A Change. flowery paths we long to tollow, the hili’s tail orest abides, murmurs from the bosky hollow vigor in the eager brain, footsteps of the angel Hope, d valley that we loved of yore w benesth the setting sun, mnoe lights the goldea head Ty hg around her feet, we worship yet, In as we kneel, we see her altar, «Ril the Year Round. The Conduct of Life, Be it good that we do, let us do it, Giving soul and our strength to the dead; Lat us pierce the hard rock and pass throug it, And compass the thing that we neal. Does tate, as a dark cloud, bang over, And cover our bends from the light? Does hate mock the heart of the lover? Must wrong be the victor of right ? Yet in fate there is freedéon for each ane To make or tolmar, as he will; And the bolts of il] fortune that reach one May maim, but they never shall kill. Ever onward and upward pursuing The aim that is thine to the day, Thon shalt gain it, por faint by the way. Though menial thy labor may be, Do thy utmost in that and in all things, Thou still shalt be noble and tree. Dost thou love? let it be with full measure; Nor mingle with coldness or hate fothers the joy of thy pleasure, ‘The passion that crowns thy estate. Be to every man just; and to women Be gentle, and tender and true; For thy own do thy best; but lor no man Do less than a brother should do. So living thy days full to awmber, In peace thou shalt pass to the grave; Thou shalt lie down and rest thee, and slum. ber, Beloved by the good and the bmave, - Timaley's Magazine. A Romance of Avenue A. American metropolis, and most of the sitosied on that great street of tenement houses, Avenre A. All the characters and the historian lived together; occu. pying between them one flat of a tene- ment house pine stories high. Our flat was the seventh from the ground, and being the only lodgers on that floor we speedily became well acquainted. Being which was study, reception-room, ment. an elderly Irish woman with her two FRED AA AHN SA ARP SANS VOLUME XIII. 3) CENTRE HALL, CENTRE NUMBER 36. “Perhaps ye're in airnest.” a little passionately. | thrue word spoken in jest,” | “Well, I am in earnest. | Patsy, and if he'd ask me to marry him | this day, I'd jump at the chance. { there, now, you have the truth.” Then the door was slammed, and 1 i heard Teddy walking slowly back into his mother's room. Presently there came a knock at my door, and when 1 joried “come in," Patsy's freckled fave i appeared on the threshold, { him kindly and invited him™to have a i chair, He sat down, and I saw that {what he had heard had sobered him, | After a moment's silence he cleared his { throat and began I “Did ye hear what she said? * Yes, Patsy,” 1 replied. { continued, eagerly. : “I have no doubt of it." “God bless her swate soul! I'm not ithe man for her, an’ I niver to't she {eared for me, U1 could only bring me. { sell to belnive it's thrue, I'd be a differ- { ent man." i then rose to go. When he reached the { door he turned and said : : I was a bit dhrunk when I come | home to-night. It's hard work beyont | there in the tunnel, but [ sWware to ye that afther to-night there'll of pwhisky pass my lips." 1 bade him good-night and God speed | in this new-formed resolution, and he shook my hand warmly. Mrs. Horley | per together. Teddy was out. 1 took i the oross-streets walking together, jinarm. I did not hear what they were { clared his love and been made happy { pon was rec . The next morning Palsy came to my room before he went to his work. He | seized my hand, and a look of supreme : happiness shot trom his gray eyes. “She sez she'll have me, sor,” hesaid, “an' we'll be married ez soon ex I get through work on the tunnek I'm a God knows Land than bring harm to “Oh, that will be all right. He'll get 1 said, to console him. “I wish I couid think so,” he said, | moving towsgrd the door, and these tendent. and the men rushed pel! toward this only avenue of esoape, { was standing by the inner door of the air lock, and threw it open for the men tO pass through. * Quick, boys!" he cried. "Get into {the lock!" And instead of passing in among the first he stood by the door helping one after another in. Six men passed, among them Patsy Horley. He looked around and ealled loudly for Teddy. There was no re sponse. The seventh man Was passing through. He pushed by him into the tunnel, mell | THE HIDEOUS FACE OF WAR, et! i | Some Instances of the Deadly Work Done In Battle, } In the excitement of battle the fall of | in comrade is soarcely heeded, and half | 8 SOMDITY might be wiped out and the | other half tight on without the knowl | fedge of it. Ic is only after the loud- mouthed cannon and the murderous musketry have ceased their work that | the hideous face of war shows itself to | | make men shudder and turn away. | | Soldiers who have not gone over a * Teddy bye!” he ered. | battlefield or been one of a burial party | “ Here I" shouted a voice at his side, | have missed half the grimness and | “Get through quick!" he said, and | swluiness of war, Vs i pushed his brother through. After Gettysburg, one of the Union | He would have followed him, but an. | burial parties buried eighty Federal | other of the men stepped in front of | soldiers in one trench. They were all | from a New York regiment, and all | This man was almost through when | seemingly fell dead at one volley. They | | the awful weight of the mud and water | Were almost in line, taking up but little | [tell against the door, pinning him so more room than livé men. All were | | fast that nothing could have freed him | shot above the hips, and not one of | | in time. them had lived ten minutes after being | The door was fast. One man was | hit, Here lay what was then a full fastened in the doorway between the | compuny of men, wiped out by ome | other nineteen and their last chance of | single volley as they advanced to the | life. The eight in the lock were thus | charge, Some had their muskets so | | almost lost, for there was no longer a | tightly grasped that it took the full | chance to close the inner door, and the | Strength of a man to wrest them away, flood was closing on them, Swiftly the | Others died with arms outstretohed, and | water rushed into the lock; it rose knee | others yet had their hands clasped over | | deep where they stood, and the air was their heads, and n uever-to-be-lorgotie ni | compressed by all the pressure of the | expression on their white faces, air above them in the little chamber, At Fair Oaks, the Third Michigan | | the door of which was securely fastened | had its first real baptism of fire. The against them. They could