The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, June 07, 1883, Image 9
Valuable Advice. Hints FOR BusiNkss Mex.—Be polite to everybody. Give prompt at- tention to all customers. Do not dis- agree or dispute with customers. Give marked attention in taking orders. See that orders are executed and goods de- livered promptly. Never dissappoint or delay, if possible to avoid it. At- tend strictly to "Dusingss; no useless debate or trifling, Time is precious; | do not waste it. Never allow social converse to interfere with immediate attention to customers. Keep stock in order. Make memorandum of goods or stock wanted. Charge first and make invoice from the charge. Loan nothing without the consent of the owner. Make collections promptly. Keep fully insured. A Courteous MANNER.—Brusque people underrate the importance of a pleasant manner, Look beneath the surface, they say, tothe roots of char- acter; pay no attention to outward ap- pearance, to voice or gesture, or manners; they may be all deceptive, and they must be all superficial ; it is what is said or done, and how it is said or done, that is alone deserving of no- tice. On the other hand, there are some to whom manner is everything, Each new acquaintance has to through the ordeal of criticism. polished, courteous, graceful, fied? Then they are him without further question; he bears the stamp of their order. Is he rough, awkward or shy ? Then they care not to examine the kernel that may be hidden under so unattractive shell, Both these are imperfect and mistaken, though each contains enough of truth to make it plausible. To de- preciate or ignore fine manners is es- sentially absurd. Their charm is resistible. even to those who fancy themselves proof against them. Yet it is not so much in themselves or for their own sake that they delight us as in the promise of something better and deeper, They are signs or symbols of character, feelings, affections, thoughts; and it is to this that they owe their value and their charms. tone pass Is he digni- ready to receive a views ly Orthoepy. [hose of our readers who honor us with a perusal of these short chapters on mispronunciations, have observed that we essay to give only in common tse which are most fre- quently mispronounced among average citizens. Bade--bid, Badinage- age. Bantam- Our list to-day comprises : not bide. bitd -ip-iizh, not 1 : Ad spelled, ban -tam, no as ban -ty. Bellows bel! The plural is the Besom—bé -zum, 18. not bel'-loz. salne. not bé'-sum. be-troth Betroth—be<troth’, not ng Blacking, not blackeni Blouse—hlouz, Bologna—bi- Bona fhide--b fide, not blowss. 3 » 3 } ¥ lon -va, not Do=-io ~na., § ot bon -a- wt 0-8], I Bouquet--boo-Ka boo ki, Ka. | Note — The MISPronun word more often than any other betrays | an affectation rather than a knowledge o French. ] Or not Bourgeois—meaning type. pronounced biir-jois’ ; when it means a ~itizen it should be Brand-new—as spelled, not bran-new. jreeches—briteh’-ez, Britz -el, not pritz-el, Brougham-—broom, not brid -am. Burst, not bust. Bursted, not busted. Bursting, not busting. We have given a few foreign words, put only such as have become anglicized and a part of the language. The Man Who Buys his wife's Things. is ¢ orrectly boor-zhwaw not brié'.chis, $ § The happiest homes are. those where the husband interferes never at all in the household management, but turns aver to the wife the money for the house, and leaves the rest for her. 1 can appreciate the man who goes (0 market if he does nobgoout for economy to get butter a cent or two less a pound, or cheaper cuts of beef—but be- cause he wants the best there is to be had. Men are more skillful, more gen- serous marketers, than women, They are free with money when delicacies are offered ; they will havethe first of the season of everything, cost what it may, And the market people seldom try to pull the wool over their eyes, as they sometimes do with women, and palm off | upon them second rate articles at first- rate prices, Men are not to be humbug- : hen the stomdeh is in question, i Satmtseting is not a magt’ The wife should control 8 should everything which housekeeping. If, however, there is i Working Dogs. ‘1 once heard a gentleman say tha during a long stay in Holland he never sw a single dog idle that was old énough and big-enough to do any work. All sorts cof ‘barrows and carts are buiit on purpose: for: them, and they gallop along ab a great pace, They are used to.carry the fish, wood, vegetables, and anything else which { sold, and you think the poor dogs might reasonably expect to go home with an empty cart behind them, the master jumps in and rides back in state, Hh this * iB not the worst part-of the ~ fof a’ certatn’ amofmt of Work never hurts any animal, any more than it -dbes boys an girls ; but jt makes us sade to. know tha, as a rule, the poor dogs are niiserably Ted, and are often driven-till théy'drop down fromexhaus- tio. Stil they are wonderfully. patient and persevering, and will lick their master’s hands gratefully if he treats them kindly. In -Kamts¢hdtka. the dogs are’ the only animals that can be used to draw