After the llaln. T.ut night th* fragrant lily, So UL>!v. *n am! stilly, H*M high her jwllid ohalioo, gathering WhitoiMM from the moon. And standing like * warden. Beside th' encbtnM garden. The tulip tree* tonne,! high and free hit Yellow stars of bloom, And swept their golden flashing# through The firm anient of June. While the plain Of tlie shivering breesa And quivering trx-ca. Foretold Uie coming rain. Maiirwn Coslia Uhas. Maureen OxvJsa l>ha! Y'er the pntkat law F.x-er walkisl on ab.>e leather or dhrovo a toy max!; For your wee little feet And yer figure exi sweet Are too much tor tlie brain of a j-oor Into. lad. Maureen Ckxaha l>ha' WTien 1 M-e ye wt maaa, Sainti ahox*e ! I'm am afraid that it st yell 1 prays An' th' crown o' my bat When 1 look at that, Haa yer pnrty fa ce tin ta U Um diiuplea at play Maureen Ombt Idiar! TUlu tlie lutxlda ye cross. To your fatlier's nale cabin just under the iuu. Th' divil we're totald, Tempt'-xl Tony of ould Wid a woman lWad ! ae've the pattern atill. Maureen Coaha l?has! (Ver s th' aly little lass) Wid yer ** Top o" th' UHXTIUU'," thin yeh GO on yvr way. But yrx j-urty eyes dau.s- Aiwl yeh gixe- me a i;Uuv Tliat SM ; "Bumj, agrwl have yeh uothin't say?" Manns-n t\ ha Pha-s I'll nxit let yeh pass Th' next Uiue I IU.S t xeh at farr or at wake. Me {• yeh d*strx>y An' that U iixl on a toy That'nd fijtht a wtole faction and die for yr sakrl Meurrs n Oxwha l'has. We'll sit on tin- grass Wid me arm round yer waist, and a tear in yer eye; AnJ yeh kl say ; "Parliu !>iuiua ! Spake to l ather Maguuus; Shure I'd rayther do that, now, nor think that ve'd die!" •• MORMON GULCH," The Story of the First California State Election. The reminiscences of a California pixneer are thus graphically detailed in a recent issue of the S.m Fnuicisx* lA: !u Evening iiuilt tin ; If I xh> not mistake uiv reckoning the rain ami eh*-tioa day came togv-tLer Turaii .\. Novi mkr lfi, 1841A It w.-.* the fliv-t elrat:on in C'.iliforuia for t State officer* of the country's yeunj si.-ter of tlie Uu'.ou. uul the rain wa* the first of that rainy seasx-n. It was a damp day, but it was far from oeing a dismal or a dull day in oar camp. We were in "O.d Tuolumne," in ax-amp then noted for its richness and exxvp tionalij free from the wild, lawless and tragic scenes which too often, in tho- ■ day *, brought tx> mining cam jKM an evii name, ami de-pemtx- choractera to xmi'o the gome wor- even Unu the name. It was known as Mormon Gulch, and w;is situated aWut four miles from Wt st Van Beusehotan's noted eaiiiji on Wood's creek, and eight miles from the S n lanian camp ■w H •norw >, which wast- > the Boutheru mines then the same as Hangtx'wn (Placerville > was to the northern mine#. PI OARERS OF MORMON OCLCH. Monnxm Gulch wa* n -t a dull camp. It had its "character*," and among the chief men wire A. A. Tuttle, afterward county jmige of Tuolumne; Mike Tubbs, an English suiter, our alcalde, and his brother, tlie sheriff; Tom Wude. in after year# a prominent citizen of Mokelumne Hill and mayor <>f Phio r ville; Charley Shaw, a wild Texan, who sneceeded T abb* as sheriff; Oliver Twist—the o.dy name he went by in camp—a mountain man, son of an old trapj* r, aad a uimrod who never failed tx- bring down his grizzly in the three " bar hunt*" we had; " Poker " Burns, fauior.# f- rhi# Manchausenism* in prai.-' of the - np reeity; "Yankee," who wa*the oulv N- w Englanxlcr among n; and lust anJ Inckirat, " Nigger Bob," a faithful slare, who ni iutxuned IKS dissipated and wortbleaa raaater—a son of an Alabama clergyman—in Ids extravagance at the E.o and the monte and poker tablra, uneoin piaiten , out of the rich claim he was allowed to h the gulcln He waa a general favorite, and before the first rain tell he sold his claim and started for Stockton, tii#re to provide iu some wuv to? send his young master back again to Montgomery; but the wretched man fell by the wavsi'le ou the journey from ex cessive drinking, and Bob, nnable to find any tx-am*t-'r willing to carry the corpse to Stockton, had it xb-cv-utlv buried near the old "Mountain House," returned to the camp and took uji a fresh claim, which provetl a minx*, iudeexl, tx> him, for in a few month* lie made his pile in it. There were two notorious characters, not exactly of the camp, but who regu larly once a fortnight made it the scene of their howling orgi<*#. Tliey were known as " Niek-of-the-Woods" aad "Oregon Tom," and Jo Proctei a* th " Jibbonaino—y " would have j>a!el his ineffectual dramatic fire before the de monical display of our Nick, hud he ever encountered him when in the height of his " good time " with his in sejiarable other xlare-xlevil Ixxcchanalian, the partner of his morning luck in tin diggings and the sharer of nis big tree# in eamj), when tlie whisky suffered nntil their joint purse was eraptie-E The pair always entered tlie camp at night, never left it or slept while their " riant " held out, and regularly departed before daybreak, when tlie protracted spree was over. Just where their claim was, no one in oamj>, except Oliver Twist, knew, and all tliat he could be induced to sav of it was, that it " was lotlsy with gold," as it must have been to maintain them as it did in their frequent caratiaals, when drinks were four bits, cigurw a dol lar, and their uverage squanderings at least fonr or five ounces jier day. But with all their riproariousness they were scrupulously "square" in their dealing! and as ojten haudexl as princes are pro verbially accroxlited to be. There were among the improvident and desperate a dozen or more who hail deserted from Major Graham's command of the United Htates cavalry, ordered to California tliat year, and they were far from being a favorite acquisition in the gulch. The most obstreperous of the party was call ed Bill Bailey (they had all assumed fic titious names to escape identification), aud a more pestiferous "rough "never c.irsexl a peaceful camp with his al>- hored presence. He waa too indolent to work and had not money to gamble, but he kejit pretty full of whisky, and iu his cups was insulting and quarrelsome. He liad cunning enough, nevertheless, to know with whom it was not safe to q Bar rel, and of these Nick, Tom and Oliver were his especial fear. THE FIRST STATE ELECTION. It was tlie morning of the first State election in California that the first rain of the wet season came. It jioured in cessantly all that day and until noon of the xisy following. For about two weeks the coming of election day hail been the leading topic. The prefect of San Joa quin district, Captain Nelson Taylor, had visited the camp, made official proc lamation of the election, appointed the Blende's tent as the polling place, and three of the most prominent mn as offl- KKKD. KUKTZ, Ktlitor and Proprietor. YOLVMK X. c>ers of cEvtion. who wort' x-mpoweml to select their own cloth, 110 E*d loft with Uto alcade a list of tho various candi date* who wore in tho tUnd, but ho brought tto ticket a, I hailey Brown.