Way ue
ber younger brother, who haa been
whipped) —Don’t mind, Bruzzer, don’t
mind,
Brother (between his sobs) —That’s
just what I was licked for, not mind-
ing.
INDERITED. —Tompking—**When 1
galled at >mvthes’ to-day I noticed thay
Mrs. Smythe has a black eye,”
Mrs. Tompkins—**Y ou dou’t suppose
aer husband beats her, do you?”
Tompkius—"0Oh, I guess not; her
mother’s eyes were of the same color.”
imme anii—
THE GOAL REACHED.—*'At last my
genius 18 recognized!" exclaimed the
@rtissy exult ngly, us he waved 0 letter
aloft,
“0, tell me about it’? sail his de-
lighted Little wife in rep'y,
“This le ter is from prominent soap
firm, asking me to paint a picture to be
ased as an advertisement.”
TOW IT HAPPENS, — Neighbor-"ITow
does it happen that your oldest daughter
consumption while your other
is the pleture of health? They
actly the same tem-
has
asughier
appear Ln bea of ex
parament.”
Hostess, —* My
ber wiiter fash ions from BD
other got her's from Canad
i einen
GuUuyING ner uNcLe “Uncle John,»
ald iittle Emily, “ao you know that a
baby that was fed on elephant
gained twenty pound 1n a week,
“Nonsense! Impossible!
and than asked:
it?
\r 8
Pn
ry
vinele John,
baby was
F It was the elephant’s baby,” replied
little Emily.
—_——— rn
We tak Re pleasure {nel
& of Vaseline
% the
ii and val
ha delivery Ve k
wr when we say the “Vaseline
reve ation,
——— EE ———————
An Oroville (C
nn hi
thew.
Cal.) man Keeps theives
irom —
Midney
sravel, D
Cann’s
DEY,
x ure
ghetes
for
.
Og Gorsesiioes
wat School,
azed nin
of teeth,
A Missouri man, ely-three,
Bcutting a new set
lee Wa's Or
mel
prepa
ae WYand
ae —————— -
. Sue,
Ci a
15 hott,
Frith and firth
row arm of these
t 8. fhe i
nmeey a har-
iver
“i jh uit
3 Gude Poo # 1d nt any
it of Socts.l PRA
{ estimates th
owed in Lhe
A Savar or
lars
nun
Ls
18 15
‘ ip
rsogsq
he world since the creatio:
ir Samnel it great hunter
and explorer, ¢ foolish
thing In the world to look a savage uti.
tual in the eye
r,
Bak
Liat
ys il 8 Hos
De You Ever Soveninte ?
Any person sending us tasir nams ani ad.
ons will receive Information that will lead
w a fortune, Heaj. lewis & Cu Seouriiy
Bullding, Kansas City, Mo.
Coffee 1s brewed by electricity.
——————
Ruprare cure guaranteed by
Dr, J. B. Mayer, 831 Arch 5t., Phil's,
Pa. Ease at ouce, no operation or de
lay from business, attested by thou-
sands of cures after others fail, advice
free, send for cirenlar,
a——————————
John Milton 18 sometimes called the
Homer of Britain.
———
The Throat." Hrown's Bronohial Troches”
asi directly oa the organs of the voice, They
bBave an extraordinary elect in all disorders of
the throat.
"he anclent ‘Gauls used A reaping
maclhive,
-
Frazer Axio Grosse,
One trisd will convinces you that it is the
best. Ask your dealer for the Frazer Axle
Grease, and takes no other, Every box has
our trade mark on.
Alaska has the larg eat quarts mill,
JafMisoted with soreeyos uso Dr, leans Thome
son's Eyo-wutor. Druggists sell at Za, par Dollie
Sr Howard Gra be, of Dublin, Ires
and, has completed the largest telescope
ans 1a Europs |
FITS: All Fits mopped roe ny Dr, Kiloe's rest
Serve Restorer, Nob gg er grat day's ase dare
* Sous cures, Treat ion Ra 92,00 trial bottie (ree i
a Bend 10 br. Ble vil Aron 54 Phila, Vs
EE ———
Don't be content with doing what
nother Las done, surpass it,
“German
Syrup’
G.
