ilcwtrj. If be bid come in lh Mir It dawn. Wben tliP *anriw> flushed the Mirth. I would have given him all my hsurt. W li Mover the heart u worth. If he had ooinoat the noontide hour, He would not have come too late. 1 would have given him jiaticnt faith. For then I had learned to wait, If he had come in the after-glow, In the peace of the eventide, 1 would have givoti him hand, and brain. And worked for him till I diad. If he comes now the nun i* set And the light ha dust away, I will not give him a broken life, , Rut *UI turn and say huu "Nay." Serenade. Rreatlie thou hut lowly. While I am .lowly Searing thy < no .-harming and neat , Slrain* s, ft and airy Wake ve my fairy Not from her sluuil* r so gentle and aweeC Not violently Rustle, hut gently Whiop**, oh, ephyr, through leave, of the lutic. Si l that thy -ighuig With my voi.w vicing May to the dreaiuer in u-.u-. u ehiuie. Dreams are like kinging, Down foi u Imaging Glittering Mar* from the mansion alwe . Song i> hut feeling Unuttered. revealing IniMrniost throbbing s of friendship and to**. Singing or dreaming 1 aoe thy beaming Feature, before me and thy form of grace , Now doubt lorru.nts me, Now hope contents uie. That also I ha\ e ia thy dreams a place. Dan and the Moccasin Snakes. fl.-.n Clary was a 1 rot her of Mrs. Mae latighluTa, and took tm las mitlntne w.ih that lady and her LnshouiL Dan was a fine, hearty, :-l< at umng fellow, oi about twenty years of age ; brave as a liou to face danger, Iu: terriblv afraid of snakes and Indiana. Of the latter he ha 1 read so muoh that he was soir.e time making }> his umnl to leave bi des* old "Green Isle of the Sea" to come ont%o this wild eumtrr, ©specially as Mrs. Mac. had castiallv mentioutsl i:i some iif hex letters that there were ln duius in the neighborhood where she lived, and that they sometimes paid \ is.-..- to her house. Dan looked on the whole frsterc.ty of ml men as turban >us sav ages, always spoke of them as " BloeJy lujuns," and I shall never t\ rget the day when 1 took hint over to the encampment on Buffalo lake and introduced him to the tribe. It was about a m nth after his arrival, in the latter part of August, that 1 stopped at M at's one morning and asked Dan to go ver to the lake with me and catch some bass. He assented at once, and we started off together. I always took my gun when I went to the lake, fur I was sure to tin J some } raine chick ens, and now and then I would shoot a duck. Dan was in high spirits tins morning, and amused me with his Irish wit. He was a tirm Iwhever in banshees and ghosts, and could tell more ghost st od view of it, bat the poor fellow's nerves were so highly strung that his strong frame sli ak as though he hail the ague, ami I dropjed the monster, and we continued on. " I wouldn't hand'e that tiling like vou did, sir, for a mint o' nn>uey. 'Deed, but I'm afearu of 'em—we have no such things at home, and that was one of the reasons of my nt cumin' out to America before, them and the bloody skelpin" Injuns. Will we see any of them chaps t >-liT ?" " We'll see some, nodoubt," I replied; bat they w.n't hurt you : I visit them often, and they know me." " You don't go all alone by yourself, do ye?" "Yes; I've slept all night in one of their wigwams." " In what ?" said Duu. "In a wigwam." "H-iwly M an'what's that? I never heerd o' the like. What's that ye call it—a warn what?" " A wigwam—an Indian's house or hut." "We'l!—well! But there's some mighty qnare things in America, but I never heerd a house called wam-wam. X >, that's not it, say it again." "A wigwam." said I. " Yes. Hi .t's it—but I'm blest if I can ssv it. Au did you sleep in one o' them warn tn.lips, and was there no snakes about." "If there were. I didn't see them." "H w nigh were ye ever to one o' tliem moccai-in snakes that me si-ccr talks so much a'amt ? My 1 but she's a fee red of them. I Iwheve it's the only thing she is afeered of." "Well, I was near enough to a moc casin once, nearer than I ever wish to be again— -I had ray hand on him." "Oh! bloo-lv murder, an' he didn't kill you—sure it was a meraele your life was sjrired. Tell us aUjut it, an'l'll kape a lookont along as we go for far some o* them might be followin' us." " About three weeks ngo John anJ I were smoking our pipes one evening alsmt seven o'clock, and I was leaning against a rickety old table thnt st-sid on tke outside of his cabin, and upon which there were three boxes tilled with earth, aud had a geranium growing in them; I leaned pretty hard against the table, and it broke down and the boxes fell over on the ground, and a large moc casin snake crept out of one of them, and before we could roach him he got between the logs and into the lumse, just on the side where my bedstead stood." " Howly Father ! wasn't you scared ?' said Dan. " I didn't like the idea of sleeping in that room with the snake, so John and I went into the house to bunt him out." " You wouldn't o' ketched me in that house for the best farm in the State. Bagorra, I'd a' moved and left the snake in full possession !" said Dan. " It was niach darker in the bouse than it waa out of doore, but light enough to distinguish objects in the room and upon the flour, an 1 I was stooping down, looking under the bed for the snake—l was looking for some thing that I did not want to find." "I should think so," said Dan. " There was a lot of old trumpery there, such as bandboxes, worn-out har ness, an 1 old boots, ami my attention was rather diverted from the snake while moving these old traps about, when I saw a strip of what I took to l>e rolled leather, and said to John: 'Here is a first-rate lash for your whip,' at the same time drawing it out from under the bed; when to my surprise and horror, I found that I had the snake—holding him by the extreme end of his tail." " Oh, murther I" said Dan, "an* didn't he bite you?" "As I raised him clear of the floor, he seemed to be nearly three feet long, and his ugly head was twisting in every di rection, so as to get a chance to bite me. I knew if I let go of him he would bite me, and his bite was certain death, as there wasn't a doctor nearer than Fort Winnebago—seventeen miles distant— and just what to do I didn't know. I recolhtcted that we used to catch water snakes in the ditches dswn in the neck, below the city, and giving a quick snap like the cracking of a whip, we would break their backs and thus render them powerleßS. This thought flashed through my mind in an instant, and, although the moccasin was much larger than any snake I had ever snapped, yet, as sometliing must be done, and that quickly, I re solved to try it. I lowered him so that his head nearly touched the floor, and giving him a quick twist and a jerk, I could hear him crack like a whip. A sick, dizzy feeling came over me, and I reeled and fell on the-bed; I had fainted. When 1 came to my senses John was leaning FRED. KURTZ, Editor and Proprietor. VOLUME X. over tne with a towel ami ln.sin of water, aud 1 vMuid feel the water dripping from my face. 