Beside the Sea. A little blossom by the sea, All tempest-torn looked up to me, And shook its bright head smilingly: «| will love, I will live And be glad in the world, Tho’ the sweetest part be gone.” The stone was cold, the sea waves beat In endless surge about its feet, But still I heard the winds repeat: “| will love, I will live And be glad in the world, Tho' the sweetest part be gone.” Beside the sea, the barren sea, Tho’ beats my heart rebelliously, I breathe, oh, lite, a song to thee: «1 will love, I will live And be glad in the world, Tho' the sweetest part be gone.”’ - Kva L. Emery. The English Language. A pretty deer is dear to me, A hare with downy hair; llove a hart with all my heart, But barely bear a bear, "Tis plain that no one takes a plane To have a pair of pairs; A make, though, often takes a rake To tear away the tares, All rays raise thyme, time mazes all; And, through the whole, hole wears, A writ, in writing * right," may write It “wright,” and still be wrong— For write” and “ rite ™ are neither ** right,’ And don't to write belong. Beer often brings a bier to man, Coughing a coffin brivgs, And too much sale will make us ail, As wall as other things. The person lies who says he lies When he is bot reclining; And, when consumptive folks deelive, They all decline declining. A guail don't guail before a storm A bough will bow before it; We cannot reia the min at alle No earthly powers reign o'er it, The dyer dyes awhile, then dies; To dye he's always trying, Until apon his dying-bed He thinks no more of dyeing. A son of Mars mars many a san; All deys must have their days, And every knight should pray each night To Him who weighs his ways. "Tis meet that man should mete out meat To teed mistortune’s son; The fair should fare on love alone, Else one cannot be won. A lass, alas ! is something false; Of fanlts a maid is made; Her waist is bat a barren waste— Though stayed, she is not staxd. The springs spring forth in spring, and shoots Shoot forward one and all; Though sammer kills the flowers, it leaves The leaves to fall in fall. I would a story here commence, But you might find it stale; So let's suppose that we have reached The tail end of our tale. A Wonderful Game of Ball Those persons who had the honor of my acgusintance ten years ago, will re that I was quite an adept in the national e of baseball. 1 pitehed for the Stromboli club—a fair under hand pitch—for several games; but about that time the fashion of curving and underhand throwing came in fashion. I never believed .it possible for any human being to send a regular body— such as « baseball—from bis hand in such a fashion as to make it turn it to the rightor left. When the boys began to tell their wonderful stories about it, 1 said Joftily that it was contrary to the law of mechanics, and, with a view of si- lencing these presumptuous youngsters, I wrote to the Scientific American, and submitted the question to that authori- tative journal. It answered, in effect, that it was a ridiculous absurdity for any person to make such a claim. This, however, did not silence my friends. They said they had seen it done. Cummings, the professional, could do it with ease, though that was Sbot the extent of his capacity on the eld. Then I was told that Mann, of the Princeton college nine, had acquired tho art; but I only laughed, until one day I witressed a game between the College nine and the New Haven pro- fessionals. I placed ely behind the board-fence back of the catcher, and watched. That settled it. Mann did it continu- ally. I saw the ball, as it left his hand, e such a decided turn to one side that it actually went around the end of the bat, and the player, who was con- fident of making a home run, didn’t come within six inches of the cube, Even the veteran Gould, once of the famous old Red Stockings, after in. structing his men how the thing was done, stepped up to the plate. and ban; away eight times during the game, without coming anywhere near the ball. I immediately reversed my opinions, as did the Scientific American, and also Professor Swift, ol Rochester, who went out on the ball-field snd saw the ball itched squarely around the end of a I think it was a good time for usall to patch up our theories. I asked Mann how he did the trick, and he said that he curved the ball acei- dentally one day, while practicing in the gymnasium, and showed me how he heid the ball. But I could never acquire the knack, and resigned my position as pitcher for the Strombolis, and was succeeded b an ambitions young gentleman, who nearly snapped his head off every time he pitched the ball. Shortly after, 1 became sensible of an increasing tendency to corpulency on my part, doubtless inherited from my fa- ther, who weighed an eighth of a ton. My weight steadily increased, until 1 now Lip the scales at 220, and am still rising. 1 was always fond of witnessing the game, and used to go out to the Athletic grounds, to see that club clean out the Sadan thicfied Stockings, of Cine. in y tockings, of Cincin- nati, who in turn would ophad letely used up by the Atlantics, in theirshabby uniforms, while fortune varied as con- cerned the other clubs. Last Fourth of July, a social party was gotien together, and arrangements made for spending the glorious anniver- over in New Jersey. A delightful grove was selected, and, among the amusements, it was settled that a game of baseball wasto be played in the afternoon, and I was selected as a member of one of the contesting nines. 1 shivered when told it, and protested. The fact was, that among the numerous spectators was to be a young lady for whom I entertain a very high respect, and who, I was beginning to hope, was not altogether impartial toward me. 1 declined at once. “ It can’t be thought of,” I said, em- phatically. “I haven't played ball for ten years. I'm too fat to run. Ican’t catch a ball, and couldn't hit one, un- less they will allow me to use a ten-inch “That's the fix we're all in,” said my friend. “There's really only one fair player—Macpherson ; and we will han- dicap him, so the difference won't be noticed. it you can’t run, some one may run for you, and you will do as batting as any of them. No use of talking, therefore. I've got youdown for the right-field, where you won't have much to do, but can put on all the style You wish.” ortunately, I suffered myself to be persuaded. The Fourth of July turned out to be a splendid day—cool, breezy, and of just the right temperature, and we were a jolly party that took the cars, early in the morning, and went over into Jersey to spend the day. I, haven't space tu describe a fourth part of the history of those hours dissi- pated in the country. There were about twenty-five gentle- men, and the same number of ladies— each of the latter having an escort. It was the ex tion of us all that our party—including the family of the old farmer who owned the ve—would be the only witnesses of this memorable contest; but one of his urchins em- ployed himself for two days previous to the e in by the time were several hundred a VOLUME XIII HALL, EE SEAN Sp AAA EDIE PA. CO., JULY 20, dd 1880. NUMBER 29. under the shadows of the trees to watch our performances. The little rascal also pointed me out as a former professional, who had re. fused tremenduous offers from all the clubs in the country, s» that great ex. peotations were formed concerning me, 1 grieve to say, however, that heard several disrespectful remarks con- corning my ponderosity, as 1 moved about among my friends, picked up the edness of a professional. 