Scraps. What Saved Him. A young wife had just settled in her new home, All seemed fair and prowis- ing, for she did not know her husband was a drunkard, But one night he came home at a very late hour, and much the worse for liquor. When he staggered into the jhouse his wife, who was very much shocked, told him he was sick and must lie down at once; and in a moment or two he was comfort- nuble on the sofa in a drunken sleep. iis face was a reddish purple, and altogether he was pitiable-looking ob- ject, The doctor was sent for im haste, and mustard applied to the patient's feet and hands. When the doctor came and felt his pulse and examined him, and found that he was only drunk, he said : *‘He will be all right in the morn- ing.” But the wife insisted that he was very sick, and that severe remedies must be used. “You must shave hishead and apply blisters,’ she urged, ‘‘or I will send for some one who will,” The husband's head was according- ly shaved close, and blisters were ap- plied. The patient lay all night in a drunken sleep, and notwithstanding the blisters eating into his flesh, it was not until near morning that he began to beat about disturbed by pain. About daylight he woke up to the most uncomfortable consciousness of blistered agonies, “What does this mean ?’’ he said, putting his hands to his bandaged head. “Lie still ; you mustn’t stir,’ wife ; ““you have been sick.” “I am not sick.” “0, yes you are ; you have the brain fever. We have worked with you all night.” “I should think you had,’ groaned the poor victim. ‘“What’s the matter with my feet,” “They are blistered." “Well, I am better now: the blisters—do,” ously. He was in a most uncomfortable state—his head covered with sores, and his hands and feet still worse, “Dear,”’ he said, groaning, “If I should ever get sick in this way again, don’t be alarmed and send for a doctor, and above all, don’t blister me again.” “0, indeed I will! All that saved you were the blisters. And if you have another such spell I shall be more frightened than ever ; for the tendency, I am sure, is to apoplexy, and frem the next attack you are likely to die, unless there are the severest measures used.” He made no further defense. Suffice is fo say that he never had another attack. The editor wrote that “he was a member of an old family of musicians,” and when it appeared in the paper it read “a member of an old family of nuisances.”” One assertion was just as true as the other ; but the editor nearly swore, The Washington Capital remarks: “Some of our slow subscribers, who may not find our paper in their mail, can understand that its absence is due to their unremitting kindness,’ Josh Billings has found one thing that money cannot buy, and that is the wag of a dog’s tail. It is an honest ex- pression of opinion on the part of the dog. A drunken man at Fort Worth, Texas, entered the circus and patted the big lion on the head. The arm he has left will do to turn a hand-organ. “What is so rare as a day in June ?” Well, now and then a day in April is decidedly under-done, and some of the March days are raw, Next we shall have a coat tail flirta- tion code. Having the tails covered with mud will mean, ““I don’t like her father.” The girl with the empty pocketbook is the one that looks into jewelry windows most, A Gama Estate. The private estate of the Duke of Saxe-Coburg, which will pass to the Duke of Edinburgh, affords some of the best shooting in Burope, for the sport in the Duke’s Thuringian forests is nowhere surpassed in Germany. Every species of game bred is to be found there ; but the wild boar are the great feature, and the Thiergarten in which theses animals are preserved is as large a8 an ordinary deer-park, and is enclosed by a strong and high stockade, the whole being left entirely wild. There are numerous dens among the brush- wood, which the boars have themselves coustrueted, and there are feeding- places, to which the keepers go twice a day to scatter food. The animals are summoned by the blowing of a horn, but they are so regular in their habits that they are usually to be found in the neighborhood of the pens at the ap- pointed time, There are about a dozen wild-boar preserves in various parts of he Duchy. * said his take off he pleaded pite- Horticultural. Cultivating Tuberoses. Tuberose bulbs, in order to preserve their germs, which will perish in a low temperature if accompanied with mois- ture, need to be kept dry and warm. The temperature should not fall below 65, and near 70 is better. A drawer ina warm room is a good place to keep them in