The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, June 30, 1886, Image 7

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INNOCENT MOTHER —'*Who is this
Mrs. Up I overheard the boys speaking
of last night in their room? Iudufer-
ent father—** Never heard of her. In-
nocent mother—*1 think she must be
an oid colored woman who doves thelr
Auntie Up.”
-—
A rFive-YEAR-0ld Trotan,
fallen and cut his lip so that
necessary for the doctor to
wound, after bearing the pain bravely,
lurned to his mother, who was making
much ado over the operation, and sald:
who had
it
sover iL."
uses
to
A Michigan fruit-grower
uted solution of ammonia
away the codling I BolRy
vith a syringe early in
n June,
warm
——
Important,
wt heh you visit or eave New York City, save
bag: expressage and §£ cami and stop
ithe i Union hon opy yosite Graod Coen.
tral Depot,
600 elegant rooms, fit
million dollars, i
day, European Plan,
supplied with §
tlevate l ratiro
petter for
than at any other !
ire,
ted at a costof one
and upwards per
Elevator, Restanrant
liorse cars, stages al
i depnta, Families can ive
the Grand Union Hotel
in the ctv.
up
18 Desi,
HAs hotel
” cn A —-—
The Import: tions of mahogany
nereased from 500,000 feet in
10,000,000 in 1834
@
Satisfactory bvideuos,
esale Drag
“1 have Ix
JALSAM
en
mmr tl I fp
Enormous deposit
r of anthracite coal
scovered in (
‘hina
CUNMMPTION CURED.
An old phy
had placed io
ary the form
the speedy and |
Bronchitis, Catarrh,
Lung Afflections, also & posi
for Nervous Debliity and a
after having tested 18 wor
in thousands of cases,
it known to hissafl
motive aid a desl
will send free «
recipe, in Ger
direet ions I
by eRINRE W
A. NoOTHa, 48 Power's
a ————T- SS.
ith
having
nas
felt} it his d
ada
male
nglist i language,
is wife, she al-
vord. Mrs. Fogg
was not only
‘boline the
hould
of a
factory
the deck
—————
cannot forgive od
over which he
: for every man has
org breaks
must
need to
He that
he bridg 6
alims=e|
lorgive
be
ile
- “
Axle Grease,
t
is KeD oy
i
Fraser
all dealers,
ng as two of any other, He.
at North Carolina State Fair,
nd Paris Exposition,
_- w—
An electrical signal travelsat therale
of 16,000 miles per second,
stliis—
WHY go limping ar mind with your boots
ran over, when Lyon's Heel Stiffeners will
keep them stral
I.
B: eeders should bear in mind that
hey command always a belter vrice in
market,
{ and profiugs heat,
FITS: ta stopped frees,
R) ine's Groat
tg ABCA. Send i 3 IE Rinne
Troatise and £2 trial
Nerve Restorer free to
#21 Arch 54, Phila, Pa,
- “ A —————
1 not to injure future ones,
St. Bernard Vegetable Pills,
WattnantTed Prarty VEGETABLE
The best cure lor Liver and Bilioas
Complaints, Costiveness, ifesdaciy,
{riggs and Dyspepsia As a
ood Purifier and Spring Medicine
they have no copoal No family
should be without sa box of the st
Bernard Vegotatue Pills in the boos,
Price Sr conte 88 Drugeists, or by
mail Samples etl FREER Add rove
NE USTAKD %" h& CO. rd Meroor St. New York
STOPPED FREE
on pr varios Hationd
Nerve RESTORER
Sov all BRATS & Nerve Disy as ne Only ture
curve Jor Nevo Afcctions Fire, FFL, et.