sledges. They are strong and active, and tun over the snow at a wonderful pace. A courier ance drove two hun- dred and seventy tiles in less than four days in a sledge drawn by dogs. There até generally five to each sledge, and are harnessed four with ene for a leader. But in spite of all the work they do, they are badly treated ill-fed : they bate the work they have to do, aud give a melancholy howl when they are first harnessed. In New- foundland the dogs are used for all sorts of hard work, but they are treated very kindly, and are so gentle and good that ther will actually draw a load of frogs the forest to the seaside, wait for the cart to be unloaded and then go back get ib filled, entirely alone, they abreast, wood a He had Traveled Before. A lot of Boston tourists were travel- ing in a sleeping car, also 4 Nevada traveler. In the morning, the porter went round to collect his assess- boot-blaeking, there was a great commotion among the Boston tourists, Some paid hima fiv nickel, and those who had no nickels when ments on e-cent All Ne clothes, while the ordinary the vada man, sat reading his When the porter rea hed “Did “ Yes, never had my my boots, sir?" sah." “You did a splendid job | lacked Here 8 well before on this $2." When the the looked up astonished, SO porter Boston peopis and presently it Mad was out key Enoch Strother In and smoking -ros was aboard of a few min he Nevada man the by chance! in the en does my sleeping tic * Your up, if von wants] to rid tine was boss, its sah. right, a drink out Reno, all traveler gave the darkey of a black bottle. and for the porter nine 8ecd mds health, Eeonomy is the road to wealt as drank the traveler's Six dollars saved, bh. dn Oullings. The man who waxes strong every day the shoemaker, It is no earthly use for 'a pickpocket to plead that he did it in a fit of ab straction. The Shah of Persia stable government, dred horses, believes in He has four hun- a “ There goes one of our first settlers,’ as the cook said when she dropped an egg in the coffee pot, The young man looking for five dol- lars wants to be let a loan. After he gets it he wants to be let alone and not dunned for it. ““ Yes." said the landlord, to his block of new houses, all full, ‘cept the one at the end ; last. but not leased.” Prejudices get into the mind as easi- ly as rats and mice get into traps ; and once in the mind, like rats and mice in traps, they seldom get out, One of the most notable country seats is mentioned by Lady Dufferin in her ballad commencing. “I'm sitting on the stile Mary | py “3% 1 hear the expression that the * fire has gone out.” And it is said that in some of our largest placed you can actually see the fire escape. A Western colporteur was once con- versing with an Illinois man on his re- ligious duties. Said he: ‘Do you at- tend church regularly #"' * Oh, no; I never go to church, but 1 allers make it a p'int to attend all the funecals, . They pointing * they're Near my*house there is a rocky pro- montory jutting out some way into the sen with a coral reef round its base ; at high water there is some three feet over this reef, and fish of all kinds come on it feeding. From the summit of this promontory—which is about seventy feet high—-there is a capital view of the reef, and as the clear water hides it no more than though it were covered by a sheet of plate glass, the fish and their movements are plainly visible. From this elevated spot, armed with a Martini- Henry rifle, it does not good shot to put 4 bullet over a fish in the water below, It is wonderful what destruction the conclusion of the bullet with the water causes among a shoal of small fish: I have killed ninety-eight with one shot, The bullet only actually touched one or two ; the rest were com- pletely stunned, and several had their eves forced out. These ninety-eight fish weighed twenty, pounds, Mullet, that come past in great numbers, and keep on the surface, afford excellent shots, and are my most numerous tims. Sharks and other large fish, sides turtle, 1 killed, but unless they are near the surface, that they get the full force of the bullet, it is use- less firing at them, having an excellent trieves the dead fish require a very most vic be- have NO I am fortunate in retriever. who re very well, though he runs from voung sharks, some danger at times MUnging rays toa har- atl ETrow that I boat great size out here, and one pooned towed me in a small a high speed. A curious kind of worm, of the thi piece of ordinary string, rises apparent. about ‘Kness 8iX inches long, and of a ly from out of the coral reefstwice every They are called balolo, their first appearance in October, Year, and make which lailal Balolo the quantity numbers month the natives call * or * little pear in only balolo,”” as Worms ap- They about a small appear again in vast November 25, and give that month name of * Balole leyu” ‘ great balolo.”” The natives ¢an tell almost to the day when these worms will appear, and, by keeping men on the for a white and red which pears on the walter before balolo rise, rarely miss them, They pear about low water, covering the with a writhing, he