SOLD AGAIN,
Resident
A nifmber of boys jus’ woul ten
when boys feel the mo
says the Duflulo
of gaspipe, filled it
plugged it at the ends,
for a niece of
v
wischicvous,
Express, got a piece
with sand, and
leaving room
string to hang out,
After this was done the gaspipe pre-
sented a very formidable appearance,
{
door of
hood.
bed, and it was left
The lord of the house was
the first to discover it, and, after he
recovered from the it
him, he began to cautiously examine
it. After awhile went back
the yard, first his wife and
a resident in their neighbor
morning.
shock caused
he in
warning
daughter not to go near the “bomb ”
as he called it.
Prescutly he returned carrying the
clothesline, on one end of which he
te
all
carefully slipped the noose over it and
Then
made a slip-noose. advanced to-
ward the cause of the trouble and
drew it taut. telling his wife
and daughter to go down to the corner
he retreated to the back of the yard,
and climbing over the fence he shut
his eyes and gave the rope a sudden
jerk. This was all the young scape-
graces, who were watching him from
an awful strain on his nerves, pulled
result of his desperate effort an explo-
sion of laughter far louder than he
bad expected from the bomb greeted
him, and—there isn’t a boy in the
neighborhood will go bv that
bouse now.
Wants a Wife.’
Having red in your paper that B»
grates many people register at your
booth at the exhipbition, i infer that
there are some wemin. I feal that this
is my opportunity, and that man pro.
poses and God disposes.
Sum 15 years sine I left my boyhood
bome 10 find a fortun in the west, and
while I have found a fortun I now real-
Ize that I have mitsed tho ministering
¢ero and tender sympathy of a woman.
"I have a fortun and a ranch in the
grate palous country. No mortgage on
it. I raised this yero 8000 bush. of
wheto of 207 acres, and raised n damd
sigto more and feel better if I had a
wifo to do thacookin. I am feddin a
hells slew of hogs, what I can sel soon
i I want to get ma L
{ a woman I will
bald and | want
who
it an a sigh
Print this i
"
$3 ¥
ia.
UY, = POE aN
Spokesman.
A Colorado man killed a sheep, hung
KR up and dressed it. H+ was at
work when a mountain lion crept be
tween his legs, pulled the mutton down,
and, a though given kicking,
held it fast away with
it.
Amateur
1
stil
a good
and got
and
spots on the sun, which are now reach.
ing the maximum in number. The com-
parison of these spots with the dis.
turbances in the magnetic needle
forms an abundant field for useful
work.
E.B. WALTHBALL & CO.
Cave, Ky., says: “Hall's Catarrh Cure cures
évery one that takes it.” Soid by Druggists, 75¢.
pesmi parma
A Mane woman, when she wishes io
shell beans, runs them through the clothes
wringer.
sail
Jail joted w'th soreeyes use Dr, lsaao Thompe
son ’sEye-water. Druggists sell at Za, per Dottie
A jeach grown at Sylvania, Ga. ,
weighed 18 ounces and measured 13
inches in circamflerence,
————
a
German
Syrup’
Those who have not
used Boschee's Ger-
man Syrup for some
severe and chronic
trouble of the Throat
and Lungs can hard-
ly appreciate what a truly wonder-
ful medicine it is.
A Throat
and Lung
Specialty.
ing are unknown joys.
man Syrup we do not ask easy cases,
Sugar and water may smooth a
throat or stop a tickling—for a while,
This is as far as the ordinary cough
medicine goes. Boschee's German
Syrup is a discovery, a great Throat
and , Bvt Specialty. Where for
years there have been sensitiveness,
in, coughing, Spitting. hemorr-
age, voice failure, weakness, slip-
ping down hill, where doctors and
medicine and advice have been swal-
lowed and followed to the of
despair, where there is the si g
conviction that all is over and the
end is inevitable, there we place
German Syrup, Itciires. Youare
a live man yet if you take it.
