BAILWAY ETIQUETTE. Timely and Important Rules of Conduct tor the Benefit of Those Who Don't Know How to Behave Tuomselves in a Sleeper or Dining Oars BY BILL NYE. Many ple have traveled all their lives and yet do not know how to behave them - selves when on the road. For the benefit and guidance of such, these few, orisp, lain, horse sense fules of etiquette have en framed. In traveling by rail, on foot, turn to the right on discovering an approaching train, If you wish the train to turn out, give two loud toots and get in between the rails so that you will not muss up the right of way. Many a nice, new right of way has been ruined by getting a pedestrian tourist spat- tered all over its first mortgage. If you are prone to drop to sleep and breathe with a low, death rattle, like the exhaust of a bath tub, it would be a good plan to tie up your head in a feather bed and then insert the whole thing in the linen ploset, or if you cannot secure that, you might stick it out of the window and get it knocked off against a tunnel. The stock- holders of the road might get mad about it, but you could do it in such a way that they wouldn't know whose head it was, In the dining car, while eating, do not comb your moustache with your fork. all means do not comb your moustache with the fork of another. Itis better to refrain altegether from combing the moustache with a fork wh le traveling, for the motion and irritate it, If you never rode in a varnished car be- dering is ing up the berths. way to let people see just how little sense you had lett atter your brain began to soi- ten, is as OVER THE GREAT KOCK LOUTE. Then you will TAKES YOU LAND feed LIME, and you will leave the train paug of genulne regret, ercsn— Manure 1s the keystones of all good farming. Add to the compost heap, ————— ss A Daggage Master Says. SYRACUSE, N. Y., June 11, 1883 “Was troubled with weakuess of the kidneys and bladder. I was obliged to leave my post at the station. Doctors and medicines gave only temporary relief. I tried Huxt't [Kidney Baggage Master, N. Y.C SH. IL EK. KE Becaase! Is a woman's reasou and if that is the only reason why you not [Kidney and Liver] REMEDY, as you not been benefited Ly other medicines, you have not done right. Julia H. Brundage, said: “My mother has have Mrs. Conn., for over liver and heert diseases, She walked Huxt's [ Kidney and Liver] BeMEDY.” form and perfection before large size, The Nall was Never Told It has been tried and proved, posed) incurable cases that have yielded to its influence, is astounding. 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Do your work well, so that it will not bhaye to be done over again, “BUCHU-FAIBA.” Quick, complete care, all Kidoey, Bladder and Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation, Stone, Gravel, Cataren of the bisdder. $1, Druggists, —- sli licrsmmsmm—— The question of the existence of earth tides or oscillations of the earth's crust seas by the attraction of the moon, is being mmvestigated by a British commis- sion. A pendulum 1s so suspended that its slightest motion turns a mirror and oo of eision. for light is in- cessant, and so irregular that itis hard. ly possible to determine its mean posi- tion on the screen within five or six in. ches, oor Jaogustain insists strongly on ving p earbon for trio ligh i can be obtained ting the ea'cining of wood. Biberian graph. ftoid when purified doubles the umn. it has in its natural state, | Disc Scissors.—A novel of sois- sors has been devised by Herr Bievert, of Dresden. The blades are represent. od by two circular steel knives, which slightly overlay at the edges and are pressed together by two spirai springs, The knives are fastened to a pair of wooden rollers, with India rubber rims which grip and guide the cloth or paper as it passes between the knives, so that the latter may cut straight, These out- ters are carried by two handles or levers, which are held in the hand, and the vutting is effected by pushing the scis- sors forward so as to cause the rollers to revolve. A Belgian engineer is said to have invented a process by which he can weld steel at a red beat, He keeps an essential portion of his method a secret. It seems, however, that he carefully polishes the surface to be united, smears them over with some sort of Liquid, raises the temperature of the metal to redness, and then joins the pieces, After severe tests bars welded in this way were in no instance broken at the pgint of juncture, pes rte—— Bapwure, Breach or Hernia. New guarantexi cure for Worst cases | without use of knife. There is no longer any need of wearing awkward, cumbersome | trusses. Send two letter stamps for pawm- phiet and references. World's Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main Btreet, Bul- falo, N. X The more the feed can be varied in | feeding sheep, the better will be the | results, ————— Is it Not Singular that consumptives should be the least ap- own condition, while | their friends are urging and beseeching them to be more carefdl about exposure and. I: may well be considered one the most alarming symptoms of the dis- ease, where the patient Is reckless and will uot believe that he is in danger. Header, if you are in ondition, do not neglect the only meaus of recovery, Avoid ex- wsure and fatigue, be regular in your bab- its, and ase faithiully of Dr. Mierce's “Gol. Medical Discovery.” It bas saved thousands who were steadily falling, chensive of thelr i overloing. i of this « «ie den -——— grain fields see that they are kept open, ———————— Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and dis. gust everybody with your offensive breath, use Dr. Bage's Catarrh Remedy and | end it, | but si A CI MI A | Slanting with a drill, instead of sow- | ing broadoast, saves one-third in seed. ————— AX ITEM OP INTEREST. ~—""Beeson’s Aro- matic Alum Salphur Soap prevents, cures and heals skin diseases, softens and beauti. flea face and bands. 