The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, February 12, 1891, Image 3

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    I A ED IT
of the Penn Mutual Life Ins, Co,, of
Philadelphia, appears in this issue of
our paper. Fhe exbibit hows that the
business of 1890 was the best in the his-
tory of this old, enterprising and solid
company. In these days of svecula ive
insurance it is a real pleasure to see this
great Insurance Company increasing its
assets and the business year by year,
while stewdily adherl: g tothe true prin
ciples of mutual in urance,
——————
The phylloxern 1s making serious in-
roads in ma.y of the vineyardsof Napa
County, Cal,
————
Lee Wa's Chinese Headache Cure. Barmiess
In effect, quick and positive in action
Ere aid on receipt of $1 per ttle. Adejer
ax
———
¥yandotte St, Kansas City, Ma
Philadelphia erected 12,000 new patld-
ings durieg the past year at a cost of
$206,000.00 1,
Set
& Uo
- “
as possible so they will love their work
and take an interest in it.
It is pro
ping post mm Ei
run amuck.
1
gang
for persons
prure cure guaranteed by
B. Mayer, 331 Arch St., P’hil'a,
Ease at once, no operation or de
lay wR, by thou
Bands of cures after others fail, advice
free, send for cireular,
Eu
Dr. J.
Py
attested
rom busin
sr A
The number of packages ahd letters
was 1,500.0 0
Ok a? Boo £ vid Map sent anywhere
L receipt of ets. Tyler ‘0. Kansas City, Mo,
Buff «lo Bill lias been sent on a
Bion to Lhe Indians by the Governor
Nebrask
nis
of
sll) Af—————
Quall, grouse and wid turkey are
&bun ant in parts of Virgina.
et fps
Do you wish to know how to have no
an not half the usual work on wash day? Ask
yous for a bar of Dold Electric
foap,. and the di: ions w li tell you how. Be
0 get no imitation. There are lots of them
steam,
oeer 8's
Sui tat
Stories from China.
The
many ways,
Chinese are queer people in
The North China
says that an English gentleman was
News
recently riding on horseback near
Pekin, when he saw an excited crowd,
Drawing near, he discovered a circle
of people quietly watching a man des-
perately attempting to commit suicide
by dashing his head against a wall.
restrained the
He dismounted, man,
harrangued the bystanders, and learned
that this was a coolie, who claimed that
his payment for a certain porter’s job
was short by ten cash—less than a
penuny—and, as the employer refused
to pay more, he was proceeding to take
revenge by Killing himself on the spot,
knowing that by so doing he would
get the other into considerable trouble.
A Chinese newspaper is responsil
for this story -
ile
indeed, has noth-
it.
which,
ing incredible about
to Mrs.
13
=i
One day
OW belonging Feng ha
fo kno« k down and
front door
Al ones
which were
altercation
Mrs. Wang's tl
Mrs,
ireatening
upon hearing
own life Feng.
this dreadful threat,
to take time by
8 march upon hes
life,
upon her.
resolved it Onhwe
the forelock and steal
enemy by taking her
own and thas turn the tables
is
She accordingly threw her.
self in the canal.
cn
Eiffel Tower Breezes.
An
perpetual freshness and strength of the
interesting illustration of the
wind at the top of the Eiffel tower has
been presented during the last week by
the gradual destruction of the great
fiag of the French republic, which has
been waving over the gay city during
the past six weeks. A few days ago
the red band disappeared altogether,
leaving the blue and white of anothey
nationality to keep guard over the
tower, and this week another band has
disappeared, and the tower is now sur-
mounted by a red flag, to which are
attached two steramers, the sole rem-
nants of its former upper and lower
sdges.
Ii mii
Morality in the Land of Willlam Penn,
I don’t want to break the law,” he
said. as he stood in the presence of
Capt Starkweather at
quarters the other day.
police head-
captain, “What is your case?”
“My wile has skipped.”
“Indeed.”
gases 7"
“Let her skip.”
and shoot somebody 7"
“No,”
“Thanks. She has skipped. [Let
her skip. If she returns I overlook
and forgive. If shie does not I marry
the hired girl. Perfectly satisfactory,
#ir, all around, and I thank you for
your Kindness.” — Philadelphia Times.
Sia te ine
Amusement to children is like rain to
6 wews
Disensos Many, Oanuses Faw,
All functional diseases are attended with
congestion and torpor of one or more of the
great organs of digestion, nutrition and exere.
tion and the only known combination of safe
ind effeetive medicine able to restore healthy
action to the liver, kidneys, bowels, lungs and
Kin is the old time honored pill of our fathers
St. Bernard Vegetable Pil, approved by all
schools of medicines. A al of the St,
Bernard Vegetable Pills will be sent free to all
applicants. Address St, Bernard Box, 2416, New
ork,
—————————
The order recently issued regarding
the apprehension of army deserters rais-
¢8 the reward from $10 to $60.
