A QUEER VIOTURE, The happy mother sits With folded Lauds, her weary work all done, With the last smiling of the harvest sun, And lists, her eyes love-1it, To the low pratile of her eldest born, Whose cheek is dewy as the early morn. In homespun garb of gray, The father Sitting by the window wide, Unfolds his paper with an honest pride, And in his homely way Reads of the pomp of state—its wealth and Arte— With scarce one envious longing in his heart, Upon the lowly steps grandame watches for Oa, While murmurs of somae half-remembered tune Drop from her faded lips; She dreams again of olden days more fair, The the coming hair, O baby, glad with play.! O mother, knowing not the heart's recoil! O father, wearied only by your toil ! O grandame, old and gray ! Wonld that the quiet of your day's decline Might hush the throbbing of this life of mine, ME. BULSTEAD'S SURPRISE, Mr. Bulstead’s third and last letter bore the Oxford postmark; as he opened it he frowned. His niece, who had long ago noted that particalar letter with apprehension, helped him in haste to the hottest and choicest kidney on the dish. Maggie knew well that of were far from welcome. kidney. my patience once too often! Bill after bill have I settled during the last three months, expecting each to be the last; and . forsooth, listen tn this, miss! To 500 lawn-tennis, £12 108. to rackets, as to half a ton of whiting, £4; tctal £2 Good gracious! I say, does the youug scapegrace live upon whiting?" **Oh it must be a mistake uncle!” “Mistake, indeed! have a bili of £2 10. for dog-collars? bill, and Symonds’ bill for horse-hire! your stars, young lady,”’ cried the old gentleman, abandoning the indignantly satirical for the savagely personal tone, to this extravagant nephew of mine, Now 1've done with him, and so have you. flushed face and looked from the wiu- dow with eyes that saw little of the square outside through But, like a wise girl, she kept silence, and the kind-hearted old gentleman after storming ouce or twice up and down the room began glances at the gracelul Mr. Bulstead loved before and above the cause of his present auger it was his iiece, Maggie Lloyd. “Well, well,” said he, to lus now cold kidney. dear, give me another cup of Lea, a ton of whiting—the lad gone mad!” “It mnght have gone in worse things than whiting,” she suggested humbiy, but with a humorous quiver at the cor- ner of a pretty mouth. “So it might; that's true. sitting down Half must have ne UE, 7" The old faced than most Londoners, *'1'll tell you what, Maggie, I'll give you one the 11 o'clock train, giving him no no- tice, and see for myself what s rt of life he is living. If he isdoingz nothing worse than wasting money 1'il forgive him; but if I find the young fellow igs as vicious as some of those Oxford sparks, why then"—and Mr. Bulstead’s voice assumed a quite unaccustomed tone of nephew Tom.” Maggie trifled with the teaspoons, her eves bent upon the plate. Her uncle’s irritability was little to be feared; it was more than neutralized by his kiod- on rare occasions, and in some matters, a wan of great obstinacy; and, loving her consin with all her heart, she dread- ed ihe result of her uncle’s projected trip. Tom would be doing nothing To move her uncle from his resolve, once expressed in this way, she knew to | be beyond even her influence; the more | as the old gentleman, who had a few mouths before forbidden an express en- gagement belween the cousins, was a | little inclined to tedent ‘any influénce | she might try to exert in Tom's behalf, | *‘1 shall not want any more tea, | thank you, 80 you may go to your mu- | sic lesson if you like. 1 shall just go to | the Atheneum for an hour, and then | to Paddington. I'll leave orders about | the carriage and then if you like you | can meet the six o'clock train with it, | When Mr. Bulstead reached his club he found to his disgust, ti:at his favorite | chair was occupied by a bishop. Hdd | it been any ove cise, he would not have | scrupled at attempting to oust him by | one of those forms of strategy so well | known in club rooms; but as it was he ran his eye over the Times *‘all stand- ing,’’ and took his seat in a cab not in the best of tempers. “Half a ton of whiting!” he muttered to hiroself, in tones of freiful speculation, as he passed through Park lane, He felt a little like a spy as he hur- ried across Canterbury Quud, and made with all speed for the bottom of Tom's staircase. The scout, old “Dot and go one,” as he was called from his Wooden leg, in vain essayed to detain him. Up went Mr. Bulstead two stéps at a time to the second floor, where, above the left hand door, appeared, in white let- ters upon a black ground, his own name. le knocked sharply, and hardly wales ing for some one within to uiter what might or might not be ‘Come in,” ihrew it open and entered. Lounging upon one of the window seats, in flan nels and a cigarrette in his mouth, was a young fellow whose good looking face than handsome, Iie was alone and got up without much appearance of flurry. “How do you do uncle? I thouxht it was you crossing the quad. Take a seat. that you were coming?’ Mr, Bulstead took the proffered seat and panted as he looked round. The stairs were steep and us wind was not 80 good as it had been, “I thought I would come upon you a bit by surprise, Tom,” he said, without any circumlocution, *“The fact is, it Is that whiting that has brought me,”’ “Whiting, uncle!” ejaculated Tom, with his first show of surprise. “Half a ton of whiting!” murmured his uncle, irresistibly impelled to dwell | upon the mystery, ‘‘Half a ton of whi- | ting! Avy, here it is.” And he flourish- ed the bill under the other’s nose, with a serious face, believe, and the old gentleman glanced | suspiciously round the roow, | tainly was not the room of a hard- | Wess hard-reading student; but {it. He turned his glance again upon | bill with a broad smile genuine enough | “Well.” said Mr. Bulstead, ‘‘what have vou to say about? Half a ton of | whiting, you know, Tom?" The young man laughed loudly. ©] am not at fanlt this time, sir; it is in to me as secretary, I gave week. and why they should have had | the impudence to send it in to youl can’t imagine.” “mph! but how about the whiting, Tom! What is that for?" «Marking out the grounds, sir,” “Of course it is, Tom! | of me. boy,” said Mr. Bulstead pleasantly. The mystery of the whiting was cleared Yup; but somehow it had made him sus- picious. “Now, said Tom, ‘will you come {and by the time we come back lunch { will be ready.” Was the dust of that whiting stil in Mr. Bulstead's eyes? Atl any rate, it seem to him that his nephew was pecu- linrly and restlessly anxious to get him { out of the rooms, “Yes, Tom, certainly. Where did I here it is, thank the—dence—18-— { put my umbrella? Ah, you Why—what that!" If it had been another half ton whiting piled upon the sofa, the old gentiemant’s face could not have grown | darker. The thing lying half hidden by the sofa cushion was a lady’s parasol— a dainty, tiny, wicked-looking sun-shade | of gray silk; and by it was a glove too, too ‘apparent French kid. Mr. Bul steal's worst fears were confirmed with a vengeance: all along he had feit that there was something wrong; this was of half feared he should find it ton of whiting indeed! fellow’s confused face, he thought the worst of him, “Well, sir,” i real sorrow —ttoan he said—and there was as wall Anger in you explain this ‘with equal 48 the tone ease?" “No, I cannot, si t say whose they be ni where he added are, or to room? Fie, si fiel On owner is pow, 1 suppose?’’ suddenly recallin | attempts to delay him at the foot of the stairs, aud marking the doors that led to two inner rooms. “1 cannot account for them.” » And will not, I suppose?’ * “You can put it that way if you like, sir. All I can say is that your their I give you my word of honor, 1 am; and | I can’t say more," The old man was a little impressed by the younger’s earnestness. Tne ob- noxious articles might have been left | there innocently, of course. “Then let me have a look into your other rooms, young man, if you wish me to believe you," springing, as the other advanced, to- He was cooler bit confused, back against it. now, The old gen- he “Don't be a fool, Tom!" he cried imperatively, you.” ““There’s nothing to forgive.'’ “Then open that door, You won't?” “No.” “As I live, if you don’t before I count three, I'll eut you off without a shilling. Now sir: one, two- it’s your done with you now, sir—I've done with you—I've done with you!" And, clap- ping on his bat, with ferocious haste and shaking steps the old gentleman ran down the stairs, and, his heart full of sorrow and anger, made for the sta- tion, “Al, Tom, Tom! A minute later he orened the inner door and looked rather anxiously at the half frightened, wholly pretty face that appeared at it, “Ind you hear anything?” he asked. “No, but do let me get away. Iam 80 nervous, dle was very augry, wasn't he? Yes. What was it about, Tom? Billa?" *Yes,” was the somewhat halting reply; bills and other things. I dare say he'll cool down. If you hear any- thing against me, you won’t believe it, will yon? “0 Tom, how can you ask!" “Then there is no harm done,” an- swered Tom, bravely and gallantly. And after reconnoitering from the win- dow, the two left the rooms, To return to Mr. Bulstead, senior, It was a great trouble to him. Look- ing back upon that half-ton of whiting, he wondered how that could have made him angry with the lad. If he would only have kept to that he could have forgiven him a ship-load of whiting. But this was a different matter, and the mote (he old gentleman thought of was rather manly and straight-forward it, the worse it appeared to him, Sill | he was a just and fair man; he had ro him in IIe would profligate, as he termed thoughts, with a shilling. ance, but near his house or near Mag- gie he would not have bim, He made this last had forbidden him announcement was received with a woman's strongest remonstrances— silent tears, Altogether things were rather gloomy that June in Fitzroy Square, One morning Mr. Bulstead, made up the house, The brella in the stand. time time to find it, “Bless the umbrella!’’ he cried length, tumbling among the heap. ‘Is No! Nor this. Why, what's Well, I am dashed!” | that it? this? | stronger one, and one which seldom, | even in moments of irritability, escaped him. But now, at the sight of a sun- shade in the umbrella stand, he solemu- fed!” Then he stood in minutes whistling softly to himself. This done, he went rather slowly and { thoughtfully up to the drawing-room, | and stood on the hearth-rag. “Were you at Oxford when 1 was there on the 23th of last month?” “Yes,” answered frightened, and yet relieved at getting | the matter off her mind. She had not | confessed simply because she was afraid of increasing her uncle’s anger against | Tom. **Yes, I was, uncle, You said | you were going to put Tom to the test, and I something to displease you. warn him." the was there?” | %Yes, It was foolish of me; you fol- lowed me so closely and 1 was afraid to Tom put me in the Scout's Hole, as he called it.” “80 you deceived me between you?" said he harshly. “Na, sir; I did. Tom knew nothing my coming. Ie was afraid for me, not for himself.” “Did he tell you about?” ‘* After you were gone?" “Of course!” Mr. Bulstead, poking the fire vigorously, “+1 think.” said Maggie timidly, for was Tom's favor that was nt stake. “‘he said it was about bills, He had nothing to do with Oxford.” | face you, of what I was angry snapped now sider it, I suppose, gadding about to young men's rooms. Y ery well you seem inclined to mix yourself up with his affairs, you will write to him at once and tell him to come up to town and call here. When you are | both together I'll tell you what I think of it. A pretty pair of fools!’ And Mr. Bulstead f of the room without much outward heat and an apgry expression of coun tenance, Since his exit with awe, and opined that there had been stormy wes 8, WAS amazed to hear him utter with an audi- ble chuckle as he reached the darkest wnele of the staircase, "Good lad! Good ad!” Tom of course, « the Western and when they were Bulstead told the culprits whal thought of No happier trio sat | down te dinner that day in London { than the party presided over by our friend's butler. Somewhere in the old gentleman's nature was a large lump of I upsi ame up a8 fast as would bring him; both together Mr. (x reat he t lew Tom's gallantry, Maggie's deception was forgiven. In no long time he did | visit his lawyer, but it was upon busi- | nees more pleasant both to himself and to that professional gentleman. |a really paying piece of work,” the | latter has often been heard to say in | contidence, “‘give me a marriage set- | tlement.” HR SR O—— Old Churel at Breda. In stately splendor from the old houses of the market-place rises the | noble Hervormde Kerk (Protestant Church), with a lofty octagon tower, and a most Dutch spire. Here, as we wanted to see the luterior, we first, were puzzled by our ignorance of Dutch, finding as everywhere ia the small towns that the natives knew no language but their own. But two old women in high caps and gold earrings observed our puzzledom trom a window, and pointed to a man and akey—we nodded; the man pointed to himself, a door and a key—we nod- | ded; and we were soon inside the build- ing. It was our first introduction to Dutch Calvinism and iconoclasm, and piteous indeed was it to see so magnifi- cent a church thickly covered with whitewash, and the quantity of statues which it contains of deceased Dukes and Duchesses of Nassau bereft of their legs and petticoats. Ouly in a grand side cuapel on the left of the choir, the noble tomb of Engelbrecht 11, of Nassau, general under the Emperor Maximilian (1605), remains intact, The guide lights matches to shine through the transparent alabaster of the ligures, that of the Duke represents death, that of the Duchess sleep, as they lie be- neath the stone slab which bears the armor of Engelbrecht, and is supported by figures of Umesar, Hannibal, Reguius and Philip of Macedon; that of Cesar is sublime, The tomb of Sir Francis Vere in Westminster Abbey is of the sane design, and is supposed to be copied from this famous monument, Quiside the chapel is the tomb of Eu- geibrecuit V, of Nassau, with all his iamily kneeling, in quaint head dresses, The other sights of the church are the brass font in the Baptistery, and a noble brass in the choir of William de Gael len, Dean of the Chapter, 1539, It will be observed that here and alinost every- where else in Holland, the names of the saints which used 10 Le attached to the