SESE HR DR. TALMAGE'S SERMON: The Slaughter, “Ag an ox to the slaughter, =Prov.7: 2 There is nothing in the voice or manner of the butcher to indicate to tise ox that there is death ahead. The ox thinks he is going on to a rich past- ure-fleld of clover, where all day long he will revel in the herbaceous luxuri- ance; but after a while the men and the boys close in upon him with sticks and stones and shouting, and drive him through bars and into a dOOrway, where he is fastened, and with a well-aimed stroke the axe fells him; and so the anticipation of the redolent pasture- field is completely disappointed. So many a young man has been driven on by temptation to what he thought would be temptation to what he thought would be paradisiacal enjoy- ment; but after a while, inQuences with darker hue and swarthier arm close in upon him, and he finds that instead of making an excursion into a garden, he has goue “as an ox to the slaughter.” SLAUGHTERED BY SOCIETY, I. We ark apt to blame young men for being destroyed, when we ought to blame the influence that destroyed them. Society slaughters a great many men by the behest. ‘‘You must keep up appearances; whatever be your sal- ary, you must dress as well as others; you must wine and brandy as many friends, you must smoke as costly ci- gars, you must give as expensive en- tertainments, and you must live in as fashionable a boarding-house. If you haven't the. money, borrow. If you can’t borrow, make a false entry, or subtract here and there a bill from a bundle of bank bills; you will only have to make the deception a little while; in a few months, or in a year or two, you can make all right. Nobody will be hurt by it; nobody will be the wiser. You yourself will not be dam- aged.” By that awful process a hun- ired thousand men have been slaugh- tered for time and slaughtered for aternity. Suppose you BOITOW. There is nothing wrong about borrowing money. There is hardly a man in the house but has sometimes borrowed money. Vast sstates have been bullt on a borrowed dollar. But there are two kinds of BORROWED MONEY, Money borrowed for the purpose of starting or keeping up legitimate enter. prise and expense, and money borrowed to get that which you can do without, The first 1s right, the other is wrong. If you have money enough of your own to buy a coat, however plain, and then you borrow money for a dandy’s outfit, the wheel down grade. Borrow for the necessities; that may Borrow for the luxuries; your prospects over in the wrong di- rection, The Bible distinctly says the bor- rower is servant of the lender. It 1s a meeting some one whom you owe. If young men knew what 1s the despot- ism of being in debt more of them would keep out of it. What did debt ing above the centuries? him to take bribes, and convict him. self as a criminal before all ages, What did debt do for Walter Scott? DBroken- hearted at Abbottsford. Kept him writing until his hand gave out In paralysis to keep the shenfl away from his pictures and statuary. Better for him if he had minded the maxim which he had chiseled over the fre place at Abbottsford, ‘‘Waste not, want not.”’ The trouble is, my friends, the people do not understand the ethics of golug in debt, and that if you purchase goods with no expectation of paying for them, meet, you steal just so much money. If I go into a grocer’s store, and 1 buy capacity to pay for them, and no inten- dishonest than if I go into the store, and when the grocer’s face is turned the other way [ fill my pockets with the articles of merchandise and carry offa ham. In the one case I take the merchant’s time, and I take the time of his messenger to transfer the goods to my house, while in the other case I take none of the time of the merchant, and 1 wait upon myself, and 1 transfer the goods without any trouble to him, In other words, a sneak thief is not sv bad as a man who contracts for debits hie never intends to pay. PERIPATETIC DEBTORS, Yet in all our cities thers are fami- lies that move every May-day to get into proximity to other grocers, and meat shops, and apothecaries, They owe everybody within a half mile of where they now live, and next May, they will move into a distant part of the city, finding a new lot of victims, Meanwhile you, the honest family in the new house, are bofhered day by day by the knocking ab the door of disap- pointed bakers, and butehers, and dry goods dealers, and péwspaper carriers, and you are asked where your prede- cessor is. You do not know. It was arranged you should not know. Mean- while your predecessor has gone to some distant part of the city, and the people who have anything to sell have sent their wagons and stopped thers to solicit the “valuable” custom of the new neighbor, and he, the new neigh- bor, with great complacency and with an air of affluence orders the finest steaks, and the highest priced sugars, and the best of the canned fruits, and, perhaps, all the