* teamster, hail arrived from St.vhtoii with a wagon 1,5i,l of freight, and •• cncb.ilv had pan! hint to luring a lot of printed tickets the only one* siou in camp with tlu> name of E l Gdte-rt e.-usjucu ou*ly printed, for t'oiq ;■•**, on all of thotn, hut wt'.h the candidate* for ali tho other office* generally mixed. Htown, in md-;ui:iu-, End ullowoil Oliver Twist'* squaw to are the atuatl package of tickota, an,l aa tho lu-atL cut white pajHT things took her fancy alio otYeinl huu a " pinch " of guU dust for the lot. lie made tin- sale pioinptlx, an I that traiisaoUoH lost Gills rt a gisil many votes ho in.ght have got 111 Mormon Gulch. It w n, t . t lirst known how the squaw h, I got p.->- **ion ~f the tickets; it \ as euoi.. h to know that she had tliotu, wid the j ojnilar indignation was rou.il against a candidate who would have Ins tickit* j eddied out in that way. Two xlavs attar I lie election, when OEver succeeded 111 ilraw ng from the dusky creature the mean* by winch she untamed th ' tickets, nearly all re grettxil that th. v haxl " eojiperexl" Gil bert at tho jsills, us he was one of the •'Stcv.n-ou volunteers," and generally popular among them. But it was lucky for Brown that he nexor made another trip to the gulch. The season for haul ing li.nl ended with the coming of the nuu. THE I'Ol.t.lNil lUHvril. 'ldle election was a scene to he re membered. The alealdx''* tent, in which it was held, xxas the largest tu the camp, except th ae owned Ey the trad ers and the two used fir gambling and ilrink.if saliams. Indeed, the alcalde himself did a regular busmes# at moiite and siHirt oarxls, and therefore he had tables handy for elect , m uses xmef-r the jtulgeu, and another for tlie d.-sk and refreshments which tlie ixva* on seemed to require. Before the polls opeued a discussion was held as to how tlie x 'tillg should be conducted. Tubbs, the alcalde, had never witnessed an election outside of England, and hail an idea that the Brit.-h j oiling system would be the tu at tiling. He SJ-KH! alone in that vh w. C ai'.-y Sl.aw h..,l sue s e.ie,! Tubbs' brother as sheritY, and was the most jmpuiar authority iu camp. He prx'p s, dth open . r <•* . sy-t iu, ami. b i bv the T< \. i . Kenfuckians, ami some others, the proposition pre vaded ver that pr -eutxil by the 11 'ti morx\ms and N-w Y rhera f >r th i t ballot. It was argued by the rmi eoee adv -c..t-* that there Wrs n, teil'o! te>x, no tickets, or not en :,;h pap' r in the camp t. use f.-r ball- ts, and : is ..i i •uent had its xii i ght. cianta THE TOTE -TUB MASTER OF CKRKMoM! H. Tlie mode of voting h*x • b eung r. e,l up , Charley Shaw n ta'h-i heuselt as lllMtrr of e-r, .ti.es. lb* s'o si OUtai le the teat, braced up xx-ith two or three •Xtra nips t > give him the t Seeing u,i dignity the occasion required The rain p- ami, but Charley xxas neitlie- sugar n r salt to f.arwater . long as none g*. r su.iaivem-Rs. 11 s voice was never iu ! s-t t - r or more sonorous tone, and he gave :t ail the chance it w uld stand. A- n'h v iter apprna. hoi Charley slio k amis with him, asked his name in full, whether he lnul a right to vote, for h itii he intended to vote, and then led him into ties tent, to the table, mid then required the voter to st.md uncovered while the clerk wrote down his name, the names of the candidate* for whom he voted, etc. Thi- exTerumy over, Charley then eaoorttsl the voter -1 dar ing the first hour—for Charley ha l to liquor up Bcveral timi s, and no x -tor was allowed to enter the tent except under his escort, it was sitg.-eated tliat a more "rjKslitions metliod should be adopts i. It won agreetl to try tho ballot system. Then came the trouble to procure paper f"r tiek. ts. The rniu had sp.>il- 1 mo-t of the writing pa}>er, lXic, W.ssl'an.l ba l, and his was the only stock of it m the camp, fie at once t.sik advantage of the "corner " by cracking up the price to four bit 'i sheet for the good on i two bits for that which the water End s nl.t d. .As tlie candidates ha.l n > friends ready to sustain them to such an extent as the purchase of paper fir tickets, and n > .one canh! to fool away m* tiey on paper when there was so much whisky t i buy to k."ep the dry from a thirst that had to IK? mollified, the exigency occasioned n standi for whatever would serve the pur jxise. Old letters, ax-raps of newspajier margin and rts of odd bif> were put to nse, and in some cases the fragment wns an small that it was necessary to fill isith sides with the ticket. REMOVAL OK THE POLLIXO BOOTH— A PTOATISO VOTE. By noon, the rain, which ha.l abnte.l just after the jxxl a opened, cimmeneexl to ixeir with ilreiudiiug fury. It liest through the tent top, trickled fnun the ridge pole down UIK>II tiie bare [mils of th" polling officers, who had done honor to their position by taking off their hats to it, and into the mining pau, which was usx'd t'i hold the hallots, so as to cm vert the poll into a floating vote, ns each ticket was "east upon tiie surface of the occasion n> trust to the sublimity of luck" as to whether it would wash or might ran as it was read. The condition of things was too overpowering for patriotism alloyed with flesh and blood to withstand, and without the fear of having their acton repudiated by an overturning boar.l on the suspicion <>f bull-dozing tlie ballot—although admit ting thatathey were intinii.hitod by the rain—by comiaon consent a change of location was made. A monte dealer in a xvateqinsif O-nt agreed to allow the offi cers the use of his table on condition that a g'Kfl vote was jsille.l for his friend Car penter, of Mississippi, for the Legisla ture, and, ou around number of voters agreeing to the proposition,lie announced " the game is nuule !" cleared away his piles of coin and sacks of dust, Lis spread and himself, and surrendered the table to the Hse.s of the election. Then the polls were held until they closed and the count was duly proclaimed. But Carpenter failed of an election. Charley Shaw was not in condition to officiate after an early hour ol the after noon. His arduous ami very responsible duty during the viva voce voting lnul • required frequent stiffeiiers, and by the time he foiiuei himself let out by the sub stitution of the ballot system he was s. overcome as to need rest, or at least repose. A Cariosity of Numbers. "A curiosity of numbers" can be shown to good advantage iu the following table : 12345G7H9 multiplied by 9 (9xl) will gix-e 111111111 by is (9x2) •• 'imnnu by 27 (9x3) " 333.13.1335 by 36 (9xl) " 444414411 by 45 (9x5) " 55555555? by 54 (9xfi) " fWVi' CtiStH by C 3 (9x7) '• 777777--; by 72 (9xß) " stBHSSs? by 81 (9x9) " .. 