THE CENTRE REPORTER
FRED KURTZ, . .. Editor,
Omrre Hany, Pa., March 17 1886,
EFFEMINATE PEOPLE E
A LAZY,
bois asa —
Picld Sports in the House—Our Ideal of
Supreme Comfort—Cremation,
Little by little the American people are
learning to take all their fleld sports in the
house when the first white frost comes, Cro-
quet was brought into the parlor ten years
ago; then some lazy villain invented the par-
lor rifle, and all the targets and rifle ranges
were brought into the house, Then the ring-
ing steel blades were taken off the skates and
wooden castors substituted, and the lake was
moved into the house and boarded over with
yellow pine. Foot ball, polo, walking
matches, target practice, base ball, cricket,
all the field sports, have been taken into the
parior or rink.
The horse races will be moved in next. In
a little while America will have no earthly
use for “out doors,” not even as a place to be
buried in, because, after we have fenced in,
fAoored and roofed over this entire continent,
shut ont the sky and the air and the sunlight,
and lighted the gas and stirred
up dust and breathed the at-
mos over and over until it ean
be breathed no longer, it will be most fitting
and proper that we should crawl into a cast
iros retort and shoved into a crematory
heated “ne seven times more than was wont
to be heated,” and, in dust and noxious vapors
life of gradual incineration.
2 law Pmnking it a peniten-
wa oman to take part in any
rink that can be played
pure air aud the bright
nave
the
phere
D6
and g
growing to be a lazy,
», and
will never feel the turf
crunch under our f
why cremation finds so
th Americans is because our
ut up in
with
we
SNOW
SON
ne comfort is to be sh
to a scorching fire,
an atinosphere thal
for
save
s of grass and a whole
Burdette in Brook-
The Queen's r icturesque ‘‘ Beefeaters.”
Af 1 par ame the carriages of
als, each drawn
foot the
iers or Bulletiors,
and quaint
wonder and
among the
bind the feudal
They have at
of the kings and queens
the reign of Henry
luties they may be called
to the queen's table, and
n of Ill, at the
roval alms on Maundy
them is ribed as boar
ead a gold dish containing 150
sventy-five pen in each
¥ by the
after them on
~au fet
pannchy 5
much
are
108
Greorge
dese
[ies
baggage
be royal
Oi ipued in showi
London and in
uy
tower of
e on the regalia
» Darwinian
», the queen's Bes
they have
versal dynasties
the throne since the
the sound and
name. Next
» the most pi
icials « f a magnificent
establ ished that
mean-
to
its
. 43
HRA
« World
mists of antiguity.—
American Papers Given to Lying.
American papers
He woo reads the
surprise to com
statements about
as facts
wontheor last
Eng
For
nig
vely onl
r the hot
ed
in-
le were reported dying in numbers in the
when the prince of Wales
1 Gatling guns were de
in the streets of Kerry as shooting
yon rioters by the hundreds: on the ocoa-
fracas we park, re-
full accounts of the
wage between the
sent: and hardiy a
absurd Tena g ¢ shout the
having deter
tection policy vy.
The net is that the ov
, not being in a
iom-—wiy
chon ;
oe L the
int
I unseemly in
persons engaged
day ago we reprinted an
government here
sined on a thorough-going pro-
arrespondents of these
position to get early
bh is more difficult in Lon.
don than in almost any other great capital—
SHTpLY it, and, as a rise
sponsible correspondents, who really do know
AS soon As 18 3 ares con-
the un-
the agencies, —3t,
invent
CORSEGUenos,
21 existence
ully slow in eompeting with
wews-rnakory of
ttn
. - -
Tupelo Gum and Willow Oak.
i Intsly di
percinl and industrial value,
aly, of the tapelo gum and
k timbers of Missisippl. After va.
thorough tests the first named has
unced almost as soft and light as
and the whitest timber in the valley, It
in extremely light, can not be split, while at
the same time it is very tough, tenacious and
will bear a heavy strain, its varions qualities
rendering it specially valuable for buckets,
pitchers, trays, ox-yokes, and almost all kinds
of water vessels, os well as for many other
purposes. The water or willow oak is said te
be second only to the live oak. is almost ag
Bard when seasoned ns is the latter, and for
the rim and spokes of wheels is alleged to
have no superior, while for shipbuilding
it is almost eqnal to live oak in its firmness
and durability. Tests have been made of the
crushing eapacity of this wood, and also of
its transverse strength, with remarkably fa
varable results, the published data showing
that it is one-third stronger than any white,
red or black oak, and only onesighteenth low
than ive oak. Chicago Times
attention has bevy 1
Why They Emigrate to America.