'Where's the snake?'said I. '1 thrvw huu out of ils>rs,' said John. 'He's vlead enough; you brvike his back while 1 was hunting for a stick." " " My ! my ' ami what a narrow escape you had, anyhow ; 1 don't know, but if snakes be so plentiful as tliat, 1 think I'll go back to Ireland. 1 liehcve if one o' theiu would get on me I ddicof fright; I have such a drvvad of the ugly monsters," said lhiu. Chatting thus to while nwav the time, we arrived at the outskirts of the Indian MO upon ut, when 1 said t. Dan: "NAw d>u't let these fellows sec that you are in any manner afraid of them, for, al- IhoU; .i 1 d.u'l believe tin y would do Vuu any h arm, yet they might Iw disposed to [day some tricks on you. 'Fhev are pret ty kis n fellows, ami up to all knids of oevilnieut. Keep along with me all the time, ami, as they nearly all know me, they won't in. I est y. n. We'll give them t! • e ; ' ree prairie chickens that you are carrying, ami you v-:ui see hew quickly they will pick and cook them." " IK> they just pick otV the featlu rs an' cook them without taking out the m sudes ?" asked Dan. "Yes," 1 answered; " they arc not fastidious in their appetites. I believe au Indian can eat ami digest anything." At this moment a tall redskin, wiaj |hhl in a dirty blanket, stepjasl from Ik-- iund afriv, iuid st,.sl directly in fruntof Dan. Neitlier of u> heard him, as he had buck-kin moccasins on li s fee t, ami his tread was as light us a cat's. Dan started as though he hail seen olio of his favorite ghosts, and, clutching me by the arm, he exclaimed: " Howly m-tlier! Mr. Charles, u that the uivil?" " No, it's only un Indian; now, don't be a fool, and he won't notice you." 1 knew tliis fellow right well. He was one of the huuleri of tue tribe, aud had his r.tle iu his arms, while the blanket concealed everything except his face. He had t>een asleep, and was covered up to h- op off the UK-squitocs and tin -. lie was \ery friendly and oould sjw.uk pretty go d English, and as we walked toward ike camp lie mformod me that he had Ik-cu out hunting all the morning, and !iad liot as yet killed any tiling for lus dinner. 1 kuew what he was after. He had seen the chickens that Dan carried, and was talking for them. I gave him one, and we were not troubled any longer with his company, as he hurried off to cook it. In alx>ut five minutes we reached the camp, and found ab>ut fifty uieu. women, and childrou lounging around on tie ground, some smoking, s.me playing cards and talk.ng, while others were stretched out asleep, and not one of the whole gaug engaged at anything useful, except u young girl, who hail a rude trame m front of her. and was shav ing the h:ur from a deer skin. Dan ilidn't know what to make of them; he looked from one to the other, then at me, but spoke not a word. At length one of them came up to kuu and held out his hand Ui shake hands with him, but I)iui hain't reached thai degree of farm hunt v yet, ami shr.uik away from him. 1 t *>k the Indian's hand, and the first ques tion he asked was; "Surne Catawba?" (whisky.) I answered: " No." At thnt time the penalty for giving or aeil.ug an luduiu intoxicating liquor was 8100 tin * aud t tree m nth*' imprison ment; they would get drunk whenever m opportunity offered, and when in that condition were n>t unlike their white brethren—they would right aud some times kill each other. This tribe of Wmnehagos were a miserable -t of vagal*m Is; they hud sold their land to die United State- government, ami s;'nt the money, and sub-i-ted by hunting aid btesLiug. They occupieil a smell reservation on the s mth aiile of Buffalo lake. Tliere was another trile some twenty miles t-> the northward—the Menomi nee*—whose cun litiou and general aj>- pearauce waa superior to the Wiuneha gos. They were prot'-cU-il by the g"V erament, and received regular anuui %ties of f tod, blankets and money. Alsmt the first of S. ptemls-r they would come down to the lake and encamp there a couple of weeks for the purpose of gathering the wild rice that grows n the marshes along the lake, and it not unfrequently happened that they and the Wiuu-bogos would have a fight, es peeialiy if either party were drunk. The la.-1 fight they hud was about two years before I was there, when four were killtsl and uurnl*-r badly wounded with knives and clubs. D in an ! I wulke 1 around among them, but I saw that he was anything hut comfortable, nn.l kept r!oe by me all the time. I guv© my two remaining chickens to an old squaw, who wa- very profuse in her thanks, and I proposed to Dun that we catch a few fish and start for home. Dun was very glal to get away from them, aud we wtdked down 1 to the bridge which spans the channel and commenced fishing, and in an hour we hail more baas than we could carry borne, and after giving some to the In dian bova who had accompanied us, wo staried for home. Dan hail not said much while we were among the Indians, but he had made good use of his time taking observations. After we had walked on for nbont a quarter of an hour in silence, he looked cautiously about him on either side, and said : "So, them's Injuns, iiev ? Well, I must say they'ro the ugliest nnd dirtiest set of beings I ever saw. I don't like them, an' I tell ye. Mister Charles, if yon hadn't been along with rne I'd lieen ufeured o' my life, an' I don't think I'll ever go see them again. 1 seen that chap with the cllicken, nn' sure it was just a you said, h<- pulled the feathers off bv the handful, and without ever euttin' it open, just liehl it over the fire on a long stiek, an' wh'-n , it began to fry a little on one side, lie turned it round an' fried it on t'other side, an' then began eatin' it. Sure, but it made me sick to look at him. Troth, I believe he'd ate a man as quick w he would a chicken." Dun gave vent to his disgust of the whole race of red men, and wus sorry ho was not a thousand inilee away fioni them, anil he chatted away until we reached the end of the wood* and emerged on to the prairie. " Can a fellow get a drink of water abont here ?" said he. " Yes," said I, "there is a spring under that oak tree over there to onr left. I often stop there on my way to aud from the lake." We turned off to the left, and crossing a marshy place of about a hundred yards in width, came to the tree, where there was a !