The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, September 05, 1878, Image 1
August. Th* oTiir-t Atyrnpt noon i oom* ; A illlßbmi rtl#n<-p fill* th* oky . Th* flold* ore mcah, the wood* ore dumb. In glassy sleep th< water* He. Ar ** m ' rk yon soft white clonda that reel __*' v >e our vale, a moveless throng ; The .wttle on the monntain a t>ro**t ' Jijoy the grateful shadow loug. Oh, how unlike thoae merry hour* In minny June, when earth laugh* out ; When the frenh wind* made love to flower*. And woodland* sing and water* shout. VThen in the graa* *eet water* talk, And atrain* of tiny iunw> a well From every moss-cup of the rook, Prow every r.amelo** bloaaom'* hell But now a Joy too deep for eonnd, A oeaoe no other season know*, Hnalie. the heaven* and wrap* the ground— The bluaaing of ant wane repose. H ii.'ar)i (VJJra Bryant, To-Bay and To-Morrow. When thon art hy, 1 know M why, 1 love 'bee, bnt I love thee uot to deeply. But w hen thou'rt gone, And I'm alone, I marvel that 1 heKl thee then *o cheaply. Thy *mile and talk. Thy glance, thy walk, In vaiu regret 1 picture and rmember, Aa well I might Recall the light Of June amid the darkneea of December. Ah. cruel fate! That all too late We learn the gohien value of our pleasure - That it mu*t go Before wv k JOW How paeons aaeel it wa* to have ourtrveanre. IVeverae are we. Too blind to *ee .hat idle ir emoriea only lead to sorrow Km joy to-day, While yet you may. Why wait until to-dy beenmos to-morrow 1 AYI'IINHJ It At-VAea<i Ik'teton. The Tramp's Revenge. A great, fertile hollow, in the midland hills, and one man owned it all. Five hnndred acres of level and upland, field and forest; aud well might MUly Van Vleeok complain that she could not even visit a neighbor without climbing over the hills. Bat old Squire Van Vleeck had uo use toy neighbor*. Was not the land hia own, and the homestead and the sawmill itself, half w y down the hollow ? Such barns! Why, the biggest of them had scarce ly a rival in the countv. There was twenty feet of sheer fall, between the mows, packed as they now were with ton* of clover and tiuiothv. What did he or b neei of neighbors ? Not nioch, perhaps, bnt that fall, when hi* ambi'ion goaded him to reach out for the civic honors he deemed the rightful d\te of so much land and for est, saw-'jailj and crops, and all that, he sudden\y discovered that the people in the ot'uer hollows and on the hi lis and in tbe \iilxgee, all had neighbors of their OVJ, Such a snub they gave him ! No wonder the grim old squire went back to hia ample homestead and growled at his patient wife, and even at MUly, in spite of her gentleness and her beauty, and behaved himself, gen eral! v, like the old bear he had grown to be. The first heavy snows came earlier than nsual and the cold weather brought with it immunity from the one thing the squire hated most. Not a tramp had been seen in the hollow for weeks, and no man troubled himself to ask whither they had flown. All the more, however, "that bitter af ternoon, aid the old man's angry soul stir itself within him when he met, at hi* own gate, the most outrageous spec imen of the abhorred race .that the whole aea*ou had brought before him. If other tramps had sometimes borne only the seal of misfortune or of com mon vagabondage, this one was clearly and undeniably a chosen vessel of vice and crime. Plenty of bone and muscle hail he, and the very swing and spring of his slouch ing gait proclaimed that no lack of mere physical capacity had made him what he was. Can a tramp have in him anything like energy ? Tbe squire would have said " No," at any time before he gave that roving ruffian so large and so acrid a piece of Iris mind and temper. He had scarcely draamed of such a change a* his worda produced. There was some magic in them stirring np evfl into a power. The hegging whine swelled into a vol ume of hoarse and strident vituperation. The relics of a mind glowered fiercely through the hairy, filthy face. The whole hulking frame seemed to quiver as the tramp strode away, with the meaning of the threats and curses with which the air wa* blue behind him. Fear i* a bitter ingredient to put in the cup of anger, and Squire Van Vleeck was in even a worse humor than usual, ten minutes later, when a somewhat fine-looking young man reined in his horse at the gate, and seemed about to spring from his sleigh. "Good morning, squire." " Don't stop, Gil Xlorse! Drive right oa !" roared the old man. " Don't stop •gin any where in tbisholler. Yfcr father's eon needn't quit the road anywhere on my land. Ef it hed't a-been for him, I might a-had the nomination." More than that he said; but while the young man's face deepened to a hot crimson, he controlled his temper suf ficiently to give his horse the reins and do as he was bidden without another word. A tall, strongly-built, broad-shoul dered youth was Gilbert Xlorse, and a year in a city business-house had made none the less a man of him. H*s greet ing at the squire's had been clearly alto gether unexpected, and be polled his horse to a walk, a moment later, as if he wanted to give the matter some kind of ooivjderation. • How he wonld have driven if he could liave looked along the road ahead of him, just beyond where it entered the hemlock-woods! Distant as were her neighbors, Milly Van Vleeck was too robust and healthy minded a young lady to remain housed np, even in winter weather, and she had never looked rosier or prettier in all her life than she did that afternoon, as she tripped along the frosty road home ward. Away beyond the sawmill, and into the woods she had been, almost aimless ly, ill sheer exuberance of youth and high spirit*, never dreaming of such a possibility as danger there and then. Down the road she was coming, and the frosty snow that crackled under her light feet was not more innocent or fear less. A man in the road I It might be Jake, her father's sawmill hand, or it might be one of the farm lioys, or it might be neither. Why shonld she care ? And yet, as that man drew nearer, Mill? walked more slowly, and her heart began to beat, she could not have told why. She could see him more distinctly now, and never bad her eyes fallen on anything like that before. "I almost wish I had the dogs with me she said to herself with a shudder. "What a horrible looking man. I thought the tramps were all gone." More and more slowly walked Milly, for, as the hideous human form drew nearer, a pair of blazing, hungry, wild beast eyes gloated fiercely and triumph antly upon her through the matted locks which hung from under the battered felt on his head. A darter of his, I reckon," growled the tramp. "It's all the same, anyhow; Kome rich man's gal." A wild scream burst from llilJy s whitening lips, and she tried to spring past him; but his long arm caught her :ts she went by, and in an instant her hawl was wound around her head. , "No more screechin'," growled the FRED. KURTZ, Kditor and Proprietor. VOLUME XL I hoarse, deep voice, " though there'• no body nigh enough to hear ye." Nobody ? Thon why wa* it that the l**h hod ! fallen ao Midvkuly on the gvxxi horse Gilbert Morse waa driving, ju*t beyond the torn in the road ? A scream from vigorous lunge g,wo far in frosty weather, and Hie w hip foil more than ouoe. I Milly *t niggled hard, even iu Uiat grasp of iron, out tar strength was fail ioi g fast, when a wild, angry shout rang down the road, and the tramp lo.ecd j his hold for a moment, "Don't meddle.youngetor," he began, as a fiercely plungiug steed was pVulod up in a flurry of snow at U roadside. The answer oanie fyotu the loaded end of a whip, square helvtvn liia eyes. A thinner skull might have Wen cracked by it, aud, eveu on his hruaen forehead, the blow brought him to his knees. MUly Van Vleeok was free, and she almost instinctively bounded into the cutter. There was