dom Rr SA lt ASAHI tr AAR . ~
HOUSEHOLD.
IN THE BICK RoOM,— Nothing Is
gained, and much time that is very
valuable is wasted, by allowing our-
selves to become nervous and unable
to be of the slightest use In the sick
room,
Although we may [consider persons
too ill to be aware of what is taking
place about them, they are oftentimes
fully cogmzant of the merest trifles,
and always more or less susceptible to
any and all things geing on in the sick
room. Fer that reason, conversation
about the condition of the patient ear-
ried on in the room in whispers, or in
any mysterious manner, should be
avoided and an air of quiet cheerful
ness always maintained.
Nothing is so annoying as to be con-
tinually asked if we do not wish the
pillows changed, the bed clothes
some nourishment
small details attended to. Better,
without disturbing the patient.
ticularly 1f they are disposed to sleep,
kind that
ese 4. SR RAHA A
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health and vigor throughout thesystem, there is
nothing equal to Hood's Sarsaparilla. It seems
peculiarly adapted to overcome that tired feel.
ing caused by change of season, climate or life,
and while it tones and sustajns the system it
purifies and renovates the blood. We earnestly
urge the large army of clerks, book-keepers,
teachers, housewives, operatives and others
who have been elosely confined during the
to take
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
| “1 suffered a great while with dyspepsia.
{ A friend urged me to try Hood's Sarsapariila,
and two bottles have entirely cured me of dys-
pepsia, and a serofulous affection, leanhardly
find words to express my high appreciation of
it.” ArLexy H. MzeLuom, City Hotel, Lan-
caster, Pa.
“Hood's Sarsaparilia cured me of bl
gave me a noble appetite, overcame headache
and dizziness, so that now I am able to work
Luziier Nasox, i Chareh St, Lowell,
ood poison,
Mass,
nerveus condition of thy friend.
to follow, und a cheery word, Ifitis
the food or broth, have It prepared
form, to the patient, bearing in mind
that a little, daintily presented, will
of with
quantity.
An invalid is oftentimes better nour-
ished by partaking of a little susten-
ance at short intervals, and the manner
in which one is cared for has much to
do with one’s improvement,
louse CLEANING HELPS, —Somuch
has been written and sald upon this
subject, that it may be, I am late in the
day, adding my own experience, but
my way is so easy, it may help some
aching, tired hoine-maker, over this
ever recurring trial. It is a trial no
doubt, but we nevertheless enjoy it, it
is so delightful to be clean again, and
to get new positions for the furniture,
more benefit than a larger
new paper and paint. There is one
that is not to begin too early in the
spring te clean, for the first balmy days
and then, even the sense of
clean, cannot do away with the dis-
comfort of a fireless room.
First, I have big bottles filled with
ammonia, benzine and turpentine, and
buy whatever 1s needed in the way of
varnish, paint and paper.
conquer too.
ent in the summer, airier, cooler drap-
por an expensive thing to do, if one
plans a little beforehand. I have India
matting en my large rooms and mn the
squares, and a few fur rugs, while the
antique ocak furniture is hung with
plush cushions, In the summer these
freshness. The plush cushions
put away also, or are covered with
yard. ‘The result is delightful, the
outlay mominal,
worn, and the attempt to revive them
has utierly failed.
and cornmeal, is an excellent mess for
young pigs.
Taflor—Can you settle this little mil
to-day?
Young man—No, sir;
unable to pay anything,
attention to your worvia
I am utterly
except to pay
Young Callow—*‘I say, fellow, I'm
in a great hurry. Give me two pounds
of dog biscuit?’ Clarksen (formerly in
gent’s furnsiing goods)—*‘Yes, sir;
for yourself, sir?”
Rather have expressed it differently.
—Miss Awy—*“And do you admire
Miss Travers,” Mr. Goslin?’ Mr, G.—
“Yes, awf’lyl She’s so uhlike other
girls, don’t cherknow!”
Mrs. Brown—I'll never forgive you
for not getting me the sealskin you
promised. You’ie too mean to live,
PBrown—That's novsense, I knew
all along we wouldn't have any winter.
mt—
Krank-—(sitting up in bed, watch In
hand j— Here it is 6 o’clook, and nobody
comes to wake me up. I shall be sure
to miss the train,
Smith—You claim to be a vege
tarian, and yet you eat cherries,
Jones— Well, what of It?