INPALLIBLE if tikes as directed fi Fate after
day § pre, ive and fo trial bottle free to
tients, they haying sxpress Sneres on box whe
Head names, PF, (3. and express addres of
iene 1 135 KLANG ott Aveh St, Philadatohia Pa,
Drusai “is BL Ar Ww rT 4 TING FRAUDS,
- i —————————————— -
nin’ Busines (tis
Ft iiadaliphis Terms
only ah situations furai
rite for ciroular
wry for K d ayn, Pain,
her & Co ravarand, 0,
ER Ele {Fie Bolt and §
+) Nu rvous and Weak,
FEN D NAME quicx tor Prot. Mast
ny 4 Book on Making,
+ JC uiting, #10. Agents soil 10 a dar.
ow Tustrated
hd Mathis
eri ae
RADWAY'S
READY
o RELIEF
CURES THE WORST PAINS in from one
twenty minutes. NOT ONE HOUR after reading
this advertisement peed any one SUFFE KR Wild
Ry
BOWEL COMPLAIN rr “i
Looscness, DD arrioes, Cholera Morbus, iY ds fa
vn the Bow In are stopped | 15 or
20 minutes by taking Radway's Re addy Relief, NO
mgestion or inflammation, Ho we aknes as r iA8s-
Li w foliow the us se of the I. . Re
Thirty to sixty drops in half a os nbier of
¥, cure Cramps, Npasine,
Nauses, Yomiing, I
Nervousness sieep-
i
latuiend
stomach,
ness,
Heartburn,
Pa! pitation of the Heart,
lessness, Sick Headache, Cole, ¥
the
other
aided
Ready
not a remedial agent in
cure Fever and Ague and all
Al or other fe vers
ck as Roadways
here 18
that will
Arious,
Ma
by
Hous, Re-
80 4
it ins'anily relieves and soon
hroat, Broachiiis, | 1eUrisy,
Kk, Ril eahgestions an { inflammations, wat
» Lungs, Kidneys or Bowels,
Externally
Headache, To hile
n in the
ication
per uot
thing # of Insect !
Back, Chest or Lin
app
Fifty cent 11a, Sold by Draggis
TWENTY YEARS IN USE.
Dr. BaAvway & Co 1 have your
f for many years in my family with gt
. For the last twenty years 1 would
ng else to expel pain inwardly or
itwardly., |
Bad Riways
lie painiu parto
Jd exoe.len u re
used
He
have
found
f the BO
3 Idee as ¥ i
' O"DONN
67 East Lake st, Chicago, Ill, Sept. 7, 1
Dit. KADWAY & 00, N, X.,
tor f Radway's Sarkapariiiian Re
4
HOUSEHOLD,
he
ives t id
to be-
Teasoll
NGALE g
I'l Hie
a few of the ap parent Iy
a among
of
is
3 cazes of g8Crot ful
from the
head under the bed
inhaling air already
is further contaming
i from the skin. Pa-
are sometimes given to a similar
i I happens th - the bed
wed that » patient
alr
1 by exbalations from
good nurse will be carel
nd to this, It is an important
gpedk, of ventiiat
worth while to remark
re | iy danger of bed
be placed under
All}
el
aes dampness
unaccoun
children roceeds habit
sled
Lreathe we ot
Of. {
that
when the SOTes
a blani
the pat and
ts | Never any-
woolen blankets as bed
thie sick. The heavy, im-
ounterpane
Lice, se
it Keep
sick person
them to p
¥
+ off the steamer or
gnawing.
al Dis
effect pert
imption, but
, bronchial
.
Yyery
n ¢ throat an
. -————
The greatest
er is at the The
for
bottom,
ire
seven inches depth.
on ———
cach twent
“Good desds,” once sald the
Richter, ‘rin
. Ome
human sufferings,
dec
Montre
gg ¢
f the best desds is to
Last fall my daughter
Mrs, Mary Hinson,
“And everybody
she was going Into consmmption
I got hera bottle of Dr, K. V. Pierce's 'Fa-
Prescription,” and {it cured her,”
Such facts as the above need no comment,
ine,” savas
of we, Kansas,
ss AI HS
Wines made from the wild oranges
therapeutic properties, The
Being entirely vegetable,
care is required while usin
no
2 Dr.
' They ope:
ate without aisturbance to the constitutipn,
diet, or occupation. For sick-headache,
constipation, impure blood, dizziness, sour
eructations trom the stomach, bad taste in
mouth, bilious attacks, pain in region of
kidneys, internal fever, bloated feeling
about stomach, rush of bled to head, take
Dr, Pierce's “Pellets” By druggists,
I
Honey, alter it is clarified, Herr E.