>eautiful spring bubbling up from the ground, the waters of which formed themselves into a small pond in a low I place a few yards beyond. This was a favorite resort for the cattle that grazed ; on the prairie, and they had cropped the grass very cloe around the spring. I laid down my gnu, and we each took a drink of the cool and refreshing water. "Let's stop here a bit," said Dan. j " It's a beautiful place, and we'll rest ourselves awhile. My, my, but this 'minds me of a place at home," and Dan threw himself down at full length on the soft grass. " If that pile of white clouds away off there was only a mountain, it would look for all the world like a place on the Shannon. Many's the time I've laid down and looked up on that high old mo an tain, and wondered if ever there was i a place so grand and beautiful, and then I PHE CENTRE REPORTER would turn uinl look at the river a tl 'la in' along ISO pr.iOeful 111 tho bright Mill - slime. And tin- last tlllie t w.is there it was the' diiv Ivfite I was to .lull for America, un I cant to myself, well, I unglit nv places that people would say wins prettier nor this, but to my eye there is no place so handsome us my old home in Ireland." l'oor D.UI, hovv lie loved his dear old lrvhtml, ami hovv much more I thought of him for that very reason, for if a man d.s s not love hu country aud his home, uo mutter how humble or uninviting it ttiav may be to a stranger, there is not uiueh room in hie heart to love anv thing else. After chatting away for some time, we both fell asleep, and when I awoke 1 felt as tin ugh something had t otiohed my leg, ami, lis 'king around, 1 perceived a huge uiiwvasin snuke crawling ort' toward my gun, which it reached, and jure lied itself upon the stock, which was lying flat upon the gr.iss. A cold seiisatiuu carue over nie ; 1 felt as though the mon ster had crawled over me, which, no doubt, it had, a* I lay asleep. 1 looked around for a stick, but, of course, when your are tuost in need of one there is none to be had. I'Lio snake had by litis time settled himself very comfortably on the guti stock, ami was up) arently asleep, vvith Ins head resting upon the Colls of li s bisly. 1 liidu t sto|> lo!lg to ltH>k at lam, as there was nothing v< ry hands uue or attractive tu his uppcaratiee, but drawing my revolver, 1 sent a bullet at liiui which cut through three folds of his u. !v carcass, atld caused ;..i:i t 1 rear his head alamt mi inches and rtake au ugly strike, but his wrath ami venom were spent upon the air, and he fell tijmn the gni s. 1 a ir.cd mv gun ns quickly as I could, ami bringing down the butt U)sm lis hea I dispatched him. All this was the work of a few second*, wlieu, hearing Dan's voice inquiring: " What's the matter ?" I turned t->ward him, and to my hor ror saw a huge mociusin not six inches from his leg, and apparently asleep. ** Don't in ive, Dull," said 1. At the same time, cocking niv gun, 1 brought it up, ami before it touched my shoulder 1 slut the suike into pieces, when Dun juuqssl up, rubbing his shms and shouting: " lie me sowl, you've sh a me ! I feel the blood." A few Jiellets of slut had stung his leg; but wlieu I pointed to tin torn body of the snake, the poor fellow was fright ened nearly out "f his wits. " Was that feller on me ? liegorra, 1 thought I felt some'iaiig." •• I.< t go ray aria, Dan; there's an other," said 1, and I shot him, and, re loading quickly, it was u>t two minutes In-fore 1 lolled am tln-r. The place has literally alive with them. "What shall we ilo?" said Dan, his hair fairly standing on end with terror. " Get out of tins as quickly as possi ble," said I. "Come, follow me, aud make as tuucli noise as you lik<-, for 1 expect that P't-ee of low ground that we have to pass through 's full of them, ami Bi'ivbe von can fnghtem them off." Dan ne>*le Ino so \>ud invitation. In stead of f >ll 'wing, however, lie Wat me alsmt twenty-tive vards in our run across the marsh; an 1 wit -i we reach—l Mac's house, lie swore bv nil the saints tliat he would not live hi that country another month for a mint of jn >ney. When I told Mac where we had l>eon, his fa v* turned a -h or two paler, ami he sa 1: " 1 wouldn't g • to that spring this time of y-ur for a hundred dollars. Hen Jv'-rr ami I burnt*! "ff tht marsh two seas us ago, an l we lulled with sticks fifty-six moccasin*, ami ! dou't know lew many were burned up." \n 1 I used t > .-'••}> t* ere for a drink of water every time 1 went over t • the lake, ft is uc -dleis to "SV til it Wis niv last visit to the beautiful spriug.—J'hila hia Sunday Mercury. Hon Money Gels Astray. The /' til MaH (/< says; The Bkootan i-x is-• it t u bel mg to history, though not the uKot agreeable or glorious epis sle in theanmUsof British India. One lit'le mcidt nt, however, st.ll remains to be recorded. We cannot, indeeii, vouch for its absolute accuraev, though it is not only g- in rally erodlte 1, but it is also credible. The story runs thus: Under the impress,on that the " little war" would be fought out to the "bitter end " the government ordered three lakhs (£30,000 worth) of copper coinage to I>© dispatched to the northeastern frontier for the use of the troops. It was for wurd-1 aceordinglv—a goodly assortment of half anna an 1 qunrtor anna pieces, pies ami nice. The town of Itungpor© was reacned in safety, when tidings of peace arrived. The j-onderous wealth went on no further. Where its pro gress was staved there it remained, and presently its ex:-tone© was all but forgotten. Each n'W magistrate who succeeded t > the distr. d signed n paper certifying that he held under look nnd key ti.e sum of £30,0i)0 in copper, and it rami'to be looked upon as a piece of office furniture, such as a lmokca*© or any other clumsy article. At last a magistrate, more particular than his pre decessors, declined to sign the certificate until the money was counted over to him. The objection was not unreason able, but there was tliis difficulty in the way of its removal, that the gunny bags had been devoured by insects or other wise destroyed, and thnt the copper coin* hod run together aud become weld ed into masses. The cost of their re moval to Calcutta, or some other equally absurd reason, caused the alternative to be adopted of digging a big hole nnd burying the untold ri<-h<-s. Home sort of monument or memorial, it is said, has lieeD erected over the side, nnd it may be that in the fullness of time the Dr. Hchliemnnn of the period will disinter the weighty heap. The ( hlnese in California. Col. Frederick A. Bee, who appeared before the Congressional committee re cently in Bin Francisco, says a local paper, in defense of the Chinese, who has taken a prominent pin t in opposing the anti coolie movement in general, and has interested himself in the raising of funds to assist in bringing the perpetra tors of the late outrage at Chico to jus tice, has received a postal card reading as follow s : "Col. F. *. lir.r. City. "DkaKir: The 11 of 708 have you marked 1 You had better not have sent your SSOO to Chico. Tin* Chinamen have got to leave this country, and that little affair in Butte county is onlv a prelimi nary. Take my advice niul leave this State in thirty days or vou will be killed. All of you who are in for coolie* and against the whites here are marked 708." The nliovo was mailed at Station B, March 17, twelve M , in San Francisco, and is evidenly written in n disguised hand. It is reported thnt at a recent meeting of an anti-ooolie club in thnt city the Chico massacre was approved, amid cries of "That's what wr want." FRIOHTENP.J). —An old fashioned clergy man named Moore was riding on horse back one stormy day, enveloped iu a loose cloak of large proportions anil hav ing a broad scarlet collar. By the ac tion of the wind the cloak was