The total wealth of Groat Britain is esti
mated at $43.600,000,000 or about $1,245 for
every individual, man, woman and child, in
the kingdom, This is said to be $300 more
than such a division in the United States
would produce, though nobody cam make
more than a guess at the figures for this coun-
try. Wealth in the United States is much
better distributed" than in Great Britain. In
tho lutter country one out of éery thirty-six
residents is registered as a pauper. With one
tenth of the population of Great Britain en-
gaged in agriculture, one-fifth of the area of
Fanglaod is held by 523 proprietors, one-fourth
of Beotland by 12, and one-third of Ireland
by 202. Small wonder, then, that thoss who
ean do 50 comme to tivls country ; and that those
who can not form lund leagues at home
~Philadelphia Ledger.
ANOTHER BU BBLE BURST.
WORTH'S SOVEREIGNTY IN DRESS
SAID TO BE A MYTH.
What May Be Heard In Paris and Lon.
don—Worth Has the Largest Clientele
of Any Dressmaker in the World—The
Costumer's Mistake.
A few days ago a writer happenad $5 meet
a very stylish woman, whose acquaintance he
had the honor to enjoy, and supposing in his
gross ignorance that he was saying some-
thing highly appropriate, suggested that the
gown she wore must be one of Worth's finest
creations.
“Worth!"
It is impossible to convey the accent of fina
scorn with which she said this
“Pray let me enlighten vou,” she said, pity
ingly. “Isuppose you think Worth is
greatest dressmaker in the world.”
supposed that to be draped by Worth was the
ultimate height of elegance.
“Now, you are quite mistaken, my friend,”
said his companion. “In Paris and
and Vienna you hear all the time
makes for Americans,’ and you may go
the finest balls at the palace of the Elysee
in the Faubourg Bt Germain and
wouddn't find a single frock of Worth's
assertion that he makes for the
means simply that he makes
trade,
or Judic or Croizette in
dressed by Worth. That, you see, settles
These women employ the most artistic
makers, and they go to Felix, to Pingat,
Corbey, and to artists like them. Worth’
dresses are not Rnown in Paris except on the
backs of Americans and a few English.”
“One hearsa great deal about Worth,
though,” the reporter ventured modestly
“Of course,” said his friend. “He has
doubt the largest clientele of any dressmaker
in the workl., But that proves that he :
the trade. If you go to a handsome ball i
any large city in this country you will fi
from one to a dozen Worth costumes—
genuine Worthe, too, He has virtually
enormous manufactory frocks,
turns them out by the hundreds. Nine
of ten American women going to Paris bring
away something -—-a gown, a w Tap, &
tion of some kind, from Worth's, and
ones delude themselves not
numerous § thin
for a yearly supply
MAKING FINERY FP
“Worth, you must
astute, and he goes
arranged farce, re
implored before he will undertake to make s
woman a gown, Meanwhile he
them which heis ready The Ameri
cans fell into the trap some years ago, and
since then hs suppl with a class of
things such as one buys at any store in Ney
Y ork-—good of
general trade.
ta
for
it
dress
lendid but leave orden
IR AMER
know,
rh with a very
ANS
is exceed
to be begpo
» sell.
