A 0oOMMEROIAL traveler jumped from
the train at a small station and shout-
ed to the proprietor of the lunch coun-
ter to give him a hard-boiled egg and
a piece of mince pie.
He ate the pie hurriedly and was at-
tempting to break the egg when tho
conductor gave the signal for starting.
“What in Gireat Crmosar’s name is the
matter with this egg?” he yelled.
“Is it rotten?" asked the propeistor,
“Rotten? No, but I can't make any im-
pression on it, and here Iam a8 hungry
as a wolf and the train half way out of
the yard,” and he made a dash for the
back platform of the rear car, which he
just succeeded in reaching,
“Well, I'm blowed,” said the pro-
prietor of the lunch counter, poking it
with a knife, *if I didn't give the
young man a china nest egg to eat.”
Out in Arizona.
Hon. A. W. Sheldon, Associate Justice,
Supreme Bench of Arizona Ternlory,
writes as follows: *‘It affords me great
pleasure to say, from my personal observa-
tion, and you know the scope of such has
been very extended, that St. Jacobs (il 18
the great and wonderful conqueror of pain,
the sovereign cure for all bodily aches and
pains, and [ ¢heerfully bear this testimony.
issn tie Al MI Ari
Tur waiter came up and handed
them two bills of fare.
In a few minutes the man then said;
“I'm very cold. Bring me a steak
and a hot ¢up of coffes.”
Then the waiter gazed interrogatively
at the damsel, She looked up at the
ceiling, then at the floor. A great men-
tal struggle was going on, Finally she
raised her alabaster lids, and said in as
fairy-like manner as a half-frozen per-
son with chattering jaws could say:
“Give me a plate of ice cream.”
mesa ————
That Terrible Tragedy!
OXE OF THE CHIEF CAUSES OF
ILLUSTRATED,
Ax details of the Rathbone wife murder are re-
ceived they add to its horror, Colonel Hathbone,
the murderer, was with President Linealn when
Booth shot him, and was hims tabbed by the
assassin. The even: was followed by nervous
prostration, which eansed, says Senator Harris, of
Albany, painful dyspepsia, whieh growing con.
stantly worse in the jast ten years finally produced
“pines” and periodical brain disorders. Dyspepsia
made this man a monster! .
Experts tell us that the brain is ihe soundest of
all organs, and they credit the alarming increase
of insanity 10 derangements of the stomach, What
the stomach is the bicod will be, and bad blood has
an especially evil effect upon the brain. Dyspep-
sia 18 a dangerous disorder, and yet is far too often
neglected when it might be checked or cured. IL
S. Benedict, for thirty-five years express agent up
in Troy, has often related how for a jong time his
tife was an unbearable burden. Ile says he would
rather die than go through his old dyspeptic expe-
riences. Aud John Elling, the widely-known Odd
Feliow of Hudson, informs us thai what began in
sour stomach, heartburn, lumpy sensations, and
occasional constipation, resulted in confirmed dys.
pepsia, intense heat and distress in the stomach
belching of wind, hard and bloated bowel RS 0
appetite, constant constipation, sick headache,
and a despondent, Irritable condition of mind,
These geatiemen can realize, as can thousands
of overs, to what violence confirmed dyspepsia
may drive a man! Happily for them they escaped
mental frenzy by the timely use of Dr. David Ken-
nedy’s Favorite Remedy, of Hondout, N. Y., a
pure vegetable, non-alcoholic preparation whch
in the past twenly years has cured in 90 per cept,
of cases, Ii has a very large sale aud is regarded
by physicians as most valuable for slomacis wis
jarial, Iver, Kidhey, uribary, female, and blood
disorders,
If we would escape the full peuaities of dyspep-
sin, we must arrest it Defore i becomes chronic
apd sets the blood and brag on Ore, Kington
LY. XY.) Freeman,
SUDDEN INBANITY
At present the total length of public
roads in Francs is 18.750 miles, of which
7250 are bordered with trees, while
4500 miles are already being planted,
or will shortly be planted. On the re.
maining 7000 miles the nature of the
soil does not admit of plantations. The
pumber of trees already planted
amounts to 2,678 603, consisting prin.
cipally of elm, pbplar, acacia, plane,
ash, sycamore aud lime trees,
Speak Well of the Bridge that Carries Us
Safely Over,
Is an old adage, and as these words seem to
apply tomy case [ use them. For several
years I liave been terribly troubled with my
kidneys and liver. I had intense palus in
my loins, back and hips. 1 could not lie
down, of sitdown at times, as the palns
were more than I could bear, 1 was treated
by physicians here io Syracuse that did me
no good, and I also tried several medicines
that gave me no relief. 1 finally went to
ons of our druggists here in Syracuse, and
was recommended to use Hunt's Remedy.
