—_— — Home Economies. BrASED TUurkey.—Truss the tur- key as for boiling ; stuff it with either sausage meat, forcemeat, potato or chestnut stuffing. Line the bottom of a braising pan with slices of bacon ; lay the turkey on these, and place more slices of bacon on the top of it. Putin two earrots and two onions cut in slices, clove of garlic, whele pepper and salt to taste ; moisten with some stock. Lay a on the lid and braise with a moderate fire (under and above) for about four hours : then serve with gravy strained and freed from excess of fat. EayprTiAN Kanons,— Cut the lean of a neck or loin of mutton into dice about one inch square or larger. Have some onions or tomatoes chopped to- gether, and rub on these pieces, allow- ing them to stand in the mixture two stand them up in front of the fire or in the oven, and turn as the meat becomes brown, basting with the tomato juice, and sprinkling with flour. Pour the tomato juice and the gravy around the kabobs when served. Make a broth of the scraps and bones that are left in preparing the kabobs, OYSTER FRITTERS. — Fifty small oys- ters, two eggs, one pint of flour, one heaping teaspoonful of salt, one table- spoonful of salad oil, enough water with the oyster liquor to make a scant half pint. Drain and chop the oysters, add the water and salt to the liquor. part of this on the flour, and when smooth add the remainder. oil and eggs, first well beaten. Stir the oysters into the batter. Drop small spoonfulls of this into boiling fat, and fry until brown. Drain and serve hot. — — Pictures of Privation. Hardships Endured by the Nail- makers of England. About 24,000 people are engaged in the ‘Black Country’ part of Great Britain in making nailsand rivets. It would not be so much a matter for surprise, even | for the lowness of wages that they earn, | are engaged in this industry of | the worst paid in any part of the, coun- try. But it happens-——and arises the social degradation of traffic——that there are at least 16,000 fe- | males engaged day after day in the oec- | cupation. not all mature | women either; daughters work by the | side of their mothers—daughters in their tender years, ought to either at home, if they any | home, or in bed, instead of working | their weary arms in shaping, in the still | small hours of the morning, molten iron | into the form of nails for the benefit of | what are called the ““foggers.”” Here | is a picture of what may be seen any | night in this district—except, perhaps, | Saturday night. In the middle of shed which adjoins a squalid-looking | one 80 here | the | They are who. i be | have a | mother, sons and daughters—daughters, workers, The gayety of youth, its ducted 1s 3d. for carriage to convey the nails to the ‘ gaffers,”’ as they are | termed in the district; then there Is | allowance to be made for fuel and the | repairing of the machinery, which re- | duces the £1 to about 16s. 9d. for three people—for three people who have com- menced to work every morning at half- past 7 or 8 o'clock, and who have worked | on through all the weary day, with no substantial food, until late at night. Who is it that reaps the benefit of all this terribly hard work ? Certainly not the laborers ; for it is a well-known fact that they rarely taste meat from one week’s end to the other. In the expres. i sive but simple language of one poor | workman, this is how they fare: “ When the bread comes hot from the bakehouse oven on Saturday we eat it | like ravening wolves.” The ** foggers” | or * Tommy shop’ men live lives of | contentment, profit and rest at the ex- | pense of the poor nail-workers, The * fogger *? is an intermediate agent be- tween the worker of nails and the buyer. Out of the bone and sinew of these poor people he makes a very fine living—and he does not work. He has a huckster’s shop attached to his dwel- ling ; he supplies, at the beginning of the week, the nail-workers with their | sixty-pound bundles of iron, and when | they return the bundles of iron in the marketable shape of nails—out of which he makes at least twenty per cent profit l. -if they do not buy his high-priced provisions, they get no more work from him. These are the men who, by cut- ting. down the workmen's wages to starvation point, are at the root of the - London Standard, lp i { { ¥ | evil, i Historical. Fire engines were invented by Ctesi- | bius 250 B. C. | The first recorded plague in all parts | of the world occurred 767 B. €. The | Cheltenham was discovered in 1718, celebrated mineral spring at February and January were added to Brittany, was conquered by Cesar 56 B, C. Armorica, which is now The practice of using a baldachin in into England in 1279, New Brunswick was taken from 1785. Conchology was first reduced to a sys- tem in 1675 by John Daniel, Mayor of Kiel, Optic 1538 by cian nerves were discoversd about N. Varole. a Bolognese physi- andl surgeon. The German flute was known to the ancients, but has been much impreved by the French in modern times, The line of the house of Capet ended with Charles