- st
BTATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO i
LucastCooxry, 5
CHoNgY makes oath that he
the firm of F. J. CHES
sin in the City of [ole
iI State afores ad, aad
{i iy the sum of ON HI
ARS for each and every case of (
a3.
Fuaxg J
HHOr partners
Going bus. n
hat
fi Ww
Mild
iH CURE, FRANK J
to before me and
Ce, this 6th day of Deo mi
A. W.GLI
:
rh Cure is taken
i th b
¥Yatem, Send for testi
F.J.CHENEY & CU. 1
S39 50ld by Druggists, Tix
- -—
The buildings erected in Chicago. 111.
1800 covera
Money invested ir
lar buildix lots it
3 desi i
31 1 & Co.
——— on m———
ney Cure for
Diabetes, Bright's
Hid
Crravel,
Cann’s
Dropsy,
* § -
Ousness, &c. 1 i 3
Arch Street,
for 85, or druggist,
Cure guaran
Phllad’a. $1 a bottle, 6
1000 certificates of
- INR
The weather in North Dak ta Is so
mild that farmers have been plowing in
the fields all winter,
Sudden Changes of Weather cause Throat
Diseases. There is no more effectual rems dy for
Cou « than Rrows's BRoOxOuHIAL
I RO« Price 5 cts.
his, Colds, ot
HES. Sold only in boxes
i i t
- - -
!
i
Prevention
Is better than cure, and people who are subject
to rheumatism, can prevent attacks by keeping
the blood pure and free from the acid whieh
causes the disease. Tis suggests the use of
Hood's Sarsaparilla, unquestionably the best
blood purifier, and which has been used with
Ereat success for this very purpose by many
peop
Hood's Barsaparilla has also cured innumer-
able cuses of rheumatism of the rest sort,
iy Its powerful effect in g acidity of
he blood, and in enabling Yu and liver
rent SE
ine
wile of the system
arsaparilla
$l.%ix for sg Prepared
HOOD & CO. Lowell, Mass
Doses One Dollar,
perty remove th
8
yC.1
100
stay
She
‘ERipA
CONDITION POWDER
ts and
ee Chinn bs — per her Proves
. i ig anil
mires ali d
a 1,
foams §8 Fr
mah Fare
wders of
ASTHMA,
Fopham's Asthma
Speciflo
PENN MUTUAL LIFE
£8 Ian ea
Yer
or ¥Yren
5 £75 4.46 89 1
$18 8g
£507
DISBURSEMENTS.
ali B.S
and beans are about JUU per cent. hign-
er than a year ago,
-
Frazer Axiv Grease,
The Frazer Axle Grease received medals
at the Csentenni North Carolina
Fair, Paris American
tute, New Y ers,
y $11 lawti-
rk, and ot}
se ————— —
the steppes in CUrenburg, Russia,
ronen to death
Timber, Mineral
In Missourl, Kuns
bs
Ign
During the year jus’ closed the
nectady, NN. Y Locomotive Works has
tur ed ont 237 ocomotives« which isan
average of considerable mors than
for each working dav.
“August
Flower”
ie Hon V. Fennimore i
4 ¥Y 7
ant
it and
or
iS
"eral years in my family
‘own use, and found
nore good than any other rem dy.
1
‘I have been troubled with what I
!
in the back part of my head first,
and then soon a general headache
‘until I become sick and vomit.
“At times, too, I have a fullness
after eating, a pressure after eating
at the pit of the stomach, and
sourness, when food seemed to rise
‘up in. my throat and mouth. When
I feel this coming on if I take a
little August Flower it relieves
‘me, and is the best remedy I have
“ever taken for it. For this reason
“I take it and recommend it to
* others as a great remedy for Dys-
‘“ pepsia, &ec." @
G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury, New Jersey, U. 8. A.
> —— Lh
DOES CURE
CONSUMPTION
In its First Stagos.
Lo sure you got (he genuine,
haldors 2.071.450 50
Added 10 BHeseorve,
SLOT. T158 00
Ex.
Gross Assets January 1, 1801. 816.57 4.841
LIABILITIES
BiI6.5%4.861 00
A ——
at 4 4 per evant,
Pennsylvania standard
{Estimated
Basiness of the Year
7.530 policies, for eas
Insurance Outstanding. Dee,
31, 1880, 35.345 policies for SHO. 27.701 00
Evwarp M. NgepiLes, Preside tt
HoORATIOS, STEPH 88, Vice President.
HESRY C. BROWN, Soe arty and Treasurer
Jesse J. Banker, Actuary
ot
ba -
BEECHAM
BERILLAMS
PAINLESS. eeenees EFFECTUAL.
PILLS. |
Worth a Cuinea a Box.