churches have disappeared; the buildings are geuerally known as the old church or new church, or great chureh., Washington The older shop-keepers of Washing | history is made, and have caught rome | For years they have furmshed the great | men of the country with necessaries | sonal expense. Dut their unusual class culture of a certain sort. They are re- One could not spend sn afternoon | more pleasantly than in chatting with | the gray-haired proprietor of a certain their idles hours within No has | its walls. Washington Few have such a store be found there, jut the young men in these shops are not eo well informed as the old shop- | taken to Canton Several blocks west of the historic book store, 18 a hat store, more ambiti- ous and less distinguished than it used to be. Two other hat stores, further attract more fashionable people, Le live in the central But it is still a successful estab- lishment, and, while *‘‘viewing with not thy ments and to its dead customers, In its | wi dow is a hat-an old-fashioned bea- ver—labeled “Henry Clay's last hat,’ which is eyed with reverent interest by all the Kentucklans who come Lo town Recently two rather distinguished Ken- 1408 went to look at it, They were allowed to do so by the who also treated them tiduvits of information about the past glories of thestore He told them men of the beMum and ante-bellum period brought their hats at this oid and reliable estab- ise . “This was the hat t! just before his death. He had not really worn it. He died,’ continued the clerk, y hi across the way, in that to choice that all the grea at Clay ordered sopig suble house, , 1 guess not,” put 1 “Clay diad at the 1, down here a bit.” id the clerk, “th Webster who « re in one of the ' { Na- AL'S 80, od Dar fied i USE ac “Oh, no," “Daniel Massachusetts, “Well,” said the cornered clerk, fair- rude treatment of his treasured “somebody died in that old house across Lhe street, anyhow." “Very likely,’ ans, “Good Was i ws the street, said the other Kent Webster died at * uckian his home in ly desperate at this ’ sald 1 morning.’ oth Kentucki- mss A A Cyrothia Parker's Life, ong ago thers rth paper an a | wanted to ‘ mother, { appeared advertis ¥ omanche ograph of lus I ‘arker, and asking as a special ha i knowing where § bad would ¢ UNIcA F. Corning. of ) y, saw the advertisement, + wrote to the nawspaper in he could furnish the pic He happened know that an old daguerreotype of the woman was in existence in Waco, and taxing this to he had several copies made, which was sent to the chief. Cynthia Ann Parker was the heroine of one of the most touching romances of thie Texas border, Her parents and t anyone } Lem and at question Laat ture, to artist, i an Parkers lived on an exposed and, though formidable in Indian warfare, from ralds by savages. About the year 1840, when Comanches swept over that part of the the | | as the spoils of a hostile general, a coat which seems to have belonged to a lieu- property, and eventually some of them were killed, and Cynthia, then © years was taken prisoner. without avail. Several times paities of brave men invaded the camp of the redskins and searched for the child; were lost in the effort to mturn her to her family, Every device was resorted Some- that she had been killed, but finally a the effect that a white girl had been seen with a roving band, and search would be renewed, When Cynthia was taken captive the savages placed her in charge of theird women, and the child, finding she was the wild life which she led, and to look upon the Indians as her natural friends. When her clothing was worn out she adopted the savage costume. She learned their language, took part in their games, and eventually, having become @# sturdy woman, she joined them on some of their raids, Tea years after her capture found her the wife of the war chief of the tribe, apparently as contented with her lot as any of the other women who weie her constant associates. Some years after her marriage, when the Comanches were at peace with the settlers, a party of white men entered their camp one day and found the missing girl, now grown out of their recollection almost. Two or three children played about her knee, looking very much like the other youthful aborgines, save that they were neater in appearance and much more carefully watched by their mother. When they questioned her they found that she had almost forgotten her native tongue, and it was with the utmost difficulty she could make them u She inquired after her relatives, and asked many uantions about the white people generally; but in reply to a suggestion that she should accompany them to her i arried, had a good husband and nice She had made their home her home, other than a prison to her. They left story far and wide, For a time the interest in her case was revived, and many old settlers who ened to make war on the and take her away from