The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, May 05, 1881, Image 1
- Conguer Thyself, "Tis a good thing sometimes to be alone, Bit calmly down and look self in the face, Ransack the heart, search every secret place; Prayful uproot the baneful seeds there sown, Pluck out the weeds ere the full erop is grown, Gird up the loins afresh, to run the race, Foster all noble thoughts, cast out the base Thrust forth the bad and make the good thine own. Who has the courage thus to look within ? | The foe may harass, but can ne'er surprise Or over him ignoble conquest win, Oh, doubt it not if thou wonidst wear the erown, Self, baer self, must first be trampled John down {shha The Old Farmer's Elegy. On a green, grassy knoll, by the banks of brook, thu FRIED Ix VOLUME XIV. That so long and so often has watered his flock, The old farmer rests in } X long and last sleep, While the waters a low, lapsing lullaby keg No morn shall awake him to labor again, ! Yon tree, that with fragrance 1s Alling the aly, | So rich with its blossom By his own hand was planted; and well did he | na so thrifty § BAY, i would live when AWAY, He has plowed his bs last grain; No morn shall awake hin 3 hack 3 lantar ha Hs plantar nad i It There's the well that he dug, cold, ith its wel, dripping bucket, old, No more from drawn, For the * pitcher is broken, gone, He has plowed fs last farroy last grain; No mor n shall awake him to lal "Twas a gloamy-giving day when the okd farmer The stout-hearted mourned, cried And th BRN, For they 0 He has plowed his fast grain: No morn shall f } i A NARROW ESCAPE. I<ditor and Proprietor, CENTRE PA., - MAY 3 3 A SSW Es ” a . Year, in Advance. 1881. NUMBER 17. Alexia, “but I don't think she saw She's decidedly eccentric, 1 wager.” “So are all talented people,” “Tell Israel to get the 1 do RQ long ti look into her deep, intellectual “I think you'll be disappointed in sald Alexia. “I never can be disappointed fires me said Imogen, boat eves,’ in the said Im ) “Emily Eglantin Why the very name is a pass-Key f ¥ i heart of hearts!” And she went to put lark ) rx iu Ron ith she, to her pull the stro “I'd like ol, wistfully 5 % & 8 JIVE AN “No I" said Miss Poyntz, with author “We are better by ourselves.” And n, as Israel went dejectedly back tothe “That to go me too,” said Is “up fared I've always wanted to oress ¥ fellow is “1 think he's very nice,” said Alexia, ‘And his father owns the largest farm the beach. And they ‘ve been offered the Salt Assogation ” 1s differ,” said Imogen, drily, ulled out into deep water. ‘Oh, re she is, pacing thought eves fixed on the shi K Oh, i an authoress!” ' whispered Alexia. “She Pall a little nearer ho 3. 3 OY ut Oh, do Listen | dlies it 1s to be 5.3 a ng. X . rr 3 w— : OF id the . \ ' Good-morning said the stout voung with the umbrella. “Good-morning I" oung poke bonnet and the the two sisters an accent of tenderest respect and admiration in ir voices, “Going out demanded the inspired one. “I'd like to go, too!” Imogen cast a glance pressed delight and triumph at her sis 3 an Salling o § ¥ le of scarceliv-re It was dreadfully dull at Elderbush | Farm. for six months. “Tf my girls are so bewitched after the seaside,” said he, “and the country, I'll | market at a low rate, and Mr. Poyntz | engaged it, ready-furnished, with a gard ener, a cow, and the pony phaeton, with | a blind pony thrown mn. Mrs. Poyntz and the girls, however such is the perversity of human nature | of the bargain which had been driven. “But, pa,” said Miss Imogen, “we | didn't mean a one-storied house in a | swamp of salt marshes! We meant Cape | May, or Atlantic City, or else that dear, picturesque Delaware Water Gap I” “There's no society here, girl just out of boarding-school. “Nothing going on,” said Mrs. Poyntz, a stout matron, who did a great deal of i dozen “leagues,” “societies” and “com- “We should only be too proud,” said ng haste to draw her boat up gside the sandy beach. ung person stepped in, rather must be owned, for 1@ who Alexia pulled off, and Imogen made an effort at conversation. “I amone of vournnknown admirers,” “Eh 7” said the poetess. “I am so delighted for an opportunity knowing you personally,” added Miss “Every syllable of ‘Eglant ay’ is impressed upon my memory.” The stout young woman stared. Imo- avorably. Tt f “Py rhaps,” it, “she’s a little 1y and sensi it her own produc ns. I'll try another topic.” And she I hope you like the coun- ty 3 8 But the stout voung person seemed -she was 3 ner mter- else “Youn can make butter and cheese,” | said Mr. Poyntz, who had discovered the remains of an ancient barrel-churn in the cellar. *“‘And there is the ocean view, | nd the pony, and the new row of board- ing-houses just around the Point.” “It's all very well for papa,” said Imo- gen. “He can goup to town every day. But we shall be bored to death down in | this wilderness!” | Unfortunately, however, there was no sweetly “Would you “(Get out of this!” said the young per- umbreila- “Come, both o Alexia wer in blank water-colors, walking, and boating in a | venerable skiff which they found at the back of the barn, while their mother en- deavored to modernize the house with Eastlake chintzes, muslin draperies and home-made lambrequins. One day, Israel, the hired man, came | in. “Heard the news #" said Israel, who was one of those free-and-equal sons of | the republic who never dream of the wide social gulf that exists between em- ployer and employe. “No,” said Miss Alexia, who was re- | duced by cirenmstances to be glad even of a gossip with a “hired man.” “What pews? 1 didn’t know they ever had any news in this benighted region.” “Once in awhile,” said Israel, with a ” er—a poetess, from Philadelfy. P'raps you've heard of her—Miss Emily Eglan- | tine ?” | Alexia and Imogen clasped their hands enthusiastically. They were both in- clined to be literary. “‘Heard of her 7” cried they. “Why we know all her delicions poems by heart. We've read them in the Trans- | cendental Weekly ever since we can re- member. ! It has been £ Miss Eglantine! the dream of our lifetimes to see her.” Israel chewed a straw, reflectively, “I read some pretty verses once that | self 1” with “hut “I'm a deposed queen,” said she: mn 8 aepOse queen, Bad He Imogen, dropping her own oar with a t rescue, and a which the frail en 3 ne Lr Not one of them could swim; but, | Mr. Parker pulled out “Well,” said Mr. Parker, scratching iis head, when he had got the stout with the two Misses “it's a good thing she hadn't She's as mad as a Mareh It's my wile's sister, As we thought, sea air and plenty of But if these are the sapers you are going to cent ap, Adeliza mek again, of I thought it was Miss Eglantine, it's quite an art to sling rhymes together. I never could do it, I know.” “But what is she like ?” impatiently | cried Alexia. owy, with—" “I only seen her trunks,” said Israel —*two on 'em—marked ‘E. E.’