Wis.
Gloger, Druggist, Watertown,
This is the opinion of a man
who keeps a drug store, sells all
medicines, comes in direct contact
with the patients and their families
and knows better than anyone else
how remedies sell, and what true
merit they have. He hears of all
the failures and successes, and can
therefore judge: *‘I know of no
medicine for Cough 3, Sore Throat,
or Hoarseness that had done such ef-
fective work in my
family as Boschee's
German Syrup. Last
winter a lady called
at my store, who was
suffer ing from a very
Coughs,
Sore Throat,
Hoarseness,
severe cold. She could hardly talk,
and I told her about Ge:
and that a few doses would
lief; but she had no confi
patent medicines. I told her
tle, and if the re
actory I would
A few days :
give
111te
|
S|
|W, L. DOUGLAS
83 SHOE eewtithen, |
845 Ou Handese wed Welt,
£3: 30 “ sel yo
Lo PP Cnn.
ar Yelt
liars
y handese wed
WANTED
Eos
All ngent
not &
itnlozn
ECOINING !
As
AGENTS AP
vy mall
samy person in |
ig arthoies, care
a nrges, t
hig all of the followin
we wil free o
fully packs
One tw sre Vaseline, « + iota
seine Pomade,
noe bottles of Py
or boitie nf 3
One lar o an line Laid Crear
One ©. k» of Vesell o wi r Jom, + = » 3
One Uske of Vase t §
Cane Cae of Vase » Soar
Cue swo-ounoe both e of Wi
on
£Y
i
« 13
’ ne “ow
“
-
n @
*
pa wite v sos tad, ne
jo Vassllne, ~ ~ &B°
. #0
On for postage of ¢ prise
Amr Any saale arfisle al Ih
a Bo aod # i
“ ere Prom |
wr |
ainly receive an tmilalfion el f tows onl
Chesbrough | Hig. Le. 21 Siats “ue. . _N. Ye
wn
BAGG KNEES oun
T DrORcIIhe snd Fug
rae Fig 43 ns
far tha
v an
onl
Wrdenliy by the
ast Chemical On,
We have said
man y years,
Oy,
D. BR DYCHE
hi
81.00, Baa
Reh
PATENT S%
BEND You LN ULAR.
A. LEFMANN,
ashington, I». ©,
——
HE EST O ath Price paid for Raw Pars, Widen,
kins, Tallow, by Gen M Emmans, New i i
For comfort, con
SEATLENEY, i pra
lenis up to $1 «23, Sold by ali D roggata, 23
TACOMA Hay $3400 Saretetly Tasoted here | 00; :
w Taiusa
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Fir patevde, thay payreg snprese cherges on bey when
we wived Send names, i“ sud Epler widens of
fered to DR. KLINE. 85) Ase Tot imdbe indie, Fw,
Roe Uressiws. BEWARE ob iklTariv GV) Frat! DS.
“ "
GREEN MOUNTAIN GRAPE.
our ae early none more delicions, Vine s
heathy sirong grower and an early and profue
taarer. For a circular piving further information
address Seephien Hove's Sous, Sew Cannan, Ox,
MEU DY, HOUR rep, Busnes § GTI,
HOME FPeamanskip, Arithmetle, Shoriimnd, elo,
thoroughly tanght by MAIL, Clironiars res,
ant’s Ceol exe. 457 Main Wt, Futtalo. N, ¥
28 hemi we & Patly
% 8308 SHE WL at 4
There's a good deal of
arantee business in the store
rs of to-day. It's too
excessive, Or too reluctant.
Half the time it means noth-
ing. Words —only words.
This offer to refund the
money, or to pay a reward, is
and that you won't claim the
reward. Of course.
So, whoever is honest in
making it, and works—not on
his own reputation alone, but
through the local dealer whom
you know, must have some-
thing he has faith in back of
the guarantee. The business
wouldn't stand a year with-
out it,
at is lacking is confi-
Back of that, what is
that clear honesty
above the “average
1S
1S
medicines are
/ to accomplish what
itended to do, and
. 1
: » +}
FIVE the
guaran lee
£
it
11
Isnt
that
makers
In,
vou
on Hee
f1ele
JIU TILT
] sD IN Wavy
For Rae
steroal Use,
on in body o
rnal and |
To fa
FOR FIFTY erin
"my VINS
MRS, X LIN OW 'S
SOOTHING SYRUP
»
£: %
i
Apo
lottle,
PINS AAP
ET EE
VAS WY
ou evn ney
[OMACH. |
nts a Box.
