The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, May 28, 1891, Image 7

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    FACTS FOR FAZSERS.
AGRICULTURAL NOTES AND HINTS
FOR THE HOUSEHOLD.
dow to Make Farm Work Easier and
Home Brighter,
When a man savs there is no use in
planting shubbery in the school house
yard, because the boys will destroy it,
some parents need spanking more than
their boys need it.
The powdered hellebore used for
destroying the currant worm is a less
virulent poison than Paris green. In
the mall amounts needed to efiest a
clearing of these pests there is less dan-
ger from careless handling thaa there
8 from any mineral poison.
No effective method of fighting rose
bugs has been found except hand-pick-
ing. Arsenical poisons, kerosene emul-
sions, pyrethrumn powder, and all the
usual insecticides have proved power-
less against this sturdy pest, which de-
fies everything except actual capture by
hand.
It requres good, practical judgment
and adapt it to the help that is em-
ployed to do it. Trying to do tho
much is the beseiting sin of Ameri-
can farmers. They have been led into
this through the cheapness of land, and
of iate years by the increase of labor-
saving machinery.
Land that has
grown much clove.
seed is not good for a strawberry
patch. It is good for almost any
other farm crop for which clover is
either harmless or a valuable manure.
But among strawberries clover is one
of the worst of weeds, and for this
reason it is not best to sow gypsum or
land plaster on the strawberry patch
lest it cause too great an intrusion of
clover.
A college-bred man of twenty-eight,
failing in health from office work, pur-
chased a farm of sixty acres at North-
port, Long Island. The second year
he tried a few acres in vegetables and
small fruits, which he found sale for
in the village of Northport at most sat-
isfactory prices. I was on his farm in
the summer of 1883, and I must say
that for a man who had got his knowl-
edge almost wholly from books, his
venture looked as if it would be a coms
plete success.
Mr. Peter Henderson tells of an as-
paragus grower near Atlanta whose
crop gave for three successive years a
net profit of $1,500 per acre; and as
instancing departures from old meth-
ods, cites the case of a farmer residing
near Rochester, “who half a dozen
years ago, timidly made the attempt of
growing a half acre of his fifty-acre
farm in vegetables for a village mar-
ket. His venture was so satisfactory
that he gradually increased his area,
80 that he now uses thirty of his fifty
acres mostly for the Rochester market,
The net profit from the cabbage garden
last year was $6,500, or a little over
$200 per acre, and it was not a very
good year for cabbages at that.”
A few months ago a big ensilage
convention was held at Cleveland,
Ohio, to talk over the best way to
make and preserve the fodder and
compare notes on silo building. The
wooden silo in some of its forms, was
voted the favorite.
tents in the best state of preservation
and if properly built and painted,
What is lacking is truth
ahd confidence.
If there were absolute truth
on the one hand and absolute
confidence on the other, it
wouldnt be mecessary for the
makers of Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy to back up a plain
statement of fact by a $500
guarantee.
They say—“If we can't
cure you (make it personal,
please,) of catarrh in the head,
In any form or stage, we'll pay
you $500 for your trouble in
making the trial.”
“An advertising fake,” you
say.
Funny, isn’t it, how some
people prefer sickness to
health when the remedy is
positive and the guarantee
absolute.
Wise men don’t put money
And “faking” doesn’t pay.
Magical little granules —
-scarcely
larger than mustard seeds,
yet powerful to cure—active
et mild in operation. The
Lot Liver Pill ever invented.
Cure sick headache, dizziness,
constipation. One a dose.
et in eco
A PLAIN FACT.— Wife—*'What a
terrible thing it is to be buried alive.”
Hushand--*Yes, and it isn’t such a
delirfously pleasaut thing to be buried
dead, either,”
went a—
The popularity which Hood's Sarsapariila
has gained as a spring medicine Is wonderful.
It possesses just those elements of hea'th.
giving, blood-pm fying and appetite-restoring
which everybody seems to need at this season,
Be sure to get Hood's Sarsapariila
San Ihego reaped a winter crop of
$150,000 from visitors.