jes them
'
wie
instead of the moderats
prices which prevail at these American places
the French-Eagl
gh
HTS ast
xl
Ce JH
ng
inevery way. I sawt
he made on
He sneered at
and predicted that
won liscard it ‘
has a perfect
the ta
street, i
lish,
mn
genius
that it will last without any
for the next twenty yearn
its entire convenienpe,
priateness. Here
tive lives than Fren:
The climate is colder, and we nes
Wort wth condemns-a handsor
dress, adapted for walking, vith no fur
belows to be injured by tl }
Worth can’t make plain
and so be d
“Don't t the most sty
wear Worth's go
“No, Is riches
the
h women o
% ii
gent like t
eri d
lightens
before
vast
dre nen in NS “ork naver
going to him. He dresses
Cincinnati or 8t. Louis
does in New York "—
Express,
Worth 2
quantities, but now the
hings
really
this
we] w nk of
ir
Chicago than be
York Mail and
more women
or
New
Employment of Women and Children.
Revarl u Ratan have already
tion which forbids the employn
dren her re oortain age awl defi nitely regu
latex the hours of labor. This has been done
in New Jersey for example: and M: }
setts, in addition, has a law which pros
for twonty weeks’ schooliz :
working children
law directly reg
ernor Hill, in his
tio n to the desirability
children under 14 years of
petitions to a similar effect have been made
by the State Medical the
Workingmen's assembly, and othe
tions,
Through labor-reform members, bills have
recently been introduced into the Connecticut
legislature, providing that no woman, and no
child under 10, shall be employed for more
than ten hours daily in any factory, and that
no child under 12 shall be employed in man
ual labor under any circumstances. One of
the demands which the Knights of Labor
make of state legislators is the non-employ-
ment of children under 14 in workshops, mines
or factories. Of congress this organization
asks the enactment of laws securing equal
pay for equal work for both sexes, and shor
ening a day's labor to eight hours —Frank
Leslic’s Illustrated,
Valuable Diamond Flelds of Drazil,
The markets for diamonds in Europe have
been In a state of excitement over the re
ported finding of extremely valuable fields at
Halobro in Brazil. The returns from a league
of soil are estimated at a value of £7,900 to
£10,000 a month. An agent from the Acade-
nie des Heiences at Paris, a gentleman of
vast knowledge and experience in this busi-
ness, has made large purchases, and the Eng-
Sis Soni at Faia writes thus on the sub
adopted legisla
ar
society State
organiza.
“This Frenchman taformed mo recently
that the quality and purity of color and water
of the Balobro gem is undoubtedly the most
perfect in the world, surpassing the Regent
diamond of France, I have myself inspected
the Htate diamonds of Porsia, including the
Derria-y- Noor, and have also seen the Koh-y-
Noor and other romarkable diamonds in Eng.
land, Holland, Turkey and other countries,
but have never met anything, so far as Jaz 24 por.
Suction of § Jogos and brilliancy wre
t ent be compared with those of Balonres
~fun Francisco Chronicle, Saloiye*
|
JURORS FOR APRIL COURT,
Following will be {ound names of
rors for April term of court :
Grand Jurors,
iJ O Lorsine, do
John Dale, Benner
Christ Sharra, Taylor
J W Jones, Philipsburg
Wm Harper, Bellefonte John A Daley, Curtin
George W Ellenberger, {Chas Metarver, Union
Ferguson Wim Btover, Gregg
! Mingle, Bellefonte [Andrew Glenn, College
WF Reynolds, Jr. do | Benj Beck, Miles
G D Hoover, Dellefonte|T K Parkes, Haines
WR Jenkins ido tlohn pub ba, Spring
Monroe Ariane do JEL is Lytle, Patton
John I' Harris do Turner, Howard tw p
James Harris do I } i §] Snyde r, College
Hob't Hepburn |Hon sam’ Frank, Miles
FP Gray Meck Eckeuroth, Bpring
(4 D Hoover, Ww ; Morrison, Worth
Jas C Curtin, W Poorman, Snow Shoe
J W Flory, do I 8B Frain, Marion
Thos Eckley, Spow Bhoe|Conrad Binger, Curtin
B Jones, Philipsburg Jos Royer, Howard boro
Third Monday of April—Traverse Jurors
F Emmerich, Walker
¥, Harris
Brown do
Schenck, Howard B
Jared 1 Condo, Gregg
Fravel, Rush
do
do
Union
Bpring
Michael Grove, Potter
Adam Krumrine do
8S Brugger, Unionville
PB Waddle, Patton
Hale Ross, Ferguson
H C Ca mpbell do
J Harp er, Belletonte
I' K Ha maiiton do
1. D Kurtz, Halnes
Henry King, Penn
Jarob Bottor!, College
JB Bholl, Liberty
Fourth Monday of Apr.
