The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, February 23, 1888, Image 7

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    WEAK AND NERVOUS WOMEN.
How Strength of Nerves and Health of
ody May Easity be Obtained,
Women are great sufferers from nervous.
{| ness, weakness, nervous prostration, and
| exhaustion. They droop and languish un-
der household cares and work which never
ends, They retire tired and wake tired
and unrefreshed; they are worn out and ex-
hausted in nerve and vital power, and have
no strength or energy.
Fortunately—and it would almost seem
# dispensation of divine Providence to
over-worked humanity-—there are medi-
cines which restore loat nerve forces
rebuild the weakened system and
re-establish health, strength and
mergy. These medicines, which
are purely vegetable, have been
sombined into a wonderful remedy known
as Dr. Greene's Nervura Nerve Tonle,
which is kept by all druggists at §1 per
bottle. This truly wonderful remedy is
without doubt the greatest discovery of
the century, and is the best strengthening
and invigorating remedy ever known.
For nervous and physical exhaustion,
weak, tired, and languid feelings with no
power or ambition for exertion, it is a sov-
ereign remedy and absolutely certain care.
In cases of sleeplessness and nervous frri-
tability its use will be followed by calm re-
pose and natural, refreshing sleep. For
nervousness, nervous debility, exhausted
vitality, despondency, and depression of
the mind it is a perfect specific. For ma-
laria, neuralgia, rheumatism, paralysis,
numbness, trembling and insanity it is the
only positive and recognized remedy. It
never fails to cure nervous and sick head-
side, paipitation of the heart, apoplexy,
epileptic fits, hysteria, St. Vitus’'s dance,
dyspepsia, indigestion, loss of appetite,
constipation, billousness, kidney and liver
diseases,
Other medicines may be offered by drug-
gists, but do not be persuaded to try uncer-
fal
if yom insist upon having it
he may be consulted by those using this
¢t., New York, personally or by letter,
ment A A MS
FACTS, —Jones— ** What
Corp
fact a cold fact.”
J.—**Just so. A naked fact would
certainly have some excuse for being a
cold fact at this season.”
ination of a cold fact; such as, for in-
stance, you owe me $5.”
Jo—**1 know I do.”
S,—**I'm simply illustrating.
a cold fact.”
J.—“If I say: *I can’t pay you just
pow,’ is that a cold fact too?”
S. (sadly)—*‘I"m afraid it is,”
thing warm,”
Debtor—**Give me a little time.”
C.—%"Time is mouey, my friend.”
D—*1 know It, and therefore I must
1ave Lime to pay your bill.”
nisl —
A Seasible Man
ind Langs, It is more cases of
oughy, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis, Croup
snd all other Throat and Lung Troubles,
han any other medicine. The proprietor
aan anthorized any druggist to give youn
samnple Bottle Free to convinces you of the
merit of this great remedy. Large bottles,
5% cents and $1.
caring
a — ]——
sunflower has been enliivated on certain
iwamps of the Potomac malaria fever
1s decreased. At the mouth of the
Schelde, in Holland, it is stated that
similar resalts bave been observed.
water in the form of vapor, and
wromatic odor, as well as the oxygen it
:xhbales, may have something to
are to an animal.
cepting even the thistle) they must at
sometime perish. Good
therefore, lessens the labor
tucceeding year.
THERE is such a thing as preparing
the food for plants as well as for stock.
If the manure be not in a proper con-
dition for the use of the plants they
cannot appropriate it, and it will there-
fore be a saving of time to reduce it as
inuch as possible mn the manure heap.
of each
Fowws will not thrive and do well
that are penned over hogs.
house over the hogs, This is a mistake.
When done, sickness and death among
the flock is always greater. No one
wants to associate with hogs, not even
chickens,
Ix using eggs for hatching the lar.
gest and stroogest chicks will come
from eggs layed by the hens or fully
matured pullets, Eggs that are snall
or double-yelked are not suitable for
hatehing,
ALL young animals quickly learn to
eat ground oats, and there 1s no ground
grain better for them. They will grow
and thrive upon oats even when draw-
ing milk from the dams,
Tue wheat growth of the United
States is far in excess of that of any
other country, yet it 18 estimated that
€ Average acr or the whole coun
try Is but twelve
——————————
Tnose who fina pleasure in caring
for sheep may care to hear that bean
#traw is an excellent article of food for
them and they have been seen to leave
good hay and vegetables for it and
to regard it as a dainty diet.
