IT CAME TO HER. “Whistle, whistle, loving daughter, and you shall have a cow.” «J never whistled, mother, and neither can I powe= It puckers up my mouth so!” ty histle, whistle, loving daughter, and you shall have a horse." 1 pever whistled, mother, and cannot now of course It puckers up my mouth so Pr “Whistle, whistle, loving daughter, and you shall have a sheep.” «1 pever whistled, mother, and neither will I yet It puckers up my mouth so!” “Whistle, whistle, loving daughter, and you shall have a man.” #1 never whistled, mother, but know very well I can.” And the whistling pretty soon began. EE... ea ——— MY BIRTHDAY. We, Mother Raynor, Jack and I, were sitting in our little sitting room, our best room, but not parlor, for mother would never call the little box of a room by so digmfled a title, and for the handredth time they were telling me what they knew of my life, “Yon see, Birdie,” said mother, as I had always called her, *‘it was a stormy night and Jack had been detained at the store—he was eash-boy at Cotton & Co.’s then—but just as he was running up the steps about 7 o'clock, he met a woman hurrying down them. She brushed by without speaking, and he, when he reached the door, almost stum- bled over a basket where you lay all snugged up in warm flannels, Ab, bat you were a nice baby, my dear!” “Pity my mother hadn't thought so!” I sarcastically observed. “Undoubtedly yon would have fared better than in our humble home,” said Jack, grimly. “Why, Jack, you don’t think I meant that, do you, dear?” I. hastily asked. “It made me feel badly to think my own flesh and blood would abandon me and trust me with strangers, that's all.” “That was seventeen years ago to- morrow night,” meditated mother, un- heeding our conversation, “Yes,” chimed in I, anxious to clear the cloud irom Jack's forehead, ‘‘aud you have always called it my birthday, and have always made the day so pleas- ant for me, too. Let me see,” 1 rattled on, ‘youn thought I must have been about a year old, and so I am eighteen to-morrow! Have you made my birth- day cake yet, mothei?” “Yes, indeed, and that reminds me 1 must go and see to the frosting of it too, to-might, No, you stay right here, Watch her, Jack, for she’s not to see the cake until to-morrow.” I retreated before her lenghing com- mand, and seeing how sour Jack still looked I determined to do my very best to make him behave like his own self again, Perching myself on the arm of bis chair I leaned over, trying to eatch his eye. “Cross, dear?” I asked, very sweetly, “No,” he replied, in a tone that said “Yes, decidedly so; let me alone,” Bat I was not to be rebuffed, Slipping my arm around hix neck I drew his face around toward mine, “You're sorry you didn’t send me to the Foundlings’ Home, aren't you? It's enovugh to make any one cross to think how he has been troubled for seventeen years just because he was so soft-heart- ed over a miserable little baby whose own people didn’t care about keeping it, Are you sorry, Jack?” “Are you, Bird?” He suddenly straightened up, a look in his dark eyes I had never moticed there before, “What have 1 to be sorry for?” 1 asked, **Wasn't I thrown into the hands of the dearest, kindest mother and brother a girl ever had?” “Yes, dear—that 18, we've always meant kindness; bus still, I am not your brother, Bird.” “I know it, but I love you just as well,” 1 began, but some way under the steady look of Jack's beautiful eyes I could not go on with my usual protesta- tions of affection, as I had always been in the habit of dong, and I drew my arm away from about his neck. “Bat I don’t want you to, Bird,” he said, slowly, and then he weut on eagerly: “My darling, I want you to love me just a8 well as I do you dear, I want you for my very own, for my wife, Bird.” Clasping me close in his strong arms he told me how happy I could make him by saying that I loved him, And so strougly did. he argue his case that some way 1 was completely won over to bis way of thinking, and before the great birthday cake was frosted Jack and I were engaged. “I've pocepted Jaek us as a birthday gift,” I whispered to mother as I ran t. A radiant look of surprised joy fairly jlilumined her dear old face as she comprehended the meaning of my re mark. *:1t has been the wish of my life,” she whispered, kissing me softly, “De ready for other birthday gifts to-mor row,” she called after me.” “Oh, happy birthday,” I whispered when to morrow dawned; sad I, awak- ing, remembered my promise to Jack, “What better gift could I have asked than the gift of dear Jack's love?”’ Beveral little tokens were at my break- fast plate, some very expensive, too, for since Jack's pretures had begun to sell so well and orders poured in faster than he could execute them he had begun to be quite extravagant, e¢ had gratiied an oft-expressed wish of mine by having a cameo ear- ring, found in the basket in which they first found me, set in a ring for me for one of my birthday presents, It was an exquisite, olearly-cat cameo, and it bad a decidedly unique setting; so I bad always induolged in the hope that some day, perhaps, I might learn tarough it who mo parents were, = it had evidently dropped into the Phsket by mistake, for there was nothing else about me to wentify me. There was none of the proverbial straw berry marks or moles so often found on Jost children in stories, so I had ouly the cameo to connet me with the unknown ast, Bo I slipped it on my finger, and when Jack told me to keep it for an engagement ring until he could procure another, it became doubly dear to me, By-and-bye, as soon as breakfast was finished, much to my surprise and dis- appointment, my lover went up to his studio and remained invisible tor two hours, “He might have spent my birthday with me, anyway,” I pouted, as I plod- ded upstairs, feeling ‘‘blue” enough I knocked at the door of his studio, *‘Not just now, dear, I'm busy,” came in Jack's voice from beyond the door. Angry and indignant, for he had allowed me to spend my mornings there for two monihs past, 1 silently went to my own room, And I was angrier still when not ten minutes later his door opened to admit Miles Griffith, a fellow from the Artists’ elab. And then T was ready to ory with vex- ation, They had always petted and spoiled me, mother and Jack. and let me have my own way, so that I conld not bear even this little neglect grace: fully. And besides we were just engaged, and Jack, it seemed to me, wasn't act- ing just as he ought to under the cir- cumstances At last I was determined to be mean enough to listen, and hear, if I could, what they were talking about so earnest- ly in the studio. Me, I found out at once, for Jack had just spoken my name as I guiltily put my ear to the keyhole. (A disgraceful thing to do, I admit, but as I mean this to be a faithful account of my birthday, and as | really did listen at the keyhole I record it), “] have made a great mistake, Jack, sighing heavily I conid not distinguish Mr, Griffiths’ g * gaid Jack say again; “It has always wish. I did it more to please her, I suppose, She loves Bird dearly, and —"' not have stirred then mg. I could there, bitterly, when my brain st pped whirl- ling so I could think, please his mother that he had ssked me to become his wife! horrid old Griffith first! humiliating.” ceived me, “If it suits Jack. ‘“I hat's not the thing,” interrupted Griffith, “Yon never would be suited, She lacks expression and —" “Yes, I know-—nstoralness—I know the faunlts—for I'm better sequainted with Birdie than you are, Griffith.” “To be sure,” assented Urniifith, “Mouth too large; eyes very vacant, 1've noticed, 1 advise you to give it ap.” “I'll take your advice’ said Jack, emphatically, and then I rushed to my room So through *‘Griffith’s advice,” which Jack seemed 80 ready to take, my brief little romance was to be shattered. Well, I would never stay and let him see my heart break, too; for I felt sure I never cvuld live through this trouble, so dear had Jack in the role of lover become to me in a few short hours, And so some way—and now it seems like a vague dream to me-—I found my- self a few hours later wandering aim- lessly down a strange street, not know- ing or caring where my steps tended. Some workmen obstructed the side- walk and I was obliged to cross the street. I remember of stepping down and advancing a few steps, of hearing hoarse shouts of warning, feeling a sudden shock, and then all was blank, When 1 returned to eonsciousness 1 was in a strange room, everything was strange to me, “Where am I?” I could see no one, pened?” “You are with friends,” said a low voice near me, and turning my eyes, they fell on a sweet-faced lady not yet o!d, althougl her hair was neariy white, sitting near me, “How came I here?” I demanded, in a weak, startled voice, After a brief cousultation with the woman, evidently the nume, the lady decided to explain the situation, **You are weak, but I trust to your good sense to remain calm while 1 tell you why you are here, About a month ago you were crossing the street and my husband and 1 accidentally ran against and severely injured you. There was nothing about you to identify you, so we brought you home,” “*And this is a mouth ago; has no one been here?” Did you advertise?” “No,” replied the lady, ‘It was re- ported in the police news, I believe, as my husband had to pay a large fine for his carelessness, but I never thought of advertising for your friends, Isupposed they would go to the station and then be directed here, if you had any in the city." “I have none,” I said bitterly, “1 was only a foundling, living upon char- ity all my hie ” I was reckless, I did not think how nunecessary it was to speak of my own hustory to a stranger, A whole month I had lain there and no one had called, And my pale, thin hands showed how near to death's door I had been, As l Iny looking at my wasted flogers 1 no- ticed my nog was gone, **Hastily 1 inquired whereit was, My gew-found acquaintance blushed aud then said: “Will you allow my husbund to talk with you