1 was not without misgivings, flor to count u ingly slender thre: d. : n throwi .g the ball, before the game, every one, with a single exception, and that, I think, I held by accident. though I didn’t let any one see it. My great relief, however, was, in ob- serving that ali the others were about as deep m the muflin business as I was; | and there's nothing like company when you're scared or miserable. . I tried a little with the bat, and did | better, forgetting that in this case the | balls were pitched precisely as 1 wished them, while in the game it would be | exactly the opposite; that is, if the | pitcher knew anything about his busi- | ness. as our players were put out in one-two- three order, it was not until the close of the third inning that 1 stepped up to | the home-plate, and took up the ash in | my old-time style. A good many remarks from the crowd | were audible: * Knock the stuffing out | of it!" guise!” stouter!™ “Try ‘ Anti-Fat!™ and simi- lar expressions reached my ears. “He's Dickey Pearce, grown | 5 such annoyances, for they are often ut- | tered tor the very purpose of influenc- | ing the game. But I was angered, and | seeing the ball coming fairly over the | home-plate, I banged away at it with | all my might. | I came within about fourteen inches of it, the momentum of my own blow carrying me completely around on my feet, causing my hat to fall off and my- self almost to stagger over on my hel with std den dizziness. A general laugh follow this failure, and my cheeks burned with chagrin, for I was sure that the hasty glance which I cast down toward the grove, showed my particular friend of the gentle sex smiling at the figure I cut. Before I could get in * form," as they say, the second ball-was pitched. The umpire yelled, * Strike!” just as the cube struck me in front and nearly took ny breath away. ‘here was another laugh, and the pitcher called out, ** Beg paahrdon!™ uttered just as you will hear it about a hundred times when a couple of college clubs are playing for the championship. I told him it was all right, but if it was repeated it would be his last per- formance, and I scowled terribly, and griped my bat in a suggestive way. I drove away at the third ball, and caught it fairly on the end of my bat. There was a sharp crack, like a pistol. shot, and a roar of applause went up from the crowd, as I started like a bul- falo for first base. I didn't see the ball, but when our captain shouted, * Come home! Come home!” I made a desperate effort to complete the circuit of the bases. At the first, my hat went off. But whatof it? No professional would mind such a thing. Before I reached second, one of my shoes shot up in the air be- hind me and dropped down on my head, and I heard laughter mingling with ap- piause. By the time I reached second, 1 began to feel tired, and wanted tosit down and rest, but about all our nine were chasing after me, clapping their hands, dancing and screeching like lunatics. “Run it out! A home-run! The best hit you ever made! This'll win the game! Run hard; all the ladies are watching you!” I couldn't think of stopping with such incitements in my ears, though I was al- most out of breath, and a sudden kink in my left ankle caused me to limp and nearly fall. I went panting by second with bulg- ing eyes, and my other shoe went up like a rocket over my head. Forging by third with the whole pack at my heels, while all the other nine were shouting to the center-fieider to thirow it in, I strack for home, “Get out of the road!” called the crowd. “That chap can’t stop! He'll have to go around three or four times before he can put on the brakes! Let the band play!” ete. Well, I reached home-plate a second ahead of the ball, which, being thrown in from a long distance, struck me and helped me forward somewhat. Seeing how close the contest was, the captain shouted to me to slide in, and 1 do so. I thought if I could slide a few inches it would serve to rest me. I succeeded, buat it played havoc with my trousers. though the damage was not irreparable. When it was seen that I had made a home-run, the applause was terrific and long-continued. Recovering my wind as best I could, 1 carelessly sauntered off toward the trees, as though I had done a very small thing in the world. I heard the young scamp of a boy shouting out that I was an old profes- sional, and he had told them I would do great things during the game, adding that I wouid show more astonishing performances before it was through. He was quite correct. Up to this time I had had nothing to do in the field, the balls being knocked nearer the other players. Every time one was struck by our opponents I made a dash for it, but held up when I saw it was going out of my jurisdiction. This tended to show that i was on the look- out for all the chances. In the sixth inning a *‘ a daisy-cutter’ came skipping toward me. I dodged about, daneed here and there, and pre- vented it going by, and being ordered to send it in, made a desperate throw to home, to head off a player running in from third. I put too much steam on, for the ball went some twenty feet over the cateher’s head, who, nevertheless, jumped in the air and threw up his hands as if he ex- pected to reach it. The best thing about the business was that the ball struck the little boy who had been yelling my praises, and he was 80 occupied in weeping for the rest of the game that he let me alone. My wild throw gave me a fearful wrench in the side, and I struck out every time after that; but as that was what the majority did, I didn’t feel as lonely as I anticipated. I should have stated that having had a week’s notice of the game, the most of us prepared a sort of burle:que uni- orl, with a view ot helping along the un. My cap fitted very much, but the frontispiece extended nearly a foot di- rectly outward. The trousers were orgeously illuminated with stars, ut were very tight, and were continu- ally cothing unfastened at the knee and working up my legs. The stockings were a brilliant crimson, and the shoes of the ordinary kind. The shirts Lad an immense letter “ 8" worked in front, to distinguish our membersifrom the others. In all such games the blunders are in- numerable, _ One of our nine insisted, after reach- ing second base, that he had the right to run back to home-plate, instead of going forward, as the distance was the same. Another, finding the ball at first ahead of him, hastily withdrew to home, where he contended that he had a right to stay until he saw a favorable open- f | said, savagely, “and it was a good deal [ better than this new-tangled fashion." { In the ninth inning the situation as- | sumed an interesting phase, Our opponents—the Invineible—were [at the bat, we having playsd out our i nine innings, We had made