-_ Smith's Experiment, Im “Smith,” said a well known Chi- ©ago merchant to his cashier, ‘you are going to the devil,” HR re? “Now, there's no use denying it. I ee it in your face. You were drunk 1ast night and night before last, and you are bracing up on whisky to- day. It won’t do, sir, it won’t do. You can’t stand it, and if you could— why I can’t.” “Well, sir,” replied Smith, *I ad- mit I have been going it a little too strong lately. —"’ “A little! Well I should think you had a little, Look here, Bmith ; you're a good cashier and an honest one, I believe, and I don’t want to lose you. Now, tell me, why do you drink 2” “1 am sorry to say, sir, that it seems #0 be a genuine love for liquor. I am aiways thirsty for liguor.” “That's bad, very bad, but not in. curable. I was oneof the boys myself once, and I got over it. You try my plan, and I think it will work with you.” “What is your plan, sir?” “I’l1 tell you. When I was a sales- man, about fifteen years ago, 1 got te running around nights and drinking and carousing until I began to look just as you do now. My employer came to me one day and remonstrated. “This thing has got to stop,” said he. ‘You must eitner let somebody else do your drinking for you, or have somebody else do your work.” That gave me an idea, and I acted upon it. Stepping into the nearest saloon, I in- yited all hands up to drink. They responded with alacrity. I picked out the toughest customer in the lot and asked him what he did for a living. *‘Nothing,” he replied. ‘How much will you charge a week to do my drinking for me 7” ‘Wot d’ye mean ?"’ he asked. I explained to him that I had a perpetual thirsi, and that whisky unfitted me for busi- ness, so | wanted him todo my drink- ing for me. “I'll doit for $5 a week an’ found,” he replied, “That is, found in whisky?’ “Yes that’s it, boss.’ “Well, it’s a bargain,” said I, and we shook hanks on it. I took him to the store with me and sat him down in a corner out of sight, When I began to feel thirsty 1 took him out, and made him drink a good, big glass of whisky, Somehow, I felt better after seeing him drink. Well, I had to take him out several times that day and before night he was pretty full. By bed-time he was helplessly drunk. I bad been out with the boys and taken him along. They kicked at first at having such a measly looking tramp along, but when I explained they thought it a good joke. My ap- petite for drink was too strong for him. I hired anotherdrinker, and he stayed by me three weeks. Then I caught him throwing a glass of whis- ky over hisshoulder, and I discharged him. Well, I used up nine able bodied drunkards before I absolutely quench- ed my thirst; but I quenched it at last. I never think ef taking a drink now.” “] believe I'll try your pian,” sald Bmith. “Do,” sald the merchant. “I am sure it will work. It may takes long time—a year perhape—but you stick to it, and you'll down your appetite to a dead certainty. If you find it is costing you more than you can stand T’ll increase your salary.” People who are not intimately ac quainted with Smith think he is go- ing to the dogs at lightning express speed, They judge so because he is always seen in the company of a drunken bummer of the worst possi- ble description. But Bmith’s friends know he has not drank a drop since he had that talk with his employer, He has already used up three drunk- ards, and is looking around for a fourth, The Church Temporal. We are not laborers onlv., L'fe Is move than work and drudgery. The world contains, besides bodies and brains, precious souls, capable of joy love, peace, sympathy and a seuse of the beautiful. The laws of nature are not, as mod- ern naturalists seem to suppoee, iron chains, by whieh the living God, so to sav,is bound hand and foot, but elastic chords rather, which he can lengthen or shorten at his sovereign will, It is an admitted fact that men who which a man almost instinctively per- forms, afford a true icdex to his char- acter, and reveal the principle which governs his life. The oldest of the Protestant missions in China dates from the year 18432 Then only six converts could be founa in all China, To.day there are 20 missionary societies at work at 81 cen- ral stations and 511 out-stations, 250 ordained missionaries and 78 or dained native clergy, 68 unmarried women teachers, 511 licensed preach- ers, 71 eolporteurs, 90 “ Bible women,” 400 churches, 18,000 enrolled com- municants, about 75,000 adherents, 20 theological schools, with 231 students, 80 higher boarding-schools for boys, with 611 scholars, 88 for girls, with 777 scholars, 177 day-schools for boys with students, 16 missionary hospitals and 24 dispensaries. At the Mildmay Con ference in London, Dr. Legge stated that at the present rate of progress, in forty vears more Protestant missions ought to report 26,000,000 communi- cants and 100,000,000 adherents in the middle kingdom, The (American) Presbyterian Publishing House at Shanghal printed in 1880, 314,000 Bi- bles and Testaments, 4,672 500 pages of tracts, and 226,763 volumes of miscel- laneous books, PROTESTANT RELICS.