a few moments? He has your cameo, In a few moments a tall, handsome gentlemen accompanied her into the ‘Yours ago,” he began, after apolo- gizing for being the cause of my illness, my mother" 1 asked, although * What has hap- and congra'ulating me upon my recov- ery, “I had a pair of cameos carved in this city, They were uniike anything ever seen here, I had themset iu a pair of var ngs for my wife, One night onr house was robbed by a trusted ser- vant; the cameos were taken along with other valuables, “Was anything else taken?" I asked, sitting upright, forgetting for a moment my weak state, The gentleman strove to control his emotion, bat his wife was silently weep- ing near the window. “yes, our only child,” he replied, brokenly. “Now will yon tell me how you came by this eameo, for it is the same? I to-day took it to the person who carved it for me so long ago, and he recogmzad it at once, although it had been reset,” “Was it seventeon years ago your child was stolen?’ 1 asked, eager- ly. “Yes. What do you know of it?” he questioned hoarsely. “] know that I am your child then.” After I had told the storv so often re- to them, and their joy beggars descrip- tion, Their story was that my father had Flotures of Patagonin. The wild scenery is somewhat won- derful, and when the sun shines on the snow covered mountains it is indeed a pretty sight, In some of the ravines you sos large drifts of snow that have been earriad there by the wind, and into which I should think it would not be at all pleasant to to fall. The air here, of course, is very cold, but it is a dry, healthy breeze and yery bracing. At one o'clock, mid«iay, we reached our anchoring place for the night, as wo could not make the next harbor by daylight, and in the darkness it wouid be impossible to enter, About two o'clock we received a visit from some of tue Patagonian Indians, They came shore in queer-looking made out of three pieces of poard-—one at the bottom and one at each side. These were sewn together with fibres and admitted considerable water, With the exception of some skins they had tied loosely around their bodies they were entirely devoid of clothing, and before they had been alongside many minutes they had not even the skins to cover themselves with, CANOOS and boxes of matches, After and seeing how pleased her baby was with it she had shaken the stones be- fun, clasped it about the child's neck. home and she could not get the short chain over the child's head, obligod to let the nurse put the infant about ita neck. too great for the purse’s rapacity, so had taken baby quietly out to a neighboring jeweler and had the neck Isce unfastoned. she "The theory we, my new found parents and I, formed was, that frightened at her own exploit and not can realize that that baby was myself eluded to abandon it entirely. “Now, where do these people live who have cared so kindly for you? see them,” said my mother, Reluctantly I gave the address, Jack to me after my mother must I was lost in pity for him Then [ remembered the indelicate re- had made to Miles Gniffith he “On, Jack! Jack!” I sobbed, unable to be anything but my own impetuous self, “why did you teach me to love you only to tire of me soon?” “Tiurel How? What do you mean, dear?” he asked, taking my band anx. wusly as if he feared 1 was not gute rational, And then as I grew calmer I had to confess how I had descended to the contemptible business of eavesdrop- ping and what I had heard. “It was my birthday, Jack. Don't you remember you had Unilith up in the studio, And you told him you had made a groat mistake in engaging your self to me, and—and he advised you to give it up, and you said you would fol. low his advice,” For three minutes Jack stared at me, aud then he, with difficulty repressing an inclination to laugh, said: nak.d. The who did not return to the shore ina nude state owed it to the act that the second steward had found on board an dress that had left by some female pessengers on the way out from Europe, With this the Ladian duly attired, it being tied on and around him by the sallors with old bottle-green Was BOLZILES, some more of them, this time accom by a female, Tne skins they off were of fot One Indian panied those the of oue time had one more trial at portraits, so while ately I have been entertaining you and mother so politely in the studio 1 was slyly taking “sittings,” You know jour birthday, or the day we celebrate as yours, and mother's fall on the same day; so, as she had often expressed a wisn to have your portrait painted, and thinking that you would like her's, 1 painted your counterfeits as best I could, aud then before [ showed them for Griffith, the fairest eritic in I sent the club, He told me candidly that as aud sdyised me never to aliow the pano- lie to see my atiempts, you heard were of your p.oture, you. Are you satistied?” “Perfectly,” 1 answered, feeling as if I sighed, “To-day is your birthday, my dear,” interrupted my new mother brightly, you will and you may have it," “I'll