I purchased a bottle, as 1 found it had been
used with wonderful success here by others,
and I had not used one bottle before | began
to improve, conld rest, which before | had
been unable to obtain; the paius in my
limbs and back were all gone, and it ger-
tainly has done all that was claimed for it
in my case. In fact, Hunt's Remedy has
made a complate cure, aud [ most heartily
recornmend it to the public for Kiduey
troubles in general, - You are at liberty to
use my name for the benefit of others that
may be in doubt as to the great werit of
Hunt's Remedy, Gratefully yours,
. A. Woopnrury,
With the Dry Goods house of D. McCarthy
& Co., Byracuse, N. Y., June 11, 1883,
“Wert, my child,” said the fond
father to bis little daughter after she
had been to church, “what do you re-
member of all the preacher said?” **Noth-
ing!” was the timid reply. “Nothing!”
he exclaimed, in a severs tone, “Now
remember, the next time you must tell
me something of what ho says, or yon
will have to be punished.” Next Sun-
day the child came home with her eyes
pt yild el eght “yf Rigg
‘someth o-day, , 8he cried
eagerly. ‘Lam v ot it,” said
her father, ‘what did he say?” ‘‘He
said, ‘a collection will now be mide!’ ”
A Prevalent Disease.
There is no disease 80 prevalent 10 America as
dyspepila, and certainly none which has so geu-
erally bamed and defeated the skill of the reedi-
The only remedy for this distress.
complaint is & pure medicated stimulant, Hos
tetter's Stomach Ditters, whose essential principle
storative on which they can rely. The Ditters are
the best possitie specific for fatulency, dizziness,
waterbrash, HTaguiatity af the haweih, and aj la.
dications of con They ds not
excite, but sodth the irritated and bowels,
and may be taken by persons of the most delicate
and sensitive organization,
affected by the use of the ordinary stimulants of
commerce, Though their effects is most decisive,
yes they are so mild and beneficent in.
a# to be suitable to children as well as to
One dram of carbolic acid, six drops
of oil of lavender, and two and a-half
ounces of olive oil formed the prescrip.
tion which proved effectual in desiroy-
ing a parasitic affection of the moustache
of a gentleman who consuliéed Dr.
George Thin, London, Bog. The hair
had fallen out, and a sort of baldness
occurred in spots, but after the applioa-
tion of the remedy the hair grew as
thick and healthy as before the para-
sites had attacked it,
nam Ws —
I have been a severe sufferer from Ca-
tarrh for the past fifteen years, with dis.
tressing pain over my eyes. Gradually the
disease worked down upon my lungs.
About a vear and a half ago I commenced
using Ely's Oream Balm, with most grati-
fying results, and am to-day apparently
cured, Z. C. Warren, Rutland, Vt.
“Sge here,” said an editorial writer,
calling the editor-in-chief, ‘‘that fellow
on the Wolfville Scalp has produced
an argument that 1 cannot answer,
What shall 1 do with him?”
“Let me see,” mused the editor,
looking over the argument; “I reskon
you had better call him a liar and drop
the controversy.”
A question of idenity: Mrs, Symkins
de Harris (to lady ealler): “Do we know
the Hoggs? I don’t think we do? Do
we, Maud?” Young Symkins de Harris
{age 11 years)—* ‘Ol, ma, what a story!
Didn't pa say he owed Mr, Hogg five
thousand dollars and he didn’t know
where inthe world it wasto come
from?” (Tablean.)
; in
Walnut Leat Halr lestorer.