— The London Echo speaks Lhus of relics and relic- mongers: “The left hand of Bi, James the Apostle is in the market, and can be purchased for a consideration, as the strait- laced brotherhood who com- pose the committee of the Museum now forming at Reading turn up their pious noses at such ‘‘superstitous abominations’ and ‘‘remnants of the scarlet lady’’—the quotations are from a letter we have seen. According to an old manuscript in the writer's pos- session, and purchased at the sale of the great Stowe collection, the Abbey of Reading in the reign of Henry II. was much favored by royilly, and its principal attraction was one eof the reputed hands of St. James, which had been brought ever from Germany by the Empress Matilda,and presented with great state to the Abbey It was ineased in solid gold, which Richard the First stole, and gave the Abbey an additional charter in compensation for the theft. At the Reformation the hand was buried in the choir, but in October, 1786, it was found, carefully preserved, by the workmen engaged in excavation. The relic consists of the left hand of a human being, partly closed, and the flesh is dried on the bones, Whether it be the hand of Ht. James or not, it is certain that from 1100 up to 1500 the cofters of the Abbey received very substantial as- sistance from its exhibition; and, apart from superstition, it might be carefully preserved as a memento of the past 1n the museum at the new Town Hall of Resding. We msy mention that the commitiee have already made themselves exceedingly obnoxgious ; for not only have they issued an edict forbidding the valuable collection of pletures lent by Mr. Hargreaves to be iuspected on Sun- days, but nearly all of them were against having the exhibition at all, though the expense is being borne by private individuals. How the reputed hand of Bt, James will fare may be pretty well guessed. We hear much of Holy Russia; Thack- ersy once left his pen slip, and wrote Hoy Reading.” The Detained Juror. We remember an amusing little circumstance occurring during s pro. tracted trial for felony in one of the midland counties a few years ago. A boy, entering the court, and making his way to the jury-box, handed to the officer in attendance, a note ad- dressed to one of the jury, the officer handed it, ss in duty bound, to “his lordship on the bench, The Judge first asking permission—opened and read the communication. After a solemn pause, he remarked : ‘I think, gir, I will not hand you this at pres ent. You could not now comply with its suggestion, and it might distract your attention from the very serious case we are trying.” The juryman bowed, and the judge carefully placed the letter between the pages of his notebook, When the case eoncluded, about eightor nine o'clock at night, the judge said, “There is your note, gir. Iam afraid it will give you little plessure now.” The juror opened and read it, smiled, bowed, and hast ily left the box, leaving the note be- hind, which, we trust, we were gulity of no great indiscretion in reading. It was in a female hand : Dearest Jim Mr, and Mrs. Brown have just come, and have brought such a lovely pair of ducks, you can’t think ! And theonions and things for the stufling, and we will have the pud- ding we had left from Christmas, 1'lL put them down to be ready at one, sharp, because the B's must leave early—by five o’clock train; Do leave that nasty court. Say you are poorly, or anything. Mind, at one! We shan't wait! Yours, Krirry. Domestic Economy, CARE OF PourLrRY,~Dressed poul- try which is to be kept in cold weather should be thorough'y cleansed, then be wiped dry with a cloth and have flour rubbed all over the inner part; then it should be hung in a cool, dry place. PuppiNGg BA vUCE.—Take two cups of white sugar, a lump of butter the size of an egg, one well-beaten egg. Btir these together, then add a teacupful of boiling water ; put it in a saucepan until it thickens ; do not let it boll; flavor with lemon or vanilla. AvpLE Mince Pie. ~Two pounds of apples pared and chopped, three- fourths pound of beef suet, one of cur- rants, one half raisins seeded and chopped, one half sultana ralsins, one- quarter eitron cut in shreds, one table~ spoonful alispice, two pounds of brown sugar, half-pint best brandy, a glass of wine, two teaspoonfuls of salt. CHICKEN Bouv.