/ A Song of the Mill, Oh, listen 0 the water-mill, throngh all the livelong day “Your salary will stop about the time you loss your pay ; The fellow at the ladder’s top, to him all the glory goos, And the follow at the bottom is the fellow no one knows, No good are all the * Had beens,” for in coun try and in town, onoe you have come down, When once you have been president, and are president no more, You may run a farm, or teach a school, or keep a country store, missed, The mill will only grind for you while you supply the grist.” Burdelie I Advice, “1 must do as you do Is a very good way; and still There are sometimes two straight roads t town One over, one under the hill You are treading That the prudent oh And you think me reckk Because 1 prefor to of your way, 1 own th the safe and well.v Nise eReh th > . 3 8 ARE asl Your path is the right one, We are not like peas in a p Compelled to lie in & certain | Or also be setters "Twere a dull wor If we all went Yot our paths wi Though they lead ap i abroad methinks, 1 1 One Way, " i } 808 Do 4 You like the shade and I like You like an even pace; I like to mix with the throng And then rest after the I like danger and storm You like a peaceful time I like passion and sarge of 4 You like its gentle rhyme, You like buttercups, dewy swe I lke the roses, hor And the rad carnations’ glow, I must live my life, no For so it Wa must follow ou Was WT hall SOR T Bat I trast we GRACE'S DESK, Margaret looked up from her se machine for a minute t i the room at the quiet ting at the window little figure, whos: ful gravity was And el Ma less crusty, but impatient si of her machin her slippere lips and py in a per Grace, w out of pect paif-ruel ed, dir 3 snow that was rapidly growing slashi and more mel drizzli rain that was of course, thinking about Lar arcellus, For several month thought of much else there had not ment of th t not to think of him and grieve fo It had been very similar to the same old story. Laurie Marcellus, handsome, elegant, aristocratic, fairly well-to-do in the world’s estimation of riches, had been Grace Warrener's most devoted for several months, until by one of those venomous waves of fortune's wand social position and wealth had ¥ van- ished, and the Warrener eirls fond themselves obli } ir making for Friends whe who redeemed the dear name, who kne them for what they were worth, did not desert them ; but first and foremost i the ranks of those who so convenier preferred to dispense with of the two dressmakers who lived Appledore row was Mr, Laurie Marcel- lus, He had d a brilliant sky. He had SAME as over, wit §, Care in his voice—the gl eyes—that made her; and ae co { PE sls th . il £ rq Ie salrel, ka Ki nd i fot #5 n ti Nn ted fall been an +} today } as 1m id * him i i " ar tie BAU 3 3 wdden sudd¢ ni na t add : v ha stab thie soclely in in 14 i3 of Grace's life as fror even ped or & ih net disanpear 0€L disappears 1 A“ roy COX one ti 1@ SWee NN tenderness in ad, es 1g within sin I 3 of y¥ the crash came, throngh v great spice house of Warrener & Gray suspended; and a month later Caleb Warrener died with apoplexy, mitted the splendic ture, the horses and CAITIAge ver and jewels, all red flag. Margaret came grandiy to the fore those dark days, when Ler keenest gris was to witness little Grace's dismay ane astonishment and suffering at Lauri Marcellus’ defection; and yet her words were usually more bitter and sarcastic than gentle—it was Margaret Warren- er's way to use heroic treatment. ‘“ He's not worth the everlasting fuss you make about him, Grace. "m ashamed of you—downright ashamed: and he not your betrothed, either !” That was true, so far as formal words went. Laurie Marcellus had never asked Grace Warrener to be his wife: he had never in so many v™rds told her he loved her; but he had known just as well as he had known he was alive how the girl's beart was all his own—how she loved him dearly and truly her sweet reserve. Grace smiled faintly when Margaret spoke of the “fuss” she made about him. She knew well enongh that the “fuss” was only her grave, sad face, her quiet ways, her listless manner, that she tried desperately hard to con quer, and in all the months that had passed had not sueceeded, and seemed no nearer succeeding than in the be- ginning—so nearly hopeless a task is it for a woman to cozquer thoughts and heartsick longings for the man she loves. Prideand shame may do valiant battle for the victory, but pride and > r and as soo as decencs 1 > Mansion 1 mansion 8 were sold und f i rr all y for aii the giant they oppose—woman’s strong, she disallowed herself to be dull or eomplaining, or a kill-joy. She reso- what the inward commotion. had only given a momentary rein to her thoughts, enough to make her lay down her sewing and lean her head against the window, and wish she might never have known the sweetness of Laurie Marcellus’ love. Until the unusual whirring of the sewing machine wheel made her aware that Margaret had observed her and was displeased. So, with a little, desperate effort, she forced herself back to the basting of the satin fold in her work. “I was thinking about that auction tale at Dempsey’s to-night,” Margaret said, almost crossly. “You want i desk, you said, and Maggie Rich says there's a very good one to be sold there. I'll go and bid on it for you, I think, if I ever under the sun get these bands stitched