take Jack,” I said, gayly., And so 1 did, *for better or for worse,” a year from my eighteenth birthday, ESTO Talk With a Bargiar. “The funniest experience I ever had was when I went into a bedroom one night where there was one man asleep, 1 was at the bureau drawers, and, look- into the glass, I saw him sit bolt up- right and look at me, I turned pretty quick, you may believe, but he never stirred nor spoke, 1 didn’t move after turning round, but looked at him and he at me. 1 very soon saw that he was not awake, 1 gathered up the swag and walked round the bed to the door, but his eyes were on me all the while, I got out of the room safely, and he never spoke nor alterward made any disturbance. I didn’t stay much longer in that house,” “How is it about the women?” “They are curious, Some of them will bury themselves under the bed. clothes, while other: will spring at you like a she tiger, A good many will gladly let you take anything you waut if you will only keep away from them, The tainting kind are the best; they are soon laid out, The ‘screcchers’ make the rumpus; they are no ways reasonable, There is only one thing to do—get out of it the easiest way possible,” Siok MAN — “Who's your doctor, Smith?” Bwith—""OL! when I'm sick, I al. send for Brown, He comes, pre- bes, 1 don’t take it, and 1'm cured, That's all, I've done my duty.” for use, year round, They use n Ty their huts are but a few sti tied together, with a fe leaves thrown nothing sEiUs and over the top of full of water, The bows, arrows and spears, the they chase, snd sometimes they Ca but their principal articie « mussels, of which there are sround there, Lhey have nothing shape of corn, wheat, or oer aay kind, as grow anywhere pehrer 1,200 miles aw The olimate too cold for any i hardy They are iu appearance some thing like the Indians one mees in the in Guatemala but are a smaller and shorter race and very much more degenerated, 1 should imagine them to be the very lowest specimens of ha. manity existing and only one link short in the chain to connect them with the moukey tribe, Ouge of them, apparent ly a better humored fellow than his companions, sat upon the rail and sung asoug. They monkey fellow at short {ntervats would yell out: "Ama, amas, ama,” eorying out quickly and much after the monkey style, As night drew ou they all went off to the shore and WEAPOnS Used are They eat the thie Hails LAL flesh of animals kill in none ‘ IAL is Biles Goes, and has PBaving Books. “I have boon sent for several times this year,” said the salesman, "to measure the shelves of libraries in new required to fit them up. jmportant item in house furnishing. The comfortable old-time sittiug-rovm has made way for the formal Library. As a library without books would hard- iy do, house-owners are bound to have them whether thy possess literary tastes or not, Besides, they add tone and color to the room, A customer recent ly said to me, frankly enough: ‘I doa’ papecs; but there's a home feeilug in Laving books around; they look well, He told me 1 be ‘sure and *‘chuck” in a few big ones to put on the tables.’ always told us to put in some books He once whenever the Iatter ordered a new stand-up show case he was going to do Some of these folks have “One of the customers insisted on having all lus books bound after the same pattern and numbered, Bome time afterward a friend told him that people were asking if he kept a circniat- ing library, so he had morocco labels stack on over the figures, But this only made the matter worse, for his guests were particular to ask him what the labels were for, At last, in sheer desperation, he sent the volumes to an anction room and we received his offer the next day for so many feet of books, each one differently bound, He would not have even a two-volume eaition of anything, A wealthy man once sent in great haste for a dealer, saying that he wanted his library closed out im- mediately snd a new one bought, He was 8 speculater in produce, but some one had sold him a» law library. He liked the uniform appearance of the volumes and had made the useimse without reading the titles, His new books were to be illustrated, all of them. When I first went into the business I was surprised to see al a customer's house au extravagantly-bound copy of Stakespere’s works im the Uerman language. I knew the man did not understand German and the circum. stance puzzled me, I found out afterward that a book-seller had loaded him with a very uwnmlable article by telling him that every gentleman ought to have a copy «f Bhakespere's works in the original, “No; house farnishers do not often buy the books for a library, but they frequently give directions as to They look for light, elegant sad - a —— AO contrasted colors, or for heavy, antique morocco or Russia bindings suited to the character of the room. As a rule, the owner of the house thinks himself competent to buy his own books, though he secks aid from us in making his choice, I once picked out a hand- some assortment for a customer