The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, November 24, 1886, Image 3

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    FARM NOTES,
TRANSPLANTED TREES, —So much
depends upon the season, thal under
the fostering care of the most expert
sardener many trees no matter how
well planted, refuse to grow if the af-
ter treatment be neglected, One of
the most necessary attentions during a
prolonged drought is the theroughly
tested practice of summer mulching.
Some maintain that frequent stirring
of the soil will answer a better pur-
pose, by not attracting the insects, and
at the same time create ‘a tendency to
moisture, It is unwise to place a large
mass of material over the ground un-
der a tree, as it soon decays and causes
the soil to become sour and generates
different forms of fungi. What 1s
needed is a light covering of some
loose substance that will impart a cool,
healthy shade and at the same time vot
prevent a circulation of fresh alr over
the surface of the soil. Although the
insects, such as beetles that harbor
under a mulch are not usually of a de-
structive character, yet their presence
denotes an unhealthy condition of the
place, so that the covering should oc-
cassionally be removed and the earth
receive a stirring.
In the case of very valuable lawn
trees which appear to be struggling for
Life during a dry spell of weather, it 1s
well to wrap their bodies loosely with
some tough paper, which while admit.
ting the air freely affords a pleasant
shade. In desperate cases, wrapping
the trunks of trees with wet sphagnum
moss will frequently preserve their
lives. Deep holes made with a crow-
bar in the immediate vicinity of the
roots, afford access of water direct to
these important organs, and a thorough
syringing over the foliage every evening
is also very useful in sustaining life.
One of the most serious faults with |
planters consists in allowing their trees |
to blow about, and thus detach the |
young roots from the soil. More losses |
occur from this case than many are |
aware of. It i380 easy to stake out |
trees and fasten them securely that the
oversight is excusable. In tying how- |
ever, matting should always be placed |
between the stake and bark to prevent |
rubbing.
OLD AND NEW WHEAT. —Farmers |
are generally surprised on selling wheat |
early in the fall to find it brings one, |
two or more cents less per bushel than |
grain of the same quality of last year’s
crop. The reason is that the old wheat
has seasoned. It has dried out all sup-
erfluous moisture and will not shrink |
any more in weight, New wheal not
only loses somewhat by drying out, bat |
it more apt to heat when stored in large
quantities, Ieavy losses often occur
from wheat and other newly threshed
grains heating in elevators, In most
large mills old and new wheats are run
together so that the former may absorb
part of the extra moisture, and thus
prevent heating.
Mik As Foop.—The highly nuts
tive qualities of milk is less generally ap
preciated than it deserves. Its liquid
character -gives many the impression
that it is not substantial food, and is
unsuited to any except the very young.
But pure milk contains considerable |
solid substance, not only the fat which
goes in cream and butter, but albumen
which is just what is needed for re-
pairing exhaustion of muscular and
nervous vitality. Many eminent schol-
ars and writers are very fond of milk.
More than one has proved in his own
experience that on this diet the mind is
clearer than on something more solid
but not more nutritious, By law milk
is required to have twelve per cenl
or more of solid substance, and pure
milk has at least this, and varying up
to eighteen or nineteen per cent. in
Jerseys and some of the best native
stock. Of this two to five per cent.
will be fat, and possibly with Jerseys
even Ligher than this.
: i
ial
po
SAVE the corn-fodder before it is in-
jured by frost. When cut before frost
it is green and nutritious, full of starch
and sugar. Frost tends to change
these to woody fibre, This portion of
the corn crop is often equal to the i
grain.
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1mportant,
When you vialt or eave New York City, savas
taggage sxpressage and 8 carriage Hire, and sin
sithe Grand Union Hetel, opposite Grand Cea
uel Depot,
0) epgant rooms, fitted up at a costol ons
million dollars, $l and upwards
day. Eur Plan, Elevator,
supplied with the best. liorse cars, stages anil
elevate | raliroad to all depots Famliea can ive
better for jess money ai the Grand Union Hotel |
than at any other frat-ciass hotel tn the civ.