on! It seems to me that those Rich girls are not happy unless their dresses are absolutely loaded with trim- ming.” Grace looked up, with such sweet, sweet eyes—it was no wonder handsome Marcellus had liked to look into the pure brown wells of limpid light. “You are so good, Margaret! I do want a desk, if you are sure you can afford it.” “You needn’t say if I can afford it, Grace. You have as much right to the money as I have. I'm going to buy myself a cashmere polonaise—you can have the desk if it is reasonable in . ” 50 that was how Miss Warrener came to be at the auction sale at the big house on the hill that evening—Demp- ey's gr and mansion, whose prince had § i i i { i > \ FRED | { { VOLUME XI1YV, Icditor and P’ropuric LOY. 1 4 HALL, Cl NTRE CO. PA. Harvest, * What enemy hath done this thing?” T & "Oh! treachery that plotted while | slept! Oh! foe that stole while 1, confiding, kept No watch my fairost, $oarest felt dri My noble fleld, so sunny and ss wide Only at midnight coulda foe have crept To work this harm.” Alas! in vain T wept; Too late the polson tares fo plack or Liles My loss is loss; such hurt cannot be healed; Forever, spite of all new sead 1 sow, Past summec's sun and winter's purest snow, Forever polson tares my beautoons fleld, Its shining harvests waviog to snd Irn, Forever pois m tares is doomed 1 viel! And 1, with swift clear-sightodusss from pain Like one long blind, whe, sxdden gaining sig! Cries out at first, in saffering ai the light, | Look back sind know, with soguish keen ss vain, | No foe who had In treacherons ambnsh lain, And stealthy sowed his poleon teres by Did work upon my beauteons field this SNM2.00 a Year, in Advance. er 1881. NUMBER 28. 21, | | wn a whim to sell out and spend a ars abroad the next dav t ottage in Appledore row, and Grace j n hex beautiful artiel cozy corner, and just the very Grace's few books and her station It was very | ried a little he de sk was deliv room SIA, LRWCRK BO iti oe between every lask, when, with ¢ broke, revealing How hose exister ae not nowledge, y and rembling on the chair ie Marcellus’ pr yf 1 of 3 ie; hus caressing pleading to be i 1 - » + } lowed to comfort and protect | wid } FN YY 1d De com LIS Answer 3 mistaken ness would be bewili r Margaret How the de sk she 1 not 4 HOD in WY 8B, SIO dared y realized that di © On Ome . Gra i t ous fate had discovered it tohea I sweet, pitiful n heart for d won- r if she could dare avs, the anctioneer » Margaret War r and told her that a ad just returned from regain of at Mr. Dempsey’s auction, a gift to Mr. Dempsey 1 the eve of his depart before. An DE eves and 1 it b 1 $ i + i POSSessi na the de as 1t from ure abroad five years dilat ' 1 Cirace listened with i throbbing hes Ww choked her 1 “Tell the hie may have hi And that evening, when she went the door at the sound of the bell, opened it, with her face slightly than i Marcel there. “} expected ' she said, gently, while amazed and bewildered he could only bow « Then 1 nem- bered leaving the letter in the desk, and understood how hose beats almost y call here and roperty.” to and paler stood usual, lus you—come in, she exp by accident—uay, by grim fate—the slant was fastened aud the letter had slipped into its living grave fo be resurrected after all these Years, ' sl not ““Idonot know that I should tell you even now,” she said, bravely, “for do not know whether you are—are the same or not. But,” and she looked up in his grand face, “I want you to know I did love you.” § for the minute, “And now?” “1 am Grace Warrener still.” held her to his heart, kissed her sweet, { pale face. woman, my darling. When no answer i ' So you are my darling yet, Grace ? hour afterward, in surprise that the gen- tleman required so much time to make a bargain for the desk. I — ‘““Yiper Men and Women,” At Guadalajara there exists an indi- vidual having a scaly skin exactly like that of a viper, even to the green color. He has, besides, the viper habit of changing or shedding Lis skin every year, piece, and not, as might be supposed, in parts. On the man’s head there is not a single hair. A sister of this man, who died a short time ago, manifested the same phenomenon, and toward the blind, owing to the vipers skin en- that she could only seethrough a narrow aperture at each eye. The same thing is now happening to the brother. He ‘an scarcely see any object, and the head presents the repulsive as viper. In Cuautla these unhap have been known as the “v and women,” and the phenomenon is at- tributed to the fact that their mother ate an excess of viper’s meat to cure a disease of the blood. In Cuba it is a common practice for people to eat vipers flesh as a remedy for blood dis- eases. —Santa Fe New Merican, Texas Pasture Fields, correspondent ] mi, who \ 1 entered [OS (HK) acres liv dire a flow small motts ent drives AM: 1O0W avery cowpati. m Mexico § (NH) a————— A Wonderful Musical Prodigy. Nettie J. Hibbard, of Athens, Ohio, a precocious little miss not quit whose musical to be ranked a very delicate il devi A0DINent WORBESSIng a highly When a very you a ung of 18 vears of age, justly entitl prodigy. She I with a very { brain 1 e her 18 3 I HZallon, } showed a degr “iy froin ts ge front l 1 ATi re of suscepti SOT reset 1 Cr dited € musical 1s that could scarcely be When only tiveness to such ceptible, sh upon to ¢ } taken from the room before she could When a