the best condition, Take the old bulb and remove each small one separatl- ly. Sometimes the young bulbs need another season's growth to be strong enough to bloom, A bulb never blooms but once. A good plan in this climate would be to start the bulbs about the first of February, in four-inch pots, or tin cans will do, as they are not to be set inthe window. Set them on a high shelf back or near the kitchen stove, or other warm place, and water just enough to keep them from drying out. When the leaf bulbs begin to start, give a little more water; turn at the side of the pot, never on the bulb, When the season becomes warm, trans- plant to the open ground-—being care- ful to disturb them as little as possible in transplanting. I have treated bulbs in this way that gave me blossoms on the Fourth of July, and during the season thirty-three blossoms on the stem. How to Keep Cut Flowers. A reporter found his way into a florist’s yesterday afternoon, and feasted his eyes and nose on the beautiful buds that lay in bouquets there, ** How long will this clove pink last ?"’ he inquired, * Oh, with care, a week or ten days. A solid rosebud will last about the same time. There's agood deal in knowing haw to keep flowers fresh.” ** Do you use any preparations ? Any salt in the water, ammonia, or the like 27 ““ Not at all, That's all nonsense, All that is necessary to keep flowers fresh is to keep them moist and cool, If people, instead of dipping flowers in water, would simply wrap them up in a wet news- paper, they would find that they would keep far fresher over night. JA wet towel or napkin would be two heavy and crush the blooms too much, and, besides, it would allow the moisture to evapor- atetooeasily. Seethat box of buds? They were packed in Boston on Monday in wet paper, and you might say they are fresher now than when they cameoff the bush.’ * Why do you send clear to Boston for rose buds ? Haven't you got the same kind of roses here ?" “Exactly the same Kind, won't grow so nicely here, Boston bud, for example, beside a native bud. ly the same variety, both being Bon Silenes. But the stem of the Boston bud is far longer and stouter than that of the native bud. The colors are far more brilliant and the bud is more dur- able. When the stem is long and thick we don’t have to use so much wire to strenghten it, and that makes it much more convenient," “What advantage has Boston over Cleveland in the raising of roses ?”’ “It’s the climate, It is true that it isn’t so warm there as here, and it hasn't been extremely sultry here this winter, But temperature in a green-house is easily enough regulated, as well as the quantity of moisture in the air, and the soil is made just so rich with all garde- ners, 1t can’t be because they are any more skillful in raising flowers there than we are here, for I know of garden- ers who have come here from the East and expected to do the same things they did there, and failed completely, Even in New York the florist sell ten Boston buds to one of their own growth, and it's just so all over the cuntry. You know the more culture there is bestow- ed upon a rose the more double it be- comes—that is the more of these sta- mens turn into petals. Well I suppose that as Boston is credited with possessing an atmosphere of ‘culcha,’ that has something to do with it,” or but they Take this and put i They are of exact- A A Scientific and Useful, The largest aerolite in the world is in the British museum. It weighs nearly two tons. The largest one in the Smithsonian, at Washington, weighs less than a ton, Hickory, dogwood and persimmon, which, a short time ago, were aimost worthless in North Carolina, is now in demand at five dollars a cord, for saw- ing into blocks for the purpose of man- ufacturing them into power-loom shut- ties, : The Journal de Pharmacie says that a mucilage composed as follows will unite wood, porcelain or glass: ounces of gum arbic in strong solu tion, 20 grains of solution of alumina dissolved in two-thirds of an ounce of water, An English experimentalist finds that for every pound of mineral matter assimilated by a plant an average of 2000 pounds of water is absorbed. As the French observatory of Mont Sourit was found that in rich soil 727 sounds of water passed through the roots of wheat plants for every pound of grain produced, while in a very poor soil 2693 pounds passed through the roots for each pound of grain, THE PULSE OF ANIMALS. —In horses the pulse at rest beats forty times, in an ox from fifty to fifty-five, and pigs about seventy to eighty beats per minute, It