newspapers. And the debts will keep on accumulating until he gots his on the 30th of next Apt in the furniture cart, ow, let me say, If there are any such pefsons in the house, if you have any regard for your own eonvenlence, you had better remove to some greatly distant part of the city. It 1s Loo bad ving had all the trouble of nT! 2s Jet me say that if you find that this pictures your own instead . of being In church : YOU OUGHT TO BE IN THE PENITEN- Als Tl eh TIARYY tow ple. ; No wonder that: s mmay of sii mre Jae ail ssa” a PIR GOR Oe APE EE RIE LH on hide chants fail in business. They are swirddled Into bankruptey by these wandering Arabs, these nomads of city life. They cheat the grocer out of the green apples which make them sick, the physician who attends their distress, apd the uudertaker who fits them out for departure from the neigh- borhood where they owe everybody, when they pay the debt of nature, the only debt they ever do pay! Now our young men are coming up in this depraved state of commercial ethics, and I am solicitous about them. I want to warn them against being slaughtered on the sharp edges of debt, You want many things you have not, my young friends, ou shall have them if you have patience and honesty and industry. Certain lines of conduct always lead out to certain results, There isa law which controls even those THINGS THAT SEEM HAPHAZARD, I have been told by those who have ob- served that it is possible to calculate just how many letters will be sent to the Dead Letter Uflice every year through misdirection; that it is possible to calculate just how many letters will be detained for lack of postage stamps through the forgetfulness of the sead- er; and that it 1s possible to tell just how many people will fall in the streets by slipping on orange peel. In other words, there are no accidents, The most insignificant event you ever heard of is the link between two eternities— the eternity of the past and the eternity of the future. Head the right way, and you will come out at the right goal. Bring me a young man and tell me what his physical health is, and what his mental calibre, and what his habits, and I will tell you what will be his destiny for this world, and his destiny for the world to come, and I will not make five inaccurate prophecies out of the five hundred, All this makes me solicitous in regard to young men, and I want to make them nervous in re- gard to the contradiction of unpayable debts, I give you a paragraph from MY OWN EXPERIENCE. My first settlement as pastor was In a village, My salary was $500 and a parsonage. The amount seemed enor- mous to me. I said to myself, ** What! all this for one year?” 1 was alraid of getting worldly under so much pros- perity! I resolved to invite all the con- gregation to my house in groups of twenty-five each. We began, and as they were the best congregation in all the world, and we felt nothing was too table. I never completed the undertakiog, At the end of six months I was in financial despair. J found, what every young man learns in time to save himself, or too late, that When a young man wilfully and of choice, having the comforts of life, HOUNDS IN FULL CRY, They jingle morning, they jingle his door-bell after he has gone to bed at night, They meet him as he comes off his front They send him a postal-card, or a letter, in curtest style, telling him to pay up. They attach his goods. They a note on demand. knave. They call him a They say he lies. They want They him turned out of the bank. ‘they come wt him from this side, and from that side, and from befors, and from behind, and from above, and from beneath, and he Is insulted and gib- beted, and sued, and ddnned, and sworn at, until he gets the nervous dyspepsia, gets neuralgia, gets liver Now he 1s dead, and you say: “Of course they will let him alone?” Oh, Now they are watchful to see there is any useless handle en the cas- ket, to see whether there is any surplus plait on the shroud, (0 see whether the 18 costly or cheap, to see have been bought by the family or do- nated, to see in whose name the deed to the grave is made ont. Then they ransack the bereft household, the books, the pictures, the carpets, the chairs, the sofa, the plano, the mat- tresses, the pillow on which he dies Cursed be debt! For the sake or your own happiness, for the sake of your good morals, for the sake of your ime mortal soul, for God’s sake, young man, as far as possible, keep out of it! 11. But I think more young men are SLAUGHTERED THROUGH ITRRELIG- ION. Take away a young man’s religion, and you make him a prey to evil, We all know that the Bible is the only perfect system of morals. Now, if you want to destroy the young man’s morals take his Bible away, How will you do that? Well, you will caricature his reverence for the Seriptures; you will take all those incidents of the Bible which can be made mirth of-Jonah's whale, Samson's foxes, Adam's rib—then yon