little older certain would es 3h laugh, others to cry. When not more than a year and a half old she began to sing, readily learning any air she heard played upon violin, piano or other instrument and learning them very accurately, Whenever she chose to amuse herself by drumming upon the niano she was allowed to do 80, sometimes playing for hours. A year 0 shut herself up alone in the room with the piano, but no at- tention was paid to it until the family were surprised to hear her playing chords adapted to certain airs which she had learned. She made rapid pro- gress, and is now able to improvise ac- companiments and plays as readily in one key as in another. She is fond of playi duets, and if Ler assistant makes any mistakes, which often hap- pens intentionally, he or she is instantly corrected. Sometimes will play io strangers, her sensi by 1 Was 8 Of Wee: sound ch a di LSTee i iat P (JUIe0E d. “Hpleces r to mn il an RE ago she began t n mt ng ng she part with her left, and again she will | in a merry mood will make as many flourishes as any modern belle, : No pains are taken to teach her, as her brain is already too active for her more strength than one would think them capable of. It is wonderful to firm, resonant sounds, which might put The piano on which she plays y termed a | Recently she has become anxious | i i little feet, she is made happy in using them. She takes delight in playing for her friends, never refusing when called Her sweet and winning disposition her to every one who sees her. { i i { { | i | | me—— “Den’t you think we ought to separate | our husbands ?” said a lady to her friend. “Do you not see how excited they have | They are beginning to call “Oh? no,” was | “Let them go on; | { EE ——— | Adelia Patti has finally decided to | visit America with her own manager, | having refused the co-operation of | Messrs. D'Oyly Carte, Gunn and Abbey, | who offered her £50,000 for fifty con- | certs, FOR THE LADIES, Halvr«Dressing. low and high coiffares are worn, for tl former, but ids entirely on the wearer, Hig face hair be hind and yory broadly, from ear to ear, so that it may With a broad for Ff raw! la dope the 15 dressed reaching be Boe from the face nnd short the top or there, made of two ogether in a sort at the with a front 1 1 neck, also very i wed dt HBArrow ol broad slose behin irve Hol ot of many small Car ; BOIL iat HOLE i { { by | lacing a short ourl on each si le jit nearthe or full dress, and hair arranged in Agaln 1 I'h tO save repared i i hao mn tl OROK HOARLr 10 the is passed CArs y of the AY y WV y loose, n The al Wahler waves y and Arie wearer's y erimps by mois Waves tw all faces, and is onee. Da Mansier's nd which , weighing only three ounces, hair wear loose waves h twisted coils or low braids in the With gray d HWny al ir fashion f still bette Oreliem i le t are brushed wh Mangs not yet grown up, and put in with the back hair, is ibed straight ba vk, and tied b rib around the head. n a bunch behind or on oon passes i v hair i y head has been aband 8 bald spots back of the ears or on top of the head. It is then allowed to hang, flowing straight without erimps If it is inclined to curl, it is put in about t five curls that hang behind. Farther hints air. — Hair wears lighter, and is changed by per. spiration; hence, in selecting false hair, it should be dark enough to begin with. The hair on the temples and forehead is lighter than that further back, and to be well-matched requires lighter addi tional hair than that chosen for a switch Brushing is the best stimulant for the hair and should be done twice a day ; fifty strokes in the morning, and again in the evening, passing the hand over 3 oned, as { ¢ i loose sof h ‘ about h tained handsome hair beyond middle The ends of the hair should be clipped once a month to keep it thick and even. To do this thoroughly, the hair should be taken up in tresses, and a comb drawn through each tress, be ginniug at the roots, and doubling the hair around the comb, so that in passing the short ends wiil be seen, and can be clipped. To prevent the hair falling out after an illness, six inches should for three four half inch should cut off each month. The cheap hair of which so much is sold is nsually un wholesome stuff; it is not always real Age, or months an be brittle that it does not wear well, or else not cheap at any price. To test the | quality of the hair, rub the ends of the switch between the fingers, and if good it will fall away out of the hand en tirely ; but if of inferior quality, it will gnarl and mat together, A microscope the hair are turned the Bazar, wrong way. Fashion's Fancles, Bustles increases in size, Overdresses are shirred from belt to knee, The pointed shoe is again returning to favor. Small Roman pearls are braided in the hair with fine effect, Children’s dresses are again ent with low necks and short sleeves, elips of pale pink, light blue, or eream- or mauve-tinted silk stockings are worn with white surah skirts trimmed with the color of the Jersey, with and white china arape embroidered silk floss in each edged with white nettlad in vogue, tresses for . g ladie of India muslin or gauge, elaborately trimmed with lace, and garnished with Iv0ps and knots of ribbon or clusters of charming flowers, A charming little baby frock is made pale blue low-necked and trimmed with a shirred plastron edged with Valenciennes