“Dimox'r I leave an order three days ago for weather strips?’ demanded an indignant citizen of The jproprigios of a Woodward ayenue store yesterday. ‘Yes, sir, you did.” “And didn’t you say you would send a man to put them on?” “1 did, “And he was sick, I suppose? “No, sir; he went up there two anys ago.” “And put on the strips?” «Yes, sir.” “Where?” On the front and side doors, of course,” “On the doors—of course-—who in Halifax ordered them on ths doors of the house? I wanted them strips to- the barn doors!” “You did?” “Certainly I did, Do you suppose I want draughts of air sweeping in on my poor horses this kind o’ weather?” Nep Buckley called on a friend of his the other day in New York, and the door was answered by a charming little waitress, “Is Jack at home,” he said. “No, sir; he has gone out.” “Ab, very good, I will write my name for him,” He enters a small waiting room and commences a conversation of consider. able duration with the wattress, ‘And your name, sir?” she said, he got ready to leave. *Oh, never mind that,” said Ned “just tell him what has happened, and he will know it was me.” isms GAS as Fire Alarm, I have been a severe sufferer a long time with kidney troubles, causing severe pains in back and sides; and from the recommen- dation of the Chief of Fire Department, Mr. Ira Wood, formerly of Syracuse who had used Hunt's Remedy with wonderful suc- cess, I commenced using it,and foupd s speedy relief in a short time, and it has chbmpletely cured me of the pains in the back. I have recommended it to others in the department, that have used it with great success, and i do not hesitate to recommend it to any one troubled with kidney, liver or bladder troubles. H, KIRKLAND, Sup't Fire Alarm, Syracuse, N.Y.Junel2,83 Firemen's Trouble. 1 bave been troubled along time with kid- ney weakness,a great proportion of the time with severe pains in the back. Having heard Hunt's Remedy recommended very ‘hig ghily for troubles of the kidney and urinary organs by Ira Wood, ex-chiefof the fire department o Syracuse, he having been cured of a severe case of kidney disease lately by the use of Hunt's Remedy, I purchased a bottle afl used it,and have not been troubled any since; and I know of many others here in Syrac usp that have used it and recommended it as great medium for the kidneys, and I do hs hesitate to say that it is a remarkable medi- cine. Jacon WOLFROM, Member of Syracuse Fire Department, ®yracuse, N. Y.. June 11, 1883, -— A rerorast Hartwell husband who was iryiug to hurry up dinner the other day asked her: “Did you ever see a snail?” “Yes, ” “Where?” “In the road.’ “Well, I bet you met it.’ “Why?” “Cause you caught up with it.” would never have “Wore,” said an up-town man to his spouse recently, “how many house- plants shall you try to carry through the winter?” “Only this geranium, this rosebud, and this Jerusalem cherry tree—three in all. The husband made an entry in his notebook, when she in quired: *‘But why do you ask?” Ia os der to know how much extra coal to order for the winter supply,” was the cruel answer, Judgiog from your ill lack last winter I think I had better lay in about an extra tov apiece for eagh plant,” a_i —— Are Dreams Prophetic” ROME INSTANCES IN POINT—HOW PFREDICTT BE DEFEATED Ten days before his death Lincoln dreamed that the Presudent lay dead in the White House, “killed a the hand of an assassin.” When his wife heard of tne tragedy she exci aimed, “His dream was pro. phetio[® The majority of dreams, however, are never fulllied—they are too fantastic, or they are solved by con. “TY €V¢Ria People are often sessed of the idea that they sua. oon die. They find themselves the subject of strange ic... oh They know they are not what they once were, ani as they approach certain ages they are quite sure they wiil not ‘be jeng of eanh.’ These impressions #4 a ru’e are the result of an imagination disordered by disease, bus they can be shaken off by prompt and thorough measures. We are told that very many diseases can be prevented ; indeed, half the deaths are sald to be preventable! Hence the importance of always aciing promptly in every persons emergency. Justice Willi~, aroun], of West Sandiake, N. Yi. My . wighly esteemed in Troy, was [oT “loom agued by forebodings that he was doomed oan tah deat’, He had dull and flitting 00g in va- rious parts of the aris his com™ eexion was bad, nis appetite was variable a foit weary without KDGWN CAnse, Was COP ann’ constipated, ils Songye * os heavily coats L and frequent feverish d or ppearel, Taen followed extrome tenderness and pain i* “ae back, great iassiinde, gravelly deposiis AB “eater, which was dark, frothy and odorous, all indicating liver and Raney Saitdem. hose de- ve ents alarmed hh pEspecial iy since physi. cians did him no Bed Su About iving up in despair, he foilowed the counsel of one of the Supreme Court Justices to use Dr. David Bennedy's Favorite Rlem- edy (of Rondout, N. Y.,) a8 an experiment. It scattered his bad Teel ings, revived his appetite, re. stored a Ave and kidneys, renewed his 400d, in- creased hi twenty pounds, and it ol sang a his life. ngs of carly be failed if proper meas- fn to defeat them. ~ Troy (NV, TNE MAY alone he po B the Credit Dreams acd warbings death need not siwaggh ures are prompliy ta Y.) Times, “PRETTY expensiye business this thing of ding the summer abroad,” gaid Brown. ‘Not alone because of- the cost of travel, but there's the dang: er of one’s house being robbed. Why, when we home wo found that all the family plate had been stolen,” “hat ip said Jones, ‘fof not having the plate securely screwed to the door from the inside. When aman has 8 handsome door-platehe want's to take care of it.” pn ———— “ough on Corns.” As for “Rough on Corns” 18e. complete, permanent cure. Jorns, a enaxnr I “Yas, Gerald a nent. iy called “his a.» over 14 ol States re Lt ttison as , that his sdmiaiirs tion. fsa little extra? Bless yi Bothing extra about it oxtept 3 a session, w ean Which, Te, a, bill. How averted if k of heart, and general, relief; bunions, —There 18 un single sentence ir the English foreign enlistment act which exceeds in lenglh any sentence of Mr, Evarts’. It contains 600 words, Causes of Nervousness. The maladies which above all others cause DOTVOUSHess, are dyspepsia, billouspess and cons stipation. The great sympathetic nerye which connects the epigastric region with the brain, is always injuriously affected if the stomach and bowels are disordered; a permanent derangement of the functions of those Organs rescts by sympa. thy upon the entire nervous system. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, in restoring tone and regularity to the digestive apparatus, and overcoming con- stipation, permanently remedy the nervous