no room to tnrn and Gilbert Morse gave his trotter the reins, for he the tramp was feeling among Ins rags for something which might have danger in it He longed to stay aud finish his work with his loaded wh>p, i but there was Milly. "Oh, Gil!" she exclaimed, "how ,| 1 I get home ?" • "The saw-mill road," he ropu d; "the track has probably not been bro ken, bnt the snow isn't deep." "Yea, but it has," said Mdlv. "They were hauling logs, yesterday. ' "Safe enough, then," said Gil. "Hut ain't 1 thankful 1 came along, just then!" "Did father tell Ton I was oat this way? Ik new yon would come to see me first thing. And how you have im proved f" Milly's excitement was taking a form that could not tie unpleasant tohereom jiamon; but a deep cloud was settling on his (ace, notwithstanding, aud she cheeked herself suddenly to ask him: "Bnt what can be the matter? He did not hurt you, did he ?" " No. but your father has. Milly. I cannot stop at your house. Your father has forbidden me. Something between him and mine, about the election. When we get to the gate yon can get out and go in. Perhaps he'll get over it soon, and I don't want to make him any worse just now." A wise young man was Gilbert Morse, in spite of his Milly"s all but tearful pre testations, for the sight of his daugh ter returning home in such company, aroused old Squire Van Vleeok to the uttermost. It was even an aggravation that Gill so deftly polled up just long enough for Milly to jump out, and then raised his hat so politely,to her father as he drove away. So choked with wrath, indeed, was the bitter old man that be could not find words to express himself, and, before ho bad recovered his utterance, Milly was rapidly recounting to her mother her awful peril from the tramp, and the gal lant manner in which she had been res cued by Gilbert Morse. The squire could not' help listening, although it seemed a good deal like a romance at first. But Milly had bruises to show, as well as her torn shawl and disordered dress, and in a moment more the old man was striding up and down the room like a tiger in a cage. " On my own laud! in my own woods! My own daughter!" be gasped at inter vals; and then stopped in front of her. with: " Did yon say Gil Morse knocked him dowu?" "Yes, father." "And saved ye?" "Yes, father; and he brought me home in his cutter." " And I drove him away like a dog or a. tramp this very afternoon !" roared the squire. " I'll drive them all away. I'll shoot 'em on sight. They'll burn me out of house and home next." Millv's mother had her arms around her, almost hysterically, but her excite ment was calmness itself compared to the a]moet ludicrous frenzy of the old man. Lack of love for his own hail never been charged upon him, whatever were his other faults. The events of the afternoon had not, moreover, been of a sort to induce any nnusnal quietude. i His expected supper and evening at Squire Van Vleeck's having been so un ceremoniously put out of the question, his afterthoughts equally forbade an im mediate drive home, for that would be ten miles at least Just over the hill, and less than three miles from the Van Vleeok homestead, was a pleasant country hostelry, and there Gil naturally lie took himself for supper and horse-care. This attended to, he said to the land lord, an old acquaintance; "Al, can you keep a aecret ?" . "Did, once," replied AL "Then lend me yonr shotgun," said Gil, and, with the request, be added an account of hia exploit on the road and the diflTerencea between himself and the squire. "Can't go to the house, yon see, Al, but I'm bound to know if that rascal is loafing around there." "I'd go with you in a moment, if X con Id get away," almost shouted the landlord. "Gun? Yes, two on 'em if you want. I wish my wife wasn't sick. It won't do for you to arrest him all alone, and without any warrant, but try for a chance to fill him full of buck shot." It was somewhat dark when Gilbert Morse began to retrace, on foot, the road he had so reoently driven over, for the moon was not yet over the hills, but he felt all the better for having the double-barreled duck-gun over hia shoulder. "Better than a pistol for night-work," he said to himself. He did not keep the road up to the homestead, but made n detour through the woods and came oat beyond, not far i from the saw-mill. "Better go on toward the main road," he muttered: "it's early yet, and he's likelv to come in from that direction." "Hullo!" he exclaimed, a moment later, aa he stood among the sheltering j shadows of a clump of trees, "three of 'em. The big fellow's the aam one. ; They're making straight for the saw mill. Bent on mischief not a doubt of ; it." There was no earthly reason for any ! sort of doubt The big tramp had met his two asso ciates, retuming fiom an expedition somewhat more successful than his own, and they had promptly agreed with him , that the circumstances called for the infliction of the extreme penalties known to the laws of their guild. It was already getting well into the evening, and rural retiring hours are notoriously early. Not that slumber was likely to come very promptly to the Van Vleeck family that night, though the squire had calmed down a good deal aud was un usually silent. Mrs. Van Vleeck had kept very dose to her daughter all the evening, aud had taken the precaution to bring the two dogs, both large ones, into the honse. The dogs And the family might be the safer, but how about tramps ? The big ruffian, as has been said, was not without some traces of a vicious THE CENTRE REPORTER. 1 —— iWlbt, slid was quite competent to be the leader of a little affair like that "Set the *aw mill first#' he said. I " All the men folks 'll *tart ?i>r it W* put it out Then the banjo, <*!{ away the real, and we kin vfk the house uuiok and w*t to t'iV woods and o\er the hills i M *Sut> aa so many foXea," 1 So they could, indeed, if uo uiishnp came iu to interfere. ! The house-folks must be in l>xl now, A match some kindling* and bits of : wood, on the opposite slue of the saw I mill from the house—nothing easier than to start a fire. ''Now, boys, for the big barn*. We I kiu wait there till this 'uu* well a go ing." 1 They made a ruu for it, but the only reason they were not more closely pur i sued, or eveu fired upon, was that Uil i liert Morse deemed it bis duty to stop i aud scatter the growing blaze belaud the saw mill. It wan not hard to do, • although the fire was beginning to come > up very well when the desperadoes left it. The brauda could all be kicked iuto t the auow, aud there was not a trace of < it iu three minute* after he got there, i Hut those three minutes ! The big baru was bettor than either of the small ones, liecauae further trumthe house aud more easy of eutrauee. It . contained uo horse, and wiu not even I looked. The three tramps were inside quickly : enough, aud the big oue climbed cue of > the high mows. " Better light it up liert," he said to his frunds below. " They can t get at it to put it out. Say wheu. Is the saw i mill well a-going ?" "Can't say edtaotly," growled one of the smaller ruffians, peering :hrougli the i door. " And there's a feller ruuuiu i scroet the field." " Here goes then !" exclaimed the leader, as he caught up a wisp of hay ana scratched a match. " Now, hoys, I'm coming. Make for the shed. We'll j work it." A slippery thing is a hav mow, ami uncertain footing in the ilark. Instead , of coming down as he went up, the big tramp found himself sliding, sliding helplessly into that twenty-foot gulf be tween the two mows. Iu vain he grasped at the dry timothy and clover, he did but scatter his lighted wisp among the t unionsh masses he pulled down with hiin in his fall. Dowu in a half stitnued heap, with a vast pile of kindling hay on top of him, to choke and stifle him with it* smoke as he liuiptd about iu the suffocating