HOU SEHOLD. A FEW points in reg: ard to cleansing things about a house are worth remem- bering. Cold rain water and soap will remove machine grease from white goods; soap and water applied with a -bit of old flannel will remove grease or dirt spots on carpets, which should after- wards be rubbed dry with a piece of soft cloth; oil or grease on c»rpels may also be rubbed out with 1: din meal, the latter being replaced as 1ast as dis- colored with more meal Lill the spot has disappeared. tarnished brass candle- sticks will shine like new ones if rubbed with a solution of oxalic acid and then polished with the finest emery; whiting and benzine mixed to a paste will re- move grease spots from marble; colored matting shows dirt readily,espec ally in dusty weather, but this and other Kind of matting may be wiped clean with a | cloth dampened with salt and water; | chlorinated soda, which may be pro- | cured at any druggist’s will remove ink stains on white wash goods without in- juring the cloth, the application being by simply pouring a few drops on the stained surface; Benares or any finely etched brass should be cleaned in this way. Wash in pure hot water, rub with a bit of soft cloth dipped in lemon juice, rinse again in hot water and pol- ish with a piece of chamois skin. se ne—— TISSUE PATER MATS. — Open a sheet of tissue paper, fold in centre length- wise once, then fold the other way twice and cut. There will be six squares. Fold across cornerwise three | times, cut deep, round scallop, now un- fold. Youhave six rounds of eight scallops each. I use four sheetsof green | tissue, different shades; dark to light is | best. Fold and cut each sheet same as | first. Take one round of the paper, | fold one scallop lengthwise in centre | on one wire of a common hairpin, hold- | ing the head of the pinin the right | hand, press in gathers the paper with the left hand, towards the right, with- out breaking the paper shirr each scal- lop inthis way, then take one round | of each shade from dark to light and! tack together in the centre,and you will have six handsome mats. Now take some rose-colored paper. red, pink, yellow and cream white, fold and cut in the same way three rounds of each | color, size three inches each, and in the same way. Take a piece of yel- | low paper on a wire for centre of rose, put them on the wire, and you will| bave a handsome rose. Place equal dis- tances apart, one of each shade around the mat, and fasten in place. They make pretty mats for fairs. cms A DECORATED GOBLET.—An inter- esting home-made method of natural decoratfon consists simply of taking a ior a little common salt water. In a day or so a slight mist will be seen up- on the glass--hourly this will grow un- til in a very short time the present a beautiful appearance, the ziass being enlarged to twice its thick- ness, and covered with beautiful crystals, packed one upon another ex- actly like some peculiar fungus or mal growth, will run over. The glass cia additionally beautiful by placing in the salt and water some common red ink; this will be absorbed, and the white sur- of producing inexpensive or beautiful g different shapes of vases and shades, an endless variety of beautiful can be produced. —————— four ounces of butter and the same weight of sugar. Add to it four oun- ces of bread crumbs, the beaten whites and velks of four eggs and two ounces of wheat flour. Beat well together and stir in oue gill of milk three ounces femon. Turn the mixture into a but- tered pudding mold and tie a cioth over it and put it into a pot of boiling water and let it boil for an hour and a half, Make a sauce of four ounces of white sugar, ome glass of brandy or noyeau and the juice of one lemon. to the beaten whites of ‘wo eggs and turn at once over the pudding in a hot dish or serve it in a sauce boat, APPLE MINCEMEAT.