them. that Cynthia would stav with the only after the most emphatic protests by the men who had seen her in her savage home that her would-be deliver- foree, unexpectedly, Deing out with a war party of the Comanches in the fall of 1958, she was cut off from the braves in some manner by Gen. L. 8, Ross, of with several other women At first no | one recognized her, but after being Yan Zandt eounty, some close observers expressed the opinion that she was a white woman, Then the story was circulated that she was Cynthia Parker, traditions of whose fate still existed, and her broth- ers and venerable grandfather were sent for. The brothers long and earnestly, but could not re- member her, identified her as the stolen girl, and she finally admitted that he was right. There was great joy over her recovery on the part of her relatives and her friends, but not so with her. She vain- ly tried to escape, and passed many hours mm tears. She had with her at the time of her capture her youngest hild, 2 years of age, the two eldest having been left at home. The little one had a smwatiering of Spanish, and the mother that language, as well as the Indian tongue, fluently, but neither knew anything Eng After a while, Cynthia and her ( accompanied her brothers i home, in Parker county, where she and the babe soon pined away and died. Her two boys who had been th the tribe grew be stalwart handsome in form and feat and more than ordinarily inteil- 18} now th f e chief of ynanches in t spoke of to th left to gen ie of them is the Ci a man of great influence with both the indians and t d i hose guidance his prog: remen bers ne wiles, tribe decided 45 i aff nately, and kis advertisement in Fort Worth paper was tl hav- ing heard that just before she died she had her pict He where e likens but, deters ing to fiad it, or a copy of it, if x +. advertised 1n the Texas papers until he found it. He expressed great joy when the picture was placed ¥ in his hands. nis mother ie result of his ire taken, did 1 +. 1 2 er 4 VO 100K iol fo 4 EID] a Banta Anna's Captured Coat. The Mexican the {oll Minister has addressed wing letter to the Secretary of War of Mexioo, to which as yet he has received no answer, “1 noticed a short time ago that there was at the Patent Office, Interior De- partment, on exhibition, a coal an inscription which read verbatim as follows: Coat worn by General Sa Anna, This coat was captured Captain Robordeau Wheat, command- ng General Wintield Sc Mexican together with severa Dearing ta ott’s body-guard war.’ The coat, objects that used to belong to George Washington, and other articles nol properly pertaining to the Patent Oifice, where they were on exhibition, were moved to the National Museum, established in 1879. The coat 18 of common dark blue cloth, It has a red collar with two grenades em- broidered in gold, one on each side; brass buttons, also with grenades, and a very narrow strap on the left shoulder. Tuere are three buttons of guring the the | the sleevs It does not seem Ly 118 size ! that it could have been worn by Gener- | al Santa Anna, “Fearing that some person had im- posed on the good faith of the United have decided not to do so without lay- ing this intormation before the depart- ment and receiving their instructions to the United States Government, and confer thereby a favor on them." — ilihilhscineccusintions Hungry Mon, Twenty hungry men were recently egg. It was an ostrich egg. whole bour it was boiled, and though there were some misgivings as to its being cooked, the shell was broken for curiosity could no longer be restrained, upon the plate. But asmde from its size there was nothing peculiar about it. It had the white and bluish tinge of duck eggs, and the yolk was of the usual color. It tasted as it looked hike a duck —and had no flavor peculiar to itself. Bt it was immense! As it takes twenty-eight hen eges to equal in weight the ostrich egg which was cooked, it is evident that the host *knew what he was about in cooking oaly one, There was enough and to spare, The Native Tongue, Count Herbert Bismarck (on a tour in the Baltic provinces), following the Russophilistic policy now in vogue at Berlin, snubbed at Revel his entertain. ers, wiio are given wn affecting German speech and ite and depreciating Rus- sian, His health having been proposed in German, he expressed his regret that be bad been too short a time in Russia to be able to reply in the native tongue of his hosts, nis Las been much com- mented upon at St Petersburg. The passions are ‘the voice of the former howe she said she was happily body. Vietor Hugo. This eminent French writer 18 very abatemious both in eating and drinking. Hie drinks Bordeaux as a rule, but nev- er undiluted. FEven on the most cere. momons occasions be will not depart He was once dine lippe. The Duc de Nemours, who was opposite him, ordered a certain bottle of wine to be placed by the poet's side; it is an old Chatean Lafitte, worth its weight in gold, His Royal Highness gazed at Victor Hugo, curious to see what the effect of the taste of such nec. tar wonld have on kim, Judge of his horror and surprise on seeing the bard ter decanter, It is this sobriety and regularity enables Victor Hugo to get through so much work. The first at. tempt of the poet was written at the age of 14. It was a piece of poetry called “Le Jury’ He it Academy hoping to win a prize, but it was not “crowned.” Nothing daunted, sent to the vinced the Forty Immortals possessed the sacred fire, He composes with wonderful rapidity, For example, he wrote “Cromwell” in three months, and his “Notre Dame de Paris?’ in four months, and a half, even these have been his longest periods of labor, and as he grew older he wrote faster. “Marion Delorme’ was finish- ed 1n 24 days, **'Hernani” in 26 and “Le Rois® Amuse” in 20. To-day, in his #2d year, be is more rapid than ever; and verily, indeed, it may be said that ’ that he his 2:ad 23 But to return to the poet in his daily life. During dinner he amuses his guests with lively anecdotes, which he has a talent for telling as well as writ- In this respect he is unlike many authors who are all pen and no tongue, Ladies will be flattered to learn that their sex has an important position at the poet’s table. Victor Hugo the old- er he grows appears to like ladies’ soci- ety the more, He, is very gallant, and kisses the bands of his lady visitors in good old courtier style. He isno poser, of genius sometimes are, but ts a simplicity whieh puts his guests wir ease. He pever monopolizes con n and has a knack of sot allow je to do so. Vietor Hugo is at present engaged on r 37k which be believes will v frit ous produ LIONS, as nen ato} ¥ 4 4 pes Wa eclipse He has eady several completed manuscripts hich have not yet seen the light, and ch are carefully stored in a strong Whether the work which he is ry writing will be added to them and st secret till after his death tune alone can tell Life. Glagastone in Frivate 1 saw Mr. Gladstone first when he was about 00 years of age, Happening to sit very near him at a dinner party, I had a good opportunity of examining hus appearance closely and of making mental potes of his conversation. I had beard him called ‘“‘a sloven,” but it struck me that he was even scrupu- neat, from the arrangement of inned Jocks to that of the n his button-hole; and { years that I had the good fortune of seeing him from time to time the same care was always apparent. The most: point about Mr. (;ladstone’s physique is his immense he extreme development of the ridge miving his dark eyes {oubly the appearance of being deeply set. 1 had seen many photographs of the statesman, in all ot which the like- was striking, but all of which more or less exaggerated peculiarities, and gave the impression of a remarkably plain, almost a repulsive person; where- as at the period to which 1 refer he was really a handsome man; the women all thought so, and with their hero wor- ship there mingled a good deal of perso- lously his already th small bouquet +} 1 rig 4 AUTIDE UK My Mr. Gladstone told me that he ap- proved of everyone doing a portion of in those about him. To this habit a good deal of the vigor of Lis old age is doubtless due, Speaking of his physical powers, he once said to me: “I think 1 preserve my strength by husbanding it; if 1 am obliged to sit up late at night, I always rise proportion. ately late the following morning; and I “When [am at mental work I re- quire and take a certain portion of wine but I can, and do, work hard with It was generelly at dinner parties that that he was a very moderate eater and drinker, yet without the least affecta- tion of abstemiousness. The topic of discussion at one dinner then suddenly turned to me, saying: “1f Cavour had bad the same theater as Bismarck he would have been a more Hints to Gentlemen, Don’t be untidy in anything. Neat. ness is one of the most important of the minor morals, Don’t wear apparel with decided col- —wo address here the male reader, for whom this brochure is mainly Seuifued —wear anything that is pretty. hat have men to do wit things? Select quiet colors unobirusive patterns, and adopt no style of cutting th it belittles the figure, It is right enough that men's apparel should be becoming, that it should be graceful, and that it should lend dignity to the figure; but it should never be ornamen- tal, fanciful, grotesque, odd, capricious nor pretty. Don’t wear your bat cocked over your eye, nor thrust back upon your head. Ue method is rowdyism, the other rus tie. Don't wear trinkets, shirt-pins, fin- ger-rings, or anything that is solely or- namental, One may wear slurt-studs, a searf pm, a watch chain and a because these articies are useful: the plahier they are the bette. . ———— The wise uries vise man svenges injuries by