99999999! Ia it not a curiosity in the way of mul tiplieatioc ? THE CENTRE REPORTER. The T'av of Mary KUHNI. FUMHI XXAS A IMIIK Iv YOUNG lt ;sh xx.u. an, unfaithful til lu-r husband , while er. zed xx ith rage and liquor ho discovered this |o.r Alice, who lnul biwn so dear to him in his childhood, iu an infamous house, and shot her through the ln-art. So this woman als) i> xleatl. Auotlier iuu s-ent, happy home is held up to pubhx' shauie, stainxsl indelibly* xxitli crime and blood. 11;-' brother, " whose hvi i," as the judge -ai l xxhfie sent'iieiiig liiui, " had bs*n heavn r than many men are t-alhsl IIJM.II t>> In-ar," is condemned to wear out the best years of his life in the jieiiitetit ary. The aetlucer can read the t-ry at his ease in the uioruing pajwr, xjuite sati-tixxl that there is no |s.int where the crude, groping fingers of the laxx i-an touch him. F.v n public (•pinion has no heavier pun ishment for him than a half amused re buke. The law and society provide prompt remtsli. s for the injuries inflict, d bv blows with iron clulm or pistol shots ; but of hurts which go down into the ->ul and life, corrupting the otic and ruining the other, they have no eogniziuiin of priceless hitman life. But that is not all The mor -inter esting and more serious qu> st .•; i r mains, whether hniimn E*:ngs xx.rv xxd fttllv j rtutf.ed to IH* burins 1 up. aft* r tlie bridge fell, for the purpose of saving tEe insunUMx' un the ems, an I diniinirE ing the liab.Etv in xlaniag'H, or for any otln r jinq-ose ? It bus En proven that < ngines were on liiui l, which • n'd have b u iisi> :' ear was turnßil t* the xlying, when v*a t'r, easily suppliisl, would have rescin d the in. This is one "f the black, -t, apparently one of the in * t lix'tiil '-h, < .vum-noes ex. r record's!. It is to the bottom of this that tie* inve-ts -.it; it sh"tild go. V- t the dan -er.at*- e-ii •: n of tiie bridge, y u might as xxx-li intrxKlncc t vi xlcn eto s'h xv tliat i: w.t not a dry time diirmg Noali'a l! - >i ! How alneit tlie willful or jM'miissive ih strncti u by fire? That's tiie qn -Ron. —X'tr Yuri. Sun. The Famine Iu Itulia. A eorr*s]> .nd nt of th* London Tiiw .*, writing from .Madura, says : *• But the S I id- st feature .f all is the condition of the human inhabitant* of tli H great peiit-.tula. I will simply re i*omt what I know and t -tifv of what 1 have seen with my own ey... in the capi tal of th.s presidency. "Only a forti e ht ago I saxx many thousamls of jamr f.iTnilie driven eis'a tur-s from the village* roim 1 Madras oollectcl on the shore and on the j-i< r. They were crow.liug round the sacks of rice grain, with which the sauda for at least a mile were thickly c ivetcl and nl ni sxt eoneeah d from view, the grain bags lieing often jiilcl up in m .unds to the h- iglit of fifteen feet or txxi nty feet. " Y> t no onslaught wns mode on the grain. A few* men s<-:.terisl nbout, armeil w.sh an.-, were guarding tE sneks for the merchant* who owned thorn, nnd were sufficient to prevent any attempt* at xleprslati n, though here and there I detected surreptitious efforts, not so mncli to make iiicisioii*, a* to enlarge any hajijiy defex-t* already aj>|>iir"iit in the material wliieh inclosed the coveted food. " What generally'hapjienexl w*n* thi* : Very few of the grain bag* were s<> well inniie a* to make any leakage impossi ble, and sprinkling* of rice were thus scattered alKiiit everywhere. The knowledge of tiii* eirenmsLuice was the eaiiHx' of the vast eoucoitiwe of miserable half staiv.'d emaciated creature* who hud walked iniiny miles to the spot. Nl> n and women, old and young, even cripple*, mother* with infant* on their hips, and miked children all inure or lew* pitiable in their leanness and in their ha.'d-set asjieet <>f misery- were earnestly engaged in gleaning uj> every grain that esin;,el from tie sack* on the jiier and on the shore." Off for Aa-tralia. The first load of imm '.grants from the United States to a foreign country left New York lately for Australia. The colonial government of New South Wales, desirous of obtaining a large liiimlwr <* gom • mit "f vogue. Debege* are aliown in atnall figure#. Plain deb. n all n ■ i only . th n#>ruiug is-it fure*. Fashionable# eoitlni. - me bi-oiwh i" and wider, 11.agonal* will no longer be worn ill spring fabric*. 1 c lieu !mt i* now the jirincij al part of tlie t'riKS'h. Bi nd ami fringe wi re never ao much in favor a* at the iiKuneiii. Buckles of lophoje 1" feather- are among the iKiuuet tnmnnngs. Pr meres ball dns*—-, vvith j'eaxss'k trains, are the style this seiison, \ :ow fur 1 i'* are *' !i < 11, but they are not so fashionable a# broad ones. Lend is-lorsl j.ludi ja -ket* fitting close t 1 the form are taking the pluee of seal 111 l'ttl.S. t'lienille e nd - and baiuls of plush are vei'v siv i !i new triuimiiic* for Tiuta ami Lumetk piuhcaxl cheek# of II MHe green and white and navy blue nnd white apja-ar in the spring gox sis. Tlie latest style of evvn.ng glove* are laeed, iiiste.wl ot buttoned, and are finish ed With small silk l ools. The most fashionable garniture* fit"iu of the skirt. Married hub.-* wear rich la. - * as garn iture* tor ball dr. *s, Youn U-lies wear tulle, crepe, tarlatan and organdy, trimmed with garlands, b .uquets, knots, mid fringe# of flowers, at pleasure. The ; new JK-mv'.e - h. w a varu-iy of color mixtures of ink-blue and ear-huul red; brown and myrtle grt .-tt, gold ami white, aud cretonne design* iu small fig ure# on grounds of the dark color*. Th.