about io furnish his house. He had no ac- ruaintanee with books, but he locked over the titles and made some rather interesting expurgations, He told me to put all the standard 'thorities in any way, and be would attend to the rest, He threw out ‘In the Meshes’-—which he supposed to be a book on fishing because he was no angler, ‘Boswell’s he didn't want political campaign works, and wouldn't have the biographies of Presidents, they all lied so, men do not bother's us mach, for they think of a gentleman who refuses to the dictionary—the most work of all—from a complete of Danial Webster's works?” s————— Fee 83, edition The other morning a citizen who had been cautioned to send up some butter as he went Jown town or eat dry bread bought and pad for three pounds, The cash tendered was in the shape of a bill, and the citiz did not count his until he had traveled several Then he made a discovery. “Why, 1 gave him a dollar bill and he has given me back over 20° i qu'z=d, ‘1 could keep this money and chauge squares, Lig 80 ilo- that sort of a ciothespin, 1 will at once return i.” He was a8 good a8 DIS promise. Vite the store with the money io whe aud he . “Lacky you You gave me g change, tis 1 that I am an honest 89 too much io sy guess not.” “Well, I guess you did, and here it I want only what belongs to me.” The grocer sulkily thasked him and went his way, bunt in an made anotuer discoy- He found the missed the ten, “It was a ten I gave him and the was right,” be gasped, i hits and explain.” started for the grocery, and then stated 1K tl a it zo sit Cai L408 $3 ii : one dollar bid and He “You are a vile swindler, sir!” pr grocer, I'm not; I'm itu of a 100 honest cousciel “You get outl 1 didn’t like of your phiz 1a the when you brought back Uh, Do; the cat piace, and £49 1 knew Now, sir, you travel, or i'll cell In the police!” “Bat I'm an honest man! there's a mistake bayer, “You promenade! I'm the little games, and you can't make a cent, Boy, call in a policeman,” The eit z:u walked ont and kicked lamp posts and rubbed against baby vs tell you on Ka best friends. He had not only paid over $2 a pound for butter. but he had beaten himself all around, He rushed to a lawyer to see what he could do, and the lawyer replied: “Bide your time and pass a counter- feit twenty off on him —fee §5.” cnt MR Wo A $ecapes from Edinburgh Castle. “If ‘sinne’ coul Edinburgh wo with *‘Memph in Thebes.’ prince centuries since have and Habylon and those times, when a Scolch J bated & man, he very commonly acted on the maxim, **if you want a thing well dope, do it your. seit,’ avd dirked his foe with his own hand. This was the custom of the Duke of Albany, brother of James 1il., who slew John of Scougal, and in other ways 80 conducted himself that, in 1542, he was consigned to prison in the Castle, hence Albany deemed that he was not likely to come forth alive, especially as us brother Mar had mysteriously vamshed—— so mysteriously, deed, thal even now the manner of Mar's fate is unknown. Albany's friends sent a small wail in the harbor of Leith, and a ham- per of wine easily found admission 0 Albany's rooms in the Uastie. The ham- been either i% old when Albany bad made his keepers drunk with the liquor, had ditked them, and thrown their mail-ciad bodies to gnil on the fire, he eseaped to the ship at Leith by md of the ropes. But the favorite like simpheity. The captive’s wife paid him a wisit, the pair exchanged clothes, and the prisoner walked out in the lady's petticoats! This old trick was played in the Usstle as often as the ‘confidence trick’ in the capitals of modern civiliza- tion. Apparently it pever massed fire, and we may conclude thal in every case the turnkeys were bribed. The only pns- oner of note who ever failed was the first Marquis of Argyll, in 1601. The Mar. chioness came to see him in a sedan chair; he assumed her dress and coit, and stepped into the sedan, But presently he lost heart and stepped out again, though what he was afraid of it is difficult to guess. He could only die once, his execution Was certain, and he might as well be shot pri vately, in the attempt 10 ran AWAY, #8 be decapitated publicly in the town where the great Montrose, bis enemy, was done to dea'h. When the Marquis's son, in his turn, was confined in the Castle, his ready brain conceived the novel ides of escaping, not in the dress of a iady, but in that of the lackey of his daughteran-law, tio let the lady's train drop mn the mud, whereon, with the wit and soolness of a daughter of the Lindsays, she switched the dripping silk in his face, crying, “Thon careless loon." Then the soldiers Inughed, and Argyll, for that time, got clean away.” ———— I WP————— Ix answer 0 this remark that she had ventured away from homie on a bad day, she said: “It does look nr rain, brought gossiper with me, and I ordered To to moet me at the Hengary's Bare Wines, A letter from Boston describing the tamous foreign wine shown at the ex- hibition, says: The wines here shown consist largely of