lace, which is set up the entire front of A broad sash edged on the ends with lace is car ried around the waist and knotted loosely at one side, Ombre weddings ord Kr, heavy corner, Bro sguin Fvoning L Youn Bare of surah, who dress awe actually bride wea 8, in that 1s, the Of out of six bridemaids, the smallest or the youngest wears pale PINK Tose buds, and the t: the eldest wears the deepest erimson roses, while the four intermediates upward, This novel effect is re ponte d in flowers of other color and form. i , wiest or shade TO 5.5 A Desperado’s Triple Murder, A correspondent of ths Denver (Col Republican tells how “ Billy the Kid," a notorious desperado, killed three cow Lincoln ty, New Mexico ‘he escap d desperado, says the DOVE In GO rode np to a I the well-known eattle Panhandle, in which there Three of these were fire spondent, COW 4 Chisum's, in the Dn John 1 ms were four cowboys, All, around the ONY seated while murder of Sr COwWDOY sprang hey could draw { the killer had 48 ex pioded thie 1 wherever art Pp one, until the debt is wre, or, if 1 happer re, I'll kill him and eall titled, AllI'm li ad 1 with my enemies, and y time | wl } him be away toward rode did valiant work, if nat as a murderer SNCCeSSs 3, Killing several mon, it is MIPDORITe Bl 3 I 5 of Cerrors, had busine county Village A village i Detroiter who in Washtenaw 2» buggy, and « for | 16re in J 2 y the GAaten snd nd opportunity “Were You EOL at youl were ¢ nd I was going to say “ hat shoot somebody else, ng over to Judge me fruit trees for fall setting ¥" ‘“ No." “Well, that's Incky. Only yesterday the judge was remarking to me that the next fruit-tree agent who entered his ate would want a i 1 18, 1 myself have got to do some kicking to pay for being swindled on You are not a patent-right “ No.” “Well, that's a narrow escape for you. We've been swindled here on hay forks, cultivators, gates, pumps, churns and a dozen other things, and I'm keep- ing sixteen dozen bad eggs for when the next patent-righter shows his face in this town. Perhaps you are a lecturer?” “ Oh, no.” “Well, you haven't lost anvthing, We never turn out very strong here to a lecture, The last man who struck us lectured on *“ Om Currency,” but didn't & cofi wet Epe Vines, man, eh per. You are not a book-canvasser ‘ No.” “ That's another escape. We've been laid out here so often that if an agent should offer to sell a £20 Bible for fifty cents we'd suspect a trick to beat us, Strikes me now you may be a lawyer.” “No.” “Good "nuff, Last here had to leave town at midnight, and Say, what are you, anvway ?" For heav- here if Then git! around “A politician ! en's sake! don't stand you value your life! peached our pound-master for embez ment is so intense that the Democrats will ride you on a rail or the Republi- cans duck vou in the water trough, Git right up and scoot |” Ee ——————— What She Would Be, Wife of a prominent public function- ary who is complimenting her on the high social position she holds—* Yes, have acquired is entirely due to my | husband's office. now, what should I be? you.” I leave itto 1 | would, madam, be a widow ! ————— Three Americans, Burng, Hamilton and Wilkes, caught in Italy counter- feiting its paper money, are now galley slaves at Gaeta, serving ont a twenty years’ sentence each, THE FARM AND HOUSEHOLD. Tmproving Seeds, A gentleman experimented with pois in this way: He time pieking all the early, full pods as they ripened, and planted the seeds saved from these pods vear after year, for three years, and the fourth year had peas of the same name that were than two weeks earlier than the seed of the same name purchased in the store, Noods of cabbage, lettuce, tomato, en cumber, peas, corn and many others can be much improved by the same care, saved at the ol more Cut Worms, Bays the New Yorke It isa good plan to tie about tomato and eab bage plants pieces of cardboard to pre- ot the ent worm from severing the It and is better protection than mounds of earth, whic h, it has cut worms ¢annot elimb up 18 mis take cut worms in a hole about eight inches le Py the sides of which were nearly perp ndicular, We watched them at two hours, and found any attempts to escape were ineflectual, some were successful. i ural Yt i stem near the soil 18 easily done, heen said, This idea a int mtervals during that, though ¥ tL Outside Trees in Orchards, Mr, William Naunders, the hortienl st In iarge of the | ublic gardens grounds in Washington city, ob serves that outside rows of trees in orchard aiway in el il wi ETrow moro thrifty than He OWS, attributes this { 300 feet or more, ar 8 Of trees, and so onover the groun ¢ g 300 inlervenin i thinks nd oO Mr. Na { trees woul nduece to their inders thinks i helter the i ii 1, and ml in that High Feeding for Milk. vields of milk, says Five dai Et redid, MINST necessariiy of a large fe 1 Ler his y supported After t 3 1 oon of od ¥ mix IO luction cow is a ge i KOCH Sa ¥ 1] ort, the e 18, either aii mn r the food of sup li goes to profit th And it is equally clear nsumed to support he animal lost until production i. ducing point ins reached the animal can eat, properly this, the desire to you al is I Fenced assimilate above Bo, if you the witl produce least cost, must { 1 5 Bie COWS te} 1 the capacity to ¢ largest amount of food into he larger the amount the more apply wil 1 the milk be produced. Of best cow is