- Gr>.-!. x*. lYu: is font..-d thus; T. e ft* tit En r in waved band, uiix, low over the brow, witl. n few short curl# or . rt c if rr locks oil the forehead and tempi.#; around chignon of rexjues turd braids front which drooj> a few short curls. I'Ei* ehigmm is Imitlel iu*ro*s ih-* uudil!" watli a ribbon or golden luiul, and tti. ther baud i* jdms-il ever the Uaideuitx in ftrout. J 'rttHl */" 's l. l ii' S Jnurwt ' tell* us that A Hussion lady >■( vvealth anil beauty iuu- introilueeil a fashiouable s-n --iu n in Pari-. She ha* t.-mjs'nirily : iven up tlriving hor*< - in her carriage, i.nxl a)'|s -r* dailv in the Champ* Elysx <•* ; ud IVois de Boulogne in * 1 ,,w brake, to which are attached four donkey* in scar let trappings. Hlie holxl* the riblwwr* herself, ami, it i# Kii.l, th. t Uie donkey* re a* fine E- vj.t e at" 1 pr itn-e, so uat sh>- ha# no difficulty in keeping j-uee well the most rajiixl ln>r-- In* u carriage, w-hiht her "cuttle" are a# high stej.jung ~a-r Tailur. ti -org.' Pavne was sitting in liis s.n * x t'i ■ , s v , ;i letter fr >in Franklin, Ind., when a stranger entered from the rear md motioned ltim into the back nom. " Who are \oii?" tlie old geutlcman inquired. •' lkm't von know Dick Taylor?" " Ah, I know your voice now," re jtliexl Mr. lVvtje; "but how you have changed." It i>r-'v.*l t-i IK- the missing caaliier f the Fran kin lhr*t National liuik, vilio*e crime has li-eli heralded throOgli the I ad, le haviii.; u *.q feared with all the fund* of th*- lw*T:U. Ii;. clothes were muddy; In- ;e lar. of . • v. H:* in>. • ■ ' 1 shitt t.-rexl, and "h * c in. iat n vi mre*- lit i.a i la aii.::; Dr. Webb, wli ■ wane in soon aitx rward. . Imiii-ster > 1 valerian, w'-ieh had a • *>thii.g tVeet, and at nbo-:! li ie* o'.-i *•* h* - s'-d to w* .1 ii F. V.iwter a I E- aid I'ayne, Very s. on the •• g- : U uen eaiac, and with them Dr. Donux-11. Taylor recog nized thx-m, I'iit hi* eairvirsation w.i# r. iftreil and flighty. H" eatlrel a revol ver hi# medicine, and iusi*ti 1 on ke. ]>ing it by him. He had been g sie four or five years, he mid, and lui. 1 tniv.hsl in N v i.-i.i an.; (' .lorn.io i. 1 i f tEe time. lie iiujllir. d the Uiiv of the week, the month, and year, nnd imagined he left in 1873. Wi'ii queatioin-xl cl **ely as to his recent w h real outs, lies dtl that aftx-r h vitig Indianapolis, he w i t to C.netn nuti, tin-lie" to Mail -on by lsxat, then.*- ;• L >nisvil!e. N vv Albany, J. ff.-rsoii vilie, ulid buck to [ndiniiajH'lis. Beach ing tiq re fx si lutx' for t#<- train, he <*iu claded to w-iuk homo, aud lie had done so, rntining nln.ost the entire distance, twenty mihs. Ilf bill# tx. the tl-*-r, with tin- remark that he would give it to any one who would take him i onic. It amrmiitx-d to s2.'lf>. A search of In* person discovered several twenty dollar j ie. . * and twenty-nix one dollar lulls, but nothing of value. He said hi# satchel had bx-etl left on the Louisville train but that it eontninr i nothing .-x.-ejit two sliirt* and other soiled garment*. Hi; reeeption at home wa* heartrend ing. Hi* wife, still very w.-ak, hii.l been j.r. j aired f< rliiscotniug. A* heentereil her r.iin siie pulled him down to her bosom and wi jit bitterly. lE* aged mother niotlu r almost hyst. rienl, nn.l lii* sister# w< re inexiiisolable, but Taylor seemed en tirely Ulitlioved. In tlie eonrse "f the day lie sl.-jit is-.-.i lonally, and at night # cmed inor at ease, but ••till wandering and in.-->h< rent. It mi)be a mild term of insanity, or rather il.-liriuni, the result of great nervous prostration. His wife lias nerved heriell for the work IUI.J is constantly nt his be.jfi.le. A I.ueky Fall. I'erliHj'S richer sjieeimeiis, but e'r ■ till" n.v mur.i I.-n ♦>t n ' iitii. IniVii f A •! te en taken from any mine than are now being obtained from a nth* discover ed E>d" in xTinitown. The story runs that for months the minera, in going to and from their daily lutein-, have traveled along a certain path, wearing the earth away to a rock. A vein was tlnis brought to light which presented no attractions to the jirosjieetor, and vrns trod ujioii ics of no account. A laborer, two weeks ago, swung a sledge njion his shoulder, and started early in the morning for his aeeustotiied toil on the mountain side. Beaching the vein, he carelessly allowed the heavy stone breaker to fall UJIOII a projecting jsiint, and thereby detached si-veral j lice.'s of the vein matter. The white eliaraetxT of the rock, and its glit tering particles disclosed to him one of the richest mine# in the world. Lite-rally full were the white specimens with bright jmrtieles of almost pure gold ; and, al though a shaft ha# been sunk to the dejith of nine feet, the rock increases in richness, and at the bottom very thin strijis of wire gold seem to hold together the fragmentary pert* of tho vein matter. Untold wealth is the sure possession of tlie men, Virdcn and Gtiflin, who own this treasure vault of the hills.—Denver Xciv. I lie Nertou* S)litem. Dr. Diipux of Ijotiilou.iu a lecture iijH.li " I'lte lb-cent \dxiiuet in th' l'lix siol"g x >f the I tin it and Nervus 8v stein, Tho nervou* i-vsteui i not nn mi ma teria) IIIUIK; on the x-outrarv, it is a hv l ing, tangible ftibj's't for utility utitl cx jx-riiueiit. Nervx-* are ooiujsiaed of two , ela e of strin'ture* ex-11* and til*'*. Cells are found in the gray matter "f the iiei i on* x'l'iitx-r*, and also in some of the cranial nerve*. Those fibers and 'alls um) be xiistiiiguislnxl by tin liin ro-eopv. 1 A the tiber leaves tin i-x*ll it is eontxil Wltll a sllbstunee which insulate* it, nlld - this coating is nothing linarc than a sys tem of et 11* or bag*. Nerves are divided illto two classes, those of Comiuoll ulid "f slns-iill Sensation. Nerves are also do v idol into tinne of sight, hearing, smell ing, motion, eU". In addition there are the nerves which animate the bler nwviud, while • lectneity has u much greater #jH in tlu-ir control of r the laalv It i* stronger than tin- will. A lllali once underlie * til swallow iK'i* >u, • but reflex action caused liiui to throw it nj> 1 >fore it reached the stoinax h. The f jvotson burned the a-*oj'hagxis so tolly 1 that for some time after, ti" n. iltx-r liovv 1 much he wished to xlo so, nw iviild not - swallow foxsl, reflex action being stronger than lu* will. An entrance wa# inaxle ; into hi* stomach and f'**! introdue, 1, r and every time Uii* was done saliva x*>l r lectixl ill his month, < xnetly US if he were I chew nig food. TEe Bam# priaeipt# ia j showii ill xme's endeavor to hold lo* t breath. He may -ucoo< diu doing -• for , a few sissiinE*, an ! even until tie h< art has aj'j'iirently i*m-a*l to lient.