tide rises they the or lox yk at scum ap- ust the Aap 80 As num wriggling drift in and are DIAKs, great ward, baled up by the They very small hand-nets, excellent eating, but rich. I'he Fijians devour huge quantities and in mind the Fkua gona ni balolo, me balolo pro- na kua if you don't it will be a long Ea sara.’ which means, eat be time FPunrniture. Funeral The following story ld be if the wot facts had 1 s this week the Aurille a Paris Tribunal of eine. an alx ordered of isterer named up a suit of bed-room furniture for 2500 francs, delighted with morming his the back eternals’ The effect his bargain, 1 while dressing, read on ots “Hegre marble of the toilet table, in the led to further investigation of the furni- ture. The marble top of a chest of drawers was lifted, and on the under side M. and Mme. Aurille read ‘Bon bon All speculation M. Distruit had pere, epoux.’’ was then at an end, gone to a cemetery for his marble slabs. M. Aurille declared that he would bave no such sepulchral memo- rials in his house and asked the trades- man to take back the furniture. The latter having declined the architeet refused to pay the bill, The Court held that the marble was not less marble because it had once been put to funera uses. and ordered M. Aurille to pay the account. —-— A Captive Ostrich Laying Eggs. The question as to whet her ostriches will breed in this State seems settled by what has occurred at Woodward's Gardens within the last few days. One of the female birds at that resort has commenced laying eggs, and bids fair to continue in the work for some time, The first was laid on Tuesday, and the second yesterday. One of then weighs 34 pounds, is 4} inches in lateral di- ameter, and 7 inches in length. The ostrich lays every alternate day until she has ninety eggs collected. Those who have examined into o08- trich farming are so confident of its suc cess, that a corporation has been formed for that purpose, with a capital stock of $30,000, all of it taken, called the Cali- Scraps. A melancholy reflection-—The top of a bold head in a looking glass, LAY up something for a rainy day, if it is nothing more than the rheuma- tism. A professor peared in sLone. of petrifaction has ap- Paris, He has an ‘art of WHAT isan artist to do when he is out He should draw on his im- agination, AN unhappy marriage is like an elec tric machine—it makes one dance, but you can’t let go, THERE'S no time like the present, gleefully remarked the boy who had re- ceived a gift of a watch, CHixA and Japan buy our dried apples freely. Thus does American industry help to swell the population of the Orient. Tury had quarrelled, and waiting for him to begin the length he said, ‘Jet’ yourself,’ said she, still | she was peace ; A “Shut it and she is adore,” He did, waiting. AX indifferent ple “Have moving speech 77° sader asked Catullus, I not succeeded in making a very “Certainly,” said he “for most of yous of court.” audience walked out ALL human are human ow Men hol- things are hollow, things..ergo : It is contemptible to be hollow they possible, men are Cg stuff themselves as full as the and msider it Curie FasmiosanrLe ladies correct lect None of gathe I thing to © 18 ancient yet undertaken to combs, Y us, let him his tobacco combs, them have in the Cata- man is a creature of habit, Once habit begging never buy another contract the of and he'll onnce, He, delight to make who loves to see others happy, will them so, SQUANDERED opportunities are twice lost, A French Paris, dog, gifts the of to eat pet finishing exclaimed, . how ke would have during driven by famine lady, siege her she as Was “Poor thing enjoyed picking these bones,’ It is related as a singular men fact that fat crime. It seem so singular when you reflect never commit doesn’t that it is difficult for a fat thing low. man to stoop to any hu of ice Auburn pris Three ndred and tons will be stored for next Ah! Ne fifty cooling ing on summer, says a State paper. a iv a jail is The Washi: sre? inent And Origin of The Calender. The calendivwm, calendar ting ths, which, inthe la word * is derived from £1 dend ie commence- ments of mon guage of ancient Rome, where called dies + dar. or which “calling out, “ealo,”* It This EADPPEATATICS alens Simply r calender ; 4. ¢., days on from took the at the the custom among those people who, as for instance the Turks, reckon time from recurring phases of the moon. This was loudly proclaimed from the roofs of public buildings by appointed priests or seers, who were required to seek for the in the evening sky either two days after new moon, or four or five days after the last appearance of its light in the morning sky ; this, then, was established as the beginning of the month. the single days being reckoned by counting backward or forward from the night, or from the intermediate day of full moon. The method of reckon ing time from the revolutions and phas- es of light of the moon has been long practiced in those countries in which the constant clearness of the heavens énables people to determine with consi derable accuracy the first appearance of the moonlight, the so-called “new