IV. in 1328, and the throne passed to the house of Valois, It was in 153 that Cosmo dei Medici, who had been banished, was recalled to Florence and made chief of the Medici The Parsees lived in Persia until 638, {| when the Arabs annihilated their mon- archy, and some submitted and the rest fled to India. crushed out of them, bleak and wretched building, through finds its way-—there is a “‘hearth,’”’ fed by ‘‘gledes’ or breezes. Probably there is a girl or woman blowing at the bel- the nails are made become molten. Or to take an actual case s witnessed The lion and unicorn became the sup- porters of the English royal arms in 1603 at the accession of James, The unicorn was the Scottish supporter. The Eugubine Tables were discovered | by Gubbio in 1444, at ancient Eugu- | binum. They are seven brazen tablets with inscriptions relating to sacrifices ; { four are in Umbrian, two in Latin and i one in a mixture of the two dialects, a mother and several children, mother was a woman probably girl, with a sweet was certainly not flaxen-haired winsome face- than twelve years of age, of the hearth there was what cally called the “Oliver” fixed the stamp of the particular pattern and size of the nail required to be made, The workmen and workwomen, by means of a wooden treadle—an indus. slot into which they are fixed. They firmness, so as to form the head of the nail. work with more vigor than the men. very often, indeed, they support their husbands and their fathers, who may have fallen into drunken habits; in other cases, this nailaoaking is the means of supplementing the husband's wages, But what do the nail-snakers earn a week ? may naturally be asked, The remuneration. they "receive is ineredibly small. It is no unusual thing on the contrary, it is rather the usual custom for a family of three or four persons, after working something like fourteen hours a day, to earn £1 in a week. But out of this money there has to be de- The order of the Knights of St, Catha- | rine was instituted in Palestine in 1063, An order of Russian ladies of the high- | est rank was founded by Peter the Great Lin 1714, in honor of the bravery of his They were to be of life { Empress Catharine, distinguished for purity and NENnNers, The works which extends across the penin- | sula of Schleswig, Holstein and Jutland | was, it was thought, constructed during | the stone age, “hyra rebuilt it | in 937, and was on this account given the surname of Dannabod or the pride of the Danes, Dannewirke or series of earth Queen Why He Was Absent. - i i § ¥ i - : { The Reverend Whangdoodle Baxter | recently met Jim Webster on Austin { avenue, i “What's de reason, James, dat | | doesn’t see yer at de church no moah ?'* asked Whangdoodle, ** Becase | wasn't dar, I reckon,” But why wasn't yer dar ?"’ “1 tell yon, parson, perzactly how | dat am. Eber since I stole dem turkeys 'puten your hen coop I has done lost all confidence in myself.” a Nearly 200,000 acres of Mississippi delta land has been bought by Gen. Gor. don of Georgia, It is the richest and perhaps the most unhealthy land in the world, Etiquette and Steel Forks. The writers of treatise on etiquette, however much’ they may differ upon many points of behavior, all agree in telling us that one should not eat with Now, this is a questioning age, when the caustic intellect of the rising generation bites into all assertions which our predecessors have accepted as axioms, and it may not be out of place to inquire if there is any good existing reason why man should not carry food to his mouth with a knife, The pre- judice against the use of the knife grew up when tHe guests at an Anglo-Saxon dinner-party brought their own knives with them to the feast and cut there- with their portions from the, common dishes. Now, it is obvious that it would be improper to eat with the knife which was to be put into the common dish, Our refined ancestors, therefore, con- veyed their portions to their mouths with their fingers, after having cut them out with their case-knives, Re- fined ladies then would have had reason for shrinking with disgust from a man who did not eat with his fingers, The well-known saying that * fingers were made before forks’ was once replied to | by a clever Beostoniyn by the assertion not. But when forks came in and supplanted fingers the reason for the prejudice against the use that his fingers were of the knife faded away, and our sensi- ble forerunners of the century, finding it impossible to their | small vegetables upon the two-pronged forks of the period, used their knives fearlessly, and in a few old families the last balance knives with their rounded edges and | broadened ends still exist, showing the | manner of a bygone age, as fossils show | the animal world of the period. But, within the last few silver forks have come into use, silurian Years, since | knives | are not allowed to approach the mouths, | and a host at a dinner would prefer that | neigh- | that | his guests should backbite their make than they should eat with their knives, It