may be felt wherever a Inrge artery crosses a bone, for instance. It is generally examined in the horse on the cord which crosses over the bone of the lower jaw in front of its curv- ed position, or in thebony ridge above the eye, and in cattle over the middle of the first rib, and in sheep by placing the hand on the left side, where the beating of the heart may be felt, Any material viriation of the pulse from the figures given above may be considered a sign of disease, If rapid, hard and full, it isan indication of high fever or inflamma- tion ; if rapid, small and weak, low fever, loss of blood or weakness, If slow, the probabilities point to brain disease, and if irregular to heart troubles, This is one of the principal and sure tests of an animal, One of the most ingenious adaptations of electricity, recently introduced, is that by which machinery, when in mo- tion, may be instantly stopped-—as in the case of an engine, A wire rope, coiled around the stem of the throttle valve of the engine, carries a weight which is held in place by a rest, and the whole arrangement is such that the passing of an electric current along a wire releases this and causes the weight to fall, The tension thus thrown upon the wire ropes acts upon the throttle valve, cuts off the supply of steam and consequently stops the Buttons, with wire connections, are placed in diffepest parts of the works, and on pressing any one of these the passage of an electric current aets as above mentioned. In every factory these electric buttons can be placed in every room, or several of them in a large room, as may required, Should any one happen to be caught by the machinery, the simple pressing of a button in the most distant part of the factory will quickly stop the whole machinery, machinery, be s— - Gas for Nothing at a Profit. Seieutific prophets have foretold that a day will come when the “residual products” resulting from distilling coal will valuable as to reduce the price of gas to a mere nothing. That good time has not arrived, it must be confessed, but if we may believe the con- fident assertions of a gentleman at Chester there already in existence an appliance which goes a long way to- ward fulfilling these predictions, He claims to know a peculiar description of oven for making coke, which, without the help of a high chimney, enables those who use it to drive steam engines with- out any expense for fuel. Every ton of coal consumed in the oven yields coke worth seven shillings and tar and am- monia worth 4 shillings, in addition to 14,000 feet of gas, If, therefore, the first two products are sold, the price—11 shil- lings—more than pays for the slack coal from which they were derived, as well as for labor, wear and interest on the capital sunk in the plant. The manu- facturer consequently gets 14,000 feet of gas for nothing from every ton of coal subjected to the process, and this he can use instead of fuel to generate steam. It is certainly a bold claim to put forward, but it may, perhaps, be justified by the present prices of coke, ammonia and tar. If, however, these ovens come into general use, the market value of such prodiects will assuredly fall heavily in proportion to the immense enhancement of supply, amd in that case the prices fetched would not cover the cost of materials and labor, be so is It Took. n——-—— A Bowery dealer in clothing got hold of a chap the other day who had a knowing look in his eyes, and who strongly objected to paying $7 for acoat which he had tried on, **Vhell, I doan say dotit is worth seven dollar,’’ replied the dealer. *“Then why do you ask it #” “Vhell, my eyes haf got so poor dot anypody can pass badt money on me now, If I sold dot goat for seven dollar I should expeet to git one doilar in gounterfeit money and two dollars in silver dot vhas plugged oop.” “I guess 1’H take it,” said the stranger, after a pause, and he scraped the bottom of his pockets and hinted his wallet over for bills. “Dot is right, youpg man, and I know you wouldn’t sheat au ole man mit sore eyes,” The coat was bundled up, and the stranger, disappeared in a lively manner, The dealer turned to the cash on the counter, carefully ex- amined each piece, aud there was a heavenly smile on his countenance as he ‘chuckled out: “Only 90 cents of badt money, und some of dot blenty savings bank 1" For The Young. The Two Ponles. Mattie and Charles were brother and sister, Their father was a well-to-do farmer and they were Lis only children, They loved and were interested in every creature on the farm, but best of all they