—with canvas covers on ; big enough for smoke- | houses. I guess Mis’ Parker had a jol- | ly old time, gettin’ "em up the crooked staircase. Pete Hawley, the express- | man, he told me abont it.” i And he went out to harness the old | pony, to bring Mr. Poyntz from the sta- | tion. Imogen and Alexia looked at each | other. | “How shall we contrive to get ac- guainted with her ?” said they. | { said Mr. Par here, but she “Bless you, miss, no,” ker. “The trunks are While Alexia, sitting under the same rug with Israel Peck, had not a word to And they all went home to hot tea, bottles of boiling water and well-warmed blankets, Adeliza Mary Stubbs went back to the asylum. Miss Eglantine came down the next week, an elderly lady, in blue spectacles and a cap, whom Imogen Poyntz pronounced “decidedly stupid,” and Alexia became engaged to Israel, “He saved my life,” said she, “when we were out in that horrid little boat good and substantial—worth a dozen ted Alexia. “Of course,” said Imogen. “Wher- | ever she goes, she is tormented to death | with people, begging introductions.” | “No,” said Alexia; “the matter must | be quite spontaneous. An acquaintance | of this sort must be formed accidental- | ly, or not at all.” | “There will be plenty of chances,” ob- | served Imogen. “She must be here for the benefit of the sea-air, and she’ll walk a deal on the beach. You and I will go boating, Lex, and so it will be the most patural thing in the world that we should . Dear me! to think that Emily tine should be as good as our Joor neighbor! How I should de- 0 have her autograph in my al- b next morning Alexia, who had broad early to secure fresh eggs pmelettes, in which her father’s Ral soul delighted, returned with bws that Mrs. Parker's new board- as out walking on the beach. ‘What is she like ?” cried eager Imo- gen. “Short and stout,” Alexia answered, in accents which denoted a slight degree of disappointment. ‘And she wears a poke-bonnet, and thick boots, and stamps up and down the sands, with an umbrella under her arm, and talks to herself.” «That is genius,” cried the delighted Imogen. “I dare say the mood of in- sniration was upon her. Oh, Lex, how I should like to see her !” And Imogen's enthusiasm about au- thors and authoresses is considerably lessened. Why It Pays to Read? One's physical frame—his body, his muscles, his feet, his hands—is only a living machine, It is his mind, controll- ing and directing that machine, that gives it power and efficacy. The successful use of the body depends wholly upon the mind —npon its ability to direct the will, If one ties his arm in a sling it becomes weak and finally powerless. Keep it in active exercise, and it ac- quires vigor and strength, and it is dis- ciplined to use this strength as de- sired, just as one’s mind, by active ex- ercise in thinking, reasoning, studying observing, acquires vigor, strength, mainly uses his muscles. the effort to combat the errors. combat invigorates his mind. hard toil. BEARDED BEAUTIES, Newfoundland Indians, head of the tribe was old Abra a fine of his race, ht 1 ling about lin i Esils The ham Joe, i GIrls Whe Ave Blessed wiih Hirsute Adora. ments, specimen ni active, nprig feet (AI, 8 Bix , and broad and strong in proportion He has spent nearly all his life Newfound land, and knew the interior of the island ] He was a good hunter, trapper and guide, but he had well, he is dead, and 1 will put in mildly-—he had the bump of acquisitive Hess highly de veloped. They had, 1 should imagine, a very pleasant life, these Indians; and if one ean judge by tae independence of the me fn, and the nature and quality of the clothing worn by the girls, they must have been very well off in this world’s goods. They had comfortable little cabins in whieh the y spent the winter in idl OSH, The the "sand the profe AROT, when asked of in considerable such eases, two inches in number of s0 aftlieted, I'he trouble usually in women who are of and more frequently in middle in youth. When n with large, bushy eyebrows, grow together, you may be hat she impe , if she will only take the necessary pains. Hirsute adornments are not so | frequent in young women, although they § 4 A girl 0 rowth of down upon the upper It annoys her, frequency in dark com better than any man hiving YOU S6¢ A Call FTOW all ft on Oo ften has Hh lip or the chin. and she keeps feeling it and pulling it constantly, Perhaps she endeavors to elip it with a SOme to shave it suit is a heavier growth next time, which becomes so prom removed, The where the hal appearance is on the upper lip , although it sometimes ap- ig side of the face and even on As a general thing I be. ieve that those bearded women which are advertised by shows are frauds, but in the course of my practice I have seen } Ole woman who could raise 0 heavy beard if she only wished to enlti. vate it." comparative little or single exception to this ru of old Abraham Joe's SONS, who carried the mail during the winter and spring months between St. John's 1880S CASES CRITIINY nothing AWRY » Pe } Was 11 Cine of Olt and the copper mines at the entrance of the bay He was well paid, and desery edly so, for his was an arduous Traveling Oli SHOW shox » ba kward and forward over a disnce of some hun dreds of long, WEary, desolate, monoto nous miles, over bare wind-swept bar rens, through dense pine forests and thick alder swamps, without a mark to guide or a hut to shelter tramping on alone with to cheer one on the lonely way, without the chance even of seeing a human be ing from one end of the journey to the other ; strugeling along from dawn to dark of the short, wintry days against or in the bitter cold of hard frosty weather ; l g nights by tast LIBR more ti the traveler; “Po many women shave “Why, ves, a great many is generally supposed. The traces that the shaving with heavy powder and plaster, never you see a lady, especially if » middle-aged, and more especial be dark-featured, wearing a of lily-white, one of the that she no companion than the more 3 hide leay 08 doses of snow, storm, or sleet, crouching through the long Y fire with a few bushes stuck in for shelter ; sudden thaw, when the softened snow ! clogs and sticks in the netting of the | snowshoes, and progress almost im possible exposed to mal de snow