1 £ TS.
Bu tt a
Got i ntl A 8 -
Fil, SoUHENCK'S
KB EAWEED
9 TONIC
ira Po
Dys PEPSIA
Cor ALL
BRUS
I oruUrM
acrders of the otk
a il ie likew
" .
, OF strengtiet
wd free
&cdress, Ur. J. MH. SCHENCK & SON, Philadelphia
!
fon
is
g
Bio LADY or
is FOS WEN
ver vest, 4
pits at walef and | te beg
Mend Mix Cente for
on piate ap @ presente, § ef
Baits, 63 Ei. I. HUNTLEY Beco.
bo Yai born, ins Fast Badives Sree, (hiongy, fil,
oC ———
pies of
A Skin of Deanty is a Joy Forever
PRT FELIX GOURALDS
[* Ea ani: i
Cream, or Magical Beaafiller,
Removes
i, imp.
. Freek-
jes, Moh
Pateh es,
Eash and
*Kin dis
cases. and
every bie
mish on
beauty, and
defies de.
tection. It
has stood
the test of
40 years,
noother has,
and is so
harmless
wo faste It fo be sure It 1s prope rly
made. Accept no counterfeit of similar name,
The distinguished Dr. LL. A. Saver, sald toa
lady of the BAUTTON (a patient): — “As
You ladies wili use them, 1 recommend
Gouratud's Cream’ as the least harmful of all
the *kin preparations.” Also Poudre Subtile
ftmave # superfivous hair without njury to the
= n
FRRD. T. HOPKINS. Proprietor, 37 Great
Jones Street, New York,
For sale by all Druggrds and Faney Goods
Dealers throughout the U.S. Canada and
Eurgpa,
No ©
other cosmo.
je will do it,
A
: h
Purifiesas well
fia Besuatifivs
the Skin.
CT GRATEFUL-COMFORTING.
EPPS'S COCOA
BREAKFAST.
“Ty a thorough kaowisdge of the nataral laws
whica governthe SparAiGns of digestion and nate
Hon, and by a careful application of the Ane prope
tiem of wellwelooted Cooon, Mr, boat] has provided
our breckiact (abies with a a dellonteiy Bavoured bev.
erage withoh may save ue any heary dolor’ bilils
IL is by the Judicions use of stoh articles of dist
that a sonstitation way be gradually ball ap and
strong ho resist every teudenay to diseass,
subtle Jaiadiog ors aq
is a weak poling
many a fatal a att
well foriiod with ire biost and % property
Made sim Veith Potiin fk. Sold
ply or m
a
wa in in WFR &'00 doy A Tabeliad
-
HUMOROUS.
‘*There is plenty of room at the top,
my son,”
his father's last words as he
bade him good-Lys,
jut be found ere the prize he had wear-
ily won
That the mountain ot fortune ran up
very bigh,
For the room at his top was exceed-
ingly bare,
And his crying need was a new crop
of hair!
Were
GENTLY REPROACHED,—*I will be
a sister Lo you,” she sal 1.
*Ouly that,” said he, “after 1 have
been a popper to you?"
mr a——————
MILD HINT, Col. Boozywoodel
will be succeeded in Congress by a
chomp,”
“Wily, my dear sir, he is re-elected.”
“1 know it.»
A
TrUuE ExOUGH,—New C'ock—**You
strike me as Leing pretty old
Old Clock~—**Y es, 1 Lave the mark of
time on wy face.”
THE DEBT ACKNOWLEDGED. —'*Ars
Youacquaimted with this?” usked Bunks
maker,
es "”
No,
ir Mm
iL
replied Kyting; I never met
5
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A Bi
Lhe
sLWween
OKEN ENGAGH
ol Lhe sudden ¢
MENT,
Ci use
Tom J
“Tom sold ber f ther a horse,
nn
TWO BEAUX ~**W
AUX on your string?”