Myhus has discovered, can be kept from
fermenting or losing its flavor by add-
ing to it about one per cent. of formic
acid.
— wlio
if you feel as ' though water was gathering
around the heart (heartdropsy) or have heart.
rheumatism, palpitation of the heart with suffocs-
ton, sympatielic hoart trouble--Dr. Kilmet's
OORAN- WEED Jegulaies, corrects and cures,
ee ——— A ———
No man is born into the world whose
work is born with him,
Bronehitia is cured b
nent
doses of Pigo’s Cure for ( freq shal)
ME Ht ioae
That Tired Feeling
itating effect,
hin doors
The warm weather has a del
eu ly upon the
most of t the time. The peculia
eomplaint known as ‘‘that Tred
ts tl ult. This feel
overcon by taking ood's
me wl are wi
. yet common,
feeling.”
irely
apariiia,
0 re g can be ent
Kars
new life and strength fo all
s of the
which gives
the
“1 pot
took Hood's Barsapar
sleep sou could get up without
tired ar uid feeling ; and my
fiuproved i. A. BANFORD, Kent,
funciion body.
had
and soon 1
pot sleep; no appetite 1
ila egan to
that
appetite
Olio,
y y
Strengthen the System
Hood's Barsaparflia Is chars
three pec 1st, the
remedial a 2d, the propo
process of the acti medicinal
qualities, ult 1s a medicine of unusual
strength, g cures hitherto unknowi
Bend for be taining additional evidence,
“ Hood's Sarsapartl!
purifies my bi
pees Lo ma
Register of Deeds A
“Ho d's Barsap arilla beats a
fn wie 18 We tin gold, r 3
120 Ba ik Street, New Yo ity.
Hood’s Sarsaparilia
Bold by all druggists. §1; six for $5. Made
enly by C. I. HOOD & CO, Lowell, Mass,
100 Doses One Dollar.
NO LADY IS REALLY BEAJTIF UL
Without a White Complexiol
terizea DY
combination of
the
panies
gents ; rtion; 34,
securing vo
The re
effectin
kK con
A tones up m
sharpens m
"” J ¥
well, Mass
11 others
y system
elite and
HUOMPBON,
and
DARIINGTON,
Clear,
Ww. MI SCOTT & Co.,
~8
RGANS 00
prices,
Lew
BR
0
Payment
Weaver Organ 3 Piano Covers.
Ba
MORPHINE
HABIT CURED.
W MET Hob,
PR. J.C. HOFFM ‘ny
{ignyets ., Salary
tras | aisls) SEW YORK
SC TIAVANAUIGAR CO. , Ne i Fourth Av. X.Y
rim peek
hy 2 Qe: REY
WHEARNESS AKD
AY
Remearta? Sandy ’ T
"Dr. WARD & co.. LOUISIANA, "0.
24
No Rope to Cu! OJ Hoses Nanes.
wire ECLIPS * HALTER
and BRIDLE ombined, 72
a
RAG nTHoy sp.
Borhester,
THURSTON
Keeping Teeth Perfo
IVORY
tand Gams Henlthy,
s Cou
cal E nolis
Blair; 8 ills. Rnes
trval Box, 81.00; ronad,
and
tic Remedy.
S50 cis,
. a Ss 8 re ta Rend etamp
’ . il. 1. BING
Pen sion oF “a sshington, I) Cc
he fend te
f that class of
and Bas geen
Curns in “
Oh rwreal wal alae
I TOS DAYS
Gusrtatosd Bet »
esses Ririeigre
MTA only by the
ras Chem!
es
Pimples, Blotches, Sealy or Olly Skin,
Blemishes and all Skin Diseases Cured
nnd Complexion Deautified hy
Beeson's Aromatic Alum Sulphar Soap,
fold by Drugeiste or sent by mail on receipt of
Liens iy WM, DREYDOPPEL,
Manu«
facturer, 208 North Front 8t
s Philladel phia, Pa
POTLTARR each for New and
Perfect SEWING MACHINES,
wed
Warrant ol Foe yomre, Bont on tris) il de
yi et and save 18 ta 78
Feito for FREE ote
& wate
«hienge.