{tis entirely different from all others, Itis
as clear as water, and as its name indigates is
a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. 1t will im-
mediately free the head from all dandruff re.
store gray hair to its natural color, and pro-
duce a new growth where it has fallen off. Tt
does not in acy manner affect the health,
which sulphur, sugar of lead and nitrate of
silver preparations havedons, It willchange
lightor faded bair in afew days toa beautiful
lossy brown. Ask yourdruggistforit. Each
Bottlols warranted, Samir, Kise & Co,
Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, Pa. an |
C. N, CrirrexTON New York.
> —-—
“Wonder what becomes of the revised
New Testament?” said Brown; ‘pon
my word 1 haven't seen a copy of it
for a year,” *‘Have you seen a copy of
the old verson within a year?” asked
Deacon Textual, “By gracious!” ex-
claimed Brown, “at's funny, but come
to think of it, 1 haven't,”
iil
Of all Baman Ils
the moat exasperating is Piles, and to our thinking
Dr. Silsbee who devised “Anakesis” as a remedy
deserves a monument. “Anakesia” is an excep
sion to proprietary remedies, for it is really all
that is claimed for iY. Fully endorsed by doc
of all schools, and fof 85 years successful in three
continents, we have no hesitation in ree ommends
mg 1% as a cure for piles 10 suffering sceplics.
P. NECSTAEDTER & Co., bOX 2416, New York city,
send samples free.
Prorrmerox — “How is this? The
paper looks very thin this morning."
Managing Editor—*'Yis, sor, Three
ruck, sor, and two ov "em are sick.”
Proprietor—'*Dear, dear this will
never do, Go right down to Castle
(Garden and ongage fiye more at once,”
—— A ————
PUREST AXD BRST COD-LIVER Ofl, from selected
fivers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co,
N. Y. Absolintely pure and sweel. Patients who
have once taken it prefer it to all others Physi.
cians declare it superior to all other olla
CHAPPED HANDS, face, plnples and rough skin
cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Cas
well, Hazard & Co, New York,
rm A AD I ——————
“So Miss Skips and Mr, Limps are
to be married. Well, I declare! that
aged couplel! Why, she is old enough
to be his mother.”
“Tudeed she is, And as for him -—
why he is old enough to be ber father,”
important.
When you visit or jeave New York Ciiy ve
Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire, and a
at ihe Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cet
tral Depot. -
Elegant rooms, fitled dp of a 00st of one
million dollars, reduced (0 $1 and upwards per
day. European Plan Elevalor. Nestaurast
supplied with the best. Horso.urs, stages and
¢levated railroad to all depois. Families can live
better for leas money at the Grand Union Hotgl
than at any other Srst-class hotel in the city.
soins
A rover who sued for peace: *1
wope, sir, you will not proceed to ex-
tremities,” said the lover at the gate
as his sweetheart’s furious old pa eame
striding down the walk in a pair of
winter boots,
nm IL
Twenty-four Hours to Live,
From John Kobn, Lafayette, Ind, who
dunounces that be is now in perfect health,
we have the following : One year ago I was
to Bll appearance iu thie last stages of con-
sumption. Our best physicians gave my
case up. 1 finally got so low that our doe
tor sail I conld only live twenty-four hours,
My friends then purchased a bottle of Dr,
Wim. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs, which
considerably bermefitted me. I continued
until I took nie bottles, and 1 am now in
perfect hieaifh,
imme ——
“Jr at any time you desire the' wind
to change suddenly,” says the White-
hall Times, “take a pan of ashes, go
into the back yard, and facing the di-
rection that you desire the wind to
blow from, quickly empty your pau, All
who have ever tried this rule have never
found it to fail.”
sm — a —
A Bore Taroat on Coven, if suffered
to progress, often results in an incurable
throat or lang trouble, “"BROWX'S BRON.
GHiAL TROCHES give instant relief, 25¢,
a box. :
Nowapays when & man goes into a
restaurant and orders goose at 75 cents
a plate, he justifies his extravageuce by
the plea that he wants to look at the
bresat-bone to ascertain if we are go«
ing to have a hard orsoft winter,
IO
“Tried and true," is Dr, Graves’ Heart
“Dus, is your mammy home?’