will caricature eceentric Christians or inconsistent Christians; then you will pass off as your ownall those liackneyed arguments against Christianity, which are as old as Tom Paine, as old as Vol- taire, as old as sin. Now you have captured his Bible, and you have taken Liz strongest fortress; the way is comparatively clear, and all the gates of his soul are set open in invitation to the #ins of earth and the sorrows of death,that they may come fu and drive the stake for thelr encampment, A steamer ffteen hundred miles from shore with broken rudder and lost compass, and hall leaking fifty gallons an hour, 18 better off than » young man when yoa Nave robbed him of his Bible. Have you ever noticed how dexpieaply mean it 1s to take away the wotld’s Bible without proposing a sub- stitute? It is meaner than Lo come Lo & man and steal his medicine; meaner than to come to a cripple and steal his crutch; meaner than to come to a pauper and steal his prust; meaner than to coms to a pros man and burn his houge, It 1a THE WORST OF ALL LARCENIES to steal the Bible, which has been tne crutch and medicine and food and eternal home to so many! What & gen- erous and magnanimous business in. fidelity has gone into! This splitting up of life-boats and taking away of fire escapes and extinguishing of light. houses! I come out and I say to such people. **What are you doing all this for?" *‘Oh,” they say, *‘just for fun.” It jg such fun to see Christisns try to hold on to their Bibles! Many of them have lost loved ones, and have been told that there is a resurrection, and it Is such fun to tell them there will be no resurrection! Many of them have be- lieved that Christ came to carry the burdens and to heal the wounds of the world, and it Is such fun to tell them they will have to be their own saviour! Think of the meanest thing you ever heard of; then go down a thousand feet under- neath it, and you will find yourself at the top of a stairs a hundred miles long; go to the bottom of the stalrs, and you will find a ladder a thousand miles; then go to the foot of the ladder and look off a precipice hall as far as from here to China, and you will find the headquarters of the mean: only comfort In life, its only peace in death, and its only hope for immortality. Slaughter a young man’s faith in God, and there is NOT MUCH LEFT TO SLAUGHTER. Now, what has become of the slaugh~ tered? Well, some of them are in thelr father’s or mother’s house broken down in health, waiting to die; others are in the hospital; others are in Greenwood, or, rather, their bodies are, for their souls have gone on to retribution, Not much prospect for a young man who started Ife with good health, and good education, and a Christian example set him, opportunity of usefulness, who gathered all his treasures and put them in one box, dropped It into the sea Now, how is this wholesale slaughter to be stopped? There is not a person in the house but is interested in that question, Young man, arm yourself! The object of my sermon is to put a weapon in each of your hands for your own defense. Walt pot for Young Men's Christian Associations to protect you, or churches to protect you. Ap- peal to God for Lelp. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. First, have a room somewhere that you can call your own. Whether It be ing house, or a room in the fourth story of a cheap lodging, I care not, have that one room your fortress, Let not threshold. If they come up the long flight of steps and knock at the door, meet them face to face and Kindly yet firmly refuse them admittance. la few family portraits on the wall, | if you brought them with you from your country home. Have a Bible on the stand. If you can afford It, land you can play on one, have an in- or melodeon, or | plano. Every morning before leave that room pray. Every after you come home in that room, pray. Make that room your Gibraltar, your Sebastopol, your Mount Zion, Let no bad book or newspaper come into that room, apy more than you would allow a cobra to coil on your table. Take care of yourself. Nobody else will take care of you. Your help will not come up two or three or four flights of stairs; your help will come, through the roof down from heaven, from that God who in the six thousand years of the world's history never betrayed a young man who tried to be good and a Christian. Let me say, in regard to your adverse worldly circumstances, in passing, that you are on a leve, now with those who are FINALLY TO SUCCEED. Mark my words, young man, and think of 1t thirty years from now, You will | find that those who thirty years from pow are the millionaires of this coun- | cornet, violin, or you night are the strong merchants of the coun- try, who are the great philanthropists of the country—mightiest in church and state--are this morning on a level with you, not an inch above you, and in straitened circumstances Herschel earned his living by ing a