John Emerick do
Half Moon
do
Walker
1 do
Wm B Way
Hoyer,
Traverse Jurors.
| $5,000 to sit for his photograph.
D Long,
oak,
Merryu an,
Greg
Buow shoe
3 aylor
tehel do
sechiler do
nn Confer
n i H Mu
{David Dennis, Ferg
{ioseph (ales
nry King, Penn
i Lee, Poller
Boggs, Milesht
n, Epriong
rs, lke
Harris
Halt { Moon
{ie
LOOK!
NE
Sn ri ws
ae
Cr
Oc =o)
i
jo
4
5
) Q
Y
rr
-
=)
arly
OLD, SILY
AND
on)
wn ¢
eb,
rd
eT SF TAT CLE
eGT
LOOK!
NEW ROOM
ep FIXTURES
Sr
-
<4
4 A
tom
oll oi 8. : j B
3 + 3 cir
dd Jil Bw ail
BW iH
a 6
Ylumbs
Agency for the celebrated ROCK
Georg Bosal
OW Shoe’ A
$05 John 2
Heury kool
o Fra'k Hoste
DWUCark
Wal goer
M
{
2
H GU Bballer
DW Pletohis
Filmer Campbell
EOLOT Lal piwd
u, husbaud, I want you totry
uffered for years with a Cot
they had given up the attempt
My wife beard of Dr.
wl a bo ttle,
more, and presently
ie vanished never lo
wife bad a sort of ivspirstion
time." — Washington Monroe, Catskill,
Faith like Lers
{'o please ber 1g
mer
- -—-
A pew oats fraud
LLUAL « perated 1a
seed,
has taken the
aud 18 sold in small
ulous prices for ail the oats
sod
bank
safe ol
slate
secured from imposition
r Rpparently
Meny farmers in
biting «tt the bail,
by ae
’
thier
this
- es -
You may remember | spoke to
waving been afflicted with
Well, some tie ago |
gan Sakiug Dr. Keunedy's
medy in Laing hope of relief, To
gh Bld ralher Ww my
ver had an attack since.
¥
YOU
ick beadaches,
t
’
bave ne How
vy wish that al
Way KiveWw low ce Migia and
cure Favorite rewedy
oudrufl, Newburg, N. Y.
- -——-
Dariug Lhe recent o id suap J
s of Togs county, iwbived tou much
Lie Leverage Wat luebrisles, and un
ud ual tu.
Wu iu sb
Har
v
»
is Bini he Was
y Lis Hilde Led,
When
laid Cy
Open uk, discovered
most dead
| at—
on
A
tH _E 8
Sr
ad " Fn pm ew,
0
5 Lo ba
P ig EN a nd
fr
r n
A A
i Indigestion or
Dys pepsia,
‘ Pais
, Ws sler
Gastris
ell, 2lass.
hito, Re 1s i a critical
the effecin
condition from
f Lis es apade ‘
-»
i»
LaATRel
Linel to Keep sickness out
cretely, 11 keeps the biood pure, and
slutmach, iver aud kidneys in working
Coughs sid colds vanish 1
it ba up the
{ wid De without 1s,
© ole
ne health, No Wine
nar
a
Washington consty farmers are
{ lownahip for
|
ibalive 10
fort
the
regard to
swing, stock breedivg sna 0 her
pation of
din nRg-
associations
non of pak
Bile Bs Peli
arers In
he u
ining to the Go.
