“My prAR,” she said, as she laid the paper down, ‘‘I see that some of the Chicago fire engines could scarcely be moved on account of the snow.” “Well?” “Well, why don’t they put the en- gines on runners when there is snow?” “They would then be too low to take water from the hvdrants,” “Yes, but why not lower the hy- drants?”’ Heo set his jaws and refused to be further interviewed, Ir was given out in New Orleans that Patti failed to sing there one night ow- ing to the falling of plaster from the theatre dome. Another explanation at- tributes Patti's non-appearance to the failure of the falling of her ‘‘shin- plasters” (84,000) from the dome of the Colonel's pocketbook, St. Bernard Vegetable Pills. WARRANTED PURELY VEGETABLE The best cure for Liver and Bilinua a suphsints, Costivensss, Headache, izziness and Dyspepsia. As i void Paritier and Hp po Be licine hey have no equ » familly «h wild be without a box of the St eruard Vegetable Pilla in the house, Price 3 cents at Drugwisis, - mail, Samples sent FRE. Address FP NEUSTAEDTER & OO. 51 Mercer Bt, Now York The Fittest »ubjects For fever and sgue, and remittents, are the debill- tated, billions and nervous. To such persons Hostetter's Stomach Bitters affords adequate pros > tection by increasing vital stamina an the resis tant power of the constitution, and by checking irregularities of the liver, stomach and bows is obstinate type, and stands alone unequalled among our national remedies. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. ssmesssssessansanNEr ET «+ LYDIA E. PINKMHAM'S . . VEGETABLE COMPOUND es + IS APOSITIVE CUREFOR®** All those painful Complaints ® and Weaknesses 80 common * sssssrsipourhest et eer es * + FEMALE POPULATION » # Price #1 In quid, pill or lonemge form, * Ns purpose is soleil for the legitimate healing of dinsase and the rolf if af F: 2, and that 8 does all it slafma tn do, thousands of ladies can gladly testify, * * It will sure entirely all Ovarian troubles, Inflamma. ton and Ul~ration, Falling sad Di isplacemnen , and fone SA Ypinal Weakness, and is partic iy ndapt od tot s Change of Life Esa er an fash * It removes Faintnes Flatw) ener, Aestroveall for stimalents, and relieves Weakness of the 8 It cures Ti-afing, fsedaches, Nervous Pros General Debifity, Siseniessrnens, Depression an feetion, That feeling of bearing down, causing and dala he, Ir adware permanently ered byl Ty * Send stamp to Lynn, Mass, for pamphlet, J, wiry confidentially answered, For sale af druppists PHB LEP AAAS mama Res Are BERR AT YOUARERR = on PAP sign if you Fos PN $60.5 TON LIAR WAGON BCALES, pki = x, XX of the Glonara- ¥ ihe [VIALE WE Paid. sddreas JONES OF BINOEL Howpitais of Frapos | seen, £3 0 B85, Be oR, BINORAMTON, ¥. Ek Civiale Reamedial Agence . sss nensanse D RCH. ail th Empl et Freon HOD iB turn a op 8% to 812 AD ph ii Pulton i. Tae tendency of modern practice in manuring with commercial fertilizers, is to use readily soluble snd quick act ing manures, but to use them sparingly at times, Little and often is the rule, An u Open Enemy is not to be feared, but the secret foe should be carefully guarded againt. fective guardian against all forms ney and liver difficulties is Hunt's ney and Liver] Eemedy, y fail” § of kid. [ Kid- “Never known s the motto inscribed on its banner. Tarown Against a Car. Hose, N. Y., June 8, 1883, “Was thrown against the engine cab and my back and kidneys severely injured, My water was the color of blood. The second bottle of Huxr's Liver] ReMepDvY completely cured me and 1 hesritly recommend iL" Henry McGin- nis, Engineer, N. Y.C. & H.R. BR. R. Reliability is the test of real value. matter how wonderful cures a medicine sometimes has worked it cannot be lied on Hunt's [Ki dney and Liver] iF - i Fee been used for thirty years, nt > Ir is weil ing along journey, and only half ra. morning of starting, ——————— Impormant, When you visit or eave Saw York City, save page sxpressage and § carriage iiire, aod op atthe