REMINISCENCES OF ROCHESTER. The Falls of the Genesee and Pateh’s Fatal Leap-- THROAT DisonpEnRs | fuse DBrows's Bromcmial TrRoCHES, | “Have never changed my mind respectin them, except T think better of that which began thinking well of. "Ree, livary Wa § Lee Sold only in boxes, A ——— licine the Lungs, | relied on ns a speed coughs, « olds, sore f Dame | Balsam for , ete, ” - A | questa us not to despise small things, | but what are you going to do in the case of the |= over your vest and front and takes | the last cigar out of your upper watch | pocket? i a —————————— Hair-dressings should be free from ran. | cidity, should petther gum nor dry the | bair, and should be of such 5 nature that | { the hair bulbs would receive strengih. Carboline 1s the only one that seems to dll tll { the tll. you i ——— “Jom, should marry Helen, | sure,” jeuch an economical wife for you.’ | “Why, how so, father?” “Oh, her Linirs so red that you could bake slap- | jacks on her head without any fuel.” Important. When you visit or jeave New York Oly, save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire, md stop st toe Grand Usnien Motel, opposite Grand Cen tral Deper Elegant rosa, fitted up at a cost of one million dollars, reduced 10 §1 and upwards per day. Eu Flan. Elevator, Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated raliroad to all depots. Families can live better for Jess money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other Brst-class hotel in the city. It is declared on good sathority that only twenty-four white elephants haye been secured in Siam in 1352 years, Of this number it will be safe to that at least fifty will be traveling with Amencan circuses in less than two years, PUREST AND REST OODLIVER OfL, Tom sejected ilvers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co, N.Y. Absoiutely pare and sweel. Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others Physi cians declare it superior to ai other olis CHAPPED HANDS, Tacs prmpies and rough skin cured by using Juniper ar Soap, made by Case well, Hazard & Co, New York A Cmicaco girl threatens to box the ears of an editor of that city, What a thrill of life this would infuse into the lumber market. I Bony formation and other formsof Heart Disease cured by Dr. Graves’ Heart Hegu- ator. At druggists, A racericuvs swell who danced with a couple of Chieago.girls recently re- marked that although he liked rings on his fingers hie conldn't stand belles on toes, Pr. Kline's Nerve Hestorer marvel of the age for ail Berve diseases a nts at fee. Sond to 931 Aroh Street, Samm IAI oT. Ax article 1s going the rounds of the press imparting advice to “gentlemen wii fight chickens,” We submit that no man worthy to be called a gentle- man will Bight a a chicken, A UIA A Casapbor Milk cures sclios and patos, Price. conts Tovprexixs, who has been faki advantage of the ice lately, was er to remark the othor day, no matter how much he liked a giri, { he found she oould not skate hn just let her slide, LA IN Piso's Cure for Consumption is not only pleasant to take, but it 1s sure to cure, A Weer vont dude wanted a cannon placed on a high hill so 1 could be said that the hill had a bang on fits | Barn a frisky-looking collector in an | Bast End ear, “You hain’t no idea what we fellows goes through.” * ‘Why, what d'ye mean?’ queried an admiring listener, ‘‘Jest this: I was frying to get in some old accounts on Lorain street yesterday for a coflin factory, and I walked big as lite into a house and presented a woman who came in the door with a bill against Mr, for his dead wife's casket, Would yon b'lieve lt, sir? The man’s wife had bean lyin’ in her grave ten years, and he himself had been dead one year! Yes, sir; and I had handed the bill to his second wife and survivin’ widow, She shed tears, and then brazened up like and asked if [ had the brass to ex- pect her to pay for puttin’ under ground the ‘old man’s first,” I tell you I felt kinder sick, and was glad to get out of there, too, Oh, you hain’t no idee what we collectors undergoes!” Exploration of New Guinea. #% “In connection with the Wal. tham Wateh Company, it may be stated that when the proprietors of The Age desired to present Mr. G, E. Morrison (the explorer of New Guinea) with a reliable chironome.- ter, acting upon the sdvice of Mr. BR. L. J. Ellery, the Government Astronomer, Waltham watches Lowever, procured for Mr, Morrison instead. These were kept at the Melbourne atory for a fort night, and thoroughly and carefully tested, and were pronounced by Mr. Ellery, at the end of that time, r suited for Mr. Morrison's any chro uometer,”” - a two were, Obsery 10 Lie Lol! than Mell requirements Extract from the ———- — Tae late lamented Charley Backus, of minstrel fame, used to tell a story about a New Year's day spent in Brooklyn. The oft-repeated invitation Jackns?"’ in “Oh gimme evening Mr, x was: “Tea or coffe, Mr, and Mr. Backus wonld reply, wildered desperation: When at leaning against a lampost, just emptied into the -guiter onstrated that his io vitations had not all been to Mr, Backus said to him: if you'll tell me where give you two gallons of ten—yes, tea! and here it isl” s————— In regard to Ely's Cream Balm for Ca. {Bee “Yes,” said the English nobleman, there two other earls there when I ar- rived, and I didn’t vegin to monopoliz- America is become Spasms of the heart and other forms of | Heart Disease cured by Dr. Graves’ Heart | Regulator. Druggists, Love without esteem cannot reach far, it is an angel with Phoenix Pectoral reas sonld and slaps cough, Sots, Our court has taken active steps rent of erime and we hope that after awhile even killing a | man wil be regarded as & misdemeanor | and punishable by fine. | Advice is like snow; the softer | falls, the longer it dwells upon, the deep er it sinks into (he mind. it { earn our living, the eremationists | taking measures to urn their dead, Hale’s Honey Eorohound and Tar. FOR FERSONS OF ALL AGER. A WONDERFUL CURR POR COU GIA, COLUS CROUP, WHOOPING COUGH, | PRONCRITIS, ARD CONSTM TIOX, Tr BANISHN 0a Hs ehronis and BREAKS “or fo Je sapie; IT AS olber remedies ve SM ou! for teliations. nage Drops Cure ta om in one minute, To whom God gives employ, He gives understanding. it does not The rich red color of Blood which has not enon which is an important the desi ron Bitlers ere, ke, moe A Fump combi fe of sour Sow prions ; 114 Horse. 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