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Make a harness fit properly and a |
horse can wear it without distress, pro- |
vided that it 1s also kept decently clean |
and comfortably soft,
Expresses His GRATITUDE. ~ Albert |
A. Larson, of Kirkman, la., writes to the |
proprietors of Allen's Lung Balsam: “I |
firmly believe my wife would have died of |
consumption, if not for the timely use of |
your Balsam." Price, 25¢., 5oe., and $1 |
per bottle, at Druggists. |
—
eet A cscs
Warm and cold milk should not be
mixed. The new milk should be rid of |
its animal heai before adding it to that |
of previous milkings,
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In point of medicinal power and excel |
tence Hop Plasters are far ahead of all
others, IJ cts. |
All plasters are not alike. Hop Plasters |
afford relief and cure when other kinds are |
worthless, |
mri A A i
Plehty of rubbing will produce a good :
coat on your horse. “Elbow grease’’
opens the pores, soften the skin and
promotes the general health.
25¢. buys a pair of Lyon's Patent Heel |
Stiffeners, which makes a boot or shoe last
twice as long.
A
‘What sort of morality is that which
gets offended when asked to pay a debt
which the debtor ised to pay long
before the time of dunning?
Al Flint free, Treatise and $3 trial
3 br. ey Gnas Serve IOMOTOL. et
Fiicases tendto Dr. Kine 81 Arch st. Phila, Pa
A ————
Lost wealth may be replaced by in.
a lost know by study, lost
health’ by medicine; but lost time is
gone forever.
The best cough medicine is Piso's ©
ure
for Consumption, Sold everywhere, 200.
MisTRESS (to amiable servant mald)
—*I am going to the opera this even-
ing, so I will probably be home late.”
Amiable Maid=*"0Oh, you needn't
apologize to me for that. Tim will be
here.”
PreAcnER—‘*How did you like my
sermon last Sunday, Miss Gushington?”
Miss G.—** Perfectly delighted. I was
transported.’’
Preacher—*To visionary of
Paradise, I suppose.’
Miss G.—**No, sir to the land of
dreams.”
lands
The death which removes the ills of
life is good for man.
S—— RS —— -
ST, BERNARD VEGETABLE PILLS,
Wannanted Puspry VEGETANLE,
The best cure for Liver and Bilious
Domplaints, Uostiveness, k a0
fzziness and Dyspepeis. As a
toed Purifier and Liver
they have no equal. o ly
should be without a box of the St,
Bernard Vegetable Pills in the ho
Price 25 cents at Dr or by
a 0 mail. Samples sent FREE. Address,
P. NEUSTAED1 ER & OO., 8 Mercer St, New York,
COCKLE’S
ANTI-BILIOUS
PILLS
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMED
For Liver, Bile, Indigestion, eto. Free from Mer.
eury; contains only Pure portals Ingredients,
Agent: C. No CRITTENTO New York.
Loa YOK THE
IT was the second week of thelr
honeymoon. She floated over to the
plano, raised the cover,and softly swept
her fingers over the keys. Gently, but
firmly, he withdrew the lily hand from
the ivories, and shutting down the cov-
er said: ‘Darling, let this holy time be
one of unalloyed happiness.’’” Not
much he didn’t. On the contrary, he
stood at her side, one arm around her
waist, trying to guess when to turn the
music for her, and invariably turning
too soon, just when she was in the mid-
dle of an adagio or sforzenda or ap-
poggiatura, and finally, as she discov.
ered that he didn’t know one note from
another, she had to nod her head when
the end of a page was reached, Men
are sometimes pretty green, but they
know enough not to assert any great
degree of authority during the first
half of the honeymoon, or to intimate
that she cannot play on the plano as
well as Rubinstein.”
A Case Not Beyond Help.
Dr. M. H. Hinsdale, Kewane, Ill, ad-
vises us of a remarkable cure of Consump-
tion. He says: *‘A neighbor's wife was
attacked with violent lung disease, and
pronounced beyond help from Quick Con-
sumption. As a last resort the family was
persuaded to try DRE. WA. HALL'S BAL-
SAM FOR THE LUNGS. To the aston-
{shment of all, by the time she had used
house doing her own work. I saw her at
Best material, perfect fit, equals any
every pair warranted. Take sose uniess § AL pe
“WW. L. Douglas’ $8.00 8hoe, Warranted.” Congress,
Putton sad Lace. Boys ask
for the W. I. Douglas’ _, cen
82.00 Shoe. Same styles as | .
the $3.00 Shoe. If you cannoli - /
get theses shoes from deal 8
ers, send address On postal
ecard to Ww, LF
Brockton, Mass.
ATENTS
E Inve .