Cannas Kidmey Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
ounsness, &c. Cure guaranteed. 831
Arch Street, Philad'a. $1 a bottle, 6
for $5, or druggist, 1000 certificates of
cures, Try it.
a ————
About 200 acres of sugar beets have
been planted near Ontario, Cal.
ened ee
Rupture cure guaranteed by
Dr, J. B. Mayer, 331 Arch St, ’hil’a,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou
sands of cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular
Portland shippers say there will be no
cut 11 rates in flour to Japan and Chana,
——————
to the ase
1f you are doubtful as of Dobbins’
Electric Soap, and
enes of 1 font who u
bas been on the market, o
you. Ask your grocer for it
--_—- _-
Salt Lake has voted to issue $300 000
in bonds for school
houses.
se it, after the 24 years it
ITS: All Mita mopped free by Dr. Kline's Gress
€rve Hestorer, Maliar Grad day's asa. Mar-
YeOUs cures, Treslise amd Fi 00 trial notte (res id
} canes. Betid to Ur Kline 251 Arca 5 Pala, Pa
NO F
The Indians at the Carlisle Behool
wood preservative, it would last for
tered interior, was also largely en-
dorsed, while those who had the double-
boarded silos painted were
enough.
concrete silos, although several who
had such were present.
I
ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO,
“How do you stand the ordeal
listening to Doctor Prosy’s lecture?’
“Stand iL?
even «itit. I skppied it in about five
minutes,”
of
_ ne
“German
Syrup”
ForThroat and Lungs
Hemorrhage ‘ about five years,
Five Years. ‘medical advice,
“and I took the first
* dose in some doubt.
tf Ase.
Jaffijoted with soreeyes use Dr. Isass Thompe
AN ELECTRIC STAIR CLIMBER.
A Device for Holsting People Up Btalrs
in Private Residences.
The large number of elevators in
office buildings has made people se-
customed to their use, and the wish
rangement might be devised by which
houses. A solution of this problem is
an arrangement exhibited in Paris.
This stair climber consists of three
parts. The first of these is the guide,
rods supported on the balustrade;
second, a movable platform which is
supported by and guided by the rails,
and third, a motor. The motor is an
electric one which acts directly upon a
‘*day, when I had a slight attack
* which stopped almost immediate-
““ly. By the third day all trace of
* blood had disa and I had
“recovered much strength. The
“fourth day I sat up in bed and ate
“two months, Since that time I
*“have gradually gotten better and
** am now able to move about the
‘““house. My death was daily ex-
** pected and my recovery has been
“‘a great surprise to my friends and
**about the effect of German Syrup,
“as I hadran attfelegmst ious to
““its use. The only relief was after
“¥ the first dose.” J.R. LOUGHHRAD,
L.delaide, Australie “a
which pulls up the platform upon
the person stands. Each of
these little elevators, from story to
story, is independent of the other, so
that one person might be ascending
from ono story to another while the
The motor can
be made to turn backward or forward,
platform.
—-
Gets Lots of Fun,
A farmer at Saco, Me., says he has
found an occupation which combines
amusement with toil. He is blowing
stumps out of a fleld with dynamite,
and the fun of seeing the old roots go
flying forty feet into the air disguises
all the work.
“I don’t see why they are talking so
much about the race problem,” quoth
Mr. Barkina,
money in the North this year on races
8s any Southerner has, and I don’t
ANYTHING TO OBLIGE HIM. -Gentles
man “I'v, sorry, my friend, bat I
can do nothing for you hs morning.
Charity, as yon know, begins at home,"
Beggne—"All night, sir. Wi at's
your address und when shall I call?’
Makes the
Weak Strong
The way in which Hood's Barsaparilla bulids
np people In run down or weakened state of
health, conclusively proves the claim that this
medicine “makes the weak stroug.” It does
not act like a stimulant, imparting fictitious
strongth from which there must follow & re-
action of greater weakness thaa before, but In
the mest nutuial way Hood's sarsaparilla over:
comes that tired feeling, creates an appetite,
purifies the blood, and in short, gives great
bodily, nerve, mental and digestive strength,
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Sold by all drug: ists. 81; six for $5. Prepared
only by C. I. HOUD & CUO., Lowel), Mass,
100 Doses One Dollar,
oms0iS pone]
For Internal snd External Use,
Pain, Cramps, Inflammation in body or Bmb,
Bun rr 5 Asthma, Colds, Ostarrh, Cheb
ko maggie. 1
gr Morbuy Diarrhoea, Mhoumatism, Neurslgia, Lame
back, 861 Joints and #lraine Pull particnlars trea Price
85 ota post paid. L 8 JOHNSON & OO, Boston, Mass.
¥
>»
FOR FIFTY YEARS!
MRS. WINSLOW'S
SOOTHING SYRUP
has been used hy mothers for their children
wile Twethy for over Mfty Years. It
3 Soothes the galld, softens the guts, allays
all pain, cures wind oolio, and is the best
reftiedly for diaprbows,
wenty-five Counts a Bottle,
AOT LIKE MAGIC
ONA WEAK STOMACH.