tossing about in all directions, when a gentle man rode up on a spirited horse, which shied and almost threw the rider. " That | cloak of yours would frighten the devil," said the gentleman. " You don't say so!" replied Mr. Mo re ; "why, that's just i my trade." CENTRE IIA 1,1,, CENTRE CO., PA., THURSDAY, AI'RII, lit, 1877. Cood-mii. thr< i* a g> saving from the hp* <>f A. T. Htewurl, * man wh.. in fifty year* amassed liiorethau fifty million* of dollar* : " I consider houestv mid truth an great aid* m the gaming of fortune." If biu'li M r.iiui, Midi Midi wealth, ►ln mid go tdill furl her, and liuiko good will to la* fellow nr. it the lending motive of his life, whut a power he might Ih>- oouie, ami what u halo of glory would crown lua uoiue ! Ail, mi IKIO, what n world it Would lie, if thin spirit preluded in it if on every side we met tin • ready to help uii.l chwr, instead of ht'iug cmij>*■ 1 Usi always to be on otir gmir.t iigmnst *elf l-dllli ss Ull.l flUtld ' NoWf, ('Veil otic call do his share toward making Inn own little world such a world. 1 have known a single bruve, nuuilv, generous Iniy to intiuetiee a whole srli.s.l, so that it be came noted for its good mauin rs and good niomln, 1 have also r.rii a viciotut boy taint a whole community of boy* with Ins bad habits, and set them to robbing orchard* aud bird*' iiesta, tor turing younger children and dumb ani inuls, using bad language and tobacco, and doing a liuudrmi ode r things which they foolishly luintak. for fun, (mod-will should begin at home. How quickly you ciui tell what sort uf spirit reign* among the boys or in the families you visit ' lu some houses there is con stant warfare; at any t nie "f .lay, you hear loud voices ami angry dispute*. •• You snatched mj apple -.ud eat it up !" "Touch that trap ag'm, Tom Orcutt, and I'll give ye soiuethin' ye can t buy to the 'polheonrv'# "Ma 1 sha'n't Sam stop pullin' mv hair? lie'* pulled out six great hand ful* already !' "He lies ! I ha'nt tour ed his hair !" " Who's been Bt. alin' my but'unts?" "Pete sliot my arrow into the well ami now slia'u't he make me another? Then go into a house w here you timl I mace iusteiwiof war, iuuisvut and happy spelts instead of rude, practical joke* aud, oh, vvimt a differelnie ! You may always tell a boy '* di -JMw>iti :i by noticing his tr< itiuent of hi* ststeis. A mean and cruel b .v delights in tyran nizing over smaller children ; but in tin presence of stronger lmy*, he can be civil, and even cringing. A eowurdly fellow like that is pretty stir, to exercise las ill-nature upon the girls at home. Now, 1 know that many of t. 1 >y* I am talking t> have far ill .>•■■ svl-will than they ev.rsh' W . Their ii - igr. < able ways are tin. result of long habit and want of thought, I'he s|*nied .. . iis pretty sure to form such way He i* accustomed to think only of himself, and to have others think chiefly of liini. That is the trouble, 1 Miqxx-t. with Or-m. Will he, when lie reads th , rt"~>l\< to break up the ohl, bad habit, and culti vate the better spirit that is in him? By good-will 1 do nt mean simplv - i-liature tiood-l title n.ay sit aud gnu. But good-will i* active, tarn est. clieering, helpful. Ali, my boy i, t have t--ld von many stories an ! 1 have no doubt souie of y u w *h 1 had made ties a story mste..d of a talk. But the real motive of all my stor.es the 1. sson 1 have always wished to teach in them, hut winch 1 am afiaul *ome of you have overlooki-d has been tli - which I am trying to impress ujsui y.-Uii-.w. If 1 w. re to write as many more, the hidden moral lurking in ev. rv one of them w uld be t'.• tame. Or if 1 were now to take leave ~f you forever, and sum up all 1 have to say to you in one last word of lore and e uttis. I, tl at one word should lie good -will. —-SY. .YieAo/ii. for Ajiril. iih.it the Railroad Train Slug*. Lying broad awake i a berth of n sleejiing car, says Itrett Ifnrte, I could not help making some oh ••nation* which I think are not noticed by the day trav eler. First, that the *jn cdof a train l* not equal or continuous. That at cer tain time* tiie engine apparently starts up, and say* to the baggage train belaud it: "(' ui.e, come, this won't do ' Why, it's nearly half-past two; lew si all we get through ? Don't you talk to inc. Pr*ih! IKS >lidelivered in that rythmical fash ion which nil meditation assume* on a railway train. I'trmpli j/ralia : One night, having nus.sl my viin.l ov curtain t > look over a moonlit snowy landscape, as I pulled it down the hue* of a popular comic aong thudied across me. T'utal error ! The train instantlv t- <>k it up. and dunng the rest of the uiglit Iv. haunt.*! by thi* awful refrain: "Full down the In-blind, pull down the b. blind; some body'* kbnk klink. <) don't be shoo sli.s.!" Naturally this differ* oil difT> - ent railway*. On the New York Central, where the road IK*l is quite [srf.vt and the stoopy, elikittv, elikittv, clang." Poetry, I fear, fnreil little better. One starlit night. coining from toucher, as we slipped by a virgin forest, the opening lines of Ev.it. ;eline flashed upon me. Itut nil 1 could make of them wns thin : "Thin lathis forest prim-evsl-eval; the proves of the pities and the hein-loeks loeks-loeks loeks-looiHx'k !" The train was only "slowing" or "braking" tip at a station. Hence the jar in the meter. An Army of Water Rats. Dr. Van D*r Hork, tlie German traveler to the Arctic circle, says: On one occasion we had a curious adventure. While crossing a lacustrine part of the river called Kioalmejaure, in the early part of the night, we were suddenly sur rounded by Hwuriiis of lemming (.Ifi/'x/c* torquatn*), an animal like the mountain rat. Tliey swarmed about tlie boat, and trust to clumber into it, so that it was with the greatest difficulty we could keep the fierce little creatures from IsMirding tis by ticating alxint with the oars, at which thev would set up sharp, shrill screams similar to those of a muskntt. After some time we suc ceeded in passing thein. These little animals come unexpectedly down from the mountains, no one knowing exactly whence, and appear in millions, swarm ing over the whole country, eating up almost everything that comes in their way. Neither rivers nor lake* seem to deter them, both of which tliev swim with ease, usually keeping on tlieir destruc tive tinth until reaching tlie open sea, which they vainly endeavor to cross, never swerving from the direction once taken until tliey sink exhausted beneath the waves. Thus jterish countless num bers. Thev commit great ravages, and are as dreaded in the North as the locust* are in Egypt. Wars, however, elapse between tlieir renjipearance, or until they suddenly descend from their rocky retreats. The Lapps tell us tliat tliey rain from the sky, many of them stating that they have actually seen them full. SIMPLE AUDITION.— MisH Rose (who has kindly taken in hand an illiterate housemaid—"'Five nnd one make six.' That's right. Now, what do one and six make?" Jnn n (promptly)—" Eight'n pence, Mi** !" Success lu Life. Do we ever quite succeed in our owu estimation? 