Ll of, 4
The raised his baud to knook
on the but it was o and the
woman stuck her head out and exelaim-
*
“Go right away, ssh—go right away]
on oki to miaroasy dak
sale!”
| @ IO
Camphor Milk cures aches and pains, Price, costs
| knows thely virtues
The pills are warranted to be PURELY vege
table, free from all minera® and other polsonons
substances. ‘They are a certain care for Constl-
tion, Sick Headache, Dyspepsia, Biliousness,
orpid Liver, Loss of Appetite, and all digeases
arising from the
Liver, Stomach, Bowels or
Kidneys.
They remove all obstructions from the channels
of the system and purify ihe blood, thereby lm-
arting health, strength and vigor. Soild by drug-
Riss, 8 sent by mall for 26 cents in Stamps by ©
P. NEUSTAEDTER & CO.,
83 Mercer 8t., New York,
Bo.e Manufacturers of ST. BEENARD VEGE-
TABLE PILLS.
Send for circular,
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when applied by the
Anger nto the nos
rile, will be abaord
$10 to $10.000, 2:
erator equal chases in privy
etic
eagatal. WAM. B. HADLEY & CO.
INFORMATION IN REGARD TO
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Rates to Texas ar.d Arkansas.
Pamphlets, ele, , describing lands for sale can be had
by addressing J, J FOWLER, Fast. Pas, Ag't, Utica,
N, Wii D, MoBEATH, MN. E. Peas, Agi, Boston
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3 THY that chang» from » falr, fresh laughing
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y womsan! Why Liat worn and Jaded [ook in the
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& Jistle time ago, st the altar? Why grandma's swollen
feet, headache, backache sideschs, snd general Ma.
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*
An Open
Secret.
The fact is well unders
that the MEXICAN MUS-
TANG LINIMENT is by far
the best external known for
man or beast. The reason.
why becomes an *“open
goer when we explain
The knot or nautical mile is varionsly
reckoned at from 6076 fest to 6125 feet,
According to the standard of the British
Admiralty the knot is the length ot one
minute of longitude at the equator, or
6046 feet 1,1527 statute inches, or 1860
metres, The mean length of latitude,
sometimes reckoned as a knot, is 5076
feet 1151 statute mile, or 1852 metres,
A marine league is three of these sea
miles,
ec
1# you feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, have
sallow color of skin, or yellowish-brown
spots on face or body, frequent headache or
dizziness, bad taste in mouth, internal heat
or chills alternated with hot flushes, low
spirits and gloomy forebodings, irregular
appetite, and tongue coated, yon are suffer
ing from “torpid liver,” or “‘billousness.”
In many cases of “liver complaint” oul
part of these symptoms are experienced,
As a remedy for all such cases Dr. Pierce's
“Golden Medical Discovery’ bas no equal,
as it effects perfect and radical cures, AV
all drug stores.
-———
Hesry James says that Turgenefl
used to blush like a boy of sixteen,
Where did Mr, James eyer see a boy of
sixteen blush? In these degeneratd
days it is only with the utmost diffi-
culty that a girl of sixteen, much less a
boy of that die, can start anythiog
that is even remotely connected with a
blush,
YOUuxo ov middle aged men suffering
from nervous debility, loss of memory, pre-
mature old age, as the result of bad habits,
should send three stamps for Part VII of
Dime Series pamphlets, Address WORLD'S
DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
Bafialo, N. XY.
Suaxinc the sawdust out of the doll:
First jealous baritone (referring to suc-
cessful tenor)—*‘Looks like a poll par-
rot, don’t he?” dbecond j. b,—Yes, and
sings like one, 00.” First j. b.—**And
what an appropriate song that was for
him~—*0 would that I could die.” "”
Bap TEMPER often proceeds from those
sinful disorders to which women are tub.
Ith female complaints Dr. RR. V,
ree’s “Favorite Prescription’ is a cer-
By all druggists,
Serr AA
A rueQuexT cause of malaria is im-
pure water from cisterns and wells,
Upon the first symptoms of any un-
pleasant odor clean out the cistern, See
that the well receives no drainage from
any unclean source,
a—————
The solvent properties of crude oil are
so well established that it 18 unnecessary
to quote examples. Carboline 18 made
{rom crude devold of smell, and 18
guaranteed to remove sour! and dandrufl,
stile
“Yrs,” said Tawmus, “Byrnesmonkey
1s a handsome fellow, only for his head
of hair, Somehow it's nice hair, bat It
doesn’t seem to fit him."
oil
My daughter and myself, great sufferers
from Catarrh, bave been cured by Eiy's
Cream Balm. My seore of smell restored
and health greatly improved. —C. M. Stan
ley, Merchant, Ithaca, N. ¥. (Easy to
Price 50 cents.
a
Lt a
“Thanksgiving always comes before
Congress meets.” said the youth to Lis
father, “Why is 11?” “Because, my
son,” was the solemn reply, “it is the
pature of things; it couldn't come
after.”