—In bolling chick. ens for salads, ete,, the broth (water in which they are bolled) msy be used or soup. When the chickens are to be served whole, stuff and tie In a cloth, To the broth add a little rice, or add one thinly sliced onion and a quart of tomatoes, Boil twenty min. utes, season with salt and pepper and two well.beaten eggs, and serve, PI1oR LED CHICK EN.~— Boll four chick- ens till tender enough for meat to fall from bones ; put meat in a stone jar and pour over it three pints of cold good cider viengsr and a pint aud a half of the water in which the chickens were bolled ; add spices, If preferred, and it will be ready for use in two dsys. This is a popular Bundsy even- ing dish ; it is good for luncheon at any time. * NoopLE Boup.—~Add noodles to beef or any other soup after straining ; they will cook in fifteen or twenty minutes, and ars prepared in the fol- lowing manner : To one egg add as much sifted flour as it will absorb, with a litle salt; roll out as thin as a wafer, dredge very lightly with flour, rollover and over into a light roll’ slice from the ends, shake out the trips loosel y and drop into the soup. CAULIFLOWER BaLap —Boll one large caulifiower with two quarts of water and one tablespoonful of salt for half an hour. Take up and drain. When cold divide into small tufts. Arrange on the centre of a dish and garnish with a border of strips of pickled beef. Pour a cuptul of msy n- pase dressing qver the cauliflower. Arrange a star of the pickled beef in the centre. Serve Immediately. Waite Fruir CAKe —One cup of butter and two cups of white sugar well beaten together; one cup of milk, two and a half cups of flour, the whites of seven eggs, two even spoonfuls of baking powder ; heat ail well before adding fruit. Take one pound each of raisins, figs, dates and blanched almonds, and one quarter of a pound of citron ; cut up fine; stir fruit in last with a sifting of flour over Corriep CHicxeN.—Cut a chicken in pieces ; put the pieces in a stewpan with one onlen, in which you put a clove. Add some white broth, suffi. cient to cover the pieces, The chicken being eooked, make your sauce with the broth, Beat two pinches of curry with two yelks of eggs and a table spoonful of cream, and thicken yur sauce, Arrange your chicken on a plate with a border of rice. You can, if you lke, mux the rice with the stew, Bome people prefer it, Small Jokes, — Friend—"Madder, what ia the mat. ter with y-ur nose?’ Madder—'"The only chance for an artist now is to pmint quickly and cheap. I work with both hands and blend with my nose,” An old bachelor recently gave the following toast : Women—the morn. ing star of infancy, the day star of manhood, the evening star of age, Bless our stars, and may they always be kept at a telescopic distance. A Denver paper professes to think it marvelous that a man whose brains were knocked out is living, If he were out this way be would not only be living, but would be helding some m portant office Young man, don’t pay the minister over $10. You will need all your car- renay the first time Belena puts her dimpled arms around your neck and tries to trade oft two kisses for a spring onnet. An examining magistrate questions # criminal and asks him what exouse he can find for the murder he has committed. ‘Your honor,” says the accused, “my victun has often said to me in confidence that he wished to die a sudden and violent death I" A practical mendicant is one morn ing missed by one of his regular bene- factors. But on d:awing near to the poor man’s usual stand the benevolent man sees his chair, upon it his hat, and on the hat the following label : “Kind gentlemen and ladies take pity on the poor blind man, who has 10 breakfast.” LIKE THE IVY. si True love is like the lvy bold, That clings each day with firmer hold ; That groweth on through good and 111, And "mid the tempest clingeth still, What though the wall on whieh it cif mbs Have lost the graos of former Limes Will then the ivy loose its hold, Forget the sunny days of old? Nay, rather will 1t closer cling With loving clasp, remembering That It had hardly lived at all Wikhout the kindly sheliering wall, True love is like the lvy bold, That clings each day with firmer hold That groweth on through good and ill, And 'mid the tempest clingeth still. True love is like