thirty-five runs, and If we could biank them (and each club had been white. washed several times) we would win. It they should get in two runs, the game be tied, and another inning If they should get The * excitement was intense,” as the upon the field in their anxiety to see Our captain admonished us all to keep cool and to watch every chance. “Don't get rattled I" was the caution Ve all promised we wouldn't allow ourselves to be rattled, though there ized or (Higuratively) losing our heads. The first ball struck went straight w and threw it furiously to first, to head off the striker, : ; The baseman, startled to see it coming toward it and shrugged his shoulders. ell at his feet, he time, if he had not stumbled and torn half his uniform off. This so bewildered man found the ball. One man out, and no runs! The seccnd batter drove a “sk This looked bad, but we were much cheered and revived by the Sapiain beg- ging us again pot to get ** ratt ed.” We drew in a deep breath, and resolved to die before becoming *‘ rattled.” The pitcher took his position, and made ready to deliver the ball to the batsman. At this juncture the runner, who was on second base, stepped off a pace ortwo to watch his chance. The instant he did so the baseman near him took the ball from under his arm, and, tapping him on the shoulder, shrieked for ** judgment!” The umpire could do nothing but give the runner out. This little trick, you know, is some- times played by professionals, and is nothing but a deception as to where the ball is. : The opponent supposed it was in the pitcher's hands, and did not suspect the risk he ran in stepping off his base, Two men out, no runs in and we were ahewd! The next three batsmen made their bases by knocking skipping, difficult balls. With all the bases filled, this made the situation Sxiremely interest- ing, and we became more determined than ever that we would not be * rat. tiled.” I had not yet had a fair ball, but the next striker raised one well up in the air, and my instinct told me on the in- stant that it was * my ball,” and no one else's, I began dancing about and moving forward and backward as though the ground had become suddenly red-hot, while at the same time my head was thrown so far back, to allow me to gaze skyward, that the long fore piece of my hat pointed straight toward the zenith. *“Right-field! Take it, right-field! was shouted by every member of our nine, while our opponents began to hoot and how! so us to * rattle” me; but I had seen that thing before, and my poise was too sublime for me to be disturbed by such trifles. “Just see him take that in old- fashioned style!" some one called from the crowd-probably the urchin who had been heralding my skill from the beginning. Keep back! keep back!” I shouted. “this is my ball! Don’t get in the way!" They did let me alone. Audience and players held their breath to witness the play. As I learned afterward, all the ladies raised their hands and held them close together, so as to be ready to applaud the instant it was seen I held it. Even our magnanimous opponents, who were trying to rattle me, took off their hats and held them in hand, ready to fling them into the air. There are times when you feel as morally certain of a coming event as you do after it has taken place. I was just as sure of holding that ball as I was of receiving the thunderous ap- plause which follows such brilliant ex- ploits. I spread my feet apart, held my open palms in position, and kept my eye on the black cube which was whizzing downward through the pulsing air like a meteor toward me. ** Keep back! this is mine! I'll hold it » . - The ball shot straight throngh my hands, and striking me squarely on the nose, bounced off somewhere into space. I described a back somersault, and in going over saw more stars than Her- schel ever discovered. The hoots, laughter, disrespectful re- marks and yells were simply terrific. 1 hastily scrambled to my feet and be- gan glaring around for the ball, While thus engaged, the three men on bases ran in, and the latter made a home-run. Consequently our side was beaten, and my nose was decidedly out of shape. Since then, I have not been a very ardent admirer of baseball, and I trust that after this no one will ask me to tell him, [rivaiel » why it is my nose is not plumb.-—~Golden Days. Marketing In Old Rome. _ The sir or madam who in these burn- ing summer days entertains a party of friends at lunch or dinner, and the ex- quisiteness of the feast vies with the cost of the service, naturally supposes that from this modern vantage-ground they can give points to Heliogabalus or Apicius. But these older gourmets made light of sums at which our mod- erns would turn pale. Professor Her- bermann, in a late number of the ** Half- Hour Series,” gives a most entertaining and instructive account of * Business Life in Ancient Rome.” Nov aly Nero, Verus and Heliogaba- lus la ished from $240,000 to $400,000 upon single banquet, but the actor Esop i paid more than $4,000 for sing! dainty dish to set before a king, of 81 zing birds; and Apicius, the prince of ¢ od livers, alter spending $4,000,000 une the pleasures of the table took poison because he saw nothing but a beggarly $400,000 left. Citruswood tables cost $40,000 to $50,000 apiece; and the elder Pliny says that the philo- gophical stoic Seneca had five hundred of them at, various prices. A statue by Praxiteles was worth $20,000 or $30,000. The little book is full of curious in- formation. Who knew that pork and not beef was the favorite meat of the Romans, while lamb, mutton and veal were not in favor? (Game, poultry and fish were very acceptable, but the old Romans, like the modern Italians, ate meat sparingly. The professor gives us a price list: Beef, per pound, four cents; Jamb and fresh pork, six cents; ham, ten cents; river fish, two cents; sea fish, six cents; a pair of quails, thirty cents; eggs, six cents a dozen; milk, four cents a quart; salt, sixteen cents a peck; ten to torty apples or pears, two cents; four pounds large grapes, two cents; green beans and shelled peas, two cents a pint; oil, six to twenty cents, and honey, four to twenty cents a pint. There are now 43,000 postoMces in “That's the way we used to dol” he ctive operation in the United States. FOR THE FAIR SEX ro ———— Hueadineg Broad, Here is a little incident which not only has the merit of being true, but the additional one of containing a lesson much needed by girls A lady in one of our large cities was nterested in finding employment for the numbers of needy idle women during the years of great depression in trade One day a young woman came to her who had tried in turn to fill a place as shop-girl, seamstress, chambermaid, cook, hairdresser and patent medicine vender, and had been Jhchnrend from all as incompetent, “You have never learned any trade or handicraft P" asked the lady. “ Well, no, nothing particular. | was handy in a general way." oughly well?” Fhe Woman lighted, “1 could knead bread. 