A LATE CENSUS JOKE -*"The Count
Of Paris is combi g to this country,”
“Well, I "ope h ll be estimut 4 nt
fils proper worth,” sad the Ohieaco
fan. ‘The ennnt of Clicago was very
Ladly managed. ”’
3 Ore Teh
ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
8yrup of Figsis taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acta
ently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
iver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tem effectually, dispels colds, head-
aches and fevers aud cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro.
duced, pleasing to the taste bof ie
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeabl
its many excellent qualitics com-
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Fi gale in 50g
e substances,
ige ia fi
and $1 bottles by all leading drug.
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
eure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute,
CALIFORNIA Fig SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL,
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Syrup of
Try BEECHAM’S PILLS,
2b6cts. a Box.
OF ALL: DRUGGISTS.
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has bis name and price stamped on bottom,
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FORA ONE-DOLLAR BILL sent us by mafl
we will deliver, free of all charges, to any on in
the Unit-d States, ail of the following artic cares
fully packe.:
One two-ounoe bottle of Pure Vaseline,
One two-ounce bottle of Vaseline Pomada,
One of Vaseline Cold Cream,
One Us ke of Vaseline Campbor lve, « + «
Cake of Vaseline Soap, unscented, . .
Cake of Vaseline Soap, sxquisitely scented 25 *
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BREAKFAST.
“By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws
Son, a8 by a var AIO SF ta han ase)
9 applioat the fine proper.
thes of weallseleotad Cocoa, Mr. Epps has vated
‘our breakfast tabies with a delloately flavoured bev.
wrage whioh may save us many heavy doctors’ bila,
It is by the judicions use of suoh articles of dist
ut 8 conutitution may be gradually bulls up antl
enon resist every ancy to diseass,
Pl ot subtle maladies are fosting around us
ready to attack wherever there Is a weak point,
We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping oun
selves well fortifiad with pare biood and a properly
sourished frame,” «Neil orvics (asette,
Made simply with boiling water or milk, Sold
anly in half-pound tins, by Grocers, labelled thie:
JAMES EPPS & CO. Ho nosopathlo Chemista,
Losvon, Esatann,
PENSION NEW LAW CLAIMS,
“5 Milo B. Stevens & 0),
Attorneys, 1410 ¥F Se, Washington, D, €,
Brasch Ofless. Cleveland, Detreit, Chicago,
|ASTHMA CURED. FREE
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Washington, D,
BEND POR CIRCULAR.
$10.1
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HUMOROUS,
CoLp BLOODED, —**She jlited me for
that seilow Jim wien we were three
days cut from Liverpool.”
* Threw you over overboard in mide
ocean? Burbarou-1”
s— ili
“I pox'r know what o put my boy
at.” sald Bobhbs, *‘He’sa promising
younes er, very prombang,’ “Ia that
case,” said Hi bus, “make a shoemaler
or a tailor of Lim."
mm A —
His LOST uUMB ‘ELA ~“Now.sir,"
sald the Colonel to the Major, **1 touk no
votice of your behavior last evening,
considering the tae you were in; but
are you aware you put your uwbrella in
my ear?”
*On, thank you so
the Mujor.
“I'd no notton where I'd
Would you wiad returning it?”
pe
MoTHER: **And do you really feel so
very bad, Bobby?” Dobby: Yes, ma, I
ain't quite sick enough to need sny
medicine, bat I’m a little bit too sick
0 go to school,
much,” replied |
left it,
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lf
Patient-—I say doctor, what sort of a
Iump is this on the back of my neck?
Doclor—it is serious, but I
wou d advise you, nevertheless, to keep
your eye on it,
nothing
Tinney Brre, T00.—*Why did you
go down to that low toned place to
lodge?”
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Why, man, I wantyou |
at there are lols of big
COPY RIGHT Wom
“Well! Well!”
That's the way you feel after one or
two of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets
have done their work. You feel
well, instead of bilious and consti-
pated ; your sick headache, dizzi-
ness and indigestion are gone, It's
You
don’t have to feel worse before you
feel better. That ww the trouble
with the huge, old-fashioned pill
These are small, sugar-coated, eas-
iest to take, One little Pellet’s a
laxative, three to four
They regulate
done mildly and easily, too.
are cathartic,
inse the liver,
stomach an bowels — quickly, but
thoroughly.
pill, sold by druggists, beeanse von
for
y
tiie 1701 i vou get.
rm s
They Ie guar
only pay
¥
ang it Leére in
Mi
! Hang it over
side of the
Lat Ya earl {3} y
ister’'s wife-( Hix,
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SUB-DIVIDED AFFECTIONS. Helen-
Here, Jack, Is a red rose for you, that
means my best love, you kuow,
Jack—Yon darling! Do I get
flower in your other hand, too?
