The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, March 26, 1891, Image 3

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    The tirst Englifh settlement of the |
North American Oy tinent was Mier
at Jameitown. Va, in 16 7,
r—— AGP sh
COann’s Fdney
Jropsy, Gravel, Dinbetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerve
ounsness, &e¢. Cure guaranteed. 831
Arch Street, Philad’a. $1 a bottle, 6
for £5, or druggist. 1000 certiticates of
cures, Try it.
Cure for
——
An allan servant claims that Injest-
ing acurrent of electricity though wilk
delays its souring for reveral days,
—————————
‘Penny wise and pound foolish” are those
who think it econody to use che ap soda and
rosic soaps, Instead of the good old Dobbins’
Eleetrie Soap ; for sale by all grocers since 18064.
Try it once, Be sure, buy genuine
m———— ih we mon
Rabbits are so > thi ck In the vie'nity of
Richmond, Kan., that the boys kill
them with ciubs,
a
Frazer Axle Grease.
The Frazer is kept by all dealers. One
box lasts as long as two of any other, Ree
geived medals at North Carolina State Fair,
Centenutal, and Paris Exposition,
“August
Flower”
How does he feel 2—He feels
cranky, and is constantly experi-
menting, dieting himself, adopting
strange notions, and changing the
cooking, the dishes, the hours, and
manner of his eating—August
Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel ?7—He feels at
times a gnawing, voracious, insati-
able appetite, w holly unaccountable,
unnatural and unhealthy. —August
Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel ?—He feels no
desire to go to the table and a
ty about what is set before him when
he is ther re—August Flower the
Remedy.
How does he feel ? ?—He feels
tite an utter abhorrence, loathing,
and detestation of food: as if a
mouthful would kill him—August
Flower the Remedy.
——————
How does he feel 7—He has ir-
FC Price» : 2a
INTERNAY ES 3% EXTERNAY
Instantly Stop Pain
Rug pT FLLOIE SUNS ACL ove
any Aric, NEURALGICNE (cc,
£\RIOUS COME;
A representation of the engraving on our
WTADDAMR. ~RADWAY & CO. NEW YORK.
THINK OF IT! |
As a Flesh Prod
0 question Bat tacts there can be |
SCOTT'S
EMULSION
01 Pare Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites
ie Lime and
£ t a
r a pound a Cy Hy hive
© CONSUMPTION,
SCROFULA, BRONCHITIS, COUGHS AND
COLDS, AND ALL FORMS OF or ASTine pis
EASES, 458 a4 TABLE AS
Be sure get the genuine as SL
poor ations,
E STUD n . Hobussping, Bust Busines Forms,
OME shin Ary Shorthand, sie,
3 MATL, Cirouiars free,
Brraats Aang gs Malu 8, Buffalo, N, ¥
TACOMALS "fits ce toon 1003
ANTE ~Secretaries and Or.
ISYRETEREAT (0. rt
fate, 12, Anes
Lat I]
$100.00 in six motithy a}
an estimated cost of $4.00, Reputable
fish and women can secure liberal compensa
Hon, Addres, M. MeINTYRE, Supreme Mang.
gor, No. 1028 Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
|
i
“Is that Hood's
prominent drugg
excellent medici
believe there is
strong,
Sarsaparilla gives
ist recently, after
We
equal
firmly
ne,
nothing to
It is the best
Of the twenty-six British nobles who
signed magna charta all but three had
to ‘make their mark,” belug unable to
write,
Any medicine or compound able to stimulate
torpid | iver, Kidneys, ;
and thereby remove congestion
hiekened blood wud resto e ds pressed vi 2 iy,
fiths of ail the t is fAeshis heir to
The ancient doctors Knew this as well as we |
and ransacked the get Kingdom for
med cines until st. Ber i feme bie iis
became the model and tri umph as the
0 dm mi 8 calied he Bn, "Nature's blessed
tan A sample of the St, Rent
Yexetable Pills will be sent free 10. al }
18. Address dt. Beruagd Box, 2416, gi
York.
1
i
Nothing Mysterious About Tt,
stomach bowels aud skin
Pp y th
i
i
re re four
i
rm AAs i
The Sut'ej, a largeriver in British In- |
dia, with a descent of 12 000 feet in 180
miles, 1s the fastest towing river.n the
world.
ns I a ————
A Slight cold, if ngglected, often attacks the
the lungs. Browy's BRONCHIAL TROCHES give |
sure and homed Suid only tn bose
Price 25 cents.