Grand Union Hoel, opposite Graad Cen tral Depot, 0 slogant rooms, filed up al a cost of one milion dollars, $1 and upwards per day. Baropean Plan, Elevator, Hestaarant supplics with the best. llorse cars, stages an elevate 1 ralirond to all depots, Families can live better for Jess money at the Grand Union Hote than a any other first-class hotel in the city, Barr is used to destroy the onion maggot with partial success, About! July 1, sow two bushels to the acre; the salt also hastens the maturity of the | crop, Have you Catarrh? Would you be well” Try one bottle of Borasel, The common adage that delays are gaugesoun acts as spurs upon the reso- ution, = of a0 other & Cn, the bow from fever or DOMESTIC, Berymupa Oxioxns. —Seeing some fine Bermuda onions about as large around as a tea sancer and weighing one pound and a half each, grown by Mr, H, 8, Elliott, we called on him to learn his mode of eulture, ete., which we give briefly as follows: Fertilized with fish guano, 1,000 pounds to the acre, broad- cast with small amount of ashes and stable rakings, cost in all $40 per acre. Planted first week in November, rows eighteen inches apart, about eight in drill, About one pound of seed to the acre. Cost of seed 85. Oultivated as ordinary vegetables, Cost exceeding $10. He will harvest at the rate of about 32(F barrels per acre, worth in New York. 85 per barrel, Gross re- ceipts, 81 750. Cost of barrels, freight {and commissions, $1.60 per, barrel, | making in all $228. Cost of harvesting will not exceed £50 per acre. Total cost on one acre, 8333. Net profit on one acre, £1,417. There is nothing fan- ciful about these figures; they are the other mishap, the net profits would then be over seven hundred dollars per acre, | which is pretty fair farming. i Vanve or THE SUNFLOWER, —Agricul. | turists claim itis the best egg producing i food known for poultry lin a thnviog { increasing the | Every poultry | find that this seed is the best food condition and largely production of eggs. fowls, those whe want to exhbition to the best advantage. Russian sunflower is easily raised, to eultivate, immense, one hundred bushels should apart, to the first of July. sced will plant an acre A Hist ro Fanmens, Isn't it a great to the acre. stock, farming implements, provender and grain, into the barn takes fire, the flames destroy not be better to have horses and cattle housed 1n a stable separate from the tbarn? In a word, economical to bu! barns and store them with inflamable material, so that the struct- ure and contents msy ashes, F. P.Cuanx of C cured of still fore weeks ago in rather a novel way. His hired man was at work wilh the norse in a potato lot, and as a hard hail storm came up, he unhitched the arimsl, and with it made for the shelter of a big oak tree rods distant. When ten or welve feet from the tree the horse was I knocked to his knees by a thunderbolt, and the man was siunped and coyered , with dust and sawdust from He vad also ent lu the face and hurl on body ty t fiving bark, and in no ¥ BOK Jin The horse has id i 6% i SINCE, ints a couple of BODE 16 0% grower says: ‘'All the I have n large me r pumpkin grow on ch or il vin All the fin i grow on the first vine The carer the fruit gets to the root (or hill ter it will ripen. If the first and drop off (as is sometimes the Id , the fruit will very ihe early ns that bring the A wEsTRERN eariy Ira on the all Inrge fruit grow ever a us ® e ear] econd I CARse wi not be mel prof ©, a8 it is On. yr.” of butter, as if nife, is not always due to overworking. It may be caused by the fead. Too much cotton-seed m eal often causes it, and we would eau- tion those who desire to make a strictly first-class article in appearance, as well Toe greasy look mt wilh a warm oil meal alone, but only as an addition to grain, OChurning too rapidly or too long, or haviog the cream tno warm, | will also prodoce the objectionable | greasy look. Porrer's Segonixa is the name given new seedling