Brecuas, Patent Lawyer, Waalingtor . 0
Bo for Wells of any depth, from 20 to
or Water, Oil or Gas. Our Hounted A dre
Horse Power Machines sot 10 work in 80 minutes,
Guaranteed to drill faster and with raw than any
other pecially adapted to drilling ells in earth or
rock 30 to 1,000 feet Farmers and others are maki
to $40 per day with our manhi and tools.
business for Winter or Bummer, o are the i“
i Manufacturers in the business. Sead 4 sonis in
Stamps for illustrated Catalogue H. ADDRESS,
Pierce Weil Excavator Co... New York.
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ORES OF BINGHAMTEN,
BINGHAMTON. N.Y.
THURSTON'S exe. TOOTH POWDER
PEARL a
Keeping Teeth Perfect and Gams Henlthy,
£5 il Great English Gou! and
lair 1) i S: Rheumatic Remedy.
Ove] Box. 81.007 round, 50 cis,
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LICTED axp UNFO
"DR. LOBB,
Errors of Youth a specially Call or write, 20
YEARS EXPERIENCE, Adviee free and strclly
ronfidential. Treatment by Mall Hours 1 A.
M. til 2 P.M. and 7 to 10 evenings.
FARMS
TO MAKE LITTLE FOLKS HAPPY
ehitful ory, TRRAST 8 CHRIFTHMAR
AFT
on James River, Va, in Ciaremon
Colont. linstrated Clron Pron
J. PF MANCHA Clarem
We send the De
by ManGaneT KIDNEY, 0
sent to us with 8 2.oent Maanp
Dias
The hest Magazine .
Wine AWAKE, $1.6. 0UR LiTTee Mex AND WOMES,
81; Tue Pansy, 81a ymr, Send to
Pp. LOTHROP & 00, 82 F ranklin Street, Boston.
Illustrated 53 page Christmes Greeting Fron
Ra Pisc's Remedy for Calarrh ta the
to Use, and Cheapest
for madling |
HROP k CO., Boston,
a are BaBTLAND
5 cin
snd Morphine Fabll © ared in 1}
to days Hefer to 10050 pat wate curl
inall paris Da Manss. Q siney Miah,
Best, Easiest
Alsn good for Cold in
Headache, Hay Peover, &c. 30 cenia
AGENTS WANTED for
ST ATEORM ECHOES
or LIVING TRUTHS POR HEAD AND HEART,
By John B. G ough.
taet and crowning life work, beim tall of hrilling Inter
i or and Bright, pare, and Ye i of
tenes.” yr of hight hen.
Mr borag . br Rev,
sia
Te i
LIMA
Men and Women.
the Life and Desth o
1000 Agrats Wasted,
© 200 «» month mada, {Distance
give Esra Terms and Pay Freighte.
AD. WORTHINGTON & Co,
No Rope to Cut Un Horses Manes.
Oslabeatad ‘BC L1 PRE HALTER
and BRIDLE Combined, rannot
ba siioped by any bores Hampie
Halter to any part of U. & free, on
reoviptol $i. 4 by sll Saddlery,
Hardwars and Harmost Dealers,
discount to the rade.
d for Prics List .
LIGHTHOUSE,
eck rstev, 5. YY.
W site for cirenian WO
Hartford, Una.
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a ware AXTHMA,
rolind £
KIDDE R 8 ¥ aul Abeta, by walk
STOWELL & DO.
Jaa bestow, sass
A.B, Mayer.
i a Uy holes
hits Hoare: # AM. to 4 P, M., al 3793 N.
, Ml. & Sunday 58 11 ALM, Advice [ree
rom
al Arch StF
Shs, Sto?
oPIU HUMANE ReMEDY Co. LaFayette, Ind,
oe 88 a day, Samples worth "ne ,
Fines not under the horse's fest fst
Baeswsren's Bapury Rue Hoven, Holly Mich,
to Boldiers & Heirs sen | stamp
an flare OG LL. BING
AM, Att'y Washington D.C,
STOPPED FREE
ay Swiomy (WERE
Insane Persons
PENSIONS
Nifvergajonen
Sow all READE BE Neuve DISEA ;
evs for Nevee Afrtions, Fils, Frito, je:
IPALLISLE if taken as directed, Ns Fis afier
pit day ¢ srs, Treaties snd Sa trial hottie free ty
Fir patients, they paying oF) charges on bor Mun,
tereived. Send names, PF. and enprats Mra
Sica in 178 K LINH.ger Arch St. Puiindelptia Ps.