1 always did that better than any one else on the farm.” The lady's brother, an eminent phy- sician, who happened to be present, suddenly took part in the conversation. “Let me look at your fingers,” he said. They were long, nervous foree. “1 will give you hospital reflected, then her face strong, of great work." He in which had the a process of body. Skillful manipulators were dil. ficuit to find. After a few lessons our country girl earned her thirty dollars per week. With every year the number of young men and women pressing into the market to find employment increases. here is absolutely no chance for the loosely trained workmen whose brain way." Learn to do one thing, and to do it thoroughly, and you wiil never be in Com lack of honest work. Youlh's panion. Gingham and Other Wash Traveling Prrosses, Itis the custom this summer to wear gingham dresses for traveling, For fortable dresses used since bufl and gray worn. They are so easily cleansed after the journey by washing that they are not a source of anxiety on the way; they are of dark colors that are not con- spicuous; and it greater warmth is needed, it is supplied by the traveling superseded the linen duster. Among ence is for stone tinges, in checks of two shades of blue without any white, or else brokea bars of biue on a white ground, or irregular stripes of two or three blue shades, with echaps some thredd lines of red or buff, are trimmed with bias bands of solid bine gingham sewed on the plaited or gathered flounces, and as a borderng for the apron, basque, collar, cuffs and belt. The white Mumburg work used to brighten blue gingham dresses that dressy for these plain traveling suits. When made in the best manner, and of Scotch gingham, such dresses cost at the furnishing house from #12 to $17. with as few seams as possible. The neck is usually finished with a turned- over vollar in Byron shape, or else ex- tending lower on the bust in the notched airectoire shape. Among ex- pensive ginghams are stripes of two shades of peacock biue,or else of green; there are also olive green checks or irregular plaids tnat make up most effectively. The black and white broken oars sre also in favor; for elder,y Indies these are trimmed with plaitings of the same, while young ladies add some pip- ings of Torkev red calico, and they also put a narrow red plaiting around the toot of the skirt. For other wash dresses, whether of gingham or lawn, embroidery is the trimming preferred this season to lace, The Hamburg work in open patterrs, or else quite close, with dots, diamonds, almonds or stars, is best liked for gingham dresses; there is also a woven trimming called Swiss embroidery, sive, costing only eight or ten cents a For thin dotted muslins real embroidery different from that just described, and farjmore custly. are found suitable for the soft sheer fined to them. guedoe, point a'esprit and Breton laces | are most liked; Valenciennes isgseldom employed, at least it is not bought from choice, though Iadies who have nice qualities of this lace continue to use it. For white dresses, and indeed for most of the colored wash goods, very little starch is employed by the lnundress, and there is no effort to give them gloss from the iron. The fancy at present is for the soft finish of Oriental stuffs, such as India mull or mummy-cloth, or the Turkey red calicoes. Gathered ruffles are now selaown fluted ; they are made too scant for fluting, and are more stylish when ironed smooth and plain. Plaited flounces are pressed perfectly flat half their depth, while below this the plaitings are pulled upward and apart by the laundress’ hand to give them the appearance ot great full- ness. When a single border flounce trims the foot of a dress skirt, it is now the ecaprice to have the head- ipg almost as wide as the jJower part of the flounce, and if this wide heading fails to stand erect, and droops over at intervals, it is all the more stylish. The heading is for this reason often faced with gay red or blue cambric. The linen lawns are prettier this sum- mer than usual, and are more highly appreciated for their coolness and cheap- ness. The polka-dotted patterns—black, blue, brown or red, on white—make up most stylishly, and are sold in nice qualities of pure linen from twenty-five to thirty-five cents a yard. Fifteen yards are required to make a short dress with round waist, apron front, and straight full back sim ply trimmed with a border flounce. Dark red or blue satin ribbon in a long-looped bow atthe throat, with a belt of the same tied on the left side, with short hanging ends, is all the ornament needed. The neck may have a handkerchief fichu which is ointed behind, or else a Byron collar, retty evening dresses are made of the cream-white seaside zephyr, which imitates India stuffs with crape-like finish, and costs from eighteen to twenty-one cents a yard, It requires to be made in full bouffant fashion, with much festooned drapery, and is trimmed with Languedoc lace and many loops of pale pink or blue ribbon.— Harper's Bazar. Ancient Female Lawyers, Not every lady and gentleman who has this season applauded Miss Terry's Portia is aware that about the date when the ** Merchant of Venice” may be sup- posed to have exhibited his gaberdine upon the Rialto there actually existed great temale lawyers in the neighboring city of Bologna. Professor Calderini, who held the chair of jurispsudence in that university in 1360, and Professor Novella, who occupied it in 1366, were not only celebrated for their legal lore, but, if we may trust their portraits, were exceedingly beautiful women, with uoble Greek profiles, dressed in a style which Miss Terry might have copied without disadvantage. If women here- after should again obtain entrance into the legal profession, it is not at all im- probable that we may sce something more of the keenoeis of feminine wits engaged In disentangling the knots of the law. Two ladies in Ireland, acoord- ing to the T¥mes' Dublin correspondent, have just been conducting their own most Intricate cnses in a manner which excited the surprise of the Master of the Rolls, who even observed that he was astonished that the ladies had been able to put their case on paper so intel ligently and clearly without legal ad- vice.” If other ladies should follow the example of the Misses Fogarty, what a falling-off must ensue in the solicitors’ bills! They lost their case, it is true, but seemingly could not have won it | under any guidance; and at all events {they have escaped that greal aggrava- | tion of the misery of defeat in a court of law—the lawyers' costs. Fall Mali | Gazette i Trying te Drive a Hen, { Did you ever undertake todrive a hen anywhere? If not, then never say | “Where there's a will there's a way. ! {or ** All things are possible to him who | perseveres,” because you don't know anything about it. | Driving a hen properly, and decors {ously, snd successfully requires more | skill than capturing a herd of buffalo. | strong-minded hen, {woman she would have wanted the { ballot long ago, and her husband would have had hy ha quiet when she ** got set" on anything. Bat being oniy a | hen, all she can do is to eackle, aad be contrary, and thwart you at every turn If you want her to go in somewhere she'll be sure to want to ga out, and vice versa. You want to drive | gets into your