blindness, and all the ol a forest life-—such an occupati i on that fully deserves to be pa However, the activity of this particul “Joe” was abnormal ; the family spent their winters | about the beach, making perhaps a coating has been shav- xh it is not the only infer thing is certain, a lady who ust use powder in large quan and there are manv ladies who shave.” : “ Is this superfluous facial decoration easily removed ¥” ‘No, ft. All the books recom- nend depilatories, b are usual They are composed { quicklime and orpient, which 8 & preparation of arsenic, and the only sffect 1s to cut off the hair to the surface leaving the root intact, to There is another f treatment, bu YW nful, and requires the aid of so an operator, that it is seldom In this latter, which is known as rie method, the patient sits in a 1g in her right hand a sponge whieh nnected with the negative pole of an electnoe battery. The oper. ator holds a needle or fine wire which is connected with the positive pole, and this he thrusts with a quick motion down each cell or follicle, thus destrov the Each time the hes the skin a severe shock is caused, which will cause a nervous patient to scream out with pain, and if the operator is a bungler, or if his nerve is not very steady, he will miss his mar} more intense agony. Not more than one, or at two d one sitting thoug Uni caught perhaps in pd 11 it 18 ne Well at these rvice. few mast hoops, butter tubs, or fish barrels, or sitting by the stove indoors, smoki their pipes and doing nothing stimmer they fished a little, and autumn the whole community Indian brook and spent tl the interior or the island, trapping beavers and otters, pretty plentiful man could make a good income out of a couple of months’ hard work, furring in the fall. tertain, to a limited extent, co tic principles, while partially mg at the same time the r ht of private he 3 ownership in land 3 3 use each olin boats, CRIOeS, would without hesitat but them nevertheless as be longing individual member of wandered about the island ] rently haphamard, aimless, happy Incky way, and some member or otl { up at 1 BRIN, rain als ile Ais Of £ It 18 SO si and pai skillful in those day is €O m " 3 These “Joes appeared to en ) nuns recom into ftivin root. HAA tO vO1 \ 1 needle ig ete ’ Rime? i . in Anh aj most attended to indeed, very few patients can sit for one-fourth of the last number and hence vou will see that the tion is extremely painful. Sowetimes women a t to operate upon them. selves They heat needles and endeay- or to introduce them into the capillary The usual result is that the carbon which acenmulates in the needle during heating is imbedded in the epi- underskin, and a first-class case of tattooing is the result. Then, again, many ladies acid for .the | Svuciance, : : purpose, and permanently scar their 8nd after consuming enough good foo Others the hair with | for three men and swallowing , quarts of tea, would say, “Well, | pose I shall be going now. Adieu, g tleman, adien. Yes, I guess I was ty hungry ; most starved, 1 Lord Dunraven, WISE WORDS, at nl of the family was always turning odd times in unexpected places, times we wonld meet a Joe striding opera. | Some barren or i canoe ; ocoasionally mito our camp, m where, unprovided with provisions or baggage of any furnished only with a pipe, t rusty gun and some powder an He would sit down quietly In and chat a little and smoke ¢ after a while accept, with an mvitation to eat and « zen hairs, can Crossing a a Joe 8 AWAY i item Cells, ' : dermis, or appar use remove Washington iously mentioned, uses the His prices are high being charged for uprooting one poor little silky mustache, He has a great many patients at this rate, however, and thriving business, In view of the above facts, it wonld be wise for the young men who are meditating matrimony, and who anxious to marry natural uriosities, to get on kissing terms with heir girl as soon as possible and to avail themselves of this right on every Pay particular » the feel of the upper lip at test, for that is the place where the trouble is likely to occur. If the lady does not shave very often, this test will be sure to detect the pressure of this ol The box RK {o be read.” savs Dr. Me unpleasant addition to the femaie conn- | Cosh, * is not the one which thinks for tenance.—St Louis Post. you, but the which think." Any one may do a casual act of good nature, but a continuation of them shows in part the temperament of the individual, Conceit and confidence are both of practitioner on OX DHE as much as 8§300 does a Help somebody worse off than : self, and yon are better off than you fancied. To endeavor to work upon the vulgar with fine sense is like attempting to hew blocks with a razor. are not { - : 5 lo : . The sublimity of wisdom is to do those things living which are desired to be when dying. possible occasion, attention t« Let him who regards the loss of time make proper that which is to come in the future. every use ol one makes you POPULAR SCIENCE. Althh mgh Le had examined over one hundred hearts of children and grown. up people, Dr. Tangier discovered J ! blood-vessels in the heart valves in them cheats; the first always 1M Poses only one case, that of a woman of sixty, on itself, the second frequently deceives in whom they were evidently the result others too. of a pathological process, If men knew all that women think, Geologists av that the immense delta | they would be twenty times more anda of the Mississippi was manufactured by | cious. If women know what men think, an ancient river of prodigiods magni- | they would be twenty times more co tude, which ran from Lake Michigan to quettish. the Gulf of Mexico, and flowed about Like dogs in the wheel, birds in the three hundred feet below the present cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious land level. men still ekmb, and climb, with great About 5.000 stars are visible to the | labor, and incessant anxiety, but never naked eve. There are 18,000,000 stars | reach the top. in the Milky Way. Even the stars that Three things too much and three we call fixed are in constant motion. | things too little are pernicious to man Areturus moves through space three to spend much and have little ; to pre- times as fast us the earth, but it takes a sume much and be worth little ; to talk hundred years to move the eighth part | much and know little. of the apparent diameter of the moon. Memnon's image imparted not As the result of his personal observa. mysterions strains except at the touch tions, M. Carlet states that the walking | of the sunbeams, nor