not open this | boys hiad been held back on other occa. | i door, nor could they break it from the | sions, and now when given opportunity | | inside. But in the lock were two dead- | they went for the enemy posted in the | lights of massive glass, eight inches in | edge of the woods on the double-quick, | diameter, and these the men knew were [and with yells and cheers. A part of | the regiment had to swing across a glade, and while so doing lost fifty or | sixty men in the space of sixty seconds, ““Kape cool, men, kape cool,” an- Une company lost twenty men who | swered a voice from the river side of went down together in one spot and i the tunnel. Tiddy rushed to the bull's. scarcely moved a limb after falling. {eye and looked through. There stood Details of five men were made from each {| Patsy and the superintendent side by company to advance as sharpshooters, | side. their faces white as death. ' and of Ao fifty men who plunged into { “Keep cool,” cried the superintendent | the woods as a skirmish line only six { through the crack of the door; “noth. came out alive, and every one of these | | ing can be gained by excitement.” | was wounded from one to three times, “ But shure, sor, the wather is gainin’ | At Cold Harbor a shell exploded inan | | him, and he helped him into the lock. { to be broken as a last resort. “My God! the water 1s gaining on : 2 3% a i us.” said one; ** what shail we do? | tery, and sixteen men were wiped out in an instant, Of these nine were blown | to fragments and the others horribly | mutilated. The battery was firing thirty | or forty shells per minute, and this was Teddy caught him by the neck, and | the work of a single one. One discharge | | several others sprang to his assistance, [of grape in this same fight killed tour- { They pulled and tugged, but it was no teen men in a Michigan regiment, and a luge. Every moment was agony to the New York regiment which went in with { the shaft.” : “The water is covering me up,” | moaned the poor fellow who was | crushed by the door. “Can't you get ar | me out of this? TIMELY TOPICS, The proof that petroleum sources are almost world-wide appears to be abund. ant, and its use would also seem well nigh coeval with civilisation. In one of the lonian islands there is a spring which has yielded petroleum more than 2 000 years. The wellsof Armenia, on the banks of the Zaro, were formerly used for In Persia, too, near the Caspian sea at Baku, nu. merous springs of petroleum have been known from the earliest times: and said to have yielded before the general introduction of petroleum among evil oil per annum. Among the patents recently taken out is one which claims to he a “new and cipitating rain-falls from rain-clouds,” as a protection against drought, The invention consists in sending balloons into the cloud regions, carrying torpe- | does and eartridees charged with explo. electric force, It is also claimed by the inventor that not only can rain be pre. given locality by causing the rain-clouds to be discharged belore they have reached that place. Harper's Weekly cable and successful, might equalize the A London periodical gives some re. retzarn by the board of trade for 1879, In | the Upited Kingdom the trains have traveled 232 000,000 miles, and have ear. ried more than 565 .000.000 passengers. disaster in Seotiand, by which seventy. three persons were killed, this enormous amount of work has been done with the loss of only two lives by acoldents. And | less than in previous years. This speaks highly for the carefulness of the em. ployees on the railroads; but the report adds that, owing to the negligence and misconduct of the passengers, eighty- tality. Some of the most eminent scientific | men now accept the view taken by Ad. | hemar, namely, that continents have | not heen depressed, but overflowed by | the ocean. Owing to the precession of | the equinoxes, the mass of water is | transferred from one hemisphere to the | occupied rooms had as an occu Every reader has heard of the terrible originally from Massachusetts. She worked at shirt making in a large Canal written on the The Horleys and quite intimate, brothers, large-formed, red-headed and that be didn't have a three days’ growth gray eyes, and these were the most strik- ing of his facial organs. which grieved his old mother sorely. : Teddy and Patsy Horley were employed in the tunnel as laborers, and worked side by went to their work as usual, and for the first time in their lives spoke never a word of kindly cheer or brotherly badin- streets. The better to make plain what follows, it will the entrance to the tunnel proper, on lar, perpendicular shaft, thirty feet in diameter, and which is used for the reception o! waste matter, as it is excavated, and before it is taken away. Thirty feet below the tion between the tunnel and the outer air. It is necessary to keep the air in- sixty odd years old, fat to 8 “weakness” body, which prevented the of labor. the window all day long knitting at a never finished blue woolen stocking. Her “byes” were very good to her. Teddy gave her all his earnings. Patsy most all. Teddy was the reverse of his brother. He was six f@8t in his socks, finely proportioned, handsome. His eyes were black, his hair and mustache dark brown, but curly. He was consider. able of a dandy and ** dressed up ” every night after work. There was a deep affection existing between these broth- ers. They loved each other, and this devotion was apparent in every act of their lives. Miss Alice Layne was, as I have be fore stated, a lonely little maiden, pretty, and with a tender heart, sus. iptible to the slightest wvariation of life's compass. Less than a week after taking up my quarters in the front room I made a discovery. Alice Layne was in love with Palsy Horley and Teddy Horley was in love with Alice Layne. It was an interesting study to watch the various phases of this cross passion, and I never tired of it. It was very evident to me that Patsy Horley admired the little shirtmaker, but he kept the secret safely locked in his great big heart, and only took it out at odd moments when he thought no one would notice the treasure to gloat over it and worship it as his mother did the figure of the Virgin at the Lead of her bed. 1 don’t suppose the honest fellow ever dreamed that his love was returned. How could hie when hie so blindly wor- shiped the superior physical gifts of his younger brother. For Patsy was very proud of handsome Teddy, and never tired of praising hira. "Alice, with a woman's intuition, saw the nohle in Patsy's character, and although Teddy's good