strawberry, which is | claimed { he Wilson in keeping qualities, ia ‘ance, and bright scarlet in color, In | stood the test agninst its many bnndred | ket, the addition of a new berry possess - | ing excellent keeping qualities is a very valuable one. — A Chaneellor's Opinfon, Hon, James Harlan, ex-Vice Chancel- lor of Louisville, Ky., a brother of Jus. | tice Harlan, U, | of St. Jacob's Oil: “I use it, and | know full well whereof 1 speak in pro- | prietors, Every family should have it,” seine To dread no eye and to suspect no tongue is the great prerogative of inno- cence, Cantion to Dalrymen, Ask for Wenis, Ricmanosox & Co's, | Imrnovep Burrer Coron, and take no | other. Bhwann of all imitations, and of all other oil eolors, for every other | one is liable to become rancid and spoil the butter into whieh it is put. If yon | cannot get it write to us at Barlington, {'ve., to know where and how lo get it without extra expense. Thousands of tests have been made, and they always prove it the best, A AIP I S00 When a thing is once begun, it is al most half fnivhed, Solid Chunks of Wisdom, The only answer to all eritiosms, the true test of all work, is the result, and when Carboline restores the hair we know that it is the best Hair Renewor, AIA It is 8 good rule to be deaf when a slanderer begins to talk, Have Rou Duan? Would you be well? Try one Ren Str TRADE ) wen! MARK Absolutel Free from Opiates, Linetics and Poisons. A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE For Coughs, Bore Throat, Hoarsences, Influenza, Colds. Bronchitis, Croup, Whooping Cough, Asthma, Quinsy, Pains in Cheat, snd other affections of the Throat s2d Lungs Price 50 cents a bottle, Bold by Druggists and Deal ers, Parties unable to induce thelr dealer to promplly paid, by sending ne dollar to THE CHARLES A. YOUELER COMPANY, Bole Owners and Masufecturera, Baltimore, Marylin, Xt. 8. A. Clippings a Ia Scissors. Hop | Pains | fiMficuliles or How is your back? If it aches put on a “aster, For Crick, Stitches, Rheumatism, in the Side or Hip, Chest and Lung BOTCNess in any part, nothing equals his porous piaster for curing pain and strengthening. Fresh Fitch and Balsams combined, 250. druggists Death and life are in the power of the tongue, If you use porous plasters the best and strongest one made is the Hop Master, They kill pain and rengihen the parts. A greal many people say so, dealers, $C, To get a few flowers, seed, Whately. House wives, shop girls and sales-women usual. iy suffer more or less from Weak Back and Side | A Hop Plaster applied removes pain and druggists one must sow plenty of BE Never fais, 25 one mast yield Truth: Hop Plasters are #0d strongest, 26« 10 live beneath sorrow to iL absolutely the best A loving heart is better and stroager than wis. dom, Dicken, Fr oures every time. 1 do not & in the side now,” said a iady. * Dest porous plaster made, Do, everywhere, A catalpa tree large enough for four railroad § Can De grown from seed lo twenly years, They are thorough and in pains snd aches and sire: Call fora Hop Plast: A Dayton man id and died. Action, weak pans inslans cure LE and get i . bathed his fest last week, caught reformers are martyrs After using all the haombug | with sure fallure, go and buy of draggist a Hop Plaster. The strongest and best external remedy, because possessed of pain Killing and strengthening properties. The porous plas. eC Neary al penis and salves your beat A human being requires twenty cubic fiches of fresh alr at each respiration If you use porous plasters, the best he Hop raster 25 sin and strong. A greal many be, drugy gh Excheqg pope SAY 8 hand in ICTR WETe Amal 1s Sia ris spoil > 4 apy there ia no ba 10 an OF Bled x 5 red ho E pain allay. ser contains ening vely ihe ing 1 Extracts which make porous plaster ever made, any druggist. Gun it pos Ty © _— LE and see Three poopie om are dead. CAR Koop a sect when two of 0 We can convince you that equal. Hop Plasters prepared the virtues f