*
Cleared away
with Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescrip-
tion.
bearing -down sensations,
prostration, all “female complaints,”
are cured by it. It improves di-
gestion, enriches the blood, dispels
aches and pains, brings refreshing
sleep, and health and
strength,
restores
Nine
Out of Ten
Persons one meets have catarrh In 8 mid or
aguravates form and yel comparatively few nay
any attent! n to it, not se miog to realize until
too lute that other ¢angérous diseases, such us
bronchitisand consumption, are ¥ery sure to
i fol'ow if the trouble 8 ot arrested. Catarrh
| originates in impurities In ihe | lood, aud re.
quires a constitutional remedy like
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
to etiect a thorough cure, Be sure ' ou get Hood's.
i
| Nothing en Earth
Wie Ha
Sheridan’sCondition Powder!
If you can’t get it send to us,
It 1s absolutely pure, Fiek! entrated. In quan
City if comts | £ . Bis
nedicinge. Fr Goud for
r chicks, He moult,
LE . E314 3h,
i Bangle
wend Fre
as, Mans
uterine, tonio and nervine, imparting
tem.
not a beverage.
If you're a tired, nervous, or suf-
Prescription ” is the only medicine
that’s guaranteed, in every case, to
bring you help. If it doesn’t give
you satisfaction, you have your
money back.
A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION.—Dr,
Fowler, hav ng had occasion to treat
the family of Sum Johnsing for mul-
aria, remonstrated with Sam for baving
“What's de reason [
de pig pen furder
house?’ asked Nam,
“Because it is unhealthy,”
the docior,
sy
teckon vou is
away from the
replied
mistiken,” replied
for two
yeah«, and dar a:n’t been sickness
Yit among de hogs.’
-—
The Lydia EB. Pinkham
Mass, a0 giving away
book, “1; ie 10 Health SLigguiet
should send their address and
no
Medicine Co., Lynn
a be ut ful illastrated
A etd * Ladies
tamp lor copy.
-——-
Apples are as prodtable a crop in Cal
fornia as oiauges,
-
hildren Teouse
e's Certal
wn ——
men to be photographed,
wears out
———
fTann's Midney
Dropay, Gi s+ Bb
Heart, Urinary or Liver
ness
Cure
8, Bright
Diseas
EUATRn Lay
5. $1 a bottle, ¢
1000 certificates of
vi Farts
ive ALM
on i.
Arch St
for 85. or
cures,
The Vatican at Rome eontains
staircases and 1100 different rooms,
———__—
238
Mr. Carl Conrad, Hampton, lo., writes: The
fent me, are excellent anda are suprisingly
effective in their resulta. I would therefore
request you to send me one dozen boxes of
these pills for enclosed $1 75.
—-———
The cost of burying the late Grand
Duke Nicholas of Russia was $200,000,
SE ————
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RE
ATARRH jU
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restores the baring and sense sells me
roves the apps # and luvigorales the
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FOR FIFTY YEARS]
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SOOTHING SYRUP
Years It
AYE
is Lag Lewd
Twenty - Cents an Bottle,
AI 0
FILY'S CaTarnH
Cream Balm
Is Worth
$500
To Any Man
Woman or Child
Raffering From
'CATARRH
Not a Lignid or
Roar
A particie is applied into each nostril and is
agreeable. Price 50 cents at Diuggists or by
mail.
i ELY BROTHERS, 6 Warren St, N.Y.
! 4
i
Wall Paper Co., of No. 12 N. 11th St,
Philadelphia, will give the public the
advantage of the drop in prices, We
get this from them direct. Send four
two cent stamps for samples of their
8, 10 and 12 cent gilts.
A Uongreiiman's mel Story.
Io connection with Senator-eloct Irhy1
duel In his younger daye Congressman
John M. Allen, of Mississippi, tells of an
sing affair of honor in which he ected
as second,
There was bad feeling ULetween two
young lawgers in Mississippi, nad it wat
decided that only blood could wipe out
the enmity which existed. A challenge
was seat and duly ackoowledged, The
hour was appointed, and the two ma
met in a secluded spot. Oae of them
was a great sufferer from Saint Vitus's
dance, the other was cool and énllscted.
