The Scrap Book. Some men give aecording to their means, and some according to their meanness, Public gossip is sometimes ‘the best security for the fulfillment of engage- ments, Mauy a man who thinks himself a “ big gun,” is nothing but a great bore, and not a smooth one, either, Isn't it strange that we never hear of dynamite being used in Egypt, where there are more Nileists than anywhere else in the world ¥ Can a man marry his deceased wife's gister in any part of America ? Not un- less the sister is willing, and asa gener- al thing she isn't. She generally knows him too well. A burglar who has climbed up to a garret window on a ladder is arrested by a voice Shouting, “ Hallo, there, what do you want #” ‘* May I ask you for a glass of fresh water ?"’ A paper speaks of a yomng farmer who ** ran rapidly through his proper- ty. His property was an open field. He wore a red shirt and a bull was in the wake of the young farmer.” he proprietor of a tan-yard, adjacen) to a certain town in Virginia, conclud- ed to build a stand for the purpose of vending kis leather, buying raw hides and the like. Debating what sort of a sign it was best to put up for the pur- pose of attracting attention, at last a happy idea struck him. He bored an angur hole through the door-post, and stuck a calf’s tail imto it, with the bushy end flauntingiout. After awhile he noticed a graveslooking personage standing near the door, with his spec- tacles, gazing intently on the sign. And there he continued to stand, gaz- ing and gazing, until the curiosity of the proprietor was greatly excited in ¢urn. He stepped out and addressed the individual : **Good morning,” said he. * Good morning,” said the other without moving his eyes from the sign. “You want to buy leather ?’’ said the storekeeper. ‘*No."” ‘Are you farmer 7’! ‘** No.” ‘'' Are you a mer- chant?’ “No.” “Are you a law- ver 7’ “No.” * Are you a doctor?" “ No." “Who are you, then 2" “I'm a philosopher. 1've been standing here a auger-hole. 1 can’t make it out to Save my life.” ———— A W] ——— Agriculture, Many farmers of Western New York are going out of tobacco raising because of the uncertainties of the crop, the loss of fertility and depreciation of the land, and disappointments in sales. Even those farmers who have realized the highest prices and the quickest sales admit the effect of tobacco raising is to reduce profits ou general farming ; that its exhaustive tendency is a:e ious mat- ter to consider, and that in the long run it is destructive to more important in- Lerests, A horticulturist writing to the Ohio Farmer, “Nothing is more dis- tressing to a level headed borticulturist than to see tomato plants a foot or eighteen ifiches high and bare of branch- «8 to the top, swaying and whippin S4YS : the cold wind after transplanting. Where auch drawn-out plants must be used a small inclined trench should be dug and nearly the whole stem placed beneath the soil. No evil will result, but much good, from such planting, and a vigor- ous, stocky growth will follow.” The Germantown Telegraph says that “‘in seiecting old apple and pear trees for the purpose of grafting care should be exercised to take only those that re- tain their foliage late in the autumn. “They will insure the growing of the graft sufficiently long to firmly establish it and cause it to remain unaffected during the winter, In every instance that we have tried to raise fruit from grafts on old trees which shed their leaves early we have failed. They grow for a few vears, bear a few specimens, and then die.” The Arerican Cultivator says: *‘Did vou evér try planting peas in hills ? Sake a large hill, rich with well rotted compost or fertilizer ; then take a nail iceg, or something about that size, and press it into the ground so as to make @ deep circle upon the hill; sow your pees in that circle, and plant a large g#2 brush in the centre. You can grow a8 weany peas to the acre in this way as in drills. They are convenient for the pickers, and they have a neat and tasty f@ok iu the garden, which is rot a small item, especially when you are trying a Hew method.” Professor Beal, of the Michigan Agricultural College, reports an experi- ment where he planted an early, eight- rowed, vellow dent, and through it a single row of yellow flint. Before flow- ering tie tassels of the flint corn were all cut off, making impregnation by the dent on this row a necessity, There Was 10 trace on the éars of the flint of any crossing with the dent the first wear. The next year, however, the glint corn showed all gradations from warleties as being less affected with - crossing than others, and names the red est fixity of type. France receives annually from Eng- land bout $20,000,000 for butter and cheese. This is suggestive to the American farmer. Many of our farm- ers know how to and do make good buster, but there are many farmers who do sot know how to or at least do not make good, clean butter. If any one doubts this let him visit any city comw- mission house, and he will find butter of every conceivable color, form and smell, and will lose his appetite for butter for a week at least, A little piece of bad butter will ruin the taste of the best bread that the skillful miller and baker can make.