A Campaign Seoret Given Away. In the campaign of 1884 the two can- didates for governor in a ** pivotal” ‘Western State arranged for a series of joint discussions, Both men were pop- ular, both of fine appearance and were #0 well matched in mental force and as orators that the contest between them promised to be a magnificent one, For Several weeks the scales balanced even- Bat one day the brilliant Republican candidate came up allivg. He seemed overcome and spoke laboredly. The next day he was even less effective. Later he was compelicd to ask his op- poneut for a postponement of certain appointments, which was granted, Be- fore the campaign ended he had aban- doned the field altogether, Meantime the Democratic candidate continued his canvass, seeming to grow stronger, cheerier and more effective with each succeeding week. He was elected. One evemng in December while ontertaining several gentlemen he said : “+ will tell you a campaign secret— which gave me the election, With the opening of my campaign I began caring for my liver. I knew that a disordered or torpid liver meant dullness and pos- gible sickness, I took something every day. When my opponent began triling I knew his trouble to be his liver and felt like prescribing for him, but feared if I did #0 he might beat me! I grew stronger as the campaign progressed, often making two speeches a day. Even my voice, to my surprise, did not fail me once. All because Warner's safe oure kept me in Al tnm.’ Ex- Governor Jacob of Kentucky, also made a campaign tour under precisely simi- lar circumstances and says he kept up the same means,— Rochester Union, HOUSEHOLD. Corre Braxo -Maxee,—Take a quarter of a pound of ground Java and Mocha coffee, equal parte of each, and pour over ‘it a half a pint of boiling water; let this stand until the grounds settle and the liguid becomes clear. Then pour off into a bowl and add half gelatine, Now take one pound of sweet almonds, pound them in a mortar, add- ing to them & piut and a half of water, and then squeezing them through a cloth. Pour half of this strained Nquid into the coffee. And into the other half stir a half pound of white sugar first dissolving them in a balf pint of warm water. Now place a mold in the coffee to form a layer, Upon the top of this, as soon as frozsu put a /ay- er of the almond liquid, allowing that nate layers untill the mold is filled Then turn out aud serve, Seioe Cage. —Dark part: Two cups of brown sugar, one of butter, ome of teaspoonful each of cloves, cinnamon and nutmeg, one of cream of tartar, half » one of soda. Beat the yelks cream, butter and sugar, Add eggs, molasses and other ingredients, flour enough to make a rather stiff batter. Put in the pan alternately a layer of dark and white, and ending with the dark. Bake one and a half boars, Mavsre UAxe,—Dark part: One tea- cupful of sugar, half teacupiul of trea- ele, halt teacupful of butter, two and a half teacupfuls of flour, hall teacup- eggs, balt teaspoonful of soda, one spoonful of spice, Light part: Two teacupluls of flour, one and a half tea- cupfuls of sugar, hall teacupful of spoonful of soda, Lall a teaspoonful of spice, Mix these parts separately and drop into the baking tin by tablespoon- fuls alternately, Bake two hours, Vey Woz BSasues —Very wide sashes are worn, both with washing and silk gowns, and also for evening, and the loops are so arranged that they form a back drapery of themselves, A white lace dress, with a variety of these sashes, may be made to do a goed deal wear, A velvet bodice in the evening with a lace skirt 18 always dressy and the same skirt with a lace bodice will do for afternoon wear, Valenciennes jis the best lace for this style of toilet. Taz Broox As A Toxio.—As a medi. cine the broom excels ss a tonic, This is not # jest, but recommended in all earnvstness, [I the women who sit around from one yest’s end to another nursing imaginary ailments were once a week to take a dose of sweeping— mild of course, at first—they would soon begin to feel the saintary effects from she use of the broom and would save themselves many a dollar for medi Broxak Drops. — Four eggs, half cup of powdered sugar, half a saltspoon of salt, one teaspoon of flavoring and three-quarters of & cup of pastry flour, Mix as for sponge cake. Drop by spoonsful on a buttered pan. Bprinkle powdered sugar over them and bake twelve to sixteen minutes in a very slow oven, Waex you open a can of tomatoes you may sometimes be so fortunate as to find several slices that have kept their shape, Reserve these when heat- ing the others for the table, and after letting them drain well, fry them in butter, and they make a good entree, or garnish for game or fowl Tas is a good dish: ¥ry one pound of veal in hot lard, having first cus in strips about two inches wide, and three or four long; when nearly done add a little butter snd half a pint of oysters shopped or cut in small pieces; season with pepper and salt; serve hot with or without toast, A prErTY dish for desert is made by beating the whites of four eggs to a stiff ‘froth, and then add gradually a cup of