will manner yield of insects may be represented by that! its true witchery from any inspiration of three men in Indian file, the fore- | but that of the soul. most and hindmost of whom keep step Taking Comfort in Lite. with each other, while the middle one : : : J : ry Sooner or later, friends, the time for walks in the alternate step. The walk hand rill come s all ing of arachnids can be represented by folded npds will come So us a, : ia + | Whether or not we cease from hurry and four men in file, the even numbered | °° a lay shut o ones walking in one step, while the odd | WOITY Now, we shall one day shut our numbered ones walk in the alternate |p. boo it, and lie still untroubled by step. the stir and fret of things show ou, : ica] . Why not take comfort as we go? South Africa has lately derived a very prond mother of a beautiful, active boy, considerable revenue from ostrich farm- | of what use will it be to you to remem: ing, but the gain from this industry has ber how exquisitely fine was his raiment, very recently been greatly diminished how daintily spread his bed and how | by a sort of deadly disease which pre- costly and profuse his toys ? What the vails among the young birds. Mr. | Jhild needs is mothering, brooding, Arthur Douglas found that the mor- | {onder resting on vour heart, snd he tality was due to new species of worms | ,.ads it every step of the way from baby- which subsisted on the coats of the | 150d to manhood. Take the comfort of ostriches’ stomachs, and Dr. Spencer | your opportunities. Never mind though Cobold has named them Strongylus the dress be coarse, and the food plain, douglasii. The cause of the production | 4,1 the playthings few, but answer the of these parasites is unknown, nor has questions, tell the stories, spare the half- any means been thus far discovered ford jour at bed-time and be merry and gay, | destroying them. , : its confidential and sympathetic with your A novel stenographic machine for | boy. And you, whose graceful young The machine is | fair womanliness, do not be so occupied Why are shorthand, ave | her friends, her interests, and her en- The signs registered | Why does she visit here and there, and | machine can be successfully used by a | and you scarcely know the people by | person unacquainted even with the lan- | sight? You are losing precious hours guage spoken. They are being used in | and the comfort you ought to take is | the Italian chamber of deputies, and | flying fast away on those wings of time | are rapidly superseding shorthand re- | that are never overtaken. — Golden | porters in all ce. Censor. HEALTH HINTS, Lotion dram; cologne Muriate water, "RECKLE AMMonia, one two drams; distilled water, seven ounces; mix use as a wash, It contains nothing in Juriou ty Take two drams of borax, one dram of Roman alum, one dram of camphor, half ugar wy and one pound of ox-gall; mix and stir well for ten minutes or 80, and repeat this stirring three or four a day for a fortmight, until it appears clear and tran parent; sirain through blotting paper and bottle up for use Wasu ror SUNBURN an ounce of » CRI tines AN EXxceriext DRINK POR THE SICK. Toast ripe Indian corn quite brown, or even a little black, and put it into hot water Lo steep; drink when cold. This makes one of the best drinks for the sick, and will often SLOP Bld kness at the stomach when all other remedies fail Lay There is deal of 1 in the following advice Never use anything but light blankets he sick. The he avy, lmper vious counterpane is bad, for the reason that it keeps the exhalations from the of the sick while the blanket allows them to ass through Weak persons are invariably distressed by a great weight of bedelothes, which often prevent their sound sled pw hatever Braxxprs a good BOING tO cover pores person, getting ge ¥ any Reser vou Heapacues.—Dr. Day says, in a late lecture: Whatever be the plan of treatment decided upon, rest is the first pring iple to inenleate In eve ry Rest, which the busy ¥ 1 * 1 and anxious mother ; overs hie wdache, cannot obtain 1g as they manage to keep of about, for every never coasa to I'he n when efoited as niet and repose as a frac inflamed eve: it is ob of shortening the pain will de pend on our power to have this carried allv. It is to keep s AULIY IN Vid first remedies ache » and we id the ral nd arresting the out eflectn a practical lesson w, in that le headache magnitude onary if quietnde there f simj vy kor y nENown a point treatment of the head pillow hard, into it some § i elevated at nigl for if it be soft the sinks 3 with Oe an attack in the morning, if sl n long and Leavy, How Indians Retorn Calls, A party of Sioux Indians were guests ing Milwanl indies had a great at i i Bi 0 ona with them, studwn Hs, [hat 1 except one lady 1 he ladie # called upon the Indians and $43 raed the calls al 18, thev all di most he ne the SAVALZeSs rein fore the ladies lady L alle od On 8 « hile d tired a knock ath 3 gol 10 thelr rooms. f and then went to pretly r door Her room an BOON We WAS f ¥y 1 3 found that him to come in them it was th dine in i iH in walked Mr. Indian, She and pulled the bed y were those shade stocking hh for his feeble int up by the The lady tremble He Hi and sad, d and wished cemed to take r the hair on the L 1% elect he would FO away, great delight in exan the | much as to ws tile trix and taken arean, and uly as has made LY rung it as thougl and pretty soon th vited the Indian to go downstairs and take a drink. The Indy locked that door O00 quick, and So will never leave it open again when there are Indians in town. She says her har bn rean—fairly turned gray from fright Milwaskee { Wis.) Sun. the Name Ward” There has been not a little specula tion as to how Brown came by his fe pl , “ Artemus Ward.” Dr. Shat. avs, that having some confidential business with Him during one of his last visits 40 Waterford, he took the oe casion to inguire in particular about it. Brown said it was in this wise: While engaged at the Plain-Dealer office, in Oleveland, Ohio, he made the ac gquaintance of an eccentric old gentle man whose actual name was Arlemus Ward, though assuming some more pre tentious titles, This man was in the show business, having a few ‘wax flegers,” birds, “enaix,” and a kanga While waiting on the printers for his bills he amused Brown by telling an endless number of anecdotes, all of which were duly treasured np. Among these were some of the incidents in Brown's article entitled “Edwin For rest as Othello,” He referred to the following as one of the contributions of the original Artemus Ward: “1d was actin’ at Niblo's garding, but let that pars, I sot down in the pit, took out my spectacles and com- menced peroosin’ the evenin's bill, * * % As I was peroosin’ the bill, a grave young man who sot near me axed me if I'd ever seen Forrest dance the ‘ Essence of Old Virginny.' “i He's immense in that sed voung man. ‘He also does a fair champion jig,’ the young man con- tinued, ‘but his big thing is the ‘ Es sense of Old Virginny.' “Bez 1: “Fair youth, do yon know what I'd do with you if you was my sun?’ “i No,’ sez he. “Wall! I Cathe al (3) the The Origin of * Artemus OO, the soz I, ‘I'd appint your funeral to-morrow arternoon, and the korps should be ready! You're too smart to-live on this yearth.'” The old man elanimed himself to be the hero of this story. Brown, however, wanted the eredit of correcting the spelling and of dressing the stories up in good literary style. Pleased with tlie name, he attached it to several of his comic productions, and finding that it took with the public, adopted “A Ward” as his own, — Scribner, . It was their first night aboard the steamer, ** At last,” he said, tenderly, “we are all alone out upon the deep waters of the dark bine sea, and your heart will always beat for me as it has | beat in the past?’ ‘My heart's all | my stomach feels awful.” SUNDAY READING, Each Others Burdens, Life teems with unnecessary Foi living soul there is work to do, effort to make, sorrow to alleviate, Hear eyory should pass without an effort, however feeble, to lessen the load of suffering pressing so unequally on the lives of those around us, All ean do some little, and if each soul that has suffered would take a share in removing or lessening the burden of another, life would be other than it is, An old writer beauti- fully says: “All ean give a smile” How few can value a smile as they should who does not know the brightuess which some faces bring wheneve: they Appear ? The smile of lindly recognition, the scknowledg- nent of existing suffering, the nasonry of endurance, all are conveyed by a glance, and none can tell how often the effort to be cheerful has helped weaker sufferer to endure News. vel Social Heligious Notes, The general synod of the Evangelical Latheran church in the United States will be held at Altoona, Penn., June 5, There were over 700 preachers re- ceived into the itinerant ministry of the AM. E. chiarch during the year 1880, an aversge of about two each day for the year. There are, it appears, in the United States no less than fifteen distinct Meth- odist denominations, of which the Methodist Episcopal and Methodist Epiecopal South charches are by far the largest. Of the fifteen churches, eight are Episcopal and seven Presbyterian and Independent. The total of com- municants is 6,521,000, which is esti. mated to represent a Methodist popu. lation of 14,086,400, The { complains that since 1873 there have been appointed for the United States pavy seven chap- lains, of whom six were Episcopalians and one a Baptist. Of the last nine appointed eight have been Episcopalians, Two vacancies have occured recently, Congregalionaig and one by the retirement of a Presby- terian, and both have heen filled by Episcopalians. There are now twenty-four chaplains as follows : Ten Episcopalians, Methodists, five Baptists, one Presbyterian and one Congregationalist The was what seven first Bible printed in America known Eliot's Indian Bible, which was printed in Cambridge, Mass., in 1661, by the “Commissioners of the United Colonies in New England, with the consent of the corporation in England, for the pro- pagation of the Gospel among the In. dians of New England.” It was printed in the dialect of the Natick Indians, and th translation was the work of John Eliot, a missionary and pastor at Roxbury, Mass, The Nunday Sol HOB l for choir and not among singers to magnify is nas at the charge and Times has this bit There is a nnnatural tendency the mechani- cal part of the song at the expense of the inner spirit and real purpose; and this te: most injurious when s yooal exercise is the nusic can be devoted the worship of God. Oftentimes there i prety and devotional up z of the soul in a poorly sung hymn of the most artistically ren d, simply because the object of the ym 8 ever } in the one case, i really forgotten in the other. If best singers would but remember to hom thou rich gift 15 0 be offered, to what influential work it may be uy God's will, their BONS would the fervent spirit of that great Old l'estament musician who exclaimed ‘ Let everything that hath breath praise the Lord!” We know of some musicians whi a practice to say a brief vraver before taking their part in sacred and the is ono which ought 1» be far more general than it is, singers Of constant dency is thie Purpose « { ti hest to which MAR 1 Ong resent gliare 3 » MIAKO FOTVIOOK, custom A —— CURIOUS FACTS, The numbor of bones in the human body is 240, The average number of teeth is thirty-two. The velooity electro waves through the Atlantic cables is from 7,000 to 8,000 miles per second, of the A magnet weighing two ounces sus. weight of three pounds two twenty-five own tains A OGUNCes, times its weight. There is a species of the crow in Flor ida that gives vent to a series of haw! haws! in exact imitation of the human vole, A wild elephant may generally be tamed s0 as to be conducted from place to place unfettered, in about six months, If the crab often interrupted he will, hike the apide K, pretend to be dead, and will watch an opportunity to sink himself into the sand, keeping only his CYOR above Jay an has 4,337 postoflices, and the aggregate length of its mail routes in operation is 42,208 miles. The money- order system is employed to the publie satisfaction, or The tiger does not naturally possess, but easily acquires, a love of human flosh, When he bas ence tasted it, the spell of man's supremacy is broken, and ever after that, it is said, he prefers it to any other, if the earth could be suddenly stopped in her orbit, and allowed to fall unobstructed toward the sun, under the accelerating influence of his attraction, she would reach the central fire in about four months, of her orbit that, to make its cirenit in a vear, she has to move nearly nineteen miles a second, or more than fifty times faster than the swiftest rifle ball, and, moving twenty miles, her path deviates from perfect straightness by less than one-eighth of an inch. ie — Fretful Words, Why be so severe in dealing with the faults of those at home while we excuse anvthing friends or acquaintances may do? The laws of politeness should be