- A!' ill while tlie bliss! has Ieoo.ilt"che:ged Willi carbonic ueni ga* from lack of oxx.-reii. This x-joisis the le rv. to exert their ( jsiwer suddenly, a- I In- gas i* deadly ]>!*.. ii t" thcui, and tli j-r* >u is forceil ' to Imiatl e aguaat hi* wul by QM vio lent action. The ability to recall |>at sciisatio- * and sex lira is due to the j-rm cij'le that when tin imprrasiou IS luaxi< upon a nerve -ell &nm#tliing i* n t.uin-vt which i* latent, 4-xiwllv heat is hit cut ui iron or stone \Ylu-ti a niuti ilivum - he draws ujsiii this supply. A Naught} Brother. A well to do citizen "f t"hiiv.go >* ul his daughter to Pari* to IH educated. He ttss ivi d gioWiltg ttiss'Ullts of her j piii<, - prewl out the mu .c, se.g him-uf < n the *!•! n ai.d howl terriblv. The b"V did n< c-unmuaieate hi* suc cess to uii- on . At he t the sist. r re tunied. Her father got in a BE2 l * l piano, ami iuvii'-d the family an i the friend* tiier< f to iMtne an 1 hear hi* da iglitx-r :• r *me of tlie music she lg .1 h:al iii tw'.xi iuto her at I'ivn-. They rauie. The brotb< r ititrv*lur*-il the dog, mid with ricii.hsh iiveiiuity tnnn-d tie cmvei ite>u uji >n it* many virtue# and u '.smipl Em.nt*. "It is so foil 1 of His," 1 • old. " and ->eh \ er. Why, it wini hi sit i >t hour* by the piano to liatx n fit her pi-'ivitig, it . *• f( ]-t -, end imprinted a ki--*ouliis forehe.i J, which oiu*x d five wittv young ini'O t' remark : " Luekv dog! I'ln u they jire*sx*l her to I'E'vy, and arix r much |. r*uustuti slu- e..nseiitexl, and r agrei -1 ti j rfortu Hdiutert's " Ach ! Parlo Giuir •• ! ' AMu-ii tie Jive young men be ,n clearing the jiisno for ie-ton and taking a few reef# in the stool, Fido b.-e;une uie .1* v ; iiidocvl. his agitatixui W easily ajqairent. " Poor Fido ! said liis ' mistress, soothingly; "he is M> nassixui ' atelv fond "f mn.-ic." Mean*nil# Uie brothi r with mabgTUUit ker shj'j*l ' round t > th- xE. ir and rWI it. Miss Blank *■ nt*l her*. If nt tie jiiui" ami struck the lirsl note. The hui>lras dog gave one ear jiii reiug howl, until wild with terror xhtslieil t-> the dour to find it 1 locked. The night without waa cold, 1 lark nud eheerli'ss, and within all wns 1 warmth, light and luqqiine**, but lie didn't le -itat for a second, but with n tlosjHiiriug velji went through a sl(7 pane of glass and dejijirted for the Pacific const. V <.ra**li"p|M-r Boiint) BUI. A giwsshopjicr IK unity l.ill has been introduced in Hie Legislature of Minne sota, which jjrovi.E-s for tin- jiayiuent by the State of the following tenuities for oatHiing and .lestrnying hcust* or th.-ir egga: Fifty cent* a gallon for eggs; $1 pr bushel for insect* J.revioU# to June l*t ; fifty eent* per bushel from June l*t to June 10 ; twenty-five cents ler bnsh.-l from June 10 to July l*t ; and twenty eenl# thereafter until Ok-tote'r Ist. The bill provide*for the ap|Kiint ni.-nt, by the county cxniimissioners of each county, of a onmjH-teiit person, with an assistant when nei'#*ary, in eiM-li towiiffliip "f the districts where egg# arc- .hpo-it*!, 1 . receive, ni ensure and destroy the ji |. rs delivered to him. The township gllisall.ipper galtgera are to lie subject to a fine for neglecting their duties of not les* than slu or more than SIOO, or to be iiiijirisoii.il in the county jail for from thirty to ninety days, and to te- jirose ciit.-d by the suj'ervisor# of the town ahiji before n justice of the peace rend ing therein. The county auditors, on the pr- -ent'ition of the certificate# of the gangers, are to make and to deliver to the holder all order on the Htatx- auditor for the sum to which h<> is entitled. Every able tevlied male adult under sixty years of aire is required to give one days' work in each week of the period above stated, to the extent of five days in all, for the jmrjo#e of catching and destroying the hoj|Hrs and their eggs. The labor service may beeomimit.il by the furni Jiingof a substitute, or the pay ment of $1 ft day, which is to he exjien.led in hiring Kiihstitutes. Persons refusing to work or pay are lined $2 a day." A hundred thousand dollars is njprojiri ated from the Htate treasury for the jmr- JHIHOS of the bill. Mrs. Partington savs that Ike has bought n horse BO spirituous Hint lie nl i way* goe off in # decanter; FARM, (lAHIHN AM 1101 MEIIOI.IL Males I r llradlua (irals. The rule* agreed uj'ii by the I rvalue# I'.xehange of Ni-xx York eitv, relative to out*, rx e, btirh v ami j-as, are ua fol luxx . Out* at. xlixixlcxlinto tlie following elussi - l .xtiu white, i xtra, and reject ed. Extra white uttii extra are divided into four grade*. Extra white >t are to weigh thirty-two pounds to the bushel ; N". 1 whit.-, tw-iity-nine jsiiuid* ; No. " white, tweiit r-tive |Mitu.ds,aiid No. •'! shull IK- liniiuix white. The Weiglits of extra out* and Si*. 1 and 2of the same class are to be thirty two, twenty-nine ami twenty fixe pounds to the bushel ri-KjH*-t --ix' Ix. No. fi s|M<<-ifi'*a all merchantable oats unfit for No. i lie jaded oats are • lainj), UUSOIUHI, xhrty, or for any '-ausx unfit for No. fi. No. 1 ry- must la- sonnd, jiluiuj., ami Well xT'-itiiod. No. 2 IVf liillst be sound, reasonably fr-e from other giaui, ami reasonably ch-all. K :-et-d IXC lUx'lnde* all xhuuji, musty, or dirty rye, xir that whioli for uiiv cause i* unfit for grade No. 2. Barley is put into lour clause* Cana da, Htatx*, Western ami Itojeetod Extra, mul No. 1 I'mituht must weigh not less than foi tV-elght jKJltud* to Uie bushel. No. 2 and N". H Canada barley are not measured ly weight, but by soundness and eh-auut **. Htatx- biu-lev is divnlxsl into six grades—four <>f " fxHir-row-ed" and two of "two-towed. n Western bar lex i* divided into tiire<- gnuh--, No. 1 to weigh forty-eight jmund*; No, '2, forty-i* js'iiiids : and No. fi foitv-oue poiiuxls Ui the bitshel. Be motel W'estxrn barley is that which is damp, musty, r from any cause is liaxily ilnuuigi*l er .largely mixed with other grain. l'nui are divided ilitxi No*. 