DR. TALMAGE'S SERMON: Evangelism Vindioated. “And I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up: and it was in my mouth sweet as honey; rad as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter. And he said unto me, Thou must propacsy again before many peo- ples und nations and tongues and kings." Rev. 10:10, 11. DoMITIAN, the Roman Emperor, had in bis realm a troublesome evangelist who would keep preaching, and so he exiled him to a barren island, as now the Russians exile convicts to Siberia, or as sometimes the English govern- ment used to send prisoners to Austra- lia. The island I speak of 1s now call- ed Patmos, aud 18 so barren and unpro- ductive that its inhabitants live by fishing. But one day the evangelist of whom 1 speak, sitting at the mouth of a cav- ern, and perhaps half asleep under the drone of the sea, has A SUPERNATURAL DREAM, and before him pass, asin a paporama, time and eternity. Among the strange things that he saw wasan angel with a little book in his hand, and in his dream the evangelist asked for this little book, and the angel gave it to him, and told him to eat it up. As in a dream things are sometimes incongruous, the evange- list took the little book and ate it up. The angel told him beforehand that it would be very sweet in the mouth, but afterward he would be troubled with indigestion. True enough, the evange- list devours the book, and it becomes to him a sweetness during the mastica- tion, but afterward a physical bitter- ness. Who the angel was and what the book was, no one can tell. The com- mentators do not agree, and I shall take no responsibility of interpretation, but it suggests to me THE LITTLE BOOK OF CREEDS, which sceptics take and chew up and find a very luscious morsel to their wit- ticism, but after a while it 1s to them a great distress, The angel of the church hands out this little book of evangelism and the antagonists of the Christian Church take it and eat it up, and it makes them smile at first, but after- ward it 1s to them a dire dyspepsia. All intelligent people have creeds— that 1s, favorite theories which they have adopted. Political creeds—that is, theories about tariff, about finance, about civil service, about government. Social creeds—that is, theories about manners and customs and good neigh- porhood. Esthetical creeds—that is, theories about tapestry, about bric-a Religious creeds —that is, theories aboutthe Deity, about the soul, the great future. The only being who has no creed about anything is always a sign of profound ignorance on the part of the scoffer, for he has himself a hundred creeds in regard to other things. In our time the beliefs of evang. istic churches are under AFUSILLADE OF CARICATURE and misrepresentation, Men up what they call orthodox faith, and then set denunciation, Christian Churches believe, They falsify what the They take harsh and repulsive way, and put them out of the assoclation with other truths, They are hike a mad anatomist, who, desiring to tell what a man is, dissects # human body and hangs up in one place the heart, and in avoiher place ankle bone, and says that is a man. They are only fragments of a man wrenched out of their God-appointed places, Evangelical religion is a healthy, symmel: ical, well-jointed, roseate, bounding life, and the scalpel and the dissectiuy knife of the infidel or the atheist cannot tell you what It is Evangelical religion is as different from enemies the scare-crow as the ruvens is different from the farmer himeseil, For instance, these enemies of evan- )elieves that God is a savage sovereign, and tiat He made some men just to damn them, and that there are infants in bell a span long. These old slanders come down from generation to genera- tion. The Presbyterian Church be- tieves no such thing, The Presbyter- fan Church believes that God is a lov- ing and just Sovereign, and that we are free agents, **No, nol that cannot be,” say these men who have chewed up the seed and bave the consequent embit- tered stomaci:s, “That is impossible; if God Is a s.vereign, we can’t be free agents,” Why, my friends, we ad- mit this in every other direction, I, De Witt Talmage, am a free citizen, 1 go when I please id I come when I