looks and fine dress and “flowers” made an impression upon ber it was only a transitory one, which vanished as soon as she caught sight ot Patsy's big, homely face and honest gray eyes. Like al good-looking men, Teddy Horley ‘was just the least bit con- ceited, and he imagined that it was on) y necessary to declare his passion to find himself in undisturbed possession of Alice’s heart. One warm afternoon I was lying on a lounge in my room, endeavoring to in- cerest myself in “The Light of Asia.” Mrs. Horley was downstairs visiting a neighbor, and I was nodding over the poem, when Alice Layne tripped up the siairs and entered her apartments. | heard her singing softly to herself as she made preparations for supper, and, mis- anthrope that I am, envied her that bird-like lightness of heart which triiled through every measure of the song. 1 was brooding over the melancholy past, when a heavy footstep sounded on the the stairs and Patsey Horley, in his rough working clothes, and a little under the influence of liquor, opened the door of the room: adjoining mine and threw himself heavily on the bed. He got up directly, opened a little win- dow over the door which separated the two rooms, took a drink of water and lay down again. It may be well t o mention that this chamber was a dark room, and was occupied by the brothers asa sleeping apartment. A few minutes after this Teddy Horley bounded up the steps and entered the living-room, which was between the dark chamber and his mother’s bedroom. Finding his mother absent, be crossed the hall and knocked at Miss Layne’s door. The little maiden hushed her song and opened it. ou Teddy, it’s you, is it?” she “ Sure it is, swateness, Who else conld i Hiought it was Patsy,” she said tantalizingly. Then there was a struggle, a stified gcream, and a smack, smack of lips. The noise disturbed tipsy Patsy, and he rose from his bed and opened "the door entering into the hallway. The scuffle outside continued and there wus more smacking. Presently Alice cried: “Oh, Teddy Horley, you're perfectly horrid. and 1 don’t like you one bit, ere © Now, darlint!” began Teddy. “Don’t darlint me, I don’t Vike you, You are better looking and finer dressed than Patsy, but he is a thousand times better than you.” : to maintain a pressure of seventy pounds to the square inch, and the * air Jock” canal, equalizing the pressure of the air to those passing in or out, asa canal lock balances the level of the water. As a matter of course, there are two doors, one at each end of this lock, only one of which ean be opened at once, while the lock itself is fifteen feet long by six feet snd gix inches wide, allowing for the passage, in case of necessity, of thirty men at once. As they were preparing to go down the | brother and whispered: “It'd'a quare feelin’ I have in me this | mornin’, Teddy. May the plissed Vor- gin protect us from harm.” Teddy isughed. * It's the pwhisky,” Lie said, and turned away, not so quick along smoothly until noon. Then the | to lunch; the remainder worked on. | their tools and prepared to leave the tunnel. Patsy was in the first squad, Teddy in the second. The men return- preparatory to leaving. It is probable that if they had delayed this for even a minute the,accident would not have happened, for she leak, which was dis- covered just too late, might easily have been stopped if discovered in time. As the two squads met just at the moment of shifting. a peculiar hissing sound was heard, with which all were familiar. It meant & leak, and a leak meant death! “ Back and stop the leak!” shouted the superintendent, and the order was obeyed almost before it was given. As many as could get there jumper for the place, where all knew the dange was greatest. The brothers worked side by side. “It's the maneing of the quare feelin’, Teddy,” cried Patsy, as they both plied pick and shovel. **May the Vorgin save us!” The joining of the temporary roof of the turnel with the wall of the shaft wns necessarily imperfect. It was in- tended to make all secure with a three foot wall of brick and cement, but it was impossible to set the foundation of the brickwork until after the circle of the tunnel should be completed, so that this Imperfors jointure was continuall watched, With reasonable diligence it was easily to keep it closed, and the material to close was plenty and at hand. The chinks were stopped. with the silt, of which the river bottom is largely composed—a clayey mud, of the consistency of putty-—and a man should have been at this part watcuing the chink. No pen ean describe the terrible struggle which followed. It lusted scarcely two minutes. The men. were nerved by a full knowledge of the great danger of their position. Not a man but knew that he carried his life in his hands wherever he went to work, and not a man failed to know that the supreme moment had come All worked well. The brothers did the work of ten men. It was too late! The leak that one man could have stopped if he had been there at the right moment was now wide enough for the foul current of corruption and death to flow in from the river bottom, and the only safety lay in flight. Be. tween the spot where they were and the open air there were two locked doors, only one of which could be opened at once. The little rift above their heads became a chasm. ‘The compressed air escaped until there was no longer pres- sure enough from within to maintain the portion of unfinished work. The electric light by whieh they worked was extinguiched, and darkness added 1t8 terrors to their great misery. In the confusion the brothers, who the water and mud poured in upon them were separated. Patsy reached out his hand and it was clutched by some one in the darkness. poor man, and he would beg piteously i to be let alone. The water got higher {and higher. i “They'll have to sthop the orack, | sor,” said Patsy, and the superintendent, his white lips moving in prayer, nodded { his head. * Take off your clothes, men, and stop | the erack of the door,” he added. i Some one said that that would eut oft { what little communication there was | between them. “Niver moind us, min," said brave “ But then—"" began Teddy, who was | in tears. ‘ 3 “Do as you are ordered.” cried the The men sprang forward, and Patsy reached his great freckled hand through the crack, “Good-bye, Teddy,” he said choking. ly. “Tell the mother 1 died ioike a i He could say no more, and in a mo- | ment the men had patched the crack of the door with their ciothes, and the rapid increase of the water was checked. perintendent, as his hand tightened on Patsy's. * Blessed