binding at home as well as abroad, We enjoy seeing our husbands and wives polite to our neighbors, only let us be sure to practice our good manners at home, There are husbands who would hasten to assure a neighbor's wife, who that they “greatly enjoyed them when they were so nice and brown,” who would never think their own wives needed the same consideration. No man can be a gentleman, though ever so genial abroad, who is a tyrant or habit. ual fanlt-finder at home ; and no woman is a real lady who is not a lady at home in her morning wrapper, as well as in gilk in her neighbor's parlop, One mem- ber of a family who begins the day with frotful words and harsh tones, is gener- ally enough to spoil the happiness and temper of the whole for the day. Not guffer in silence ; but every such word | makes somebody's heart ache ; and, asa | rule, it is somebody whom we love and would do anything for, except to keep | back the ankind, sarcastic word, Then do not let us make ourselves and others | miserable by being fretful at home. FUN AT WEDDINGS, The Humorous Side of Matrimony as Obs By the way, there Las not for ten | Marri assed by Serer ie b years been a time when the women of | wt he Hage ii G hi sto New York left the coloring of their hair | hr i, an 1s generally snoountered ow ring FAME | with fear and trepidation, It and death #0 much to nature as they do this! i J ; | constitute the dread nnknowns, This spring. Bleached blondes are mighty | element of uncertainty, joined with the scarce, and when found are bad, Even | solemnity of the occasion, seems to gray hair is not concealed, and the only | oi 06 evoke ludicrous incidents at hirsute falsification at all fashionable is | Nii and there is not a minister in the turning of auburn and brown to | the land who has not a or more of red. Hair-dressing has not yet settled | 3 0 0 Gis a minora As’ illus down into any recognized style for | : i id 1881, and it ia ho oben : ta irating the nervousnens incident Dah else that the lo bandoned buneh of | | ot : he Eig hat | 1 " a Joma} | napes of nee ay the us narrated below. ; ls {| A few years since a young gentleman our necks, — Nae York Letter, from the interior of the State came to tha ity for the purpose of meeting here and marr i Mrs. Mary Macutchen, of Lawrence, | jaf poy Jing aung lady who, ing Kan., is, according to popular report, | found a home with an sunt, who was de- the best farmer of the neighborhood. | sidedly opposed to the match. The Ten years ago she was left a widow with | ian was for the gentleman to come to a few acres of land and four children. | Dotroit on an early train, make the She went to work, literally putting her | eo oumury arrangements and mast her at hand to the plow. Boon she added to ghe depot at 7 o'clock in the evening. her property by purchase and improve: | Assompanied by a friend, a parson was ment. In 1874 she contracted for an | found who consented to the ceremony unimproved farm for $1,800, which she being performed in his own parlors, gave to one of her boys. Bhe has since | 4.4 al) preparations com , the paid for the land from the surplus prod- | gentleman repaired to a hotel for » uiet ucts of her own farm of 120 meres. | suoke before the train should arrive. Last year she bought a farm of 150 | While so engaged the intended bride acres at the price of $2000, one- | groom bethought him of the financial fourth of which she has already paid, | nhyse of the transsetion and inquired and will pay over the other fourth from | of his friend what was the eusto the crops of this year. She works her | foo ond how and when it was to be pai farm with the aid of her two sons and | ynglogetically adding, with a Bite without much hired help. This is a! vous lsugh, “You see, my boy, I good example of what has been done in | | vor was married before” : ” the midst of hard times in Kansas by 8! The desired information was given, widow with a family of children and 10 | {},e soon-to-be Benedict withdrew to Tesourees, a side table, procured paper and an envelope, and indited a note to the Thousands of mothers slave, grow: elergyiman has ing in dor in & nd prematurely old, forget and negleot | © 0" Ca at the same ri wishing he their own accomplishments, abd drag | ooo hie to give more. The reverend Shomitelbas ubout as mere aphends ges, gentleman declares that he wished the something belween a nurse and a house- | R a h hd keeper to a daughter too young to realize sume; fon the envelope did not contain or appreciate the sacrifices made for Di equally common is the experi- her. It is every person's business to! nee of oer those who 30 Expary make morally, mentally, physically, all | 31 Jove of schemes to evade pay- of themselves that is possible, and this | + 4 well-known clergyman nar- settling down at thirty-five and forty | rates an instant in point. 2s was then into an old woman and taking a back | preaching at Dexter, when an appar seat that the daughters may shine is & | L010 vordant couple iD over to his mistake, and defeats the very end’ 4° from the hotel. They had come sought. There's often altogether too |, oon on purpose to be united by this much done for children, and the chief clergyman, they ssid and were going on result is that of making them helpless, | . «iower” The ceremony over. the dependent creatures. Mothers to-day groom thrust his hands deep into one are saving: “1 don't care for myself pocket after another, and then with well- now, so that Effie or Nettie get their | io 1.003 annovance ejsculsted: *1 full quota of accomplishments,” when, declare Jane, have left my BRE in if that mother went on building herself | 3 | trunk overat the hotel 1* Hawo up on the basis of her own matured ex- | go right over and get it, and be back in perience and ceased to sink and absorb | © Soe. The clergyman, however. rerself so completely in Effie and |}.3 heen bitten before, snd blandly Nettie, the world with which she came sug rested that inasmuch as he was com- in contact might be profited. Society ack so soon the bride could wait needs matured women as live, potent | Co vrtil his return. This arrange factors, and the shining should not be | port seemed to be satisfactory and the left entirely to fladgelings. Were there | groom started for the hotel.” He soon time and space a word would be said | “i003 and said: “Jane, I can't nn- here in this matter for the old man, too, | Jock that pesky trunk of veur'n: You though he is more apt to take care of | will have to come over and do it.” himself. | Evidently the trank resisted their com- | bined efforts, for Hn clergyman