As they faced each other the afflictes
man b:gan to tremble from head to foot,
while his pistol described an arc with
varying up aad dowu strokes. His op.
ponent stood firm as a rock waiting foq
the signal to fire, Before it came, sown
ever, be laid lus pistol on thie groand,
walked into tho woods and cut & Limb off
A treo with a fork in the end of it. This
Be Lroaght Lack sod stuck if in the
ground iu front of his sotagonist. Then,
turning to the second, be said: “I mass
request yon to ask foar pridcipal to rest
his pistol in that fork.”
“What for!” asked Lis opyoneat’
secon,
“Well,” replied the other, *I ha
the risk of ode
#0 ob to runsin
po I certainly di décliss havia
ote bullst make a honegeomb of me, |
that mah was to shoot while bis band is
shaking the way it is now, he would 8
me full of holes at hiv first shot.”
This was too much for thé seconds, and
by mutual agieoment a truce wis patebed
Voda do shots wore exchanged. ee
Sad te 13 W Sat,
BARE plexion enresConsti pation,
B IT STOPPED FREE
»
we 0 * £ fee
#1
£ 5 x i A sed
BLWARE OF INI}
ENSIO
A
FOREN W. TON RES,
Washington, B,C,
sceassfylly Prosecutes Claime,
Lauoce Ba Bx miner S$ Pansion Buren
Tvemin laet war iSadlvdiostiog claim, sily haem
IINMICOINSG - Bue all SOLDIERS
& disabled 11 ide for increase, H roars ax.
pericace. Write for Laws A.W. Mclonwiox
Bows, Wasmineron, D. CO. & Ciwcinmar:. O
Aun author in In a recent manual on
. horsem: nship has succeeded in putting
into print the peculiar cluck used in
starting horses, which a made by thrust.
| ing the tongue against the roof of the
{ mouth, He rp-ils it “Klik,”
missin ss
Well preserved women, when contulting
i their mirror see beside their satisfied reflection
| the ealm and earnesi face of Lydia E. Fink.
ham. They can tell you why.
-
Peru was discovered by Perez de la
Rua in 1516.
A ———
RUPTURE I. Jacob Genseheimer, of .
Iy cured of my t -— 4 by Jar: been thorous
: Upture Yr...
Arch 8%, Pala. To the hardest sinayer
Re are tue, Lio ta “Hota :
Reading, Pa., on the po Batarday (oben.
ing y of each month.
Only one man in 208 is over
in height, ay fott
AI
BLSh LT op
Fit caren 10 Dr Kaiba po oral oo
: Piry Tue BATISFIED WOM «KN,
Stugular Girl - My ouly swcit ou is to
Wri oe a bok,
Tae Practical Girl— We
You write on , then,
The Singular Gitl=-Why, If I aia, 1
ehoulda’t bave any awbivou leit, woulu
i?
i
i
1, why dou’t
A minr--Young Bohrer (difidently)
Xen, Mis Lucy, they do say 1 am
clever at ba-e ball,
Lucy (yawning )—Ishouldso (vawn)
dearly love to see you make a (yan n)
howe run,
| HE HAD BEEN KICKED, —**That girl
You aie after is very handsome, Olol-
Iv.”
“Yaas.”
**They say she takes after her father,
Is 1t su?”
“1 ~aw—don’t thunk so. She has a
| very small foot,”
i
i
|
non cI ss
Too SHALLOW.— Grace — Charley
had a: idea Hating in Lis head the
oLher day!
Belle—N1
Gruce - Ye ; the doctor told him
Was only waier on the uralu, though:
it
—
A HIST.~ He—~Your
lke gen a,
Sliv——1 would rather set them on
ing.
{ ively )—1 always kuvow when I write
sotething that is v 1y good,
Ciit'e (thoughtfully )—~But do
1s very bad?
might add $500 a year to his income by
saviog the ci ppings of lus hair
Uitge 18 18 cut and having it
ured into soft pillows, mattresses,
LLRs.
| —
ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Byrup of Figsis taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
frasy yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Aver and Bowels, cleanses the
tem effectually, dispels elds, bead-
aches and fevers sud cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of ita kind ever pro.
duced, pleasing to the tasts ol pi
oeplabile to the stomach, prompt in
ita action and truly beneficial in ite
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
ita many excellent qualities com-
mend it to all and have made it
the most popilas remedy known.