varieties of the re- nowned Tokay, This commands a mgher price than any other wine in the world. I'hey show the vintages of last year and that of 8 hundred years ago, This last sells at the rate of twenty-five dollars & bottle, And this, it must be remem- bered, is not of the first quality, that being bought up for the unperial cellars, but only of the second or third The | highest grade 1s obtained with difdculty | even in Vieooa. | To what 18 due the peculiarity of this wondertully flne, sweet and aromalic | wine 18 wot known, It is the product of vineyards which embrace a country of twenty-five or thirty miles in extent, | and the roots are said to sirike into & stratum of volcanic origin. Perhaps it 18 thence the flery sweetness of the juice 18 drawn. Out of the strong comes forth sweetness; and so, where long ago flowed { the hot stream of lava, now grow Lhe ten- | der vines, | It was not ull the year 1650 that this wine attained its great celebrity. Then, | for the first Lume. the grapes being gath- tered in a half-dried state, the juice was found to have attained its perfect flavor, When the grapes are first gathered they are placed in a cask, the bottom of which 8 perforated. The juice which exudes from the mass without further pressure stitutes the Tokay essence. Ths | little of it is made mingled wilh o first pressure 2 juice thal makes the : wine, Thue in ailains such a value that it makes the drinking of it almost like drink- sir “hg HE Ho ous that a Way, being hen the { ordinery first of Certain seasons in additi ac BHOwWn m to this specialty of BRINDICE of ti Tok ay ] red Les, the other and while wines 1 together with the lighter and cheaper qual- mass of tha Bacharach on At Hockheim o At Wurz Grow the ur i , kinds of wine.” ATE 1 Lag three Hest kinds are shown stitute & Cis They are the Wit best wines ; themselves. £8, are same quality, and great is sad, And those three ’ Thin . Tne Rhine oO drier than more are disiin i rey aim 1K durability —ths due 10 Lhe pent paris rmentation perfect, yr after effervescence. and being f the oonsti wich renders the choer 1 Boe Johanns is related 1008 enliven & guest whom Llhey they prepare a little sar. in the great vaulted cellars, » the barrels are stored by the hund- ds, they have a lighted sperm candle put barrel. An llluminstion quite { worthy of the sitars of Bacchus, The Steinberg wines, such as are Ehown | here, come from the suction heid wnou- ally at those vineyards. Al that ume wines three and four years old are sold. The oid wines are not sold at suction, but have a tixed price that is astonishing: and there are still others which cannot be bought under any circumstances what- ever, and are only drank *‘three drops al & ume.” The vines in the Blelnberg mioe- yard grow and bear well for thirty years, at the end of which time they are cut down, and the ground allowed to rest for years, after which they arc newly planted, Mi escCh three TE ———— Fresh Hats. It is the delight of importers of finery to get hold of some thing entirely novel, keep it out of sight until a fashionable season has actually begun, end then suddenly and extensively display if, thus gaining a few weeks of monop ly before his domestic rivals can put duplicates into the market. There are several dealers in hats who originate styles of their own, usually in felt ma- terials, and are able, through an ao quired reputation for fashionable leader ship, to force them into popularity in nearly every instance, Having per- fected the desigus for the winter, they close the doors of their factories as tightly as the portals of a Masonic | lodge, and manufacture a full stock as securely as possible. Rivals send spies to discover the fresh shapes, and some- goods safe from compeition until they are shown to the publie for sale, Thus | ive, and very profitably so, for the which to gratify her whimsical fancy will gladly pay ten dollars for a plain felt hat, though intrinsically it may not be worth two, provided she is sure she will not meet its counterpart on every block of her walks abroad. But about the cork bonnets, The sheets are so thin that they can be usel like cloth, and the surface, which is left to ite natural color, has somewhat the appearance of leather, The bonnet and muff are trimmed in a correspond- ing style with fur, and the effect is odd. Bsns “Have you been to the bench show?” “Yes; was there last night” “Heo any nice dogs?” “No; there were no dogs there,” “Bat you said you had been to the bench show?” “Yes; but I saw no dogs.” * Well, where were you, anyhow “At a historical lecture,” “Wino is that poor old fellow totter. ing along, munclung a crust? He looks as if he had not had a square meal for a month,” “That is the owner of a well-known line of hacks,” “And who is that fat, jolly gentle- man with the beavy gold chain and pulging pocket-book along side of m “Oh! he is one of the men who drive the hacks,” Waex the stopper of a glass decanter is too t a cloth wet with hot water nook will cause the stopper may