The worm in the cherry isn’t a ve-
getabie, is it?
Tourists,
Whether on pleasures bent or business
should take on every trip a bottle of
Syrup of Wigs, as It acts most pieasantly
and effectually on the kidneys, liver and
bowels, preventing fevers, headacles and
other forma of sickness. For sale in Soc
and $1.80 bottles by all leading druggists,
—————— III SMA.
A WELL-TRAINED shepherd dog 1s »
good of , An untrained
one is of no value sbout sheep or cattle,
Ax orchard was suffering from a wet
subsoil. ‘The growth was stunted, and
there was littlefruit, Theorchard was
tile drained three or four feet deep be-
tween the rows. The trees # at
ones into vigorous growth, aud bore
There Is tut one delight—the beau-
dful.
ihe
druggist $l:six for &
Sold by all juts,
1. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass
only by ¢
100 Doses One Dollar
{ I can buy.”
|
At no other season does the human system so
| much need the aid of a reliable medicine like
Hood's Barsaparilla, as now. The impover-
| ished condition of the blood, the weakening ef.
| fects of the long, cold winter, the jost appetite,
an d'that tired feeling, all make a good spring
medicine absolutely necessary, Hood's Sarsa-
| parila is peculiarly adapted for this purpose,
| and inereases in popularity every year. Give
{ ita trial,
| “Hood's Sarsaparilla ls the cheapest medicine
F. R. RigpxL, Belleville, Lil.
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
| “Every spring for years I have made it a
| practice to take from three to five bottles of
Hood's Sarsaparilla, because I know it purifies
the blood and thoroughly cleanses the system
of all impurities. That languid feeling, some:
times called ‘spring fever,’ will never visit the
|
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|
1
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| system that has been properly eared for by this
| never falling remedy.” W. H. LAWRENCE,
| Editor Agricultural Epltomist, Indianapolis,
Ind.
{ N.B
Be sure to get Hood's SBarsaparilia.
saparilla
Preparedonly
100 Doses One Dollar.
C.—Hauve you succeaded in gaining
the affections of Miss Hardheart?
D.—No, indeed; she i8 as ci 1d and
distant as ever.
Well, perhaps you will now soon have
{ better luck.
| apt to be in a melting mood,
i aaaam———————
Mrs. Guzzleton—You're not a bit
superstitious, are you, John?
Why do you a k?
You came home last night when the
clock would have struck thirteen, if it
could!
The chambermaid to Guibollard—
“The new --carrier has brought a calen-
dar to Monsieur and asks that Monsieur
will not forget him. What will he give
him?"
Gubollard, with an air of dignity—
lendar to him,”
| “Return last year’s ca
i
asm -
| have tried everything and failed, What
| will you do next?
story and a lot of verses for the pap-
| ers,
tlie
Fifteen contestants el ad for the fray.
Armed with good steel and in b attle array,
Striving for tucre, as brave Knights of « }
| Strove jor their honors and medals of gold
| Driving each shining pen over the paper,
{| Seeking to sound, as the most pr PRAT
| The prajses of remedies known ih
From Paris to Calais, from Calais
But each Knight vaialy sinves—i
in description
Of the manifold virtues of
tion.”
Wh
dow
fering from
the many i
Dr. Pleree's Prescription, whici
to give satisfaction or price (§LI4) returned
See printed guaraniee ob botilewiapper.
1
+
1d over
to Dover:
iguage fails
oF
“Favorite Prescrip
m
#n ill or depressed with that “dragging
t feeling, consequent upon weakness, suf
neadache, werk or lame back, and
s comnmon 10 the weaker sex, take
Dr. Pierce's Pellets—gently laxative or ao
tively cathartic aseording lo dose. 5 cents,
iin AAI 5
ture at Columbia College, Saturday, on
the “Geological History of Man,” said
| there are signs that man lived 80,000
| years ago.
———
Stubborn Facts.
None will dispute that nearly al
h is heir to, are produced by seden
buse of food or drink, cold excesses, impure
malaria and the legion of causes that
the blood and disorder
i the ills that
{ fles tary life,
{a
alr.
weaken vitality, vitiate
whatever organ or function may be constitu.
tionally or accidently redisposed and it is
equally certain that St Bernard Vegetable
! Phis composed of pure vegetables, adapted to
| promote digestion, nutrition and exere fon and
purify the blood, are able to restore Yigorous
vitality and remove all such diseases, A 8:
| ple of the St. Ber. ard Vegetable Pills will
be gent free to all applicants. Address, 5%. Ber.