Liate reliet.
a————
A GOOF MEMORY, -—f] never forget a |
| Joke tua I ouce Lear,” remarked Dron-
er.
“No” returned Wi ggins, wearily,
‘and youdon't give auy o.e else a
chance tol” ]
§
———— i
AS A COROLLARY.-Wiil-“She’s sim-
ply beautiful
i
§
Bill —*Who1s?"
Will—*My sweetheart.
Bill&=**And you might add,
fully simple.”
beatti.
- ins :
NE LATEST - Kind-hearted Servant |
“I can give you a cup of coffee; but it's
coli.
Ho
shit
tight fe ‘ch
~1 carry this little alcolio! stove
just such emergencies.»
—
NOT LIKELY—"*1'm wil'ing to bet
money the Prince of Wale will never
succeed to his mother’s title,”
“Done, 1'll
bet a hun-oh-ah-no,
I don’t beleive Albert Edwaid’ll ever
be Queen,”
of ——
A EPECIALIET, ~~ EQILOr—"* S0 you are |
# Harva rd m an, eh" i
Ap Pl cant--* ‘y es;
boxe-, "85" |
Eaitor—*“Well, I'll give youa place, |
You’ll do to lick sthmps, I guess,”
matic
AMENDED TO sUIT, — MeWatty —
“Look here; Gazzam! I unde stand you
sald I bad the natural ins incts of a
us urer. I want you to take that
back. ”
Gazzam—**All right,
unnatural instincts of a
that sult you?”
————
Tourists,
ymeless Wanderer—*Al'y
for
1 was champion
You have the
usurer, Does
Whether on pleasure bent or business,
should take on every trip a bottle of
Syrup of Figs, asit acts most pleasantly
and effectually on the kidneys, liver
and bowels, preventing fevers, headaches
and other forms of sickness, For sale
in 50c and $1.00 bottles by all leading
druggists,
An idol col lector in San Franclseo,
Cal.; who has just dled has a collection
of 50 JO little gods,
—————
A Girl Worth Having,
After reading Mr. Gray's experience In the
plating business, | sent $3 to the Lake Electr e
Ca. Laglewood, Til. for a Plater, and cleared
$21 in a week, isn t this pretty good lor a girl?
There Is tableware and jeweiry to plate at
every house; then, why should any person be
poor or out of employment with such an oppor.
tunity at hand, A BUBSCRIBEn.
A ton of tomatoes as they come from
the fleld, it is estimated; wil fill from
40) to 450 cans,
—
Causes No Nausea,
Dr. Hoxsle's Certaln Croup Cure is univer.
sally conceded to be the only sure and safe
remedy for croup sold. It speedil allays in
flamunation to throat or lungs, Boas) ok
fists, ot or dldress A. PF. Hoxsle, B y
rice 50
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case of catarrh that cannot be cured by taki ng
Hall Popa Cure, p
CHENEY & CO. « Toledo,
We, the uundersi Rad, have known 4090 J.
and belleve him
BUSINESS —8lick (to Blossom)—*1s
this Mr, Bloomer’s office?”
Blossom —**No, Ilis oflice is across
the hall”
Slick (leaving the door open as he
walks hh | hank you, sir”
Blossom‘ ley! « ‘ome back and
loss the doorl Haven't yon avy doors
in your Louse?”
S.ick—"Yes, sir; but they all have
sorings on 'em., Allow we io show
sir, wy patient, double-back acu n
Ii closes the door without
{ Ume,”
a — oo
A cls IN POINT. —She—*] believe
thita peck leas both outwardly and is
wardly lutuenced by thelr natural sur
roundings - that scenery influesces plivs
lognomy —the Hi anders, you know,
have rugged faces.”
He—*Yes, and that Chicago pir] be-
who lives on
; 1s plain-looking.”
gh
———————
& men were buried
Kal-
Two remarkab’e b:
lk, recently, Charles
ler, aged twenty, weighad 400
eighleen-year-oid son
wilds weighed a few pounds more
Tunere Was
pout
ter iy!
Hey
A AI —
Probably the «tL house
United States is a decaying
BE thal sands in
VAs bull in 1640
in the
slone dwell
i, Conn, it
aud is stil
al Umes iL did «
olde
(ruiifor
OCCUDIe .
in colon uly ocoas Ouiily
a fort
tiers when King Yui
ip was on the
. - i
Twen'y centuries before the bir
y Of Alexandria,
¢ribed wack wh motive
was steam. He also jovent
Toe pup, ued as a Ore o
C pate o th modern turd
whine be named “* Neolp
Ler Egyp, de
fps «Sy
Bie, au
1 "
e.
ii
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MINNIS NIN
EECHAM
PI LES
PAINLESS «ee venme EFFECTUAL.