violin at parties, the interstices of the play he would go out and Jook up at the midnight heavens, the felds of his immortal conquests, George Stephen- son rose from being the foreman in a colliery to be the most renowned of the world’s engineers, No outfit, no capi- tal, to start with! Young man, go down to the Mercantile Library and get some books, and read of what won- derful mechanism God gave you in play- and in your ear, and then ask some doctor to take you into the dissecting room and illustrate to you what you have read about, and never again commit the blasphemy of saying you have no CAPITAL TO START WITH, Equipped! Why, the poorest young man in this house Is equipped as only the God of the whole universe could afford to equip him, Then his body—a very poor affair compared with his wonderful soul—oh, that is what makes me solicitous, 1 am not so much anx- fous about you, young man, because you have so little to do with, as I am anxious about you because you have much to risk, and lose or gain, There is no class of persons that so stir my sympathies as young men In great cities. Not quite enough salary to live on, and all the temptations that come from that defleit. Invited on all hands to drink, and their exhausted pervous system seeming to demand stimulas, Their religion caricatured by the most of the in the store and most of the operators in the fao- THE RAPIDS OF TEMPTATION and death rushing against that young man forty miles an hour, and he in & frail boat headed up stream, with noth- ing but a broken ear to work with, Unless Almighty God help them they will go under. 1 when I told you a ae Of sabi 3 fheant 8 me ou nt you are to ped spou Hels resol which may be dissolved in the foam: of the wipe cun, or may be blown out with the first gust of temptation. Here is the helmet, the sword of the Lord God Almighty. Clothe yourself in that panoply, and you shall not be put to confusion, Sin pays well neither in this world nor the next, but right thinking, and right believing, and act- ing will take you In safety through this life, and in transport through the next, I never shall forget a prayer I heard a young man make some fifteen years ago. It was a very short prayer, but it was a tremendous prayer: “Oh Lord, help us. We find it so very easy to do wrong, and so hard tc do right. Lord, help us.’ That prayer, I warrant you, reached the ear of God, and reached His heart, And there are in this house a hundred men who have found out—a 1000 young men, perhaps, who have found out—that very thing. It is so easy to do wrong, and 80 hard to do night. 1 got a letter, only one paragraph of which I shall read: “Having moved around somewhat I have run across many young men of Intelligence, ar- dent strivers after that will-o’-the- wisp, fortune, and of one of these | would speak. He was A YOUNG ENGLISHMAN of twenty three or four years, who came to New York, where he had ac- quaintances, with barely sufliclent to keep him a couple of weeks, He had been tenderly reared; perhaps I should say too tenderly, and was not used to earning his living, and found 1t ex- tremely difficult to get any position that he was capable of filling. After many vain efforts in this direction he found himself one Sunday evening in Brooklyn, near your church, with about three dollars left of his small capital. Providence nsemed to lead him to your door, and he determined to go in and hear you. “He told me his going to hear you that night was undoubtedly the turn- | itng-pomnt wm kis life, for when he went | into your church he felt desperate, but while listening to your discourse his better nature got the mastery. I truly believe, from what this young man told me, that your sounding the depths of his heart that night alone brought him back to his God whom he was 50 pear leaving.” The echo, that 18, of multitudes in the house, straction, but A GREAT REALITY. gal young man, Onl | young man, discouraged man, woanded young man, I {mend you to Christ this day, best friend a man ever had, {you this morning. You have come | here for this blessing. Despise not that | emotion rising in your soul; it vinely lifted, Look into the | Christ. + SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON, " BUKDAY APRIL 28, 1393, Destruction of the Temple Foretold, LESSON TEXT. Mark 135: 144, LESSON PLAN. Toric oF THE QUARTER: Finishing His Work. Memory verses, 1, Z. Jesus GOLDEN TEXT Fon. THE QUARTER: I have glorified thee on the earth, having accomplished the work which thou hast given me to do.-~John 17:4. Faithfulness Lesson Toric: Perils, 1. The Doomed Temple, vE. 1-4 2 The Accumulating Perils, ve. 5-5, 8. The Hequired Fidelity, va 9.13 GOLDEN TEXT : Bul I say unto you, That in this place is one greater than the temple.— Matt, 12 : 6. Dairy Howe READINGS: M.—Mark 13 : 1-13, Faithfulnes in perils, T.—Matt, 24 : 1-14, parallel narrative, W.