1* not our success tieoes sarily beyond anything we have accom plished ? Is not success another name for the iiuattaiued slid unattainable ? Is not our success called such only by other*? But, taking the word iu its mere practical iui.l rather vulgar mean ing the acquirement of a eel tain amount of property, there are few win. succeed, l'erhapa . vervlHslv in thin country vaguely hopes that lie shall some day I** rich, riches having 110 sjK-eial sigiiilloaiioe excepting relief from hds.r aud mssim paiiyiug ens. of surroundings. After a number of year* of grappling witli the world, the majority of men tin.l that all they call exp.s't to do is to live, and they make no active effort for accumulation. Frivately, at least, tliev admit they have failed, having in ium.l acqiuuutiuiees and friends iu (HisseHsioii of house*, lots, bonds lUI.I st-K'ks Uot to le .'..input. -1. Have they huh.l? (Villijmrd witli the lioutlholderH and st.a'k owners, vt*s; coin pared with n lnt of others, u<>. If Uiey have managed t*> ke.*p out of debt, they lnwe done l'ttT than the mas*, for not one m fifty, it is said, quits the world financially even. Therefore, it may I** asserted tliev have IKKUI successful. In ■ pure ..f the en vied bondholder* if they hale succeeded, tuid you will lim"over that they, t-si, are ib*ap]Hiiut<-d. Home one on whom they have fixed their eye has succeeded; but Hot tliev. 'The little tliev have s.-ra|-.l together amount* to n thing. They are no nearer content ment than those who simply make both ends ii:<-<-t; in all likelihood they are not so near, for they ure aiubilioti* and rest it-s* f-.r further acquisition, while those are lesigued tendence, five get some reputation, one or two IHH ••..me distinguished. Among tlie young men authorized t • write M. D. after their name*,how many take any rank a* phvsi cians? Hardly one m seventy, and of tli.-sc. .Mtnfortsbh- ooiupetci y and wide n putati-.n tvmie nut to five. Clergymen of real ability nre exceedingly scarce, and even tlie*. frequently suffer from lack of appre -latum. I'ules* chance fav. r, they may deliver clever sermons down to old age, from country |>ul|ut*, and not aii echo of their cleverness r.-iu-h the fur - that chronicle faille. Never theless theological semiuarte*. are full of students, and lilieral donations are cun •tnutlv making for their support.—-Vtir York' To, a. HUM Sailors art' Treated. Th re- 1 sending house runner* were severely injunsl by the ofliiKT* >.f the English whip I'rinceport, while the ves sel was g tug into New Y> r k liarls r. ('apt Brown, of the Frincej-ort, said to a le(Krter lh.it he sal!* frviin Atltwerji to l.iv< rjsKil and tin nee t<> New York; lie iia-. had a wale exjK>ri< nee, but in no ..titer jmrt would such outrages l>e tol erated a* ur. practiced with impunity by runner* in the ItarlHir iff New Y'.-rk. They Iv.ar I an incoming ve:-*el iff i|iianui titie, and by plausible representat ion* persuade the sailor* to gv> with them to the vile dell* tliey rq>re -ent. By the time the v.l rea'li'-* her diH-k all discipline i* at an iL The sailor* g-enerully have Iwu k par due tla-ru. There are fourteen on the Frinoe jH.rt, *nd there i* aii average iff £.'s 1(1*. coming to .. hof tUem. After getting the ineu int.. the hoarding houses they let them runup lull* f..r rum and de bauchery until they are l.< avily in debt. Once .n tlieir jmwer, they pen-ua-le the sailor- to desert tin ir vessel ami *liip elsew here. Thcv take them solar to tin shipping commtKsiotiei'* oflld.. aecure iM-rth* for tliem, iuil i-ollci't their lUl vnlice money t pav til* bill* the men have incurred. I nscrupuh-u* lawyer* are in the pay of each house. The ruii nt-r* introduce the sailor* t-> tln-se gen try, wl . offer to collect tlieir back pay fmm the v >*cl from which they have .li sci-tisl, and f r thi* t -tcnsible pnrjH.se e■ them to give him jsiwer* of attorney. Tli" sailor* are then made -Iniuk .tuid " *liaiigliii\l" while in that c< sidition, on veasel* 1> nin.i on long vwyago*. Tlie lawyer* wait quietly until the first ve*- *<■ l.* ni*uit to sail, ami then they txmrd her, ami presenting the power* of at torney. demand the back p.v. The men lieitig deserter*, the money is, of course, refusisl. The lawyer* g<> instantly to the I'nit.sl State* court* and libel her, as the law j>errait* them t > ilo. Thei-ap taiu i* consequently given the altenintive of complying with their demand* or in curring n disastrous delay pending the d -isi.>n of a tcdiou* anit. Of conrwe he pay*. ('apt. Brown said tliat he had known many vase* in which sailors were subjected to this treatment, and he never knew of one receiving a cent of the nionev thus collected. There is a law prohibiting runner* from !*.nr.ling a ves sel in the stream, but it i* n<>t enforced. Jealousy nnd Sulphuric Acid. Alfred Fieard, a Frenchman, who, in New Y'ork, attempted to destroy his wife's face with sulphuric acid, wa* a steerage passenger on the steamer Bus land. He had been absent in France alxint four years, during which time his wife had earned her own living. On his arrival lie immediately sought out his wife and Wgan to abuse and ill-treat her. lie took her savings and spent them in drinking and gambling, lie IUVUHIH! her of unfaithfulness, nnd used thi* as a pre text for his inhuman treatment. Her friends advised her to leave him, but with wifelv devotion she refused. One evening, worn out with futigne, she fell asleep on the sofa during her husband's absence. When she awoke, she found her hands tied and her hus band bending over lier with a huge knife iu lbs hand. He threatened to kill her if she attempted to move or cry out. He thcu heated a (inker red hot in the stove and said ; " I intend to mark yon so you will not get any more lovers." Tlie poor victim tried to struggle to her feet, but he forced hr back ami cov ered her face with a pillow to smother her cries. He then brandished the hot iron as though alxint to sear her face with it. For some reason he changed his mind. Taking a bottle of sulphuric acid, he poured it over a cloth. Then, holding his wife down on tlie sofn, he smeared the left side of her face with the ucid. Hho cried out, broke her bonds, and fled screaming down the steps and into the street, closely followed by her litis band, knife in hand. Fortunately she eluded him, arul succeeded in making her way to the friends for whom she had been working. Piearcl, when he found she had escaped, coolly lighted a cigar ette and walked off. 'The maiden name of Mine. Pieard was Heloise Bennet. She was married to Pi card seven years ago in the Department of the Seine. She is of small stature, lias long dark hair, and, before the mu tilation, was comely in feature as well as form. She will recover, but will be marked for life. The whole of her left cheek is as black as charcoal, and the pain which she suffers is excruciating. The friends who nre now taking onre of her say that her husband is n worthless vagabond,snel his jealousy totally ground less.