Orprosy pro
eninge wiih IN st inmen inde al a
BAW Maenves NN
SEO. PAYNE & 0
Mabie, Quickly and Pataless-
iy cured al home orrespondence
cited and free hos) of eure sent
honest invest gators, Tue Homans
PLUME Hewroy CowriNy, Lafayette, ind
ws a—— cc ANTI,
A Mure
} pot for
rioe 55 cba by mall
ETOWELL & OO,
TR To ——
KIDUER'S PASTILLES, |
WE CS SPR AROT lestown,
HR A NHR wean
Water saturated with carbolic acid
dissolves iron,
_————
A HArvAnrD student who got into a
quarrel on a yonug lady's account, and
came out considerably the worse for it,
was complaining to her of the rough
usage he had received for her sake,
“Oh, well,” said she, “it ought to
console you to know you are more than
ever in the fashion,”
“How do you mean?”
*'Wny beaten brass, you know, is all
tha raga.”
FACETILA.
HemALL we~shall we
slaves!’ he said as he
group of striking painters who
lounging on the City Hall fence
day forenoon.
“Never!” shouted two
chorus,
“Of course we won’t!" he continued,
“The heel of the oppressor must
taken from our necks! Our forefathers
died for liberty and weare ready to fol-
low their examples.”
“You bet!”
consent to be
Mon-
or three
“The tyrant Capital must
11s
on!
“He must!”
“From the
urf on
be taught
of Texas
justice,
the seashore
i is calling for
| The worm has at last turned,”
| “That's sol”?
“Phe tollers have arisen
| to demand that capital shall
{ profits with the bone and mu
i have made our millionaires,
| the great and glorious West, 1—
| **Are you a painter?’ suddenly in-
red one of the men,
“Let me Tollers of the great
and glo i
‘Where do you
i '
Say!’
one man
share 1s
le which
Toilers of
tr
as
qul
finish
rer G73
WOrK«
wered, as he
si}
HOW
! Cire
ee,
‘of you will eh in ten cents
help me on to C where |
and five child
run him
url
mans
apiece Lo
Lave a
street
iah
y
Neo die rence
4 strength
cullar
BROWS
in he got
ww lron + re veges
: f a Te
WV amen, and all = ond 4 ven it En
riches sand Parifies ET lon a srimuinte
the Appetite, Sireagthens the Muscles and
Nerves in fact thoroughly Invigearates,
Cloars the complex and makes Lhe skin a
t aR 2
neti pm
a8 al wre Trade Mark wu
ke no wibher, M
on Ta y Loy
BROW V g HE MIC AL €0, HAL LIMO « MB
A YOUNG man had been arrested for
kissing a pretty girl and she was
s8 stand.
You say,” said the attorney for the
ant, “that the
you against your will
“Yes, d, and
times, too,”
on Lhe
wilne
ks
defend young man kK
9s
he did it a
he d
| “Well, now, is it not true that
also kissed him during the affray.’
Objected to; objection overruled,
“Now answer my question,
{ ued the attorney, ‘‘Did you
i the defendant y ajuor
“Yea, I d4d,” replied the witness in-
a gnautly, “bat it was in self defence,’
Case dismissed,
you
" contin.
not Kiss
A LITTLE incident in real life:
“Be a man,” said his friend.
.“] am a m an,’ said he; "but I've got
| to do it.
“Well, sober up anyway, before you
go to make it up.’
“That's why you see me thus,
going up to her, am going up togrovel
| before her; 1 am going to lie down and
tell her to walk all over me.”
“But not in this condition.”