LOOK out for lice: while they are
bard on hogs yo hot
——
Cut OUT For A LAWYER.-Stevle,
a bright four-year-old, had been told
that he must not ask for anything to
eat when visiting the neighbors, Boon
after, at the house of a distant relative,
where he invariably found someteing to
eat, he hung around, with a wilfv! sort
of look, until finally he brokas out:
**Aunt Jane, I'm awful thirsty,”
**Are you?”
“Yes, I'm so thirsty I could eat a
doughnut.”
——————
We ought not to be too anxious to en.
courage untried innovation, in cases of
doubtful improvement. For a quarter of
a century Dr. Bage’s Catarrh Remedy has
been before the public and passed through
the severest test and 1s pronounced the
most reliable remedy for that disagreeable
malady. Thousands of testimonials of its
virtues. 50 cents per bottle By drug
gists,
By using hot, moderately strong soda
water to clean them, the bristles of
hair brushes will remain white and stiff
for a long time.
It's Always the Way.
“Didn't I tell you so?" said a gentleman
to an acquaintance whom he chanced to
meet on the street; “It's always the way,”
“What's always the way ?'" inquired a
mutual friend of the two men who hap-
pened along just then, “Why, just this,”
replied the first speaker : ‘you see Smith,
here, the last time I met him he had one of
| the worst coughs you ever heard, He com-
plaived of a loss of appetite of night-sweats,
{ of low spirits and other unmistakable pre.
! monitory symptoms of consumption, 1
| told him to get a supply of Dr. Plerce's
{ Golden Medical Discovery at once. He
| did so, and look at him now! Did you
{ ever see a healthier looking man? The
{ ‘Discovery’ has snatched thousands from
I knew it would
It's always the way."
| consumptives' graves,
cure Smith,
The roughness which arises from ex-
posure to the air may be remedied by
| sponging the face with equal parts of
{ brandy and rose water
——— -
She Broke the Engagement
| because she saw that he had ceased to love
{ her. Her beauty had faded, her former
high spirits has given place toa dull lassi.
tude. What had caused this change?
{| Fanctional deraogement; she was suflering
rom those ailments peculiar to her sex.
And so their two young lives drifted apart,
How needless, bow cruel! Had she taken
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription she
might have been restored to health and
| happiness, If any lady reader of these
lines is similarly afflicted, let ber lose no
{| time in procuring the “Favorite Prescrip-
tion.” I: will
| antee from the manufacturers,
| satisfaction in every case, or money re
i funded. Bee guarantee on bottle wrapper.
eerste enema ———
| IN Despair.—A fashionable New
York young lady received a letter from
{ her aflianced, and began reading it,
“What's the matter?” asked her
{ mother,
“*Horrible!l The wretch writes that
ihe can be no more than a brother to
me. I can’t stand this disgrace, My
only hope now is death. 1 shall go
down to the East River and throw my-
i self into the water, Ma, will you be
{ kind enough to go up stairs and bring
me my sealskin sacque, my new hat and
| gloves, and my new tornure?"’
| How Apour SUNDAY?—A distin.
{ guished foreigner visits Niagara after a
| sojourn of two months inp New York,
where he has been deprived of his
| drinks on Sunday.
takes him on a tour of the great falls:
i Friend—*Well, Count, what do you
| think of Niagara?”
Count—*It iz splendide, magnifique!
does it stop running on Sunday?”
Tne Porice Kerr Busy.—Phlla-
deiphia Footpad—*‘How yer gettin’
{ along?”
New York Footpad—*‘I've been do-
in’ purty well; knocked six men in the
| head last week.”
** Where was the perlice?”
**Raidin’ art galler:.a”
His HEALTH WAS DELICATE. —
Lady of the House —'*Now that the
servant bas given you a lunch in the
kitchen you will shovel the snow off the
sidewalk, will you not?”
Tramp-*1 would like to oblige you,
madam, but really, I cannot.”
“Why not?”
“My physician has forbidden me to
handle anything cold, except victuals.”