Syrup of Figs Is for ele in 50¢
and $1 bottles by all leading drug
gista Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
eure it promptly for any one whe
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute,
: SAN FRANCISOO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE, Kr,
1
i
i
Sure cure for Bad Bresth, Roeur Stomach,
Headache, Dyspepaia, Heart urn. all
and Gastric Affections of the Stom oh. W hitens
Teeih to perfection. Chemically prepared
from young shoots of the willow,
to be periectly pure Frige o iy
box s=ut by mail
IMTMANS PHARMACY,
Barclay Street, New York
cents per
Broadway and
Ssh fetta a
SCOTT'S
EMULSION
Of Pure Cod
Liver Oil and
HYPOPHOSPHITES
of Lime and
8oda
Liven Of
Eire ol Comemmption. 1 1
Potion 16
ences, Chronic and
Ask for Boott's Emulsion and take no other.
AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY,
to :
EEA EE STRATE
Cheap
imitations
should be §
They never
cure
and are
often
Jangerous,
Eo ———
¢
using 8. 8. 8. until
Vv
BOOKS ON BLOOD AND
There is
only one
S. 8. 8.
Take no
other.
I continued
I waited
Before
she was entirely cured.
VAUGHN, Sandy Bottom, Va
SKIN DISEASES FREE
y ¢ § Rh
i a . THE ORIGINAL AND GENUINE
} Ladies, ss Oe ¢ Chichester s Bw
] Take no
All pals stoned pe, PANE wre
de. in mam $
10,000 Te
Bald by all
Kame Paper,
Prugiriste.
el UL
Lives IVARORD BEAND
AL Pius
Tie only Safe, Sure, and reiobic Pil for se,
either kind, Eofuse Bubssirations and Fo tat ona,
Frwas oounlerfeita. 41 Draggise, or send
“heeliet Tor Ladion,™ in lou br returs BE
CHICHESTER CrEMICa, To o, Modicon Mgusrey
FHILADEILFBIA, Pa
HUMOROUS.
A catch phrase—*‘Sick ‘em!”
A flagging indu-u y—stopping trains
Gay circles naturally indulge in rounds
of pleasure,
H ili —
The forger is always careful to get
| good Dane,
| ————
| Man peeds somebody to sympathize
with Lito even tu his weanness,
of a man, dont go his +e unity,
—————
A polished villain ~The chap who |
bets his Loot-black out of the price of a |
shine,
—— i
to do he proc.eds Lo knit Lis brow,
}
i ws o—
and so 1s the man «hose rent is due.
—————————————
The Intest Browning fad is to let the !
sun do it, It is healthy |
Ar ————
LOO,
Postage stamps bought of a druggist
geveraly go from piliar to post,
— - -
few his heht unde T
rik of
The farmer who bh
a bushel incurs the
new barn,
needing
a
—— —
8 well
ri
1
provided with ears,
3
0 much,
C
it's 1
i
but
$ #
¥ it's
Goes L Aathount
$ }
oy AN
A Western farmer recently
y threshed |
12001
shels of wheat and two amps |
in one day.
“I have a misgiving in this affa'z > |
as the father raid when he gave away
the bride,
-——
| Bessto— Arent the breakers lovely!
| Milbhcent—1Y e+, but I'd rather they
| were brokers.
AI —
| The most popular read ing now-a-days
| are the cereal stones from Russian
| sources,
“Avoid the very appearance of evil”
does not mean that you must cover up
your rasoallt;.