fresh Hope, Bargundy Pitch, und Canada Bal. SANNA, present an elegant external remedy aiwars ready to apply Tor any Kind of vain or Yyapepiia, Torpid Liver, ney Dhesegees, ness of the Chest, da. Vadly more Any other porous piasier. They soothe, Kill pan ad wonderfally strengthen t parts Only #50. everywhere, ther are withe an rom Hor eness, Ki Rare active than be Trothfalness is a corner. ine HOP FLASTERS, They beat all the plasters ever made because stone haracter, to olher Kinda, The complete virtues of fresh Hops combined with Burgundy Pitch and Gams Act instantly, cure pain, strengthen the parts frrtate, banish weakness No red pepper to barn and Get one of your droggist, 28 i i i AGRICULTURE, Avvims AU Brunke, — Apples au beurre axe nice for lunch, Peel and core the apples, 'I'nke slices oj stale bread a quarter of an inch thick, snd then cut them in round pieces about ter, upon it and fill the hole in the apple with sugar, putting a piece of butter the size of a hazelnut on top, Place ing dish, and set in a moderate oven, | { Are the months to purify the blood, as the body is now most susceptible 10 benefit from medicine, Impurities which have secumulated during the cold weather, warn you have been Wo much within doors, inust be expelled or serious resulls may foliow. The testimony of thousands, as 0 sugar, add a pinch of cinnamon, put | i done; serve warm, of the dish, ——————— Prerry Maxren Vavaxors. —Mantel and every must be | not time to embroider or crochet them, | very pretty ones are made out of the i One eight or ten inches broad. looked as though embroidered. was crocheted to the edge, snd the | i man Vear Brew, —Cut four pounds of veal nto strips three inches long and one | inch thick, peel twelve large potatoes | and cut them into slices an inch thick, | spread a layer of veal on the bottom of | pot, sprinklas in a little salt and pepper, | then layer of potatoes, then layer of veal seasoned as before, Use up veal thus: Over last layer of veal put a layer of slices of salt pork, and over the whole a layer of potatoes. Pour on water till it rises an inch over the whole, Cover close, beat fifteen minutes and simmer an hour, Lemos Cneax Pre. —The juice and grated rind of one lemon, one cup of white sugar, the volks of two eggs, rich milk enough to fill your plate or be made with an under crust only. Bake until nearly done, then take it from the oven and spread over it the beaten whites of the two eggs, with two table- spoonfuls of powdered sugar, Eat cool io Apmospack CGuorie Caxes — Mix together, over might, one pint of sour milk sud one pint of flour, This is the Iu the hall teaspoonful of salt, ope teaspcouinl soda, two eggs, well beaten, Bake on a bot griddle and the result is a foamy griddle cake, so many fishermen remember, morning add one- —— A s1UrFrY feeling in the head aud nose, a sense of fevermhiness, and of what is happily ealled “‘all overishness,” mea a cold. The first evenin his is ap- 8 good basin of the hottest gruel should be taken, dashed with a trifle of wluch erally called “Irish” - according to taste, or hi ood i Lia or fig Is gor teh,’ Ir you dip your broom in clean Lot we a week, and then shake it Ul is almost dry, and then hang it up or stand it with the handle down, it will last twios as long as it would without ands or <8 is A —— Gimsoen Sxars, —For ginger of moinsses, one pound brown sugsr, one pound of lard, quarter pound of ground ginger, two ouuees of cinnamon, one once of soda, me wili of water and four pounds of sifted flour, ——————— Corvax awovxps make a highly sue- cessful filling for a pincushion, must be dried perfectly before using, put them in a bag and hang behind the kitchen stove till you have enough that are dry to fill the eashion, They do not gather moisture, and consequently do not rust the needle, deceit All “Played Out™ know what als me jately, eat well «can’t sleep well. Can’t work, and don't enjoy doing anything, Ain't really sick, and [ really ain't