Mary, save us!” Irishman. Teddy ran to the bull's-eye and looked through. He saw the superintendent and his brother peering in at him. The faces of both men were pale, and were only a few feet above the water that gurgled about them, He heard Patsy's muttered prayer, and a deep groan burst from his ups. ** Patsy, brother!” he shouted. Patsy smiled and nodded his head. “* Be kind to Alice,” he said, and then raising his voice, shouted: ‘Break. open the outside bull’s-eye!” * Yes, knock out the-buil's-eye; knock it out, [ say,” commanded the stern sobbed the The men in the air lock knew that to | companions, hesitated. Again it come: * Knock out the bull's-eye!" and then and they faltered a little as it added, * and do | what you can for the rest of us!” : Blow upon blow fell upon the thick | glass, and was answered from the out. | | arrived with crowbars. The glass flew | wife and babies!” muttered the superin- | Patsy's. * Poor Alice!” was all the latter could articulate through his sobs. Instine. tively the eyes of both men met, and their souls stood side by siae. The outside door was started a little, and suddenly flew open, With the rush of air came the rush of water. The door behind gave way, and the living, the dead, and the dying were hauled out toward the working shaft. The bodies of all in the inner tunnel must have caught in the outer door. Only Patsy Horley's come out with the rush of water. Two of the men seized his body, and the whole party hurried up the lad. der to the ground Then, and only then, had the two men an opportunity to pause and reflect that behind them, beneath the water that boiled and seethed in the dim light of the tunnel, were the bodies of their dead comrades and the brave superintendent. Professional business called me to Brooklyn the day of the accident, and when 1 returned to the tenement house in Avenue A, they were making prepar- ations to wake poor Patsy Horley’s body. He was mangled by the rapid rush of waler, and only ived two hours after he was taken out of the shaft. He was conscious, and his tel- low-workmen carried him tenderly home. Teddy followed, weeping bit- terly. They laid the wounded man upon the bed, and a doctor ministered to his sufferings. The wails of the poor mother were heartrending. Patsy had been laying with his eyes closed, but he finally opened them and asked for Teddy. The brother knelt by the bed- side and great sobs shook his frame. ** Be a mon, Teddy,” whispered Patsy. * Sind for Alice and the praiste!’ When the little shirt-maker was led weeping into the room, Patsy asked that they be left alone, and over that last interview let us draw a veil. Finally some one stole into the room and found them clasped in each other's arms. Patsy was Binking fast, and the priest approsched the bedside and adminis- tered to him the last rites of the church. Then the dying man was propped up in bed. He called Teddy and Alice to the bedside and made them join hands. . *1 m a dead mon,” he said huskily. Promise me, both ov yees, that ye'll be thrue to aich other!” Both bowed their heads. He beckoned for the priest and whispered a few words in his ear. A smile of thankfulness beautified the homely face of Patsy as the last words of the impressive service fell from the Prien, : dips, and srstching out his hands ore any cou ¢ yr Detroit Free Press. Pench him terribly crushed and A smart American girl calls a youn fellow of her uaintance Hong suckle,” because he's always hanging 708 men in line came out with only 360, On one acre of ground the burial party found over 700 dead men. In a bit of woods where the battle lines had clashed | more than 2.000 dead were found in a space po wider than a square in a city and no more than three times as long, At the battle of Savage Station. during McClellan's change of base, a solid shot | fired from a Federal fieid-piece into the head of an infantry column marching by | fours, killed twenty-one men and a horse before its progress was checked. The first ten men were reduced to bloody | pulp, and the others crushed and bruised to death. At this same battle a Con- | federate shell exploded under a Federal gun and killed four artillerymen, dis- | mounted the gun, wounded two men, ard the butt of it flew off at a tangent | and killed a second lieutenant of intan- try who was eighty rods away, At Fredericksburg, as the Union in- | fantry marched in solid masses up the | valley beyond the town, the Confed. | erates opened fire from behind a stone wall. The fighting along this line was over in ten minutes, and 5,000 Federals jay dead within reach of each other. | In many cases three or four men had faglen across each other. A shell from | a gun on the hill exploded in the midst of some New Hampshire troops and killed a sergeant, a corporal and twelve | privates and ®ounded six others, Be | fore the Union troops crossed the river, and while shelling the town, a shell struck a house and exploded in a room where there were five soldiers and a citizen. All were blown to pieces, and three citizens ina room directly over. | head were also killed, | Perhaps the most destructive work | made by a shell among troops occurred | a fow miles below Vicksburg. A Fed. | eral gunboat was fired upon by light | ‘artillery from the bank, posted in plain view. There were two six-pounders | with a sixty-four-prunder. The shell | The guns were thrown high in the air | d came down a wreck. The eighteen | under cover rushed up just as the cais- | son exploded. Of the fifteen cleven | were killed outright, three wounded, and one escaped unburt but so dazed that he sat down and waited to be captured by a boat which pulled ashore. Two of the wounded died the next day, leavirg only two men alive of the thirty-three who had composed the battalion. Noth- was left of the gun-carriages but The only remains of of one wheel filled with broken spokes. Most of the dead had been blown to fragments, and the bushes were covered with shreds of flesh. When the caissen exploded the head of oue of the victims was blown high in the air, and fell into the water within a few | yards of the gunboat.