The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, May 10, 1888, Image 1

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    OLD SERIES, XL:
NEW SERIES XXI.
FRED KURTZ, - - EDITOR
THEY DID IT.
What? Cured among others the
following. They write:
849 Central Ave, Cincinnati, O.,
iar Sh }
Cot ast and dyspepsia. 1 gave ten of
fue ills to a friend who is troubled with
. OWERAMY,
18 Rosette St, New Haven, CL, }
February loth, as. §
Athlophoros Pills worked wonders in my
case of dyspepsia Exxa L. Cranx.
Ath-lo-pho-ros Pills are small and
pleasant to take, yet wonderfully
effective. Invaluable for kidney
and liver complaints, dyspepsia, in-
digestion, constipation, iy
ete. They'll take away that tired
feeling giving new life and strength,
ArBend 6 cents for the beautiful colored pic
ture, “ Moorish Maiden.”
THEATHLOPHOROS CO. 112 Wall St. N.Y
WHY DO YOU PAY RENT?
Whep the money given the landlord will
purchase a better house than the one in
which you live. Should you die before
the payments are complete, your heirs
receive a deed at once. Why not secure
a home or business property on this plan
enjoy all your earnings, and be confident
that your family will not be turned into
thes'reet should you die. For further
pariiculars apply or address
Tur Hour Company oP N.Y,
33 and 35 Liberty St. New York,
or A. C Moore, General Agent, office
over post office, Bellefunte. md
WwW M GOHEEN,
AUCTIONEER,
Boalsburg, Ps
Is prepared to ery sales, He has been
snceessfl in the past and offers his ser-
vices to the public, tf.
PULLRAS BUFFET SLEEPING
CARS WITHOUT CHANGE,
8t. Louis to Los Angeles and San Frao-
CISCO,
VIA THE IRON MOUNTAIN ROUTE
Leave St. Louis at 8:30 p. m., Daily.
THE ONLY LINE THAT DOES IT.
NO HIGH ALTITUDES, ¥0 SNOW BLOCKADES
I
N. LEITZEL
0——=AUCTIONEER——0
Spring Mills, Pa.
Has
Terms
teed.
vears experience,
satisfaction guaran-
had many
reasonable;
J D. MURRAY,
' Centre Hall, Pa,
Dealer in DRUGS, popular Patent Medicines
Whiskey, Brandy, Wine, and Holland Gin kept
and po for medicinal purposes only. Store open
every day inthe week,
} STOCKHOLDERS —
neeting of the stockbold
Tyrone Railroad Comyp
Tee of the company, No
1548, at 113g o'clock, a. m. Election for
dent and directors same day and place.
JAMES R. McCLURE,
Secretary.
presi
12apr3t
CAUTION ~THE FOLLOWING PROPERTY
having been purchased of Jacob Cath.
erman, by the undersigned, at constable’s sale,
aud will be left in his possession at my pleasure,
namely, 1 team of horses and harness, | cow. All
persons are hereby cautioned against meddling
with the same io any manner DALE & OO,
aprd Centre Hall
T. ELMO HOTEL,
Ne. 817 & 319 Arch Street, Philadelphia.
Reduced rates to $2.00 per day. The
traveling public will still ind at this Ho-
tel the same liberal provisien for their
comfort. Itis located in the immediate
Joontres of business and pisces of amuses
ment and different railroad depots, as well
as all parts of the city, are easily accessible
by Street Cars constant! passing the
doors. It offers BE . inducement
to those visitingthecity for business or
plagsure.
our patronage
Pos M.
respectfiuly solicited
FEGER Propriator
NEW MILLINER SHOP,
The undersigned Las opened a millins
er shop in Jacob Lee's house near the de-
pot at Centre Hall.
The patronage of the public is solic
ted. All are invited.
p. 19th Sane E. Grove.
GRAIN,
REPORTED WEEKLY BY KURTZ & SON,
Prices subject to fluctuniions of market,
Wheat, red 3 85 O8tbeuciinnnnl B
i BM Rye... “ WM
45 Batley No. 1... Bo
Barley No. 2, mixed with oats, bought at oasis
weight and price,
Wheat mixed with Rye bought at rye weigh
and price, ns
FLOUR AND FEED,
Fancy Pat. Flour. 145 Bean
Best Roller Flour. $1 88 Brag. retatl cwi,
24 Best Rol'r Flour 125 © LO0h.....o
Middlings perton. 000 ~ por cwt
COAL MARKET,
et othr tad
le
BR a
tt dl a ait SL wervesens
BAL] BIOVE...ccnueiivismmsrrimssssrmmmssmmmmsssins
Chestnut
tte
Ww a ht tt bth tt cd
rt
JB3BIATS $83
aeerives
2A discoutst on all Above prices will be made
forSPOT Cash,
KURTZ & HON
When aby was sick, we gave her Castorts,
‘When she wae a Child, abe cried for Castoris,
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria,
NYE GOER A-SHOPPING.