— United States Miller, The quantity of food needed by stock varies even among animals of the same age and breed, and it necessarily varies to a greater extent among animals of different breeds. Upon this subject a farmer in England says it is sufficiently correct to reckon a sheep consuming twenty-eight pounds of green food, an ox or cow 150 pounds, a calf forty pounds and a yearling eighty pounds daily. At this rate an ox or cow con- sumes as much as five sheep, The latter will require 10,220 pounds, or nearly five tons apiece, the former 54,- 750 pounds, or nearly twenty-five tons of green food, for its yearly mainte- nance, It is often desirable to know which is the ndost profitable way to sell fowls— alive, dressed or both dressed and drawn. To find out weigh the fowl alive, then after it is dressed and again after being drawn, Record this weight in each case, and then a little figuring, with weight aud market prices as a basis, will soon tell the inquirer what he wants to know, Generally, we think it will be found that selling alive pays about as well as to dress, particularly if the owner's time is valuable and he is not an expert at picking. Those who buy and dress for market on a large scale are generally experts themselves at .this work or bave such '' artists’ in their employ.— National Farmer, We have often seen trees of the same variety of apple or cherry, which year after year differed in shades of flavor or times of ripening. Professor Beal says: “I have two lots of Red Canada, one grown on Northern Spy stock and the other Early Harvest, the latter rot first and are less brilliant in color,” Many instances have occur red where the stock has shown some influence, but in none has there been an entire change in the variety. on Apples on and nothing else, A Red Canada is never changed to an Early Harvest, And yet there is no doubt that the mo- dification a sort, ascribed to the stock, is often the result of a difference in soil, or other external cause. We have seen so much change produced in a pear by cultivation, after growing under neglect, that a common observer would not recognize the identity.” For more than thirty years we have had to do more or less with the rearing of calves. Our experience has taught that scour ih of us calves arises from many causes. Change of food, unsuit- able food, cold, wet, bad litter, ete. We have tried many medicine, For several years we proved that from thirty to sixty according to age of calf) of chlorodyne, in a little water, given early, at once stops the complaint; a second dose was very rarely necessary. Latterly, we have weaned the calves gradually from their mother’s milk and refieeel them on skimmed milk, since which time we have had little or no scotr. One calf had scour by its moth. er8side, three or four days old, we put it on another cow and saved the calf, We could not perceive anything amiss with the mother or her milk, but it did nde suit her calf, — Farm and Home, Taner Graves, —If you want large grapes, break off all the suckers at once, which are shooting out from the lower part of the vine, They will not be found much on old vines, but will be seen on young stock. If allowed to remain they will exhaust the energy necessary to the growth of the grape, Break off all the new canes that do not'bear grapes, and pinch off the ends of the bearing canes ; say within two leaves of the last bunch of grapes or blossoms, there usually being three bunches of grapes on a bearing cane, and the last or top branch is about one fdot or more from the main branch, ep all the growth back to the above nauce scour. 5 4 § SOTLS OF dr ns fid the bunches increase in size, eecrimsmaageni——— 2 colored womdn, when reproved for undue expression of grief, said : “Now, look here, honny, when de good Lord sends us tribulations, don’t you pole he 'spects us to tribulate I MIO. SAIN ~It is said the Vanderbilts will make Bedford Springs the Saratoga of Penne sylvania, a immediate cause of Judge ack’s death Was pymmia, occasioned by the absorption of a virulent matter from the bladder, Humor, I'se gwine for ter live in Jerewsalom, Dem angels am awaitin’ for me to come; De Lawd am a pardon all my sins, I'm sllus on han’ when the ‘vival begins! Come along sister, come wid me, The best watermilion eber you see, Plenty long collards and hominee, I'm gwine home! De Lawd saves de sheeps; ©'se got dd wool, De debbil fer my soul gib mighty hard pull, But my Lawd was strongest, de rope go slack, An’ ole Massa Debbil went oberon his back ! Come along, brother, come wid me, De gates open wide fer you so free, De lame can walk, de blin' can see, I'm gwine home! Satan tried hit once my soul to #'pise, But I took my bible an’ hit him ‘tween the eyes. Says I, “ Old Satan, I reckon you are beat, For 1'se got dem golden slippers on my feet! Come along, chil’'en, come wid me, If you want dem golden streets to see, An’ hear dem angels singing free. I'm gwine home, “ Blood will tell ;* so be careful how you make confidants ef your relations. “Is Mrs. General Sherman 80 eXx- tremely homely that the general has to kiss every pretty girl he sees to get the ba . taste out of his mouth 2” No. * Clarence, of Sandusky,” we does not settle the Indian question by setting the redskins up in the ticket broking business, for, as you say, they ought to make successful scalpers. “My dear,” said Ratteler at the tea- table, looking up from evening paper, ‘this French-China trouble looks serious.’ *‘Yes," answered Mrs, Ratteler, ‘Bridget broke the handle off the sugar-bowl to-day, but 1 didn’t think you would notice it so soon." his A little girl, in coming home from a party, told her mother she was 8g less she was bigger, ' “ Mamma,”' said-a Manson street four-year-old maiden, ‘‘ do the geese lay gooseberries ¥*' ** Oh, no, my child, they grow on trees.” * Well, what are goose eggs, anyhow ?”' ‘They are the things, my dear, which the base ball players make when they don’t make anything." An Englishman shooting small game in Germany remarked to his host that there was a spice of danger in shooting in America. ‘* Ah,” sald the host, “ you like danger mit your spice ¥ Den last time I shoot mine brudder-in-law in de you go out shooting mit me. De sthomack." A well-known dry goods man adver. tised 1 “Something entirely in flannels at our house !" During the week following, several of his married lady customers have asked him if it is new is an unmarried man, die don't know how to answer. * Captain !"* shouted an Irish soldier in the Caucacus, ** I've caught a Tar- tar.” “Bring him in, then,” replied the captain. ** But, be jabers, he won't let me!” was the soldier's despairing ery. General Crook had better luck with the Apaches in Mexico, The savages even compelled him to bring them in, it appears, making their own terms, ' “Hullo, Charley | been 7’ Where have you “Just down to the apothe- cary’s for a bottle of medicine for my wife. What things these women are for dosing, aren't they ¥"' Charley's friend this view of the matter, and at Charley's suggestion the two step into the nearest for something to brace up their respective stomachs. — Boston Transcript. “Mr. Smith." said a Boston grocer the other day to an old farmer who had lofig been a customer of his, “I have received several complaints in regard to that last butter I bought of you.” “No!” “Indeed, it tasted very queer- ly to me. What could have ailed it ?” “Well, now, we had a new hired gal that week, and it might be possible that she didn’t get the proportions right.” “Propoctions ?”’ “That is, she got in too much grated carrot ; but you kin tell your customers that carrots are perfectly healthy, and awfully good for the liver, We allus select the best and wash ‘em through two waters,’ scsi in coincides aioon Fashions. mo— Sleeves for full dress are still exceed- ingly short and gloves very long. Skirts remain short enough in front to dis play the embroidered stocking as well as the sandal. Boots are seldom wom in the evening, and undressed kid is the which have painted designs on the toes and on the sides as well. A pretty foot looks prettier with a flat decoration on the slipper than with rosettes, buckles or any other trimming that interferes with the delicate contour of the foot. Armure silks, that were formerly worn only by old ladies, are in fashion for youthful costumes, especially for bluek dresses, They are a small erape- like figure, and are made vj) in con junction with the real China crape-not the crepe de cheme which is manufaects ured in Paris, A wide armure flounce ble on the skirt. The overdress of Canton crape is a Watteau pelisse with Barcelona lace, and jet trimming. The bonnet 1s of jet and lace, with a white aigrette ; the parasol is black, with white lining, and the Suede gloves are eeru or slate blue, A becoming wrapper is of blue Eoli- enne and pink surah merveilleux. The fronts close in the neck and open over a There are no gores to this garment, The back consists of small side pieces and two very narrow pieces down the centre, making a princess back, and so cut as to leave sufficient fullness for a large puffing on the upper part of the skirt. . The gath- ered pocket under the left hip is sure rounded by lace. Long narrow ribben loops fall from under the puflings in the back, They are finished at the waist with a plaited ruffle, surmounted by a small drapery. In the neck i8 4 full ruching. The Suede gloves are worn in very light colors, Silk gloves come in all buttoned and losse wristed, Puffed wrists, with lace inserting, are new, and much liked from their novelty, Silk and linen wears better than all lengths, not keeping the color so well ; still we think the fingers peep through the fine ger-ends of even these before there is much change in color. Silk gauntle, gloves are among the novelties for rid- ing and driving. It is no longer the tume ; neither are black gloves worn in full dress as formerly, Girls wear silk mitts in color usually like the trimming on the hat: they wear undress kids for school, Half-gloves and mitts are found the preference Greek embroidery is quite modern work, and is much used for small mats banner screens and other decorative articles, It is a description of applique, and consists in arranging upon a flat foundation pleces of colored cloth or silk in arabesque designs, and attaching these to the material with chain, ber ring-bone, and other embroidery stitch- es, and these stitches are also repeated upon the plain foundation. A handsome result is obtained by drawing out the design upon dark Turkey-red the larger ones in paler blue, Laid upon the Turkey-red foundation they must be attached to the material by laying a silk cord rim on the edge of each, and