—Delroil Free | Press, Words of Wisdom. A men of true genius is generally as simple as a child, and as unconscious of his power as an elephant. Gain the confidence of your children in their younger years, and they will not be atraid to trust you later in fife. Such is the constitution of things that unwillingness to goodness may ripen into eternal voluntary opposition to it. The good things which belong to prosperity may be wished; the good things which belong to adversity are to be admired. Happy is he who has learned this one thing—to do the plain duty of the moment quickly and cheerfully, what- ever it may be. The winter's frost must rend the burr of the nut before the fruit is seen. So adversity tempers the human heart to discover its real worth. No man can ask honestly or hopetully to be delivered from temptation unless he has himself honestly and firmly de. termined to do the best he can to keep out of it. The ills we suffer in this life do not always, or often perhaps, come from our own personal transgressions. It is not true that he who sins most suffers in this life. IIIS «It yearly takes 200,000 acres of forest to supply cross-ties for the railroads of the United States. It takes 15,000,000 ties to supply the demandg for which on an average the contractors get thirty-five cents apiece, making in the aggregate £5,250,000, In building a new road the contractors figure on 2,700 ties to the mile, while it takes 300 ties to the mile to keep a constructed road in repair. The average of a good piece of timber land is 200 ties to the acre and twelve ties to the tree. White or burr oak is considered the best timber for the pur- pose, although cherry, maple, ash and even locust have been used. The busi- ness gives employment to an army of choppers, who are paid ten cents apiece for each tie. A contmued practice makes the choppers expert in the use of the ax, and a ingle man has been known to get out thirty-five ties in a day, yet the nverage is only ten, while an expert other once in 10,500 years, and the sun | remains eight days longer in one hemi. | sphere than in the other. At the present | time the winters of the southern pole are | eight days longer than with us; the foe | continent has consequently formed | there, and the mass of ocean isto be | found in the southern bemisphere, and | the ice covers the space upon and around | the south pole more than twice the area | of all Europe. The extreme of cold at | 600 years ago, since which time the oli- | mate has been becoming milder, while | that north of the equator has been grow. | ing colder. Almost any man cun stand adversity | but it takes a strong mind to grapple | with sudden prosperity. An instance of | that comes from Washington. Augus- | jail, sleeping off the effects of a big | spree, He was a man of rare ability, | and invented many useful things. One | it. But Ambler had no money, and he | took in company a couple of St. Louis | men, and they in turn took him in. | They patented the invention in their | own names and let Ambler ambile out in | the cola. He sued them and for years | the suit went on. Resolutely for years | the determined man fought the wealthy | swindiers from one oourt to another. | ishment, he won the case, being aw. .ded 1.375 shares in the company and $677. 434 in cash. The success turned his head, and he went on a prolonged sprite. | He was sent to jail lor twenty days. There is a British goat society, and from the report of a meeting of the as. sociation which was. held recently, we fearn that the Earl of Rossiyn is presi. dent, the Baroness Burdeti-Coutts is a patroness and the Duke of Westminster and tne Earl of Shaftsbury are vice object of the society is to direct attention importance of the goat as a source of milk supply, In Ireland the goat is regarded as the poor man's cow, and one during the greater part of the year. The expense for keep would be almost nomi. nal, for the goat ate every kind of herb or vegetable. The flesh of the kid is de glared also to be very delicious eating, and the society resolved to give a kid dinner in the Agricultural hail during the dairy show in October. The goat bids fair to become a popular and useful animal, Life in a German Schloss, The routine of life was quiet, even monotonous, but to an American woman, fresh from the * fitful fever” of Ameri can housekeeping, sweet and restful. The servants were numerous and well trained, and performed their duties with little noise, and at the right time and in the right manner, It must be said in passing that it took ten men and women to do the work which half that number would be required to perform in an American household. Then, on the other hand, it must be stated that they have nct half our conveniences. Their utensils are primitive and cumbrous, and they have much to “fetch and carry;” but, looking at results, one can only indulge in an envious and useless sigh. The absence of those pests of American housekeeping, the weekly washing and ironing days, is one reason why the German servants are able to go about their work with so much more regularity and thoroughness. In Ger- many the family wash is done no oftener than once a month—in many places not oftener than once in three or six months ~gand then is done by extra help hired for the occasion. On Monday of the week devoted to this work, according to my observations, the women came and began preparations. The clothes, eto., were sorted under the supervisien of the Indy's maid or housekeeper; the wood laid ready for lighting under th great boiler in the wash-house, and every tub, hogshead, ete., filled with water. The water was pumped labori- ously, and brought from some distance in cumbrous buckets. The carriers wore upon their shoulders for this purpose heavy wooden yokes, like ox-yokes, with a chain and hook at each end, to which the full buckets were attached, The next morning at three o'clock they were at work, busy as bees, and out chattering the swallows in the ivy w hich grew about the wash-house eaves, Washboards, those instruments of de- struction, were unknown, all rubbing be- ing done between their horny knuckles. I'he ironing is done in Germany by means of a mangle, where possible, and the clothes are beautifully smooth and clean. The whole atmosphere of the place was peaceful and drowsy. Pigeons cooed, swallows twittered, from morn until night. These and the musical baying of the hounds, the lowing of dis- tant cattle, and the muflled of wagons upon the chaussee, were the sounds to which the ear became attuned. The cceasional shriek of a locomotive was the cnly reminder of a world outside this sleepy hollow of a place —Atlantic Monthly. emi———————— Mark Twain, lecturing on the Sand- wich islands, offered to show how the cannibals ate their food if any lady would lend him a baby, The Jeeta over the front fence in the evening. will probably get out twenty. was not illustrated — New York News. “Old Probabilities.” As “Old Probabilities," General Myer was well known throughout the eoun- try. ployed near.y all over the world, By means of this system warning of