—Luke 21 : 5-19. Luke’s paral lel narrative, T Matt, 23 : 1-22, Jerusalem. Matt. 23 : 23-50. Lesson { Outline: Matthew's warded, ss WR ————————— LESSOR ANALYSIS, MED TEMPLE, I. The Splendid Structure : Behold, what manner of Sones and .. of buildings (1). His disciples came to him to show him the buildings (Matt, 24 : 1). I. THE DOO offerings {Luke 21 : 5). Forty and six years was this building (John 2 : 20), The door of the temple Beautiful (Acts 3 : 2). il, The Sure Overthrow : ¢ ¥ Eo apie in which is called There shall not be left on mist} : + fe { another (2). | Not § 3 441. {JIL The Unknown Season: ound (Luke 10 : 4 | get the pardoning blessing. Now, { the road. One Sabbath morning, at the the world-renowned and | mented violinist Ole Ball deeply You the coast of Norway. That gold walch | he had wound up day after day through | his illness, and then he sald to his com- | panion, “Now I want to wind this | watch as long as I can, and then when iI am gone I want you to keep it | wound up until it gets to my friend | Dr. Doremus, in New York, and then | he will keep it wound up until his life 18 done, and then I want the watch to go to his young son, my especial fa- vorite, The great musician who more than any other artist has made the violin {speak and sing and weep and laugh and triumph--for it seemed, when he | drew the bow across the strings, as if 'all the earth and heaven trembled in | delighted sympathy-the greal musi. | clan, in a room looking off upon the | sea, and surrounded by his favorite | instruments of music, closed his eyes | mn death. While | ALL THE WORLD WAS MOURNING {at his departure, sixteen crowded | steamers fell into ilne of funeral pro. | cession to carry his body to the main- land, There were ffty thousand of | his countrymen gathered in an amphi- bheatre of the hills waiting to hear the eunlogium, and it was sald when the great orator of the day with slentorian voice began to speak, the fifty thousand people burst into tears, On! that was the close of a life that | had done so much to make the world | happy. But I have to tell you, young man, if you live right, and die night, that was a tame scene compared with that which will greet you when from the galleries of heaven the one hundred and forty and four thousand shall accord with Christ in erying, “Well done, thou good and faithful servant.” And the influences that on earth you put 1n motion will go down from gener- ation to generation, the influences you wound up handed to yourchildren, and their influence wound up and handed to their children, until watch and clock are no more nensded to mark the prog. ress, because time itself s#Bl Le no longer. Difference of Linen and Cotton Fibre, ——— It is often a matter of importance to the purchaser of goods to be able to distinguish between linen and cotton fibres in some more Simple manner than by the infallible tests of the micro- This may be done by taking a thread of the fabric in question, un- twisting it slightly, and then pulling it apart, and examining the extremities where it has separated, If the thread be of cotton it will part very readily and present at the extremity a frizz branching, twisted appearance. The linen thread, on the o hand, gener- ally oats off short, yi the emd forms a tuft, consisting straight th not twisted ther. By bi Gweades of linen ; Give a man luck and throw him into the sea. | Slag wehus S0ug1v8 wou shall bs prom upon another, ‘ 11 2) The seeming | LUTE; | ence: (3) The prophetic decree; The complete overthrow. he COW ae fi shall these things 1gno Quiry.- adi ’ anoe -] 1) Great events; (& Curiosity; SOARS, If, THE ACCUMULATING FERILS, I. Deceptions, Take heed that astray (5). Many shall come,.... saying, 1 am the Christ (Matt, 24: 5). Many false prophets shall arise 24 : 11). They beguile the hearts of tl (Rom. 16 : 18}, Many deceivers are gone forth int world {2 John 7). Il. Tumults: Ye shall hear of wars and ramours of wars {7). no man lead you (Matt, f Pr 1 ANNOCE y tho 94 : 7) Kingdom against Kingdom 13 : 8). Thine enemies shall cast up a bank about thee (Luke 19 : 43). It was given unto him to make war with the saints (Rev. 13 : 7). 111 Sorrows: These things are the beginning of travail (8). Your house (Matt, 20: (Mark is left “ _ ) unto you (Matt. 24: 7). {Luke 21 : 11). In the world ve have tribulation (John 16 : 33). 1. “Take heed that no man lead you astray.” (1) The world’s pressure; (2) The disciple’s peril; (3) The Lord's warning. 9. “Be not troubled.” (1) Sources of trouble; (2) Antidotes of trouble. {1} The troublous world; (2) The troubled disciples; (3) The comfort- ing Lord. 3. “These things must needs come 10 pass,’ (1) Iu fulfilment of prophecy: (2) In closing out the shadow: (3) In bringing in the substance. 