the ivy green, That ne’er forgetieth what hath been And so, tiil life ilself be gone, Until the end it elingeth on. What though the tres where It may cling Bhall hardly know another spring ? What though iw boughs be dead and bare? The twining ivy elimbeth there, ¢ And clasps it with & firmer hold, With stronger love than that of old, And lends 13 grace IL never had When time was young and life was giad, True love is like the ivy green, That ne'er forgetteth what hath been, And so, till life 1tsel! be gone, Untll the end iL clingeth on, Ap Sir Christopher and the Carver, Philip Wood was a village carpenter who had developed an uncommon skiil in wood carving, and had made some striking figures for theadornment of his sweetheart’s house, a lass aboye himself n rank and fortune. Ia the hopeofim- proving his circumstances, and thus lessening the disparity between them he went to London, where he sought work in vain until his store of money was reduced to asingle guinea. The huge dome of St. Paul’s was then ris- ing above the emoke of London. Philip Woed applied to the foreman for work in carving the wood for the interior. Repuleed by him, he haunted the place day after day, and at last be attracted the notice of the great Bir Christopher himeelf ? *“What have you been used to earving 7 7 asked the architect, The carpenter, in the extremity of his agita- fon, could only stammer out ‘Troughs, your worship.” “Troughs! said Bir Christopher ; *‘ then carve me a specimen of your skill, a sow and pigs — it will be something in your line — and bring it to me this day week.” The poor fellow shrank away om the lsughter of the workmen, an d eturned to his lodging In despair But he had a friend in his landlady who advised him to take Sir Christo pher at his word, and carve the bes sow avd pigs he could in the time all t ted. With his guinea he bought a bl ck of pear wood, and by using his utmost diligence finished the work in time, and 100k it under his apron to the appointed place, Taearchirect was there, snd beckoned the trembling ear- pen‘er to approach. Ujon inspecting the beautiful work Bir Christoplies ssid: “1 engage you, young man; si- tend at my office to-morrow.” A few hours after Bir Chrisopher came to the carver again and sad: “Mr. Addison whishes to keep your carving, and re quests me to give you ten guineas for it.” Then he added: “I fear I did you some injustice ; but a great national work is intrusted to me, and it is my solemn duty to mind that no part of the work falls into ineffizient hands. Mind and attend me to-morrow.” It fsa pleasure to know thatthe young artist did much of the caving of BL. Panl's and married the girl of his heart, who could not have bien serry to change such a name as she had. Simplicity in Food. How, asks Dr. Nicholls in the Food Reform Magazine, are we to get atthe proper quantity of food ? There are some good rules tor feed as to quantity. When our food is simple and patural in kind and quality and mode of prep- aration, there is little danger of eat ng too much, There Is little danger, for example, of eating too many grspes, apples, pears and bananas. Salt, sugar, spices and luxurious cookery tempt to excess, With men, as with animals, 8 natural diet lsself-limiting, and we are disposed to stop when we have enough, The more artificial the food, the more elaborate and luxuri- ous the feast, the more liability to overload the stomsch, overtax the digestive power and overweigh the forces of life. Bimplicity of food is a condition of health, and promotes longevity. The quantity of food which enables a man to do his daily work without loss of weight is pre cisely what he requires. He supplies the dally waste—no more, no less, This quantity may vary a little with each individual, but everyone can easily ascertain his own measure of requirement by reducing the quantity of daily food until he finds a balance of force snd weight. It is my opin- fon that the ayerage quantity of water-free aliment required, say by business and literary men, is twelve ounces. Men of great muscular so tivity may require sixteen to twenty ounces, I have found myself in very good condition for sedentary work en eight or ten ounces, When anyone is in good condition for his work and keeps his normal weight, he has food enough. Dr. Nicholls’ advice is, find this quantity by experiment, and then habitually keep to it. Recent Legal Decisions, ni Promissory NOTE —An action was widaght to recover the value of certain bonds which had been pledged with a banker for the payment of a note, and which the holder of the note had