AAI A IAS
Tue New York Press Club has made
i
i
C—O N IANAEN HNMNNNM HNHNH
Stop that
CHRONIC CougH Now!|
For if you do mot it may become oon. §
{ sumptive, For Consumption, Berofula,
Goneral Debility and Wasting Diseases, }
{ there #8 nothing like
SCOTT'S
MULSIO
Of Pure Cod Liver Oil and
HYPOPHOSPHITES
OF Tidxmeo and Noda.
}
}
It is almost as palatable as milk. Far
better than other so-called Emulsions.
A wonderful flesh producer,
| Stanley an honorary member.
| Don't commit suicide! if you have dyspepsia;
| with headache, heartburn, distress in the slom-
| ach, no appetite, and are all worn out—but
| take Hood's Sarsaparilla and be cured. It ere
| ates an appetite, and gently regulates the di-
i gestion. Sold by druggists.
:
|
————— I
Ax American syndicate is about fo
erect in London an American hotel, in
which Americans can, under the stars
and stripes, patriotically absorb Amer-
jcan drinks.
Frazer Axie Grease.
Owe trial will convince you that it is the
best. Ask your dealer for the Frazer Axle
Grease, and take no other. Every box has
our trade mark on.
JupGE Lynch is a very clever artist,
He draws from life, and his style Is
painfully realistic,
st —
The peculiarity of Dobbins’ Eleetrie Soap is
that it acts right on the dirt and stains in cl
and makes them pure as mow, at the same time
it preserves the clothes, an + makes them keep
clean longer. Have your grocer order it.
Miss Helen Gladstone, from befig
the vice principal of Newham College,
England, has become a journalist.
ss
ITS: Al Fits mopped free ny Dr. Kilne's Grea
erve iestorer, No Fitaaloer rat day's ase. Mar-
yeous cures, ‘Treatise and $1.90 trial bottle free io
¥ ii canes. Send 10 Ur. Kine 93: Aren st, Palla, Pa
A MASSACHUSETTS man found in
his bean field a stalk which bore 726
beans,
sss an
No Orium in Piso’'s Cure for Consump-
tion, Cures wheres other remedies fail, 2c,
MANURE the grape vine. Do it in
the tall, 1t will erve as a mulch 1m
addition to acting as a fertilizer,
i ———
01d smokers prefer “Tansiil’s Punch.”
Do yo: grow pumpkins? Did you ever
feed them to the young sheep? Try it
The seeds will not hurt them
Ww ANT A CANVASSER for this town
wiefity. Romet hil
to ake, te ful feulars to M
IL ARMBRU oman's Kx
change, Iv 8.
wp, Puiladeiphia, W
| Street. Lu
KIDDER'S PASTIL
PENSIONS SPRL LE Na PAY:
Scott's Emulsion |
There are poor Imiiations. Get the genuine
a ———————— A — — ————— oo —————————
Time, Pain, Trouble
and will CURE
CATARRH
by using
s Cream Balm
1alm into each nostril
EAWEED
TONIC
1s a Positive Cure for
DYSPEPSIA
And al] Disorders of the Digest.
fre Organs. 18 is likewise &
corroborative, or strengthen.
ing Medicine, snd may be
taken with great benefit in wll
ennes of Detdiity. For Sale by
Price, $1.00 per bottle Pr Behonrk's
Lange Liver and Stomach mailed free
iphia.
all Druggiets
New Book on
Asdress, Dr JH. SCHENCK & SON, Philade
1 par TiDe and folly en.
dorse Big € as the only
specific for the certain cure
of this disease,
GH. INGRAFAM M.D,
Amsterdam, N.Y.
We have said Rig CG los
many years, and Ii wad
ven ihe best of sails
D. B. DYCHE & 00,
Chicagn, 11
£1.00, Sold by Drogey
.
Spool Holder
NEW PATENT, Saves
time and trouble, Ag in
dispensable articles for
«very household, No lady
should be without it,
Samples can be seen
ui this office,
N STOPPED_ FREE
NE SRR
pr ELINE'
NERVE RE
(nly vers
Fit patients, they paying expres
revel satmes, PF. © snd express adders
nav Dh KEANE, $50 Arch Sa. Fa asiaie, Po
tw DE . re a
Han Drmggins FEV ARE OF IMITATING FRAUD
FRAZER citis
GREASE
PEST IN THE WORLD.
fis wearing qualities are unsurpassed, acta
ally outlasting two boxes of an brand.