light," and, again, among those whose limited intercourse with other nations afforded no comparison of fixed standards. In countries, however, where continued clearness of the sky was not afforded, or where the necessity was urgently felt *should OoUCcur, all, the “ealling out” of and upon after new moon, present day remains wholly moon's crescent dates, the seers at length desired that they be permitted to ealenlate upon the basis of the past determinations of the duration of the regular months, the recurrence of the phases of the moon for a certain time in advance, Social Life. Hints to Visitors, Try, without being too familiar, to make yourself so much like one of the family that no one shall feel you to be inthe way, and at the same time observant of those Kindnesses which what the world manners, Hegulate your rising and retizing by the customs the house, Do not keep your sitting up later than usual, be roaming about the two before breakfast are very sure be small courtesies and altogether make up agrees to good of of friends call hours aud do not hour or unless presence in the Write place A keeping a house an time that your parlor will not be in large in your visitor you unwelcome, letters, mind, in a prominent “Be Punctual,” has excuse for whole family waiting, and it donable negligence not to be table, Here to HANNers, any manifestation will noticed Dao not be likes before that little unfavorable no Is aupar- prompt al ig 1 1 t is 4 piace tesl good and breeding here of ill. re- to be and membered, too ready express vour or dislikes for the It is well things which to you various dishes yOu. fo remember some seem of very imporsance nay make an upon others, in impression dif- day consequent i of The heard discussing 1 “ ference in training. other two young ladies were a gentleman who had a great many pleasant + ‘he eal qualities, Yes,” said one is pie no but does Take recalled handsome with his knife that Kind is very he Care $ bona d that when people speaking of you your friends mmvited vou to wom them in an exeursion. vour pleasure and readiness togo, and do not act as though you were instead of a favor NO visi who do not conferring FeCEIvVing one, LOIS are 80 Weari- some as those meet hall proposals that are made for their If games are proposed, will pleasure. do not say that 3} you rather look and do let foolish you should 1 not play, or “would on,” but join with rest, Never lest he the best Can, a feeling of pride, good ar prevent 8 wt make pearance as the others, your noe try ig. Jute Culture in the South, The people of India persist and the in grow- ing cotton. people of the South would do well to retaliate by beginning eonid do to tn +} to 1] to produce jute, This thes general for he manufacture of sacks ountry ; the otber articles 18 there is tion of t in the al effect on its price, 13 10 Ppro- that the produ 118 toagl and important tbre South would have Its use v an mater pouna i aCe at sandy or alluvial soil onditions there is its production in this cot cwinned Yes TY wed i Yin product o acre inn ule ! i ae Is in ey The market bring as much as t LWo acres in cotton, vating ess than the laber that cott There are many reasons why our planters should diversid fy their agriculture with jute, known why they should All the evidence favors the culti vation of this staple, which is in demand fully as widely and imperatively as ecot- toh itself in the Southern States, and Georgia should do her share in starting the promising work, — Atlanta Kr, he product of and the labor of eulti- jute is much i on demands. and not one not. reason > Rays of Mirth. A man writes to an editor for four dollars ‘because he is so terribly short,” and gets in reply the heartless response : “Do as I do; stand up a chair.”’ There are three classes of men who tell the truth-—one from foree of habit, the second for a change, and lastly, editors, who tell the truth because they don’t know how to lie, “Ia it law you're talking about ¥ Look, now, when IT wae a saudger 1 shot twenty men for the Queen, and she gave me a pinshun ; but if 1 was only to shoot one stray fellow for myself, bedad, 1d be tried for murther. There's law for yez.m on “Your future husband seems very he has been stipulating for all sorts of things,” said a mother to her daughter, who was aboul getting mars ried. “Never mind, mamma.” said who was already “these are his She was asked whit she t} ght of “ A tmosph ere at the Table. It is impossible to estimate properly the immense influence which is exerted upon a household by the atmosphere of the family table, If it is true that one does not come out of a room the same person he went in, the mind ever after retaining the hpress of what affected it there, what great results must achieved from the meeting three thmes a day in the meals, from the converea- tion indulged in, and the sentiments ex- pressed there, A neal, well-ordered table is in itself a lesson to the children, I have noticed that a almost invari be sensitive child better manners when dressed in his best, and have seen with surprise the effect produced upon a certain small boy of my acquaintance