ved the horses. When littie, nothing delighted them so much as to be mounted upon Dubin’s back and ride up and down the lanes, As they grew older they ventured more, and by the time they were twelve years old no one wus better trained in the use of horses than they, Mattie especially delighted in this amusement, and from a child up told all her sorrows and troubles to these trusted and faithful friends. She and her brother often asked their father to give them each a pony. Their father would laugh and say, ‘Tut, tut, chil dren ; wait until you know how to man- age a horse before you want one, Be- sides all that I have is yours,” Still they each wanted one for their “‘very own,” as Mattie expressed it. One morning when Charles was fifteen and Mattie fourteen, their father called them to come out to the barn, There in the stalls stood twe of the most benu- tiful ponies you ever saw, one as white milk and the other as black as coal, “01! father,” “what beauties | “Yes, they are,” raid Mr, ‘“as this is Mattie’s birthday, would like a pony. and as vours is coming so soon, I know it would add to pleasure if I should give you yours I think you are both as a they both exclaimed, Dunn ; I thought she her at the same time, able to take care may Soowflake and Jet lead you always in pleasant paths. Here j and let me see you gallop off. Two more happy mortals you never saw, Charles did not say much, but father knew he felt as deeply as Mattie, who hugged first her father and then her pony. ‘‘There, there, that is enough; jump on now,” said their father, while something glistened eyes, and in another instant they down the lane and soon sight, Such a ride they had, and this was the beginning of many delightful Mattie would have lived upon ! if it had been possible : hill or ditches were no obstacles in her path for Snowflake carried her safely over them without fear. The neighbors used to say to Mr. Dunn : “Mattie will kill herself yet, if get rid of Snowflake, Why, in crossing thie field, she never even took down the bars but went overthem. 1 expected to see her dashed to pieces, but before | could say a word she was out of sight.” Mattie told all her secrets to her pet, and, as when a little child, understood her, and, seemed to, In the course of a few years the dear father died, andthings did not go on as prosperously as before, They were in want of many things, and the winter was coming on, One thing after an- other, even Jet had to to be sold. Mut- tie would jog along through the wonds and tell her sorrows to Snowflake, ing comforted in the belief that she symn- pathized with her, But there came a day : a very sad day, when Charles said to her: “Mattie, Snowflake must be sold.” “Sell Snowflake! She had never thought of such a thing as that. Must it be?” Yes, there was no help for it. It was selfish in her to refuse it, 80 with aching heart she took her last ide. Charles led her away, and the purchase money bought many a comfort for them and their dear mother, who was now growing feeble. Mattie was comforted in the thought that her sor- row brought blessings to others, al- though she could never see a white horse or think of Snowflake even without ex- periencing a chokeing sensation and having her eyes dimmed with tears, Reading Sound. of a horse now, and Hump on now, his iN Hs wee out of journeys, wrseback 8, stone walls BOW, vou don’t to-day, declared she indeed, Snowflake feel Reading sounds by sight has been highly successful, and has long ago been introduced with the best results into this country. The idea has occurred to a foreign teacher of the dumb to photo- graph the movements of the lips when articulating the different sounds which go to make up ordinary speech. It will easily be imagined that the model chosen for the pictures must be some one whose lips will give expressive action. But once potographed, the pie- tures can be multiplied by the thousand, and can be used as alphabets for our af- flicted fellows all the world over, It is suid that the pictures are so well adapted to their purpose, that anyone can sed at a glance what sound is indicated by each lip-movement portrayed. Stukje tens oan approciate wolhig but according to its money value. Money with them is everything. Poisoned food, if it has money in it, is preferred to wholesome food. Money is good and necessary in its proper place, but there is that which money eannot buy, and compared with it is worse than ‘dress, Truth and uprightness are above price. t buy them. It matters not. ch money a man may have, if hes not true and upright, he