Not effected bY heat. wort THE GEN:
INE.
FOR SALE BY DEALERS GENERALLY.
cH VROYAL Pi Ss
WL
a. —
ORTHERN PACIFIC.
LOW PRICE RAILROAD LANDS &
EE Savemment, Lal
SEND FOR Coos rosin rons mars does
ber Lands pow to Address
CHAS. B. LAMBORN, '5:" resi iieee
xo
OPIUM =+Tindt
“100k at this coat!" ne exclaimed,
as he entered the store ¢f a dealer on
Michigan avenue the other day.
“My frendt, vhas something wrong
mit dot coat!”
1 should remark! You warranted
it fast color, and see how it has fad-
ed?”
“Hem. I warrauted it, did I?”
“You did,”
“How long ago vhas dot?”
“Four weeks ago—the day before I
went to Chicago.”
“Ho. ho! Yon haf been to Chicago,
eh?”
“Yes just got back.”
“Pot settles der case und lets me
oudt. Dot coat vhas warranted for
New York climate, and if you goto
arent (visiting his son at college)—
Tell me in how many bar-rooms do you
ows bills?
Hopeful son—1 owe money for drinks
in the Gently Dreaming saloon, the
Sample Room, the Iron Front saloon
and the Tom and Jerry.
Hold up, now. Tell
any one in which you
money?
Not, that 1 know of.
—————————
we, is there
don’t owe
Wife—What did you think of that
| hat Miss Fussanfeather wore to church
{ this morning?
| Husband -
sanfeather’s hat,
| *It’s very funny you didn’t see
| She sat directly in front of you.”
“Well, suppose she did,
| suppose I go to church
| women’s hat«?"’
1
‘
Lt.
| last night and which you claimed
Husband concludes that he
i caught napping.
cn ———
i Emerson and
you never read
She—Y ou should rea
| Browning. [lave
i them?
He— Whenever I get time
| read an old cook book
Why do you read that?
to read 1
|
| do the cooking.
:
i
| bil was, Mr. Screwemdown?
Undertaker—It is $200,
It's lucky for you that you
out in Pennsylvania after the flood.
How so?
Because they hung people out there
for robbing the dead.
—
!
{
every cloud,
I don’t see it.
You would if you were marned,
this hot weather 1'm
thought that there is no danger of
wife hunting for a sealskin sacque.
Isaacs— Vere have you been
{ bgst veek?
Jacobs-—I vas in Boston,
9
i
or only Lleasure?
after all
Examining Attorney (to
What is your age, madam?
Witness (with a charming
ket
| smile!
not pressed.
coming on?
Mother -in-law — Splendidly.
think of it. My son-in-law has gota |
position in a dynamite factory with a
salary of $75 a week and if he gels
blown up my daughter Laura gels
210,000 FOUND IN
A New York rag-picker is reported to
| have found £10,000 in greenbacks in an ash |
| barrel. This was a rare piece of good luck, |
| but how much more fortunate is the sufferer |
from consumption who learns that, although |
the doctors may have mounced his case |
hopeless, Dr. Plerce's 3olden Medical Dis
covery will cure him. Consumption 5 & {
scrofulous diseass of the lungs. The “ Dis.
covery,” which is the mest Dx tent blood
purifier of the agp, strikes night at the root
of the evil and There is no resisting it, if
taken in time and given a {mr trial. In |
the curs of all scrof us and other blood
taints, no matter { what cause arisng,
soalp diseases, old sores and swellings, it |
sbeclutely bas no equal
rom
AN ASH BARREL.
Thoroughly cleanse and enrich the Eahisod
by the use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical
Dissovery, and good digestion, a fair skin,
buoyant spirits and bodily vigor and beeith
will be established.
For Weak Lungs, Spitting of Jood,
Severe Coughs, ant Zindred affections, it is
an efficient remedy.
“ Golden Medical Discovery” is the only
blood and lung remedy, sold by druggists
and guaranteed by its manufacturers, to de
all that it is claimed to scoomplist, oF
money paid for it will be promptly refunded.