by ably has handsomely dressed 10 ladies who are To the inviting table, where there should always be som ething attractive, however simple the meal fren will come pre- properly. It is really e, and when philosophically is a matter of great import- all work done before, and after the and to allow be discussed of brooding exhausting our- over it in our minds, idiously avoided. polite him, chile pared to behave worth whil may be, most considered, ance to lay aside as far as possible thoughts of hard to be done meal, no vexatious questions 10 The habit work, and at the time, over oul selves by going all one to he st There ¥ 3 % nothing that takes from one’s energy more than this, and it is 4 a frequent se of Insanity Call that agreeable Everybody knows food digests It pleasant remark that ild pass as it gave The poor child who and is sent his dinner half eaten, the whole afternoon with an undigested lump of food in his stomach, iter when in company. was something more than a which made a friend he eould not have his wife and ch the summer away from him, grief # this = iif as s table, away from it with and who suffers is to be pitied, and it isa wise plan to explain children that in this way be punished for bad conduct at the table, It follows, then, to the they will that pleasant sur- prises in the way of preparing favorite dishes, that good taste and much pains- taking appoint- ments the table and dining-room mere ministering istence, and (sood in arranging all the of rise above a to the the behavior and cheer- fulness ought to accompany each meal as naturally and un The distributes nervous animal ex affect fine issues of life, as bread wappy laughter whict force, and calls allowing AYering and butter the blood from the brain, the sio- should be heard NO ane mach to get share a more frequently at our tables, one onld feel at liberty to say word ot Kk thoughtful, withhold HL sod ind and any a suff fact “ah » wt would & rH oi i ese consideration than Ex. mo veliad aren feCeive Insanity In Criminals. I'he opponents of capital punishment in France just been furnished with a new weapon. The last time that the guillotine was set up in the Pls Roquette ti have ace de la criminal upon whom it a youth named who murdered a little girl circumstances of appalling atroci- {y about two years since. His conduct was 80 abominable that even a Paris jury could not discover any extenuating circumstance for him, although it was admitted that his intelligence was of thelowest order. When, however, he was dissected at the Ecole Pratique 4d’ Ana- tomie certain cerebral lesions were brought to light and those who wage war against the guillotine declare that he was not responsible for his actions, This view has been greatly strengthened within the last few days by the fact that the convict’'s mother has become a lunatic, It appears, moreover, that her sister is also insane and that her father committed suicide. These revelations have given a new impetus in France to the endless controversy respecting mental unsoundnress in relation to criminal impulse, ie was emploved was Menesclon, under i A Square Box. A bushel box orerate of cranberries according to the Jersey law, must meas. ure inside Rix12x22 inches: a peck, Rix6x11 inches. Barrels {inside meas. ure) must have a depth of 268 inches ; diameter of head, 16} inches; diameter of bilge, 18] inches. The Massachu- setts law requires the cranberry barrel to hold 100 quarts, dry measure, which is nearly equivalent to the New Jersey standard. The Cape Cod boxes are from five to ten per cent. smaller than the New Jersey crates. An effort is ming to secure legislation fn New and therewith the regular succession of the months, and to publicly record the number and the method of counting the days of the single months, Thus, inplace of the public proclamation from the house-tops of the observed appear- one of lier neighbors of name of Jones, | and with a knowing look replied : “Why: 1 don't like to say anything about my neighbo, but as to Mr. Jones, some I think, and then again I don't a”, but after all, I rather guess, he'll dence of Dr. C. J. Sketchley, formerly | ances, the calendar now came into use, | turn out to be a good deal such uf Cagaiovs, $5 ue expusiouced ueich containing calculations of the ealling asort of a man as I take him | farmer, —San Francisco Chronicle, ays, "Science Monthly, be.” bi gv w # % $d 8 4 & York fixing the standard measure for coanberries in accordance with the New Jersey law. This is necessary be- eause some - unprincipled dealers are be jest as solemn, and thar isn’t no ker. anything to be said in favor of the man ing | lections.” ‘who dag thie Tarkeitng, it is tmpossible 10 find excuses for the man who who does all the family shopping and. relegates his wil so poniion ue hots eh is ini fl it bioPre fornia Ostrich Farming Company. A tract of 640 acres has has also been secured on the old Ael Stearn’s Ranch, near Anaheim, in Los Angeles county, which will be under the superinten- wlinicasions ale a An Indianapolis man broke two ribs while making a boss blow on a lung or allan yt What a blessing OT Si 1 on #