1, 2 and 3 White Canada. A resolution uasuxioptel tliat a* s i-eidleil "no pilule " ivm hwl so much uuprovexl in condition tliat for sotue time jfa-t exjsirtx r t " Europe hal taken it in pn b-rencx- bi " iteauier' at a triu-tioii of a cent IK-IOW the iiiarket value of " at*uiur," .tud us that rt j*-ateily I*ith gia it s Eal i Id in ojH'ii market at the satin | , lex-, and us a Very large Jiro jHrtic!i of new eorn lid* graded "no grade" might properly bx- ineluded in the gm.ie of " *tx-amer," therefore presx-iit classification should lie tmslified. 1 Hilt) Tic rules for letting farm* on share* vary in - tuc respect* in different jatrt* of the l*iik. A* a gi ueral rule the agrex u nt i* iu wilixtsiiiy as follow* : Th o-.xi!i i turns oi r his farm, dw#lliug? bonis, x-m., to tlx- tenant on the first day uf April, with what manure may !*• ou hi* jda-'c. The tenant agn*-s t<■ farnisii the t< am T tx-aius to do the work, as well as all the fai-ii implements that ar<- necx-*- -arv. He ulso flUTlisliCS half tlie sx*e,l ami half the cow*, pigs and poultry to stock the Eirm, and agree* to kce|> the feuct - HI N pa r and to xx#rk out or JIUX the r. ad tax. lit* is to laive half "f ail crop-, and half of the butter, cheese, luilL, j "ik. L f. exrgs and jxailtiy j>ro dui- J. Bat ;u r<- - iird to the owutr's half, Ua ix- should IK- ft ]>ln n stijiulatiou how he , ' to rex-x'ixx- it—wln-tLer tx> 1K d livx't • 1 to him, or he to evinc Rial pet Ins part ut the farm. If d<-ltvervd by the tenant, he Would la-x-litltlxal to s- lUeexUU jK'Usato'ti for the delixa ry. The team tisx-xl t> do the work i* allowe 11<> be \ *- ttir< 1 ami fsl from the uin'iivided lint iuu! grain, an 1 the tenant s'i aid Ix* ai low'sl a garden large cn"U"h tx j>rshici his green v. getable* oiilv. The owner pay* the taxes. If anything is needed not is nit mj'hitx*! when tixc bargain was uiaxle, - !x-h mtmt pay lt d! the cxjieiiae*, as more manure than was .m the ji!axv, more > -wine, et ; but Is'th jartie* must ii'Sjti i ce iuol ta ning tb extra article#, as uritl.cr jirty '- ii cootues b-ttx-r by I'.'jiing it t'i 1< -'ie ted. r< it ,* churnod. A but tor maker sax " In "iuimer tlu-re i* little tiitter mdk if emim, Isa-wusx-the erx-am is chin ■< ', -.n- r than in winter, seldom rencliiiig tie tlonl day. Bometamm, where Uicre it- a single o x kx-jxt, 1 have known the bitter to show on account of the small quantity of er< am a-cumulat ing. Tim Minimi r jirnetice is reversed in the winter. There ls-ing too little milk t • require frequent rhnmiugs a week we account r- * lily for tin* exils eoiiiplniiied of. The fore juirt of the *x*a son. when milk is in greater quantity, iiisss'sitatiiig inori' frequent churning. I lear of but little coniid iinl. It matters not how i;o 1 the fexsl i* if the tendi-r --c-t hay and r>> >ts aa* nEl the rabbits ; pay the boys t n rant# each for every oue they kill. If von have tree* in danger of in jury by tliem, wind thebodira withliews paj'ier,* or cut n rabliit in pieces and rub the lsslies and limbs with the fresh blood and mi at. Tramp Uie snow firm about your trees to ke< JI off the mira. Their Fin! lHnVrenec. " Before we wore married," said he to a friend, "she used to say 'bye-bye so sweetly when I went down the steps. " And now what does she say? asktil the friend. "Oh, just tlie same," ex -laiiiied the man— ' buy, buy!' "Ah, I see," said tlie other "she only xercise# u little ilitYereut 'sjwll over Probabilities: " When you #ee a mnu going home at two o'ol.K-k in the nioru in and know his wife is waiting for hiin, it i# likely to be stormy," TERMS: a Year, in Advanco. indent Harden* if Michigan. At the late meeting of the Michigan Fioiieer Society in taunting, Mr. lb-la Hubbard, of iMiuit, raid a |>a|M*r cm the "Ancieiit Gardens of Michigan." The first descriptions of the remain* "f these gar.ii us, he said, via linnle by Sx'hool enift iu 1H27. They Hre reliiw eu-xal, ap parently, with tuouud building. John T. BE.is. in 1899, again mentions them, and a later writer locution* them a* being found along the ulnar of I ak. Michigan. In CUM*. St. JiMH-JDI and K*lauutzs. (XoUlltie* tln-sx- garden l*tl lutVl' Iw-eti numnroualy found. They uou*iat of L-ls from five U tlftex-n fed wide, ai*teeii to oUa huudrtvl f<*t Jong, ami aliwtll etght i-i*i na'bes high. Tttiw Ixsls are larly tu ranged, with jxatlui l*-tweu tiieta, and winle some aie as narrow as five feet, iitliMn are a* wide us slltU-eli fl*et. Mr. Hnblaird hail chads rtpmnfiiig the forms (these IksU, wliktblte esjilainedto the audience. Home jiluts have l*n drawn by Hehooleiaft. He says the plat* upon which these I**l* are found are from twenty to llirae hundred acre* tu erteiit. (iaideiis of this kind were foniat by the early settler* of <'n* exmutr, Kalamuz>*>, l'ralrie 11 aide. Burr Oak, and unuiv othera. Old settlers say that tlie lewis wliieh they have sc. n IUV al*iut five feet w ide, and are regularly laid out through out the plate. There have Is-en found eight iliffereut kind* of I**l* ; wait of them ate ri-x ttuigular, soma circular in form. Tlieae law!* denote some specie* of cultivation, and were undoubtedly the work of jK.-oj.li- who .uliabitexl tlu*country prior to the Indiana. The Indian* ctil- UxaU-d only mau &e, and tin* was lurt grown regularly in row*. Historian* tell it* that the" Astern haxl ganleii*. iu which they culliiutexl xalion* plants for medicinal uses, as well aa for ornament. Was there ufi something aiialagoua to tltis m the Michigan natives ? Did the - hitter also hax e botanical garden* ? These extensive imhewtions of ancient culture li'-xs-ssiuilv imply a setthvl ami popukiaa (vanmun.iy. All testimony agree* tliat almost noil* <>f the uaualabmrigmal wlica Were fi*ti* . tlx. jHttery no speara, no arrow heads, ami no implement* of atone, not ex-n the omnipresent jiijxe. Tmuuli or burial mound* of the red man are not Uiio.moum, though not numerous, in western Michigan, but have no riK-ogntzed a--(*iartou with tin* garden race. Then nr.- no trace* of dwelling* and tlicie is nothing to indicate their home*. It sxs-Uls strange ti at these gind' ll IM-ll* -hould be the only retntxina of u peoj.le who inhabited aid eultivatftl the '-aiiii. It is evident thai they werepemy-fttl. ami to s.