the one that can assimilate the most food and 1into milk, instead of It is the bu rman to select such Y of ir ull fee the extra fom %1 4 the by { What Breed of Plgs to Raise. ble to answer the que hich 1s the most profitabl to Very muc the system of manage- to market, individual But there are some A should be under n deciding what kind of pig to } any particular ease. Pig farm. profitable or a source of few pigs of almost any breed 1 a dairy farm with profit, the It is arl 5 HiR experience hat pig pork is the pork that pavs ‘'oung hogs marketed when a year old moro profitable than older being troe—and it ) in the older States- a breed should be selected that matures early and fattens quickly, The best pig the least amount of offal in dressing; is compact in its parts, and its flesh is of the very best quality. Of such Essex and Suffolk, and Hied “small breeds.” “ go further and fare worse” than to select the Essex for the piggery that is to make profitable returns. There is some prejudice against black pigs, but it should be remembered that the color is less than skin deep, and the blackest pig makes as white dressed pork as any other. There is money in pigs if a good breed is chosen properly managed. The value of full blooded pigs over the *grade” Miss) oo @ } 8 raise ¥ a . which "1 i wan be grown ot when the number is increased pay become an v determined by a le expense, is has the 1 are \ some other a CAL former is taken into a neighborhood where only the ‘common hog” was before. In a few years the whole coun- try round about has had its swine im. proved, and its pork interests greatly enhanced. Grow young pigs rapidly and market them as pigs rather than keep them until they are old hogs, Pig pork pays. The Fen, This hardy and excellent vegetable may be planted successively up to the first of July, They produce best on light, rich The soil for the first erop should be prepared as early as possible in spring after the frost is out of the ground, and the peas put in as soon thereafter as possible. Other sow- ings may be made at intervals of two or three weeks, if a succession of crops is desired. Peas, when grown in small quantities for private use, may as well ches apart, with a space between of about three feet in order to give room plenty of space to pass between the rows in gathering the crop. Karly Varieties.—Philadelphia is the earliest of all, and close npon it comes | Alpha, Carter's “First Chop,” Kentish Invicta and Tom Thumb. The last va- riety can be raised with least trouble and may be also said to produce least, as it | grows but half a foot high. Farly—McLean's Advancer, Yaxton's Prolific Long Pod and McLean's Little | Gem are good early varieties, | Medium,—Champion of England, Lax- ton's Marvel, McLean's Premier and | Eugenie, Late.— British Queen, Black-Eyed | Marrowfat, Tall Sugar and MeLean's Best of All. Champion of England for | & main crop is still considered the best. This grows five feet high ; the pods are | large and well filled. For an early pea | there is none better than McLean's Lit- | tle Gem, Humble I walk beside the loaded wain; My head bowed down by shame, and damb my longus; Fate given each man the gifts ho has bestowed, And metes exact all measures which are owed, The seed from which these polson tares have rprung, One idle day my own hand careless lang. 1 only resp the harvest that | sowed, ~ Independent, Hecipes, CARE. WISE WORDS, Rub seme three-quar- | Bette a soft heart and an iron hadn ters of a pound of flour, and take | than an iron heart and a soft hand. half a pint of sour cream ; dissolve & The power of eloquence is sometimes teaspoonful of carbonate of seda in a superior to military force, teaspoon of boiling water it tl fad : easpoon of boiling water, add it to the guspicions among thoughts are like sons and stir it until it froths well If the eream is very sour it may ats among birds they over fly by ’ | twilight, require a little more soda. Be cereful : 3 that it is frothy, or else the paste will | : Every man must work at something. not be light, Stir the frothing cream The moment he Blops working for him- into the flour, enough to make a soft | #elf the devil employs Lim, paste ; line a groased plate with a thin ! Let the soul be turned as strenuously layer of paste ; have ready some stewed | toward good as it usually is toward evil, apples, sweetened and perfectly cold, | and you will find that the simple love of g ated lemon peel mixed in before they odness will give incredible resources are put into tho cake, and as little juice | to the spirit in the search afier truth, from the apples as possible, or the erust Love, with intellect, will perform mira- will be soddened. Bpread the stewed | cles, apples over the paste, leaving A Darrow The treasure house of 8 man's life is margin for the top erust to adhere to | his heart ; and he who has nothing there the bottom, roll out the top crust an |is poverty-stricken, though he roll in inch thick; pinch the edges well to- | gold ; while he who has a good deal gether to make it a little ornamented | there is rich, whether he has & roof over round the edge, and bake it in a quick | his head or not. This quantity of paste should Many of the saddest instances of men- make two good sized cakes, the size of tal aud moral failures ean be traced with a dinner plate ; a tin plate is best to | unerring precision to continued over- | them on ; they sre equally good work, and, as it has been clearly demon- | Cueam one of butter into Arvie | une creain HUMOR OF THE DAY, Love knots should be {isd with a sin- gle bean, : It is the mean temperature (hat makes & man sick. A match —A wedding in the best front room. A schoolmistress should be u chin in knowledge. Why is the letter G like the san? Because it is the cenier of light. 