please, but I have AT LEAST FOUL SOVEREIGXS. The Church court of our denomina~ Jans that is my ecclesiastical sovereign, I'he mayor of this ety; he is my muni- sipul sovereign, The Governor of New York: be is my State sovereign. The President of the United States; he 1s ny national sovereign. Four sover- signs have I, and yet in every faculty of body, mind, and soul Iam a free wan. So, you see, it is possible that the two doctrines go side by side, and there is a connmon~sense way of present- ing it, and there is a way that is repul- sive, 1f you have the two doctrines in 2 worldly direction, why not in a re ligious direction? It 1 choose to-mor- sow morning to walk into the Mercan- ile Library and amprove my mind, or 0 go tough the couservatory of my friend at Jamaica, who has flowers trom all lands growing under the arches of glass, and who has an aquarium all squirm with trout and gold fish, and here ure trees bearing oranges aud sunanas—if 1 want to go there, I could, fam free to go. If 1 want to go over w Hoboken and leap into a turn. we of an ofl factory, if I want to jump from the platform of the Pnila- 1elphia express train, if I want to leap from Brooklyn Dridge, I may. But su 1 shiould go to-morrow and leap into the furnace at Hoboketh who would be to blame? That is all there "1s about : lS Ly SOVEREIGNTY AND FREE AGENCY, i pny i servatories and He has blast furnaces, If you want to walk in the gardens, walk there. If you want to leap in the furnaces, you may. Suppose, now, a man lad a charmed key with which he could open all the jails, and he should open llaymond Street Jail, and the New York Tombs and all the prisons on the continent! In three weeks what kind of a country would this be? all the inmates turned out of those prisons and penitentiaries. Suppose all the reprobates, the Lud spirits, the outrage- ous spirits, should be turned into the New Jerusalem, Why, the next morn- ing the gates of pearl would be found off hinge, the linchpin would be gone out of the chariot wheels, the *‘house of many mansions’’ would be burglar ized, Assault and battery, arson, liber- tinism, and assassination would reside in the capital of the skies. Angels of God would be insulted on the streets, Heaven would be a dead fuilure If there were no great lock-up. If all people without regard to their charac- ter when they leave this world go right into glory, 1 wonder if in the temple of the skies Charles Guiteau and Jolin Wilkes Booth occupy the same pew! Your common sense demands two les. tinies! And then as to the Presbyteriin Church believing there are infants in perdition, if you will bring me a Pres. byterian of good morals and sound mind who will say that he believes there ever was a baby in the lost world, or ever will be, I will make him a deed to the house I live in, and he can take possession LO-IOITOW, So the Episcopal Church Is misrepre- sented by the enemies of evangelism. They say that Church substitutes forms and ceremonies for heart religion, and 1t is all a matter of liturgy and genu- flexion. False again. All Episcopal- ians will tell you that the forms and creeds of their Church are worse than nothing unless the heart go with then. So also the Baptist Church has been misrepresented. THE ENEMIES OF EVANGELISM say the Baptist Church believes that unless a man is immersed he will never get into heaven. False again, All the Baptists, close communion and open communion, believe that if a man ac- cept the i. Jesus Christ he will be saved, whelinr he be baptized Ly one drop of water on the forehead, or be plunged into the Ohlo or Susquehanna, although immersion is the only gate lo their earthly communion. The enemies of evangelism also mis- represent the Methodist Church. They ary emotion, aud that all a man has to do is to kneel down at the altar and him on the back and says, ‘It 1s all The Methodist Church believes that the Holy Ghost alone ean convert a heart, and in that Church conversion is an earthquake of convic- tion and a sunburst of pardon. to mere “temporary emotion,’ we all had more of emotion” which lasted Bishops Janes and Matthew Simpson for a half cen- tury, keeping them on fire for God until their holy enthusiasm consumed their 1 wish are