C—O
Millions have died with Bright's kidney
disease and rheumatic diseases, Dr. El.
more is the first to discover a cure. He has
treated thodsands with Lis BEheumatine-
Goutaline and pever lost a case, It always
Cures
——— I Messi san
No ruins, you know: ‘This country
is 50 pew, you know,” remarked the
tourist; ‘you have no ruined Abbeys."
“No,” was the reply,” it looks more as
Marpleson would eateh it fally as soon,”
Phceniz Pectoral breaks & cold and slops oouph Yiicts,
————
A suw color in feminine fashions 1s
called “tobac.” We suspect that it is
the tint of a cigarette, but we have no
evidence tobac up our betief, save the
pame of the color, and that certainly
gives color to the supposition,
——— oS.
Dr. Kiine's Great Nerve Hestorer la ihe
norve diseases. Ail
mss IA
A anave-digger walking the streets
the other day chanced to turn and no-
ticed two dootors walking behind kim.
He stopped till they passed, and then
followed on behind them, **And why
this?” said they. ‘1 know my place
in the procession,” returned he.
You never cease to praise Dr. Graves’
Heart Regulator if you ever use it in
Heart Disease. Druggists,
ey E —————
~A farmer of Suwanee county, Fia.,
has gathered two crops of peaches from
liis trees this year.
RAPS SU.
Piso’s Remedy for Catarch is convenient
10 use and to carry when on a journey.
nsssm—— IA,
Childhood views life through the
magnifymng end of the telescope, while
age looks through the other end,
For nauses, dizzinees and sick headache,
Dr. ‘Sanfora’s Liver Invigorator has no
equal,
——
s———
«One-half the human family die
under seventeen years of age.
Emory s Little Cathartic Fill—best made
for laver Complaint and biliousoess,
Tasteless, harmless, infallible. 15c,
Dare to elauge ig mind, confess
your error, an ter your conduct,
when conv
that you are wrong.
We give advice by the bucket and
take it by the grain.
Hale’s_ Honey
w
will each 18,000,000 pounds worth $5,
the errors of otliers, the wise man
{ooh tho ervars of
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Nervous Weakness quickly relifved and cured.
Equalied by none in delirium of fever. <68
fa Neutralizes germs of disease and sickness.
Cures ugly blotches and stubborn blood sores.
Cleanses blood, guickens sluggish circulation.
Eliminates Bolls, Carbuncles and Bcalds. “$8
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Yes, It is a charming and hesithful Aperient.
Kills Berofuls and Kings Evil, twin brothers.
Changes bad breath to good, removing cause,
£# Routs bilionsness and clears complexion.
Charming resolvent and matchless laxative “gn
It drives Sick Headache like the wind “98
£# Contains no drastic cathartic or opiates.
Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing i.-68
Restores Ife-giving properties to the blood. “as
1s guaranteed to cure all pervons disorders. "$8
#7 Reliable when cll opiates fail."48
Refreshes the mind and invigorates the body.
Cures dyspepeis or money refunded. 68
t# Endorsed in writing by over fifty tho
Leading phyeicians in U. 8. and Euro
Leading clergymen in U, 8. and Europ
Diseases of the bicod own it a cong
For sale by ali le ling druggists $1.50
The Dr. 8. A Richmond Medical Co
51. Joseph, Mo,
For testimonials and circulars sens flamp
CN. Crittenton, Agent, New York
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and strengthening Porous Plaster ever mada,
Bap PMagtersare sold Ly ad drupgeite and country ores
5 conta or five for $1.90,
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facturers, Boston Mas
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Slaeass cured by Hawley's Stomach and Liver Pills, Bets,
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DR. RADWAY'S
Sarsaparillian Resolvens
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
Pure blood makes pound desk, strong bore he
A clear skin. If you would have your Sesh Sr
your bones sound without ca” + and sour cole
piexion fair, use
Radway’s Sarsaparillian
Resolvent.