~One pound tart apples, one pound currants, one pound suet, one pound brown sugar, two lemons, one tablespoon ground all- spice, one teaspoonful ground mace, one wineglassful brandy. Peel and mince the apples, chop the suet (ine, stone the wash the currants, squeeze and strain the juice of the oranges and lemons {chovoping up the rind of one of the lemons), and mix the ingredients to- gether with the Sula Adding the spices and the brandy. hea all are thor- oughly mixed, cover closely and keep in a cool place. BUTTER MAYONNAISE — Take a spoonful of flour and beat it up with the yelks of three eggs. Then add about a teaspoonful of mixed mustard, half a saltspoonful of salt, half a teaspoonful of pepper, two table- spoonfuls of vinegar and three table. spoonfuls of water. Then take a couple of slices of bacon, cut them into dice and fry until they begin to be colored, Then, pour in the salad mixture, stir ring it over the fire till it becomes thick and smooth, Pour it out into another vessel and continue to stir it until cool, adding a little more vinegar and walter if needed to bring it to the proper con- sistency, which should be like that of custard. WAFFLES, MIX one tablespoonful of butter and one of sugar; and add the yolks of three eggs which have been well beaten. Beat thoroughly and mix with one quart of milk, flour enough, in which has been put fwo tablespoonfuls of baking powder, to form a stiff batter. When well mixed add the whites of the 8, which have been beaten to a stiff th, and bake in the waflle iron a delicate brown. A xi1CE dish for breakfast or for tes is made of sweet potatoes boiled, move the skins, rub the through a coarse colander, into flat gales, dip lato flour, and fry in hot butter Divine vengeance comes with feet of lead, but it strikes with the hand of iron. thine MANY hospitals and curative insti- tutions use only Red Star Cough Cure, for throat and lung troubles. It cures. Price, twenty-five cents, Bt. Jacobs Oil cures rheumatism, Riches do not mean happiness, “More than all other Lung Remedies,” is what E. W. Fairman, druggist, Dayton, Ind., writes of Allen's Lung Balsam. He has sold it for eight years, and it gives sat- isfaction in all cases, 200, Hc. & §1 per bottle, Druggists, a —— Bodily enjoyment depends upon good health, and health depends upon tem- perance, Chronic Cararrg., The result of 25 years’ Catarrh ;—the bridge, or di- vision of my nose, wis about half gone. I obtained a bottle of Eiy’'s Cream Balm ; have used four bottles, applying it to the affected parts with a swab. which has about cured up the nostrils. I had previously tried all other remedies on the market without permanent re- Lef.—J. A. Wood, 96 N. High Street, Columbus, Ohio, enn i — No time is isolated ; future. In hundreds of cases, purifying and enriching the blood, has potent remedy for rheumatism. Hence, suffer the pains and aches of this disease, 18 fair to assume that Hood's Sarsaparilla will you, Givelt a trial Truth is sharper than a | two-edge ad sword. Hood's Barsaparilia, is EvErRY FPAnt Tig Bobby filled with veins and arteries ; the last carrying pure blood to build up the tissues—the first carrying away waste | matter, Pure blood is necessary health, and the waste, if not removed, is poisonous, Dr. WALKER'S OF of ebootior well is likes what he has The measure whether a8 man chosen, C—O ——— 7 The “Favorite Prescription,’ Dr, R. V. Plerce, of Buffalo, N. 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FACET] A. ¢ IR ft “Funniest thing I’ve seen lately,” said the candy man on the Rock Is- land suburban train, “was the other day when a man rushed up to Twenty-second street { to the station agent: “$11 .b-has the Joliet train g-g-gone?’ **¢Yes, there it goes up the road there.’ * ‘Does it 8-8-8-Lop-p-p-p=——m ‘¢ “Yea, it stops at Tharty-fir “ «Does it 8-8-4- top-p-p-p-a-d- "ey es, it at Thirty street, 1s ‘Does it 8-8-8-top-p-p-a t*Yea | al Fifty-first, Englewood land.’ “Does it wh ** “Yes, it stopaat all what difference does it You're not aboard.’ ‘Just what I'm Ek-k-Kickin Does it s-:-lop-p-p snyw! lon enough so I could r-r-ru ta-take it?'” si sired stops ninth A ny-—"' Forty-sevent and Blue slops i, Is- s-top-p-p-a-a-ny wh-whe stations, make U a » “wy : Genr, Ou must no Iie ins, BLARK DEINE Cross, ‘He is cutliing Wie an expression n Mrs, Bl | Kind of an expression Mr, Blank —*""Certainl ' it is incorrect Mrs, Blank-** it be?" Mr. j cutiing leet | ery Mrs say?" : Mur. | baby.’ AK Nonsen Biank--**Becau h. If he were he Well VAN K -~-" what Jank—'* ‘Tes! 