Helen—No, That's for Tom, my
other adorer, It is myrtle, and means
constancy and fidelity,
that
MvucH IN A NaME.-City Boarder
“Why, I don’t see anything around
bere but sand and marsh. though the
name of your place was Forestviile.”
Farmer Frogpond-—¢Ye sir, yess.
I named it after the great tragedian
Edwin Forrest.”
am ———
IT worLp Nor surT. —“Now,mad-
am,” said the gentlemanly clerk, *‘this
carpet can’t be beat”?
“Then I don't want It,” replied the
shopper. ‘‘I always take up my carpets
in the spring and beat them.”
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One Thousand Dollars.
I will forfeit the above amount, if I fail
prove that Florapiexion is the best medic
existence for Dyspepsia, Is estion or Bi
pess. It is a certain cure, and
ate relief, in cases of Kidney
siaint, Nervous Debility and Consumption
“loraplexion builds up the weak system and
cures where other remedies fail, Ask your
druggist for it and get well. Valuable book
ey Bags Worth Knowing,” also, sample bojtle
sent free: all charges prepaid, Addtens
Fraoklin Hart, 88 Warren Street Sow York,
to
in
~The art of veneering was known to
the Egyptians more than 3000 years
ago, The sculptures of Thebes are said
to illustrate the process,
Life Is misery to thousands of peoples who
have the taint of scrpfula In their blood.
There Is no other remedy equal to Hood's
Barsaparilla for serofula, salt rheum and
every form of blood disease. It Is reasonably
sure to benefit all who try it.
— A IAP Si ——————
~The Chinese have a saying that an
unluckly word droppsd from the ton-
gue cannot be brought back again by a
coach and six horses,
Pura soap is white
terated with rosin,
hide
Electric Soap i :
Has been soid since 1590
a
—A fat men’s club, containing 119
mem bers, and representing an ag rregate
weight of 24.0.0 pounds, flourishes in
Mount Pleasant, Mich,
Rupture cure guaranteed by
Dr, J. B. Mayer, 831 Arch St, I'hil’a,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or dee
lay from business, attested by thou.
sands of eures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular,
A i" —
~The cheif supply of cloves 1s ob-
tained from the Islandsof Zanzibar and
Pemba; where the clove tree wag in-
troduced in 1830,
as
Frazer Axle Grease,
The Frazer Axle Grease is the very best.
A trial will prove we ars right. Received
first premium at North Carol. na State Fair,
Centennial, and Paris Exposition,
nM AA
~Hollyhocks, single and double for.
med the chief feature of the Massach-
usetts Horticultural Society’s show in
Boston,
“WOMAN, HE
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THEIR TREATMENTS A valuable filus.
trated book of seventy-two pages sent free, on
receipt of 10 cents, to cover onset of mailing, ete,
Address, I. 0. Box 1066, Philadelphia, a.
oct titi a—
~In Rome males wore back for
mourning, while the women indicated
their grief by wearing white garments,
IT 81 All Fits stopped free by Dr, Kline's Gress
crve Restorer, No Fits alior first day's ges. Mar.
VEIOUSs cures, Tresiine and BL 00 rial Dollie free La
} ticanen, Bend to Dr. Kine 081 Aren ss, Pla, Pa
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~A New Jersey peach grower went
into his orchard this year and found but
half a dozen peaches on 1,700 tices,
Jaficted with soreeyos nee Dr. Tsaso Thom
son 'sEyo-water, Druggists sell at Bo, per
—A mountain side mukes the best
ure for young cows, because climb
ug tends to strengthen the calves.
A.M. PRIEST, Druggls Hielbyy by
says: “Hall's Catarrh ry Shel Tad.
satisfact on. Can get plenty of test als, ay
ft cures very who es i" ts
sell ig, The.
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EXProTING TOO MUCH, —Mrs. Pot
ary am alridd that our son Jota
8g ting Into bial habits,
Jud.e Pete by — Ile may turn oul
Lr bea grest uu neverthel™s, 8 ime
fh
ad habits
jut e does not s'iow any other sign
of being a great man,
Well, you ean’t +xpect everything
{rom him,
“Ir you'll go to work I'l! give you
wmething to eat,” said the kind-heart
ed woman. *‘I can’t follow my pr -
fession unless you do,” returned he
tramp, “for I am an
speaker.”
WHY SHE LOVED BOSTON, ~*I do 80
love Boston said the ii tle girl,
“It's my own dear naiatoium,
*Your natatorium?”’
“Yes; Is my birthplace, you know,’
avemreiesidmns
Ok'ahoma Gu'de Book and Map sent anywhere
on receipt of Siets Tyler & Co. Kansas City. Mo
Timber, Mineral, Farm Lands aud Ranches
M i, Kansas, Texas and
sold, Tyler & Co, Kansas City, Mo
ire, Harmies
action neal
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bought and
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Do You Ever Speculnte ¢
7 name and |
that will lead
Het
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teed five yea
- Fright caused
STHMA.