ANIA APA
FOR ALL
BILIOUS: NERVOUS
DISORDERS,
Sub u Sick Headache,
Weak Stomach,
Impaired Di eslion,
ons on,
Disoro sod Jon &e.
Arousing with the Rosebud of
» of the ue rays
Wii; er bi, RESTORE
Ww
FEMALES to somplute health.
rd Hprebaging
rt wy ‘
FE ta
MH
HUMOROUS,
A RIDICULOUS QUESTION. —(iles —
“Are those blood stains on the blades???
Merritt -**Of cour es nt, These are
old French duelling raprers.”’
——
A FOOTSTEP IN TUE Xiour. — Tle
You h(heariug a step)---**1s that you:
futher coming home?”
Fhe Ma den—*[ think not. I fancy
it must be your mother coming after
you
oi
mplge “1 under-
town,”
BAD vou THEM 0!
Stand that Glanders Lis 14
Staggers —** For good?"
“Well, bis creditors don’t regard it in i
that light. ** i
-~
DIFFERENT STYLES OF PAINTING, — |
Daub-~**I was paid for my] st painting
M dame —*“Ah, indeed! What is go- |
ing to be your next subject?”
Daub ~The» town.
IMPEDIMENT. Clerk of |
“Why don’t that fourth
man answer to Lis name?!
Foreman of Jury—"He’s
dumb?»
Clerk of « ourt
y
A BLIGnY
Court
3
deaf and
“Why don’t he say
—_———
SRIONAL AM!
min mus
NITIES Dir,
be tired of
Proy:
Dr. Curenone
insurance company finds yo
treating one of thelr they
Send an agent to concel the polley,”
-**Well, a3 soon as an
out that
cients
EQUAL TO THE OCCASION ,—Tramp
‘Can you teil
the house) -*
. ss’
187
Lady of the house—*"Ten o'clock. i
Tramp (regretfully)—**Anhl I didu't
of
"
matter, wad un, could you give we
*
ten o'clock ”
collation
sm————t—
BEGINNING EARLY.—"How old
your Loy?’
“Two years old, 1 think he'll be
raliraad magnate come day.”’
wy i yn
“*He called on a little friend of his
the other day and stole two automatic
engines, a baggage car and a yard of
tin track.”
I ———
HE WAS HONEST, — Wife (reali g
paper) —**1 always held that Co!, Hooke
I sce that a man
filled him full of buckshot last night,”
Hustand—**Where does the hocest |
part come in?" i
“Why, this article says the Colonel! re- |
turned the shot.” |
A Pleasing Sense
of
follows the use o' Syr.
upof Figs as it acts in harmony with |
nature to effeciua
C08 11¢ Or
Bibs i (ui
Oe and $1.00 bott
¥ cleanse Lhe sys em |
For in |
ies by all leading drug.
when bilious sue
gins
-——
The @ are now in Boston Mass, hos
pitals twenlyv-seven patients who have
been ‘noculated with K ch's ly mph.
i ——
e
na
-— —
During the past year there were 17
O04 marriages in New Jersey, against
720 during 1580, and 16.025 in IR8<
:
§ ®
i,
remitted
i. H. Baye
nsas ‘rite for pari
—
Father Pa quale, the noted monk. |
"Ro oaged 110 y ary
S— A ————
De You fiver Sovculate 7
Any parson sendic., es tasdr name ani al.
reosive information that will lead
to a fortune Reni lewis & Co, Security
Building, Kansas City. Mao,
WILLING T9 COMMUTE IT. —** We'll |
twenty-four hours to!
ance comm ities,
‘Do you belelve that time is money?’
“Yes, certainly.”
“Then how much cash will you give |
me to leave at once?’
triie—
A CHEMICAL PARADOX. — Professor.
“2ow, uxide is a compound for oxygen
and a base destitude of acid. Can you
mention an example?”
Student—*Shoe leather,
Professor—*You are wrong. But
why do you think shoe leather is an ox-
ide?"
Student-*'[sn’t shoe ‘eather oxihide?”
SOME PERTINENT QUESTIONS,
I wok my boy off for a sail on a Sound
steamer a short time ago, Here is
what he asked me in the course of the
day:
Do they call this a sound steamer
becaure It makes a notre?”
‘‘Is that water down there any wel-
ter than the water in the Atlantic
Ocean?”
“What makes the water wet any-
how?"
“How many men could be drowned
in wa'er as deep as that?"
“If a mamma fish couldn’ get an
worms in the water for the little fs
would she go ashore and dig for them?’
"Suppose a whale came along and sat
for three days on
couldn't open his
cate the oyster?”
“Does the dampness ever give clams
malaria?”
“Does it hurt to get drowned?”