1f a man cannot be cured by smoking he is less susceptible than a ham. Though postmen may not be literary they are mea of letters. — Wit and Wis. dom, The impecunions man who plo ur. oven, | bake jeold or hot, and are eaten with sugar and cream, Invian Frrrrens,—Three tablespoon fals of flour, boiling water, the yolks of four eggs, the whites of two, hot lard or clarified dripping, jam. Put the flour into a basin and pour over it suffi. t boiling water to make it into a stifl paste, taking care to stir and beat t well to prevent it getting lumpy. save it a little while to cool and then t (without beating them ages, and stir and beat all well Have ready some boiling lard clen wreak into | i i fy Qrop ne, and fry the fritters a ‘hey should rise so as {o derve on spoonfal of preserve or marma- between each fritter, excellent dish for a hasty st Jur 18 80 casily and batterin at a tis light brown, almost like balls, on a dish h i lade dropped in his addition for dinner, quickly made, Picken Warre Cassa. —QCat the 8 into thin slices, put it into an earthen pan, sprinkle with salt, and let it lay f then drain and spread it before the fire for some hours; put 1t in a stone jar and add suflicient vinegar to with a little wace sud a few white pepper corns, Mixt Pt is 8h 14 it cabbag . 4 J or (Wo days; white cover, joil one whila boil DING 3 pint of sir in , Os Serve with TH : an ing - Lo] and four tablespoonini waten together, egg ur well 1 cream and sug i Crean Caxe.—Three eggs, one of sugar, two teaspoonfuls o baking powder, two tablepoonfuls one cup of flour; bake 8 and let them cool. of thick sweet cream and beat it i looks like ice cream ; sweeten and flavor with vanilla; put very thick between each layer of cake, COL cup water, one jelly tin JOLY IX A Drink for Each. “John White, 3:3 lid Christopher Columl his nbus 7 asked Honor a laborer who bad the rem. nants of a big drunk still hanging about him. “No, sir-—never did.” “WN ell, he discov ered Ami rica.” “Ind be? “He did, but covered one end of Cape Cod if he had got on a tear instead of attending to 1 i i of I his business, can hope become who fall 448 1 great. 1 a drunken stupor on a the world to re. i monuments Mi to own i CAll expect or i t erect over his deeds” “But I had “Wife run away ?" “Oh, no. 1 working over when 1 got ge woman was at hat she was one wives from Canada.” “Yeou™ “And it wasn't twenty minutes after that the wife I left in Indiana Seven years ago went past in the direc tion of my house.” “You." “Well, IT ecounld either drown myself or get drunk, and I thought it best to | get drunk. 1took a drink for each « ne, and the last I remember was trying to climb a lamp-post for apples.” “How 1s it about these wives ?” “Well, I was divorced from the two, nd I've got the papers to show for it, but I don't care about going home for a few daysyet. My last wife has a tongue { like a file, and a temper like a jack- { knife.” “Shail I send you up “If you please, give me thirty days, {and by that time the three will have settled all disputes over me.” “Well, I'll make it thirty,” “Thanks. As | told you before, I've got my divorces all O. K., but them | two women have come here with their | claws sharpened for business, and I'll | save my complexion by retiring from {the arena for afew days. I've pulled { hair with ‘em, and I know their best | hold.” — Free Press, tronble, your Honor." ily wish she had! Brady street word that a ny house, claim. 3 of my deserted Bir 5 £ I yest rday stran Was on ine : ng before i’ ER — Spare the Carpets, even with a sweeper, save them from unneccessary litter by care, about scat. tering fine chips or crumbs of wood, cloth, paper or food. Eating should be done in rooms easily cleaned, with carpets of oil-cloth, or similar material, or with bare floors, or with a linen ernmb-cloth, spread upon the carpet underneath the table. Children should not be allowed to run about the house with pieces of food in their hands, If their food is not all taken at the table, the child should be obliged to set still somewhere, catch- ing his crumbs upon a napkin, bib, o apron, instead of dropping them upon the floor. Taught habits of neatness, order soon becomes second nature, and they do not make themselves obnoxions | to orderly people. If they wish to whit. | tle, or to cut paper or dolly things in { your best rooms, vou need not neces- | sarly refuse them. Spread a large cloth | or newspaper down to eateh the chips or clippings, and see that it is safely emp- tied as soon as the child's work is done. | Grown up people are sometimes very | trying, because of their lack of this kind | of training. They pull flowers to pieces | in your parlors, whittle on your smoothly | shaven lawn, scatter fruit peelings and | cigar stumps about your vard, scribble on the covers of your magazines and margins of newspapers, and scratch | matches on the Spe of the house, or leave disagreeable marks of some kind in every possible place. Had they been