con- verted to his own use, The maker of the note tendered the principal and interest of the note on the day when, by its expressed terms, it was payable, and demanded the bonds pledged. The holder refused to take the amount and give up the bonds, because he claimed the right to hold the bonds as security for the payment of anoiher claim he had against the maker of the pote. In this case—Wyckof va. An- thony—the defendant in the action took the ground that the tender of the principal and interest of the mote could not be legally made before the note was due, and that, as it carried grace, it did not fall due until three days after the tender wae made. The Court of Appeals of New York decided in favor of the plaintiff. The Chief Judge, Andrews, sald: * First. The parties having treated the note as due on the day when by its terms It was payable, the right of third persons not having intervened, the days of grace must be considered as waived, Bec ond. A banker or broker has no lien upon securities pledged with him for the payment of a particular debt for a general balance due him, or for the payment of any other claim what- ever.” MARRIED WOMAN. — A married woman gave her husband an ordinary promissory note, which he had dis- counted, and when she was sued upon it by the bank she set up the defense that she was not bound to pay iL I'he bank claimed that the law would imply that her estate was benefited by he discount. In this case—ihe Bara oga County Bank ve. Pruyn—the Jourt of Appeals of New York decided .u tavor of the de’endant. Judge Macy, in the opinion, said: "A married woman cannot bind herself by contract unless the obligation is created by her for the benefit of her seperate estate or in the transactions of a trade or business carried on by her. If a note 1s given by her for property purchased she will be bound by it; but no implication, presump- tion or impression will be raised by the mere making of a promissory note that the money raised for it will bene- fit her business or estate. To give an ordinsry note force and effect against er, evidence outside of it must be given to show that it was made for the benefit of her separate estate or in the course of her separate business.” sm— RAILROADS—CONTRIBUTORY NEG- LIGENCE.—~An engine injured a child, 9 years old, as she was crossing a rail road track. Bhe looked to the west for trains, but not to the east, as one of the railroad shops obstructed the view. There was no flagman at the crossing, and po danger alarm was given by the engineer. A suit was brought for damages, and the com- pany relied for ils defenee on the con- tributory negligence of the child in not showing due care 1n crossing the track. In this csse—Dowling va. The New York Central and Hudson River Railroad Com pany—the Court of Appeals of New York decided against the company. Judge Earl, in the opinion, said: “The question of due care by the child is to be de- termined by the jury ; we cannot say, as a matter of law, that she contrib. gted to her injuries. An inlant is bound to use that degree of care only which may be ressonably expected from s persen of his age, and the jury a considering this must bring in and examine all the circumstances of the casualty.” BiLL oF EXCHANGE—~LIABILITY OF DRAWER. ~(C. was sued upon three drafts which he had made to his own order as “Tress.” and which he also signed as “Treas.” In the Trial Court he was defeated, but in the First Ap- pellate Court he secured a judgment. The holder carried the case—the Ohio National Bank vs, Cook-to the Bu- preme Court of Ohio, which reversed the judgment. Judge White, in the opinion said : “The name eof the cor poration of which Cook is the Treas arer and which he declares is his prin. cipal, nowhere appears on the face of the bill as a party to it, and parol evi. dence is not admissible to add a party to the instrmment when there is no notice on ita face. Whoever takes neeotiable paper enters into a contract :th the parties who appear upon the ‘noe of the instrument, and no other worsom oan be looked to for payment, The sddition of “Treas.” to Cook's me does not relieve him of personal ° Jespousitility—~which is merely de ” a il Worken ny Cox TRACTORS — FarLLiNa oF Roor~ DRATH OF WORKMAN. —A miner was killed by the alling of the roof of an iron mine, the secmsary supports not having been put in place, and his administratrix sued the owner of the property for damages. The mine was — The mine was in a safe condition when the contractors took possession of it, but they conducted the work neg- ligently in putting up supports for