I —————— aA
Consumption Surely Cared.,
0 ihe Editor Please Inform your resders
tbat 1 have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. By its tUmely use thousands of
hopeless cases have been nily cured. 1
shail be glad to send two botties of my remedy
FRER 10 any of your reader: who have consump
tion IT they will sent! me thelr Express and P,
address, Hespectfuliv,
TA SLOCUM, N.C, 151 Pearl 80, XY,
sisson os ic ib
Apply vaseline to the skin immediate
ly after a blow, to prevent discolora-
tion,
or
To truly tell thousands Taylor's Hospital
Cure for Catarrh is the most pleasant, pain.
less and effective remedy known, send for
free pamphiet to City Hall Pharmacy, 204
Broadway, N. Y.
a
A little ammonia on cotton inserted
in the cavity of an aching tooth often
affords instant relief,
a———
Be sure to get Hood's Sarsaparilia if you want
20 honest, reliable medicine. Do not take any
other which is alleged to be “about the same” or
Just as good.” Tusist upon having Hood's Sarsse
pariiia, which Is peculiar to itself. Sold by al
druggists, 1ryit
Some breeders regard a solid earth
floor as best for a pig pen.
I
Nothltig Cares Dropay, Gravel, Bright's, 1
Diabatess Urinary, Liver Diseases, pe ing
Ac. ike Canw's Kuiney Cure, Office, 831 Arch
St, Phila. $1 a bottle, § for $5. At Druggista
the worst cases, Care guaranteed. Tr
The question of dehorning cattle is
receiving much consideration,
————S————
Frazer Axle Grease.
The Frazer Axle Grease received medals
8 Centennial, North Carolia State
r, Paris Ex tion, American 1
inte, Now York, and others. ge
The shotlld not be allowed
to accum the ben-houses,
i
fn A
If affiioted with wore eyes tse De, Tsano
Won's Bye-water. Druggists sell at eo. per
‘When weaning colts wn | substi-
for milk will be f crushed
8 and linseed, in
4
bi
pr i A oi
Yor The Nervous
‘The Debilitated
The Aged.
* Madieal and selentifie skill has st Jost solved the
problem of the long needed medicine for the ner.
vous, debilitated, and the aged, by combining the
best nerve tontos, Celery and Coon, with other effec.
sve remedies, which, seting gently but efficiently
on the kidneys, liver and bowels, remove diseases,
restore strength aud renew vitality, This medicine is
TE Bsa place heretofore unocoupied, and marks
& new era in the treatment of nervous troubles,
Overwork, anxiety, disesse, lay the foundation of
nervous prostration and weakness, snd experience
has shown that the ususl remedies do not mend the
strain and paralysis of the nervous sywtern,
Recommended by professional and business men,
Send for circulars,
Price 81,00, 8dd by droggista,
WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors
BURLIBGTON VT.
@one Where the Woodbine Twineth,
Bats are smart, but “Rough on Hats’ boats
them. Clears out Rats, Mice, Roaches, Water
Bugs, Flies, Beetles, Moths, Ants, Mosquitoes,
Bed-buge, Hen Lice, Insects, Potato Bugs,
Sparrows, Skunks, Weasel, Gophers, Chip
mucks, Moles, Musk Rats, Jack Kabbits,
Bquirrels, 1c. and Be, Druggisis
“ ROUGH ON PAIN" Flaster, Porosed, 18c,
* ROUGH OX COUGHS." Coughs, colds, Se,
ALL SKIN HUMORS CURED BY
ROUGH==ITCH
“Rough on Itch” Olntment enres Skin Hu
mors, Pimples, Flesh Worms, Ring Worm, Tet
ter, Salt Rheum, Frosted Feet, Chilblsing, lich,
Ivy Poison, Barber's lich, Scald Head, Ecpema.
80g. Drug. or mail. E 8 Wxiis, Jersey City.
ROUGH®PILES
Cures Piles or Hernorrholds, Itehdng, Protrud-
ing, Bleeding. Internal and external remedy
in each package. Sure cure, Be. Drugeisis
or mail. E 8 Wea, Jersey Oity, N. J.