would be impossible to them. hree dollars, ma'am,” her at the close of the lollars I” exclaimed ught I was to sit didn't say anything about money. this the way you swindle your customers ? If you won't give me my picture you can keep it, that's all; but I shall take good care to warn all my friends against coming here, sir.” And out she flounced, leav- ing the poor photographer the picture of despair, beside her own. “It will 1 said the photg® sitting. © ™ the woman, “2 for my picture. § strated, of intemperance also. BRVErance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardisn. The be at people need afflictions for trial of their virtue, How ean we exer- cise the grace of contentment, if all things succeed well; or that of forgive ness, if we have no enemies, Profanity never did any man the least good. No man is the richer, happier, wiser for it. It commends no one in 6] ple and abominable to the good. The Betting Young Maun, We bad on board, 8s a matter of course, the belting young man from | Chicago. No steamer ever sailed that did not have this young fellow aboard, and there are enough of them to last he Atlantic fora great many years. He new everything that everybody thinks hey know, but do not, and his delight was to propound a query, and then when you had answered it, to very coolly and exasperatingly remark: ‘‘Bet yer bottle of wine you're wrong.” The matter would be so simple and one of so common repute that im i | ately iger only to find that in some minute particular you ' i i 1 i You A" onth uth had won, For instance: “ Thompson, do you know how many States there are in the Union? Now any citizen of the United States who votes, and is eligible to the presi- dency, ought to know how many States there are in his beloved country with. | out thinking, but how many are there i Thompson answered : | “What a question! know." ‘‘ Bet yer bottle ye don’t.” “ Done.” “ There are— nd then Thompson would find him- Of course 1 “ lem as to whether Colorado bad been admitted, and Nevada, and Oregon, and { he would decide that one had and the other badn’t, and finally state the pum- { ber, with great certainty that it was wrong. The Chicago man's crowning bet oo- curred the last day out. The smoking { room was tolerably full, as were the | occupants, and everybody was bored as | everybody is on the last day. The Chi- | cago man had been silent for an hoar, { when suddenly he broke out: “Gentlemen—" { *“Oh, no more bets,” was the excla- | mation of the entire party. * Give us a vont,” “Idon’t want to bet, but I can show you something curious.” “ Well ¥ “J say it and mean it. I can drink a glass of water without its going down my throat.” ** And get it into your stomach 7” “Certainly.” There was a silence of considerably more than a minute. Every man in the {room had been victimized by this gatherer up of incaonsiderable trifles, and there was a general disposition to the better of 1 in some way if Here was the opportunity, 3 ev got im get possible, into his stomach without it going down { his throat? Impossible! And so the {usual boitle of wine was wagered, and { the Chicago man proceeded to accom- | plish the supposed impossible feat. It | was very easily done. All he did was { to stand upon his head on the seat that s of It went to his stomach, | but it did not go down his thoat. It { went ap his throat, And so his last triumph was greater than all his pre- | vious ones, for every man in the room | had been eager to accept his wager. From that time out had he offered to glas water, Toledo Diade, idence HE ——————— Care of the Ear. People who are inclined to deafness | should livo apart from the loud noises { of railroads, factories, iron mills, ete. { They should avoid with great care ex- | posure to cold and damp, and especially { should not wear thin shoes in walking {on demp ground or saturated brick | pavements. Children ought never to | be struck on the ear with the palm of | the hand, even in sport ; sudden deaf- | ness results sometimes from boxing the | ears, as well as the rupture of the tym- | panum. Often the sudden jar or shock { with the concussion of air on the ear Irives in the stapes or inner. bone, des- | troying its fanction sand diminishing | the sensibility of the nerves. A snow- { ball thrown with force on the ear, or an | accidential blow with a ball or bat, may easily cause deafness. As a cold in- | creases deafness, it should be avoided if | possible. Delicate persons should avoid { draughts on the ears, sitting in wet | clothes, sudden changes from the | heated atmosphere of crowded rooms to | cold winds, and other similar exposures. { Tobacco smoke is injurious to sensitive | nerves and sometimes induces a peculiar { diseased condition of the eustachian | tube. Smoking in the open air should | be especially avoided by persons whose | hearing is impaired, as it injuries the | throat, and the opening between the |throat and ear. No instruments {should be introduced into the ear, as | the delicate lining membrane is apt to | become irritated. r——————— { The best part of one's life is the per- | formance of one's daily duties. All higher motives, ideals, conceptions, sentiments, in a man, are of no acconnt if they do not come and strengthen him [forthe better discharge of the duties | which devolve upon him in the ordinary { affairs of life. et ——————— Sycophant, a tale-bairer, comes