-—
FUNNY, when a man starts out on a
$usioess career the wore checks he re-
ceives the sooner he gals there,
mi ———
IT 1s one of he euriosit es of na'nral
history that a horse enjoys hi: food nosy
when he hasn’t 4 got a bt in his wouth,
-
“It seems that Iain not in it,” said
the bey to the shark.
“No,” replied the shark, picking its
teeth, ‘you're cut of sight.”
a»
ed man wili buy an infallib e hair re-
storative froma a bald-headed barber?
Canirere on—"1 am ex'remely sorry
my doz has “liten your wife, sir.” :
Affabls Old Gent—**Doa’t mention
15, I pray, sir, I like a dog to bea dog.”
mm——— A ———————
The kiss 1 stole from Euhe,
With my choicest poem ranks
Decause, to tell you uruly,
it was, ‘“*Returne! with thanks.”
S———————
sort of a pet, even if it is nothing betier
Luau himself.
—————
The Progress of Scienoe.
with anxiety to
have in store.
alone has developed
1
we look almost
the future may
Medical science
but perhaps no other discovery
medical world has ated
stir or been productive of
Beecham’s Pills. Sold by drug
generally. B. F. Allen Co.,
367 Canal 8t.,
ore
80 nu
} il
New York, Sole Agen:s
r the United States, will mail a box
Beecham's Pills on wint of
25 cents, it your gist
ot kee P, them.
re
dra 00
for
of
price,
un
~—Chicago has A won ou publi
enim -
her.
uinte ¥
* name and ad.
yo that will lead
& Co. decurity
Pe You Ever =
Any person sandic
dress will receive i {
15 a fortune. Ran]. ay
Building, Kansas Clty
The English delice in feathers.
mnie afe—
No Safer Remedy
Colds, or any trouble of
“Browns Bronchial 1
Sold only in dozes
the Thro,
roches.'” Price I
I I ———————
Long plum~s wie more frequently seen
than flowers,
-— bu
Frazer Axie Grense,
The Frazer Axle
Axle Greases of
your horses a
will last two we
world,
wagons.
%
One greasing
belng made to Introdu
gloves
Anattempt
perfumed g
8
-
s hh . heen y 16 { A
nave peen women (mare
Ever since 1834 1}
ea :
as good
2°) WHE ¢
i ———
Fr rederick Vanderbilt has never
wl
Mrs.
Deen phot etal
Cure
eR,
ann’s iidney for
Of A s Diabet Bright's,
or I. ver Net Yom
. Cure guaranteed. 831
Philad’a. $1 a bottle
1000 cer
Dise Riad,
jo Ope bg
oe ef
: 8
of
vir
ar £3 83 coca ta
iy 1B VHCAWS
€) =
_——
5 WO more cook
opened in Boston,
00ls are
ing
ing scl to be
Mass.
laranteed five yo ght per cent,
ty property,
his ; principal
» rem
expense 1o lender iw sale by J. H. Bauerlein
& Co. Kansas City Frite for particulars
cst sme ——
Vice-President
are accomplished horsewomen,
—
Rupiure cureg
Dr, J. B. Mayer, 831 Arch St., 'hil’s,
Pa. Kase at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou.
First
interest
and inter
naranteed by
{ree, send for circular.
Blondes are e said to be disappearing
b in England and in America,
——
ITE: Al Fits mopped tree ny Dr,
erve Hestorer. No Yitsaloer first day's ase. Mag.
Ye OUs cures, ‘Treatise and $L 00 trial nollie frees 3
J cases. fend io Ur kine 951 Arch St. Praia. "a
Kline's Gragg
A
Quen Victoria is ead to entirely
lack consideration for those about her.
-
Tim} er, Mineral, Farm Lan is and Ranches
in M irl, Kansas, Texas and Arkansas,
bought and solid. Tvier & Co., Kansas City, Mo.
———
Syrup”
For Coughs & Colds.
John F. Jones, Edom, Tex. writes
1 have used German Sy rup for the
past six years,
Cough, Colds,
and 1 ungs, and let me say to any-
one wanting such a medicine—
German Syrup is the best.