is not worthy of respect, Agricultural. — Market Chicks. There is always a ready sale for early chicks, the prices this season for those intended as broilers (weighing about one pound) ranging from forty to eighty ; bint sizes wre only in de- mand 10 We early part of Lhe season, those weighing about two pounds each being more desirable during the summer, Aboiit the 1st of May is the period for broilers, or during “asparagus time,” farmers express it; but all times fowls bring good prices, There are several points to be observed in raising fowls, the profit being more or less according to the method of breed- upon the kind of is one of the purposes, Coit such # Lhe at Much depends The Brahma have for general asthat breed grows to a large size, lays but while it possesses is unfitted for when ing. fowl used, best we well, and is bardy, many good qualities, it producing broilers, as itis “leggy” dues not readily fatten until it is nearly matured, A cross of the Leghorn on the Brahma of the best that can be wade if early puls lets are to be kept for laying in the fall, as such combines the quick growth of the with the vigor and bardiness of the Brahma, and though a proper weight very youu, and i one a Cross Leghorn size, tittle the broilers so produced, littl slower in reaching the are fine-boned, plump and attractive in appearance, possessing rich, yellow skin and legs, Iu crossing Leghorn with the large breeds uniformity of color can be ghoin cocks Bi thorn cocks with light secured by wating brown La othin or dark ahma Brahma Cochin hens, {(} breeds there is nothing the most saleable months, fmt ean compare with Plymouth tocks for producing the age of and younger ones us broilers are Beis and active, ple bi int Rock chicks up to the three f Xt @le lent, very hey Liatdy, good it grow fast and Ameri Ne the Ply- hardiness, TARErs make a {he { Wyandotte) ump Carcass, An rivals in all qualities except and have yellow stage of Plymout th | le Ks al every legs of growth while the a 4 Le yellow | to | % they | losely bred. turning ol 1H ds ark, only a new Tock pull le is are afterward, The tion that are at the pre tiem is bing reed S11 Lime tno «¢ I'he Langshan, a new breed, is as fine in plumage, size, laying qualities flesh as one but, having dark legs, many buvers obiect to them. The ot time honored prejudice, and { would wish ; jection, however, is owing toa for the Lang- shan and Houdan (a dark-legged fowl) are superior for the table to nearly all the yvellow-legged breads. A cross of the g with the breeds gives a fowl with fuller breast and finer bape, which should be encouraged, as the sinaller the amount the better For market chicks, the broilers should come from the ane larg ge of offal the quality, there. fore, Leghoru-Bralima cross, the larger from the Plymouth Rocks, Wyandoties, Houdas and Langshans, while the adults should be produced from Brah- mas or Cochins crossed with the Ply- mouth Rock or Houdan., The best capons are a cross of the colored Dor- king and dark Brahma, and the largest fowls are usually a cross of the Houdan and Brahma the first season, and the produce mated with Plymouth Rocks the season. Black Spanish, Hamburgs and Polish, though excellent layers, are inferior as market chicks. | If success breeders should | be careful in selecting the breeds most suitable, as it is more important thas any other feature in the manage- ment, sizes second is desired Farm Hints. Texas will net $13,500,000 from the increase to her sheep farms this spring. A young man in Otsego county, gained £125,000 on the rise in hops within the last year. The wild duchess, of Geneva, a royal shorthorn, was recently sold at Chicago for $21,000, Prof. Armold admits that brewers’ grain will stimulate a large flow of milk, but says there.is no butter in them, A sheep pasture in Dimmitt and Webb countiss, Tex., contains 300,000 acres and feeds 300,000 sheep, it is believed to be the largest in the world. A successful ochardist says that if he were to live over again he would trim histrees higher, and pasture his orchards with sheep, in place of ploughing or mulching. A Florida man has grown a radish that was over 2 feet long, 18 inches in dinmeter, and weighed fifteen pounds also a collard that measured 4 {eet 8 inches across the top, The Kentucky Importing company sold thirty-six shorthorns of recent im- portation at an aggregate of $14,005. The highest price for a single animal was $1000, Hoeing, and the frequent stirring of the surface of the soil, are important in and | dry weather, Those parts of the garden that