11, THE REQUIRED FIDELITY. I In Personal Vigilance. Take ye heed to yourselves (9). Beware of men (Matt, 10 : 3) Watch therefore (Matt, 24 : 42). I say unto all, Watch (Mark 13 : 87) Wateh and pray that rT enter not temptation (Mark 14 : 38), IL In Abiding Trust: Be not anxious beforehand (11). Cast hy Ferien upon the Lord (Psa. bb : 23). Be not therefore anxious for the morrow (Matt, 6 : 34). Be of good cheer (John 16 : 33). In nothing be anxious (Phil. 4 : 6), 1iL In Endurance to the End: He that endureth to the end, the same shall be saved (13). Ge in way till the end be (Dan, That J may accomplish my gourse (Acts to 20 : 24). ‘ I have finished the course (2 Tin, 4 : 7). Be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee the crown of life {Rev, 2:10). 1. “Take ye heed to yourselves, An imperiled company; watchful guardian; (3) cry. 9 “Pe not anxious beforehand.” (1) Trying surroundings; (2) Natural anxiety: (8) Loving counsel. . “Je that endureth to the end, the same shall be (1 Endur- ance: (2) Continuance; (3) Salva. tion,—{1) The course (2) The con- tinuance; (3) The crown. "” (1) 2) A A warning saved,” LESSON BIBLE READING, ! FAITHFULRKESS, i | Characteristic of saints (Eph. 1 : 1; Col, 1:2: Thon, 6 : 2; Rev. 17 : 14). In serving God (Matt, 24 : 45, 46). In declaring his word (Jer, 28 : 25 ; 4 Cor, 2: 17; 2Cor. 4 $2) In caring for his offerings (2 Chron. 31: 11, 12). : | In helping the brethren (3 John 5 : 7). { Iu administering justice (Deut, i 2 Bam, 20 : 3. 4). In every place of trust (2 Kings 1 { Neh. 13:13; Acts 6 : 1.3). { In smallest affairs {Luke 16 : | Rewarded {1 Sam, 20 : Rev. 2 : 10), - EE —————— 6 LESSON SURROUNDINGS, I'he inters tia) silence all of 37: Matt, 22:41 A long discourse | of the Pharisees is added 123, but Mark and { brief notice of it, These two evangels | ists, however, tell of the poor widow's Mark 12 : 41-44; Luke 21 : 1-4), the one redeeming feature in the occur rences of that day within the Temple enclosure, t is probable, but not cer- that John 12: 20-50 should be | placed imioediately alter his incident, since it seems to be the { Lord’s public tes iV gins as the tle from the Temple. The p was, therefore, first th outer court of the Temple (vs. 1, 2), { then the western slope of the Mount of Olives overlooking the Temple (vs 3- : Luke feDuKe atthew | ifn 10» OF { (Mark 12 : < | 20 . 41-44 in a Luke only give a mile tale wekilly lace a year of Rome 753 Parallel passages: Matthew 24 :1 : Luke 21 : * 3 5-19 nt —————————————— os NERVE ON HIGH ROOFS. An Old Painter Gives Some of his Experience in that Linc. A brakeman sat on the roof of a relight car in Pittsburg the other after- noon and allowed his feet to hang down over the end as the train moved slowly up the street, His position didu’t seem to give Lim the jeast bother or of and the ease with which he sat there atiracted the attention of a man who has for years past been a painter. Said the painter to a Pittsburg Dispatch re- porter: Oern, wouldn't sit y on the roof of a four-story ug. I tell you when a man gets out on a cornice and lets his feet hang over there's a feeling goes through him that isn’t the pleasantest in the world. Many a time I’ve been on buildings, have had some experience. 1 be- { jeve that one of the hardest things to | do is when you have a stage swung from the cornice to go out on the roof and go down the ropes, hand over hand, on | to the stage. It will try the nerves of | the best of them to do that, Bat this brakeman reminds me of a circumstance down at Cincinnati some years ago. was one of the many painters working on the Board of Trade building. There were about a dozen of us on top of the second story, which I believe is about | eighty-five feet from the street. OSev- eral of the men tried it, but as soon as one leg would be swung over it would { be pulled back, At last 1 tried It, think. ing that it would be easily done. I | went at It pretty bravely, and got one | foot over all right, but the minute I at- { tempted to place the other one there it | seemed that both my bands wanted to | clutch something to keep me from fall- | ing. I don’t think ansbody could have convinced me that 1 wouldn’t have | fallen down if 1 had put both feet over, {and all the other men sald the same. | This thing of hanging over the edge of a high building isn’t all it's supposed to be fellow 80 UNCOn- 3 Ula A - How a Dog was Surprised. | Among the various features of the New York Central Park, the one which | attracts the most attention from the children is the collection of animals, There are many kinds and all sizes, | from huge elephants and hippopotami | to tiny Guinea pigs. One day last sum- | mer a thirsty dog slipped unobserved | into the park, from Fifth avenue. and | ran up to an elephant that stood weav- | ing to and fro, as elphants have a habit | of doing. No sooner did the dog thrust | his nose into the elephant’s trough and begin to lap the water than the eles phant inserted his trunk into the other end of the trough, filled 3¢ with waler and turned a full stream upon the as- tonished Intruder. The poor little dog dropped his tail and ran yelping away, followed by the stream of water as long