|lle '-xtx'lit cultivated, civilized, and scientific jMKiple. Tlie xhtte of Uie alian doumeiit of ill'*" IM*IS may be deter unii'-xl to axnue extent by Uie age of treea wliieh hare grown UJKJU them. One writer finds that a tn*< gruwn UIK.U one of thi-Mi IKS I* xxiux OVW three humltel Ttxars old, but how long they were abandoned liefore the tree startal cannot be known. The tool* itsisl by them were evideutly of w.-sl and have decnyisl. and every thing rehiring to theiu must 1k left to conjecture. Fxplorath'M* in Ft#rida. Ine New York //' raid priute a letter fivia it* euumeute left by the long extinct race# tliat peopled it# ar ix. lbir mg the Flonda war. wlum the dusky warriors of tiaceols fought xi stoutly against their white cnemie*, seatteml |*i#t* were ratal>li#hHl lyv the United Htatx-* armv for th" purpose of maintain ing eommnuicMtinns betw##B the occu pied districts, but manv of these have '.■ng ng" lost every vrarige of interest t-x --e'jt that nttachiug t> thxur liwiu-s in con ucction with sanguinary cvimbute l>etwrau civilization and Ivxrharonn. Following the direction marked by a singular col umn of smoke which was observed by the cnrTvapxiudent toriM-frxun sxune tinkiiown aonrra in tlie intx-rioi the expedition (dunged into the wilxlxsrnraa of v.-geta tiou liist clothes the rauutry, and suc ctslxsi, after mneh exerthtn and waxling through deep water, in reacliing an island or elevatxsl gnuitnl surrouudexl by swanijm. There were diseoaeml some Ktmnge an I rudely c*rvl marara of nton#, evi'tentlv errated by a prehistoric rax-e a* idols. With a description f these we also find that of the " sinks," or singu lar |>iiits of diaajqiraranee take the nionev from his disxiinl.il j'lintal.sins. He toltl thu friend of the fix hi- win in, and asktil him for a loan. Mortified aud chagrined, he an swer.il that all he ha.l was just sufficient to pav his fare home. Then the ax-tor called the restaurant kiwjwr and tx.ld him the trnth about the money. The quickly exeitxil man ravxil and stonn.il at Flor ence. saving that he haxl resolved not tx Is- swindled by any one, ami that he should send for the police. At this time a short, stout old gentle man stejuwil up to the jvroprietor, and firmly said : "How dare you sjvenk to a gentleman in the way you have done ? His mistake is a perfectly natural one, and such # might occur to any man. 1 aiq aaham.il of yon ! I'll dine no more in your house, nor jH-rmit my friend# to Uo so in the future. Here take this!" and the old gentleman took a fifty dollar note from a fat wallet and haud.il it to the discomfit ed landlord, saying; " 1 >.iluct the amount of the young man's bill and re turn me tlie eliange." The proprietor"# apologic# were un lioedtiL He handed tho old gentleman iM7.!>O, and again tssayed apologies. When iu the street Florence handed his benefactor his prafemional card and address, adding thst lie should certainly reimburse him. TUo old gentleman s indignation quickly pusstil away, and i beginning to smile, he #aid : " That'# nil right, young mnn ; I've been tiying to pas# Mist connterfeit bank note BU tlay." NUMBER 10. Joliu Jeuk* Jellies. Home lwnitv flve years ag g Chicago inati made a fortune. He bail not a cent of cupitai, ami in five year* be made yjki.iakl. He waa a garbage gatherer, lie Itccmnc a manufacturer of jellies; (•imply Itec.mtw- he wae a (rarltagegalherer. Garlmgc and jelly made hia fortune Now, hie children njteml tlie summer at Long H rune 11 and Horatoga, where they ar t rcum- tie la erry, etc., and, a* the arti cle was cttnijtarahvely new in the West, uul the price low, "Jeuks* Jellies ' ob ttuned n wide circulation. Mr. Jeuks liccmiue an rich that he was diantcuwued iu tlie local jmut a* "our highly re sj>ect<"l felbm townsman. John Jcnks, Fxp," and might have gone tt* mtnisU-r to tha Tiulenes just a* well as not had not a o nupmrmtiveiy ureuiotitre death roblad dipbHumcy of bis valuable ser vice*. Ileautifj jour Hornet It i* astonishing to see the lack of taste around many village and farm iMaani and their owner* seem to think that it is money thrown away to beautify their hotiMin; out let them offer their p larva for sale. and then they will realm the difference between a house witliout jaunt or with one coat in a lifetime, witli no blinds, no pleasant door-yard, no tasty fences around the hfMMS, Do shade ireew. no frnit tree*, no beds of flower*, no climbing yuws nj the purdas, no canien worthy aI the name, no aiutg, well painted outbemaea, no nicely gravel - ed walks; hut in their place* we often flud a dwelling. out of repair. outhouses in a state of decay, fences in poor eoadt tion, and the general appearance <4 the place repugnant to our feelings. We see the old sign; "Tins place for sale," hanging on an old tree, with barely a leaf nja.n it Here it ha* hung for many year*, and tliere it will eraitinue to luuig. probably till the oauer goes into his grave, Xobody wants to buy such a forlorn looking " liorae and jwople in search of country place pa** on till V -t -V another sign ; " This place for . ~eand here they find order, taste and neatness preyailiug—a beautiful cot tage, or other style of bouse, outbuild ings in perfect repair, fences neat and in good order, shade tree* abundant, fruit trees loaded with apples, pears, {leaches, plum* and rlierrie*. In the well iihtuiied garden they find an abnndauoe of straw berries, raspberries, currants, goosel*r rios, quinces and grapes; and the place suits them and tliey purchase it. Now, this place cost but ft little more than the one they jwiased. in regard to ita adorn ment*. What was done to Iswutify it was done by degree*, and tlie expense was nerer felt as amounting to mtich, and so it alwav* is with peojue who com mence to lay out their homes in the right manner. \ Product he Couulrj. Sicily was in ly times notable hg its extreme *iul Italians hope Unit with all the restrictions on the importation of corn removed, and under an enojgetio government, a gin*! time in coming—more especially if Uie brig and nuisance can he surmised. Of ♦lie island's 6,000,000 acres. 