teresting lopics are
eeling
% -—
SCOTT'S EMULSION OF PURE
COD LIVER OIL, WITH HYPOPHOSPHITES
Especially Desiralile fur Coiidren,
A lady physician st the Cuild's Ho«pi-
tal, at Albany, N. Y., eay®: “We have
been using | Soot 's Emauimion with great
success, neatly all of our patients are
suffering from booe disesses and our
physicians find it very beseficial, m
Ayers Hair Vigor sticiunlates the hair
celis 10 healthy notion, and promotes a
vigorous growth, It contains ail that
can be wupplied to make the natural hair
beautiful and abundant; keeps the scalp
free from dandruff, prevents the hair
from becoming dry aod Larsh, and makes
it flexible und glossy,
paint dems
When the blood is loaded with impu.
tities, and moves sloggishly in the
veink, an alterative 1s needed, us this
condition of the vital {laid cannot last
long without serious results. There ia
notuing better than Aver's Sarsaparilla
to purily the blood, and iwpartenergy to
the systew,
be is seas ME SPS
-—
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castonia,
When she was a Child, she cried for Cast oria,
When sho became Miss, sho clung to Castoria,
When sho kad Children, she gave them enstoria,
FARMS FOR
“CONSTIPATION
edium trough which
| disease so often attacks the system
{ as by Constipation, and there is no
to more apt to
| be neglected, from {he fact material
inconvenience may not be immediate
ly felt from irregular action of the
vowels, When there is not regular
action the retention of decayed and
effete matter, ith its Jioumusy
gases, soon poisons the whole system
by being absorbed imto it, causi
piles, fistula, headache, impure bloc
and many other serious affections.
BUR BLOOD BITTERS will
immediately relieve, and one bottle
positively cure or relieve any case
of Constipation.
“Was troubled for a year with
torpid liver and indigestion, and after
trying everything imaginable used
BURDOCK « BLOOD BITTERSs The
first bottle revived me and the second
cured me entiraly."--J, 8, Williamson,
Rochester, N. Y.
he on is no 0
sabia bs
SCOTT'S
UL
“5
A IE
"Of PURE 43%) LIVER 0
ki Hapcpiesof Lma Soe
Almost as Polctable as Milk.
The Aply prepooat'en of COD LIVER OIL that
ean he talon readil wad tolerated Tors Jung time
by dell ste sews As
" he wounition. of the "ork
Fon Sale oy ALL DRUGGISTS:
2 vm
FORD WATCH “Gu
peg Cal
S E WING
ery the largest stock of
We ca
of the best grade of machines,
alle lar fovw
attachments especially adable] for
-v
NE
The American wi
The New Howe with double feed
I'he Household which is an
ment over the Domes
We are closing out the
oh
“ay
reduced figures, fre
fat
Hanging Lamps.
Arry a con
vy $£
he Electric
lamps, 1]
Library Hanging Lamps,
lamps are suited for
build
power.
or other public
le
ana
has 50 «
Machines in
A, Kennedy, Manager.
A SPECIFIC FOR
Dp EPILEPSY, SPASHS, ~%m
CORVULSIONS, FALLING SICKNESS,
ST. VITUS DAKCE, ALCHOHOLISH,
OPIUM EATING, SYPHILLIZ,
SGROFULA, KINGS EVIL,
UGLY FLOOD a DYSPEPZIA,
UERVOUSKESS, SICK HEADACHE,
RHEUMATISH, NERVOUS WEAKNESS,
RERVOUS PROSTRATIOH,
BRAIN WORRY, BLOOD SORES,
BILIOUSRESS, COSTIVERESS,
KIDNEY TROUBLES £50 IRREGULARITIES,
BE 1.00 yor toi, of deepptele, “UE
YER EES. } RICHNOND NERTINE C0, Props.
8T. JOSEPH, MO.
i ing as y when sick
irt suffering and invite denth.
§s 10 em
For sale hy J. Ih. Moray.
SUCCESS ||
HAS ATTENDED
Baugh’s $25
PHOSPHATE
Ever since its introduction.
Its sales during the past year
have exceeded all previous years,
and we look forward to an unpre-
cedented demand this year for this
and our other Dag of RAW
BONE MANURES.