“Well, you see, Charley 1s my soc
man, willie Ed is ny steady go-round.”
— -
Little
use ??
Ka ith,
HE IILL, Edithe
what's a porr-l
na -"A poor-house,
Ty place of paps 8,
HOY next w
i
‘
ek?
VE. —Dlz Bister—%]
{ S Wels
fits
Lie a4
—
At TI ORITATI
I thi 1K iL is a
brescd
£ fe we
Mawina
Le
er
€ S010.
to Say
Tt
has
afraid |
away. In Lire
Vommy 'sservices
I writer are
jit—1 am
r. Das
4 T hit
RE
i
Asi
absolutely
Beware of Olotments For Catarrh That Con.
tain Mercury,
iE MOTCUTY Ww surely destroy the sense
the Ww
#érely
tice 75¢ per bottle,
A London journal proposes the rabbit
48 a wool-produciug animal,
Here ls a Chance to Make Money,
ne for plating go 4, | silver
Ks a When peo.
iit IRE OTe Spoons,
! . 1} velry than 1 oou i plate. In a we ek
I wade &L, and in a month 80 My dau. hier
made $18 in five dave. You ean get a Plater for
from the Lake Kiectrie Co, Buglewnod, 11
will. we rust, be benefited a8 much as i
have boven
A READER,
RS I
Carlyle 1s given the credit of first have
ing caled the newspaper press ‘che
fourth estate.”
“Don't fool well," and yet you are not sick
enough to consult a doctor, ~we will tell you
Just what you need. It is Hood's Sarsaparilia,
which will lift you out of that uncertain, un-
comioitable, dangerous condi fon, into a state
of goud ke alth, confid ‘nee and cheerfu ens,
—-————
While a a farmer at Shi back, Penn.,
was attending church Lis horse froze to
death outside,
————
All who use Dobbins’ Electric Soap prafse it
As the bhes!, cheapest and mosd economical
family soap made ; bat if you will try It once it
i teil a still stronger tale of its merits Heal)
Please uy it. Your gr ocar will sup Pi iy you.
—————
India takes the palin for [ree postage,
Pus.al cards cost bal a cent each, aud
a letter goes for one cent.
a.
Wise Mothers
Use Dr. Hoxste's Certain Cloup
remedy In the world that wii
ee of croup in half an hour,
by drugeists or mailad on reeipt of
dress A. P Hoxsie, Buftale, N. York.
There are six 5 amese students ut
Westminster College, a small institution
at New Wilmington, Peon.
a ————
Money mvested in cholds ohne Gundred dol.
lar building lots in suburbs of Kansas City will
pay from five hundred to one thossand por
cent. the hext few years under our plas, $38
cash and #8 por month without interest cone
trols a desir bie lot, Part AS ai alt Applies.
« H. Baueriom & Co. Oly,
The daily surplus of birthsover deaths
in the United om is 1500,
Cure, the only
cure 8 vielen
No hi. Sold
ices, Ad:
March April May
Are the best months in which to purl'y your
bived, During the long, cold winter, 11 blood
becomes thin and unpure, the body becoines
weak and tired, the appetite may be lost, and
Just now the system craves iho aid of & re lable |
medicine like Hood's Barsaparil a
These are the months In every yess
thousands of old friends resort 'o a regul
course of Hood's Barsapariila, The fact ¢
Hoody sarsaparilia, ones fairly tried, becomes
the favorite spring medicine, speaks volumes
i i for 11s excellence and wedi inal werit,
March April May
Hood's Barsaparilla is peeulia rly adapted to |
the needs of the body du ring these months, It |
thoroughly purifies and vital the F Mood,
creates a goo i ‘ite, cures bLillousness a
ithy kidn ys
and liver and lmparts strength to the whole
body.