“If I were sober I wouldn't do it, 1
| couldn't; that’s why I'm full,”
And he took a coupe and drove up
to the house of the girl who had quar-
relled with him,
i
a
MARY (entering library, where Mrs,
Knownaught is seated )--
bring it down to the librarary.
make any difference on which shelf 1
put it?»
Mrs. Knownaught--**Why, all the
difference in the world, Mary. We
have had the whole library classified.
scientific works, religious, fiction, and
soon, What is the book you have
there?”
Mary
ma'am."
Mrs, K.~**Well, then, that goes
right in with the books of travel,”
“The Parsuit of Happiness,
The benefiolal results produced by the use
of Hall's Hair Renewer are wonderful,
Ayer's Ague Cure Is warranted a sure
eure for all malarial disorders.
AAI
Bley 4 aside a little oftener to talk with
God sud thine own heart,
ONT kind of medletne will not cure all kinds of dlesasens De
TIRED, WORN AND WEARY.
LOETeTIORImGeG i Ul O-
Who can account for that ti It is mot ca
bones
ed, worn and weary feeling ? card by wend
Waking in the morning unre
breath
g freshed Often with aching Bad taste in the mout
Duk there (8s a
A ree
There may
The be
be no pain in the back feeling «
dy and mind lack strength wmbient posit
YOU WANT
A SPRINC
MEDICINE
Yo remove
Blood
Last
i wl
| ut all ov
the !
and decaying
impurities from
undigested
To prevent or remove Blotches,
Rashes, Boils and all
To protect the system from Bil.
lous attacks andremovealimalar-
ial taintthat may be lurking in the
by-ways of disease,
To fortify the system against the
approach of diseases peculiar to
the weather, tone the Stomach
andremove all refuse matter from
the system.
Restore Lost Appetite, remove was | ! r i to try Bur
Bilotches and Skin Eruptions and | Bitt :
give a Cioar, Healthy glow to the
Skin.
Remove
andinsu
IY poor.
i oe
f, and
dock
all Malarial Symptoms
re gooa health,
Burdock Blood Bitlers out 10
is not a BEVERACE nor
ation of which the fundamental
principleis the “Purging Aloes,
but a purely Vegetable Medicine,
particularly adapted to SPRINC
COMPLAINTS
Fully, Shenglen and vigor
Rc
a prepar-
a a
BEST IN THC
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BALLARD Gal 3 y i a T
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T0 A SOT ARE
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unds
INCH
a SCT He.
derstand miss,
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can't
make
me.’ e—**l am 1 ir
fool of
erent
commit the t
ware, ver I mor, he
significant erathur, about
ver Honor.’
was a smal
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ss
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ne ES mud Only wennine,
1aiw Rais Bewirs of we Tam
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SAN LUIS.
F ree F ATS
ST] £ES
Ela 2 gd
Kilmer's Preparations are
ars Hon 1x Sm
Sand star ——
pA TENT 8a "aun rip
Riwanaw a
Matent Laws Nasal 3 9 Oo
Cleanses, purifies and makes clothes white
BORAX SOAP
and sweet, Excellent for Bath and Telles
Full pound bars only. Fersale everywhere
—— ESTs, ———
JAMS TARLE SYRUP, JELLY
Sweet Pokies,
Vinegar. € ning. Preserves Canning snd
Kerant-making for Sarma wives, oalded Feve
with every dame ok of Fall Tu oe 1 (any ad »
BF TAPPR OF WINTER BEETS THROWN IN.
JAMES HMASLEY, Soe d Grower, Madison, Ark
} VRP PAAR INDE
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EPITHELIOMA
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Yorseven years 1 saferal wilh & canoes « my
faos, Eight months ago a frien 1 reson nm the
vee of Swift's dpacifio, and | dotermuned 10 hake ni
effort 1o proours 8, Jo this thi al Has winoomes ql, ahd
Dagan ts use, The ind xi 6
was 1 somewhat i Tha ws, t ooh xh
famation was allavod, {
faut fow Pain,
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