dark ness and vainly groped for away to escape. Bang, lutng! One of tho smaller tramp* went down amid a storm of leaden pellets, but the other rescind the shed just as the door of the house swung open, and the two mastiffs bounded out to see what might lie doing them , Squire Van Vleeck and his " hands," old and youug, were out iu the shortest order, and the female part of the house hold were not far behind them; but it was too late to save the big bam, what ever might l>e done for the others. Well for the squire's pocket* that he had built them some distance apart. As for Gilbert Morse he was calmly reloading his old duck gun wheu the squire discovered his presence. "I'm going in a minute," he remark ed, coolly. " Don't be in a hurrv. I've put out the fire at the saw mill, and I think I peppered the fellow lying there by the shed. If I'd been a little quicker I might have saved the barn." "So you've been out here this winter night lookin' out for my property, hev ye!" said the half-bewildered squire. "The barn's gone, and no mistake; bnt we kin save the other*." The old squire was jnst the *aau to bo steadied by an actual calamity; but, • while his "hands" were d> ug what lit tle could be done iu the wy of a tire de partment, he strode straight for the two tramps. The one who had been in the way of the buckshot would never answer any more questions, but tho one tho' dogi were holding down gave some informa tion. "Whore's the man that attacked my daughter this afternoon ?" asked the squire, sternly. " In the barn," replied the tramp. "But the burn's burning up," said the squire. "So is he," doggedly returned the rufflian; "and sarved him right, for •getting me iuto sech a scrape as this." Some profanity there was; but fha dogs were taken off, and the man won tied up. " On, Gil, come into the house," were the pleasant words that camo to the young man's ears, as he stood looking at the tramp he bad shot. " Not till your father asks me," was the half-haughty response. " Don't lie a fool, Gil M irse, just be cause I am," growled the old man. "Do aa Milly tells you, now and hereafter. Go right in. We'll take care of things for ye for a while; but I reckon it'll all be yonrn one of these davs." And so Gilbert Morse aid not go back to the hoetlery that night, ami when, a few months later, at the trial of the cap tured tramp, he was asked, "Are yon in any manner connected with Squire Van Vleeck ?" he manfully responded: " He is my father-in-law." But nothing more was seen of the big tramp, not a relic of him, until they re bnilt the great barn the following spring. W. O, St'tddard, in Hartford Timet. Popnlar Superstitions of the Turks. The interpretations of dreams give* rise to much cogitation, and fnrnislies a frequent topic of conversation for Turks, i men and women. Pire means sudden news, as water forecasts a journey. A person who has a reputation for explain ing dreams finds a ready welcome every where in the East. The Evil Eye is feared by all classes. It is to divert harmful admiration from her own beau ty to her ornaments that a Turkish bride decks herself with diamonds pasted on chin, cheek* and forehead; for this that she shrouds her face with a glittering veil of thin, oopper-oolored strip* of tin foil; for this that she sits under the aiki —a festooned canopy of artificial green boughs, with bnnclies of dyed feathers aud shining metal balls completing the decorations. It is for this that every Turkish baby has its little muslin skull cap, adorned with a medallion of pearl*. And if you happen to say "Nr. gruel tahoudjouk !" (What a pretty child !) yon are instantly asked to spit in ita face I or to say "Mash-Allah 1" to correct the mischief of your words. Divination is often made at holy wells, by observing the surface of tho water. At Eyonb, tjie sacred quarter of i Stamboul, near the mosque where the sultans are girt with the swerd of Os man, in lieu of coronation, is a famous well. It is to l>e found in the back garden of a poor, tnmbled-di wn house belonging to the Khodjn who takes charge of it. It an ordinary round well, about a yard in diameter. A low ooping-stone runs round it, over which the votaries at Dame Fortune's shrine stoop low, to catch, if they may, some image in the depths below vouchsafed for their enlightenment. All Mussul men, before looking in, reverently bide and stroke their face* with their open hands, and aB is their manner in praying for some favor.— /ielgravia Magazine A leading physician says heat is the sole cause of cholera infantum. CENTRE HALL, CENTRE CO., PA., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER ft, 1878, HOW ADAS IMLUIK WIfOOTS. A MlMssrt KlSraiKß whs Is Fswslli Mm. ■(•rial si -hull sad l.asa Knua* -Is • •i-rHali* Hall's trie* al s Tbaaaaud Yards A l.uaa Kniiir llurl. Iu Shannon comity, Mo., Uvea a nun who is a greater a.lejt with the nfl- aid has performed move refil and marvelous feat* of reatksnianship than eveu those tr'.th which Dr. Carver has of lute Ix-en astonishing the world. Oapt. Hogardus aud the noted English marksmen, Lord De Grey, Aubrey Coventry, and Chol luoudeley lVnuell are completely echpeed by this hitherto unheard of phe \ Hotucuon. The name of this wonderful handler of the rifle is Adaui Ooldie, and, s* above meutioii-.il, he resides tu Shan non coUllty, Mo., where he wa* boru. He is about thirty-eight years of age. Adam Goldie is a man iu the prime of life, utioul five feet eleven inches in height, and with a most wonderful physique. He hoe a frank, open couu teuauoe, with large, bright blue eyes, which have a jvuliar appearance. They are restless and ever in motion, au t there is a peculiar sort of twitching ac tion jx-roeptible, whioli almost conveys the impression that hi* vision must t>e defective. His light brown hair hangs in long, flowing locks, and a long, fl ■• ing beard covers his cheat. II is face is a taking om*—Ojwwi, affable and free— aud when he talks, hi* voice has a ring ing, cheery tone alxtut it that i* pleasant to the ear. t Some of the feat* which he ha* per formed seem >nqxtsihlo. He has broken glass balls out of 300 in twelve niinulea, with a fortv-fojjr calibre Win cheater rifle. He can hreak 100 glass balls five tunes out of *IX, without a j miss, iu Uiree minute*. These feat* ore unparalleled, aud surpass Dr. Carver's wouderful shooting. A seemingly in credible feat that he performs is as fol ■ lows: A soda water bottle is thrown into the air in a certain manner, and be {fore it fails Goldio will send a bullet ■town the neck of the bottle and make a hole in the bottom. There are other 'feat* that he jverfortna with bottles. At fifty yartls distance a Imttle in placed on a forked long.and Gold;* will send six bullets in rapid moMpioo down the neck and through the bottom, only per forating the latter in une place. At long distances this wonderful marks | nian perform* ju*t as marvelous feats. At 1,(100 yards he will hit the centre of the bull's-eye and thru scud six bullets, one after the tlier, hittiug the very in dent made by the first A poiato thrown in the air Goldie will perforate with six bullet holes before it touches the ground. Perhaps h' mort astonishing feut is hi* • breaking two bails at once. This is done in the following mauner: The balls are thrown crosswise, and as they pas* each other on their course, with quick, unerring aim aud lightning-like rapidity, Goldie will SJHHXI a bullet through both. Another feat is the placing, of an inch strip of tin about three feet long in position, at thirty feet distance, and , jierforating it from top to bottom with thirty-ail fmlos, ail exactly in the centre of the strip, aud all at even distance apart. Gold!