misrepresented. And then these enemies of evangelism go on and hold up the great doctrines Christian Churches as absurd, dry, and inexpli- cable technicalities, **Thereis your of DOCTRINE OF THE TRINITY,” they say. ‘‘Absurd beyond all bounds, Impossible! If it isone God, three, they can't be one’ same time all of us—they with us—ac- knowledge trinities all around us mind, soul, Body with which we with which we love, Three, yet one wan, Trinity in the air—light, heat, moisture—yet one atmosphere, Trinity court. Trinities all in earthly govern. went, and in nature. Of course, all bench, but one illustrate the spiritual Dut suppose an ignorant man should cowe up to a chemist and say: *I deny what you say about the water, and about the air: they are not made of different parts, The air is one; I breathe it every day. The water is one; I drink 1 every day. You can’t deceive me ABOUT THE ELEMENTS that go to make up the air and. the water.” The chemist vould say: “Y ou come up into my laboratory and I will demonstrate this whole thing to The ignorant man goes into the chemist’s laboratory, and sees for him- self. He learns that the water is one, and the air is one, but they are made up of different parts, So here is a man who says, ‘I ean’t understand the doc- trine of the Trinity.” Godsays, *You come up here into the laboratory after your death, and you will see—you will see it explained, you will see it demon- strated.” The ignorant man cannot understand the chemistry of the water and the air until be goes into the labor- atory, and we will never understand the Trinity until we go to heaven. The ignorance of the man who cannot un- derstand the chemistry of the air and water does not ehange the fact. De- cause we cannot understand the Trin. ity, does that change the fact? “And there 8 your absard doctrine about justification by faith,” say these antagonists who bave chewed up Lhe little book of evangelism, and have the consequent embittered stomach—"*justi- fication by faith; you can’t explain it.” I can explain it. It 1s simply this: when a man takes the Lord Jesus Christ as Ins Saviour from sin, God lets the offeuder off, Just as you have a dil- ference with some he has injured you, he apologizes, or he makes repara- tion, you say: “Now, that’s all right, that’s all right.” Justification by faith is this; & man takes Jesus Christ as his Susidus, end god says to the man: ‘Now, Was wi before, but it is all right now; it is all ‘tighs' That was what le Martin 4 regeneration,” these antagonists of evangelism say, WHAT 18 REGENERATION? Why, regeneration is reconstruction. Anybody can understand that. Have you not seen people who are all made over again by some wonderful influence? In other words, they are just as differ- ent now from what they used to be as possible, The old Constellation, man- of-war, lay down here at the Brooklyn Navy Yard. Famine came to Ireland. The old Constellation was fitted up, and though it had been carrying gunpowder and bullets, it took bread to Ireland, You remember the enthusiasm as the old Constellation went out of our har- bor, and with what joy it was greeted by the famishing nation on the other side of the sea, That is regeneration. A man loaded up with sin, and death loaded up with life, Refitted, Your observation Las been very small indeed if you have not seen changes in charac- ter as radical as that, A LIQUOR SELLER CONVERTED. A man came into this church one night, and he was intoxicated, and at an utterance of the pulpit he sald ina subdued tone: “That's a lie”? Au officer of the church tapped him on the shoulder, and said: You must be silent, | or you must go out.” The next night that stranger came, and he was con- verted to God. He was in the liquor business; He resigned the business, The next day he sent back the samples that had just been sent him, He began to love that which he hated. tized him by immersion in the bapistry under this platform. A large salary was offered him if he would return to his former business, He declined it, He would rather suffer with Jesus Christ than be prospered in the world. He wrote home a letter to his Christian mother. The Christian mother wrote back congratulating him, and said: sti f in the change of your business you have lack of means, come home; you are always welcome home.” He told of his conversion to a dissolute companion. The dissolute companion said: “Well, if you have become a Christian, you had better go over and talk to that dy- ing girl, She is dying with quick con sumption in that house,’’ The new convert went there, Ail the surround. ings were dissolute. He told THE DYING GIRL that Jesus would save her. “Ohi” said she *‘that can't be, that can't bel What makes you think so?” *'I have it plied, He pulled out a New Testament. She said; “Show 1t to me; if I can be saved, show it to me in that book."’ He said: *1I have neglected this book, as you have neglected it, for years, and I don’t know where Lo find it but I know that it Is somewhere be- tween the lids.’ Then he began to turn ful to say, his eye struck upon this pas. and sin po more.” She said: “It isn't possible that is there!” “Yea,” he | said, ‘that is there,” He held it up { before her dying eyes, and she said: “Ob, yes, I see it for myself; I accept the promise: *Neither do 1 thee; go and sin no more,’” In a few that gave it, and the new preached the funeral sermon, The man | who a few days before had been a blas- | phemer and a drunkard and a hater of all that was good, be preached the ser- mon. That is regeneration! that is re- | generation! If there are any dry husks | of technicality in that, where are hey? { All made over again by the power of { the grace of God! | A few vears ago A SHIP-CAPTAIN | came In here, and sat yonder under the gallery.. He came in with a contempt for the Church of God, and with an especial dislike for Talmage. When an opportunity was given he arose for prayer, and as he was more than six | one doubted that he arose! That hour he became a Christian, He went out and told the ship-owners and the ship- been wrought in him, and scores and scores have been brought to God through his riumentality, A little while after his conversion he was on ship off Cape Hatteras in a thick and prolonged fog, and they were at their wits’ ends, and knew not what to do, the ship drifting about hither borat inst | ings; and the converted sea-captain went to his room, and asked God for the salvation of the ship, and God re- knees that at a certain hour, only a the converted sea-capiain came oul on the deck, and told how God heard his prayers. He said: **1t is all right, boys; very soon now the fog will lift.”" men- tioning the hour. A man who stood there laughed aloud in derision at the idea that God would answer prayer; but at just the hour when God had as- sured the captain the fog would lift the fog, and the man who had joered and laughed was stunned, and fell to the deck, The fog lifted. Yonder was Cape Hatteras lighthouse, The ship was put on the right course, and sailed on to the harbor of safety. most of his time in evangelical work. He kneels down by one who has been helpless in the bed for many months, and the next day she walks forth in the streets, well. He kneels beside one who has long been decrepit, and HE RESIGNS THE CRUTCHES, 11e kveels beside one who had not seen enough to be able to read for ten years, and she reads the Bible that day, Con sumptions go away, and those who had diseases that were appalling to behold, come up to rapid convalescence and to complete health, [am not telling you anything pecond-handed, I have had the story from the lips of the patients in this very house, those who were brought to health of body while at the satne time brought to God. No second- hand story this. 1 have heard the testimony from men wid women who have been cured. You may call it faith-cure, or you may call it the power of God oniing down in I'do not care what you call it; scolling sea-captal and lowly Jesus, giving all the time to evangelical labors, or all the time he can spare from other occupations, That is regeneration! that is regeneration! Man all made over again! “There is your absurd doctrine of vicarious sacrifice,”’ say these men who have ehewed up the little book of creeds, and have the consequent embittered stomach, YYICARIOUS SACRIFICE! Let every man suffer for himself. Why do I want Christ to suffer for me? I'll suffer for myself and carry my own bur- dens,” They