ap- proaching storms is sent by telegraph to the regions that are to be traversed, long before the violence of the storm is felt, There is probably no class who will so deeply regret the death of “Old Probabilities” as those who follow the gen, and it would be hard to find a sailor, either in the eabin or the fore. castle, who is not familiar with the square flags, the burgees, and the lan- terns of the signal bureau. A scene that is frequently enacted down the bay fairly illustrates the resp ct with which mas. ters of ships regarded * Old Probabili- ties'” danger signals. When the square red flag with a black square in the cen. ter is hoisted over the signal bureau ships bound out are run in under the lee of the Horseshoe, and the masters of vessels which have just hauled out into overhaul their ground tackle and clear away their bower anchors. To such efficiency had Genera! Myer brought his bureau that last year the probabilities fully verified amounted to seventy per oont, ; while those that were verified in part amounted to twenty per oent., and those that failed were nL ten per cent, The last Congress gave General Myer what he had long desired, a full briga. dier-general’s commission, The causes which are said to have led to the organization of a weather bureau here are interesting. In November, 18564, while the Anglo- french fleet was operating in the Biack sea inst Se. bastopol, the tidings were flashed along the wires that a mighty tempest had arisen on the western const of France, and was on its way eastward. The dis. patel was sent from Paris by the French minister of war, and it reached the allied fleet in time to enable the ships to put to sea before the eyelone had trav. eled over the intervening 500 le afterward wrote: * It appears that b the aid of the electric telegraph an barometric observations, we may be apprised several hours or several days in advance of great atmospheric dis. turbances happening at the distunoe of 1,000 or 1,500 leagues.” Black sea storm there appeared in an American paper a formal proposal for toe establishment of a system of daily transmission of storm warnings to the General Myer established nu series of signal stations, extending from the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, and thence northward and eastward, both inland snd on the const, taking in the great lakes and the highest mountain peaks. At each station he placed onre. ful observers whom he had himself se. lected, These persons were regularly enlisted in the army as sergeants, and the code which he selected for their guidance has proved thus far a bar to carelessness and incompetency.— New A —— Sheridan’s War Horse, The New York Star, in an article de. soribing t¥ duriosities in the army museum on Governor's Island, says: Leaving the museam and walking a short distance to the south end of the office of the ordnance department, the visitor is shown General Sheridan's famous war horse, Winchester. Sheri. dan himself subscribes to the follow- ing: * Winchester was of Black Hawk blood, and was foaled at or near Grand Rapids, Mich,, Iate in the full of 1858, according to the best of my information. He was brought into the service by an officer of the Second Michigan cavalry, to which regiment I was appointed colonel on the twenty-fifth day of May, 1863. Shortly afterward, and while the regiment was stationed in the little town of Rienzi, in the State of Missis. sippl. he was presented to me by Cap- tain Campbell in the name of the officers of the regiment, and from thar date to the close of the war he was ridden b me in nearly every engagement in whic I took part. At the time he was given to me hie was Fising Harte years oid, so that he must have been in his twentieth vear when he died, on October 2, IRR, He was an animal of great intelligence and of immense strength and endurance. He always held his had high. and by the quickness of his movements gave many persons the idea that he was ex- ceedingly impetuous. This was not so, for I could at any time control him by a firm hand and a few words, and he was a8 cool and quiet under fire as my old soldiers. 1 doubt if his superior as a horse for field service was ever ridden by any one.” The horse is fifteen and a half hands high. The coat is quite dark, but now somewhat faded, with white fetiocks. He was wounded twice, once on the left side of the neck by a bullet, and again by a fragment of sheli near the left flank, which he received at Mission Ridge. The bullet wound was received at Opcquan Creek. General Sheridan Jook at his old chaiger. One could see that there was much affection there. He atted the animal on the neck as he requently did when the horse was alive, and looking up at his blank and expres. sionless eyes, said : ** Poor oid fellow, 1 could always depend upon you in a pinch.” EH ——————————————————— An Armless Bigamist, A London letter to Harper's Basar tells these stories: goose so gray.” says the poet, “but der for her mate,” and the same thing, it seems, may be sa'd of the gander. man without arms was brought before the magistrate last week for bigamy; mitted, but the father of the first wife testified that she put the ring on her knuckles and that the bride m “shoved it on with his teeth.” ** That,” observed the Junge. “is not according to the rubric.” The bigamist, however, was acquitted on other grounds, the first wile having deserted him for seven years. Even this does not equal the once famous case of Miss Biffin, who found a husband albeit she had neither arms nor legs. It is, perhaps, unnecessary to add that she had property. Indeed, she moved—or rather was carried about -~in good society, There is a story of her being left by accident in the assem- blv rooms at Cheltenham after a bail. When the lights were all put out she began to scream, and the night porter came up to know what was the matter “ I have been left behind and forgot- ten,” she cried. * It is most shameful.’