3,500.000 arv under wheat, about 1.500,000 in pas tnre, 680,000 in vineyards, olive yards, orchards and garden, and 170,000 in for est, The rest lies waste or is huilt ou. The net rental i estimated at $18,000,- 000. The church ami nohilitv an' Uie principal owuors. Tlie agricultural population consists of voemeu, small fanners and jieaaauta. Of late the con dition of the latter has beeu greatly im pTO veil by the abolition of the sort, of serfdom under which they labored ami the rigid system of entail on large es tates. \ CoiisUtiitioiuil Amendment. Representative Maiali, of Pennsylva nia, introduced in tlie Unite! States House a constitutional amendment em b< dying a rather cumbrous but ingenious plan for dividing the mass vote of a State for President by tlie number of electoral votes possessed by the State, and credit ing to each candidate his share of tlie electoral votes of audi State obtained on the basis of the electoral average reached by the division of the mass vote. For example, let the mass vote of New York lie 1,000,000; this divided by tliirty three would, in round uumliers. give 30,- 000 as the electoral average. Tlie Hayes vote divided by this average would have shown sixteen electoral votes for the Re publican candidate, and the Tilden vote so divided would have given the remain ing seventeen votes to the Democrats. The plan has at least the merit of insur ing certain recognition to minorities Indignant Pally Wif. A tn toad, drnnd tn apple pear. Sat on * mtmj log licM&ie i*|)ODd, tttd ihlilly HQH "OoRMI forth, my Polly Fog- - My Pol—y Ly~tny Wog, My pntty PoUy Wog; r •onmUttnit vary sweet to say, My slante Polly Wog I "The air is moist—the moon U hid IVthlnd a hoary fog. No >Urt aro out to wink and bltak At you, my ToHy Wog— My Pol—my Ly—my Wog, My graceful PoUy Wog, Ob, tarry not, beloved oao I My prootoua Polly Wog!" Jual then away wont rlondu, and there A-Mttnift on the log— The other end, I nwan the moon showed angry PoUy Wog. liar small eyes flashed she awe Dad until She looked almoat a frog; Bflow dare yon eaß me, dr." ehe aeked. " Tcwr predoua Polly Wog V Why, one woald think your life wa* spent In aoane low muddy togs I'd hare yoo know, to atrange young toad*. My name'* Miaa Mary Wog." One wild, wild laugh that tree toad gave And tumbled off the log, ud on the ground he U eked and aoreamed Oh, Mary, Mary Wog! Oh, Ms oh. By ! ok, Wog t Oh, (iroud Miaa Mary Wog ! Oh, goeffnaaa gractou*!- -what a jote! Honwh for Mary Wo* r —Mr*. Margarrt Rytimgt, m HcrVtmrr'i. IlfUi of Interval. In Minnesota twolv* per cent ia pro poacd ma legal intereat. Men are not p and placed biu, though a slave, on a lasting podMrtal, to abow that tlie war to honor lies open indiflemilly to all.' . I knoov people so fond ov contradik shun that it would not surprise me at all to hear them disputing with a gide Imanl about tlie distance to the next town. Women liave often suooeaafully bid valuatde s in their hair, and a young French ladv lately found a thousand franc note in tier deceased mother's chignon. Monsieur reada the paper to madam : •• Another crime! a woman cut in pieces." Madam I quickly/ "By her husband T Monsieur f inuocently \— " Who else would you expect V Hie Grand Ihike Nicholas threatenwl to shoot a ii utuler of Kuasuut officers who asked either for the o/iening of the cam ]Ntigu or that titer sltould be sent into proper winter quarters. " What ar* you fencing in that lot for, Pat ? A hard" of cattle would starve to death on that land." "And sure, your honor, wasn't I fenciti it in to kape tbe jtoor bastes out or it ?" Iu a dilemma—Tbe bachelor who re marked that "be uever would marry any woman be didn't respect, and he certainly couldn't respect any woman who was willing to many bun. " A lady who an nines to know bow boya ought to be trained, write* a* follows : " Ob, mothers ! hunt out tlie soft, tender, eenial side at your Itoy's nslure." Mttther* often do witli an old aboe. "Johnny, have yon leareetl anything during tha week ? asked a teacher of a ffve-year-old pupil. " Yetii'm," " Well, what is it?" " Never to law! a small trump whan you bald both bowers." General Newton baa jual finishf Pharmacy warns physicians not to administer them together, because in the stomnch they combine to make loilate of potassium, a jHiiaon. Mixed in any other way they do not thus act. A Canadian woman has inst taken re venge in s novel way on a female board er. Bho didn't abuse her, denounce her, scratch ffier, or anything of that kiml—oh ! no; she quietly took * scis sors, went to the closet and cut up the hated one's I wet silk dress into strips of a aixe for making rag carpet A large lot of wine will he sold out shortly to close an estate in Georgia. Nome of it was bottled in 17%, and none of it is likely to sell for lew than #25 per bottle. ' How this simple announce ment will cause thousands of those fel low* who traveled with Sherman in 1864- 5 to weep over their carelessneft*. o Grandma, do you know why I can see up in the sky so far ?" asked Charlie, a little fonr-year-old, of the veuemble lady who sat on the garden seat, knitting. " No, my dear : why is itf" "Because tliere is nothing in the way," replied the young philosopher, resuming his astron omical search, and grandma her knitting. Courbet, tlie man who has been con demned for murdering n woman in Uie Hue Taitbout, in Paris, to twenty years' imprisonment, has addressed a letter to the president of the court, imploring that the sentence should be changed to one of death. He declares that a person guilty of such a crime a* his ia not worthy to live. This is how Offenbach dedicates his I took to his wife, Hermini* Offenbach: " You have desired that I should make a I took from these letters written at odd times. This is the first sorrow you have caused me. Still, I Itear you so little ill-will therefor that I dedicate you this volume, not for what it is or may be worth, but because I love to write every where my esteem and affection for yon." A French court has compelled tlie family of a peasant to pay 8*58.60 for the absolutely necessary expensea of his funeral. ' The items were; Three priests, 88: tolling I*ll, 81.20; draping the altar, 83; litter, 85; cloth for signa ture table, 82; female mourners, 810; burial fee, eighty cents; coffin, 82; four tiearers, $2.40; tapers, $8.20; liearae, 824; " a day's WOTK," $2; total, $68.60. The cunning that seems to be a part of insanity is illustrated in the killing of Erskine Barrett, a keeper in the insane saylum at Northampton, Mass. He waa found with liia throat cut in the ward of which he had charge, and one or more of eight maniacs did it; yet it is impossible to ascertain the facte. Sev eral had blood marks on their hands or clothing, but all deny the deed. Of course war# to no moral responsibility,