* says he does not kuow ' where hi* wonderful skill come* from. He never handled a rifle until be was eighteen years old, and to hnn it seems like an instinct. He would take aim and fire with unerring accuracy, and hi* wonderful feats a<xm acquired for him a marvelous reputation among his neigh bors. Some live yearn ago Goldie left his native county of Bhauuon, when' he is engaged in cattle raining, for North western Texas, where he passed two vuars, and thare one of tlie m*ist exciting Incidents of Ids career happened. Hi# fame as a marksman among the Texana soon la-came notorious. in the vicinity of Goldie's ranch lived one William I)ar rell, or, as he was more familiarly termed, Bloody Bill. This Bloody Bill was 11 uoted ruffian and desperado, a rookies# dura-devil. Hie feota in mark manship were likewise astounding, and probably BO man in the I*me Star State j excelled him in handling the rifle. Bloody Bill hail been engaged in many deeds of daring, and was nearly always mixed up in some row or squabble, lie I had already killed three men, and his • numerous acts of ruffianism hail made hup a terror to the frontier. Few eared to cross bis path, s his uaiigrrons char iicter and dexterity with the rifle were well known. Goldte hail met Bill on several occasions, but hail never been involved in noy difficulty with him. Knowing his turbulent disposition, he always sought to avoid him. On one Sunday, however, Goldie was sitting in oompnnr with a score of Texans, when ' Bill rude up aud joiued the party. Of late he had become quite jealous of ; Goldie's uotoriety as a marksman, and hal frequently spoken disparagingly of the latter. At last Pie Texans began to relate some of their reminiscences, and Goldie oommenced relating an incident that had occurred to him. Bill, who l had drank heavily and iieoome rather moody, in the midst of the narration suddenly jumped to his feet and insulted Goldie, at the same time striking a blow at him. All was instantly commotion. The whole party were on their feet and revolvera were drawn. Goldie de.mand l ed satisfaction for the insult, and Bloody Bill, with a scornful laugh, suggested that they had better make it a trial of their respective skill with the rifle. The idea was caught up by the Texans, aud after a short consultation they decided that a dncl should lie fought, but, in consequence of the extraordinary skill of thoqiarties, at n long distance. On the 1 open prairie, sl*>nt two miles distant, grew two jsmt oak trees. They were I I'JO parils apart, and were the only treeH l on that spot. All around was open, timberless prairie. It was decided that Goldie sod Bill should both take their rifles and each take up n position be ' bind the fespective trees mid then blaze away at each other. The Texans hoped by this means to prevent bloodshed, or at least to prevent a fatal termination to the duel. The preliminaries being Settled, the whole party mounted their horses and rode nut on the prairie to the selected spot. Goldie took up his posi , ton behind one of the trees, and Bill ensconced himself behind the other, j The remaining party of the crowd then j rode to a slight undulating eminence to the right, where they were to re.main as spectators. One of them wns to give, the signal for the beginning of the eon i test by tiring hia rifle in the air, and the 1 report trns to be the signal to the duel -1 ista to liegin w'th their blc ody work. I Goldie awaited arxionsly for the deton ation of the rifle, which suddenly sound ed on tlie air. Then commence*! the duel at the long- I est range ever recorded. Goldie ad van , ced from behind the tree in a kneeling posture, when, whiz I his sombrero was perforated by a ball from Bloody Bill's rifle. Quick as lightning he droppeil fall length on the ground in time to es cape the two other bullets which came in rapid snoeession. He lay still, brought his rifle into position, as lie wns stretch ed full length npon ihe ground, and then remained immovable. Presently he saw a diminutive figure which he knew to be Bill (who was was nearly one inch taller than Goldie) advancing cautiously from the shelter of the tree. Quickly taking aim he fired twice in snoeession and then retired behind the sheltering trunk. One of the ballets he afterward discovered had passed through the lobe of Bill's left ear. There was a cessation now of firing for some time, when Goldie espied his opponent's head and shoulders CXJHISISI. Quick us lightning hi* rifle was at hi* shoulder, and the detonating report was heard. Bloody Hill's ht was carried away by tho bullet. Ooldie now rattler incautiously advanced from Ilia aholler and became the target fornix balls in rnpid rotation, one of which made a hole in Lis Coat sleeve and another through his pantaloons. He Wat a hasty retreat. The duelists remained gazing at the distant trees, t-aeh watching for the indistinct form wlcch represented his adversary. Each peered cautiously froui behind the tree, endeavoring to gaiu sight of the other. CSoldie at last saw Hill again advance, and the former stepped rapidly to the front and quickly brought ins rifle iuto position. Almost simultaneously the clear, sharp rejaut of two rifles rang ou the air, and both men fell Ooldie managed to raise him self and crawl behind the trunk of the tree. II i had lieen wounded in the left shoulder. Presently he was joined by the Texan* who had luten witnesses of this most exciting duel. They had already ridden over to Bhssly Ht'll and found him dead—a bullet had jienetrnted his temple. Another wonderful fact connected with Ooldie is that lie is just aa good a marks man and just as dcib roils with the re volver a* he is with the rifle. At sixty paces he can hit ibe center of the bull's eye and then put iweniy balls in quick succesaiou through the same orifice At forty pace* he can with hi* revolver knock off the ash of a cigar which n gen tleman may W smoking, although few men have the nerve to stand as the tar get. Another of his feats with the re volver is firing at a champagne Wttle at forty pace*, and with the bullet dr-ve the cork into the bottle. In short, his feat* with pistol are too numerous to mention, lie evem* to Are without tak ing aim, a* some of this shooting he can do in almost any position, firing from under hi* leg, etc. It is uuderl>od that some gentlemen who are acquaiutod with Ooldie'* record with the rifle, and have witnessed his splendid shooting, are rairiug a sum of money to bring him before the public. It is their intention that he shall first give a public exhibition of hia skill iu St. Louis, and afterward go East, when a match is to lie arranged betweeu him and I)r. Carver. Twu Stories Bilk MeraU. A bridegroom near Kansas City counted out 816 in his left hand, and re marked to the dear young tiling at his side, " That will do for our wedding jiuruay, a* there's an excursion to town to -lay," His wife told him (hat he had bettor let her have the mouev, as she had a ps'kctbook, but he preferred to maintain control of the exchequer. He wna willing to borrow her purse and out the sl6 in it, and their financial differ euccn were finally adjusted on this basis. When he reached the depot, somewhat enenmbered with the bride on his arm, he was jostled by a stout man who ajiolcigisevl aud went oti. The tickets lmd la-en bought, there were no jmanuts. sold on the ears, and his hands were constantly occupied during the wcdJing journey *o tlmt he <lid not discover his IU*H antil they had eaten their Itmch in a restaurant, and he was called upon to pay tor it. His pocket hail been npfxxl open, and her purse, with the money in it, had been stolen. His bride aobbod ou hia shoulder, and reminded him that she had told him to give the money to her. Moral to men: Trust your wives, and liewure of pickpockets. The mt mysterious thing in this world of mysteries is a woman's present timint. Hrt> is Mr*. ELlev, who has her lx-ing in Macon City, Kaunas, and always carries her money in a jturse, and her puree in her