If your dealer has none of our
goods’ on shand, send your orders
et to us.
fiend your orders in early and yon
will not be compelled to wait when
the season is fully un us.
For Baugh's Phosphate Guide and
other Circulars and information, ad-
BAUCH & SONS,
Manufacturers of the Celebra
BAUGH'S $25 PHOSPHATE
20 South Delaware Avenue,
Natnblished 1850. PHILADELPHIA, PA
Juki ro STRAT Tun,
9 Mattes Lane, BT,
Sariine tal revomedly
-
in
Leaarn
snr BOY
(Fah AA TEC Re
wind ¥ filnl
$n wy die rad
4 Ll]
oir
THIRTEEN WEEKS,
The Fox POLICE GAZETTE will be mailed Secure.
aT HE A
were] digovant re
are, N,V
-
“Unxtae Hart Muar Makxen—Th
Centre Hall Meat market havi A: Je
frigerator families can at all times
plied with fresh meats, of the best rns
ity, also bol Rext door ®
hp. vedio gol)
14may fn Hmxar
of Goods
AT NEW STORE
NEW GOODS! NE
View Arrival
W GOODS
HARPER & KREAMER
Centre hall,
§ ” a 3 et 1 (iF on vey
Have itd openeq in one! Largs "
t Rooms in the Vall. ¥,
{ OMP LETE STOCK
GOODS,
and Be
OF —
DRY
QUENNSW ARE,
GROCERIES
OQOFFEES TEAS, FisH
SALT, TOBACCO, SEGARS,
EVERYTHING
A WELL REGULATEL
STORE.
ALL NEW GOGDS,
We offer bargains Eu passed n this
COUN 1
BUGARS
KEPT 1IN
HAIR BALSAM
nvorite for dressing
ing color when
venting Dendruf
¢ soalfs, slog hee
nd je en ret pense,
The best Congh Cure. you can use,
And the bot pre vemtive known for Oomeusertion, 1%
etires bodily pe 11 Qisorders of the Btomesh,
Bowels, Langs widneys, Urinary Organs and
nll Female Cot The foohle and sek, strug
. An slowly drifting towards
the grave, w will a ol CREE Foe their health by
pi thnely vee of Pans ex's Toxic, but delay is dan
Take ft in time. Bold by all Drapeists in
go bottles al £1.00,
HINDERCORNS
The safest, surest, quickest and best onre for Oores,
Panions, Warts, Moles, Callonses, &¢. Hinders thelr fur
thergrowih, Bopsall pein. Glvwsnotroubie. Makes the
feet comfortable. Hindervorms tures when everything
else falls. Sold by Drugeise af be. Hascox & 00, RX. 1.
HoW LOST, HOW i) STORED!
Just published, a pew edition of Dr. Culverwell
Celebrated Essay on the radical cure of Sperma-
torthoea or Seminal Weakness, Involuntary Sem
inal Losses, Impotency Mental and Physical Jan
wditpents to Marriage, ete; also Consus prion,
iptiepsy and Fits, indoced by self indaigence, or
sexual extravagance, &o
The celebrated author in his adminble essay,
clearly demonstrates froam a 30 yearn’ successful
practice. that the alarming consequences of sell
abuse may be radionlly cured, pointing out a
inode of care at opoe simple, certain and effectual,
by means of which every sufferer, no matter what
his condition may be, may care himself, private
Iy and radically.
This lecture should be in the hands of every
youth and every man in the land.
Sent ander seal, In a plain envelope, to any ad.
dross, post paid, on receipt of four oenis or two posts
A
Pink CULVERWELL MEDICAL CO.
41 Ann Be, New York, NY. Post Olioe Box 4M,
Poway lpr
NEW COAL YARD.
A new coal yard has been opened in
counection with the Centre Hail Roller
Mil, where all kinds of soft and Lard
Cont will be ro'd at redoced prices for
CASH or on grain aceouit, Bm
ALL KIND3 OF GRAIN,
White ard red wheat, rye, 8! wiled corn
oats and barley wanted at the Centre
Hall Rotler Mill=for which the highest
market prices will be paid, Grado taken
on storage. uf