—Sim. Till: ( into ASHASMNATIOAS. *l* ( lili.uui. ii skal by Hkllr ,*t ■ TWr— l 'l b. in Hlllrd OMirlabl Allriuia lu liar* Ikrl aklalXrrikr 11. lima' ilraala. The Hacrainciito I 'iinn- Jteeord has a letter duli.l friu Ohico, Cal., which gives tin following account of the mur derous assault upon Chinamen near tliat place: Your currespointeiit visited the ixvne of the terrible butchery which was re ported to have taken place at the Dmiu ranch, t>l>tit a mile aiul a hulf from town. The locution of the scene of thi* moat brutal and terrible blltcherv la about u mile up the Hiimlsildt road, on the left side, aud alHiiit thriw humir-d vards from the resnleuiK) of John H. \N illimus. It is reached by a panel gate in the fence, next the toad, ami is only distant from said road ulaitit two hun dred and fifty yards across a field of wheat belonging to Mr. Leinm. Hix Chinese were employed in grubbing and clearing a piece of land adjoining tliia tiel.l by contract, aud were congratulat ing themselves that two or three dais more would finish their contract, and tliey would get tlieir pay. Mr. Leium informs me that they Were diligent, good working Chinamen,and had uitkleagood lohof the work they had on hand. Tlien had la-en no quarreling among them, the utmost harmony prevailing, mid no one entertained any i.icmti.at enemies were after llu-m, They iiad built u small cabin for tcinjKirary use, of plank, and in that they lived. The Chinamen were all in the cabin in the evening, some lying down, while the others were sit ting around. A lighted candle Was upon a small table, and it is thought that tin* aided the bloody murderers m their hell ish work. On my arrival on the ground I went up to the cabin, Mid the ghastly sight inch j-r.-m-iitol itself was ni.t appalling. On the ground at the entrance there lay a stalwart Chinaman uu his lace, with a bull) t wound in his head, and blood and brains forunsl a pool around him. The second lay about a fi*>t from him, u.-axly in the name condition, while a third lay portiullv over Uie second, also woiindod in the hea>L The fourth was lying in an opposite dir.-ctn.n to the otli-r three, with his face partially U(K>U the maltiugor IK*l, witli a terrible wound 111 his luce, which show-xl tliat 111* mur derers had be U close to lliin. He was olive, but uiicouoci.iu*, at tlie time I saw him. He dieil during tlie time tlie in quest was being held. The fifth China man was wounded in the breast, but managed to esca|e to the other *lde of the nlougli, where lie wa* found in a dying condition. He wa* brought to town, but there is little chance of his reel . ry. The mxtli (Jhmaman was wounded in the arm hv a small man or boy. It i* only a fiesli wound, and he say* that a* luui was taken at him he threw up his left arm and fell Itack, lying perfectly still. Thinking they had completed tin-ir work of alauglittT, ken>- •eue was p. -ur.sl over the place and the match applied ; no doubt witli the ho|>e to obliterate their deiully and brutal record. After setting tlie lire they hastily made their escape, but the wounded miui, who had Is-eu (verfectly still, r>w uftcr their departure and iTCpt out of the tlame*. He ma-le his way to town, but nothing was done till next moruing. It !ipt>enr that the *vis*in* were six in number, aiid b a* tin Chimumtri de *cnb* * tliem, there w ere five " Mehcan men " and one IK.V or little man. They came right up to the cabin d<*>r, and. witli.>Ut any wanting, blaxol away, each one of them picking out hi* victim, wliicb could lie easily done, as thi-candle on tlie maido allowed their positions. There is no ch w to the (KTiH'irutots of thi* ter rible outrage, mid tlie verdict of the cummer's jury i* in tlie common phrase oh.gv thst the Chinamen came to their deatha bv pistol shot wounds, inflicted by six white men to the jury unknown and nothing mote. No active step* have l>een taken t<) ferret out tlie mine* which have l>en committed in and around Chic., during the past three wrek*. and murder and bl.KKtshe.l, incendiarism and rapine are allow ed to run rampant. I* it bemuse tliev are Chiiiauien that the law i* no lax to ferret out the perpetrator* of these crimes? If our county official* are not able to accomplish anytlung to put a *t<.p to these nightly lawless proceedings, let an iipjK.al IH> moile to tlie governor, and the State authorities mvukivl to in vestigate the present state of affoira. Tlie principle* ..f the Order of Caucas ian* art* opposed to Chiucee lalxtr in all aud every fonn, a* well a* the furtlier immigration of tliat jieoplo, and since that organization start.sl in Cliico all these (icpreilation* have taken place. I have talked to several of their prominent memlver*, and they denv that their or ganixatioun allow such iawleoAnefls, and tliey are willing to assist in ferreting out the jierpetrator*. I do not say that tlie scoundrels who are committing these deed* arc members of the Catieasinii Order, but I do say that tlie principle* of the order. Wing a de tenuined oppmition to the Chinese a* a race, nre ■ cloak and n sanction, to a cer tain extent, to this lawlessness. Such being the case, this order is Ixmnd by nil tlie tie* of hnmaiiitv and civilization to take cognizance <>f these crimes, and use sll mean* to bring to conviction the por letrntors. Citizens arc Ixvomingalarnied, and there i* no knowing whore this thing will end if speedy relief is net ob tained. The haying ar.d harvest will noon be upon us, and every branch where anything in the sha|>e of a Chinaman is employed is in danger of the incendiary '* torch. The murdered Chinamen Ivelonged to the Nin Yung Company. Citizens are going to raise n purse of 91,000 as n re ward for the arrest and conviction of the naHassms, and a call will tic made upon the governor to offer a like reward. A general feeling of sympathy i* growing in favor of the Chinese. Ilnri Karl—The Bance Before Death. Home curious details are given by a Juiiane.ic newspaper—the J'choya Chitn koun—a* t<> tlie manner in whi.4i some of the "aristocrat* of the old school" in that country, who were comb mnod to death for the part they took iu the late insurrec tion. but who preferred hurt kari to de capitation, *|>cnt the lnt hours of their live*. Four Sauiourai insurgent* of Konmauotc, who escaped on the twenty fourth of October, assembled nt the house of one by name Y'onemarn for the purjxiso of ending their existence bv the " happy dispatch' in his hospitable dwelling. Before giving tliemaelve* over to death tliev gave tliemaelve* over to a regular jollification —drinking, dancing, and sing ing as t liiiugh on a festive occasion. Their hoateaa, without any wish unnecessarilv to curtail their enjoyment, with much tad mid good fix-ling tulvisisl thmn not to keep up thi* revelry too long, as th* police could tyirdly fail to hear the dis turbance* caused by their songs and dances. They turned a deaf ear to hr kindly warning and continued to drink and amuse themselves for the whole day, saying that if the " shizoliu" arrived they were prepared