WORLD'S DIsPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIA-
rion. Manufacturers, No. 660 Main Street,
\ S50C
falling into throat, soo
tenacious, MUCOUS, purueen
deafness,
breath offensive;
t.
i smell and
consumption, and «
i By its ™ ia, 5
cures the worst oases 3
» sreams © and strong caustic
simply palliste for a short time,
fn the use of such nostruma but # produces
| worst cases of Chronle Catarrh, as tho
is cursed with a few applications Catarrhal
magic. It removes offensive t
| ing, watering or weak eyes, an
as they all frequently are.
ible remedy
an ipcurable ease of
prrh in the Hesd ~
REMED'
Headache, obstruction of nose, discharges
watery, and morid, at others, thick,
bloody and putrid : eyes weak, ringing in ers,
pectoration of offensive matter
genera! debility. Only a
Thous of cms
ot
taste impaired, and
to be present al ODOE.
4 in the grave,
ing propertics, Dr. SBage's Bemedy
does not, like the polsonous irritating souls,
have long been humbugged,
is danger of doing
rmanent cures of the
“Cold in the Mend ™
Hendache is relieved and cured a8 if by
of taste, stoell or hear
perfect and
[SOP8 REMEDY FOR CAT
Cheapest Heilel is
Cold in the Head it has Do qual
i
it is an Ointment, of which a
postrils. I'rice, bbe
Address, E
ARR. Best. Easiest to use.
A cure is ceriain. For
small particle is &
by mail
3
of Hazmnise, Wa
ppt led 10 Lhe
“Oh, So Tired!”
is the cry
of thousands
every Spring.
For that Tired Feeling
take
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
and recover
Health and Vigor.
i
:
i
It Makes
the Weak Strong.
$6.00 damages,
anything nicer?
We didn’t make any show at all.
Second New Yorker—Hunl
think of Bumtalo Bill's,
The Excitement Not Over.
of Kemp's Balsam for the Throat
Luugs for the cure of Coughs,
Asthma, Bronchitis and
to give entfre satisfaction,
$1. Trial size free.
A well bullt hen house Is worth pay
Ing for; it is the cheapest in the end,
Catarrh Can't be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as the
reach the seat of the
wack medicine. It was
© best physicians in
, and is a regular preserd
the best tonics Known,
blood purifiers, acting
eo
MUCOUS HL e
two li fents is what
duces rial ia In curing catarrh
Band fo & CO, Props. Toledo, O
Boia by Ar Tot Te, TT er,
Keer the pigs growl
Small
raetly on the
combination of
such
»
ng;
ousness, &o.
Arch Street,
for $5, or druggist.
cures, Try it
for ailing chickens advanced in disease,
Rupture cure g
“"
Dr. J. B. Mayer, 831
Prepared by
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co.
* Lowell, Mass.
R. R. R.
READY RELIEF.
THE GREAT CONQUEROR OF PAIN,
Instantly relieves and soon cures Colds, Sore
Throat, Bronchitis, Plearisy, SUE Neok, all
and inflaramations, whether of
the Lungs, Kidneys, r bowels
RHEUMATISM. NEURALGIA,
Headache, Toothache, Weakness or Pain in
the Back, Chest or Limbs, by one applica
tion. Internally in water for all internal
pains, fintulency, Heartburn, Nick Headache,
nN Palpitation of
the Heart, Chills and Fever and Malaria.
B0ec. a bottle, All Droggista.
ADWAY’S
PILLS,
An excellent and mild Cathartio. Purely
Vegetable, The Safest and Best Medicine
in the world for the Care of all Disarders
LIVER. STOMACH OR BOWELS
Taken necording to directions they wilt
restore health and renew vitality.
Price, 25 ots. a Box. Sold by all
DR RADWAY & 00. NEW ]
WEBSTER'S
~~ UNABRIDGED
ANCIENT EDITION.
“ Webster's Unabridged
offered to the public
al avery low
from Ato Z,
bs a Ghes
ng of the edition
of
day, a valuable book, but in the
language for over FORTY
been gempiatu superseded. It is
Bow reptadace Jase iype, wtrurs aad
to-lithegraph process, is printed
0,31 uo vor bound. A
brit comprises, ma Beto
le ot and Ing Jae ¥
i
i
seller is
G. & C. MERRIAM & CO.
APRINGFIVID, MASS,
MFORTING.
(000A
GRATEFUL~CO