FOR
BILIOUS = NERVOUS
DISORDERS,
Such as Wind and Poin in the Stomach,
Ciddiness, Fullnets, Swelling after Meals,
Dizziness, Drowsiness, Cold Chills, Flushings
of Heat, Loss of Appetite, Shortness of
Breath, Costiveness, Scurvy, Blotches on the
Skin, Disturbed Sleep, Frighttul Dreams and
Bi Nervous and Trembling Sensations, be.
HE FIRST DOSE WILL GIVE REUEF IN
TWENTY MINUTES. Every sufferer fs
earnostly invited 10 try one Box of these
Pills, and they will be acknowiedped to be
a Wonderful Bodic] ng wm
Worth a Cuinea a Box.
Beocham's Pills, taken as
directed, will quickly RESTORE
FEMALES to complete health, For
Sick Headache,
Weak Stomach,
Impaired Digestion,
Constipation,
Disorder Liver, &o.,
they ACT LIKE MAGIC sat fore doses i)
work wonders pos the Vial
Jirangthaning
energy of
hose are “Tacts™ admitted
by thousands. In all classes of i
and one of the best guarantees Ee th
Nervous and Debiiftated isthat
aud PILLS HAVE ae LARGES SALE
OF RY mEpiCne fh nN hig
AY el
ANY PROPRIE TA
THOS, BERRA
WORLD, F
rod ou
Mneashire, Enginad,
x —
Be Melons,
po. BOE & B67
) AT Bole Agents f
ri whe yr . our regain
Cheney for the las hrs,
1 1 business transactions,
perfec J2ionat able oa
and financially able to earry out any obliga
wis made by their firm,
mar & TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio,
Warprwa, Lg & Manvix, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, O
a Hall is anh © Cure fa $aken Internal aetin
1 o eos surfaces
ra Testimonials sont free, Price
per Dottie. Bold by all druggists.
ft ——
Alaska has the largest quartz mill,
Rupture cure guaranteed by
Dr, J, B. Mayer, 831 Arch St, I'hil’a,
Pa. at once, no operation or de.
lay from business, attested by thou.
sands of eures after others wil, advice
free, send for cireular,
UB A HI RSI.
Just abova Vienna, Austra, on the
Danube,’ Is the convent and school of
Melk, which just celebrated its thou«
sandth anniversary, =
fen? A EE EE
IOUS cares, Oring
Hohaen Dr, Kae aL Arch So
Lo
FOR FIFTY YEARS |
MRS, WINSLOW'S
SOOTHING hin
I others over
all EE] wind colle, Sed ey
tre Cents " Basle.
Fo Tow
ENTS % F. A. ah MANY.
AEE
PR RE
ESR | o
AGENTS:
a]
EE
HUMOROUS,
HIS HORSEMANSHIP, ~ITo—*'Is Mr,
Bruce a good nder?”
Bhe--*'Yes; he took first prize at onr
riding-school. Didn't you ses how grace.
fully be was thrown yeste:day?”
ALL ELSE FORGOTTEN, —**Didn’t he
once say he would never speak to you
again??,
** Yer; but he saw I bad a cold, and he
couldn’ 0 resist the temptation to tell we
of a sure cure,”
HAPPINESS. Mrs. Sweetface—*‘Is
your daughter happily married?”
Mrs, Sourface — “Indeed, she is. Bhe’s
got ahusband who's as afraid as death
of her,”
———————
ITOW TO GET RID OF A BORE, Mrs,
Greathead—* How quickly the time
passes in the company of clever pecple,
Mr, Slowboy! It seems on y ten minu es
sluce you came, and itis a good two
hours,”
Wonse AXp Mong oF IT. ~Small
Boy (who hates water )—* Mamma, peo-
ple 13 tulkin® about a wan wot went to
tuke a bath, aud was drowned in the
bath tub”
Mawma—""Mercy me! I didn't know
bath tubs were so dangerous, Dring
+ & boul of water and rome soap, and
a crash towel, and the lel brush, and
1'll w.sh you myself,”
COoPviawy
dd
Taken away
headache,
indigestion,
headache, bilious
dizziness, stipation,
and
Con
Yh
il i
aii de rang
ar nd
1t
JUS
attacks,
of tne liver, stomach
It's a large contract, 1
things in the world do
e¢ business— Dr, Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets, They're the smallest,
most effective. The y B89
in the right way.