from sycos, the Greek word for fig. There wus once a law forbidding the trans- | porting of figs from Attica, and such as | gave information of the law-breakers "he married | an heiress always spoke of her as a capi- ! tal wife. | Opera singers are remarkably healthy, | considering the amount of male aris ! the business. | The boy who is tied to his mother's | apron strings is avielim of wais-tied opportunities, There was a young man of Pine Grove, Who said, “I wil go 10 my love” Bat when he drew near, Her parent yelied “Hove : Aud over the brick fence he shove, If the men were as silent about their many army reminiscences ss we now do. The ladies are worthy of being patterned after in this regard, Increase of Grain Production, Nothing cas more strikingly illusirate the wonderful progress of the United | States in wealth than a comparison be- | tween the production of cereals at stated periods. J. R. Dodge, special agent for the collection of statistics of agri bas submitted toSaperintendent Walker | of the census burean a detsiled state- ment of the results of the first count of area and grain product in all the States and Territories Shiatnad by the Prvest}. terse! 1080 and 870, respectively, relative io the crops of 1570 and 1800, We have room only for the aggregates. | The acreage of wheat in 1579 was 35, 487,060, and the production 459,501,008 | bushels ; in 1869 the production was | 287,745,026 bushels. The gain during the decade was seventy-three per cent., | while it was only sixty-six per cent. in | the decade of 1850-69. Illinois was the | largest producer, 51,136,445 bushels; and Rhode Island the smallest, 200 | bushels, | The acreage of corn in 1879 was 62,.- { 326,952 and the production 1,772,909,- 846 bushels ; in 1869 the production was 760,944,549 bushels. The incress™ sr the decade was 133 per cent. Again JI- { linois appears as the largest producer, | 327,796,535 bushels, and the Territory of Wyoming the smallest, sixty-five | bushels, | The acreage of oats in 1879 was 16. | 150,065 and the production 407,970,712 | bushels ; in 1869 the production was | 282,107,157 bushels. Illinois still keeps | the lead with 63,206,250 bushels, while the Territory of Arizona comes last, | showing 0624 bushels, Nearly bslf of | the oat crop of 1879 came from Illinois, Iowa, New York and Pennsyivania. The acreage of barley dm 1879 was 2,005,466, and the produet wis 44 140, - 479 bushels ; in 1869 the production was 20,761,805. California and New York produced nearly half the crop of 1879, Visconsin, Jowa and Minnesota show- ing the heaviest increase. The acreage of rye in 1879 was 1,844,- 1821, and the production 19,863,632 | bushels; the production in 1869 was | 16,918,795 bushels. Pennsylvania is the | largest producer, 3,683,621 bushels. The | increase in this crop has been only seven- | teen per cent, and there is a decresseof production in proportion to population, | The acreage of buckwheat in 1879 | was 851,364 and the production 11,857, | 738 bushels, against 9,821,721 bushels in 1869. Two-thirds of this crop in | 1879 was grown in New York and Penn- sylvania. The total increase of produe- | lon did uot keep pace with that of pop- | ulation. {of grain during the last decade was Sawdust, In New York there are about five hun- dred venders of sawdust, having a capital two hundred thousand dollars annually. Forty years ago the mills were glad to hava the sawdust carted away: twenty- cents a load at the mills, It is used at the hotels, eating houses, groceries, and spread over floors in order to make the | sweeping cleaner work. Plumbers use | a great deal about pipes, and builders to Soda-water { men and packers of glass and small arti- | cles of every kind use it, and dolls and | some living creatures are more or less [stuffed with it. Washington market | takes two or three loads a day, and 3 | great deal is s on the piers, an Stables require muY loads a oo Yel- | low pine makes the best sawdust, as it is the least dusty, and has a good, healthy { smell. But any white wood dust will do. They make a great deal of black walunt sawdust, but it will not sell, and it is burned. The Mustang of Australia. The mustang of the American conti- nent has itscounterpart in the ‘‘brum- bie” of Australia, large herds of which exist in the interior partsof Queensland and New South Wales. These animals are so numerous that they have often been destroyed and boiled down for the sake of their tallow and hides; and in some of the newly-setiled districts they swarm in such numbers that the squat- ters have to protect themselves and the pasturage against thir inroads. Brumbie- stalking is a recognized pastime, the destruction of the wild horses being as necessary as the destruction of kangaroos or rabbits. The sport of capturing and taming these animals,’ however, has attracted a good many adventurous spirits, who adopt tactics somewhat simi- lar to those adopted by the inhabitants of Mexico and South America. The hardiuess and size and strength of these brumbies are remarkable, and when trained they are of considerable value. Their progeny, when crossed with Euro- n horses, possess excellent qualities. t is recorded that in one year no less than seven thousand wild horses have been shot on a single station in New South Wales. - Minnie Palmer, the actress, is under $5,000 bonds to her manager not to marry for five rears.