* ** Then step this way, ma'am.” “1 can't; I've got no legs.” This frightened the man, for he had never heard of Miss Biffin, and of her fondness, like Dickens’ dwart, for *‘ go- ing into society.” However, he mus. tered courage and approached her with: * Put out your hand, ma'am." * 1 have got neither hands nor arms,” was the sstounding reply, at which he fled, exclaiming, very iilogieally, * that she must be the evil one.” Captain Carter and Mr. Cadenhead have been murdered by King Mer- cambo, in whose African domain they were exploring. They had been sent out by the Belgian branch of the Inter national Society for the Exploration of Africa The leading object of the ex- pedition was not so much geographical discovery as the establishment of cen- ters of civilizing influence and com- merce at various points of the interior, | “ERACE CHURCH BROWN” The Story of the Carpenter whe Beoame & Leading sexton and an Engineer of New York Fashion, { A New York paper has this sketoh of the late “Grace Church Brown.” the inoted New York sexton: Mr. Brown | was born in this city, in Duane street, | near Chatham, in 1818, After attaining | 8 common school education he was ap- | prenticed to a carpenter, and worked at | that trade until 1836, when Grace church | was completed, He received the ap- | Rointment of sexton under Rev, Dr. { Thomas H. Taylor, the predecessor of | the present year was seldom absent from | morning service in the church. * * | Many humorous anecdotes are told of | Mr. Brown, in connection with his busi- | ness, On one oconsion he was in charge | of a reception to Baron Rothschild, dur- | ing the visit of the latter to this eoun- | try. The affair took place in Eighteenth | street. Mr. Brown also had of | another reception on the same night, | immediately opposite the house where | the baron was being entertained. The | Inter desired to attend the second re- | ception, but when he reached the curb. | stone there was no carriages to be had, | Mr. Brown took the nobleman on his back and carried him in safety across | the muddy street. The late Peter Btuy- | vesant was an attendant atGrace ch s and had a thermometer banging imme. | diately over his pew. One ne morn- | ing Mr, Stuyvesant arrived at the church porch. The heater did not work prop erly, and the old gentleman shivered i with cold. Mr. Brogrm knew that Mr. | Stuyvesant wowid consult the ther- | mometer as soon as he reached his pew, | and, unobserved, cunningly put his fin. | ger on the bulb of the thermometer and [sent the mercury up to about ninety. | When Mr. Stuyvesant reached his pew | he looked at the thermometer, and con. {eluding the church must be warm | enough, sat down without making any | remarks. | Mr. Brown's portly figure and slow { and solemn pomposity of step have far. | nished the theme of more satirical dog- i gerel probably than ever fell to the lot | of mortal man before. One of the clev- | erest of these squibs, by William Allen { Butler in bis witty * Nothing to Wear" | style, recalls the thermometer incident with laughable truth to nature. In certain circles Mr, Brown's word | a8 to what was en regle in the conduct of a wedding or an entertainment was | about as absolute as that of Worth in | reatters of costume, | In the period when so many large for- tunes were made suddenly there were | hosts of new people who wished to get {into society of some sort or other, and for the fashionable erush invented about ‘this period Mr. Brown, probably more than any other man, was respoasible. | His office was besieged by fahionably , dressed women with whom to get Mr, | Brown to manage an affair was to be ‘sure of a “crush,” done in the latest style, Tomeet the emer , the . lar sexton effected the zation of a | corps of handsome young fellows, clerks in wholesale houses—sometimes styled | “Brown's Brigade,” and sometimes | “Brown's Five Hundred.” They were bound to dress fashionably. Good dano- ing was a necessity, and there were cer. tain rules that had to be observed. They | were not; for instance, to presume upon (an acquaintance formed at a party to | wich the invitation had come through Mr. Brown, and must not lift their hats to indies on the street merely because i they had waltsed or flirted with them a {little the evening before. The arrange. iment was perfectly understood, and | when Brown could be induced to under. | take the affair the lady was sure of an (array of handsome young fellows that ‘wouid make her “crush” the envy of | her pext neighbor, But abuses finally | crept in, undesirable acquaintances were | formed, and the brigade was disbanded. | Of course the members of the brigade ‘were never by any sccident suingglen | into the drawing-rooms of the old i | lies. For the new people Mr. Brown would not undertake an affair save on | his own conditions, and no man could snub a suppliant in velvet more gor- | geously than he, | But he never snubbed blood; his | reverence for ** family " was unbounded. {It was a boast of his in his old days {that no plebian could deceive him on {that score. It was someth to see | him, years sgo, encounter a Livingston, | for instance, and mark the courtly grace {with which he bowed almost to the | earth, and to hear the respectful saluta- | tion, uttered in a tone so elevated that | every bystander distinctly caught the ‘name. He was discreet, too, in an- nouncing the names of arrivals at a | party or reception, snd while distin. | guished guests were sure to be trumpeted {in tones that couid be heard to the i farthest corner of the drawing-room, | the obsoprities were allowed to slip in | without undue publicity. At one time, | before fashion dese the district south of Union square, the sexton of {Grace church was reputed to have {amassed a large fortune; and it is cer- ‘tain that in those early times he was i often paid fabulops prices to manage an {entertainment. Mr. Brown's list of | funerals was scarcely smaller than his wedding list, and many curious anec- | dotes are told of his mingled shrewdness and solemnity. He had a set formula | of sympathy, in which the social stand- | ing. splendid physique and many virtues | of the deceased were enumerated. While he took the measurement he now and then, in undertone, suggested double- plated trimmings, extra diamond screws, eto. —as though he regretted extremely to descend to these trivial | details, Thus mingling his eulogy with practical suggestions in parenthesis, he took his orders without appearing to come down to prose atall. He was the very ideal of a master of ceremonies at ‘a funeral, with his ample dress-coat, | solemn breadth and heaviness of coun- | tenance, and slow and measured move- ment, Me! Beecher on Elocuntion, I had from eliildhoon 8 Shickiess of speegh arising from a large palate, so that when a boy I used to be laughed at for talking as if I had pudding in m mouth. hen I went to Amberst, was fortunate in passing into the hands of John Lovell, a teacher of elocution and a better teacher for my purpose cannot conceive. His system consisted in drill, or the thorough practice in- flexions by the voioe, of gesture, posture and articulation. Sometimes 1 was a { whole hour practicing my voice on a ts 1 Yond have Ww take a posture, frequently at a mar chalked po the iy