herself with the publis jewels of her exalted station. The samo key serves for all the diaries and the emp: ess usually carries it attached to sa chatelain at her waist. As hor majesty is a keen impressions and some weighty secrets, Mr. E. Purnrs, of Shreveport, La., is a regular customer of a well-known St, Louis shoe merchant, His orders vary in wome details, but never in the size of shoes, To an ordinary St. Louisian the sizes between 12 and 17 are unknown, They are never seen in the show win. dows, and no citizen ventures on the street with shoes of this calibre, colony would put themselves in agony to wour on of colored people in Shreveport no inconvenience whatever when their feet are ensconsed in shoes No, 17. The last order called for a dozen, and it was filled from a special department ectablished for this grade. A mig under exciting wildeat chaso re. cently took place at Will's three miles southwest of Livingston, Va. The cat, which was of gicuntic propor. tions, in the morning by Mrs, Gabriel Johnson and her two daughters, and they immediately set three large grevhounds on it. The animal ran but finally treed by the dogs, and one of the ladies summoned up tue au double-barrelled gun monster. Her bravery Cove, about was seen about Y) o'clock for some distance, courage to get was repaid by the their of the tree at the first report The ladies are very proud of gun. BUC Css. 13 | ii James MoCanry of Gaski one of the most unique characters ot Jet- Penn the lied on a recent Friday, aged 79 His death heating himself dancing in the open air, f MeCarty could ferson county, perhaps of Slate, YOurs. was caused by oves for, old as he was keep siep to atdne ina on, rv id the vi an hour at a He would often play ance to the music for half greatly to the For hunting. i minokers, been 7 Hs inst his occupation bias thon ¥ the time of HAS lliness Lubiy s timo, sud Mark Twain's Pipes and Tebarco, least a How do ¥ Poy the man with the OF We gelore thes nage wear them n couple can be it on J ‘ No,” said n amount we i or i Mork wi ‘I alwivs geap en Hn nan who doesn't ho would be bottyr I, and let him break in the pipe for me. I get him to smoke the pips forn couple of weeks, then put stem and continue operations as loug as the pipe holds to. £ to much, Lavhow de 3 mn in 0 now gether Mark Twain brought into Franee with him a huge package of boses of cigars tabacoo which he took person 1 charge of. When he placed it on the deck of the steamer crossing the English whila le lit a fresh cigar, he put his foot on ths package 50 as to be sure of its safety. He didn’t appear to care what became of the rest of the lug. gage, so long as the tobacco was safe, “Going to maugg'e that in?’ asked Jerome. ‘“ No, sir. I's the only man on board will say to the customs officer: * Tax me what you like, Lut don’t meddie with the tobacco.” They don't know what tobac. co is in France. "=~ The Epach. A A A550 What an Eye is Worth, A——_—— Representative O'Neil says that one of the first pension cases he worked through under the Cleveland administration was for a constituent who hid become en- tirely blind, The rate of compensation was 872 a month. Immediately he be. gan to get letters from other constituents who had lost an eye in the military ser: vice and were getting #18 a month, in- sisting that their pensions be raised to $36. They argued that if the loss of two eyes entitiod a veteran to $72a month it was 0 plain and simple mathe matical verity that the loss of ono oye should be rated at half that sam. —[Mil- waukeo Sentinel, ——— Twilled China silks show stripes that have a slight bourette effver, ba FOR THE LADILS. DRAPED PILLOWS, lntest novelties is A silken cover for the outside is made very large and loose, When the pillow has been placed in this covering two bunds of ribbon are passed around the pillow, dividing it into halves through length and breadth. The ribbons should be held rather tight and mude into a full bow on the upper side of the pillow, A pretty draped pillow recently seen had drapery of chrysan- themum-vellow silk banded with ribbon shading from vellow to silvery white and brocaded with gold-eolored Ribbon an inch and a half wide is used, ~-{Chicago Post. of fashion's draped pillows Ono its Howers, BHADESR FOR EPRIN« Light-green and pale chamols-yellow felt hats for the spring will be trimmed with black and a great quantity of handsome satin ribbon. The Rubeus bats will be favored, us the brims ure The English sailors will have ostrich tips moderately wide rulki hint nid t) “ wiiking-uat and the new rol models ling brims. Oneof the square-crowued like the it i% very mucn old shapes, pot hat Few heliotrope shades appe mn the t shiown to ry ““heelfentor English HEeW ELiring coin the and pale brown dyes; India and begonia are the finest shades in red, und the four leading IT Clmois, Evens are sag Russian LUigaie, ga ‘New York Post. Peon, ang a here oliar faced with silk, pointed Inpels are The coat fits tightly at double. breasted Riso ni ons in nt large smoked pe arl buttons. rimmed flat, biack felt hat, trimmed with ostrich feather tips and jet, will be worn with this dress and coat. MOO Herald, fastened one side with Ts . ¥ s wide A MARVELOUS GOWX, Great big sieeves are very fashionable for house dresses The bigger the sleeves the more fashionable the gown. A very well known literary woman re. cently gave an afternoon at home, or more properly speaking, she recently stayed at home of an afternoon and per. mitted her frionds to come and gaze upon her gown. lt was a marvel as far as her sleeves wore concerned, and the ambi- tious literary woman posed and poised, walked and talked, giving all the while the most careful attention and study to big-sleeved gown, By tho way, the dress was all white, and have you ever noticed that it you wish to make a geunine sen. unadulterated white. You will be notice - you dress in colors you will be swal. lowed up in the general gavety of tho socne {New York Advertiser. * RIE RUNS A RANCH. Mra. Emin Porry is a quiet, refined little lady, who for somo yours hus been