scoff at the idea of vicari- ous sacrifice, while they adinire it every- where else except in Christ, People see its beauty when a mother suffers for her child, People see its beauty when a patriot suffers for his country. People gee its beauty when a man denles him- self for a friend, They can see the beauty of vicarious sacrifice in every one but Christ. A young lady in one of the literary institutions was a teacher, She was very reticent and retired in her habits, and she formed no companionships in the new pos.tion she occupied, and her dress was very plain—sometimes it was very shabby. but no reason was given. the letter discharging her from the posi- tion, she said: “Well, if I have failed ment, and, found none, and in des- peration and in dementia she ended her life by suleide. Investigation was small means she had SUPPORTED HER FATHEL, eighty years of age, and was way for her brother in Yale his way to the ministry. It was found | coldest day of all the season. People gathering at | the very people who had scoffed came {it was too late, | that, But many are not moved by the | fact that Christ paid Ils poverty for { edges of humiliation, that we might peace and heaven. | doctrines at which others jeer. Ob, the depths of the riches both of the | unsearchable is His wisdom, and His wavs are past finding out! Oh the length, the the immensity, breadth, the infinity, est prayers go out in behalf of all those who scoff at the When THE LONDON PLAGUE England bereavement, excited much comment, in a fright and The and the cry, was answered by the bring. and nigut, your dead! | and they were put twenty or thirty in | cemetery; and these dead were and fourteen burials! The carts would | come up with their great burden | twenty or thirty to the mouth of the | and the dead shot into the pit. All the churches in London were open for prayer day and might, and England was in a great anguish, | elifef burial-place, there was A GROUP OF HARDENED MEN, | the gref-struck who went by to the burial-place, These men sal here day {at God. But after a while ons of them | was struck with the plague, and in two | the trench from { they had uttered their nibaldry. ! the world, Millions are smitten with It now, of wretchedness, plague of woe! | consecrated women and men from all Christendom are going out trying to | stay the plaiue and alleviate | anguish, and there is a group of men in this country base enough to sit and deride the work. They scoff at the | Bible, and they scoff at Jesus Christ, { and tuey scoff at God, If these words i sitting here to-day, or through printing-press, let me tell them to re- metnber the fate of that group in the | two black wings over the doomed cily of London. Oh, instead of being scof- fers let us be disciples! “Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth In the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.” A ———— The Quicksands of Nebraska. Quicksand 18 found in nearly all parts of the country, but in very great quan- tity along the Platte river, in Nebraska. It is composed principally of mica, or small particles of rock disintegrated from large bodies of rock and subjected to a continuous washing process. The water removes all the roggedness or an- ular shape from the particles, The ragments. become smooth and slimy and slip upon each other with the great- est facility, so that any heavy weight resting upon this sand causes the par- ticles to be displaced, They separate from the centre, allowing the weight te sink until a solid basis is reached. When particles of sand are ragged and angular any weight pressing on them will crowd them together until they are compacted into a solid mass. A sand com of mica or soapstone mixed with water seems in of such consolidation. ST A AAA. The fmanufacilirers oi periorated chalr seats have com mned, Their ob. ject can be seen through, ; ¥ SUNDAY sCHOOL LESSON. Suspay Fesnuany 17, 1239, The Timid Woman's Touche LESSON TEXT. 1 85.84. Memory vorsta, 53,34) LESSON PLAN, Toric oF THE QUARTER; Mighty Worker. Mark 5 Jesus the GoLpeEN TEXT FOR THE QUARTER: Belweve me that I am in the Father, and the Futher in me: or else believe me for the very works’ sake.