is | that that the mouth may be cut by the knife, is not | bors or puns, rather obvious the objection tenable ; one might as well assert that | the sharp points of the fork are likely to | put out the latter's eye. tis simply a | prejudice, which holds sway over human | minds and which people observe, just as | they retain two buttons over the coat- | them has | The prejudice deep-rooted that courts have taken judi- tail, long after the reason for ceasisi to exist, #0 in cial cognizance of it. Not long ago a | German traveler was eating a piece of Bologna us nz his knife, The train suddenly :top- | knife against his mouth, and the man’s cheek | sausage in & raliway train, ped, just as the edge of the was | was badly ent. The man sued the com- | pany for damages, but the claim was not sustained for the reason that it is | % not good manners to eat with a knife Boston. Advertise: iy - Old Saws Revived. As old as the hills—the valleys, A handsome handkerchief around the | neck of a swell young man does not al- ways denote a sore throat. The won't stubborn. and not always who has red acknowledge it, He may be color Blind. man be nose is Tomato red is the fashionable shade of hair. it, while others can Some people can’t bear Tin can. A child being asked what were the three great feasts of the Jews, promptly replied : ‘Breakfast. dinner and sup. per.” Counsel : “Why are you so very pre- | cise in your statement ? "Are you afraid | of telling an untruth *7 Witness promptly: ‘‘No, sir.” they the of these that slaps claim that (ne mediums up a spirit spectators, Virginia can call mouths of fine evenings that spirit is going to slap | the wrong man. ; “Who was the first man?’ asked a | teacher of a little girl. “*My papa was,’ she replied. “Oh, no: your papa was | not the first man by any means.’ “Well, he was the first one 1 ever saw, | anyhow. "’ An Irishman being little fuddled | was asked what was his religious belief, | “Is it belafe ve'd be asking me | about ?7° said he, widow Brady's, | lings for whisky, and she belaves 11 | never pay her, and that’s my belafe, | i my “It's the same as the | I owe her twelve shil- | too,” “A Troy man had his ear ripped olf | by & buzz-saw, An excited youmg doc. tor. who had been striving for several months for his first case, stuck it on backward, sewed it fast and it grew, And now that man looks like a erack trotter waiting to get the word, and he can hear haf way round the square in hoth directions, That fellow has a monstrous foot, the biggest 1 ever saw.’ ‘‘How large ?" asked the general. “Give us some idea of its size.’ “I don’t know that I can ; but I'll tell you what's a fact. Ilis foot was so big thate-well, you have heard the old story of the fellow who used the forks ef the road for a boot- jack? Yes; well, Nick tried it, and split the road so far that the geography of the neighborhood was changed. Sweetly sings a nineteenth century poet : “What will heal my bleeding heart ¥’ Lint, man, lint ; put on plenty of lint, Or hold a cold door key to the back of your neck, press a small roll of paper under the end of your lip, and hold up your left arm. This latter rem- edy is to be used only in case your heart bleeds at the nose, ——————————————————— A Mixture. Ladies are like watches—pretty enough to look at: sweet faces and delicate hands, but somewhat difficult to “‘regulate’’ after they are set a go- ing. Somebody put a fresh turnover in among those on the counter of a rail- way restaurant and the traveler who got hold of it was so astonished that he gasped four times, “Dear Mr. Jones,” said a learned woman, ‘you remind me of a barome- ter that is filled with nothing in the up per story.” ‘Divine Amelia Brown,” said he, **you occupy my upper story.” “Well William, what has become of Robert 77 “What, ‘asen’t you “No! Not defunet, ‘eard. gir I hope !”’ sir, and walked off with everything he 54 could lay his ‘ands on ! We willing to take a certain amount of stock in newspaper accounts are kansas paper tells us about a zephyr a bed-quilt sixty-one miles, he sheet we there, A complaint very colored man who entered against another for assault- don’t see. any marks.”” ‘Does ve s’pose he hit me the The case pr weeded, wid a piece of chalk !”' was indig- “I'm going to a masquerade ball this | ' gaid vo evening, and want an Appropriate dress. * he the ‘What milkman. vour business »'’ ‘Ah! Then put on a pair of pumps and go disguised is vou’ as a waterfall Miss Malvina i + with her } Rumley had jus u for a walk, little brother Johnny « ont a} when her alls to her fence © d from the “1 say, Malviny, on’t you bring that feller back here to | Mamma says there ain't | more’'n enough biscuit to go around as | tt it Is Herbert he American will be a more powerful man Spencer says coming than has heretofore existed. This must | that he will be more wealthy for the richest man is We have a not vague | that we are the “coming When Mrs, Fogg asked her master for a fur cloak, and he replied get lord and that, really, my dear, I cannot fur couldn't get the cloak, but was quite broken down by the heartless manner of a wan who could make a pun on a matter of im- portance, such transcendental A man of tact always manages to get out of a difficulty. The clerk of a parish, whose business was to read the “first lesson,'’ came across the chapter in David in which the names Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego occur twelve names he went pronounce these ‘the aforesaid gentlemen.’ The New Boy. He was a bran new office boy, young, with golden ringlets and blue eves, Just such a boy as one his little trandle-bed in the middle of The first day he glanced over the library in the editorial came acquainted with room, be everybody, in the evening as happy and cheery as a sunbeam. The next day he appeared, leaned out of the back window, ex- pectorated on a bald-headed printer's pate, tied the cat up by the tail in the hallway, had four fights with another boy, borrowed two dollars from an mother was dead, collected his two days’ pay from the cashier, hit the jani- tor with a broomstick. pawned a coa* belonging to a Ciember of the eartoral | staff, wrenched the knobs off the doors, | upset the ice-cooler, pied three galleys | of type, and mashed hig finger in the | fishin’, Yours Till Deth do Yank us.” Saved by Sally. Not long since a young man in Car- son got married and started for Califor- nia with his young wife. As he boarded and gave him the paternal blessing, “My son,” said the aged sire, shak- ing with emotion, ete., these words if you never see me again : not take your wife," The couple settled in Mariposo coun- ty, and last week the old man went down to visit them, He proposed a bear hunt, and they were fortunate enough to track a grizzly to his lair among some of the bowlders in the chaparral. As the two approached the bear roused up and sent forth a growl of defiance which shook the trees. “io in there and kill im.” said the old man, excitedly. ~ The son held back, further acquain- tance with the bear seeming in some respects undesirable, * Count me out,’’ he said. “* Have I crossed the seas and settled in America to raise a coward ?”’ shout- ed the father, brandishing the gun. “1 but recollect your advice when I left was the reply. “How can I forget your sage precepts. Didn’t you tell me never to go where I couldn't take my How mal look there with that bear 77° The old man clasped his dutiful son Carson,’ wife ¥ would to his bosom, and, as the bear issued forth, exclaimed : “Speaking of Sally home ; prolonged absence might let us hasten our cause her needless alarm.’ In reached the ranch, the old man a | had ittle and the distance was about four about fifteen minutes they ahead, miles, — Carson { Nev.) Appeal. ——— Street Arab’s Honor. “Sergeant,’’ said a diminutive speci- men of the street Arab, as he met the street about 10 o'clock last night, RAIL send an officer to guard to-night 77° “ean you property some The urchin’s clothes were tattered, h and he was soaked rain, but there was a manly air about 3 for that. The officer looked somewhat astonished at the request com- him all Yyguy {fr 1s wich a strange se ing from such a straage so kindly ‘What do » for, my boy?" Ou want an Lis ‘3 " x. n 3 1.4 Because,” answered the child, tears filled his eves, I was against a store window on anybody hear, so 1 started could to fin from stealing the things in the window. nd, Sergeant, I have thirty-five Iflg i ink they woul I made sel you that, don't you ti ling papers today. i 4 ! fr ad ¥ ssw) me go until 1 could make enough 1« glass 7 It is every cent I hav but I don’t “Keep your money, want to go to jail.” my boy,” officer. “I will see that the store is guard- ed and if you go and see the owner to morrow, I don’t believe he will take a cent from you. Anyhow, I can trust you,’ “1 will I will try to save all the money 1 can to pay him, if he wants it.’’ And drying his eves, he went on, probably to a cheer- less home, Thank you,” said the boy, be sure togo and see him, and i Missionari es Shooting Canni bals. A novelty in missionary work was the shooting of fifty cannibal heathens by the Rev, Mr. Brown and his associates, The crime of these cannibals, who were natives of New Britain, was that they had eaten several Mr. Brown. who was in charge of the mis- appears to be missionaries, SIONS, pluck. regenerate they would that if he y do would return and est the rest missionary force. He atl once organized a man ol cannibals a lesson + nes knowing i + . SOON Torged, omitted tu time that fifty or so had fallen, the resi capitulated, and expressed their sorrow for what had happened, promising to eat missionary more, of Mr. Brown's has given rise to much discussion in the missionary e¢ircles, The Western Board of Missions at Sydney, New South Wales, to which he is amenable, neither praised nor con- deraned him, but merely expressed re- gret that he should kave been placed in such circumstances as he was, It seems hard thats missionary should have to shoot the very heathen for whose con- vertion he labors, At this