25 Cents a Box.
OF ALL DRUCCISTS.
Goop.— Professor to one of his pupils
—** When Alexander was as old as you,
he had already conquered the world,”
“But you sald he had Aristotle for his
teacher!”
“One Bottle Made Him Sound.”
DEXTER, ARK. March 21, 1880.
One bottle of Florapiexion has cured me
sound and well, A soreness of tue head, slow
night fevers, after which 1 was visited ty cold
chilly feslings, leaving soreness in all my joints
and skiv, These were my eompiaints, 1 am
glad to say they are all gare by using one bot
tie of Floraplexion, It did all you recommend.
ed 11 to, and more. May od bless the wonder
ful discovery of this medicine. 1 recommend it
10 all my friends, and | ae trying to induce
J. D. Bush, the postmaster, to send and get a
dozen bottles, as he {s dealing in medicines of
various kinds, but none like yours by any
means,
Fioraplexion 1s the speedy and permanent
for Sick Headache, Indigestion, Dyspep-
i mplaint, Nervous De
i £ I= the only sure
cure for these o Ask your druggist
for iL, and get well,
—. ——
Bogus §1 pieces are plentiful In Wash.
ington.
a —
A man who has ood medicine for &
years, ought to know salt from sugar; read
what he says
my
pract
Torepo, 0, Jan, 1887
Cheney & ( Gentlemen r]
» general practices of medicine for
would say that in all my
practice and experience Rave nover seen aprep-
tion that | could prescribe with as much
fidence of success as | can Hall's Cata
factured hy you Have prescril
it a great many times and its effect |
ful, and w melusion that I have yet
to find a ca ; hat It would not cure,
HM they would take it according to directions.
Yours truly
LL. GORSUCH. M.D.®
Office, 215 Summit 8g,
We will give #00 for any case of Catarth that
cannot be eured with Hall's Catarth Cure.
Taken internally
F.J CHENEY & CO, Props. Toledo, 0.
8F Sold by Druggists, 5c
--— -
Messrs. F. J.
have been in the
Port Townsend is to have a telegraph
fire-alarm service,
A s—
A Saperior Not Possible,
The St. Bernard Vegetable Pill stimulates
torpid livers, kidneys, lungs and bowels. re.
moves congesth nu, purifies the blood and pro
motes heal hy digestion, nutrition, secretion.
and excretion and is thercfore able to counter
act the causes of disease and cure nearly all
the ills that flesh is heir to, which cannot be
said of any single preparat on in existence. A
free sample of the 88. gerpard Vegeiable ills
will be sent to all applicafits. Address St.
ork.
INCOSSISTENCY. —Poet—-"You said
the oiher day in your paper that poverty
is not a crime,”
E litor—**Wa'lL"
Poet —**Aud yet you dechios my ver-
ses simply because you say they are
pur.”
- -
UNDER SUSPICION .-“*Somebody has
picked my pocket,” cried the Fat
Woman,
“Whom do you suspect,’’ asked the
Midget.
“That sneaking Armless Wonder
over there has a couscious look on his
face, 1 believe It’s him.”
-_—
SYMBOLIC SATELLITES -She-* What
a fOtting woken of married love is the
wedding ring!”
He—"It is, A ring has no end; and
it also has po beginning. It Is absolute.
ly without variety; and it much easier
put on than taken off,"
HAD A HOLIDAY THEN, ANYHOW,
“Are you really sick, Sonny?’ asked
the family doctor, ove day.
“Dr. MeOartney, I'm perfectly sur-
prised at your asking such a question, I
suppose you forget that it's Siturday,”
was the reply.
ssa
WRLCOME CONTRIBUTIONS, -**] write
for the Century Magazine now.” said
*eribulus.
i Boke Suglied Penniba, admiringly.
“Yes, every six monthe, You see I
————
QURSTIONABLE CONGRATULATIONS,
“ha- “Why didn't yon congratulate
hin Just now He's going to be ma: -
He—""Well, you see I couldn't econ-
scien congratu ate lisives on
marrying any girl that would have
HUMOROUS,
Why are colts like rieh wen’s sons?
Because they won't work until they are
broke,
Never judge an insurance company by
the quality of the blotting paper It gives
away.
You can’t tell how valuable a r'-’s
affections are until you are sue. .or
blighting them.
Student—*Did Stanley discover the
African Pygmies, do yon gather?”
Professor di Gamma-—*Yes; he and
Herodotus.”
A boss of street laborers Is looking
around for that ‘“fine Italian hand” that
he has read about, and offers to make
him a foreman,
ne ——
Slangy Artist-Would-Bs—*1 see by
vour smile that you're stuck on my
joke.”