—John 14 : 11 Lessox Toric: Honormg the Trust- Jul, Lesson Outitne: | { 1. The Trusiful Woman, v8. 25-25, { 2, The Healing Touch, ya 20-31 2. ‘The Supreme Commendation, VE 8-34, GorLpex TEXT : believe Mark 5 : 86, DAILY HoMeE READINGS: M.—Mark 5 : 20-34, Honoring the trustful, T.—Matt. 9: 20: 22, parallel narrative, W.—~Liuke 8 : 43-48, lel narrative, T.—Matt., 14 : 22-30. hand of Jesus, F.—Luke 7 36-50, woman pardoned. 8.—Matt. 15 : 21-28, mother blessed, 8.—Tim. 1:1-12, ing Be not afraid, only Matthew's Luke's paral- The helping A penitent A praying Confident trust. 1.ENSSON I. THE TRUSTFUL | IL Suffering: A ; many things (25). It is good for me that I h flicted (Psa. 119 : 71). A woman who had an twelve vears (Matt, 9: | Thirty and eight years (John 5 : 5. After that ve have while (1 Pet. 5: 10). {| 11. Seeking : Having came (27). Came behind him (Matt. 9 : | Come unto me, all ve that labour and are heavy laden (Matt, 11 : 28). The same came him by n (John 3 : 2) | Sir, we woud | 111 Trusting: | She i, If I touch { made whole (28). My heart is fixed, trusting (Psa. 112:7 { She said within he { Matt, : 21 . if thou w Lait (Mark i : I know him whom have ANALYSIS WOMAN, suffered which had WoOllin ave been af- issue of blood 205. in his infirmity . p- x 1 a little suffered heard concerning Jesus, ay. 1 nn 21). Tr % . . see Jesus (John 12 BA 49 make me clean nt all she had, an bettered,’ (1) : {3} Fatlure, heard the things concert ' (1) A nesdy hearer; yessage; (3) An touched need; (2) proach; {3 41 COSS, If. THE HEALING sasciouns Restoration: fell in body healed (29 He....began to things Jesus had don oA. 1 know, that, whereas 1 I see (John 9 : 25) Ie entered,.... snd praising God (Acts 3 : | He went on his way rejoicing I 8:50, IL. Outgoing Power: The power proceeding from him had gone forth (30). | He....gave them authority... (Matt. 10: 1. TOUCH. 1 4 She Het how great 2 4 was blind, now - 10 heal neal {Luke 5 : 17). Power came forth from him, and heal ed them all (Luke 6 : 19). | I perceived that power from me {Luke 8 : 46). 115 Loving Detection: Who touche 1 my garments? (3 | Who is it thal touched me? 8:45). Zasclueus, make haste, and come down i {Luke 19 : 5}. | When thou wast under th saw thee (John 1 : 48), He himself knew what was in {John 2 : 25). 1. “she felt In her body that she was healed.” (1) Miraculously hea ed; (2) Consciously healed; (3) Com- pletely healed. “Pereeiving in himself that the power. . .. had gone forth.” (1) The Lord's inherent power; (2) Lord's outgoing power. had gone 8 1 {Luke po fig tree, 1 nan a9 - {1} ‘lhe pressing multitude; (2) The surprising question; (3) The gracious detection, 111. THE SUPREME COMMENDATION, 1. The Look of the Lord, He looked round about to see her (32]. The Lord. ...beholdeth all the sons of men (Psa. 33 : 13). The king came in tg behold the guests (Matt, 22:11). He had looked round about on them with anger (Mark 3: 5). The Lord turned, and looked upon Peter (22 : 61) il. The Acknowledgment of Woman: The woman... .fell down before him, and told him all (33) Declared. ... for what cause she touched (Luke 8 : 47). Many... believed on him because of the word of the woman (John 4 : 39), Told....it was Jesus which made him whole (Jobn b © 15) Thou Jeuowsst that 1 love thee (John 1:17) 111. The Benediction of the Lord: Go in peace, and be whole of thy Plague (04). eli: thy faith hath made thee whole (Matt' 9: the EE ————————————— Gio thy way: thy faith hath made thee whole (Lake 17 : 19). 1. “He looked round aboul to see her.” (1) The Secker; (2) The sought, 2. “The woman....came and fell down before him.” (1) Ceming to Jesus: (2) Worshipping Jesus; (3) Prevaling with Jesus, 3. “Go in peace, and be whole of thy plague.” (1) Peace; (2) Wholeness, —{1) Coming in trouble: going ir pea; (2) Coming in sickness; going in health; (3) Coming in fear; going in faith, ssn A AI LESSON BIBLE READING, THE TOUCH OF JESUS, Desiring Jesus’ touch (Mark B :22 Luke 18 : 154. | Desiring to touch Jesus (Matt. 9: 20, | 21; Mark 3:10; 5:27,28: Luke® 19; 8B : 44). Healed by the touch of Jesus (Matt, 8 : 3.15: 9:20; Mark 1:41;79:33 ; Luke 5 : 13:7 :14 ; 22: 51). | Healed by touching Jesus (Matt, 14 : 26; Mark 5 : 27-20; 6 : 56). The toucher sought (Mark 5:80, 21: Luke 8 : 