20c., by Druggists, or by mail. Address Wm. Dreydoppel, Philadelphia, Pa ————— HEALWT PAINS, Paipitation, Dropsica. Sweliings, D sine gestion, Headache Slerplessnoss Cure Wells” Health ietnvwer.” in by Resolve to raise more and belter { small fruits and vegetables, than ever | before, FOR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression of spir. ts and general debility n their various forms also as a preventive against fever and ague and other intermittent fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphoraiol. Elixir of Chlisaya” made by Caswell, Hazard & Co, New York, and sold by all Draggiata, is the Dest tonic; and for patients recovenng from fever of | other slokness, It has no equal | All live stock should be kpet ina | healthy and thriving condition at this | season, A lady writes: “Your lop Porous Flaster does the work evrey time; 1 do not have | that awful pain in the side now.” Your experience will be the same, Sold every- where 25¢, re 24 LL A ———— Boil for asparagus should be rich or wade rich in potas, Browx's DBroNcHianL Troones for Coughs and Co “I think them the best | and most convenient ief extant.” Rev, | C. M. Humphrey, G , Ku. $ AR T¥ ——— The friends of thie silo are said to be increasing in number, li— ‘ROUGH ON CORNR™ ARK Tor Wells’ “Rough ont Cornea” 18e Quick complete care. Hard or soft corns, warts, bunions, Sr ——— Farmers must, like those of other callings, be diligent to succeed. Important, When you visit or leave New York City, save bagEage ex and §3 carriage Hireand stop | ai tae Urana Uelon Mowel, opposite Grand Cen | tral Depot. 600 elegant rooms, Aad up a 8 ost of one million lars. $1 and upwards per day. European Plan. Elevator. Kestaurant supplied with the best. (lores cars, stages an! elevaled rafirond to all depots. Families can live better for jess money at the Grand Undon Howl than at any other Orat-ciass hotel in Lhe city, Oak branches will outlast body tim- { ber for fence-posts, two to one, eT St, Bern ard Vegetable Pills. Wann inTED PURELY VEGETARLE. The oat cure for Liver and Billions Complaints, Costivenses, Headache, Daniness and Dyspepsia As a Food Purifier and Spring Madicine they Bave no ogi No faoailly should be without a box of the 88 Dernard Vegetable Pills iu the house, Price 3) conte st Drugdiste, or by . Bamopies sent rage Aadrom A new moment shutter for instantane- ous photography has been introduced by Dr. Kaiser. When a small capsule is pressed by the hand, two pendant valves before the aperture are ra and meet one over the other, The time during which the light can penetrate through the aperture into the apparatus is one-twentieth of a second. By asim- ple replacement in the apparatus the mechanism can be go altered that the light coming from above—that of the sky and the clouds—acts in a much shorter time than that from other ob- jeots, so that with a one-twentieth sec ond of illumation the explosure for the sky is not excessive, The Scientific American says: *“The history of the oil trade in this country does not furnish a parallel to the effect of recent developments, The result of the penetration of a certain rock 1600 feet below the surface in the wilderness of Warren county, Pa., has been to form anew the map of the oil regions, to depreciate the value of the oil above ground (80,000,000 burrels) 80 cents per barrel, or a total shrinkage of $9, 000.000, and to enrich a few and impov- erish many, When the oil rock was pierced on May 18, the yield was 1400 barrels per day. To-day it gives 800 barrels, Three other wails near it pro- duce from 2000 to 8000 barrels daily, and they have all been bored since May. A town has sprung up near the wells, and it has been called Garfield City. ————— A description of the method of ob- Allusrd belore the Academy of Beien- ces, Paris, A circular terrace with bal. ustrade has been formed tower, The balustrade 1s divided iufo 860°, the north being marked zero, sud the localities all around are referred to this gradation, Two scopes are supported on chariols run. ning on rails round the terrace. graphical maps are constrneted baviog concentric circumferences round the Puy de Dome. The origin and course are easily aud scourately obseryed. of Arts, London, awarded the Albert Institute of France, for **Lis researches in connection with fermentation, the and domestio animals, whereby the arts of wine making, silk production and agriculture have been greatly benefit. ed.” This medal, a memorial of Prince Albert, instituted in 1862, is given an- nually for “distinguished merit in pro- moting aris, manufactures or com- merce,” If you have an opportunity to doa generous action, do it. 