powdered sugar. Take the juice from » can of red raspberries, strain it and color and flavor the eggs and sugar with it, Serve in glasses with cake or charlotte russe, Very preity tidies for common wear aré made by taking a piece of cretonne which has a pretty figure, that seems to be complete in itself; trim this all around with a pretty though inexpen- sive cotton lace, and an old chair will be brightened and made to look attrac tive at sma’l expense. sti — As if by magic oues pains vanish if he be a sufferer from rheumatism or neursigia and applies St. Jacob's Oil, the psio-banisher, For Coughs and Colds Bed Star Cough Cure is a safe, pleasant, sure remedy. mn AIA. S—— Rasy Cookies. — Two eggs, one oup- cupful of milk, one teaspoonful of cream of tartar, one half teaspoonful of soda, spice. I 2ave been afflicted with catarrn for 20 years, It had become chronie, and | there was a constant droppipg of mo- cous matter from the roof of fuy mouth, throat, hoarseness and great difficulty in speak- | ing, indeed for years I was not able to often this with great difficulty, to a great extent, lost the sense of bear- ing in the left ear, and of taste, By the ed more relief than from all other reme- | dies beside. All dropping of mucous | has ceased and my voice and bearing | are greatly improved.—Jas. W. Dawnid- | son, Attorney at Law, Monmouth, War- t ren Co., IIL A blemish may be taken mond by careful polishing ; but, if your no way to efface it, erals were never used medicinally in the days of old, Invigorating and al. terative herbs were then the only curs- tives, Sick animals, with unerring instinct, Invariably select strange herbs for their silments. VixxGar Birrers is the greatest herb aatidote and tome ever known. amiss ot IAI Riches are often thorns that pierce the head with cares in getting them, and the heart with grief in parting with them, s——— Important. When you visit or eave New York OWny, save | baggage expressage and §3 carriage Hire, and slop a! tae Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen tral Depot, . 600 elegant rooms, Oiled up at a cost of one million dollars, £1 and upwards per day. Eaoropean Plan Eewvalor, Hestaurant supplied with the best, Ilorse cars, stages aul elevated raliroad to all depota, Families ead ive better for jess money at the Grand Union Jos than at any other Gret-ciass hotel in the city. The universe is but one great city, full of beloved ones, divine and human, by nature eudeared to each other, POR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGRETION, de prossion of pir. fis and general debility in thelr var cos forma; Also a8 3 preventive against fever and gue and other intermittent fevers, he “Fe ro-Pliosphorated. Elixir of Calisaya” made by aswell, Hazard & Co, New York, and sold by al rOgEINtA, is the best tonic; and for patients r+ overing from fever of other sickness, it has Bo aa. sms AAI SA When anger rises, think of the conse- Treen St. Bern ard Vegetable Pills. WARRANTED PURELY VEGETABLE The best cure for Liver Hoyas BK ‘omplaints, O a anil the d in . “ Meroar Bt. Now rom ’ mail 1. XEUSTARDTER & CO. om —— Take all in all «= Take all the Kidneys and Liver Medicines, —Take all the Blood purifiers, —Take all the Dyspepsia and Indigestion cures, ~Take all the Ague, Fever and bilious specifics, —Take all the Brain and Nerve force revivers, «Take all the Great health restorers, In short, take all the best qualities of all these, and the--best, Qualities of all the best medicines in the world, and you will find that— Hop «Hitters have the best curative qualities and powers of all concentrated in them, ~And that they will cure when any or all of these, singly or—combined. Falllll! —~A thorough trial will give positive proof of this, Hardened Liver. Five years ago I brokedown withkidney and liver complaint and rheumatism, Sines then 1 have been unable to be about atall My liver became hard like wood; my limbs were puffed np and filled with water, All the best physicians agreed that noth- ing could cure me. I resolved to try Hop Bitters: I have used seven bottles; the hardness has all gone from my liver, the swelling from my limbs, and it has worked a miracle in my case; otherwise I would have been now in my grave. J. W. Money, Buffalo, Oct. 1, 1881 Poverty anda Suffering. “1 was dragged down with debt, poverly and suffering for years, caused by a sick family and large bills for doctoring. 