pocket. One day she wa* going out of town on au excur sion, and snddenlv, utterly without warning, without her mentioning the fact to her husband, the hail a presenti ment that if *he were to carry the money in bur pocket she would lose it. So she took her purae and hid it in her boaora. She had another twinge of presentiment, and dropped her watch and chain into the same receptacle. Then alie became sceptical, fished ont the pnrse, and tak ing from it B>> restored it to it* nest. The S6 went into the despised pocket. Wh'*n alio arrived at thtsdepot no **•> *<<no*tei by a t>e*utifnl young gentle man, who inquired if she win* looking tor anybody. While he was speaking, a horrid man pushed against her rather roughly. The beautiful young gentle man took her part ntiJ abused the hor rid man. and ax there was evtrv s.gn of a fight Hie ladv prudently withdrew. Soon eft* rwnrds the ls.lv put her hand into her fsek't and found that there was nothing iu it. Tli" lining had been cut with a knife. Purse and watch were near her fluttering heart. The preseutimsnt had been a sound economic Colicy aud her want of faith bad coot erflfi. Moral to women: Trust your presentiment, and lxware of pick pockets.—A>tr York Tribune. Mbs Leo and a Naples Landlord. A letter from Naples to the Columbia (8. C.) licgintcr say* : Mi** MaryCnstis Leo, a daughter of General R"lert Lee. arrived hero a tow dav* ago, in company with some lady friends from Malta, who registered at the Hotel Roval do* Etran gers. It appear* tb*t during the night of the Rth tho mosquito bar around the lied ignited accidentally from a candle which Mia* Leo bad lighted. In a few moment* tlie flame* spread and caught the lace curtajna, and the room wa* noon enveloped in flames, which Miss Lee heroically endeavored to suppress, but without *ncee*s, and fearing that the hotel might lie burned she gave the alarm of fire, which soon was heard by some gentlemen who were occupying room* on the same floor, when ex-Judge Kanmel W. Meltou and Mr. A. W. Clark, of Colombia, 8. C.. wore the first who came to 'the rescno of Mis* Lee, and succeeding in saving her money and valuable jewelry from the flames. Tho morning following the fire Mtsa Lee ex pressed her willingness to pay all ilam- Hges, though the fire had occurred from accident. The proprietor, taking ad vantage of tho lady, demanded 2,000 francs, which was a preposterous nud enormous charge of tne damage. The friends of Miss Lee at once demurred to this charge. The American consul, Mr. Dun "an, at this place was exceedingly kind aud protested against the paymeut ol any M anm. The proprietor, now being foiled in his disgraceful effort to overcharge for damnge occurring from accident, liecame iusolvent and sjioke in a manner which reflected upon Mi>-s Lee. The insult was quickly resented. Mr. Clark, of Columbia, 8. 0.. struck him over the head with an umbrella. In a few momeuta the proprietor was sur rounded by a number of Italians, who were clerks, waiters u<l attaches of the hotel, bnt they were met by Judge Mel ton, Colonel John T. Sloan, Jr., Mr. D. A. P. Jordan, of South Carolina, and Dr. I. B. Roberts, of Georgia, who, by their coinage and determination, caused them to stampede aud call for the police. A large crowd soon assem bled aliout the hotel. The proprietor was denounced by Colonel Sloan for his conduct toward Miss Lee, and chal lenged him to go into the garden and answer for the same with swords or pis tol*, which the proprietor declined to accept. It would he well for Americans to avoid this hotel when coming to Naples. TIMELY TOi'itK Property on Hixtli avenue. New York, has Wen injured (so it tMclaiinoJ) to the ; amount uf ftIO.OUO.UA) by the elevated 1 railroad. Herr Htrousberg, the European ex -1 railroad king, has offered hi* creditor* three cents on a dollar. Their claims amounting to 916,000, (100. Au interesting black worm, an inch long, that falls to pieces on being handle 1, has appeared iu Colorado, and taken to Ivjnug through the roots of the coru. A young woman residing in the ne.gh burliuod of ileadlcy, iu England, recent ly arose in her sleep, and, taking a car ving knife from the kitchen, proceeded to the fowl house, where she cut off the heads of six flue cocks aud hens. She afterward* slaughtered five pet rabbits, and wound up her somua übuliatic ex ploits by mortally stabbing a favorite donkey. L. D. Atchison, who fell a distance of 200 feet fr<>m the trajw-ze bar of his bal loon at KIIUWIMKI, IU., being killed in stantly, war- s veteran wrouaut and acro bat, having replaced Donaldson with Hsraum's sitow. Some five years ago, while exhibiting in Kentucky, his bal loon burst at au ehrvatiou of 2.UUU feet, but he clung to the pieces aud escaped with his life, though he was badly in jured. A Texas, (Midi.) girl tried to get in to a rear window of the achoul-house the other day, alien the sash fell and held *her fast about the neck. Several men across the street heard her scream, but suppuacd it wa* children at play, aud it was t<-u or fifteen tuiuute* before she was seen and her unconscious btsiy re leased. It were long before indications of life was discovered, and several hours before the child regained c-uuciouuess. An electric alorui has been recently designed which my be fixed to an ordinary chick. It is so arranged that when the hour luiud of the clock touches a button an electric circuit is completed; the minute hand passes over the button without effect There is a aeries of ' holes for the different hours, into any oue of which the button can lie pushed according to the time at which the alarm may lie desired. The completion of the electric circuit may ring a bell or sundry other alarm*. Karl Filoty, tlie great historical painter, recently heard from a brother artist that Dr. Trettenberg. an old phy oloiau of seventy-three, Filoty'a friend for many years, had oatd that the at tempts on the emperor's life were the legitimate fruit* of the utujeror' mas sacre* m 1848. when he ti m command of the Prtiaoian troop*. Ilia pointer denounce* the physician, who waa sen tenced to eight months' detention in a fortre.- a, which at his age is next thing to a arntence of death. Wheu Piloty apfmarcd in court I* wa* booted and biased. The total area of Denmark, says an English exchange, I* 6,tW0.000 acre*; 5,200,000 acn-s are under cultivation, uf which 300,000 have !>eeu addcj during the last ten years. The area i* dirided into mnrr than '200,000 different proper ties, of which 170,000 are each owned by a different proprietor; and out of *280,060 families not living in the towna only 26,000 are cottagers. It will thua I*' seen that in IVnmark, aa in France, the soil is divided among a nnmber of •mall proprietor*, and not, a* in Eng land, accumulated iu a few handed During the last ten year* an extraordi nary iiicriaoe in the breeding of cattle an<f a corresponding decrease ia the production of grain haa (kken place. Two thirds of the import* aud export* fall to the nhareof England and Germa ny, Sweden and Norway coming next Lightning'* Startling Berk, The house of Mr. Caleb Bradbury in Cambridge, Ma**., wa* struck bv light ning abont quarter before six o'clock on a recent Friday afternoon. No other bmlding within a quarter of a mile of it wa* furnished with a lightning rod, but on thi* one nda xnse from every corner of the roof aud from the chim ney*. A bolt cute red the front of the house at the aide of a Iwy window, and nearly on a level with the top of the win dow. Clapboard* were torn off and thrown into the street aud also a por tion of the lioerda inside the clapboard#. A apace of three or four feet square was stripped in this manner. Mra. Boyee, a visitor, wa* reclining upon a sofa, im mediately inside of thi* point, in the front parlor. The lightning threw down the plastering behind ber, covering her completely over. A