well, Feel ail kind o' played out, someway.” That is If they would take Dr, Pleres’s "Golden Medical they would have no It purifies the blood, tones fortifies it against dis It is a great anti-bilious remedy as “Don't Can't Bway caxion to say it up the system and ove, i——— "Browx's Broxcsiatl TROOHES” are excellent for the relief of Hoarseness or Bore They are exceedingly effective.” we Chiristion World, London, Eng. —-—-—— : i os trial bottie of Dr. Philadelphia, Pa. If thou desire to be held wise, be so wise as to hold thy tounge, Late Preserver, HE rot Goss dhe i goad I ah Saat 10 Wen As every thread of gold is valuable, #0 is every minute of time, “Rough on Toothache,” ache AR TOF “Rou on Tosthaches Isat. rsa He who is never guilty of follies, is not 80 wise as he imagines, RL A I “Rough on Itoh,” Wot, Stor, NaI Thon. frosted eet SRISIAnS, asin a MIS at Worth begets in base minds envy, in great minds emulation, SAA A————— Pretty Women, Ladies who would retain freshness and vi vacity, Don't fall 10 try “Welle' Health Reaver, » No man was ever written out of rep. utation but by himself, Crsn— A". of the habits, - - “I Feel 80 Wen.» “I waat to thank you for telling Ir. Pierce's “Favorite Preseripiion, writes a lady to her friend. “For a long the work about, but I felt I bad terrible back nsations across me and was quite weak and discouraged I sent and got some of the medicine after receiving your letter, and it has cured me. J hardly know myself. I feel so well.’ "” of I Kem thoroughly miserable SALI IE er -- be what we scem to lobe, Don't disgust everybody by hawkin Blowing and spitting, but use Dr. Catarih Remedy and be cared. a: | Fraser Axle Groowe vory best. A trial will prove we are Received first premium st Stale Paris Exposition, should convince everybody 1nat it is the very best Take it now, Purify the Blood “I have been troubled with scrofulous hamor and sores breaking out all over my body for the last fifteen years, 1 have taken four bottes of Hood's PFarsaparills and it has entirely cared me, I recommend it very highly to any one troubled with scrofula, or any blood disease.” HENRY Biaos, 18:9 Campbell Street, Kansas City, Mo. “1 have prescribed Hood's Barsaparilis as so siterative and biood purifier, and for indigestion, the best results” DD, 8 Dyson, M. D., { Bloomington, Bold by all druggists, $1; six for $5. Made oniy by C. L HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass 100 Doses One Dollar, Your biocod may be isden with lmpunties, bus Hood's Sarsaparilla wil thoroughly cleanse, en. rich, and vilglize It. The mont severs cases of sorofula, salt rheum, pimples in fast sll affections arising from impure blood, yield to Hood's Barsaparilia, the great blood purifier. is also cures dyspepela, bllicustess, sie beadache, Kiduey and liver complaints, sharpens the sppe- tite, and ballds up the whole system. Sharpen the Appetite “1 had no appetite, and feit tired all When 1 had taken half a parila my sppe felt better, BON, the time. boitle of Hood's Bares. ile was restored, and my dlotach I have now taken nearly three hog. Mons. Jussin ¥, Dots ean, Pascoag, BR, LL “1 used Hood's Sarsaparils last spring sod can truly say it beiped me very much, To those suffering with billons complaints, nervous pros. iration, or rheamatism, | earnestly So } iL Mes E Canrgvren, Kilamanoo, Mic ¥ sll druggists, $i; mx Tor $5. Made only HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass, 100 Dosen One Dollar. Tae editor of the Nebraska Farmer proposes crossing the Berkshire and | Chester Whites both ways, with & view of producing sa new breed of swine, something which will surpass in excel | Thousands Hastened to their | Graves. By relying on made or HITes by some patent 1s to thelr g alinost largely puffed up has bastened readers hay medicine : the doctor thousan TRYES; faith performed th insane that the be Teslimon ings 15° 4 BAIN 1 ie wil on them, these mention the Aith called them to medicine 1s all