never ! saw them afterward. The silvered or steel lace bonnets are | In one instance the clergyman upon much lighter and more dressy than | going to a residence to perform the those of steel beaded net in embroidery | marriage ceremony found the contract designs worn during the winter. These | ing parties and their guests all seated in silver bonnets need the stylish salmon, | the parlors unmistakably awaiting his pink coral, or dark red shades in feathers | arrival. In a low tone he requested or in flowers to give them tone and make | them to rise, but the groom was nervous, them vouthful-looking. Some of the | the bride absiraciad, and neither heard most elegant of the black Spanish lace | the request. He repeated it in a some- haunts are Shit os Suge being ade | what louder tone ef Yoice, but fhe N of a wide scarf of the lace, or else of two | suit was the same. en one of the rows of lace that is six inches wide, | spectators reached forward and, givieg with the straight edges sewed together, the grooma poke in the back, whispered, Forthese, flaring front frames of medinm | Joud enough to be heard all over the size are chosen, the middle of the scarl | room, “Git up, Gil, git up!” is on top, falling back on thecrown and | Onedayasan old white-haired minister ending in wide strings. The lace is | was wriling in his study, a domestic Igid in plaits on the edge of the front, | came in with the announcement that a and each plait is held by a cut steel but | couple were outside who wished to be ton that is faceted like precious stones. | married. He told her to admit them, Half-wreaths of dark red carnationsare | and in they came, three pairs of them, crushed in the lace across the top, Id i and all arm in arm. 1t was impossible some flowers are further back on the | to decide which was the pair, but select crown; inside the front a row of silver | ing the most confused-looking couple, lace is laid pr pais, with scallops | he commenced the ceremony. All went coming close to the edge. {| merrily until it came to the charge, “Ii Pink coral with bright vellow is one | there be any one among you We of the favorite contrasts of colors, and | of any reason why this couple should when these two Spanish colors are used | not be joined in wedlock, let him now with Spanish lace, the effect is excellent, | speak, or forever after hold his peace.” and is found to be as becoming to blondes | Here the usual brief pause was made, as to brunettes. Pink bonnets are also | hut was quickly termivated by the given character by the use of very dark | groom ejaculating, in a suppressed voice, red trimmings, either of flowers, feathers | «« Go on, parson, goon! There ain't no or soft satin.— Harper's Bazar, | reason I" Ra One of Detroit's oldest clergymen Fashion Motes, | tes an incident that occ S00D The granite ribbons have come into | Spr he located here, when he knew use again to match steel trimmings. but little of the people and nothing Little morning caps are made of plush | whatever of the localities. He ww or damask with deep frills of lace. | waited upon by a not very prepossess- The ribbon knots worn on the left | ing-looking man, who wished him to shoulder are fastened by a steel butterfly, | come down to Franklin street to “marry Pongee for overdresses is wrought in lin and Liste re othe minisel; Prag dark brown as well as in bright colors. Bt BC | Only those persons who. hav long, | N0uI4 Washington ses, but headmt slander rms chouid try to wear sleeves he followed his guide into the house shirred into two puis. | and found he was in a saloon. How- A border of flowers and a center pie, aaloon-keepers must be married as powdered with butterflies, is the design | wel] as other people was his thought, for a lawn tennis apron. and he followed on through the room, Sashes of sheer white muslin, em- | up a flight of stairs and into a sitting- hroidered in gay silks, are made up to room. Then the guide, who ved to wear with summer gowns, be a groom as well, stepped into the Feather flowers and leaves have been | hall and shouted, “Come on, Lige! imperted in small quantities, but are | Come on, girls; the parson's come! not likely to be much worn. and into the room trooped a crowd that More Canton crape has been imported showed him that he had got among the this season than has been brought into | slums. ‘The opportunity was too Xo to be lost, and under the guise of that the country for many year, marriage ceremony he preached such a The flutings of lace worn at the neck | LO upon the en of morality as any wrists are almost invariably double | . ‘0 present had pr. bably never before M8 sepson. | listened to. That his address had been Neapolitan bonnets are simply | of no avail, however, he was convinced trimmed with wreaths of flowers and | hy the forcible and expressive remark lace or satin strings. | of the groom, as, smiting his fists to- The Cramm gingham is a new | gether, he trinmphantly shouted material which has wide stripes of pale | * There, Lize, I'd like to see that fellow | get you now I"— Detroit Free Press. About two yards and a half of the wide | ee e—— satin ribbon is required to trim a me- | Cotton and Silk, dium-sized bonnet. The census reports contain many in- The berries which the milliners have | teresting facts as to the manufacture of introduced this season are used for loop- | cotton and silk in this country. Of the ing white dresses. | 5,000,000 bales of cotton produced at Open embroidery executed on the ma- the . South, 1,686,481 bales —consider- : . nad wi ably more than one-fourth bf the whale terial of the gown and lined witha color, . is a new dress trimming. produst He mannjectured a Donor Some of the elegant directoire cloaks | ri 4 OF aus Paw thirte-sis per | *ent. are made in Massachusetts and .. | twenty-four per cent. in the otherZNew Brocade and satin wronght with | @ngland States, making together sixty FOR THE LADIES, Vashious ju Halr, i A Woman Farmer, The Mistake of Mothers, Silver, Steel and Spanish Lace Bonnets, the front of brocade satin, { results have attended the ventures in The Princess of Wales introdnced the | cotton manufacturing at the South. Old fashion of wearing vellow gloves in the | mills have been extended and many new evening. | mills are being constructed. Mr, Walker, As only the narrowest plaiting of | Superintendent of the census, thinks surah shows below the little dresses of | that the figures of 1890 will show a won- Jace now worn by children, the slips ar. | derfnl development of the business at often made of sateen, | the South, particularly