B.W. Baldwin, Carnesville, Tenn.,
writes: I have used your German
Syrup in my family, and find it the
best medicine I ever tried for coughs
and colds. I recommend it to every-
one for these troubles.
R. Schmalhausen, Druggist, of
Charleston, Ill. writes: After trying
scores of prescriptions and prepara-
tions I had on my files and shelves,
without relief for a very severe cold,
which had settled on my lungs, I
tried your German Syrup, It gave
me immediate rdief and a permia-
sent cure, ®
€. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Totally Helpless
From Scia'ic
“May, 188% | was taken
tis fo my logs and arias,
my bed entire helpless, in August I was jax
able to move around, | was reduced toa mee
skeleton, my appetite was entirely goue and ny
i friends thoueht 1 could not live, 1 took almost
| everything I could hear of, but with no good
results, during that winter, One day, reading
about taking Hood's Sarsapariila in Muaeh,
April and May, I concluded to try it, Ope bott'e
gave me so much reliel that I took four bottles
and sinee
Rheumatism.
with selatie rhieuma
sind was confined to
then I have not been troubled wity
rheumatism, and my geueral health has never
bean better.
{ gained In flesh. I attribute my whole unprove
| ment to taking Hood's Sarsaparilia.'’ Wu. F,
Tayror, Emporium, Cameron Co... Peun.
N. B. If you make up your mind to try tiood's
Hood's £arsaparilia
Bold by all druggists. $1: «x for $5. Prepared
orly . U.L HOOD SX CO, Lowell, Mass,
100 Doses One Dollar
A Skin of " eauty inn. Joy 3 orever.
DLT, FELIX GOL RAUL'S
| Orien fg al
Creal, or Magical Beautifler,
Removes
Tan,
ies, Fieck -
les, Mo.h-
Patches
Rash an
Hin
Canes
every
mish
bea uty, and
def an
te
No
Cosme
Hilfe
oA
'
the skin.
tic will do
other
Tas
5 4
#e
Purillewas well
‘
tion. It
has st ood
the test of
40 years;
noother has
and is
harm
prope: ly
lar name,
Aid LO’
itien -— AS
. 1 r-commend
st harmiul of ali
i re Subtile
) it | ) ity to the
$0
we * taste it to be
made. ie )
‘ Als
¢ifluous halr with
T. HOPKINK, Proprietor, 37 Great
I, New York
Druggl ts and
U.S.
Fancy Goods
Canada and
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83 SHOE oentitinen,
sje enuine ' iand.sewed
54 00 ian desewed Welt ; lf 5 » Un
$3. ye and ir
50 “Goody er Welt 8 te
*3i 30 Jol
howe a1 a pop
standard
lar. pe
em man's Shoe I= esp
Lars
rb hand-sewed 8
53 00
sims
Hisaece
90 bo Nhor for 1 ad: oa, A $1. 23 for
wf & «ha
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wal agent
BTR
stamped wit
a rot
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anc
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JOYIN W. MORRIS,
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Ni 0 asst 4 beaotifal BIT & 6
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SEND FOR CIRCULAS
TACOM $100 or $1006 Carefully Tooseted hore
: bring ASST ALLY from TWENTY
Toot ma. TUOOBL INTRSTRENT (0, Tacons
k-kmeoing, Basie
reli, Bi
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d Fa
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nt of Ex Gals Jo oa
This entire book fs ably written and gives
1 3 Gisiana. Mo.~0 1nge Jud rRer
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Exe under the Manggem
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| “City of Now York.” July 8th, } ngia ad,
i Fronee, Switzerland, Germany, The Khine aod
12 full Isngth portraits te (uihnl actres.
ses All differ. nt. Send sf amp for post
Fe Hay & Co, Box 1905, san Fran
| tea Cal.
| -_— -
f
Barker—*She didn’t return your bow,
| did she”
Parker—No, The next tim: I meet
her 1 will exp'ain to her the reason I
was wilh you.”