catching it down with red silk, as in couching. Stars and various decorative designs can be worked in interstices of the pattern in tete de boeuf stitch or in raised embroidery. ———————— A Diamonds of Thought. Hard work will best uncertain for- tune mend. If you would create something, you must be something. —Godhe, Happiness is where it is found, and seldom where it is sought, line is the shortest in mathematios, — Maria A straight morals as in Edgeworth, Flowers are the sweetest things that God ever made and forgot to put a soul into, — Beecher, The mays of happiness, like those of light, are colorless when unbroken, Longfellow, He who loves to read, and knows how to reflect, has laid by a perpetual feast for his old age. A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools, “ One soweth, and another reapeth,’ is a verity that applies to evil as well as good. — George Elwt. Act and speak to your servants as you would wish others to do if you were a servant, — Dionysivs the Carthusian, I do not cali a healthy young man, cheerful in his mind and vigorous in his arms—I cannot eall such a man— poor, True friends visit us in prosperity only when invited, but in adversity they come without invitation,—Theo- phrastus, Children are travelers newly arrived in a strange country ; we should there- fore make conscience not to mislead them, — Locke. Great trees, as fig-trees, make shade for others, and stand themselves in the glowing heat of the sun. They bear fruits for others, not for themselves. These truth-speaking women are friends in solitude, are fathers in mat- ters of duty, they are mothers to those who are in distress, they are a repose to the traveler in the wilderness, ; The law of the harvest is to reap more than you sow, Sow an act and you reap a habit ; sow a habit, and you reap a character ; sow a character, and you reap a destiny. George D. Board. man, Like a blind spinner in the sun I trend : I know that all § o threads will run dng wil bring its task; And, ind. no more I ask. uxt, in Demorest, $ ——— Tue following directions are given for removing finger-marks from and re- storing luster to highly polished but { much-defaced furniture, Wash off the finger-marks with a cloth, or—better—a chamois skin, wet with cold water, then rub the surface with sweet oil mixed with half its quantity of turpentine, A liberal rubbing of this mixture will prove effective, MAHOGANY, walnut, and some other woods may be polished by the use of the following mixture ; Dissolve by heat 80 much beeswax in spirits of turpentine about the thickness of honey. This may be applied to furniture or to work piece of clean cloth, and as much as possible should be rubbed off by using a clean flannel or other eloth, Tre suvuser of species of silk-pro- ducing insects large, probably more than two hundred, very is very few of kind : on the contrary, that portion of the caterpiliar family which unite their silken have not only defied the ingenuity of their support by foraging upon fruit. bearing and trees. The spidér family, notwithstanding many attempts to reel their bea atiful threads, still monopolize their products for pur- poses of ornamental locomotion and snares for un- lucky insects, | Prax COURT PLASTER that will not stick and remains flexible : Soak isin. glass in a little warm water for twenty- four hours, then evaporate nearly all the water by gentle heat, Dissolve the residue in a little proof spirits of wine and strain the whole through a piece of open linen. The strained mass should be a stiff jelly when cool. Stitch piece of silk or sarcenet on a wooden Melt the jelly and apply it to the silk thinly and evenly A second couting must be applied when the first hasdried, When both are dry, apply over the whole surface two or three coatings of balsam of Peru, This a frame with tacks or thread. with a badger hair brush. plaster remains quite pliable and never | breaks, LaxsEep Mean, — It cently observed by a French scientist that linseed meal from which the oil has been eliminated in such a way as not to effect the other principles present retains all the therapeutic properties of the ordinary meal. With equal weight, it contains more mucilage, starch, al- buminoid substances, ete. To prepare a poultice of suitable unctuousness and consistency, twenty-five per cent, less of the oilless meal is required than of the ordinary meal. The poultices pre- pared with the oilless meal are less heavy and remain longer warm than the others. The prepared meal, more- over, does not become rancid. After many experiments in eliminating the oil, sulphide of carbon has been found the most suitable agent. To TraxsrER PRINTS TO STEEL OR Grass. —To transfer prints to polished steel or to glass, make a varnish as fol- iows-—-Gum four mastic, one part; Venice turpentine, Sandarae, one ounce ; alcohol, fifteen parts, or any smaller quantity in proportion. Digest in a bottle, with frequent shaking. Moisten the print slightly upon the back by laying a wet cloth upon it | then varnish the steel plate or glass with a thin, even coat ; lay the print with the face next to the varnish, commencing on one side, 50 as not to enclose alr-bub- bles, pressing it down close with the fingers if the print is small, or a soft roller if the print is large. Be careful that all parts of the print are