distance it is easy to blame him, as some of the pa- pers have already done, and very se- verely. But it is evident that the mora’ effect of Mr, Brown's victory must be salutary, and that the sorviv ing heathen will regard him and his efforts in their behalf with much greater respect than if he had quietly submitted to being roasted and having his bones picked. New Britain lies to the north- ward of Australia, and is gne of the least civilized of the islamds of the Pacific. no The Next European War. amn— An article on ** Btrategy *’ in the cur- | rent number of the Deutsche Rundaschau, by Baron Von der Goltz, contains some interesting speculations on the next i European war. The forces engaged in | such a war would, he says, be far greater even than those which were brought into the field in 1870, A singie army of five crops occupies eight English miles on the battlefield. But the entire force of a great European State now consists of four or five such armies; and the disasters consequent on the collision of two or more such States would naturally be in proportion to their strength—espe- cially as, thanks to the development of the feeling of the nationality, wars will in the future be fought not from policy but from national hostility. Armies will assume the character of great popular migrations, and will be numbered not by hundreds of thousands but by millions of armed men. This will diminish their mobility, Germany will not again find an open country with excellent roads, and, however excellent her commanders may be, she will not have the chance again of advancing into an enemy’s country with such rapidity and success. The characteris- tics of the wars of the future will slow advance, a constant | be a up of reserves, and defeat caused only by complete exhaustion ; flank attacks will be made by armies of, as in 1870, by brigades or divisions, and the district used as a battlefield will be en- tirely devastated. The feeling of na- tionality will also make it bringing instead much more difficult to end a war than formerly. Austria would not venture to take back Lombardy and Venice, even if her vie- torious tor Naples, and Germany would not have been able ix armies should penetrate i 1870 to annex Burgundy and Champagne, although they were at i her mercy. i A Provident Englishman. { An affable though somewhat desic- | cated American on bis way the | other day to the city of Boston. He had, with thrifty forethought of secured a lower berth, the was that LAL { his nation, and | was meditating upon wisdom of | gathering | 118 body behind the curtains TT risa | when he was accosted by an Eng The ff an ample presence and had the nan in a tweed suit. Englishman was air of me who had been pastured on mutton hops all his life. “You § tweed suit, will excuse me.’ said he of the “but am I right in suppos- | ing that you have the lower berth “You: bet other, vour life,” replied “My sister,” he of { tweed suit, “‘has the upper berth, which awkward, The with said t owner the 18 deneced you know. act 1s, 1k added the Englishman, frax urbanity, “it’s unpleasant fo a lower | berth. Now, might it 1 ask wou, sir, to favor of the upper berth and permitting my sis- | ter to take yours ¥"’ do me the extreme occupying The request was scarcely proffered | of a genuine Yank, hastened to assure his English acquaintance that nothing could give him more pleasure than to be of service to a lady. On the following morning the Ameri- can was astonished to see a pair of twead legs emerge from a lower berth opposite that which he had politely given up, and the next moment the adipose upper extremities of the Englishman. ‘Say,’ said the American, as an air of grave disgust began to creep over his physiognomy, “didn’t you ask me to give up my lower berth to your sister ?*° “Certainly, my dear fellow,” replied addressed, “hope yon “And you bad a lower berth #° “Of course.’ “And then you got me to give up mine to your sister, sir *"° “Why, my dear fellow,”’ said the Englishman, in his tarn, “vou didn't own sister, did you ¥'- Thronto News The Man of Uniform Ways. The Emperor William's uniforms comprise one of each of the regiments of the guards and of the body regiments, one each oi Baden, Bavaria, Saxony, Waurtemberg, four Russian uniforms, and one each of his Austrian regiments of the line and hussars, The civilian suits are elegant and chiefly dark, al though a light pair of trousers is now now and then tolerated. The regular head covering is the high silk hat. The hunting suits are rurely renewed, on the principle, probably, that the older the better. Perhaps the most remark- able piece is the emperor's lwownish gay havelock, which he wears in the spring and fall in his drives, and with which, though twenty-five years old, he is pot willing to part with, All his unt- forms and suits were made by a member of the same family, whose predecessors presented the young Prince William with his first uniform. Numerous as the contents of his wardrobe are, and have been, it has never held a dressing gown,