garden, to the total de. { struction of your pet bulbs, and roots, {and seeds, and everything else. One | smart, active hen will do more harm in one hour than a cow would in half a { day. | A hen is born with an instinct to get { at the root of the matter, and she fol | lows out her nature, When your hen gets out of confine- i ment she makes straight for your | choicest flower bed, and she stays there {for an hour before you discover her. | By that time she has dug out everything | that you cared anything about, and has | buried herself up all but her head, an | there she lies in the sun with happiness {and triumph in her speaking counten. ance, | How mad you are! You feel as if you could sever her joints and make her into a pot-pie with a will--no matter i she is one of the trio that cost $10. You go for her with energy, and | scream out *‘ shoo!" at her, and flourish | your aprop, and make wild gestures in | her direction, and call your husband {and the children and the hired girl to | help drive her into her quarters. Now, it is never any use to call a man to help drive an hen. We are willing to | admit that the lords of creation ean do | quantities of things that the weaker sex canpot, but there is one thing a man | can never do—and that is drive a hen. | He'll break tie rake-handle, and get | hung in the clothes-line, and lose his { hat, and fall down over the croquet | wickets, and burst off two or three of | his suspender buttons, and the hen will {fly upon the top of the barn or take | refuge in the tallest tree on the premises, and there she will stay and | And all the men in creation cannot | drive her down, for she knows that she { has got things her own way. Your hen that you are going to drive | generally cackles all the time you are { trying to drive ner. It gives her cour- | age, perhaps, to defy you. music of a martial band when the troops | are marching into battle, It is as in. | spiring as the strains of * Yankee | Doodle" to the hen'sear. You Lry gen- | tlenecss first. | “Shoo, bddy! shoo, biddy! shoo, there!” and she plunges off in the di- rection contrary to the one you wish her to goin; and then you draw off your | forces and execute a Hank movement, and *“‘pen™ her up, but presto! just as | you think you have got hier, she squats and gives a scoot right under your | skirts, and away she goes free as air. | Then you get some corn and try to bribe her. Ob, no, she doesn't want any corn, | thank you. She is above bribery, She | doesn't take any stock in your “chicky! ¢.icky! chicky!™ delivered in your | most “cajoling of voices. Still she eackles. All the roosters cackie, too, | evidently tickled with her spunk. A few hens who are not curious join in. | All the neighbors will be looking out to soe ‘what on earth = are making them hens screech so for.” Your husband gets a pole and makes He'll fix her eackle | house or he'll know the reason! And by the time he has chased her all | and knocked a piece of skin off his hand ttle Charley, he does find eut the reason. It is because she is not of a mind to go into that hen- house. And he says that hens are a nuisance, and that he'll kill the whole of "em, and hie wishes there had never been one in- vented, By this time you are tired of his help, and you request him to go away and you'll drive that hen. Then you begin, and the hen begins, too. She flies over the fence, and up on a neighbor's woodshed and down into somebody's pig-pen, and then the pig takes after her with a vim, and she flies out with a screech, and runs under the barn, and there she stays till night, and then if you will leave open your hen- house door she will find her way thither, as meek and innocent looking as you lease —for ** chickens and curses come ome to roost." — Kate Thorne. A Shower of Coin, Bankers and brokers were hurrying away from Wall street at half-past three o'ciock in haste to get to their homes, to the seashore or the country; clerks, office boys and messengers were running to snd fro, and Wall and Broad streets and Exchange place were filled with a moving throng, finishing up the work of the day. Just at this time two men came from the basement of No. 40 Broad street. One was Mr. C. H. Dex- ter, the painter and carpenter, and the other one of his assistants. As soon as they reached the sidewalk the two men plunged their hands in their pockets, pulled them out filled with small coin and began scattering the money broad- east, literally throwing it away. Almost as quickly as it is written a crowd of messenger boys and young clerks sur. rounded them. Fighting their way through the throng the two men moved slowly toward Exchange place, where they separated, one going up the narrow court toward New street and Broadway ard the other up Broad street in the direction of Wall street. At every step their hands were dipped into capacious pockets, raised in the air a moment, and then came a little shower of pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters, Thecrowd increased prodigiously. It was com- posed mostly of boys, and they struggled and fought good naturedly, tumbling over and trampling upon each other in their eager scramble for the money. At the corner of Broad and Wall streets the crowd and the excitement culminated. Here Mr. Dexter stood a few moments, a mob of about a thousand bustling, shouting youngsters about him, while he scattered balf-dollars, dollars and a few shining golden quarter-eagles in a little rain about him. Like the Scrip- tural rain, it fell upon the Just and the unjust alike, for some of the big boys wickedly robbed the little fellows of coveted pieces. The 1ain was only a shower after all. In fifteen minutes it was over, and Mr. Dexter stepped into his carriage and was whirled away. — New York Herald. An EXperimontal plantation of olive trees in Georgia is said to have yielded an excellent quality of olive oil, (TIMELY TOPICS, There are now 42,677 postofices in the United States, an increase of 1,988 in the wast year, The number of offices pay- ot more than $1,000 each, and there. tore called presidential postoffices, is 1.764. New York heads the list, with 189, 1llinois comes next, with 163; then Pennsylvania, with 132, and Ohlo, with 118. The national association for the pro- tection of the insane, which was organ. ized at the charities conference in Cleveland recently, has for its object the introduction of more humane and intelligent methods of dealing with in. sanity, Great things in this direction have been done in the past generation, but much sti: remains to be done, Especial care has been taken by the association to make iv understood that the movement does not arise from hos. tility to any asylum or officials. A druggist's assistant was charged before the ‘correctional chamber in Paris, a few days ago, with causing the death of a man by misreading a pre- scription. The doctor, whose writin was very clear, ordered eight drops of { lnudanum, which the assistant care | lessly read as eight grammes, or about a quarter of an ounce, The overdose naturally killed the patient, and the court sentenced the prisoner to three months’ imprisonment. His advocate jurged as an extenuating