in contact with the vamish., Lay aside to dry. After it is dry, wet the back with water, and cautiously rub’off the paper with the fingers ; rub lightly towards the last with plenty of water, and the surface of the varnish will come up smooth with the ink of the print rolidly em- bedded. Then a thin coat of mastic varnish will give it a finish, IMPERFECTLY BAKED BRICKS, — It is often observed that bricks imperfect- ly baked become friable at the surface, and in time are reduced to powder. This phenomenon has been attributed to the action of moisture, alternations of heat and cold, ete. ; but recent obser- vations make it probable that these merely favor the action of the real cause —viz., the development of microscopic organisms, M. Parize observed some swellings on the plaster coat of a brick partition ; be pierced one of these, and a very fine red powder came out, result- ing from pulverization of the brick. Examined with a magnifylag power of {about three hundred diameters, this powder showed an immense number of diatoms and silicious alge belonging of the bricks. of an inch in thickness of plaster seems surprising : yet M. Parize found the same fewer of them «at & depth of about one inch in the OI 0.5 undeeayed brick. Allthe deteriorated bricks showed the same organisms, These facts seeth to have important bearings on the durability of build- ings methods of disinfection of hospi- tals, ete, —————————— AA Floriculture. The green covering or so-called moss whieh accumulates on plant pots is al- ways injurious to the plant. **A bright pot makes a healthy plant,” is the gar- dener’s rule. This green covering is an alga, a plant closely related to the sea weed, It acts much in the same way as glazing would ac. in stopping the pores of the pot and allowing no circulation of air. It should be serub- be i off as often as it appears with sand | and water. In setting plants make the ground mellow and rich with manure for a con- siderable space around where the roots are placed, so they may have a chance to reach out. The roots should have ample room; do not cramp them, When the earth Is well drawn up around the plant, place your feet care. ! fully on each side of it, and ““firm’’ the { earth down solidly, This will greatly increase the chance of its living, as it | prevents the soil frem drying down to | the roots. Begonias in summer should have a cool, shaded situation. The best plan we have ¢Ver seen adopted was a small lattice house, made entirely out of laths placed half an inch apart, sides and top alike ; benches were arranged on either side, the same as in an ordinary green- house ; upon these the plants were placed, and all the interstices filled with sphagnum. There the plants thrived wost luxuriantly ; we have never seen greec-house plants in summer look bet- ter, if as well. Not only was this the congenial home of the begonia, but all kinds of ferns, coleus and many other plants grown expressly for exhibition purposes were here to be seen in the | best possible condition. This was the work of an amateur, and when his plants were placed besides those of the professional florist, the latter was com- pletely used up, Care should be taken 10 see that plants in pots are given good drainage, This is best secured by putting a lot of | broken bricks or pieces of Lroken i in the bottom of the flower-pot, i pots These | pieces should be as large as a hazel-nut | or even larger. Over these pieces some drie 1 moss, sphagnum or peat should be placed, or even a handful of dried grass, if nothing better can be had. This will prevent the earth from falling among the fragments and will insure complete drainage. It is supposed, of course, that the regular flower-pots are used with a hole at the bottom for the escape of the water. If a box or other vessel be used a hole should be made in the bottom, Persons who have never tried the above method will be surprised with the difference it will make in their plants, The earth in the pots should be kept moist, but not wet, soggy, nor cold. ; Much care should be exercised in watering house plants. Most housewives follow the practice of soaking the soil once a day or less, and then letting it dry out until it becomes hard. This stiff, bard and unyielding character of the soil tn pots is not usually conducive The earth of vegetable mold, such as can be ob- tained under the leaves in an old forest or in many neglected fence rows. For most plants a third or a half of the soil may be mold, which must be well mixed with the heavier earth. Then give good drainage by employing unglazed pots with holes in the bottom, and by placing a handful of broken bricks or crockery in the bottom, and over it lay sphagnum or other moss or peat. Do not water heavily. The soil should not be cold and soggy. Apply water frequently, but avoid soaking. The leaves of the plant should also be frequently sprayed, Sepecially if evaporation goes on rapid- y. Probably Untrue. Two ladies tete-a-tele : “That Mrs, Brown is just as mean as she can be! Why, would you believe it, she told me, right to my face, that 1 dressed too young for a woman of my years! The idea I’ “Shedid ? Well, if she'd talked to me that way I believe I'd told her just what I thought of her.” “Oh! no, dear ; that would be rude.” “Possibly.” “But 1 did better, I told Mrs. Smith