A remeay composed of ingrafients of exirace
dinary medical properties, essential 10 purify,
heal, repair and invigorate thebroken-down and
wasted body QUICK, PLEASANT, SAFE and PERNA.
NEXT In iis treatment and cure,
No matter by what name the complaint may be
aesignated, whether 1 be scrofula, consumption,
Syphilis, ulcers, sores, 1omors, bolls, ervsipelas, on
fail rheum, diseases of the ju , Kidneys, biad-
der, womb, skin, liver, stomach or bowels, they
Chronic or cons tional, the in ine Blood
which supp Uds and repains
* Organs i : £8 Of Lhe gysilesn
» biood is unhegithy, Lie process of repose
must Se ana
ana,
The Sarsaparillian Resolvent
nat secure
of the organs. =
e vin function.
3 God ves
sd healthy current of
I, afer a lew days uae
) ines Cea aa
RIY Is A compensaung re
" ous action of €3
5, Lisck spots and
SOTER and QIOErs Sole
scrofula, eruptive
pe Ags, throst and
1 and spread, eilbher
ry, or from lhe
iY upon a cus
diseases of Lhe
lands, thal have
from uncured disease
uke of corrosive sutiliz
if the Sarsapariiian is
10 make its inpression on
One bottle conls
pies of Medicines
Taken in teaspoon!
five Of $1X lisnes as muck
bE SYS
# ore of t BOLIVE pring
Yreparalvs
Lhers requ
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One Dollar a Bottle.
R.
R. R.
Radway'sReady Relief.
The Cheapest and Best Medicine for
Family Use in the Worla.
In from on
@ 10 twenty minutes never falls
relieve Pal i
with one thgrough spplications
DO matter vicient or excruciating the pais,
the Kbeg je, Bed.oridden, Infirm, Crippled,
Nervous, Neuraigie or prosirated with disease
may suffer, RADWAY'S READY RELIEF wii
af ord instant case.
INFLAMMATION OF THE EIDNEYS,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER
INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS,
CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS,
SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING
PALPITATIOR OF THE BEARY
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHER
CATARRH
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
NEURALGIA, REBUMATISN,
COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS,
CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES
BRUISES, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA,
NERVOUSNESS, SLEZPLESINES:
COLDS, SPRAINS,
PAINS IR THE CHEST, Bag
¢ issanlly relieved.
INFLUENZA,
COUGHS,
¢ LIMBS
——
MALARIA
ITS VARIOUS FORMS
FEVER AND AGUE.
FEVER AXD AGUE cured for SD ots. Theres
pot a remedial agent in this world that will cave
Fever and Ague, and olbher Malar
Scarlet, Typhoid, Yeliow and other fevers
by RADWAY'S PILLS) 80 quickiy a3 RADWAYS
KE20Y RELIEF. »
It will in a few moment y, when taken
according io (he directions, cure Cr bs
Sour Stomach, Hearsuata, Sick Head : Dyvpep
#ia, Palpitation of the Heart, Cold Chills, Hysterion
Palos he Bowes, Diarrhea, Dyseniery, Oo,
Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains.
Travelers should always a bottle of RAD
WAYS READY RELIEF with them. A few
drops in water will prevent sickness or pains Iroan
change of water. Ii is better than French
or Bitters as a slimuiabl
Miners and Lambermen $5000 wags
be provided with iL
RADWAY’S
Regulating Pills
Perfect, Purgative, Soothing, A pers
ents, Act without Pain, Always
eliable and Natural
Opera
IN
in tion.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR.
CALOMEL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly costed with west
purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and stremg-
rr He ers Baie
Female Complaints, N of
Sinn Sven mk
-
ion of the Bowels, Plies, and of «
ihe Jateraal Viscera, ures
doses of Rapwars Piiis will free to
raion Tom a1 140 SbOve-BAmEd disorders
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.
Prive, 98 Cents Por Box.
READ “FALSE AND TRUR."
send a etiec mamp to RADWAY & C0, No.
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