sp*ce alxint six feet square was torn off. A ball of fire then rolled across the room, went up the back wall and then traversed the gilt moulding completely around the room, burning it at every alternate inch aud then passed out. Mr. Bradbnry was sitting a short distance from the lady, tint neither were injured, though both were stunned for a considerable time. He had jnst been telling the lady that there was no possible danger of the house Wing struck, a* it had met with that fate recently and the liglituing never struck twice in the same place. At U e same time the front of the house was struck a bolt passed into the kitchen window, which wa* open, id the rear. Mis* Ella Fletcher, who was preparing supper/ wo* hurled roughly through tlie kitchen and thrown into the dining room, but wa* not badly injured, though stunned for some time. Her eister wa* also in the kitchen, but wa* not dis tnrbed. The lightning by some pro cess found it* way to a chamber np stairs, passed completely around th" moulding, burning it ** in the parlor, and then left, doing no other damage. The room* were filled with a sulphur like smoke. All of tlie inmates of the house were hard of lieariug all the even ing. Tlie damage to the house wa* not far from $l5O. President Pelk's t'ocktall*. Judge Carpenter, of California, tells this anecdote of James K. Polk'* term of the Presidency: Polk wa* a temper ate bnt not abstinent man, of very regu lar habit*. He rose early at the White House, and had his servant bring, punc tually, a very large dickUil in a tall glass', of which he drank jn*t one-half and loft the other half for hi* return from hi* morning walk. On thi* walk he required the company of Marshall Polk, hi* nephew. Young Pola wa* also fond of a cocktail, thongh hia uncle did not know it and would not oonnte nanoe it. However, they wonld hardly have left the house on the daily ocea nion, when Mar*hall, pretending to have forgotten something, would slip back and drink nearly all the remaiuiug half of the cocktail and pour in some water. After returning from the walk, President Polk repaired to hia chamber in a brown political study, and Meizing the tnmbler gulped down the water and sediment, and then exclaimed: "Pangh!" This oontinned with regularity, RDd the cheat was never found out Polk now lies be fore hi* dwelling in Nashville, interred in his yard, and Marshall Polk has not been heard from since the beginning o the war. TERMS: 52.00 a Yoar, in Advance* EAR*. UAKifE' A*l> NOI'ttKHOLD Onto* Horp —Cot iuto slides twelve onions ; boll them iu three quarts of milk ami water, equally mixed ; add a little veal ; season with butter aud pep per ; add a few well toasted slices of white bread aud a baudful of fiuely chopped parsley. Warruiia -To a quart of sweet milk take two eggs, a tabieepoouful yf melted butter, a ceut's worth of yeast, a tea s|Hs>nful of saJeratus, and flour to make a stiff batter ; in the moruiug add a tea rpoonfill of ailgsr. They aiwmld be fried a light brown In a waffle iron. Have melted in a cup a piece of butter with three-quarters of a cup of milk, and aa the cakes are done grate nutmeg on each and sprinkle ou sugar, thru nut a little of the melted butter ami milk on each, aud yon will see how fa*t they will disappearWheu placed on the tabic. KOU.KI> BKEFSTEAE. Beat a large trader steak thoroughly and careftflly. Hprinkle over salt, jiepper, sage, minced onion, minced jmm ley arid bits of butter. Have ready some mealy Irish potatoes mashed flu* and seasoned with a little butter and salt. Spread over all and roll up tightly ; fasten the ends and aides securely with skewer-pins. Place it in a pan with such broth or gravy a* may be on hand ; if none, two teacups of boiling water and one small minced onion, peper, salt and one shoe of pork. Sunnier and baste a* voo would a roast duck. Sift over it browned cracker, pounded fine. OLD Yimuau TOMATO " Km ifrr."— Take rijie tomatoea, lay them in scald ing water ; when sufficiently cool peel tticm and cut them in small pieowa, removing the oore* ; measure them and then mtasnre a fourth less of strung cider vinegar, say three quart* of vine gar to oue gallon of tomatoes. Put the tomatoes on the stove a lialf hour before abiding the veuegar. For a gallon of tomatoes season three quarts of vinegar aa follow*: Two teacups of brown sugar, two large onions, minced fine, two tab Ic spooufula peeled horse radish, two tableapooufula peeled celery seed, two tabieepoouful* salt, one tabieepoouful mustard, one tabieepoouful black pep per. Other spices may be added if desired. Boil till reduced to two-thirds of ita original bulk. Kara Vale*. All farm animals except poultry seem to crave salt aud should have it. It is poaaible to rauu* a Wop of clover, another of millet, and another of ruta baga* from the same land in one season. Dairymen with a herd of cows and few acre* may find a hint here worth heed ing. All who ran do an should arrange ao a* to keen Logs in their apple orchard to cat np all the wormy frnit as it drops daring the season. In this way, easier than any other, can the ravages of the worm I** checked. Where hogs are not nuffir ent for the purpose, a small flock of sheep should be used. The object of mulching ia two-fold— first to retain moisture in the ground and prevent it from taring parched by summer beat; second, to protect the root* of vegetables from the aevere frosts of winter. The beet materials for mulching are tan-bark, *aw-duat—or betterstHl, charcoal-dust —loaves, straw, to any light ixwoua substance which will keep the soil loose and moist. By pro per mulching we have seen pot*toe*, peaa, beano, cabbages, onions and oth er vegetable* maintain their growth through the driest summer. F.rrbany. Tomatoes are raised by the French in (his manner: "Aa eooo a* a cluster of flowers ia viaible they they top the stem down to the cluster*, which aoon pu*h strongly, and produce another duster of flowers each. When thase are visible, the branch to which they belong is also topped dowp to their level, auJ this is done five time* successively. By this mean* the plant* become stout dwarf bashes not above eighteen inches high. In order to prevent their falling over •tick* or strings are stretched borixon tally along the rows ao a* to keep them erect In addition to thin, all laterals whatever a re nipped off. In this way the ripe sap ia ilirerted into the fruit, which acquire a beauty, size and excel lence unattainable by other moan*. Ilaw K>Mm Arc Prepared. A strip of land bordering the Mediter ranean, somewhat less than one hundred miles in length and in width not exceed ing five or six, ia the raisin producing territory of Spain. Beyond these bound aries the Muscatel grape, from which the raisin ia principally produced, may grow and thrive abundantly, but the frnit must go to the market or the wine press. When the grape* begin to ripen m August the farmer carefnlly inspect* the fruit a* it lie* on tne warm dry soil, and one by one dip* the cinders aa tney reach perfection. In almost all vine ▼arda slant* of masonry are prepared, looking like nnglaxed hot-lied*, and covered with fine pebbles, on whic hthe fruit is exposed to dry. But the small proprietor prefer* not to carry his grape* so far. It is better, he thinks, to de posit them nearer at hand, where there is lea* danger of bruising, aud where boos and wasp* are lea* likely to find them. Day by day the cut branches are examined and turned, till they are suf ficiently cured to be borne to the bonne, nsnallv on the bill top, and there de posited in the empty wine tire**, till enough have been collected for the trimmer* and packer* to begin their work. At this stage great piles of rough dried raimu* are brought from the wine press and heaped upon board*. One by one the bunches ore carefully inpeoted, those of the first quality being