circumstance | that, if the mistake had cost the de- | censed his life, it had at least provided | him with a painless death! The honors accorded to the American exhibitors at the fishery exhibition at | Berlin were quite numerous, They | were as follows: Address of thanks | and a gold medal; one honorary prise; {a gold medal, with special honorary | diploma; nine gold medals, exclusive {of the special ones before mentioned ; | fourteen silver medals; twelve bronze medals, and seventeen honorable men- | tions—in all sixty-nine awards to the | United States Large as is the number | of prizes for America, they might have | been very much augmented, for the | overwhelming superiority of the Ameri. | can exhibition over those of all other | countries was conceded from the ver { first day. But the American exhibit | was for the most part a collective one, | made by the United States fish commis. | sion, and for this reason comparatively | few American individuals, so to speak, | received awards. Mr. Stoddard, second mate of the | brigantine Fortunate, which arrived re- | cently at Halifax, N. 8., from the West | Indies, reports that one night, while | passing along the coast of Florida, a singular phenomenon appeared just after dark. Two columns of fire were seen, | seemingly about a mile away. They | were about fifty yards apart and rose to ! a height of nearly 500 feet, when they arched toward each other, but d meet. They burned with a steady, dull | red color, and did not emit any sparks, {but at the arching portions emitted { tremulous rays or pencilings of light | similar to an aurora borealis. They ap- | peared in sight all night, and gradually { faded away as daylight came. The | weather was beautifolly clear, and not a cloud was visible during the entire night. On the following day there was a heavy thunder-storm, accompanied by a gale of wind, but no rain. A Washington dispatch says that General Walker has pisoced the task of | attempting to procure full census sta- tistics of Indians pot taxed to Major Powell and his assistants, who are working under the Smithsonian insti- tution. Colonel Garrick Mallery, of the army, is now engaged in preparing a heads calculated to set out all material condition of each tribe. American Indians, and is well fitted to prepare schedules which shall cover all the more prominent features of Indian life, and bring out many points in the line of his researches which will be both pew and interesting. This is an important matter in many respects. Hitherto all estimates for the purchase of Indian supplies have been upon the supposed number of Indians in each tribe, but there is ground for the belief that the numaber has been vastly overstated in respect of many tribes,and that Jarge sums have been wasted in conscquence, An ltewm-Gatherer, Some supposed friends of a newspaper have peculiar ideas as to what kind o- items a paper really requires. Not long since a gentleman came into the Galves- ton News sanctum and said: ** Look here! You miss a heap of live items. I'm on the streeis all day; I'll come up every once in a while and post you.” “ All right; fetch on your item; but, remuember, we want news.” Next day he camc up, beaming all over. “I've got a live item for you. You know that bow-legged gorilla of a brotner-in-law of mine, who was in business here with me?” “1 believe I remember such a per- son,” said the editor, wearily. “Well, I've just got news from Neb- raska, where he is living, that he is going to run for the legislature. Now, just give him a blast. Lift him out of iis boots. Don’t spare him on my ac- count.” Next day he came up again. *‘ My little item was crowded out. I brought ou some news,” and he hands in an item about his cat, as follows: “A Remarkable Animal.—The family cat of our worthy and distinguished fellow-townsman Smith, who keeps the boss grocery store of Ward No. 13, yes- terday became the mother of five singu- larly-marked kittens. This is not the first time this unheard-of event has taken place. We understand Mr. Smith is being favorably spoken of as a can didate for alderman.” : 4 The editor groans in his spirit as he lights a cigar with the effort. Itis not long before he hears that Smith is going around saying that he has made the paper what it is, but it is not indepen dent enough for a place like Galveston. Many readers will say this sketch is overdrawn, but thousands of editors all over the country will lift up their right hands to testify that they are personally acquainted with the guilty party. ee —————— Prehistoric Tombs, Professor Prosdocismi, of the Este (France) musenm, who wiscovered a pre- historic cemetery on the slope of the bills overlooking that town, has un- earthed in the same vicinity eighty-two tombs, forty-four of them violated, ap- parently during the Roman period, the rest untouched, with all their pottery and bronzes, The urns are of the three periods, some colored black, with linear ornamentation; others adorned with circles and wavy lines; others with al- ternate Lands of red and black. The bronze ornaments are also very interest. ing, and a bronze chest bears three de- signs, comprising in all seventeen war. riors and a priest, several animals (horses, oxen, stags, birds and a dog, several plants and a kind of Chariot with a man seated in it. The professor considers these the finest prehistoric re- mains in Italy. It almost unnerves a man to watch a woman undergoing the operation of pin- ning on her bonnet, and a fellow heaves a sigh of relief when the four inches of pin disappears in a mass of togacry and hair and the female comes out of the perilous operation uninjured and smiling. It is estimated that Oregon will fur- tor export the coming season. FARM, GARDEN AND HOUSEHOLD, Prowmie Kitchen Hules Pootived, Veal outlets dipped in egg and bread-cramb, Fry till you see & brownish red come, Hoast pork, sans apple-savce, past doubt, 1s Hamlet with the prince leit out. Your mutton chops with paper cover, And make them amber-hrown all over, Broil lightly your besisteak—to fry it Argues contempt for Christian diet, The cook deserves a hearty cuffing, Who serves roast fowls with isteloss stuffing, Egg sauce few make it right, alas! 1s good with blue fish, or with bass, Shad, stufled and baked, is most delicious; "I'would bave electrified Apioius. Roasted in paste, a haunch of mutton Might make ascetics play the glutton, Varm sna Garden Notes. An exchange says if hens get into the habit of eating their own eggs the surest remedy is to cut off their heads. Cellars thoroughi treated with whitewash made yellow with copperas will not he considered desirable habita- tions for rats and mice, A half gill of soft soap and water, one part of soap to twelve of water, poured at the roots of cabbage plants, is recom- mended as sure death to white grubs, Potatoes are frequently spotied by being exposed to the sun too long after digging. They should only be opened to light and air long enough to dry them, and then stored away in as dark ap as possible. The soil for a fodder crop should either be naturally rich or made so by manuring, or it will not pay to prepare it for any of these quick growin