8go, y / the advice of my pasior, using Hop Bitters, and in one month we were all well, and none of us have seen 8 sick day snoe, and | want 10 say to all poor men, gee can keep sitters for joss than one doctor's visit will cost, kpow iL" =f WORK SUMAN. EW None genuine without a bunch of green Hops on the white label. Shan all the vile, poison. ous stufl with “Hop” or “Hoba™ In thelr name, Friepdship which flows {rom the the water that flows from the spring | does not eongeal in winter. Your Friends will Never Tell You, but perbaps sodiebody, who isn't friend, will, that your presence is rendered offensive by the foul, fetid smell of your breath. Every word you utter, though it be the very echo of wisdom and poetry, dis- gusts your bearers, and your laugh is pro- ductive of anything but mirth to them. It is a duty you owe, not only to yourself, but to society to remove this cause of of- fense. Dr. Bage's Catarrh heal the diseased mucous membrane, will Do not | bring relief to yourself and others. { hesitate to employ it ft is not the number of facts he | knows, but how much of a fact he is | himself, that proves the man. Young or middle-aged men, suffering | from nervous debility and kindred weak- | nesses, should send ten cents in stamps for | large treatise giving successful treatment. | World's Dispensary Medical Association, Baffalo, N. X. — -— box ; a good packer will get in half as much again a8 a bad one, “One Nail Drives Uut Another,” ts a French saying that finds exemplifica | tion im the way one disease will substitute taelf for another and graver one, in very many cases Liver disease for instance will soon induce blood disorders, ailments, skin affections and eventually, | Pierpe's “Golden Medical whi th acts as a specif accom plishing a rapid alterative action up u the body. ure by its powerful — —— p— He that stauds upon a shppery place makes use of uo vile hoid to keep him { Bp. sa————— A Wonderfe! Offer. Every Farmer and 8 send One Dollar to the i Rochester, N. 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XY. There is no surer mark of a half-edu- cated mind than the incapacity of ad- miring various forms of excellence, Ladies find Huxt's [Kidney and Liver] ReMepy invaluable to them because it eves them of much of the pain and suffering which they are called upon to bear, Thousands of them bless the day when they first tried it. Mrs. A. W, Howland, of Providence, It. IL, says:—"1 most cheerfully recommend Hoxt's [Kid and Liver] REMEDY as on safe and reliable cure for kidney disease, and it is the only medicine I have ever found that does exactly what it is adver tised to do.” A large portion of the ills that flesh is heir to arise from an impure state of the blood. By promoting a the liver, bowels and {Kiduay and Liver] and eliminates Rheumatism Heural ia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Ba , Hea , Toothache, a roat,Swellings Sprains, Bruises, fr Nealds: Frost Rites, AND ALL OTHER BODILY PAINS AND ACHES, Bold Ly Druggists and Dealers everywhere. Fifty Centas Pirections in 11 gusgee. THE CHARLES A. 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Yerger of her hus | band. “J am writing the history of my life, | Mrs, Yerger.” “I suppose you tite” “Oh, yes: I cil you the sunshine of my existence.” wention me in into your daily life?” +I refer fo you as the sunshine of my ¢xistence becanse you make it hot for we.” A rise in the thermometer oocurred | sation. a EL rn som —————— “Dip you Hear dot Mrs. Behascob Oppenheimer fell dot stheamboat of, whan she vash going dot Uoney Island to “Ish dot so? Was she trowned?” “Mine Gott, no, She wash rescued by her husband, He chumped dot water 1.” “1 tid not pelieve det Bohacob vash such a reckless, pold man ash dot. He vash a leedle schmall men, and his vile was twice ms big as he vast, IT did not pelieve he would do dot, pecause he and his vife vash always kayarefling. He told me vonce he vished she was tead,"” “Yo, but ven she fall dot stheamboat off she had all her diamonds on.” “Ach so?” “1 must congratulate you on your marrisge, Mr, Pugsby, Your wife is a charming woman,” “She is, indeed; loving, amiable and accomplished, and so easily pleased.” | “Oh, I knew that when 1 heard that | she was about to marry you.” Mr Murray, the temperance lec- turer, quieted a noisy baby in the andience by sending out and buyiug somo candy for it. Mr. Murphy 1s not the only lecturer who gives his su- dience ‘“tafly.” Purify the Blood. | Wedo not dsim thst Hood's Sarssparilis is the only | medicine deserving public confidence, but we believe | that to purify the blood, to restore and renovate the whole #3 slam i public hat tid that a ir sl w ence of ths Li HooD’s | eotiznated. If | eonsegu | immessurs TR it cam {uct cannot be stated so extravagantly jy substintia‘s i. 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This is an important sult, for ifit is gained by | the Newark Machine Qompand they can pursue all the clover hullers built by Gaar, | oott & Co, and can collect damages from any one using them. mms ——— We are haunted by an ideal life, and | it is because we have within us the be- | ginning and the possibility of it. | Sovanr for the last hundred years. — A remedy for Oatarrh, Hay Fever and Cold 1 the Head, found at last in Ely's Cream Balm. Safe and pleasant to use, and Suit applied with the finger, It gives al once and a thorough treatment positively cures. 50 cents by druggists. 60 cents by mail. Ely Bros. Owego, N. XY. There's a sort of human paste, that when it comes near the five of enthusi- asm is only baked into harder shape. ans — Lyon's Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners keep new boots and shoes from rennlug over, Sold by shoe and hardware dealers. 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