trimmed of all irregularities and imper fect berries and deposited in piles by themselves; so in turn are treated those of the second qnalitv, while the clipping# and inferior fruit are received into bas ket* at the feet of the trimmers and re served for home consumption. A quan tity of small wooden travs are now brought forward, jnst the sixe of a com mon raisin box and abont an inch deep. In these pajier* are neatly laid *o a* to lap over and cover the raisin* evenly de posited in the tray*, which are then subjected to heavy pressure in a roue prea. After pressing the raisin* are dropped into the boxes for market. What the Hired Man Sang. Gretry was wont to employ a singular method of slackening or quickening the pace of a walking companion to suit hi* own inclination. "To say," he would argue, "you walk too fast or too slow is impolite; but to sing softly au air to the time of the walk of your companion, and then by degrees either to quicken the time or make it slower, is stratagem as innocent ai it is convenient,*' The principle of Gretry's ruse was wel ex emplified iu the case of the stingy farm er who gave his hired bay-maker butter milk and whey for breakfast, and going o the field heard the man singing in a drawling way, B-n-t-t-e-r-m-l-l-k and whey. Paint all day, faint *ll day; his scythe keeping time to the tune. The next morning the farmer set a good meal of bacon ami eggs before the man, and when he went to see how he was getting on with his work, found his arms going swiftly to "Bacon and eggs, take care of yonr If ga!"—Cfuimbcrt't Journal. NUMBER 36. Odd lhaag#® ®f *eaalag. The meaning of the word " wretch " ic oo® not generally aodenatood. It w® originally, and i® now in some parts of Koi-'laiJt, used u a term of tb® aofteet and fondest teuderuc®®. This u not tb® only instance in which word® in their present geoeral acceptation I war a very ouiKNUtr moaning to what they did in Shakespeare'® tun®. " D®xnael " wa® tbe appellation of yonng ladiaa of quality, and " Dame " a titl® of distinct ion. " Knafe " one® signified • aeriranti; aud in an early tranalation of tbe New Teatament, instead of " Paul, tb® aer vant" we read " Pan!, lb® knave." " Varlet" waa fortnerly need in tbe um aenae a® iW. On tb® otbr band, tbe word " ooinpauion," instead of being tb® bouorable aynouym of as sociate, oerura in tb® plav of Otbelto" wi'h the aame contemptuous meaning wlr.eh we now affix, in it® abuaivo sense, to the word "fellow for Emilia, per* otoving tbat autne secret villain bad aa pvrerd tba rliinuAw of tbe virtnoo® Deedemon®, tboa indignantly exclaims : " 0 Heaven : that ucb comf a mum* tboa'dst enfold, And pat in ever* hoaeal band a whijp, To iaah the reaoal naked through the wot Id. -I*. 1 formerly meant a bond man. In feudal law, acourdmg to Black stone, the term wa* applied to tboae who held land* and tenements in vi/ Image—* tenure by base aerrior*. " Penan!" formerly meant a school master. Shakespeare aays in hia "Twelfth Night : A "A pedant thai keep* a school ia ths church " ul A Baoon, in hia "Pathway nnto Prayer, thua uses the won! " imp "Let us pray for the preservation of the king's most excellent majesty, and for the firosperoas success of hia entirely be oved son Edward our prince, that moat angelic imp. ** It is a somewhat noticeable fact that the changes in the signification of words have generally been to their deteriora tion; that ia, words that heretofore had no sinister meaning have acquired it The word "cunning," for example, for merly meant nothing sinister or under handed; sad in Th rope's confession, in "Fox's Book of martyrs," is the sen tence, " I believe that all these three persona (in the Godhead] are even in power, and in cunning, aid in might, full of grace and of ail goodnem." " Demure" ia another of this claaa. It wa* used by earlier writer* without the insinuation which ia now aim oat latent in it, that the external shows of modesty and sobriety rest on no corresponding realities. " Explode" formerly meant to drive off the stage with Wind mappings of the hand*, but gradually became ex aggerated into ita present signification. "Facetion*," too, originally meant ur bane, but now has *o degenerated aa to have acquired the sense of buffoonery; and Mr. Trench eeea indications that it will ere long acquire the sense of inde cent buffoonery. " Flippery" now means trumpery and odds and end* of cheap finery; out once it meant old clothe* of value, and not worttiless, aa the term at present im plies. The word "goaaip" formerly meant only a sponsor in baptism. Spon sor* were supposed to become acq nam t ed at the baptism*] font, and by their sponnorial act to establish an indefinite affinity toward each other and the child. Thua the wonl was applied to all who were familiar and intimate, and finally obtained the meaning which is now pre dominant in it " Homely" oboe meant secret and familiar, though in the time of Milton it had acquired the same senae aa at preeent " incense" one meant to kindle not onlv anger, bnt good paeaions as well; Fuller uses it in the sense of "to in- cite." "Indolence" originally signified a freedom from passion or pain, but now impliea a condition of languid non-exer tion. " Insolent" was once only " un usual. " " Obsequious " implies an unmanly readiness to fall in with the will of an other; but in the original obaeqwium. or in the English word as employed two centuries ago, there wa* nothing of this: it rather meant obedience and mildness. Shakespeare, speaking of a deceased person, says: " How many • holy and okssquiotu tear Halh (tea i religteMU lore *u>len from my eya. A* interest of the dead." "Property" and "Propriety" were once synonymous, both referring to ma terial thing*, aa the French won! " pro prirte" doe* now. Foreigners do not often catch the distinction at present made in English between the two words, and we know a French genlte rn an who recently, meeting with some pecuniary reverse*, astonished hia friend* ny telling them that he bad lost all hi# " proprietv." A poet is a person who write* poetry; and, according to th# good old custom, a proner wa* a person who wrote prose, and simply the antithesis of poet. The word ha* now a sadly different significa tion; and it would'not be considered very respectable to term Addison, Irv ing, Bancroft or Everett " proears." Rears—Their Increase. According to De Prourille, a French writer, there were, in 1814, only 182 varieties of roses, end the advantage of mnltiplication by seed ia sufficiently evinced by tlie fact that there are now more than six thousand varieties, the poorest of which aw much better than anv which existed at that day. Among the earliest eulHvators of rosea from the swd were three Frenchmen —Dnpont, Vilmorin and Deacemet The former was the gardener of the Empress Joseph ine. When the allied armies entered Pari* in 1815. the garden of Deecemet contained 10,000 seedling rogee, which Yiliert, in his anxiety to secure from de struction, succeeded in carrying to the interior. In England very little attention seems at that time to hare been paid to the production of new varieties from seed, nnd the English relied verr moch upon the continent for their choioe roaea. Now, however, they are abundantly re deeming their reputation, and many fine varieties have been produced by the Eugliah rose-growers, at the head of whom stands Rivers, whose efforts are seconded by Wood, Poul, Lane and others. They are still, however, com pelled to yield to the French cultivators, for to these we are indebted for oar fin est roses for Lamarque, Soifaterre, La Reine, Chromatella, the uew white PerpetualSj Souvenir de Malmaison and others. The varieties of roses became increas ingly great after the introduction of the Bengali', Noisettes, Teas and Bourbons all these classes producing readily from seed, and in endless variety. There is a willingness to oast asi e the old for the new, and however much we may re gret this disposition, for some old and truly deserving favorites, we cannot iPel willing to denounoa it, for it exhibits a , gratifying evideno* of a desire for im provement, and the exiatenoe of a spirit of progress, whioh, dissatisfied .with things a they are, is continually striv ing after nearer approaches to perfec tion.