IEEE
CURES WHERE ALL EL
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes good. Use
in time, Bold by druggists,
I believe Piso's Cure
for Consumption saved
my life.—A. H, Dowrry,
Editor Enquirer, Eden-
ton, N. C., April 23, 1887,
he nest Cough Medi
cine is Piso's Conse ror
CoxsvMrrion, Children
take it without objection,
By all druggists, 25¢,
PISO'S CURE FOR
W.L. DOUGLAS
$3 SHOE. coun
The only foe osif $2 Ream! hoe In the world
made without tacks or unils, As siriish and
durable at those oneting #4, and havi
tacks or nails to wear the » ing or
makes them as comfortable a fine
Band sewed shoes. Buy the best. None genn 1
jess wiam on batiom "WL. Dougiss $3 Shoe,
warranted”
h 4 Le OTGLAS SHOE, the original and
only hand sewed welt B84 , which eguals custom.
Be shoes outing from § to #9.
. a =» b
w a oval id $2.50 spoR ubex
. AR “ is worn all
Bar i SE ai aT Is the war?
All the above are
ade In O Button
1 sold N
orkt
your ler, write
on, Masa,
One Norenr Berrer.-—As a train
was ready to leave the Central Depot
the other day, a drummer, who oceu-
pled two seats, or had prepared to, left
the car ‘to say good-bye to some one,
When he returned he found his luggage
in the wood-box and a strange man In
possession of the seats,
“What does this er mean?’’ he de-
manded a8 he drew himself up and
took in the situation.
“Drummer, ain’t you?’ queried the
other,
“Yes, sir,”
“Drummer on
year?”
“That's my salary, sir, but what has
twelve hundred
“A great deal, sir. I’m a lightningg
rod man on fifteen hundred.”
And he calmly crossed his teet and
unfolded bis newspaper, while the
drummer gathered up his things and
went into another cur,
tsi tls
CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CASES, —
Mother (to her boy Bobby, who has
been caught fighting in the street)-—
‘*He hit you first, did he? Well you
shouldn’t have struck him back, Don’t
you remember the Bible says, ‘If he
smite the on one cheek turn to him the
other also?”
Bobby—*Yes, ma, but what’s a fel.
Jer goin’ to do when he gets hit on the
nose,”
WHEN PLEASURE BECOMES 1LABOR.
—Miss Lillie Dushington—**Ot, Mrs,
Matron, we are golug to have such fun
to-night?”
Mrs, Matron—**Indeed!”’
Miss L, D.—Yes. We are going to
have a party, and the young gentlemen
are to do knitti=g and sewing, and the
young ladies are to saw and split kind.
ling wood! Won't it be just joily!”
Mrs. M. (gloomily)—"Jolly to saw
and split kindling wood? Well, you
won't think it very jolly after you are
married and have to do it all the time,”
A Cup's Loic ~A little girl was
teasing her mother for more indulgence
morrow.”
The following day she renewed her
teasing, and was reminded that she had
said the same thing yesterday.
“But mamma
nestly, ‘this isn’t yesterday, it’s
morrow.”
This reasoning was successful,
SLD ts worth $5. per
worth $100, tut is sold at 2c a box Gy Sealers.
HOM FTUDY. Book keeping, Penmanedip, Ar i.
ty
motte, Nhorthand, cc, thoroughly isagid
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Dyspepsia
Makes many lives miserable, and often leads to
self destruction. Distress after esting, sick head.
ache, heartburn, sour stomach, roenial depres.
sion, elo, are canned by this very commen and
invrearing discase, Iood's Parsacariiis tones the
slomach, cresles an appetite, promotes healthy
digestion, relieves sick headache, clears the mind,
aud cares the most obstinate cases of dyspepsia,
Head the following :
“1 have been troubled with dyspepsia, 1 had
but litle appetite, and what 1 did est distressed
In an hour after eating
I would experiences a faintuess or tired, all.gone
feclhing, as though I had not eaten asytiing.
Hood's Sarsapurilia did we an immense amount
of good, It gave me an appetl &, and my food
relished and satisfied the craviag I had previously
experienced, 16 relieved me of that faint, tired,
all-gone feeling. I bave felt so much better sinoe
1 took Hood's Sarsaparills, that [ am happy to re-
cemment 11." Gl A. Paar, Watertown, Mass.
N. B.~Be¢ sure to get bnly
Ya 3 y
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Bold by all druggists, $1; 81x forts. Prepired only
by C. L HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass,
100 Doses One Dollar
THOUSANDS
say that
Ely’s Cream Balm
cured them of
CATARRH.
Apply Balm into each nostril.
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