their graves. Thousands Upon Thousands!! of tes t wonderfu ot publish them, not make the cures, It is ou e, Hop Bit at makes the cures. | y ind and never can, We will for any disease { desired, or will refer | ais of the iy sent timon mos ures vainntan wi as they do mediein It has n give reference 10 any similar to their o to any neighbor, as there : in the known i bi ares by Hop Bitters. ux, ter one yoo it can $ wor A \ Losing Joke. physician of Pitsburg said w DO WAS © mp aining of her «¢ #3 of his inability 10 cure 3 jlers ihe lady ou 3 he Bitiers, fix wt aited permanent health, She now laughe : 10 f¢ Co is Bb we a8 iL Ml Hi a good patient ET & joke, but he b Fees of Doctors, a i: need of a dally vind wou for medical attend bottle of save the §1,00¢ sifrey ist BeGy ntire y FF Kon 8 On 1b ms stall wit ne THR vernedy ied 1p : 0 com rat Aruggists rouiar ELY BROTHERS, NY Dra ERISA. Owego, ARKIN of Reanty fsa DR T FELIX O0U Oriental Cream, Forever. Urs or Magical Beantifier Batncves Pan No capes and every Liemih as Beautifies the Skin. other cosmetic Purifies as well will do 1. uti fn mo § cpr we bade it to be sure the Preparaton is properly made, A nooounierian Bisbee ats genuine you i bs. dé = Une ys will lam prt or ai he iy Be x 3 R every day. Ale Poudre Subtlie Lege Ber 1d We LR at D, Fat Bob. @ pon wey ¥ Pol Toi 4 Fahey Deals Aso riche, art Wid yeep it | &. WORTH, CHICAGO, Blew . 4 far iret wg bX Ab agreembic. 4 i on, Mailed po by wet H n omy Siow : Fit’ AER 00. | ET Now Ap NTS W ANTRD tor Mervel ous —— Worid Bligerie fluetrated. Full sede ols Krpadi on. welling very fae Heond for Aine Hpbi « mred i» 1 Ain 3 Hapay till vare OPIUM: § CEN CENTS: er TEETER EATTI ARDS BE aha Ofc: i "y Ne for i WORK ‘SHOPS WITHOUT STEAM POWER BY USING OUTFIIS OF machinery can compets with sient power. Kold eon trial. Metal and woodworkers sed for Hiusir'd ostalogue free & Juno. Barnes CO, Hocktord, LIL, Address Ro. 39¢ Bubi Brest. WE WANT 1000 BOOK AGENTS THIRTY - THREE YEARS i Se pODaK + Eead Gen SHHERM.X | by Preset arthur, Gore's Grant, bo —, of Emiseet Ju Book ne i R. U. AWARE THAT Lorillard’s Climax Plug beariy Tg: That Lu rillard’s Boer I ent fi Loriliard's rd's nuff are iGered UMETION, @ rene Shas Siena £ a red BOHN GONS tegwitier with Wo any suslerer, Give pure Toh. BLOCH, 30 Peart fi, Sew Tork, SALESHAE} A Rr A rei stile ed fo nel x AGEN r ihe sais of oO FRUIT AND NES topeiler with a fol ieee of NURSERY STOUR. t rascmtinl LIVE Por i i i i teres. address, Evin fall » ref erenos, Hoopes, Brother & Thomas, WIST CHESTER, PENNA, CELLEIE: speration or delay from business | Lev form stirs Tr 8. Gry BAUGHS gr? MARK et br Be, &. owsonnnful . : re PUBL Mayer, RK LEA i PHOSPHATE | Enemies of Avisos! Bones We bg Baugh: a Siricily Pure Raw lone siso Hawgh's Hendy Dissolve?! Pare Animal | Fee 108s BL VOT) Faw Prices, it would tries fa know hue vers | LLY URE Pro MS A PORT mine 3 ont Pheephake Gubts Ave, — Pa. BE wa, Del. £4 aay ¢ trade Lhe well kg ws ¢ I a NEW NC JLK & HAVANA STOAR COMPASY bers! arrangements, Balaxy rf "en v t ¢ 1 Yor © " 57 wn Cvmnn ye ign Cas yr ia Lew Yo I Broadway, N ila Saturday Record! PATER FOR THE HOUSEKEEPER! THE FARMER! THE MECHANIC! THE BUSINESS MAN! One Dollar Per Yen By Mall, EIGHT Page PORTAGE FRER. £3 FREE, a3 Tae New Yort SPECIMEN OOP The Phlade: phia Record, #17 CUESTNUT STRERT. AdITess OME REAUTIFUL. 10 West ih Hi, New New York for Desorsiive Ar retail Bend 5 for otal wae. Mrs T ar ARNEAM, York, Cheapest panos Materiaie Wholesale Please TORRLLON PRET, STOPPED FREE Ff PRCTE ES, 231 and ar POR SALE nY DRUCGEINTS, “a Insane Persons Restored Dr KLINE S GREAT 1 vas for aff BRAIN Ra Numve Diseases. Sov Nerve Afvetions, Fits, ae #20. InNPALE Lism if ey, a flyer nl. Farr ater rot day's mee. Trestive amd 3: 1 ay ® At TNE as A Ae +o and Libike., Pa. ay Eiwiks wr MIT, ALING FRAUDS TH sh — wl he Cast. Cuilnes rb std REBE et enme Boubde the wens of oi] Goin. 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