the roof, which fell in consequence. The lease of the mine provided that the owner should send its superintendent, without charge, to supervise, advise and direct the precautions to be taken to make the mine safe for working, but no such supervision was exercised. In the case—Samuelson, Admx., vs. the Cleveland Iron Mining Company —the plaintiff was defeated; and she appealed to the Bupreme Court of Michigan, which sffirmed the jude- ment. Judge Coley, in the opinion, said : “If the mine were In unsafe condition when it was handed over to the contractors, and this unsafe condition was known io the com pany, sud if in consequence of (hat condition s miner was brought there in ignorance of it, and was killed, the company should be held responsible. Every man who expressly or by im- plication invites others to come upon his premises assumes to all who ac cept the {nvitation the duty to warp them of any danger in coming, which he knews of or ought to know of, and of which they are not aware. Bo long as this mine was worked under the contract all responsibility for the care and safety of the mine was upon the contractor alone. The mstier of su- pervising the cautionary steps, though neglected, worked no injury to the plaintiff, The company owed blm no duty, and legal wrongs spring only from the neglect of legal duties. Earth's Lowest Land. With a train of five mules and two companions, one of whom was partial- ly familiar with the country, I climed the summit of Cerro Gordo. Aft last we stopped upon the lofty ridge of the Telescopes, and beheld below us the fateful valley, which lies 250 feet below the level of the sea snd extends for a hundred miles northeast and south west, with a width of from thirty to forty miles from east to west. Upon no landscape can one look so deeply into the interior of the earth, for it occupies the lowest point of dry land on the continent, and, so far as I am inform. ed, of the earth itself. Before us it lies—a long, deep, wide, vast basin, ite shining patches disclosing through the distavee its beds of soda. salt and borax, which cover thousands of acres, and blsge and shimmer and burn in the steady blaze of light and heat which pours upon them from & cloudless sky. The waliey's deep de clepsion grows upon the sense and becomes more marked as the eye is held steadily upon it, and it is em- phas'z d by the swift declivity of the inclosing mountains, Drear and deso- late it stretches its full length along in a frame of painted mountsines, which define, in strong and mighty lines, its napects of terror. Though leaving the summit at ! p.m. and riding steadily down de seending trails night settied upon us before we escaped from the canyon and reached the border of the valley. By the brilliant moonlight we were enabled to trace the trail along the rocky washes as we rode on into the night. At last, worn and we.ry with hours of riding, we reached the center of the valley, known as the “Big Hole,” the point of greatest depres sion. Though time and exploration have drawn from out the anment story most of ita fearful threads, this is still Death’s Valley and is still and will remain & region of dread. Indians familiar with its face from infancy kn w its treachery and cannot be pre- valled on to go into it beyond their time worn trails. To the lost emi. grant it was ‘the valley of the shadow of death.” The daring prospector en- ters it with fear. He knows its terrors and the bleaching bones of many a skeleton warn him to beware. ace lost within its embrace, and a man’s doom is written. Without water to ©00l his fevered frame, the sweltering air drives him to agony and bewilder- ment. Confused he wanders without sim, Reason, unsealed by fmntasy, gives lmsgination rein to play tricks with his judgment. Beholding heaven ut last In the mocking of waters of the rage, he sinks to die in flame the desert. We “ Good color for floors can be gained by paint, but being on the surface it quickly wears away. Stalin 1 much better for it sinks into and becomes part of the wood, and when polished with beeswax and turpentine is a protector and disinfectant. If a floor is very unsatisfactory, have the boards planed down one-quarter of an inch, and cov- ered all over with narrow oaken or well-sessoned pine planks of that thickness and three or four inches in width, fitted with extremest nicety, S——— A —— It was Mike's third appearance in court within thirty days, and in re. ply to his usual appeal of clemency the magistrate impatiently observed : It's no use, Mike, your good for nothing.” “It's not me sthyle to be