Asthma
Popham's
Asg i ji
Trial Package
Sold hwy Druggl
a sent by mall, postpaid
for 81 per Box. Address, THOS, | OFH AM $01
idge Avenue, Philadelphia
vides
Some
Children!
$25 Too Fast
become listless, fretful, without ener.
gy: th*n and weak. But you can for {
tify them and build them up, by the
use of
SCOTT'S
EMULSION
OF PURE COD LIVER OIL AND
HYPOPHOSPHITES
Of Lime and Soda,
They will take it readily, for it is al
most as palatable as milk. And it
should be remembered that AS A PEER.
YEXTIVE OR CURE OF COUGHS OR COLDS,
IR BOTH THE OLD AND YOUNES, IT 13
UNEQUALLED, Avoid substitutions aff eved.
For Coughs # Colds
There is no Medicine like
DR. SCHENCK'S
ULMONIC
4 SYRUP.
Tt is pleasant to the taste and
wed Bel conta & particle of
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$1.00 por
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FOR FIFTY YEARS!
MRS, WINSLOW'S
SOOTHING SYRUP
haa been used by mothers for thelr children :
while Testhing for over Fifty Years. It 3
soothes the ehild, softens the gums, allays ¢
all pain, cures wind ollie, and is the best
remedy for diarrhoea, ]
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wenty-five Conts a Bottle,
BASRA PIII OPPS 5B IIIS
PATENT
Patrick O'Farrell,
AXLE
FRAZER chEase
BEST IN THE WORLD,
Its wearing qualities are unsurpassed, aoty
ally outlastingt o boxes of any other brand.
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of this di y
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We have sold Big G fos
MARY years, and it aos
fron the best of satis
b. R DYCHR Aco,
Trade ar V 81.00. Bold by Drogen
PA 3 EN ! 8 to Inventers.
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No Polsen Calomel
ail applic:
New York.
-—The Chicago Drovers Journal ob-
serves Lhat southern cities are showing
up well fo the annual statements of
trade and commerce,
Cann’s Kidney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
ousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. 831
Arch Street, Philad’a. $1 a bottle, 6
for 85, or druggist. 1000 certificates of
cures. Try it.
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-~A house In Georgetown,
just been shingled for the |
since 1803, and the carpenter says he
has found sawed shingles that had been
laid within ten years in much worse con
dition than the shaved pine shingles
which had been in wear eighty-seven
years,
DC., has
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Wiy THEY BECAME HONEST, ~The
other morning ws a farmer was coming
into the city by way of ths Grand River
Road a bag of oats siid off hi- load
not'esd, A citizen
and witnessed the occurrence with out
saying a word, Whea he thought it
safe to do so he ran out tos cure the
bag, but as he reached it a second man
came up,
“I saw it first,’’ said ot
“No. you didn’t!”
“1 did!”
wYou Cudn’t!”?
“Say. you!” both ealled in chorus to
the farmer, and as he turned abouteach
manwent his way, As there was like-
ly to be a fuss as to who should profit
by the find they decided to Leat each
other by being bonest,
Sa, SSRN
Life is WMii-c y
of peop's who have the tains ob
blood, The agonies caused by
Ahet manife ta
tions of this disease are beyond description,
ivdy equal to Hood s Barsap ri is
for serofula, «ait rheum and every for of blood
diseass, We know that if has cure | th seve res
cases and it will benefit all who g ta trial
“Herofula b nchies in my 1 disap
peared when | ook Hood's Barsaparilis” A.B
Krier, Parkersburg, W. Va
Hood's Sarsaparilia
Bold by all druggists. #1 :six for Prepared
oily by C. 1. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass,
100 Doses One Dollar
res
Rare relief jo
Price een ASTHMA,
oly Ril. Bloweil & Cg
TTT
KIDDER'S PASTILLES."
OARS RASELOMIAY 4. 1.17mi ga,
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PI8O'S REMEDY
Cheapest,
Cold in the Head it has no equal,
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Bea was
Yasiest to use,
A cure is certain, Vor
pom" enn ~~
“mr ma vom“?
IF YOU CAN'T
Tt ts Abmnintely Pure
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man,” and ignorance ia
and sensible wa
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and even or sta‘*uary. 10 bs
Admiral David D. Porter.
by Admiral 8. B. Luce.
dmiral L. A. Kimberly.
Admiral J. H. Gillis
of- War;
Hon. Andrew D, White,
Pres. Merrill E. Gates.
Morell Mackenzie, M. D.
Jules Verne.
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