Bridal parties probably go to Niagara
| because a little extra gush would not be
| noticed there,
i
If the woman who hesitates Js lost,
she must be mm a dangerous position |
when out shopping.
s counted before they
Ww
It i= the chicken
are hatched tiat always come home
roost,
—
| “Sav, Pa, was there more than
\ Peter the Great?” i
“No, my son. Tha' wasa case where |
history doesn't re- Pete iteelf,
Olt
| “I stould think she would put on full |
; mourning for her brother, instead of
| half mourning, as she does.”
| “He was ouly her half brother,”
a —
Jimmy-—-What did yer get on yer
birthday?
Jakey— Nothin’! Never got anything
since the first one, an’ then [ only got
born."
Sald one hotel-keeper to another:
“Did you ever board a vesse!p»
“No,” said the second, “but I have
occasionally lodged a complaint,”
Wickwire— “How do they treat you
at Jou new boarding house?"
ubsley—'‘Oh, I'm ail right, I'm
one of the second piecers already,’
3 % READY DEBATER — Fond Unele~
extravagant rascal, t
TI
the more
Joaon for letiing me have the five hun
IMPURE BLOOD,
Rearly all diseases of long standing Lave
thelr origin ‘in the unnata:al and uuhes thy
coudition of the blood, or as ths condition is
Very pre 1y denom nated, impure blood. In
flaima ions of long standing, rheumatic pains,
neering and sc and 3] skin
i pimples, ané
purities in the
ws through th: vessel In
pure, fresh and powerful slream, iL carrios to
very part of theboiy and to every argan new
nd fresh vitality and arrd-s the waste Maller
from them be chief care of parents
are i$ of promoting the physiol
being of their children shoud herefore be
lo guard the tender bodies of their ehlidren
avainst »useeptit io the atiack of gerne of
all king mpure blood It
is a well ki people young as well
ay od wh ood circulates freely cal ex:
th 5 Willi lmpun iy 10 the datipers
mpure blood
Pi 3 the first opportuaity. All
Bp ation ar a € Lue © aseguenes
water § inany external
5 ihey will always
nains kb. pare
. Ferofuls
gs of the
1 3
¥
rotulas
fruplions,
caused by br
BOLREN
5
bh as
olches, nie
SEARES, 8B
ail
wd, the blood 8
c
t
b
3
e
w
whe
Bo
gesire
al at
OFas
w
cases through
fact that
FOS ¥ b
ANAKERIR
GRATEFUL-COMFORTING.
EPPSS COCOA
BREAKFAST.
“By a thorough knowiedre of the natural ines
whooh govern the opersli ns of dige ton and nuteh
tom, and by a care ul applic stion of the fine (ropa
fies of wel looted Cocos, Mr. Epos has
our breakfast labios with s dellostely favoured
CTREe WhHICh ‘QRF SYS us 3
Lis uy the jadictous use of such articles of
thal acoastitation may be gr dually vullt unth
“rong enough © resist every dinoase.
Handreds of subtle maladies are Sosting around os
ready to attack wharever there is & weak point,
We may many a fatal shaft by keeping oar
seives wall fortified with pure blood ad a propertly
nourished frame.” —*Oipll Servier Gasetts, *
Made simply with boiling water or milk, Seid
only in half nd tine yy Grooers, labelled thus:
JAMES EPPS & CO. Hommopathio Chemists,
-
LONDON, Kalan ”~
i
UNTILATED x x x CLOTHIN
'X X INTER-AIR-SPACE x x?
Adapted $0 all climates and varation: of tem
perature. Sold by Leading merchacts mp ibolps
5 refed ca aloppe ma lod free on Ny
cation 10 Harderfold Fabric Co., Trey, N.
DONALD KENNEDY
Of Roxbury, Mass, says
Kennedy’s Medical Discovery
cures Horrid Old Sores, Deep
Seated Ulcers of 40 years’
standing, Inward Tumors, and
every disease of the skin, ex-
cept Thunder Humor, and
Cancer that has taken root.
Price, $1.50. Bold by every
Druggist in the United States
and Canada.
a an hop Haan el
SICK, ie ih DYE, hs, Bat RY
dior
10 STAY CuREn,
We want 0 Sky sutn,
cr Cp et ri
B Baroid Bags, X05 . Ruin KL
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