Editor—*Yes, I would beif I accept-
ed it, Good day.
Grin—**See a dog fight?”
Barit—**No; the dogs only stood off
Grin—**Ah, a bark mill as you might
say.”
Cumso—"*They say Drown has a very
poor memory for faces.’
Banks —*“And he has, Why, the oth-
er day he looked into the mirror and
asked his wife whose reflection it was
he saw.”
Don’t you ever go to see comedles?”’
nguired Miss Laura,
“No,” sald Miss
produces wrinkles,”
And Miss Irene went on reading the
““Editor’s Drawer” in Harper's,
Irene. “Laughter
Young lady (to young man who
kissed her)—That’s very singular, sir,
Young Man-Ah, well, allow me to make
it plural
“Why do you object to German
opera? It is full of vigor; it braces me
right up.”
“That’s my objection to it; it 1s Tue-
tonic,
“Anything new on foot?’’ asked
politician of another,
“Yes,' was the reply.
“What is 162”
“Our baby, He Las just learned to
walk,
one
API —
There 1s constant complaint of the
lack of morals in politics, There is
no place yet disoovered, even out of pol-
ities, where there is an oversupply,
Somehow a handsome diamond never
looks quite so desirable to a woman at
auy other time as it does when she sees
it 1n another woman's ring,
————— i —
Canvasser—Can I see the good man
of the house, madame?
Mrs, Naggers—No, you can’t. There
isn’t any good man in the house, There's
only my husband,
ni ———
Tramp-I don't hardly know what
to do with this piece 0’ steak now I've
got it.
lLandlady—For goodness sake! why
don’t you eat it.
Tramp--I1've tried that,
MITIGATED GRIEF. — Rounds—*I've
seen people laugh till they cried; but
rever knew of a fellow crying till he
laughed.”
Nepbew—*“Guess you never lost a
rich uncle.”
m——I——
FAITHFUL UNDER ADVETSITIES,
Teacher—**Johuny, why, is George
Brown absent?”
Johnny —“Wy, George Brown says
his sister's got a cold; but dat ain't
nothin’, oneo’ my sister's is got de
small pox, and tother one de measles,
but I come all the same,”
g
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In the
from the full habit of the wint
lates the sluggish blood and
heaviness and languor.,
B. 8 8. gives slasticity to the step and
8.
88 8
6. 8 8, Is asimple vegetable medicine
the spring, an this
it out and be cured.
cleanse the system «
BOOKS ON BLOOD ARD SKIN DISEASES FREE.
a —
Your health
is a citadel
The winter's
storms are the
coming enemy.
best to break in and destroy.
it vigorous or depleted? Ho
creases the resisting powers a
Wasting Diseases (especially
and colds out, and so enables
fort of health. Palatable
SPECIAL
fession all over the world, because its |
manner as 10 greatly increase thelr remedial
CAUTION. Scott's Emulsion is put up
vi the genuine
ud by all Druggists
~~ Strange in
ngred
mower. Bo don’t use scissors!
Then one soap served all purposes.
in the toilet, another in the tub, one
for all scouring and house-cleaning.
Cheapest.
Bostrils.
Spring.
er months, to the lighter diet
rd you of that feeling of
buoyant spirits,
is the season to Leip nature to drive
Nothing does this as well as 8. 8 8.
»f all impurities.
oro
Is this citadel garrisoned
3 Is
w long can it fight without
gainst disease; cures Con-
2m Children), keeps coughs
the constitution to hold the
as Milk.
15 are scientifically combined wm such &
value
Be sure and
ring Chemists, New York
deed thal $¢-~~
he
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ould
Modern progress has grown
Now the sensible folks use one
soap in the stables, and
A cure Is eertall Sor
fe, .
hd ih "
©r sent by mali.
AT ste ‘arcane
A Skin of Beant
DRT, FELL
Oriental Cream,
i
1,
5s
is a Joy Forever,
GOURAUD'S
or Magical Beanfifler
a Removes
Tan, rimp-
®
we taste It to De sure 1t Is
made. Accep
The distinguished Dr. LL. A. Sa
Iady of the HAUYTON (a
ladies will use them, 1 recommend
sourand’s Cream’ as the least harmful of all
the Skin preparations.” Also Poudre Subtile
Binaves superfivous halr without injury to the
skin.
FRRD. T. HOPKINS. Proprietor, reat
Jones 8 New ¥ hot, 3} @
ork.
For sale by all te and
pears throughout UV. 8. ands
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