Desaions, BEWARE Bw rrvy TRG FRAUDS.
WANTED GOOD MAN
RTT SN SY
ber worst, and hid no idea she could re.
cover."
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It is best to clean out the grunaries
a ——
$1,000 Reward
labor, and more, can be earned in
a short time if you at once write Lo Hallett
Co., Portland, Maine, for information
| home, whatever your loeality, at a profit of
$25 and upwards daily. Bome
have earned over $50 in a day. All is new.
Hallett & Co, will start you. Capital not
required. All ages. Both sexes All par-
ticulars free. Those who are Wise will
[ write at once and learn for theinsel ves.
| Snug little fortunes awall every worker,
The largest creamery in the world is
at West Andover, Ohio, and it works
up the of milk 1500 cows.
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400,000 SUBSCRIBERS,
Ir we gave a column to Th Youth's Com-
panion Announcement, we could scarcely
| enumerate the attractions it promises for
{its sixty-first volume. We are not sur
| prised that The Companion h nearly
400,000 subscribers when we 4 bow it
provides something of interest lor every
member of the family The Companion 1s
| published weekly, and fally {llustrated. Its
| subscription pric 5 , which, if
pent now, wiil pay Jang.
| ary, 1888,
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The shoots of this season's growth
should be cut from grape vi gOOEe-
berry and currant bushes apy time
from the 1st of November to the mid-
die of December,
ra
nes,
a
That fee fexir
i Da ing oO
come by Hood's Barsapart
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over, b
a
ia gave
ket
des
32 Hood's Sarsaparnt
amd strength.”
Hood" Sarsapari:
t EX oll
gars & Pawi
5 is 80d BH)
jos for #5.
a
Strong unbleached muslin 1s excel-
lent in place of glass for poultry houses
or chicken runs, and is much less ex-
pensive,
bottle
bootie,
*-
Oxg of every five wo noe
Heart Disease and
den death br
Hemedy reguiales,
Price §L.00,
has some form
in constant danger of
is
Eimers Ocean Weed Heart
wo a —————— "
Mulch the rose bushes with leaves or
| cut straw, placing some kind of heavy
material on the mulch keep
| in place.
:
to
i —
Fraser Axle Grease.
The Frazer Axle Grease is the Standard
Axie Grease of the world, Use it and save
your horses and Wagons One greasing
will last two weeks.
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England,
2,145,318 to France.
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Gravel, Bnght's, Heart, Uri nary or Liver [iscasesn,
| Nervousass, &o. Cure guaranteed. Offon,
Arch S.., Pallada. SL. Drogg isis Try
He (reading paper) —*‘A Georgia man
has sold his wife,”
“She-—**What a shame!”
He—“I don’t know about that; be
got $200 for her.”’
A superior hair dressing. Always safe and
beneficial to use. Hall's Hair Renewer,
The dangers of croup may be averted by
using Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
smn AIA
“How is it you never leave I’aris and
enjoy the country?’’ said a lady to Au-
ber, who liked ortolans on toast. The
author of Masamello’’ replied; ‘*Mad-
ame, I dislike any place where birds go
around raw,”
ou { B
sone
phy-
t this season pearl one needs Lo use
A y every
sort of tonls, THON enters into almost
sioian's prescription for those who noed building uh
eerste HPA— AAA
“How old are you?’’
“You mean in years?”
“Yes, to be sure.”
“Well, to just count the birthdays I’m
only fifty, but to measure it by what
I've been through 1’m over two hun-
dred.”
“You've had a wide range of experi-
ence, then?”
“Well, IT should think so. Why,
man alive, I've experienced everything
but religion, and 1’ve been everywhere
except in the Penitentiary, and I only
missed that once by a carom scratch,
According to what I've been through,
I’m older than a circus joke; I actually
am,”
Catarrh Cured
Catarrh Is a very prevalent disease, with
distressing and offensive symptoms. Hood's
Sarsaparilla gives ready relief and speedy
cure, from the fact it acts through the blood,
and thus reaches every part of the gystem.
o 1 suflered with eatarrh filteen years, Took
Hood's Sareaparilia and I am not troubled any
with eatarrh, and my generil health is mach
better.” 1. W. Livvis, Postal Clerk Chicago
& #t. Louis Railroad.