**That Sallie TTarkins is the greatest
girl for getting bargains at second.
hand.”
“Isu’l she? I understand she’s goin:
to marry a widower,”
I —
A man isbardly in the ‘ms ting mood’
when his temper is being tried,
— nr —— 5
Tur hen isn’t popular outside her
owuner’s premises, but she makes quite
a spread io her own set,
THIS WAS A WICKED TRICK. Sha
How did you to get your rival
out of the way at the supreme mo-
ment?"
He—Indused him to join a football
eleven. His mail goes to the hospital
yet,
SAA
A MODERN INSTANCE, — Tommy —
Does your ma ever go through your poc-
kets looking for elgare tes,
Tommy-Naw, she dou't smoke the
same kind as me,
II
IN AST. LOUIS RESTAURANT. Wait.
er, how long have you worked here,
“Oh, about ten days."
“My steak was ordered before your
time then. Tell one of tioss other
Woodbury, New Jersey, U. 8. A.
walters to come here,
|
Te
No “that Dr.
oe
ny
one doubts.
s Catarrl
cures Catan whether the
disease be recent or of long
standing, beca the makers
of 1it clinch their faith in
with a $500 guarantee, which
isn't a mere news spaper guar-
antee, but “on call” In a
moment,
wd
1SC
That moment is when you
prove that its makers can't
cure you.
The reason for their faith
is this:
Dr. Sage’s remedy has
proved itself the right cure
for ninety-nine out of one
| hundred cases of Catarrh in
the Head, and the World's
Dispensary Medical Associa-
afford to take the
of your being the one
The only question is—are
to make the test,
tHe *
- villine
‘rs Ww Hung to
1
g
if the make
take the risk?
If so, the r
pay your
21 the
ad Saas
If you're want
you'll get Sometie bet
a cure!
arc
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"DR. SCHENCK'S
SEAWEED
TONIC
tT
Is a Positive Cure for
DYSPEPSIA
Discrders of the Tigest.
FIER Te it fe Vkowies a
tative, or strengiban
and may BI»
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3 =
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2 cent stamp for cireular.
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LABORATORY & OFFICE,
20 & 31 TEN EYCKST., Brodkiyn, N.
-VASELINE-
we will dallver, free of all charges, to any
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fully packe i:
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One twe-oures hottie of Vaseline Pomads, +
One of Vaseline Cold Craam, «
One Crke of Vaseline Campbor les, «
One Cake of Vaseline Soap, unsoentod
One Cake of Vasaline eR For at po
One two-cunos botte of
et
oem tad, 3B *
. Pg
your d any Vaseling ov preparation
wnlose Loe wolth our mame, because
tainiy receive an tmitation whieh has Nit
STOPPED FF FREE
DER eg Ro
Haga
for oll Baan N ERY E RES Umby mm
cure for Nevow Affecrionn, Fis, finite np, 8,
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Aired day's we. Trestion and $7 tial [A — to
Fin patients, (hey paying ox prem charges on bax when
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ET
KIDDER'S PASTIL
pe ———— tn
A PECK of trouble—Henp:ck,
Ys ine
Cax’r be cur d-—The stige ham,
IneviTY is ofiea 4 sign of the pov-
Tne gilded yout) is s'm ly fashio i-
plated,
ptr ———
LosiNG caste—Aq opsiation for stra «
bismus,
————
BUNSHINE is mo!asses on the bread
of nature.
imei ———
WE bate to see girls throw kisses.
The average girl is suc, a bad shot,
TAKE love and taxes out of life, and
THE man who can’t sing and has a
baby is usually made to sing.
| ———
THE hand that rocks the cradle isthe
hand that wields the sl pper a few years
later.
ProrrLe who
gould
live
raise early
In glass houses
vegetables for the
uarsels,
THE new theory:
In a single tax?"
“Not a single tax!”