successfully conducting a Inrge cattle ranch near Marens, Kan. In 1887 Mrs, Perry was left a widow, after less than a our of married life. During her hus. ands illness she intrusted his business te hors, the resalt being that the ranch a rs wore founl to bo ia a most deplore. ubie condition and bankruptey stared bet in the face when she took possession of her ropuety, Pur ly to save some. thing from the impending wreck, and after ne great loss, she assumed cmirol the {« ute and became it active manager. Owning a section of land, seveuly-five head of cattle and a few ponies, Mrs, of Perry commenced her now life, bearing in mind the many wrecks all about her. Rising early and retiring lute, much of her time in the saddle, she soon had or- der restored and her business affairs well in hand. Of she has suffered reo- verses, but she has passed through them COUTTS, all with such good judgment and manage ment that to-day wealthy prosperous her delice Les she is and Horses nr if, and there is seldom ao of her ranch in Hot vithin of her usually first race vhich BOrses is and brought to her as the result of her judg. { ment and her knowledge horsefiesh She is a daring and nceomplished rider one entered, Money is of and ean be seen almost any dav, fair or otherwise, riding rapidly over the plains, followed by several favorite grevhounds, - Chicago Post XOTER, Modistes now charge extra not to d ip- leate the costumes they mnie Black for slipper wear have the 4 tep in new designe of lace work. hose ins It Of bridemaids 10 co is noticed that the English fashion Ors now obtains hare Venetian hand ‘arniture is the Die peceptiation HE and pe io wer ec. somelim with a aigre fine Venetia teas and inforn rale, with artistio (reek drap ries. which give them their title ‘picture : Beautifal India cashmeres and camel's. hair fabrics for Are in princess sivie, i i of dresses are also made up in charming style visting and evening concert. The newest invention for bonnets is a kind of a clasp which is inserted through the hat or bonnet to fix it the hair The outer part is made of chiseled gold, steel, or silver, and can worked so that it opons a small steel clasp in the inside, which pinches the hair, As many as four of theso can be worn with a large hat, and with the present hats and bon nets, which have hardly any crown nor anythink to fit to the head, they are very usefal. Soft undressed satins with lustrous sarfaces can now be found in all the dry goods houses, and are being sold at just half their former prices. ‘1 hey ap- pear in all the delicate and beautiful evening tints found in higher-priced textiles, and the paler dyes make charm. ing toilets for young girls when fashion. ed with rather full skirts and bebe waist, { with chiffon frill around the neck. and velvet girdie with loops and ends of the samo. ohn be ——————— Extraordinary Pranks of Rabbits. Rabbits have been playing some most extraordinary pranks in aud ne.r North Lyme, Coun. The other night at a bean supper, while dishes flied with this de. lightful vegetable were cooling on the porch of the old Sill house, a drove of On the | Sunday evening following they crowded into the vestibule of the church in such numbers as to int.orrapt the sermon. It took the pastor and five members of the congrogation nearly a quarter of an hour to clear the room and fu doing so they killed eighteen rabbits. M ni the church society gave a rabbit ple tival,~ [Chicago Post, : | | ¥ EPITOME OF NEWS GLEANED PROM VARIOUS PARTS OF THE STATE, Epwarn A. B York was kicked by 8 horse and CEI, a New horseman Prririoss addressed 10 Governor Patilson were circaisted for sigostures in the Behul- kill Valley asking him to frosiraie the plans of the Headipg Ballroad « ompany in carry- ng ond deal and fore FT nopoly olthe conl terest, iden, near A He al i lied aud four BY an explosion in a m Wilkes-Barre ; three men we ki 'Y 8 Fayette Cliy worker, poured carbo i then i: GYer set fire to her ghbo was lying in bed, an ag rescued by ned ra suiciie LY niterwurd committed thront with a Barlow Knife, AX ugly row between Poles and puiice took piace st 8 Minersville buardiog house in which a Pole named Shelshice was probably : others on botl Nevers i nides from t Hine been i feared Tus bH Add Harrist 1 jer met at Pitsburg for Order arged with perjury, @ in made by Alderman Reilly by James W a newsdealer, on the Noath side. Soot recently arrested and fined at the McClure, who testified that he had pers purchised a paper from Scott on the Sab Day. Wine Samuel A. preaching in Trinity Church, Leesport, Berks County, a 32-calibre buliet crashed through a window, passed ciose by bis bead and fell on the head of one of the deacons. The neigh he person whe 13 4 Leinback was borhood was searched, but fired the shot was nol found. A Gas explosion took place at the Meri jam Colliery, at Ashland and Aogust Wohler and Michael Colgan were very badly burned and cannot live, The cause of the explomaion not known, as neither of the jared men were able to spesk. A BILL in equity to guash the Reading deal was filed by Mr. Arnot, a banker of Elmira, a stockholder in the Lehigh Valley Road al Williamsport, Lava ALiexpeR, of Allentown, was an rested on the chargeof polygamy. Itis known that she has three husbands living ie Ih Points About January. Dianus, or Janus Bifrons, was tha old party for whom the Romans named this month. He was origin ally the janitor of the gods, and opened the doors of the morning for Rosyfinger, or Dawn, after whom came the Sun in his chariot; but later he was put at the head of the wan office while Mars was the acting god of war. The old party was repre. sented with two faces looking in ops posite directions, to indicate the une certainties of war, whence he was named Janus Bifrons, which may be freely translated Holy Two-front. This just suits January, which opens the year, looks both ways in time and is as uncertain in weather as wap is in results. The most confident Wiggins seldom claims foreknowledge of January's weather, while the goose bone and the corn husk are equally at faults Sn :