Ends Some Hoflections on Our Metro-
politan Rotall System -How a Saloslady
Was Offended — shopping in the Wild
West-Now York in Danger of Losing Tis
Trade ~The Great Curse of Hum as Bill
Understands It,
or EW YORK is a great
metropolis, and trade
humiliate yourself in
thi
mathematics by
fre
© alarming
tex of traffic and the
hum and Luzz ind v-~the vortex itself
block, and
often extend.
all unite to
the mart,
result |i the small buyer who
goes where he can get the best prices goes
with his front teeth in his vest pocket,
eeks to get back the
ng on the elevator
vs. Of course, he gets
a man has become at
home
and es him two w
h of his ears he hates 10 sep-
then rudely torn apart.
content with the ears of oth-
I with freckles
r4 on them sometimes, and
the waxen, beautiful bu
of who have had
fF 10 CAs
people
nlages
pping. 1 have
o in the West
vit. Infact, 1
erring to go
ere goods are marked
arrel is within the
] + and teem-
iporium on
hot day last sum-
I did not
use | was vain
ea of emphasizing
If aud those
ers. It was
desired to
a false but
metropolitan
at the side door
nt. I was not
nyself in an
di intend to give
esognition through the
tetxl to wear them on
was simply to go in
: woman who was
call her away
and tell her that 1
cruel customs
that I had de
» snd artificial
would like to
snders with blue
spenders
a, who
of
of
fiave
bought goods of
wie City, who kept
and a cieareyed
The General
skers. He
keep store,
from his bull
got into the
es and making
ht. crisp at
had been a
n New York when he
her vhody came in
ny thing he began
won and treat |
SCH the dog on
» would run out of
profanity ard resuine is chous
pec pie to wait
and beg
Ves and hot come
i ad of the day
in very well that he was
oss and get away. So
we all got into the habit walling on out
selves, and J su jul ys of cradit
which in ¥w York d
I went
third street
in there rig
rhen they
paying
into the
lone man, |
of humanity ¢ iy and diasaotrically
different sex from jay own. 1 tried to get
out, but a large and prosperous lady in
black satin and weighing muoach more than
she looked to, stood onone of my feet as if to
call my attention to something. I remained
there till another woman came to relieve
her by standing on my other foot. The
crowd did not thin out for a long time,
neither did that fat party who stood on iny
foot, but finally I got a chance t, move up
to the counter, where a tired young woman
was looking dreamily over the heads of the
seothing mass, while a row of customers
iabbed at her with their parasols,
sreast of ao b
oii
K i
ie
When the delegations from the valley of
the Harlem and beyond Brooklyn and over
against Hoboken and farther Gilgal, and the
forests of Philadeiphia and Fort Lee, and
them that dwell in tue outermost parts of
Steen Hundred and Steenty-steenth street,
and in the habitations of Murray Hiil, and
the dwellers in flats of the money-changers,
and them that live over against Tompiting
ville, and Weat Orange, and Pepsin, 0.
and Kabush and Canadas had thinned out a
little, I beckoned to the saleslady to put ber
ear over towards me, as [ desired to express
a thought. She leaned towards mo in a re
served way which tickled my nose with the
rim of ®er high, intellectual ear. 1 said to
her that I had been waiting a good while, as
there was so many others ahead of me, but
thas if the occasion mow seemed rips 1
wished she would show me her suspenders.
Those were my exact words, and yet the
papers the next day not only gave a garbled
it, but misspelled
my name twice
Thus it came to pass’ that the only time I
ever tried to buy any thing in New York,
to do it with, 1 met
1 uot yet fully under
In trying toexpiain it to the authors
net desire
to dovole 1} Gllire lil 10 the use of
suspenders i ‘
but they
than to try to get suspenders at the corset
counter on ne nest floor, when everybody
know that artment was
up seven floors, back of the yesiaur
on the left of the wooden. ware department
in charge of an elderly man with thick-set
red Donegals and a heavily-embossed nose
Rather tu admit that dnt knoe
New York intin Iv. from Castle Garder
to three o'clock a m., 1 settled the matles
and got a pair of
£3 14 s by i
man who
i
the s spender dey
ant anc
good suspenders from
does a quiet business on the sid
walk at the Fulton
ay, I believe, unless he
his store up to Park Row.
He did not show that air of reluctance and
extreme anguish over being separated from
his suspenders which we notice in the large
dealer. I paid him forty cents for the pair J
got of him, and was told afterwards that
could have the same goods or
Twenty Third street for thir
The reason thirty-pine cent
nine cents, Or nineteen of
is the price,
gives an
ship »
«
mer of street and
has moves
purchased
1)
&, Or twenwy
5, Or
as I under wd it,
opportunit to thu
to Fort Hamil
they are done up and returned, while yous
forty cents go to Wall street and pass
through a clearing house, & house of deten
tion, quarantine and a receiving t
is that
Wr goods
vault
home and have to stop at the hotel ali night
at a cost of $4.85,
Cortalnly Western merchants seem
suffer less remo rhen they part with their
goods th nis of New York,
we may judge the New York merchant by
the person who represents him, who stands
nd the counter in order to obsiruc
trade and throw obstacles in the way ol
traffic. Freer trade is what we need, ang
as a properiy-owner in Now York, 8 tax
the polished head of a family, J
vo ought to get together
ywver. Olherwise peopic
are going to Omaha snd Kansas City to buy
their goods. Bl Nye, ian NN. ¥. World,
A Man with Six Thousand Wives,
Muley Hassan, the present Sultan o
rocco, lives a retired | : g
Fez and Morooon, ar
UTLEY HASSAN
FRR
one think hima g
face wear lines that
steady roach of years, also sur
in and suffering H«
six thousand wives, wi : } koeps in
harems in Fez, Moroceo and Methues. He
also has & traveling harem, which constant
ly attends him. His life is simple, as is all
fife in Morocco; but at the same time, when
ococasion demands, he
slate as scarcely a
rival
DOR SER S0%
Cat
court in Europe can
Translated Into English.