—New England fhrmer. The barber is an independent chap, and, like all strapping big fellows, can always hold hia hone.— Alta California. Great fellow, though, for getting into scrapes. — Philadelphia Bulletin. Itau ®f latertwu "Omen pear®"—Toting married folk®. Shrwr nocuMise—-'Trying to cot yoor own hair. A laty oook.-One !b*t "fritter® away her time, Bni haa M 6 ®bopebw-~ church for •very day in tb® year. A caterpillar improve® in moral®— when it tnras ov®r anew leaf. • Icm can't do that again." amd a pig to a boy wbo had cot on Ma tail. Why are good resolution* like fainting iMW f—Beeaaee they want carryingout. A boy Mf* tbat when be eata water melon U® month feel® a® if it werw in j fwimming. ImprnaybM m®d® its appearance in ' the UnHed State® on tbe Atlentio and ; Pacific ooanta. Why I® ® philanthropist like an old borne ? Bemoee b® nlwnya atop® at the aonnd of won. Two or three eentnnee ago there were a bond red hospital® for lepers in Eng land and Scotland. " Here ie yoor writ of attachment.", said a town clerk, an be banded a lower ' a marriage licenee. "Maria, I'm almoct diaeonraged.. How many timee have told I yon not to aay Utter, bat perteter ?" Many a yowag man's late ban been ! advcrwly ®*ttled by hie peraieUng in j walking hie rweetbeart down ebady aide street® when ®be expected to be tafcap to an use-cream saloon. Moods; 1 dabbled la stock •pentema; Ttn—Uv owned mllhutM. by all ealeaiatioa®. Wadiieaday my Ptfie-Avsoae salam toga®: Tburaday I draw oat a spanks* hay apao; Priday Igavaamasmneeoi ball; hat unlay " snMwbwt,"* wWi nothing at aiL ' A feat walker, it is estimated, could not walk to tbe ®un m leaa than 1,968 ! years, bat O'Leery is willing to bet that be can do it in 1,741 years if some i body will lay tbe aew dnaL—Graphic Total population of the earth, 1,896.- 752,000; under Christian governmeuU, 665.450,411; anicr mm-Chriatian gov ernments, 711.8HH fWt; total area of the earth in square miles, 52.062,470; awaof . Christian guvammeota, 82.419.915; araa of noo-Christian lands. 16.642,566. He etood barefooted on tbe eeaabore in the moetaligbt and tamed hi® poetic ear to catch whet the wild wave* were fcavitg. bat when • wandering crab ap propriated one of hie toee for a tooth pick, be keeled over and U* oat tb® other urn® in a shadow dance that ]a®t made tbe gods scream. •• The goodness which struggles and l-sttlos and goo* down deep and soon high, it the ataff of which heroism ia male, by which the world is suited and kept pore. It is tha aeed which bears fruit to martyrs aad makes men nobler nataia—end deou -guds and thS prophets of a oetter time." Osr lisws are songs ; Ood witles the words And w sat Utwa to maatc at pleasure ; And the soot; grows glad, sweet, sr sad. As ws eboM to fsshmtt the siwwi., We meet write the and*, wbsleeer the song What*"* Itsrhyme or SMtoe: and if It to sad, we sen make it glad. Or if sweat, we sas make it swmUr. The greatest eel-pond in America ia on the farm of James N. Wells, in the town of Rieerbead, Mam. It eowaes flew scree, and la now no foil of eelsdliit they can be raked oat with a garden rake. Two yeart ago Mr. Wells pot 2,000 down of eels into the pond, intending to bare them undisturbed for flee yearn Ther harr increased to millions. They are "fad regularly every third day on • horse feet," a peculiar shell-fish. The eels know when tbee an to be fad, and the stroke of Mr. Wells' whip against hit wagon file thousands of them np to dinner, although anyone else may pound away ail day without any effect. One of these. bell-flsh. fastened to a strong oord and thrown into the wutrf, may be drawn out in a few minutes with hundreds of eels clinging to it across s> sat sea. She waits sod Men Footsteps tall - Ufc# knows they MS sot tua . • She waits and listens for s soaad That sweets* moam is. Hs nam—and with a sodden thrill And heart-beat loud and olasr. She does net bar. abs does not ass— Sba fuels that he m new; And oojty lifting to his fees Her eyes of beasealy Woa She murmurs, m lore's tofted tones, ' "My darling, is U you ?" arras aaaaiaaa. Again she Uteaa. Footsteps reach And footsteps pass her door. She Metros. bet bar needle dies More swMtiy than before, gb* bmrs at length the tread that time And eares are mating aiow. And with a start that sands bar chaw Hard rocking to aad tie (tarings to the lending, end with roios More shrill than soy lute s She sermons. above the baluster. ••Augustus wipe your boots' Man wifhowl di/V. A Hutlllt Wasp. Mr. Henry Oal write* to yafurt from Athena, w follow*: "In sitting one summer's afternoon a! an open win dow (my bedroom) looking into a gar den, when I waa surprised to observe a large and rare apeeiea of spider run arrow the window mil in a crouching attitude. It struck me the spider waa evidently alarmed or it would not hare so fearleaaly approached me. It harm ed to conceal itaelf under the projecting edge of the window-mil inside the room, and had hardly dqoe ao when a very fine large hunting waap buzzed in at the open window and flew about the room evidentlT in Kerch of aomething. Find ing nothing, the wasp returned to the open window and settled on the window sill, running backward and forward aa a dog dote when looking or aeerebing for a loat scent It aooo alighted on the track of the poor spider, ami in a mo ment it discovered its hiding place, darted down en it ud no doubt inflict ed a wound with its sting. The spider rushed off sgain. and this time took refnge under the bed, trying toeoneesl itself under -the framework or planks which supported the msttrees. The scene occurred here; the wasp never ap peared to follow the spider by sight hut ran backward and forward in large cir cles like a hound. The moment the trail of the soider was found the wasp. followed all the turns it had made till it came on it again. The poor spider was chased from hiding-plsoo to hiding- I>l see—out of the bed-room across a passage and into the middle of another large room, where it flnalW succumbed to the repeated stings inflicted by the wssp. Rolling itself up into a haU, the wssp them took possession of its prev, snd sfter ascei tain mg that it could make no resistance, tucked it up under its very long biud legs, just as a hawk or eagle carry off their quarry, and was flying off to its neat, when I inter posed snd secured both for my oollec- Words or Wisdom. The great are only great because wo are on oar knees. After crosses and looses men grow humbler and wiser. All who know their own minds know not their own hearts. He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peaoe in bis home. The praises of others may be of use in teaching ns not what we are but what we should be. Do nothing in thy passion; whv wilt thon pat out upon the sea while the ftorm is raging. Moot of the shadows that cross onr path through life are caused by standing in onr own light, An"" may say a thing twice if he says it better the second time than he was able the first. Good counsels observed are chains to grace, which, neglected prove halters to strangle nmlutiful children. Our passions are like convulsive fits, whioh, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us the weaker eTer after. Health is the only riches that a man ought to set a value on; for without it all men are poor, let their estates be what they will. Whatever you would not wish yonr neighbor to do to you do it not unto him. This is the whole law; the reet is a mere expoaitioi if it