# | guflered with eatarrh 6 or 8 years ; Wied
many wonderful cures, inhalers, ete., spend.
ing nearly one hundred dollars without benefit,
1 tried Hood's Sarsaparilla, and was greally
improved.” M. A. ABBEY, Worcester, Maas,
Hood's Barsaparilia
three peculiarities
remedial agents; 2d, the proportion; Bd, the
process of the active medicinal
sualities, The resull is a medicine of unusual
grengih, effecting cures bitherto unknown,
Bend for book containing additional evidence.
“Hood's Sarsaparilla tones up my system
purifies my blood, sharpens my & petite, an
seems 10 make me over.” J. i THOMPBON,
Register of Deeds, Lowell, Mass.
“ Hood's Barsaparilla beats all others, snd
Is worth its weight in gold.” 1. BARRINGTON
130 Bank Street, New York City.
‘ay
Hood’s - Sarsaparilia
Bold by all druggists. §1; six for §5. Made
“You consider him a man of cour- only by CO. I. HOOD & CO, Lowell, Maas,
y by
. | _100 Doses One Dollar.
EE —
“You say she is a remarkable wo-
man?”
“She is indeed.”
“Remarkable for what?”
“She was born without teeth.”
“Oh, get out! I don’t believe it.”
It’s an absolute fact.”’
“] wouldn’t believe it if her own
mother was to swear to it.”
‘What's the reason you wouldn’t?”’
‘‘Because—J upiter Moses! What was
I thinking of? I see the game, Come
on—you can take a cigar.”
is characterized by
15t, the combination of
Securing
BEST. TONIC’
or Weakness, Lair ia Jack of
fneriys ete., it HAS NO 1 A + Bnd =
the nly fron medicine that is t injurious.
ches the Blood fuylgornies be
system, Hestores Appetite, A gestion
1t does not blscken or injure the testh, cause head.
sche or produce constipation other Iron medicines de
Mas Eva J Hype Dawson, Pa, says: * 1 have
used Brown's Iron Bitters for general weakness
and have been greatly benefited Itgave me a good
appetite and removed that tired fesling that hes
been 80 copsmnon with me. 1 cheerfully rec
it as & most valuables medicine
Me T. 8 leGuurzs, Lynchburg Va. says -
used Brown's Iron Bitters fon gonwral weakness and
lassituds. 1 had no appetite snd always felt tired
Ons bottle of this valuakie remedy rem ved Lhe tron.
bis and made me feel better then 1 had in 18 montis
af Wo years
Genuine has above Trads Mark and crossed red Yines
on wrapper, ‘Take ne other. Made only by
BROWN CHEMICA LOO. BALTIMORE. MD.
TOP rar (PUGH
IT ANNOYS
P
0
EVERYBODY
PROQWRE [5
A BOTTLE OF ( \'}
ALLENS|UNG BALSA
al any DRUGSTORE
TAKE IT FAITH
fd FuLLy, AnD
Yoo wil BE:
) Convinyen
“BH THAT THERE (S
Bur oNE Remery FoR
COUGHS & COLDS
Allens{ung Balsam
, Solo. BY. Al DRUGGISTS
ar 25%50¢y Ploy
JN. Harriss 5) FRop Sin. 0
EDICAL OFFICES,
Dre.J.N.&J. B.EOBENSACE,
EL ia th DARARES or MEN,
n College, with Hospital
2, 6 9. Ciessl Susiare.
CUTTERS.
aduate
1 .
red bry & Lot
ta perience
| Bend for filastrated Catalogoe and prices of ong
| Sielghs and Cutters. We make a complete line of
swell Bod Portland one and two horse Hicighs,
Fano Body and Bob Slelghs, Jumpers and
Sieighs Onished In a variety
best material, and we offer the
{ tars first class goode. Address THE EDMISTON &
WADDEL LOO, 88 Broadway, firookiyn, ELD KR. Y.
fine to follow,
- - :
Do not read this for it is an adver
tisement calculated to show forth the
| virtues and wonderful recuperative
| power of Carboline,the great Petroleum
| Hair renewer, as it is nature’s own pro-
| duction we cannot praise it too haghly.
| Try it yourself. For sale by all drug.
| gists,
| —————
| It pays Western farmers to shell their
| corn and sell the cobs separately. The
| demand for corn-cob pipes has raised
the price of hitherto worthless cobs to
| twenty-four dollars a wagon-load.