mn Gegnein: al Plain silk grenadine is now used to | Present a om ye States. Silk manufacture is of com: paratively recent date in his gountey, | vet t} op The sateens with patterns repre- | a ee of ote 899," They are br 1 | 300, and preducing gnnually $34,410,- ney are trimmed | 414 of silk goods. The total wages mixed with gold. | 4iq was $9,107,835. These two indns- The Florentine grenadines are like | tries make, according to the superin-. basket-woven silk, but are very thin. |tendent of the census, very gratifying T ey are wrought with jet and are yetmns and show a good healthy | cut up for waistcoats and trimmings. | growth. SO ted and bordered with white silk. | of plain sateens, | with cotton fringe Close to the ground til they grow big Are coming in May, little aby Tomes and bees aud a big yellow moon Coming together in beantiful June, In lovely midsummer, my baby. Pretty rod éherrios, and bright little flies, Twinkling and turning the fields into skies, Will come in July, listle baby, Peathery clouds and Jong, still HSearoe a leaf stirring, snd birdies’ soft eroons Are coming in August, my aby, Glimpses of Line through the poppies and wheat, And one little birthday on fast flying feet, Will come in September, my baby, © - Lavra Ledyard, in Harper's Young People. HUMOR OF THE DAY. A robber's cave—A burglar’ confes- When things go to D K LhowCD they B come. : The material for good soldiers must be planted in drills.— Picayune, Decisions in law suits are rendered the same ss lard is rendered —by ing. — Lowell Courier, : ; Why is a fellow with a bad cold the head like Niagara Falls? Beem Les a catarrh-racked.— New York A Philadelphian has resolved to s himself to death. He will engage at a A vewsboy went into a cigar store o Galveston avenue and asked for a § Someta the nickel. “I know it, but I'll smoke it, anyhow,” responded the newsboy.— Galveston News, Rhode Island sre telling a Pm So ang who visited an insane asylum was attacked by s maniac, but who broke into a song and sang it so sweetly and clearly that the lunatic was calmed. A Chicago man recently visited the Cook county insane asylum, and while there sang a song. Several of the inmates were 50 touchéd that they tried to es- cape.— Chicago Tribune. He was an entire stranger to the present, and the boys were he oils would not introduce him. He finally plucked up sommage anid ing up to a young Jady requested 88 of her company for the next dance, She looked at him in surprise, and in- formed Lim that she had not the ure of his scquaintance. * Well,” re. marked be, “ you dont take sny more chances than I do.” “Deacon,” said a widow, ss she heaved a long drawn sigh, and softly raised two tear-bejeweled eves to his, ““ don’t you sometimes have a yearning for the sweet compani of a SOITOW Shiough all the varied Atenet 8 of life” “TN . 3 ow,” sighed deacon, in reply, “I've kinder had a yearning all the evenin’, but I thought maybe it was them cold beans leat forsupper.” It was the merry, merry house-clean- ing time, and when he airily out of bed in the morning be tried to bold both feet in the air at the same time, while he leaped from place to place and made yemarks t were en- tirely inappropriate fo any occasion. “ Practicing for the circus? asked the wife, from her place among the downy pillows, with illy-conceived sarcasm. “Oh, ves,” he replied, “I'm just re- bearsing my famous carpet tacked.” And then his low, convulsive sobbing died away in muffled strains, like the last throbs of a heart breaking under the bedelothes,—Haokeye. “You win't ne an woman's love, eh 7" ** No,” despondently, “it's all flummery.” “Very strange,” added his friend. “You didn't use to talk that . “ I'erhaps not,” he replied, “but I been married nearly two years, pair of tronsers up in my closet waiting to be and not a stitch taken in them yet” She raised a paper rale to strike her husband, and, as it , the rear end of it grazed her chin and drew blood, whereupon she tumbled allina b in the middle of the floor and ons piteously. But he only remarked with the utmost composure: “My love, it's a poor rule that won't both Ways. stock ia answered, 1 he Goat. The goat is a native of the vacant lots about the city, and there ave lots of them. The goat is omnivorous. He will goat anything that he sees, and he will seize anything that he may goat. Hs plincipal food, however, is play- bill. He is very fond of letters. Let us honor him for his love of bill tion, got i ai Bil e eman goat is 3 but he fu Billy that no policeman can handle, The lady goat is called a kid. Kids are on hand the year round. sit. Ha The goat is generous toa t. presents a couple of horus to every body he sees. In the matter of mere ca<h, the Cash- mere goat is the most famous. ee op sts gat i cities; also -skirts, “The goat wears a beard. It is called a goatee, though not confined to a goat. The goat is noted for Lis bunting, but he never flags. The goat is one of the si of the zodiac, signifying that he a pro- pensity to knock things sky-high. Shakespeare understood the spontan- eity of the goat when he said: ** Siand not upon the order of your going, but goatat once.” : The goat is a wide-awake animal. He is never caught napping, notwithstand- ing the many cases of kid-naping you may read about. or many years the g8at was the only known. Guats love to get on a high rock and sun themselves. Give them a chance wd they will always seek a sunny climb. the god Pan was a sort of half goat. All goats do not pan out as well as he id. d B-a-a-a !—DBeston Tramseript, er ————— The Sun and the Color of the Skin, Climate, as affecting complexion, pre- sents some singular diversities, and the physiologist is puzzled with such facets in this direction as that, at the same distance from the equator is found the fair Englishman, th» yellow Mongol, and the copper-colo Indias; north of the white Russian and Fiun live the swarthy Lapp and Samoyed; north of the Caucases are the dark-skinned Tar- tars, south of it fair -complexioned Cit- cassians. Again, the aborigines cf America vary less in color than the na- tives of the old world—neone of them are as fair as'the Sv ed, none as black as the negro of Corgo, and those living in Brazil, on the equator, are not the darkest.” Tn Australia and New Guineas, ton, there are blacker men than in Bor- néo and Sumatra, though these’ islands are on the equa‘or and those are not. — I —— . The oxygen of the air aids and faeili- tates the ination of plants, : seeds buried so Seerly in the ground to be out of reach of the action atmospheric air will exhibit no'tigns o life.