-
ro —
**Do you believe
You
its feet
have,
cannot tell
how
from the number of
long a run a poem will
Yhe Wisest Physicians,
Sinee Hypoe discovered that all manne
to ald nat
the Lilo
sof | our fat hers,
umph of med.
siled sine A sample of the
able Pills fil t sent free
apg Address rinard, Box
New York,
a ——
Plain net veils are now th 8 rage.
——————
A man who has practierd medicine for 4
years, ought to know salt {rom sugar: read
what he says:
TorLepo, O..Jan. 1
Messrs. F. J. Cheney & Co. —Gentle
been in general practice of me
, and would say that
r . have ne ever SOON & Prep.
prescri with as m
as 1 can Hall's Catarrh
by you. Have prescribed
anid 11s effect ix wonder.
las n that I have yet
that it would not eure,
wding to a rections,
28 Tuly
« GURSUC H. M.D
Or u mit “
ge of {
Alar
i
Outd garmes
r children
ts wey lel
1 gO
wit id bralding.
Wit ta are
-
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& 19d
cw NE
Kansas
cr ————————
Kate Field says that the ©
{eu “od
JiafMicted with roreeyes use Dr. Tease Thomo
I —
ONE NJ ovs
Both the method and results when
Byrup of Figsis taken; it is pleasant
484 1ufreshiug Sethe fe acts
y yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Five Sa leanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, Be
aches and fovery aud cures habitual
constipation. Brad, of Figs is the
only remedy of ind ever
duced, pleasing to the taste an
ble to th
sd iy beh ch, prompt in ita
effects, prepared from the most
Maltby and ghd substances,
many excellent qualities com-
mend it to all and have made it
0 most pop ular hk koova
gs Is for sale
-l Tr A | loading drags
gists, ny reliable w
may not Foe) it on er pro-
ous # J it promptly Ria any one Te
ea not accept
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o the
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makes
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what you
eat
and cures
¢ Gained 44 Pounds,
Mr, Timer J PE McCalley, of
Monet, Mo, says he had
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which made him a wreeck,
¢ sick and suffering during
Alter try-
{ ing sll the remedies, includ
§ ing all the doctors in reach,
he discarded everything and
{ took Bwift's Bpecific, He
you of § increased from 114 to 158
. {pounds and was socom ®
dyspepsia, ¢ senrd and healthy man.
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If it is not good
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Hunger is a sauce
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: the whole time.
is fo-
—
Your health
F lege
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best to break in and de SeroY: Is this citadel garrison d
and pr ovisioned? The garrison 1S your cons stitu : Is
it vigorous or depleted ? H. W 7 Ton can it fight withou
help : ? Have you made provision for or garrison by fur
nishing a supply of SCOTT’S EMULSION of
pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of
Lime and S It restores the flagging energies, in-
creases the resisting powers against dis case; cures Cone
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Wasting Diseases (especially in ( hildren), keeps coughs
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fort of health
Palatable as Milk.
bed by the Medica!
is a
The
Storms
~
a2 1} :
that this encmy Will sit
tside this citadel, and do its
You know
ion
Tw
ia?
LId<
Pros
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“When slovens ger ridy they polish the
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Two servants in two neighboring houses dwelt,
But differently their daily labor felt;
Jaded and weary of her life was one,
lways at work, and yet ‘twas never done.
The other walked out nightly with her beau,
But then she cleaned honca with SAPOTI IN.
sE LY'S
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the Rares,
CREAM BALM Cleanses the Nasal
Haye Fain and Inflarnmation, Feals
Taste and Smell, and Cures
clic at once Tor Cold
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EPPS’S_C0COA
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whion govern the apurations of digestion and nurs
Hon, and by a carelui applioation of the fine
tion oof wollsslocted Coon, Mr, has
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erage which may save us many ry doctors’ bill,
itis by the judicious use of such a Tteles
that a constitution may be gradoally built w
rong enow uh to resist every a EY ©
EA) Ba atnok he undies are
to at "w! " pong,
escape many a fatal shaft by keeping our
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pourished frame.” «" Yod Services Gasette,
Made simply with boiling water or milk, Sold
wa PPR a ting by Grocers, Iaballed thas
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