to tight them. The hours thus paused pleasantly away until sunset, when the party arrayed them selvoa in the robes which, according to old Japanese fashion, lire appropriate for the ceremony tliey were about to perform, and, having offered up their prayerstothe gods, " hsppily dispatched " themselves without further delay. TERMS: #2.00 u Year, in Advance. PARK, (< Alt HEX AMI IIOIHKIIOUK t baa* la* ibr H.arlsa % sr 'ml OrrbarSa. Last year apples were so abundant that, in boiue localities, thry would not |ay for handling, and large quantities were left to decay where they fell. In view of Uiu fact that a year of excess and low prices, i* followed by one of acarcity and lngh prices, inquiries have eolue hi us in such uuuilier*, us show that many ure oousidcring the practicability of ehaiigmg tins state of affairs. It u un encouraging igu that farmer* are in duced hi think alniut their orchard at all, for as u general tiling there i* no part of tlieir lielouglllga • neglected an tins. Tree* are set, but it ia looked a pou rather us a waste of land, bo the orchard must be cropped, and while no other (art of the farm lb expected to do it, Uiat occupied by the orchard mint yield two cropa. Tue cause of all trouble with fruit trees, whether of failure alto gether, or ucuaalonal excessive bearing, ami the rest, may lie summed up in one word; — neglect. We now confine our remark* to the present trouble, and hi answering the various inquiries about alternate bearing. The apple tree left hi itself, will generally bear such an abundant crop that it require* another year, and sometime* longer, hi rtcuper ate, and accumulate sufficient nutriment to form buds and nourish another crop. Thi* tendency i very marked in some* leading varieties, all.l as it has been go ing on for many Tear*, the habit has be Come fixed, an-i wlien we propagate these varieties, the young tree* start with that an one of their peculiarities, in wliich tliey have l>ecn educated, so h. speak. It is well known that this ten dency is much more marked in some varieties than in others, aud while some naturally fall iuto alternate i-earing, > other* resist it, and will, if they have a fair chance, give a crop of fruit every year. This is a character to which little attention has btvu given by our promo -1.-gists ; they slate if a tree comes into tiearing early —or if it i* an abundant or 1 shy beurer, but its tendency to annual or biennial bearing i* rarely recorded, while it is one of the most important \'■ qualities. VahUes that naturally bear j i anuually, may Im' converted into biennial Is-sr.-rs by starvatiou ; planted, as thev often are on poor w>il, and robbed of their nutriment by another crop, trees cannot get food enough to enable them to carry even a small crop every year, and they i are forced into alternate I waring. The < practical question is, how can trees that now l>ar excessively one year and notli iug the next, !*e ma-ie to lx-ar moderately even* year. S<> far as the alternate bt-ar ing i* due to the poverty of the soil, the remedy I* evident, and no doubt would be, with many varieties, sufficient.— Aj/riculturiml. QHraiUna nut! Answer*. How long a tune is require.l to make a god hay crop of Hungarian graa*? Farmers generally make a mistake in seeding too soon; it uetxl* but seventy days of good wmthcr to make a satisfac tory crop of hay. How al*>ut tup dressing grass lands tins month? A better time may not be chosen. I'se all the barnyard manure that can be spared. Put a goodly supply of ashes , on mowing and pasture lands ; try bone dust on clover held*, and later apply plaster. When bare, thin spot* allow themselves, after applying ashes and other dressing, harrow aud reseed them. What is the disease denominated " vaw* ?" est refiued sugar, a teasj**®- j ful to a p'int of milk. The milk mu*t be w anneal to the proper tenqwrsture before fetxlmg. What i* phoKphonc arid ? Phosphoric acid b a compound of phosphorus mid oxygen. It is not found in a free state iu nature. It utntiw witli other substance*— lime. soda. etc.—and form* conqsiutid* known a* ( 'lospliaUw, which are found in all forth ■ soila, and j which scun to bo necessary for the growth of plants. How much does a bushel of liicern j ooc-1 weigh ?" Sixty pound*. l>oos it make any difference whether an orchard is plnuted uu high or low : ground ? Dry upland i* much tlie Iwat, though the more hardy fniit trees do well on low land. Give a recipe for making grafting wax. Three part* of ro*iu, three of bees- . wax and two of tallow make a good wax. What soil is required for growing celery ? Any goxl loamy rich soil will grow celery. Why i* snow called the |wr man'* J fertilizer? Because of the ammonia it brings down and hold* in the ground. Kool I'runln. I never had much faith in pruning the root* of tree* to make them Ivear fruit, j It apjiear* to me that the more extensive ' the roots, the more fnnt the tree* ought to l>ear ; but I niav lie mistaken. An , English fruit grower says iu an English j paper Hint having some very fr>e grow- , mg plum trees which bore no fruit, he 1 dug a trvncli two feet six itiolie* from their trunk*, half around the tree* in a ; eini-cucle, euttingjoff all the root* a* far a* he dug, and with a sharp knife smoothed tlie end* of tlie rxntts cut off. ' The n>*ult wa* that the first *eae.>n the : treixs did not make so much W.HK! a* pre viously, but many *jur* formed all over 1 the trow which were covered with bud* ; and the second season they l*ue n large , 1 ci*.p of fruit. He clos>* hi* article n* 1 follow*: "The inference gained i* to root ] prune all gro** growing unfruitful tree*. We proved the giKkl of it year* ago in ! 1 the treatment of a}iplce, (tear*, and oven fig*, lavaidea plum*, and there is no bet ter time of tne year for performing the saine than the month of October. The j groat art of fruit growing i* to so manage i our trees that they shall (xmso** sufficient I ' vigor to produce fruit of good quality, ' but not to overgrow that limit, by mak- ( ing goorl growth at the expense of a 1 crop of fruit" It i* quite probable that * root pruning in certain eases may cause ' barren trev-s to pr.since g.ssl crops but ' we neeil more light on the subject than ' we now possess. 1 u tlie alnive case the J roots were cut off but half wav around ' the trees ; but it is evident that he would 1 have badly injured them if tlie entire ( roots had been severed two feet and a } half from their trunks. A better way 1 than to out half around would lie to dig * further from tlie trunks of the trees, 1 according to their age and growth, and ' to cut off the root* entirely around them, j from four to six feet from their trunks.