Patient (to family physician)-In
pbsence, doctor, I was compelled to call in
young Dr. SBawbones He that
clinical symptomsin dicated chronic inter
stital inflammation. What's that ic plain
English?
Family Physician — In piain English it
means that Sawbones didn’t know what
was the matter with you.— Y. Sun
Tonsorial Item.
Barber— How do you wish
vod!
Patient To match my note at the bank.
Barber—How is that!
Patient Shave off the principal and
leave the interest. — Arcevia Record.
said the
—————
your isos
Canesucker’s Indiscretion,
Dudley How old is your parrot, Miss
Bharpgiri?
Miss Sharpgirl-That's nota polite ques
tion. That is positively indelicate, Mr.
Canesucker,
“ What's there indiscreet aboul my asik-
fng your parrot’s age!”
“Mr. Canesucker, my parrot is a fe
tale."
“ Ab, beg pawdon I" —Noeking- Bird.
He Took Five Copies.
“ Paper, sir!” he called, ss a dignified,
stiff-back old gent passed the corner.
No notice.
“ All about the fire, sir?’
Ro notice,
“ All about the war in Europe!" continued
the lad, as he followed along.
No notice,
“ All about the scan-dal 1” shouted the boy,
st the top of his voice.
“What! scandal I" exclaimed stiff-back, as
be halted. “You may give me five copies,
my son "Detroit Free rose.
Tus male population of the United King:
dom exceeding fifteen yours of wis
round numbers, 10,250,000 on the of the
latest onumerstion.
Bishop Howe Will Move, but Net Resign.
Reapixa, April13 ~The Right Rev. M
A. Do Woife Hows, Bishop of the Central
of Pennsylvania of the Protestant
Episcopal Church, will leave Reading in
the latter part of June with his family to
reside at Bristol, RL, kis native place,
where ho has boen spending the summer
sotsons for a great many The
Bishop, who is now in his eightioth =ees
will pot reaper the episcopacy of the
Central Diosess of Ponasyivania, but will
SUL supervise the work, lcaving wost of
wilson, of Bethle
i
THURSDAY MAY 10. 1888,
LYON & COS
GREAT - ANNOUNCEMENT.---
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SPRING AND S
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enn smomessee: MA SNR AE TRE
THE GREATEST
CLOTHING
STOCK
SHOES,
HE COI
Look At These Prices:
0:—:0
Cashmeres, from
Henrietta Cloth, 42 and 46 in. wide.
20¢ to ¢ 1
Embroideries, from 2¢ to 1.50
from the narrow to 1 1-2 vd. wide.
Black Silk-, from 45¢ to $2
Colored silks. from 35¢ to 1.50
Towelings, from 4 to 15¢
Muslins, from 4 1-2¢ and up
Prints, 3¢C
Plaids. 5¢
Ginghams. : 4c
5-button Kid Gloves, . 50¢ to 1.50
Childrens” Hose, 3¢ to 50¢
Ladies’ Hose, 5¢ to $1
Jerseys, . 45¢ to 84
Cashmere Shawls. ‘ 85¢ to 85
Ladies’ Linen Cufls. . 10 ito 25¢
Collars, 8S to 25¢
Corsets. ‘ . 20¢ to B82
Thompson's Glove-Fitting Corset. 90¢
2.00
Dr. Ball’s. and Dr Shilling’s Corsets.
Ladies’ Dress Button Shoes, 1-25
Kid 1.55
Childrens’ Shoes. 25¢ to 1.50
Misses “ 75¢ to 82
Boys’ 75¢ to 82
Mens’ Working Shoes, 90¢ to 1.50
Boys’ Suits, 3 to 14 yr. $1 to 5
Boys’ Suits, 13 to 20 yrs. $2 to 10
Mens’ Suits, $3.75 to 10
Mens’ Dress Suits, . 85 to 20
Ingrain Carpets, 20 to 79¢
Brussels oe 48 to 70¢
Body Brussels, . 95¢ to 1.25
Boys’ Shirt Waists, . 16 to 80¢
Boys’ Knee Pants, . 25 to 1.50
OO
CARPET]
NTY.
5c to $1
Ad "ee
Be "e oe
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The Greatest Stock !
The Lowest Prices !
SEND FOR SAMPLES. SAMPLE ORDERS CARE.
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