's why he i Are « That howls,’ ——————— Scum of the students at the U sity of Texas are more given to than to books, but some of them ! very industrious, One of them, ing invited to play a game of bill declined, *““Why, what's the mat ter?” { “I've quit all that. [I get up at five and study three hours, After break- fast I go to hear Professor Roberts’ | law lecture: | five more hours, and 1 never quit my books before eleven o'clock at night, | study seventeen hours a day.” i **Why, man alive, that's too | That's enough to kill a mule, niver Are On be i lards, much. But you { your complexion is rosy. | have you been studying seventeen | hours a day?" “I am going to begin to-morrow,” responded the overworked student, “Is my shaving agreeable to you, sir?” a loquacious barber asked & cus- tomer whom he haa been flaying alive. “My wife would admire it very much,” under torture, ‘‘Ah, said the barber, often excellent judges of their hus. bands being well shaved. And you think mine will sui, sir?" of itin the world, It was morning she became angry because | skinned alive.” The barber lost him- self in reflection. “Dox'r you want to 20 to the better i world, Tommy?" asked a Sunday- school teacher of her new scholar, | “*No, mum,” promptly replied the | frank little fellow. | “And why not, Tommy?” + 0), when I die I want fo go where a feller can rest.” “Well, my boy, you can rest there." “Well, in that song we sung it said we'll shine there.” ‘Certainly; don't you want to shine there.” “No, mum; I don't want to shine there. I get enough of that here. I'm a bootblack, mum!”’ A Racorep and dirty little Mr. was found riding on the truck, under a pas- senger car, “What are you doing there?’ asked the conductor. *“Trying to get to the North,” +* Where are you from?" Wore “Why didn’t u stay there?” fow could I? I've ked the State over, from one end to the other and found nobody who had any use for me. Col. and Maj. and Capt. and Judge have up a combi- nation against me and I can’t get a job in the Stats," “My daughter. you ought to have some aim in life,” said a Burlington father to his thoughitiess sixteen-year old. “Oh, I am go ie 10, bape pons pond i have got the enthusiastic Aoi E. L. Noyes, Revers, Mass,, was cured of beau slready!” Mi. MuLnooby-—It is just glorious ee watch that sunset} “Lilac, R | gold” is what the poet says, { it? The ethereal | Mrs. Mulbhoody—0, nonsense! | are altogether too rhapsadical, Mr. Mulboody I 58 poetical, my dear. That yonder, with its Hives lining “Yes, that’s all | I can't say the same | purse, | ver for more than——"'" “Mrs. Mulhoody, you ribly practical. ” isn’t cloud are Finsr DELE GATE (in P ‘almer House William Curtis by signt?” should like very much to see the old | gentleman,” Just then a voice table said: from the opposite And the two delegates exclaimed with one accord: *“That must be Mr Curtis.” ——— WATERPROOF 18 the name of a town on the Mississippl River. dampest waterproof that was ever seen in that section of the country. The water has completely covered the place, and the people are obliged to climb trees to keep from getting their feet wet. If they named the town ‘‘gossamer,”” af- ter one of those four-dollar rubber coats, it would have been more and then they wouldn't have disappointed when it sprung a-leak, OLp Gex1 uF ive dollars! | do you want five dollars for?" Tramp—I want to wake up | to Louisville, “Got relatives there?” “No-—not exactly. I hear they have | a whisky pool there and | want on hand when it's opened to the pub- What my fare Lo De iC, *+1 33 J sald a Clark | physic lan to a patient, while feeling ““that you consider me a hum- ‘*1 think it very odd that you can 50 accurately divine my thoughts by t " 5 sinmy fen 1 sirest Lis Prose pu ise, bug. y 1 1s my pulse, ing retorted Lhe - To SweerTeN Raxcip Burren. [ By request Take strong i oid work the butter over in it would work it if just urn to get ter w, e-waler, Jusl as i from ¥ i 13 t §¢ ig Oui OF YO fie . A Nornrtn ented a machine when she | the un Nort Five Rive thie Rheumatism vi % hue Te doe ressedy for rheumati ave suffered efited by Hond find r of, tr eaciditvy ef the b Ginense builds up I was afflict 8 1 foun I was almost helple iw Previous to 18 until did me more pood (han a } H . Mass “Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all drugeists, $1; «ix for $5. Mad only by C. L HOOD & OO lowed 100 Doses One Dollar ENSIONS INCREASED Wris LL. 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