Then we would go through all the gestures; exercising each movement of the arm and throw- ing open the hand. All gestures except those of precision go in curves, the arm rising from the side, coming to the front, turning to the left or right. was drilled as to how far the arm should ceme forwerd, where it should start from, how far go back and under what circumstances these movements should be made. [twas drill, drill, drill, until the motions almost became a second na- ture. Now, I never know what move- ments I shall make, My gestures are natural because this drill made them natural to me. The only method of ac- quiring effective elooution is by prac- tice, of not Jess than an hour a day, until the student has bis voice and him- selt thoroughly subdued and trained to right expression. —Christian Union. err ARO It is calonlated that the 10,000,000 barrels of beer reported by the brewers’ congress as having been gold last year would have filled 8 canal five feet deep and twenty-one feet wide, Oxtending from New York to Philadelphia, and that it would take a pump throwing thirty gallons a minute twenty-one years to pump it dry. in vain, Happy Hollow feiloff a C., B. & avy Holl bot falloff & Cul: , and knocked a pebble out of iis eur that had destiojel his three Jens ago. And b acral le to his feet he heard Mr. Pum p a A Jlforaon wrees serchant dentally d s nine-year-old cen- tury plant, pot and all, out of s second sory window, the projectile her husband in the back, the shock dis- lodging from his windpipe an obstrue. tion that had kept him coughing every night for a week. A tramp from [llinoisslipped through an open grating in the dark, fell through into the sewer and lit smack on a silverwatch and a t ollar hill. The watch will stana repairing at Watson's, as usual, but the tw bill is in- tact, wherever it is. An Eighth street man suddenly thirew out arm as he tossed in rest. jess slumber about m profane vociferations frightened away two just on their way up the leaving on the stairs in and hasty flight thirty-nine dollars worth of solid silver, two silk dresses and a neck chain they had stolen in some other house.—Burlinglon Hawk- abn Qi] if lec fd 08, W a fected it. This is the only trial of the process in Connecticut, and, with tingle exception, the only one in New an one-horse power engine used th which somewhat ¥ sme, Thi SL w capable of ty- five tons of this feed. The rein sixty pounds of steam ean cut up four tons an hour, or half fill the vault in a day. When the vault is filled and closely packed down thirty tons of stone are pinced on 2p. It * fodder” Hiveep glotn and retain its fweetness so ong 18 it is kept covered, thus making it one of the best as well as the ch kinds of feeds obtain- able for cattle the year round. 1t is not Be be soid as could not be, as after twenty-four hours’ exposure fermentation would set in, which of course would ruin it. It can of course be taken out onlya little atl a time as it is needed for use. The process is called the “ ensilage ” system. - New Haven (Conn.) Palladium. = A Califoreia Squirrel. Five Ilisn woodchoppers who are in the employ of L. B. Rathbun, a farm- er of San Juan, California, recently set their wits to work to protect a field from the depredations of an army of ground squirreis. They found the holes in which the squirrels burrowed and drove a solid stake close ww the mouth of each pole. They then took a piece of small-sized wire snd fastened one securely to each stake and made a they placed in the mouth of each hole. The ee it was that When a gqujerel at tem to emerge m his place he wouid run his head drat into the noose, and that was the last him. As many as eighteen of the vex. a'jous animals were caught in this manner one day. The trappers, how- ever, discovered one old chap who bailied their inge ult and : e of ensnaring him they r Pol their nooses and p the hole occupied by the wary animal, thinking that if he passed th one the hole occupied by the wary animal, thinking that if he passed through one or two of them he would be caught by the third one. Judge of their astonish. ment on finding securely fastened within two of ihe nooses, instead of a squirrel, an in sense rat e, wearing on his netier end sixteen rattles. The was fastened tightly by two of the nooses, and was soon dispatched by the trappers. Rest and Repair, It may be sufely assumed that those have been mistaken who supposed that physiological rest consisted in inaction and that repair goes on during quies- cence. Nutrition—and therefore repair - is the concomitant of exercise. Ap! tite is one thing, the power of food another. A man may feel ravenous, and consume large quantities of mate. rial containing the elements of nutri- ment, but be unable to priate the supply furnished, or, in other words, to nou himself. It is so with rest. Mere inaction may be secured without rest, and idleness without the restora- tion of energy. The faculty of rec) and recuperation after exercise is in di. rect proportion to the vitality of the organ rested. Tis faculty is sot to be ed into action by i vity. It fol- lows that relief and recovery from the effects of what is improperly called “overwork " eatiot be : b sim piy going away for change. or by indul- gence in idleness. A new form of exer- cise is necessary, and the mode of action chosen must be one that supplies urate exercise to the yery part of system which is ui to rest restore, th seekers often err in trying to recover their powers by sim diversion of energy. Iv is a error to suppose that when the PoP overworked the muscular system should be exercised by way of counteraction. The part itself must be worked so as to stimulate the faculty of nutrition; but it should be set to fresh work, which will incite the same powers to act in a | new direction.— Lancet. : ® It is safer 0 3 time by the forelo to take a mule by I . Bentinel, An Arkansas man was offered 8 plate te oh piay off any } i S0up, L 3 41 " bited Sha ae on him. " ie in ike Til ei EE Sour " of the family. ie mated "nt 7000.00 double that of 1878. was only 14.000 000, We and we fanits, in like manner. : and all the chambers revolvers were emptied in the darkness Two of the combatants were dead whe relighted, g | i g F : HT] He fei i i i x ! es A Philadel and other out A I Re toca p lees and Chink, on compari vat you,” asked Mr. Vanderbilt, “a preference, a affectior , for » . Petit off : as 100,000 + he wouldn't selk I never think of it without a real Thi “ Ah!" said Mn Vanderbilt. he few days after Meissonier was to dine with Me Venderbilty He onured saloon, His Dresden the —.- t §