UNRIVALED ORCANS
Onthe EASY PAYMENT system, from $3.25
k 0 styles, $27 to 3, Send for Oab
all particulars, malied free
UPRICHT PIANOS,
Constrastad on the new method of stringing, on
simtinr terme. Send Tor descriptive Ontalogus,
MASON & HAMLIN ORGAN AND PIANO CO.
__Boston, New York, Chicago.
E WANT YOU! 2ipoorte me
or woman needing
ment to represent us in every
Th pat month and or a
XA
. BOSTON, MASS.
“Yes, sir; I do.” 3 PPT TET ITT TIED
“And you are positive : LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE ¢ COMPOUND
WILL HELP
ANY WOMAN
Suffering from Kidney Die~
case or from troubles De
culiar to her sex.
that he is a\
“Yes, decidedly £0.”
“On what do you base this opinion?”
“Why, sir, he crawls out of bed every
morning at § o'clock, and there isn’t
another man in my neighborhood that’s
got the grit to do it,”
PET EEE EEE EE
for §
ss w— of of fain, {
fla
$f UNDERSTAND you've got a horse
to trade, Mr, Pixley.”
“Yes, | have.”
“What's your reason for wanting to
Is he gound?”’
“Sound as a thunder clap, but he’s
too young for an old man, and ve got
to get rid of the beast, or 1’m afraid I
won't live to die of old age. He’s al-
ready broke three ribs for me, smashed
my foot nnd sprained my spine. Oth-
erwise he’s a powerful good hoss,”
SECRETARY OF THE NAvY~—"Hel- |" ". smo disappeared, 5
lo, Senator! I am going to take a run 1 0 i i] feelin of named
out to sea for a few hours in the man-of | 5 © Price $1. Seid by ail Drs
war to-morrow morning at 8 o'clock.
Would you like to go along?” '
Senator—* Eight o’clock?
you walt until after 10e
Secretary of the Navy—'"*Why wait
until after 107”
Senator——*1 would very much like to
¢
wim
Couldn’t
go but you see [ haven't my life insured,
——
» 1
Know |
ifferent |
“Wirg-—-*My, dear,
sat baby has four five du
| kinds of cries, and that 1 can under-
! stand her always when she wanls bu ;
| drink, when she is hungry, when she is 'Apoplexy or Sudden Des
in pain, when she wants to go out?” KSYMPEOMSE and DIST AST
Husband-—*'So? Thal is Very nice. ri should be tal
| And can you talk back 10 her? Of i
| course, you can talk back to anybody, |
but can she understand you?”
Wife—*Oh, yes.”
Husband—**Then you will politely |
| signify to the young lady that if she
ceases to request her father to take her |
en promenade at 4 A. M. it will be ™
| something to her advantage in future |
years,” i
do you
or d
4
v
Hot-tlashe
Rush of Binod to the
thom, Labored-broalk
Nerpovs-proseat {
Neuralgia and Valvular [risen
One Medicine will Bot Cure sll KiLGs 1 Dimonsey
IS REMEDY IS A SPE VIC.
1t Prevents Paley, Shock, budden Desth
wiient is from vegelabic pro-
i es four
po Morphine
my. FieK
Every in
ducts which grow in sight «
tunute sufferer. It contains
Opium or injurious drugs.
BT Nol a Fietage of impure Rivod
can escape (le Purifytag Influence.
Price £1.00—6 bottles $5.00
§9 Prepared at Dr, Kilmer's Dispensary,
Ringhamton, N. Y., U. 8. A.
Letters of inquiry protuptly sneweend
Invalids’ Guide to Health (Sev. Free),
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS,
CSE TE
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Mus. YERGER, of Austin, rebuked |
her servant, Matilda Snowball, for be- |
| ing too fond of company.
“You have four or five men visiting
you every night in the kitchen. That
will never 42.”
“Dat’s all right. Dey all wants to
marry me. 1 dont "low none oders ter
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Bonny (at the dinner table)--“Will
you tell us about your escape after din- |
per, Mr. Featherly?”
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« About what escape, Bobby? I have TO ANS
had no escape.”’ !
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killer you know. Pa told sister yester-
| day that he wondered how you had es- |
caped him so long.”
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