are most frequently cultivated show the best results, Squashes a and all kinds of vires iow > culture ; bugs, with a good sprinkling of insect powder, Early potatoes lmply early planting. No matter what variety is used, early planting must precede early crops. And cultivation must be timely to secure best results, As letween ‘evel culture and hillings the advantages can be determined by tral. On laud too moist for potatoes ridge planting will supply partial eorrection of the fault, but thorough drainage will be a better way, In any case, early planting is essential is ant early erop is desired, GERARIUMS, - better adapted for bedding purposes in our hot, dry summers, than the gera- nium, It flowers profusely during the heat and drouth of summer, when most bedding plauts suffer or are dried up, They are admirably adapted for bloom- ing, and for baskets show is wanted they are withou The newer double varieties are oguaily as fine for bedding as the single, with the additional value of the flower lasting two or thaee times as long when cut: this maker ihe for boii. quets or cut flowers, No class of plants are OF Yass . Well a wm very desirable CONSTITUTION OF ALI Alluvial soils are made posed vegetable substances, the sediment and from neighboring hills, rivers and streams are alluvial soils and make a rank growth, but { on such soils VIAL DOILS, decor up of river down loys of materials washed The val hie trees grown are not so hardy the Ciay A in various or so fruitful as with more sand, vegetable mould. are trees grow n soils OF rave, alia eas Le be md loamy soil may ways, 1 ma a mixt clayey soil. It is neitherso light as sandy nor so tenacious as the clay soil. As a rule its composition and texture a ire of equal parts of sandy re such lie usual pur- 80 which Tac iY for fruit trees. Loamy soils vg sand forms a large ingredient in are called sandy loams : when well mixed with gravel, grave Ly loams, and when lime abounds they are their composition known as calcareous loams, — ol A cms. How Animals Play. Small birds chase each other about play. in but perhaps the conduct of the crane and the trumpeter is most extraor- dinary, The latter stands on one leg. hops around in the most eccentric ner, and throws somersaults, Americans call it the mad bird, on ac- count of these singularities. Water birds, such as ducks and geese, after each other, and clear the surface of the water with outstreched neck and flapping wings, fhan- The dive throwing abundant or trial of strength. their horns together and pushing for the mastery. All animals pretending vio- lence in their play stop short of exercis- the dog takes the greatest per- caution not te injure by his bite ;: and the ourang-outang, in wrestling with his keeper, pretends to throw him, and makes feints of biting him. Some animals carry out in their prey. for instance, leap after every small and moving object, even to the leaves strewed by the autumn wind. They crouch and steal forward ready for a spring. the body quivering and tail vibrating with emotion ; nd on the moving leaf, and again spring for- ward to another. Benger saw voung cougars and jaguars playing with round substances, like kittens, Birds of the magpie Kind are the analogues of mon- keys, full of mischief, play and mimicry. There is a story of a tame magpie that was seen busily employed in a garden gathering pebbles with much solemnity and a studied air, burving them in a hole made to receive a post. After dropping each stone it cried “Cur-ack” triumphantly, and sat off for another. On examining the spot, a poor toad was found in the hole, which the magpie was stoning for his amuse ment by twist- they bou Wo Long Finger-Nails. According to the writer of an article on “Extraordinary Finger-nails,” in the Worldosf Wonders, it is the custom of the Chinese, Siamese and Annamese to allow the nails on all their fingers, except the forefinger, to grow to a great length, and among the former they sometimes attain the incredible length of from sixteen to eighteen inches, Among the Siamese so distinctive a mark of nobility are long nails esteemed | that the bells and beaux wear silver cases, either to protect their nails or else to make people believe they are there, whereas in reality they are not. As regards the little finger, the writer tells us that “ambassadors and visitors of distinction from Asiatic States to European, are often observed to permit the excessive growth of the pail of the little finger, and this is also a common occurrnece with many of the people of India and other parts of Asia.”