and renovate the
y— bit ivr
it they d
i8
bowels,
n
*
ne
work
orough!
and gently.
they do-—but
m doing it.
a
unequaled,
you don’t feel
As a Liver Pill,
Suga
t
they're - coated,
3 up in vials
and hermetically
always fresh and rel
vest - poe cke t remedy,
1als, an d or
tative or ce for a cathartio,
iabl la,
ey're the cheapest pill you can
) yo cause they're guarar od to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get.
That's the peculiar plan all Dr.
Pierce's medicines are sold on,
throngh druggists,
S FrenMome?
Should ave It im The House,
Dropped on Sugar, Children Love
to take Joes Awnpren Lismuwy for Croon, Colds,
Bore Throet, Tonsilitie Olle, A. and Palisa Be
Loves Bunuser Complain, Cota, Brolsss like smagio
THINK OF IT,
In woe over 40 YEARS in one family,
Dr. 1 & Jowesonx & Oo. 18 fe sity years since | first
learned of your JoRses's ASOpY EE LIvINEwY, [or sory
Elan forty pears | bave used 0 in my family regard
£2 ae ome of the beat and males! family remmed {ion td an
be found, weed Internal of external in all cases OH
isGalid, Descon Ind Baptist Chureh, Bangor, Ne
Every Sufferer [in mm ve
arin, EKeuraigin, Nem
woe Meadache, Dipdtherts, Ocughe, Ostarrh, Bronekitie,
Ast ova, Cholers Morte, [Rarvhom, Lamenees, Soretoes
ia Body or Limbs, BURT Joints or Bleaine will find in
hls © a Ancdrne relief and ¥ ours, Pamphlet
nt Sold everywhers Price 8 cia. by mall 61 rey
Eaprom paid, 8. & A JORRSON - OU, Monson, 28 Ali,
DR. SCHENCK'S
SEAWEED
TONIC
DYSPEPSIA
Is Positive Ours for
And all Disorders of the Digest.
It be likewise &
ing Medicine, snd may be
taken with great benefit {a all
eases of Debidlity, For ent A
Price, $1.00 per bottle. Dr. Schenck
New on La Liver and Stomach mailed free,
Raodeons, Or. J. H, CK & SON, Philadelphia.
ELY'S CREAM BALM
Applied Into Nostrils 1s
A Absorbed, Cleanses
H Heals the Sores
is a question of vital importance,
but it is eq
use some harmlesss remedy;
important that you
by taking mercury and potash mi
xtures,
trivial disease. S.
no mercury’
Treatise on Blood and Ski
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC,
Best Cough Medicine. Recomm
Cures where all else fails,
taste. Children take it without obj
no diseases free,
CO., Atlanta. Ga.
ended by Physicians,
ection. By druggists,
ourn
ea
ly things every day.
ors |
So don't use sciss
But do you use SAPO]
N
(ben one soap served all purposes.
another in the tub, one sou
exthouse-cleaning
Yet peo
lern pr gress Las grown uj
scythe and thence to the lam
oo
on't yon are as much behind thy
Once there were no soaps
w ti 18 sensible folks use one son
p in the stables, and SAPOLI
{a.
or all BCOUriL
———————
CHICHESTER'S Enou
Pei
Radian we sgrtm Sor
Bogor see ind with Lobe hes
AL pilin bn pasion §
de tn smmpe for partios
10.900 Teimorinie. Kome Paper
Beid by all Local Dreggiete
AND GENY
0 3
are, bow
po Cross ANOND BRAND
* PALLS
be on r Fafa, Bure, and reais wba 11
; wl Brand 0 Bed wes
Eetuee Submritutions wd Temalar tions
Tare Gungereas eountorfelte. A411 nEriste, or seul
‘Belief for Ladies. ™ in totter, be reture BM
CHICHESTER CHEMICHL Co
oof Paterson N_.J.. h
y years old winch
pet, ast week Mr, Grub
e bird at
only until
al
al,
Henry Grube
Ia parrot fity-tw
{made a great
dial, and t
| droop, living
master’s Mune
f
Oi
Ce eran
theday of h
ver body knows 1
i Blood is li mith
i fi i
of
ery tra
wih
6 of serofula
eases may be erpelied
Be sure t
by ¢
y got Hood
——_— ——
FINANCIER, Hun
GO You clu
{ Barsaparilia 8
AX UNCRUSHED
gry Jos—"How much
roast beef?”