45), Touch forbidden (John 20 : 17). IA SAS LESSON SURROUNDINGS, i It 18 generally agreed among recent | barmonists that Mark 2 : 15-22 is | of its chronological order. The feast | at the house of levi (Matthew), and | the subsequent discourse, teen to nd | their proper place between verses 21 and {22 of chapter 5; that is, immediately | before the present lesson. | The reasons for this view sasy | | briedy stated, In Matthew 9 : 185 ibs | deBuitely said that the rule 3 { out £ Came “‘while be spake these things;” that is, the discourse about fasting, elc. | discourse is connected in all tree ac- | counts with the feast atthe Louse of | Levi, and it is difficult to disconnect | the two by any other view of the order. i But the call of Levi (Matthew) is | rectly joined with the hesling of the { paralytic in all the accounts. Is | of them is it asserted that the feast iwm- | mediately followed the call | Itis positively certain thal the wo- man was healed while our Lord was on the way to the house Jairvs, (It | will be noticed that the passage Mark {2 :1522 is the only one io Mark's par- | rative of the Galilean ministry that is not in position.] The | place was, in all probability, Caper- pnaum. The time was very shortly after | the return from the country of the | Gerasenes, late in the year of Rome 781, A.D, 28 Parallel passages: : 43-45, AIA —— § ES Ga Lone of CHronological F « —— a: 20 Matt, Jirds Can Count, “finds have at least a vague ea ol | the number of eggs in their nests, To { pan not take oul one without causing u { them a disquiet that becomes greater i We remove more, jut they manifest a like distress when their egge are only | disarranged. {s this because tix geowetrical arrangement of the ezgs changed? Five eggs or four make 2 sy mime lrical arrangement as the bire disposes of them. Bus if some taken out, and three, or two, Or One oh alt { bly changed “Have they also the faculty of est mating as successive repeti tions of the same facts in time, or of counting the reiteration ef Lhe same | perceptions? 1 was once told of a workman who was in the babit of giv- | ing sugar every day to a dog he mel In oing to his work. he dog counted daddy return. He gave three ar one after the other, and or 1 n his EURR of ny ed and did not ask for any more. It had, therefore, the notion of these three successive facts, and could count them, | *‘Houzeau de la Hale tells of a peli- | ean livin: in a fisherman's fam'ly at | Santo Domingo that was fed upon the | refuse of the fish cleaning. Looking | for its food, it went Lo the shere every | day and waited for the boails to come | back. ‘I'he fishermen rested on Sun- { day. and the bird acquired se clear a | notion of the return of that day, when | it had to fast, that it weuld not stir | from the tree on which it Was accus- | tomed to spend its time. It is mot nec- essary to suppose that the pehican had | learned to count the six days at the end | of which its maslers woudd mot go Oshe | ing; but, while it really es"imated daily | the time when it must make its excur- | sion to the shore, it was wformed of | the return of Sunday by observalion of | what was going on in the house; as, | for instance, by the fishermen pulling | on their Sunday clothes, in the same way as the dog knew when ils maser | was going to bunt by Seeing him w'th | his gun and game bag." - ss AMA: ssi Cheap Restaurant Siang. “So If 1 were to give the cook your order as stated by you, and say, ‘One porterhouse steak,’ the cook would broil himself to Ceath on the coals in astonishment, I'd sumply say ‘brown stone front,’ and your order would be served to a turn, So, fried ham is re- duced to “one in the pan,’ and boiled eggs to ‘two in the water.’ Poached eggs, in our vernacular, becomes ‘chip- ples on the fecce,’ and if des ved on toast, ‘three on horseback.” Scrambled eggs signify shipwreck,’ and mt'k toast js :urmished by ordering ‘graveyard stew.’ Spareribs are ‘hoopskwia.’ and sausage in the kitchen takes the nawe of ‘cable line.’ And to summarize, ted ‘bowl ups’ hot cakes, Let we make rm I Is Ground fish 18 now being extensively used ns food in place of ground weal, and a said to be excellent, contams guite & propor- tion of bone as well as meal.