In these months this year thouands of new
i pations will take Hood's Sars iu ia
i Ja its benefits ju foo $ n ry 2d ad rots
restored, Will you of the pumberd
Hood's ie, and the
|
| in Vestine urns. Just try
i ik
March April May
Now is the time when you should give Hood's |
Barsapariila a fair trial, That
whiel Ii has been
78%
Appi nd |
headache, gives hie
Ha costs but litt
is profitable ret
“1 ih -
a on to 1 Arsapar
sl Yield
! “Last spring 1 was completels
Laing | bh inf
{ Strength left me a: 1
i id me and I fel
i
@, 80 that I a
fagged out, My
iserabie
end to my
"BAT APE
; like it."
sroiulon
blood tor
be Kiareughty expelled f giving
Siparitia a
Vacs ar Lg-up medicine,
‘Hood's Sarsaparilla |
six. 81: six for 5, Prepared {Sold b r ists. #1 X for 85, Pu
{ only by C.1. HOOD & CU. A 1.1
| Mass,
ud n
Year
How
a wo
fair trial { AiiY is
pared
% Lowell
sa POLE MEAS ONC, tony iy CLHOUD ECU, J Al=Car:
100 Doses One
Dollar. 100 Doses One Dollar
Mm Cleanses the
Pag i mud Lasansnation;
» mncd Nmell,
¥- ELY'S CREAM nA
% Passages, Alls
Ef thie Sores,
-
'S
EMULSIH nd
] nl you Lo fi id
Strofula,
y, ana and Wasting
the sicge It prevents wasting
Palatable as Milk.
ssf 5 0nuy
& oA 3
til
Paka
wold by the Medical Pro.
bined In such @&
HORILY oO
Be sure and
ng Chemists, New York.
mecoiored wrappers,
A 2a twa fn colt
rWhe, Manulactur:
MA ~Best. Eas ost to uss,
A cure Is ocertala, For
. _CATAR
fuediale,
™
HICHESTE RS Frozen Feb Cross DIANOND BRAND
ee * Pihus
r aL ABD GENY The only Salle, Sore, ant reliohie Pill for sada
or Chighester 3 ge I Dpomond Brand in Red sod Doid swintids
Snes aed Take po other Lind, Fos Srdatitntions Fontvation
£11 pidie Bn pawisbonrd Dosew, v park wre Gungeress oownterfelta At Drugpisn, or send
sabes, aod “Wellef Tor Ladion™ tn loner, ol turn Walk
CHICHESTER Cugmical Co, wom Bg wom
PLL. ADELPHIA ra
Write us. We will SEND our
100-PAGE CATALOGUE FREE,
giving valuable Information. We
make it easy to deal with us
WHEREVER YOU LIVE. Our prices
are MOST REASONABLE for
strictly FIRST-CLASS PIANOS. WE
SELL ON EASY PAYMENTS.
2s We take OLD PIANOS In Exchan
EVEN THOUCH YOU LIVE
f THOUSAND MILES AWAY. We guar-
antee satisfaction, or Piano to be
roturned to us AT OUR EXPENSE for
RAILWAY FREICHTS BOTH WAYS,
IVERS & POND PIANO CO. Sasicimi
SA ws ib - ww on NE ese ———
D RR O [2 S Y ~Secretaries and On
ganizers by Ah
ANTED ment Order yay
TREATED FIRE. W is
SL.00 In six mon
Pasttively thred with ¥sqstable emedion. an estimate | cost of $44.00, Reputable
Have cure Sands of eness. Lube Pat Te {men and women oan secure beral compensie
Rempiome sve Ape romp bog ech tion, Addres, M. MeINTYRE, Supreme Mant
ou tapos fenoved. Bend for free book teste | gor, No. 1008 Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
nlale miratulons cures. Tes dure’ treatment
free by mall, If you order trial, send 100. In stam amp
0 pay postage. De. BH. HB. Ones & Sows, Alissa, U
FRAZER cRexs
GREASE
BEST IN THE WORLD,
fa wearing qualities are unsurpassed
EL onan feo boxes of A Sih
ted by hat. S8GR He
ron SALEBY DEALERS GENERALLY.
gw» fg Fhe
an» a
10 000 Teme
Sald by ali
we A
boon] Drepyisia
iF YOU WANT A
rome
— universal Rr Toa
BD Sh Sar
Orion, wet Valve
ante
nd
uw
‘Sho a Jig fio