“Is that big man with the gold but.
tons on Lis coat the papa of all t
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oe EE 4 y
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| Instantly relieves und soon eres Calin, Sond
| Throut, Broneliitis, Vieavisy, Su Neok, ™
| eongestions and inflam mations, wheeler of
ivr wain
SHEURALGIA,
Pain In
one applic
water for sll interns
Heartburn, Slee Headaches,
Valpitation of
«and Fever and Malaris
All Draggiste.
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The Safest and Best Me Licine
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{ the Langs, Bidneys,
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or Limbs, hy
§ Lion. in
| pains, fataleney
nervousness, sleeplessness,
the Hew hi
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In reading ove
2 ;
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An
Vegetable,
exer ileont
in the world
of the
LIVER, STOMACH OR
Taken according to
a great or Was Cure
determine:
joy, I found pro:
protracted se
from such
often cure sick
nD
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!
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Sold by all Draggiste.
DR. BEADWAY & CO. NEW YOLK.
Frice, 25 cts. 8 Box
cathartic, if
Ag a plensant laxs
night on retiri
ax
an active yet ain &, cathartic. h 4
Cause n griping « gieks ‘ ma 1
Liver P'ill ever made. Smallest eal
tq 1
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FOR A ONE-DOLLAR BILL sent
we will deliver, five 6 &il char Wo
the Unit 4 mates, aii of the followin,
fully packs
One twoounese bottle of Pare Vaseline,
twe-ounee hottie of Yeseline Pomads,
Jar of YVesline Onld Cream .
One ke of Yaseliloe Cam: hor los, «
est, Easiest to take,
Indigestion
have no equal.
and
Manufactured at the Chemical Labo-
of the WORLD'S DISPENSARY
Mepicar y
¥, No. 6683 Main
Street, Buff One Cake of Vaseline Soup
I —— One Cake of Vaseline Soap, 24
v One two-ounos bottle of White Vaseline,
wf vr
ratory Coe
ASSOCTATI One
On for postage stamps any single article at
named. On no account be perrvaded to accept from
; t Vi i aration
cru druggies! amy Vaseline or preparation Maou
y A 1h mr name, bedguse pou a
wouiems labelled wd
tainly reomive an Imitation which has Hitie or wo vale
Chesebrough "ig. Co. 24 Sinte 1. N, ¥p
| BAGGY KNEES
MOKITIVELY
Greely Van'
A
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wiretohier.
ie
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he %
ghon Niro, Be
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where if Wu opom town se
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wearing qualities are ansarpasse | acta
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SBoxgsromtion |
fest vy Ball pes
WA API rN ww ews
FOR FIFTY YEARS!
MRS. WINSLOW'S
SOOTHING SYRUP
has been used by mot hevs for thelr oh
Tet Your
while Tod &
ait the { 04 Be
all B. Cures wind
—— for diarrhoea
Twenty-five
ts
i ally outiasting t
I prescribe and fufly ene
roe Big © as the only
specific foribe ceria sh Cure
thin disonne
H.INGRAHAM M.D.
NY
Hr only by the
Amsterdus
We have sold ©
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SAIS II AA Cinstonstt piven the best of sells
$ o 5 PER iY alana faction
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Always ready for ww An artiicie every housek reper is — - - —
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Late Principe] BExfminer ansion Duress.
Iyrein leet war, 1bad) odioating ciaimae, ay sdnoe
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aye uae
When a Sireried
Trontios ant $7 tris
PRUE, They paring v1 press che rpes
g. Bend snes, PP,
PR. BLINE. 82 a
region. BEWARE OF |
nels Done free
te Ianvesters,
~ELY'S CREAM BALM-Cleanses the Nasal
Passages, Allays Jain and Inflammation, Heals
the Sores, Hestores Taste and Smell, and Cures
ves Relief at once for Cold
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PENKVROVAL *
irkly Absorb
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12 Diamono Brawo
THE ORIGINAL AND GENUINE. The ant Fare, and evliabie PH for sade
Laditon, sok Dr for oe Drgiish Dramand Frond in Red ani oid metnise
bores senind with bloc ribbon. Take ne siher kind, Bvfunn Snchoridutions and Imation
AD pilie bn paesebonrd bores, pink wre wherfelte. At Drogeie a sel
LB seeps Br pertioniars, petimonieis, snd °F For Landion > = inthe. by wed Mall
Paver CHicHesTEn Cncarch) fou Morden
PELPMIA,
10.000 Tovinoninin, Fame
Bold by all Loon!
Best Cough Medicine. Recommended Physicians.
Cures where all else fails, Fm by yuicians.
taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists.
ys
httobe done p— wv
~— Qught stands for nothin
Phe house ought to be clean
with Sapolio.Tryacake inyour
next house-cleaning Ty be convinced.
“IGINORANCE: © the law excuses no
," and is
no excuse for a