Walter— "Twenty-five cents,
H.J.~"How much for bread?"
Waiter *Nothing.”
H, J.— "And how much for the
gravy?"
Wai iter —
gravy.
H. J. "Well yoa can bri
! bread and gravy.
101
“Oh, we give you the
g me plate
nies
He Was A Burror.—Miss Eunice —
“I like camels.”
Mr, Bawnso “Yes”
Eunice—*Yes, they're sort of comfort-
able, you know. Can I ride on your
back?"
Mr, Bawnso—*Well—er—-really, now!
i — er" —
Eunice “I heard papa say last night
that you'd got to hump yvour-elf, and 1
thought 1'd speak for first ride.”
RESIGNED TO HIS PALTRY STIPEND.
~*'1t occurs to me, Miss Twililngs"
#aid the Joung man, *“that in the rela-
tious which will some day exist between
us tre thought of-—aheml-—money
might assume undue proportions, I
should hate to think that any discussion
a8 to my salary would give rise to any
painful scenes,’
“*Believe me, Henry," aaid the young
girl, as she placed ber hand gently on
arm, “that never, under any circum-
stances would I allow such a little
thing as that to come between us”
i Jelloves Cold In
ahd Headache, 600. at
DEE Bios, 56 Warren 8t.
» .
Head
$55.95 BUEGIES
Warts cay vo cxproe the
EERE LAD
STAND AT THE HEAD
Without a known compatitor,
Beware of Imitators
ERE
YOUARESAFE
A
V
PRICARLLP HT ae
46°F
oe : m
FORM A ONE-DOLLAMT RIL1. sont us
by mall
we wi v.r, free & srges, 10 suy persons 8
the tater, all of the fodowing alidies, Cw
wily pecke
Mar unos bottle of Pure Vase! « « ofa
twa oe Lie % me ne fom i | Be
ar of Yas lige 4 Crests « =» » §*
ke of Vanell sts horios, - « +» + HW
me Coke © u , «+ 0"
me {aie of Vaseline hos ex sinitely soented, 2 *
One two-cunos butte of Waite ¥ aselive, + ~ 8%
ne
gL
tw
som %
®
rounded tn anced row
were from
% eoaure pou will oem
dbok haw Hitie or mo vad
L234 Minis Sis K, Xs
FRAZER cREks
GREASE
BEST IN THE WORLD,
Its wearing qualities are unsurpassed, aot
ally o itlasting two box { ier brand
Net effected by hat SH GEL "Tuk GENg
LALLY,
preparation
Chosebrongh Mie. Ce.
ALEBY DEALERS GENER
7s oe
\ STOPPED FREE.
Inenne Persons Res ty
De ELINE'S GRRA
NERVE RESTOR
for ol Drue # Speve Dionases
owe for Berwe Afocrioms, Foss,
(Omiy sure
Fairy, oie,
IxPat ants if Shon se dread As Fie Gfler
fiowi days wwe. Trostios and $2 trian! Dottie free 9
Fi petienis, (hey paymg on rene charges on box when
recsived. Send ames, FP. O and = hd Mddrem ol
afiomd 0 DE KLINE. 831 Aved 88. Me de, Pa.
Bes Druggieis. BEWARE OF IMITATIN & ha TUDE
: "FORS
Tur eniverss! favor 88
eorded TOLIRORART 8 FOGEE
Boord Cabbage Bums loads
me fo offer a I. K Geowy
Onlon, the fora Yellow Civke
tn emnaionre, 10 introedooe Rand
ehyow Tie onps bilities | will pay
fre for the best Yield chtaine
§ 0d fram {ounce Jf seed vidal
will md] for $9 ois. Oates
logue Cree,
lsaac F, Tiiaghast,
La Pio he. Pie
PROF. LOISETTE'S NEW
MEMORY BOOKS.
Crftictems on two recent Memory Bystems,
aut Aprfl ist. Full Tables of Contents oR
only fo to those who send stam 4 envelopn
trected
Prospectas Foss "FYOR of the Lodsettion Af
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BAGGY KEES Mai vd A Ra . otra
oy legos, qn br professions] and business men ery.
where, If not for sale in your town send 880.
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¥
dores BI
Fresco and fully
g 6 sa the only
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ast PREOO, Bold hy Dropgien
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