— J T. li. Miner, in the jVetv York World. | llrrrn Warm* an I nblnmr. , 0. Alexander, Staunton, Va., wrote 1 the Amcxjgau farmers' club inquiring the best means for destroying the green 1 worm on cubbage. The worm referred t to the writer described as from on inch ( to one-half inch long at maturity. It has 1 for several years past been very destruc- < tive to tlie cabbage crop in his vicinity, t The application of salt, lime, saltpeter, i NUMBER 1(>. infusion of tobacco and wheat bran have beeu made without effect. J. A. Wagener suggested iron dip pinga for destroying these worm*. A member stilted tiist helleliore is often u(i for tliis purpose, but that he pre ferred an application of buckwheat flour, it being equally efficacious and also harmless. Two applications are generally sufficient, the flour to be sifted through s sieve in the evening or in the morning when the dew is on. A fanner said tliat there is no variety of cabbage that so well withstands the attacks of insects as the green gtaxed. He furthermore added that cabbage re quired a deep, rich soil, and for summer vwrietiea it should incline hi be moist, Uiough it must not be soggy. Uetuniuig hi the iron clippings, Mr. Wagener was naked bv a visitor present who once owned lsuu ou which vegeta bles would not thrive, owing to its hav ing too much iron iu ita composition, how he would treat such soil. Mr. Wagener replied that he would add lime, wood ashes and manure. Care tar ( kirkra I Solera. C It. E., a*ks for the best remedy for chicken cholera. Iteply.—The disease known as " chick en ( holera "is s disease of the liver, s bilious fever in fact. The remedy is to give s purgative, as one teaspoonful of it saturated solution of epeoui salts, or what in better, luilf tliat quantity of a similar solution of hyposulphite of sods once a day. Astringents to stop the diarrhea only make the fowls worse. When this has lieen given three day*, give one pill three times a im IN Ksr*- UrKHien E. Won • rtoh kingdom an a battis day 1 Bat In the muuet bo WM sbbtaff '*• Ringed by hi* weeping lord*. Hi* loft band bald liu whit* atftftd. to UM belly splashed with blood, Tbftt seemed to mount him wttb his drooping bead ; nil right, bit broken brand < and in bla ftftr His old victorious banar flap the wind*. He called bis faithful herald to Ida aide "00l tub the dead 1 come V With a proof •mil*, Tha warrior with a stab lat out bis soul. Which fled, and shrieked through all Lha otlia world, "Ya dead ! my maater cornea And than waa pause Till the great shads should enter. —Atnttmtrr fimtlh. Items of Interest. N ear-Mghtednees increases Up to thft age of thirty. There are men who wander about with hopes at half-mast. Postage stamp* are manufactured at art average oust of one cent a hundred. In the year 1876 the aeeda received in Chicago, priucijmJly clover and timothy, were valued at more than $4,000,000 The New York Medical Journal claim* that bruise* do much better when treated with hot than with cohl water. Com in Georgia is said to be aa high aa a man's head. Corn is apt to rise to a man's head, especially in a fluid state. On# barber's shop in Bpringfleld, Mass., con tains the notice : "No talk ing with a customer, unless he begins the conversation." There are said to t>e only twenty ex- CoiifederaU-fe—including Jefferwm Davis and Robert Toorab*—whose u inabilities have not been removed. The pasting of printed slips on the bark of a pusud card obligee the recipi ent to pev additional pontage. This feet is not generally known. Abraham Lincoln, in hie attack of small-pox, aaid : " Now lam willing to at the office seekers, fur at laat I have something I can give 'em all." It waa a stranger with red hair who opened the apring season at K iagara Falls. Alter aeeing that he had red hair, noon* questioned hi* right to go over. " Can animala commamaale ideaa t" aakea an exchange. If they cannot there ia a raat amount - estia! Empire contains the following interesting item of intelligence: -It ia t-aid that during the atisence of Ting- Jih-eliang in Formosa, the Fan-t'ai will act as Fu-t'ai at Foockow." Some one declares that twenty minutes iu the smoke of wool or woolen cloth will take the pain out of the worst case of inflammation arising from any wound, and that no one need die from lockjaw if this simple remedy ia resorted to. A party who recently lectured in Den ver appeared to be somewhat dissatisfied with TUS reception. "Did TOU have a large audience f" asked a sympathetic friend "No ; the authorities having neglects.' to close the aaloous, there waa not much of an attendance." An imaginative Irishman has im proved upon OMUU *" I returned, " aaid be, "to the halls of my father bv uiglit, and I found them in ruins. 1 cried aloud : *My fathers, -where are tbev T And echo responded : 4 la that you, Patrick M'Clathery V " A village congregation in Vermont waa disturbed the other Sunday during tha momentary stillness following the open tug prayer, bv a voice from the adjoining dwelling exclaiming "Mary, when-'* the nails?" Soon the answer came: " In the coffee pot, you fooL" An Anglo-Indian engineer, Mr. Cromptou. lias invented a locomotivu wfaliffi possesses the peculiarity of being ble to run around any obstacle placed .* the track, and erf righting itself on the rait* again without .any trouble. The eoutri vance has been tested, and gave entire satisfaction. _ o * A new geological fact ha* been devel oped in New South Wales. It appear* that gold in sufficient quantity to be worth mining occurs in a conglomerate belonging to the coal measures, and that the alluvial gold cf the Old Tallawang diggings haa been derived from the waste of these conglomerates. The settled expression of determina tion that mantles the face f revenge a man can take, and it ia much dreaded by those who are oonicioua of having done anything to provoki it. Dean Ramsay relates that at a certain dinner party the hostess olwservr d that one of the guests, an Hon. Mrs. Murray, had no spoon for her soup, find called the attention of the servant to the fact. The man servant, who was an ecoeutrio old character, replied to his mistress, in a voice which was heard all over the room: " Mum, the last time Mrs. Murray was here we lost a spoon!" A bill has been reported in the Connec ticut Legislature giving a woman who |tavs taxes and owns over 3800 worth of property the same right to rote as any tramp who sleeps under the hedges and robs the roosts for a living, and wears the same shirt thirty-six months. There is something indescribably grand and impressing in the mighty development in this age of progress and civilization The Sea, the Sea. At a dinner party given by Secretary Sherman to the members of the cabinet the table was graced by a three-masted ship composed of flowers. On the main mast was a small United States flag, which Secretary Sherman said his little daughter had placed there. Senator Hoar of Massachusetts said, in his dry, Yankee way, to ths secretary of the navy, who sat opposite him: "Well, Mr. Thompson, will yon please tell us if that is the correct position for the American flag to occupy on a ship ?" Everybody awaited the reply, for it is well known that the new secretary ia no sai>r, and they thonght he was cornered. But he took advantage of the cabinet custom, and repbed in a dignified manner: "Ahem ! I will refer you, sir, to the attorney general."