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HOOD eo $1.00, wit for Medi Sold by Dragaiets 8 ven, Pa Harness for $I Ko. ost A erin be. > Pe Is moh ik a 8 at 813, worth §20. 5,000 Sets sold A ONEY aug ob Goods sek on prgrsl 40 any place in the 41nd WT ARNESS €O 14, 16, 18, $0 & £3 Wells Hy Buifaie, . ¥. He will sand you onr F ract EE wt Rabtctdens Lustre an ™ ngton Paiating. oda , he, # 4 sta Postage, 5 E. FA kil, Lynn, Mass. uy ouiars (rea, HK Swow & Co. Patan ALL re, Washiagien, D. nne R NOTHII iG It tence fie IK bbon and Arrassen roel onrarwen for inventors Cin A HANDSOME LADY. or » 5 ag ao reside tri ata Et pr rh Manis of the Ris geleks. rR aT. » BRYAN, TATLOW & OO, 826 Broadway, NX, AUGHT AXD SITUATIONS GRAPHY FALSILAN® 4 THE VALENTINE BION Snnenviiles Wise CLOCKS i.e: = CLOCKS PATCH ORK TT Fh hr et WORK. % AGRICULTURE. Cony AND Waear Laxps, — Land suitable for growing corn increases in value yearly, and is much more desira- ble to own than wheat lands, Wheat can be raised on nearly all kinds of soil and in nearly every jpart of the earth, but the United States has a practical monopoly of corn, as it has of cotton, hence mm the markets of the world it does not meet the same competition as wheat, Last year we raised 1,800,000,- 0U0 bushels of corn, If evrey bushel was sold 1t would net our farming class taking the year through, probably 40 cents a bushel; that is, over $700,000,- 000; bu* this does not tell the whole story, for corn is fed to hogs and cattle and used in manufactures, ana as pork, meal, whisky, glucose, brings over two thousand million dollars in the markets of the country, It is, infact, by far the most important of enr agricultural pro- duots, grass and hay perhaps excepted. We narvested 512,000,000 bushels of wheat last yar, but it brought so low a price, due to the competition of other conntries. that our farmers suffered wore corn will be grown next year. Those who think of buying laud for farming purposes would do well to see il it is suitable for growing corn, for if it is there is a far better chance for an advance in value than if it is fitted only for the small grains, Keer Bunee,—-At least a few sheep should be kept on every farm, Nokind of stock is more profitable, In starting flock, a few superior animals should | of inferior ones, The increased value of TiPPECANOE THE ZT ot THE CAMPAIGN TOKEN OF 1840 SNVIN 1! LVYHM 8X04 G70 IHL XSY porvmanyn]) BITTNER S. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED, I. 0. WARNER & CO. Rochester, N.Y. FOR CENERAL DEBILITY, WITHOUT AN EQUAL i i $1.00 A DOTTIE. Mus, i. C BATTELLE, fered for many years from der, depressio: of # . eases, DOL was restore TIPPECANOE, I'he Best. severe stomach promis 0 headin POR ¥ MAL - ASSIMILATION greatly exceed the increased cost of few good ones to start with, over what inferior ones would have cost, or make them better by generous keep- ing, If one intends to half starve his Likely to “hold nsed to better keeping, Lowever, starving is not profitable process is methods, practice any such i | nd are well | to be commended. | has three crops in itsell—an early, s muddle and a late one, The two or three eyes immediately sur- rounding the root end should in all cases be discarded in growing for home use or for market. They produce are watery and soft, thus forming three heaps. The root trouble is to get them cut close. All the waste flesh goes into heaps for oat- tle or hog feed. ———— Accorpixa to Mr, W, K Smith, in an address before the late meeting of the Holstein Breeders’ Association in { Chicago, Zwarte made thirty-eight | pounds, eight ounces of butter in four. teen days and 500 pounds ef butler in 450 cousecoutive days. (Jersey) is reported to have made four. ty-four pounds one and a half ounces of what a cow will do on grass alone 1s the best test of practical economic value. as they used to do. If for any reason tive it can be plowed up and winter feed to fall down than either alone, es an acre of average meadow, Ii is as grain with common hay. ties of it wish other hay or straw, As nerwERs hens and ducks as egg producers experiments lately in France show as follows: Three ducks and three hens were selected. Between the first day of January snd the end of August the throe hens lad 257 and the ducks 42 eggs. Moreover, in the sutumn months of the previous year the ducks had yielded 215 eggs, while the hens had completely ceased laying, Alto- gether, therefore, the ducks pro- duced 617 eggs within the twelve months as against 257 obtained from the hens, Tau cattle industry of the Northwest is still in its infancy, not being ten years old. A vast extent of country is yet antenanted save by the wild animals, and the 27,000,000 acres of Indian res ervations in Montana mast also be de- ducted from the available grezmiong ground, so that the conn tas only begun to be settled, Mon has a little over 1,000,000 head of beel cattle at present, and is capable of supporting 10,000,000 head, Tuenn is little choice between Wyan- dotte and Plymouth Rock fowls, The two Lireeds resemble each other in sev Tun chiet difficulty in teaching oalyes to drink from the pail anses from too Lot the calf become OF F001). i $1.00 A BOTTILXH. n of I LIFTE his son of dyspepsia and wal-assim isl headache and 4d zeiness, wih Warners CANOR, The Dest SEL AS FR IB BEI TEAR ET AERTS «+ LYDIA E, PIRKHAM'S . 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