grins which have but little time in which to make their growth, and must get to a good sige in order to be Pr An old gardener says, in the Detroit Tribune, with regard to cultivating onions, that if care is taken to draw away the earth gradually from the bulb until they are quite uncovered and only the fibrous roots are in the earth, you will never have scullions, but very large, sound onions. Potash dissolved in water, or lye from wood ashes, is a wash for the trunks and large limbs of fruit trees. Whitewash should not be used, as it closes the pores of the bark, which shouid be kept open in order to insure a healthy tree, Potash or lye answers every purpose which whitewash would, with none of its ohjections. The ox-eye duisy is a very fashionable | flower in the city, but a vile pest to the | farmer, It is propagated by the seed, | and may be destroyed by mowing be- | fore the seed is formed. Two or three | seasons may be required to subdue it, {but it is = standing reproach to an farmer to have his fields overrun wi | this weed | The advantages of spreading manure | from the wagon as it is drawn out area | saving of labor, and a more even distri- | bution of the double salts (ammonia, | potash, Jhospliates, ete.) in the soil by { rain. If the manure is he on the | field, snd gets a heavy rain belore | spreading, the ground under the heaps | receives an undue share of the best part | of the manure, which not unfrequently | renders these spots barren for a season or two, | The farmer who always takes particu. | lar pains to put up his produce in neat | attractive packages, aud never mixes | the second with the first quality, will { have to spend but litt'e time to find | good men ready to buy all his produets, {and pay him a fair price; but he who | mixes three qualities together, and tries to sell them as first quality, will always be troubled to find buyers, and Formerly it was considered best to let grass stand until the seed was full rown, before cutting, but of late years cutting are: First, better hay, which is more readily eaten by cattle second, less injury to the grass roots third, a better chance for a second crop. Benefits trom lloelng. One of the great est benefits from sow ing our garden seeds in drills is the op- portunity it affords us of boeing fre- quently and thoroughly between the rows. Too many persons who usé the ioe suppose Lhat the chief benefit derived from it is to kill the weeds. That, cer- tainly, is an important work, and which is greatly neglected. Weeds are not only in the way of cultivating the crops which we want, but they rob them of much of the nutriment which they need. Hoeing, then, is an essential ser- vice in respect to destroying the weeds. There are other advantages, however, which are quite commonly overlooked. Let us see. The loosening of the soil in the opers- tion of hosing is beneficial to the plants; as ouch as the destruction of the weeds or more so. Moisture abounds in the atmosphere during the hottest months, and it is absorbid and retained mo t abundantly by a soil which is in the most friable sate. Professor Schiluber found tha 1,000 graias of stiff clay absorbed in twenty-four hours only thirty-six grains of moisture from the air; whiie garden mold absorbed forty-five grains; and five magnesia seventy-six grains. Then, again, pulverizing the soil en- ables it better to retain the moisture absorbed. The soil, in order to be healthy and active, must breathe. A light, porous soil admits the air snd thus it is fed and greatly invigorated by the atmos- phere. The sun's rays heat a hard soil much uicker than a loose one, and the hotter the sun is, so much greater will be the evaporation from it So that the hard soil is deprived of its moisture much sooner than one of a loose texture. The roots of plants can find their way through a moist, loose soil, in search ot food, much better than (hey can through a hard, dry soil. A soil that is kept loose near the sur- face by the action of the hoe will receive and hold the vain water taat falls, while a hard soil will allow most of it to run off into the valleys and streams as it falls. Recipes IxpiaN Suer PuppiNg.—One-half ound suet, chopped fine, one cup mo- asses, one pint milk, one egg, meal to make a very thin batter, one teaspoon ground cloves, one teaspoon ground cin- namon, one teaspoon salt, a little nut. meg, a fewr currants or chopped raisins, Boil or steam three hours. Sauce. Quick Caxe.—Beat one cupful of powdered sugar and one tablespoonful of butter to a cream, and one well beaten egg, two-thirds of a cupful of sweet milk, with half a teaspoon of soda, one and halt cupfuls of flour, with one teaspoonful of cream tartar. Flavor with lemon. Bake in a brick-shaped loaf. VEAL Hasn.—Take a teacup of boil- ing water in a saucepan, stir in an even teaspoon flour wet in a tablespoon cold water, and let it boil five minutes ; add one-half teaspoon black pepper, as much salt, and two tablespoons butter, and let it keep hot, but not boil. Chop the veal fine, and mix with it half as much stale bread crumbs. Put it it in a pan and pour the gravy on it, then let it simmer ten minutes. Serve this on buttered toast. Ror Jerry CAxE.—Sift two tea- spoonfuls of cream of tartar with two cups of flour (measured after sifting.) Dissolve one teaspoon of soda in three tablespoons of hot water. Beat six eggs, whites and yolks separately. Add two cups of sugar to the yolks, put in half the flour, then the soda, the bal x poss | ance of the flour and the whites of the oges, Bake in a thin, even sheet ina Inrge dripping-pan; eb done turn on to a molding beard, spread with jelly and roll up without delay. ap 8 hspkia about the roll tc keep it in shape, Woolen hose should be soaked all night and washed in hot suds with beel’s gall, a tablespoonful to half a pail of water. Iron on the wrong side. if troubled with wakefulnes s on re- tiring to bed, eat or four small onions; they will act as a gentle and sonthing navootie, Are 8iso ex- pellet to eat when one is much exposed to cold, When water has once been made to boil, the fire may he yay much less. ened, as but little heat keep it at a boiling point, There is no advantage whatever in ing water boil furiously; the heat will escupe in steam, without raising the heat of the waler, Silk Worm Culture in Pennsylvania About 60,000 silk worms are at work ou the farm of Frank Graff, in Birmin ham, Delaware county, Ps., right lively, too, some of them being almost done, and straw-colored cocoons are piling up thick and fast. The worms are being supervised by Miss Martha Hamilton, living at Mr, Grafs, and she fiatters herself that for the first attempt she is doing remarkably well. She boaght the eggs. and BB, they had hatched, at which time they are ss fine as a hair and have to be lifted about with a camel's hair brash, immediately Pe to feed them on mul eaves, Theirgrowth is very id, in six weeks’ time they are of fill size, being nearly three inches long. They are perfectly ravenous in their appetite, and it is no small job to find e food for them, and the country for mi around was scoured in search of mulberry trees, which, as is well known, are pot numerous in that vicinity, When the whole mass wou id their feast on the them sounded like rain falling on the roof. : feeding, the worm is of a light green EA ee a ees al reas ong the body are holes. The insects, as would be imag- ned from their eating powers, have strong serrated jaws, which soon eat through s leaf. Some of the worms have escaped from their mistress and gotten up on the roof of the barn and are there spinning away at their cocoons. The silk while in the worm isa which is exuddd in two strands. unite and form one thread of silk. The worm in starting its cocoon first makes an outer covering of floss silk, wishin which they spin the silk, bending the Lead and body up and down the cross- ing to every side, entirely surrounding the body, as a tection against the wind and cold. Thus in making a cover. ing for itself this insect makes the cover- ing for thousands of pgayly-attired women of all ages and in every clime. The cocoon made, the worm passes into a chrysalis state and comes forth a moth fly to iny eggs and then die Thus does the race continue. The silk-grower, how- ever, if he want; the eggs, allows the worm to go through ali these siages; but if he wants the silk he * chokes” the worm while in the chrysalis state, for if it is allowed to cat its way out the thread of the silk is broken and value- less. The chrysalis is ** choked ™ or in other words killed, by heating it overa fire or throwing it into boiling water. The labor attending this silk industry is not a light one, and whether there is any money in it remains to be seen. Mrs. Froge, at Kennett square, Chester county, is aiso raising silk worms, but only lias about 3,000 of them. —Fhiladel- {slands Around New York. Governor's Island reaches sudden prominelse as the present residence of yeneral Hancock, writes the New York correspondent of the Troy 7imes, and hence calls for a brief paragraph. It was once a part of this city, and an act is still in existence dividing it into streets. ** Nutten's Island,” as it was then called, would have been highly popular as a piace of residence, but the government soon required it for harbor defense. It is connected with New York by a ferryboat, which never was so crowded as it has been since the close of the Cincinnati convention. Blackwell's Island is the largest island in the vicinity of the city, and contains 200 acres. It is Jong and nar- row, with a deep channe] on either side, and is the most striking feature in the East river. It was for more than a century in the possession ot the family Whose name it bears, Sud was used for farming . e y eventu- ally declined, and the place was sold in 1893 by one of the last representatives for the then enormous sum of £30,000 The purchaser (James Bell) was » specu who was unable to meet his payments, and the RB y was sold under foreclosure. This occurred in 1828, and the city determuned to pur- chase it. This being known led to a gpirited competition, and the property was run up to $52,000. It was bough by the corporation as a place for penal and charitable institutions. Blackwell's [sland would, if put into the market to- day, bring $16,900,600 for residences. it is the healthiest and prettiest place ever devoted to its present Jurpoca: and the convicts and ave the best air in the world—infinitely better than the packed population of the city. Tweed in fact was much healthier as a Black- well island convict than when coo up in Ludlow street jail, where, indeed, he soon died. Two years have elapsed since he was laid in his grave in Green- wood, and how rapidly he has fallen out of notice! The last appearance of his name, indeed, was in the record of a life insurance company, which paid a policy of $10.000 on his life. Probably that was the only really honest money the family had received through him since he abandoned brush making and gave himself up to that career of knavery which made him a convict, whose only release was in death. ! i —— IAA SA Taking the *Pizen”’ out of Bees. Some Sears ago I was visiting a family in Sussex county N. J., where a large number of hives of bees were kept in a yard near the farmhouse. The bees wers unusually cross and belligerent— they would **biz out wi’ angry fyke? at any one who approached their yard. On speaking to the old gentleman on the subject, he said they were feeding on the buckwheat, and were full of “ pizen,” and that he would cure them by the time I came again. On the next day I found the bees quite pacific and niet, freely letting me come close to their hives. On asking for an explana- tion of their amiablenecs, Mr S. pointed to an efligy hanging near the bee-yard. He had put this up in the night. In the morning the swaying of the efligy ex- cited the warlike little fellows, and they literally covered their enemy all the forenoon, until all had stung him to their content, and had exhausted all their poison without harm to themselves or others. Verily, knowledge is power. —F. 8, in the Country Genlleman. C—O —— An encounter between George Elder and Leander Abott, Kansas City gamb- lers, was very much like a preatranged duel. They had a quarrel in a saloon and drew pistols, but were separated. Then they agreed to meet ata certain street corner in an hour, ** for business. Both went to the place, and the began on sight. Abbott was killed an Elder wounded. . A great many ladies who save every- thing else waste their rose leaves. Dried they make the most delightful filling for scfa pillows, pin cushons, ete, re- taining their fragrance a great length of me, * Give thanks to him who held thee iu all thy psth below, Who made thee iaithial untojdenth, And crowns thee now! Argo, John L. lionaire, who ‘Paggart, got into the bucket, while t other stood on its top and held on b; the cable—the ** usua ." Arriving es off to The Jorel nd “Togeart 0 n got aially out of when the bell of the other compartment gave the signal to hoist. The engineet mistook the signs! and Loisted in the compartment in which the men had just was inthe act good fortune one of his lodged in a wedge-shaped interstice in the side of the shaft, and huhe bs one arm; suspended in mid-air. with 200 feet spacs beneath him. No one ‘can have e faintest cone= of the uautter- able horror of such a position. Eavel. oped in impen suas nded by one arm aver an , that nvited him tocertaln death if frail support should give way, alive 10 the kn that ae he, i prom horrible that its contem- Jintion makes une shudder. Luckily Neve his Somindes comprehended e situation of affairs, y acting promptly prevented a tragic ending pe lS tior ie rom tion, ese’ more serious ae ea of his physical system and . faculties. — peras (Cal.) a The four world are Ceylon. The data and show that Brazil extraordi United States, and, thanks to price has risen. Althouth the razil, especially tor culture, he wi gd ih > taining la * this rencers it Toubttal ether the above can be much exceeded. The crop in Java and Sumatra was estimated at 94,000 tons for export; the consump tion of the inhabitants, although population is double that of Brasil, is not half of that of the latter ¢ The production in Ceylon, er than that of 1878, shows a g off with